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Is that actually true?? š„
Yes
Yes it is
Japan has Many Vending Machines for all your Vending Machine needs
Even the ones you don't want
Fuck they got vending machines with fuckin' SOUP in em
You could probably find a vending machine for BBQ sauces or dry rubs
why do they have all the weird stuff?? š š
Hmmmm, lemon pepper or buffalo?
ARE YOU FUCKIN'

You ain't gonna beleive this
Lemon pepper
No shot
honestly a dry rub vending machine would actually be kinda fire
Fucking based
They even have Pizza vending machines with little ovens
Good choice
š«”
They live 20 years ahead of us
The soup is bottled? 
chug chug chug!
With a whole ass FISH in there
Also in case ya'll wanna see it.

they should have a brisket vending machine
Different kinda fish
Classic japan
what the helli
are people really weird or is it for like people who canāt afford them and itās cheaper from vending machines??
Brisket machine spotted
Hey my fav drink
Who can't afford to buy..... Used women's panties.
5 bucks
couple bucks?
šØ
actually with the yen cratering it's prob less
3.20
if you want i'll sell you mine for less
What other weird ass ideas you think Japan's already done?
yeah i mean i need to buy new ones anyway, might as well subsidize it
live lobster vending machine
ASMR toilets š½
i mean i think smart toilets are a thing
bidet with extra functions?!?
I mean smart toilets exsists so that prob wouldn't be too hard
lmao
this is the japanese innovations americans feared in the 80s
I'll do you one better
āJapan is in the futureāand they sell used underwear in vending machines
and yeah it's pretty terrifying
Ah yes the dreaded cake vending machine
Cake in a Can vending Machine
cake claw machine
"i have seen the future and it's fucking wild"
Could you get std from that right?
Yes
Diabetus in a can
š

injects insulin
Atleast japan should place some cleaning stuff inside the machine before getting oneš
No it's like... an actual Cake.
So I dont think you can drink it

Cake milkshake

unironically the lobster claw machine is kinda gas
Bruh
Oh yes their future is wild
its so wild it loops around to being rad
Yesš
Canned bread is a thing
Oh wtf 
Clean country they sayš
This shit looks diabolical
Also the US also has cake vending machines.
Bread in a fucking can?
oh wow they have it! canned bread!
We do? 
They also got more conventional Cake vending machines
Maybe? I havenāt been there
Yes
that's silly why don't you just put the bread in a plastic bag like civilized men
Iāve seen them at rest stops before
Pookies this convo is interesting...
Never actually tried them since they supposedly have an awful texture
This conversion is terrifying me
this is fake news, this machine is chinese!
I have been there 8 years ago to see my mom and its quite clean there but except some areas
ngl for a moment i thought i was still in #off-topic
So when you think about it. That one skin with teh poison crow lady is.... not too far off
Poison crow lady? Fuck we have too many characters
Where is that? I need to get a cakeš
Just buy one as publix or something
damn fucking new jersey too
Haguro
We got some in Florida too
Donāt have my own pic tho
Hmm expected tbh
In my time in japan i was walking past strip clubs and random vending machines for some reasonš
Today conversation is wild 
Oh yes random vending machines how could you forget
there should be a vending machine to get your papers printed at 
Thatās called a cvs
RMV vending machine
''Special toys'' vending machine crab vending machine plushie vending machine phonecase vending machine pillow vending machine clothes vending machine everything vending machine
Japan is basically full of vending machinesš¢
Perchance might be a vending machine where I can buy PlayStation and Xbox gift cards?
can't you just do that online
Buying gift cards online? Yeah but I donāt
I think i remember getting a gift card from a vending machine in japan im pretty sure it was in tokyo but i dont really remember that much it was a long time ago
Well cool then ig
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Which one is this ship?
Kms Agir you can get her via researching her in shipyard
ohh thanks, I think I might have her then idk
Iām secretly the manjuu
kƶnig eugen
itās not a secret anymore š
As you get your messages deleted and get banned so you donāt spread the word

giant swiss roll
Shhh






so tired of al freezing every time i open a menu
Hmm
Intrepid posting
Interesting

one day you shall rejoice with her presence
You reacted me so Iām laughing harder
Bruh
that manjuu is me frfr
Mommy Rubi
yep totally me

Shut up stinky
Power cords?

Yes
royal navy and sakura would like to have a word??
and dragon empery
and the eagle union
can't forget the onboard diner
they brew tea by wethher electric or classic ol-log
Hello Natoki
Buy Arizona tea

there's an extra sycee from the springtide inn event
almost all modern british tanks, IFVs, and utility vehicles, has a "Bolling Vessel" electric powered, to brew tea and roast meals
i've already upgraded everything to lv. 15 aka max

i eating macking cheese from the michael wave

Chef Mike cooking
WHY IS LAFFEY IN HERE
NATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i guess i'm playing al in 50 minutes what is this recommend š

Essex and who
Abort the research
Intrepid
she fit lv100 requirement doesnt she
What if one of them played scp sl
may lord has mercy if u meet SCP-4217 :

especailly if you are Hood

I said sl
There's only 5 or so scp's in it
Pretty much
Except 953 is less a lover, and more a heartless killer

just replace vanguard with lion
her Meta, mayhaps?
gonna see her powers


Interesting
No
thanks, now it mine
Nah
doesn't that comparison just lead to 953 eating the comparer alive 

Akagi-imposting ofc
slowpat
halo reach my beloved
hmm
Is Shinano available in standard special builds?
or is it only the ultra rare that are shown in the banner picture?
Heavy and special
thanks 
Np
just get her from the letter
WHAT?? What letter? Please tell me
what's an android emulator in which al doesn't softlock fucking constantly
this is getting stupid

hoarding invites
answer is none.
Mumu player

formidable joins Cheshire
AY BLYAT
I read that as "the formidable John Cheshire"
who tf is john cheshire
@ johnnamikaze shipfu form
anyway, back to ntr
Why she fake crying
the John, hello
Walpurgis in like 11 minutes time to die in Limbus.
Never mind
Walpurgis now
umamusume = horse racing
azur lane = whores racing
racing against what?

Ay, everything in 60 thx Walp.
FEET?!!!!! 
this chat reeks of whore
because of you
agreed
Hi
sus



Orb
Nato
Ryu


whores racing against each other
what's the stake?
the commander
bar
barbed wire
wired barb
I will make u a wire

fair , but it's sounds generic stake in AL world everyday
like al isn't generic in itself anyways
every second, a girl out of 800 or more will want SKK attention
that's a norm
Yeah
some may be called whore, but that's personally suggestive
Yes
Hmm

Yeah

ā³ with
gang
I still love the ending
Waow, iranian ship torpedoed
I honestly thought I might never see a major surface warship sunk in action by a submarine
Look at this. It's beautiful
a frigate keel broke due to undership torpedo aiming

oh right, there was an AL anime
hit like 2/3 of undership to the stern
2 of them!
Snapped in half and sent the flagstaff right off
flag ship, a 1500 tons light-frigate, yeah
it's a matter how torpedo damaged it
An active surface warship sunk by torpedo
not traditional "hit the hull"
Dena?
torpedo deliberately target and detonate water right underneath the ship
ship was heading back from exercise..what a akward way to go
generate brief cavity that lift ship up, and broke its keel
not me to comment
old game like Battlefield 3 explored that before, in campagin
tbh, aerial torpedo could do that too
Mine is the 720mm torpedo
Anyway rip boat
i should watch the main one at least
i only started the game last september, so a refresher on the lore would be a good idea
yeah no absolutely no anime will help you with the lore
if you're planning to watch one, watch Slow Ahead or Queen's Orders
it's some cute Slice of Life
tho I recommend QO if you'd like a more structured story 
Also for your consideration
i see, so no worries about spoilers regardless of series then?
yep -w-
The main show is the one you probably shouldn't watch tbh

and of course that's the most easily accessible one
hi Ryu 

It's not very well executed
I'm p sure slow ahead's still on crunchyroll
oh yeah, here it is
i've been focusing on events more than the main story anyway
I mean
the events ARE the main story 
so if that's the case then you're pretty up to date
well that's the thing
i've only been playing for a relatively short while
main story progress is around 10-3 iirc
if you're done with w3
then you're done with all the story available in main campaign 
everything onwards is just for gameplay purposes
if all the story is in the events, then i'm already fairly caught up
If you'd like to refresh your memory of the story up to this point, go to the memories tab and check out this circled folder 
all the relevant events are there in order
ok, thanks for the info
Chapter 13 is easy in the big '26
less so for newbie
at least for a week
Give me any 2 URs and a smattering of random SRs and Elites and I'll do that shit lethal on auto
Hello everyone
full 125ed commons only in ch13 
good boss fleet?
+4 sync points per boss list battle woooo thank you bartlett laffey the second
Lemon
Kayla??
Trying to rush full clear OpSi but my merchant luck has been trash š
Am Awakend
Do you have PC? It works well with Emulator. Just asking.
hes a linux loser
Yes, am using Waydroid on Ubuntu 25.10, don't want to make a Google Account, am trying to side-load the App and just use my Yostar account

Apri 
hi barb 
Is there an official install outside of Play Store or Apple App Store?
linux is fire wdym 
huh
Broda?
Broda

not that i know of? the al website only lists app store and google play
i guess people reupload the apks to other places
Idk
Looks like a monkey
and make it your or a third-party app's problem to deal with "commander, your game is out of date!"
azur lane on linux doesnt work very well
It's a police sketch
of who
Idk
thank you, just going to install every sketchy app store and apk until it works lol

thats honestly pretty based avoiding google
if you're looking for a mobile install I'm pretty sure QooApp has AL
And I wanish
Nice name lol
Was having issues with the app being incredibly buggy, had to download an older version of the APK as avoiding Play Store, may register on web an try next, Thank You!
also has anyone had issues on android 13 lately/
Bluestacks is now bad because of ads. I trusted that one before..
Plus it makes my PC go like a turtle
Mambo Mambo!
Omatsuri Mambo!

Is this better than Mumu?
not sure of what Mumu is, but am romantically attracted to TapTap rn
the goat
spent hours trying to install Azur Lane
Good. Enjoy the game.
Mumu 12 is an emulator which i trust the best.
mumuplayer is an emulator made by netease of all people
of course, have never played before, got due to some friends
Where do you guys play the game
haven't heard netease in a while
heaven't been able to try, don't have windows so am not able to use bluestacks, mumu, etc
they're also involved in an obscure little game called marvel rivals 

emulator
Waydroid emulator

Cheeseburger
android
Very good, besides Azur Lane
hiii :3
i just rented shinano's lunar new year skin
and WHERE TF DID SHINANO GET THAT BANDAGE FROM
she should replace it with a clean one! smh
Preparing myself for OpSi
hes laning
stuck on this screen 3:
no mt today?
it's next week i think
we are back again
Literally named Mainz hot choco
Nothing wrong friend 
I didnāt know we could name our ships š
only after oath

Kronfjord
u need a ring for that
i think i have one or two rings, it would be nice if i can save up a few more to build a custom name fleet
i have a couple, but i haven't decided who to use them with yet
thats the hardest part
there are two types of oaths
one just for a little performance boost
which barely shows results
or you just oath whatever bad bitch you like
you DO NOT oath for stats
Yes I do
It give me 3% buff 
6%*
a grown-up ship starts squatting your head and shells you when you ask for your rent and then you oath her out of love
stats are a token reward for liking a png file very much
ā¤ļø
wrong
a ship starts performing not like your preference and you oath her out of necessity
you oath her to save your life
does AL block vpns?
the game loads when i dont have a vpn but doesnt when i have it enabled
is it okay to play this game on bluestacks? is it bannable?
no
pc players always use emulators
its okay
it loads when i use my bare ip but not when i use my vpn
try clear cache
I Don't Think It Would Be any Advantage Playing On Pc
when using vpn
i have a 32" 1440p monitor
Dude I Don't Need To Know This 
and my phone is too old
pc al isn't for an advantage, it's for being able to do something else while al plays itself in the corner
doing opsi strategic search or what have you
sadly no good
Hm
the only advantage i can grind while i do other things lol
you cant play without vpn or somethin? why need vpn
im paranoid
about what?
my isp snooping what i do
ur isp doesn't care about anime tiddies
there would be advantage, boobs in 4 k, 120 fps
and also, google wouldn't scam us
been trying some wonky stuff for hours to try to get it working without any google dependencies outside of android
i care about them knowing, i find it creepy that im being watched
after pretty much 9 years we deserve PC client
Even GFL1 have one
new player, but would love to see that, know they possibly already have other games on steam
they should make it linux exclusive
Emulators are pain, and googlepay is scammy. Getting charged more for living in specific country is just dumb
don't have any google or apple dependencies, is there even a way to purchase anything via web?
Not to mention that many potential players i wanted to drag into Azur Lane, refused just because they have to deal with emulator ;D
nope
it is a bit silly, but it can make sense when you factor in average wages and the strength of "lesser" fiat currencies
I'm more than sure PC client would also improve experience from 3d dorms and Island Planner
Am Awakend
and even if used as a side app to grind, would be less draining than emulator
in terms of pc resources
most certainly, would be much easier to diagnose issues and get everything setup
thats only really an issue if the emu is inefficient
having a really hard time, although not using well supported methods
from one side yes, from the other, I do play GFL2 and played Nikke, both has PC client and i could just pay up in original shop currency which was Burger Dollar and wasn't charge extra just because google is google
of course, they charge developers feed and think that they can't have their own shop in the app. would be nice to have a custom launcher
I wouldn't be surprised if google just double dip, from one cut for the country in which you are living, and the other from the purchase itself
but even outside of payment thingy
3d dorms on PC client for sure would looks much better and more smooth
even L2D lobbies
mods would be a VERY fun perk of a pc release
i wonder what would explode if i were to put my risk of rain 2 mods in pc al
Can't really be bothered with mods
there is already enough of fanservice in the game ;D

naked mod go brr
the worst ones
Lmao
I'm actively in game at the moment...
yo this game any good? should i install lmao?
eh
waifu collector
Rn its more gooner bait than it's ever been, but the early stages and ships are quite fun
damn blue archive general is more alive than here
VPN hacking country region block/ban you can't install. 
depends on the time of day tbh
It's usually quite active here
if theres a hole there is a way
if you like one of the girls yes
if not no

taihou dont look bad
allow me to
this what happens

thats with the vpn
so ive heard
i ve seen l2ds



xD
im not an appstore or manjuu couldn't tell ya lol
haters continue hatin
i just
at the hot dog lady
the dawg in you awakens...


Fight back 
I must be drunk that time to buy this much seeds
imagine playing island planning
š®š»āāļø Police will you get jail.
they should merge Island planning with TB dad-simulator
Nuh uh...I have a get out of jail free card

Heyo!


Hello everyone


Floof ā¤ļø
No
welp, didn't get all the gear skins
Booba scare
Cny event ended
All what left is to pray
Or whatever it was
You just reminded me I got my grades today
Iām too scared to check
Iām also just lazy
I got a C because my group leader submitted the wring file
lmao
takao's giant tacos
Literally mine hasnāt either
Funny thing is they had a section for peer review which affects the final score , and I did the work and still got the lowest score amongst the group

Iām gonna go stuff my face in some boobs now
how tf do you submit the wrong file?
theres no "preview b4 you submit"?
We had 2 , mine was more detailed with explanations to the work but it had my name at the top , so the guy not wanting the lecturer to realize that I did all the work copied only the equations
And none of the explanations or reasoning

Mmm Mamacita
no preview, only boobs
report it and watch that guy fail lmao
R18 Foxes? 

Iāma just solo it next semester


More tacos.


assetful
It looks even better with the sweater on
Stuffed taco
she looks great with pants off, sweater on
I came
I saw
I went

huge ass tits

LION SPOTTED LION

screw it, guess what i named her
dog
Horny
boobs posting
Noshiro but with a capital N
Her name is noshiro right?
grippers
Milkers
Large boobs
yeah, but i renamed her after a character that ||the community believes would solo a black hole||
Formidable
Pillows
Chisa? The girl from wuwa?
What is her name
bro she IS the black hole
Bed
ye
caesoh?
outweighs a black hole and can create new blackholes
No way she touches a black hole
Food
Milk
the Chisa agenda must continue
I see lion!
she can cut a black hole tbf
Milk
Since whenš
Milk
since now 
Nvm I understand
Milk
chisa dmg is ass
Anyway now that I checked my grades and uhhhhhhhhhh yeah
the black hole probably just got bored
Milkshake
Chisa skill issue
Ice cream
Fried ice cream!
i do irl nuzlocke
Occasionally
How
Cannon balls
imagine we get that in AL and all we get are IJN Light cruisers
Chef pp did this in that one Sml movie
380mm Shell
tbf, she isn't really a dps
Bouncy balls
she helped me solo the ToA fleur
granted, she was s3r1
She can kill with being cute
indeed 
i dont think black holes can see
or can they...
Damn. Just when I thought playing her can't get any better

Kirby can see
and i think their beauty standards are different
lemme dig up the screenshot
Black hole will implode with amount of cuteness Chisa generate
Cuteness doesn't exist for someone who can't see
Kirby is merely someone with a black hole
trust in Aura

Kirby isn't the black hole itself
Wife
tell that to the things he ate
World
Richelieu boobs
indeed
Smash
Real
truth
Again he is only an animal with the power of a black hole
If he was a black hole
He wouldn't be able to see
Neither he would be able to move by himself
the funny
doom
that is up to debate. We will not know the secrets of the universe for now 
Big ass
no boobs, only Laffey
No Richie

YEAHHHHH

but Laffey loves big boobs
because they are good pillows
Laffey knows best beds fr
Professional sleeper
When Bobbies
wifemagi
LION SPOTTED LION



Wifecheliu

Hello infernal

MMMMMMMMM.
@pastel oracle


What that two finger on lower stomach mean
And plus
Implacable size got bigger
She moved up in tierlist
who needs a tierlist xD
Boobs tierlist
i know. but who needs stuff like that xD
People who make them
people who want reference, no matter how BS inaccurate it is
so weird people š®
mamagi is the biggest in the world!
and there are bout 3-5 booba-tierlist updates per year
she's always ready
Mating season Onnnnnn
lewdmagi 
If sheās always ready why does she have a mating season

More fertility rate

Then itās not a season
I want amagi cv
It just means itās Christmas or something
Think her rerun is around November
She hasnāt rerun yet no?
Nope rerun
Cubemax
Yes
Anything for the amagi
Start praying for comms
I should do my dailies
Nun!
why cv? the other one is easier to obtain. i mean, if its for the floof it doesnt matter xD
Itās cause CV is usable
well i use any ship in fleets š®
Yeah generally same
Except for opsi and like W15+.
Even then opsi has a lot of flexibility.
nah im fine with chap 13 š

Smh Infernal
later chapters wont run away. not tryharding mobile games (if you can even tryhard them xD)
Furiously move to next stage
Guys there is a post on X told that this is 3d dorm or sth, is it really a 3d dorm? (The picture is kinda zesty idk if im allowed to post it here, pls dont ban me)

Massive Booba
Real
And That Is Probably Some Twitter Bs
Yuss its Ƥgir
How beautiful
Uss prinz eugen mentioned omg
Yo dawg chill
Need Eugen private quarter
as long it not against the server rules
wth is this
balls
OG waifu was actually Portland
Source
Myself
We have a 3d of her or what
That'll be great
Supa š
š¤

What does bro mean by doubt
Idk
I dont even have a good sr
I haven't know anything about this game
i mean i doubt a change 
What
floof
Wow bunny girl suit






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