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Drake, the mid of all trade master of dissapoinment
Or just allow her to equip a Tempesta gun for shits n’ giggles
Cause you know
Drake
The cat is more useful than her
YORK
100% damage increase when sortied with golden hind
i am quite litrally the only person keeping yorktown relevant in this server
No you’re not
since the day of arrival i have seen exactly 5 yorktown images
Wherever is yallo
and i backread btw
I haven’t seen Yallo in eons😔
Yorktown lovers aren't vocal with their love for her
Keep sending her soft tiddie
yeah man
trivia : Moskva is the Texas, Drake is the Lappland (va)
I feel like I see like 5 other dudes with / Yorktown husband in their name every day in this server.
whar happen
They're all fighting for the same title
people actually keep changing usernames

I will turn you into a fpoon
so i ave seen 2 myself so i dont know who were they
Where are the Hornet fans 😞 I'm sure not all of them left the community
Yorktown things
i am here
Keep the York Alive
Didnt yorktown meta got like super super high result in ladt popularity special poll?
Good keep her alive
Ägir when
The one single Le Triomphant fan in artist-lounge carrying her ass.
Shitting out art of her weekly.
interesting choice of words
Seems a lot of work if ya ask me
She was also the newest META

SO MUCH YORKTOWN POSTING

Think she might be my favourite Eagle union ship ngl
She really should be the Poster Girl for the game
gotta keep her visibility high
she is one of many
It should ALWAYS be high
but least visble one
She will never top Sister-Sara.
Interesting very interesting 
I want to rest my face on her landing pad
yorktown as poster girl could be unexpectedly risky, since her default face looks like Irisviel
I hired this
to stare at you
I would win nonetheless
Who she well I’ll met her 1 day
USS Saratoga
I just had a stroke reading that
So she a good looker yeah I’m new
Yeah that’s why I never met her
Just started today
you'll get sara eventually
You can get a sara for 1 buck
That a lot of pink
Uhhhh I think I know your favorite type of ship
One of these is not like the others
DAMN CUTE
hors
A rabbit send a horse, what a world we live in
Faimena thigh
Peak
So that’s Sara Yeah I’ll Think I’ll pass
Missing out
Yeah, what’s Dork doin there
Saratoga is older than Duke
Well she looks like a kid to me
Kid size to me sorry not interested 
Rip in piss Sara
Damn this sucks
the Kelp, hola
the John, hello

"I can see the brilliance of our ideals fulfilled in your eyes. As your most steadfast guardian, I'll help temper that will of yours."
Northern Parliament UR Heavy Cruiser "Moscow," appearing in limited-time construction!
Be sure not to miss her!
Please do check it out!```
what the vampire doin
skk, most likely
tfw I can't auto farm event because mob fleet isn't strong enough to take on two stronger units

This some kind of joke 
It’s just a name maybe I’ll understand this joke soon enough I guess

I don’t get
it is an Azur Lane lore thingy
Okay I guess
yeah zuikaku calls her bald ghost instead
Weird So Her Name Is Zuikaku
the Zuizui
Zui mentioned
So her nickname is ZuiZui
she had a history of getting Thanks-Given
I’ll admit she Really Great Eye Catcher
who is that cute girl on the left
Awkward Girl


I thought of a joke if anyone interested in this joke I made in my head
i guess they are kinda similar if you ignore their looks and personality
omg Rice Shower 
And you didn't even call me 
Giang

Johnny 
well, i didn't even mention feet, so
FEET?!!! WHERE??? 
search under the cracks
tbf, this is the closest to Rice Shower right away, but if I start nitpicking...then I realize they are not even close. 
Alright, time for me to go an commit warcrime on bandit
I gonna lick those armpits 

gob

hello
Finally got Moskva
Only took 190 builds…..
10 more for a dupe
Yes
Interesting design for this game
So daily happen every day or week ?
daily what? 
Daily Missions I Mean
well, they are daily...
So What Time Resets ?
3 hours ago
No room💔
I see lion!
ME SEE LION ME HAPPY
lion mentioned
LION SPOTTED LION

doragon
Cute fire extinguisher dragon
just afk on main screen for a minute and you'll see server time
only if you have the screen saver setting on
and I'm not sure that clock shows server time
Is moskva a robo too?
she shines
She’s just a russian UR
Russian? oh you know what it mean Cyka blyat!
Cheeki breeki
Ikr im wondering if she's a robot like nakhi and kearsarge
the damn coin sound effect on the event stage music is 
imagine playing with sound on
yep
got a feeling its gonna be chesh
nomshiro
Noshiro cute
hotshiro
my noshiro pounding sand after getting oathed Simply because I want to name her Chisa
Oh chisa a cute name
Nakhimov is a robot?
she's a cat
Robotic cat
Dont tell my Noshiro but its actually because I really liked ||Chisa from wuwa||
ngl i wanna be that manjuu in the tub
“So that we’re even?” Does that mean skk is wearing nothing
Sup guys
Yeah, but skk definitely got that fog
And how do you know
Because I was a fly in the wall
Why be a fly ? 
Ohhhhhh that makes sense
Thanks for telling me
Akashi gave me a potion that turns me into a random animal
how could you even decipher it after compiling like a thousand 144p images
Never met her yet
I still don't understand why you use the word "met"
you should use "saw"
Short for Meet
granny
you will never meet akashi bro you can just see her art
Okay
well akashi is a ship so you can technically meet her if you go to its harbor
Okay thanks man
any ideas when leisure time agir will rerun?
I wanna be that towel on her chest 
Black friday sale in november
then most likely permanent in december


Don't be shy pull 10 more
nom the shiro
what am I looking at here

His wife for hire
Noshiro number 1 wife always for azur lane
soyuz reminds me of anastasia from fate
cause of the ice part
after soyuz's attack hits
Shiratsuyu and Essex
it's fun how you go back to main port and hindy just spreads her legs for you

Musashi is my cortisol destroyer 9000
Cupri has said worse
Should’ve see Cupri in his prime
Man was terrifying
Seeing sodak on my screen is good enough for me
No need for allat imo

where everyone go?
Did he got banned? I don't see them around here anymore
Bro still here
Why penguin dead
Why does she lowkey look like Michael Jackson?
It takes the manliest man to be the cutest girl
Penguin
ASTFOLO I FORGOR HOW TO SPELL
Astolfo

Back in my day we didn't have astofol


Yes
She got converted into Weser before she was completed
But her conversion wasn't completed either 
Morning
She ate it whole 
what now?
Use her I guess
Marry her
You definitely didn't mlb/max skill/gear her for nothing
You have ring?
I need to oath Repulse
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Now I told you 
I pretty much have every shipgirl checked off on my list to be oathed
hmm
gear her up and let's vapourize some poor lvl99 bosses
since day 1 I spent like.. 450 USD 
just buy a fucking ring man
its only 600 gems
you would need
VI pushing 40

the choice is yours
Or you can
you know
Halve it
by buying an oath ring with the gems manjuu gives during the anniversary too
"only"
of course
O no
Money
You gotta get executed
I know wdym bro, i got u

I didn't spend a dime on azur lane
Though
I've been pure since I started
Thank fuck there is another week to this godforsaken event
I would be able to rack up more cubes from weeklies
He's a 37 year old man?
pitying?
not even close
not as majestic as michael storen
Hey, I found an Azur Lane Belfast Cosplayer, Can i ask if anyone knows her X/Insta?
Not actually
glens it
You ain't Alowd my insta
I can't, please this is her Cosplay Pict
Just Google image search the cosplayer
no results on google lens?
I've tried it, It wouldn't show up because it's limited
Will be in Belfast city in April and see lots of Belfast cosplayers cosplaying and belfasties
Ah
Yeah, Limited
Oh yeah Full of My Wifes

God help ya
a
are you a former
Never been a belfastie but know a few
I was one of them
Just Disguised as Laffey Simpers
If you mean the ship yea it's great but Belfast city folk can be hard to get along with 
when did you get laffey 2
Yuri
I forgot when I got her, but i think it's from Rerun
When it appeared at the event shop
Hi
Belfast mentioned?
Wow
Wait it's afternoon times flies
Yea
best maid no matter what
She was like my second I think or first not sure
oh no it tore down
First fleet after whaling, Warspite,Percy,howe and Bel, sheffy, Hermoine
I know, she's the Best Ship i ever had in my Fleet
And i have those skin
Belfast Blissful Service
Pria solo
Ah, Hidup Soloman
Bel is my 2nd favorite RN girl only surpassed by my main girl Illustrious 
Tok dalang: Besarnya hutang cucuku
Wait... I was Married with Illustrious too and she's the Best Cv In My Fleet (The 2nd is Essex Retrofit)
Aduhai, bener lagi

kecil
Lusty deffo great for keeping the Frontline healthy
Don't hope Small debt if you have too much debt
🧠 power
Gede Kerusakannya wok, sampe Periode Vramroro
Solid
ey
Fr
Worst wifey of the 4 atm is Vicky, for some reason her damage just ain't good enough against BB's they should have buffed her, built a whole fleet around Vicky to be disappointed

yo stop talking in indonesian before mods appear 
Alr² bro
before staff appears
Some use Indonesian but then it will back speak English
Same tho
Yeah, but there is an Indonesian server for AL but it's not as busy as this one.
I have no peenoise friends here unfortunately
That's kinda...
Yk, Ironic
Join and exit
That's why i prefer to join the Official
I can ask how i can build my fleet, and well it's better just now
Yeah Even though language clothing itself must be limited
I don't trust official that's why I went Azur lane online
Ah, Just a lil reason why we are studying English at School
ALO full of other players knowledge
Azur Lane Web Community? Whoa i am following that too
who the fuck is natsuiro matsuri
No ALO discord, AL general
Nah, it's just a Holo Vtuber but it isn't real if you found her discord here
Why not, just so understand what they're talking about 
Ohh
Where
Not just like....
Yk
Here

Oh its a retired vtuber
Wait, she's retired?
this is azur lane online?
Yeah 
She isn't retired as I searched it
But the other 2 characters from they same collab are
Correct
I usually forget the name
Natsuiro is a 2nd Gen after all, but her community has been going strong I believe, so unless there are any disagreements on the establishment, there are at least none of that happening
End up calling it online instead of official because brain fart
hmm
Old age an all 👴🏻
Nuh uh...
how tf formi became unprofessional
Because I have started playing less
very proud for you to have no existential crisis for growing old
me when gen 0 isn't actually gen 0 
Not very professional at all
i see
Where ya get this game from
Play store
Let me guess
App store
Tokino Sora?
play store 
Ugh i my play store dont have it
apkpure
what phone iti s
Idk what the versions of it rn
probably not compatible
Play Store
Xiaomi
there were some more but I forgor
bruh
game banned in my country so it not on any app store
all this time my OPSI fleet was on manual

Lemme guess, Taptap?
In my country the game is available on play store but not on app store
might be diffrent reason what if the phone doesnt supports the game
xd

and survives what? for 3 hours?
I get it from getapps 😭
Well I have no knowledge on that, I only rarely watch Holo but on EN
It from my device system so uhh idk if it was safe
I also only watch holoEN but some through just short clips
your phone isn't compatible probably or download it from google
or apkmirror
Safe tho?
get taptap
I never downloaded azur lane in specific
But it's always safe
damn this kfc longer is slapping
It fuckoff
I downloaded azur lane from google app store and the danger was I whaled some 🐳
Bruh nvm
Undercover cop streamer ?
that's your danger I gues
what is blessing my eyes
I mean it still head me into play store
taptap?
use apkmirror vro
wait use apkpure 
search apkpure
Ya maybe dont know what it mean but yeah
then download it
Still not work
from google
apkpure is uhhhhh
I did
not clean
best
Sounds like a name for some sort of acupuncture
It is like freshly extracted
From play store
Just use it once
You won't regret it
Is the latest version is 9.2.1?
Latest version is what's on the top
bro apkpure have a separate mobile app
get apkpure
Yez
You dont even need to install apkmirror to install games
Just use apkmirror and zarchiver
Bless this month's medal shop
You will never understand

Until you try
i trust chorome download speed 
Idk
its a dgoshit speed
we had 2 CLs
ADM exist
well he can try both incase
Last month it was 2 SSs and now its 2 DDs on lil enty 
manjuu is onto something
@rose spire
isnice
it so cooked\
aye
they need to update medal and guild shop tho
Hi guys
hi gucci
laning
the weser?
waifushiro
Tomato
harry manjuu
but nice edit
any
welcome, you win an isuzu
you should focus on Cp first
cope and seethe
okay what’s a Cp ? Seriously?
post retro isuzu
combat power
Okay Got It
that is retro isuzu
see the power up?

cat petting
I rather it be Combat Power
you should save wisdom
cowpens too
good cat
never waste,use it for Ur event
Gm nerds
Okay I’ll figure what Girl works for me I only got 17 girls so yeah
that sounds like a terrible asmr video
It's not asmr
how to get girl?
wdym?
Cooldown
what?
You're not making any sense
Akashi's mom
okay, and?
On 2026
hmmm the heaviest carrier in al 😮
🥀
real 🥀
penis butter
hmm
I think he means the number 67
would
mhm definitely
News March 3 2025 yesterday Time night the moon blood red.
Well they wouldnt let you do anything else
Sorry was doing 15 battle from daily
Wow she great !!!
So... Money it is then 
Scam cat spotted 
hmmm no trashbin from the trash gu...sorry i mean french guy ? hmmmm disappointing 🚮
It's not scamming if you enjoy the products, nya!
mom left the cage open again 
I dont enjoy the products

Why am I watching this again?
https://youtu.be/jbofcvQm44M?si=X_pK-mE5H9gvpvnL
Tips and tricks in doing an E-girl voice!
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inspiration ?
to troll
Or to scam
mfs really answered correctly 
All answers were correct?
Damn
Where you going to troll ?
moggers
There was another dude back in the day that used to do the girl voice Youtubable
Valorant ofc 

What ? He used to be funny plus had a hot gf now his wife
Good luck then
drop the name 😈
Ms HeartAttackxx
dying is deadly
A philosopher
i believe her ! 
Isn't it peaceful?
Of course you do

boingers
Umamusume = Horse Racing
Azur Lane = Whores Racing
sirens
Damn, that gonna leave a mark
Wifey
indian chinese men
@somber steeple hi gotten moskav in ur basement ?

wowie gæ

bro's busy playing WoWs for 6 hours straight
big sirens in your area
gawt damm
time to sleep

good night all
i would sell earth defense secret for a siren like her
He supposed to be gambling for her
💔
No
Signed cards nice
that so cool, also why impla hve big number
azur lane has cards? xD
weiss schwarz
Cuz she’s a late game card
i'm assume top left is her cost
Top left is the “Level” you need to play her.
Higher level = closer to losing
The number UNDER her level is her cost. IDR what constitutes cost though 
that agano is so cute
going to local card store and have some duel is quite a good way to stress relieve, you get human interaction and a fun game at sametime
i malding when playing online sims of yugioh, but always chill at local lol
And other times it’s really fun to just say “I pull literally every God in the multiverse out of my deck at once and you all take 52 damage”

Fear me and my NOT Greek gods
time to falsify records, forge signatures, evade taxes and dodge the draft
And also Hatsune Miku is there
A couple years ago IIRC. They had a few secret Lairs for Hatsune Miku
Some very nice art, too
5 color card, good for commander
And a board wipe. Perfect for indestructible gods

Waking up in Los Angeles feels weird
don't get shot by hoodlums
I talked to some of the ghettos
cringe
They seem chill despite my very pale skin
as someone who grew up in the area
i would advise against that
sure, they may be chill most of the time
Yeah
Some guy commented on my great coat
Smol Nano
nanobanana
Having Panda Express leftovers is peak though
I awakened
return to the grave at once
Okay :(
I will visit Iowa bb
You should visit New Jersey
Other side of the country
Eh
That will probably take 3 days 
But what if I did it anyway
war in middle east ain't helping the gas prices
and?
FBI
Jokes on you, she’s an adult
Just raid some Venezuelan oil tankers to stabilize the price duh 

And Am still waiting for Richelieu sisters
anyway, more amwf anime
Iran says no to oil shipments 
I should buy a Mambo squeeze toy
no
From the face it looks suspicious 
Baby
smol
she looking puntable
you should buy ntr
For my friend
She has the same face in big mode

Shit...
Could make it worse
you dont aim at her face tho
It seems like the pin changed Shinano's age in an unreasonable way.
who even approved of this
like what is the fetish being fulfilled with being able to change her body shape
IDK according to the art analysis nerds Dish had something to do with this skin

like that is the most random feature
Anyway, time to put her in the better outfit
Guh I wake up and get le ping-
skill issue
Previously I regretted buying this skin
I went to sleep last night due to a tiring wwork day.
Cuz last night I did say something about seeing more Friedrich Carl bwah.
Anyway, random Secretaries GO
Massachusetts
I want to see ze game add more Friedrich Carl skins bwah-
hmm
Just take the other mommy booba skins you get

Lord knows we get a lot of them
I'm too addicted to Friedrich Carl.-
Then you can get addicted to the other big booba mommies
I mean St. Louis and Friedrich Carl are my most favorite mommies to the point I can't decide between either of them. So I'm just like both is good and they take ze numbah 1 spot.
Parsevaaaal
Maybe i should play a rare ship for once
Hell, the “Mom” coded one has an actual pretty oath skin too
St. Louis is barely mommy
Damn it I want the devs to buff St. Louis.-
Ain't no way i'm oathing Trento who puts ring emote on that

Devs! Buff St. Louis please.
Buff her combat capabilities and her booba.-
And maybe I'll start playing Azur Lane as a result.-
Just get car skin
Ye that's what I mean by she still mommy.
But still not Friedrich Carl level booba.
Is your definition of “Mommy” just “Big tits?”
Average nowadays AL player mindset
The thing is St. Louis and Friedrich Carl are on absolute mommy level because first of all: St. Louis is just an American version of Prinz Eugen, and Friedrich Carl is like FDG but more assertive.
Big tits-mommy
Unless it is Kashino
I just have absolute brain fart so bear with me.
no
Kashino is milf neighbor at best.
Imma need some milk.
Kashino is wholesome bungus
Kashino big cutie
big cow
Mamie 59 is my mommy. Best proportions of the battleship category
Nice ship
I’m so jealous of Jean….
I like haku
a REAL fan would think her boobies are fine at their current size....... its not the boobies you should grow...... its the personality....... 
Personality > Booba
boobality
Trento is love
Right.
I still like Friedrich Carl and St. Louis because of their personality.
Zui’s is rounder
She’s also wearing sculpted pants
That make her ass look bigger
Zui’s still looks bigger and rounder
It’s literally the purpose of that type of pants
of course pin would know about pants.........
i find this interaction to be very funny
Especially the lolis
mommy urakaze 
Aight I'm not defending this man no more
I raise you
Matter of fact, death penalty
Now we are talking
That’s why Massachusetts is the best waifu
Even a Jervis, perhaps
I'm sure jervis is capable of taking care of you like a mommy, seeing how she is a maid
What was the name of that strict maid with purple hair?
alot to love 🥰
Gloucester
Yeah i loved Gloucester
So much to love about Friedrich Carl bwah-
I think she’s meant to be a nurse, actually
I can't get enough-
apparently there's "original art" too
-w- ohayooooo
I think they had to remove the Red Cross
For legal reasons
damn game devs breaking the geneva convention
copyright actually
I don't think it's copyrighted
The Red Cross symbol is an internationally protected symbol and any non-Authorized use is illegal
The red cross and red crescent emblems are protected symbols under international humanitarian law and national laws. Any use that is not expressly authorized by the Geneva Conventions and their Additional Protocols constitutes a misuse of the emblem. Use of these emblems by unauthorized persons is strictly forbidden. Please contact the ICRC for more information.
yeah, but it's not copyright
it be the geneva
hot
why is it a d-pad 
Close enough
because of the "don't use the red cross/crescent in vain" thing?
because it's legally distinct not-red-cross
Probably trying not to be too similar to the actual symbol
this might shock you, but the laws and customs of war don't apply when not at war and treaties only apply when both parties signed them
it is not illegal to just use the red cross symbol
how could that be
You know who DID sign the Geneva conventions?
China and Japan

by the way this means a government can't commit war crimes against its own citizens, regardless of whether or not they signed any of the treaties
still doesn't apply to civilian use
well, it's supposed to be wartime and peacetime
there were a lot of people ( or "people" ) shouting "war crimes" when cluster munitions and mines started being used in Ukraine, but neither side has ever signed a treaty banning those
Anyway.
Boat had to get their Red Cross removed
you know who else signed it that does War crimes still?
the United States of America
what is peter griffin doing in here
The one next to eugene?
cute haku

That ain't Peter griffin
that is peter though
always love my lizard wif
and that ain't Eugen, its Heinrich
who is heinrich
Dishwasher’s first ship
just as a reminder, if you want to shoot 15mm HE at your neighbor that is probably a crime in your country, but it is not a war crime
Hmm, is nuking something a war crime
personally I like adalbert a little more than heinrich
I prefer Cleavage and Sideboobs than Underboobs
Imagine
I dont get the appeal of underboobs 
i would love skins that look like that upfront but then come with supreme interactions
i prefer the best maid
I still think adalbert's left boob was drawn as if the left suspender was in place, but then the overall was redrawn to be unhooked on the left side, but the boob is still left squished as if pressed in place by the suspender 
like literally 🫴
Takao skin was a good example of that
And even better, default outfits around that level of revealingness
revealingness
A connosieur
I rate that 6/10 cause i dock 4 over her boobflation
The interactions got the spirit tho
Oh god, yes.
Please bring back ACTUAL clothes for base skins
Same
lol, clothes 









