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then fishing season would be drastically affected
Still have a full year for Top Road on global....
follow teitoku1111 on bluesky
i also have ntr in game
well at least you guys have tom cruise
(top gun)
mayano tom cruise
remaining 1% is Kearsarge...
dont ask
alright boys, yk what to do
start askin' them questions
the joint complaining about a smell but I genuinely still have a good 12 mins left on my 72-hr deodorant
- I don't use bluesky
- My questions include (but are not limited to):
-Clothes shrink with them or not?
-Is the rigging even a factor?
-Are clothes part of the wisdom cube thing? And if so, does that apply here?
what kind of monster uses bluesky
bluesky?
u mean twitter?
it's supposed to be a twitter alternative
Twitter but for Will "Stancilwaffen" Stancil
because liberals were fleeing twitter after musk bought it
Blue Sky Studios > bluesky social media
no i did mean bsky
artist who drew that tiny desk amagi left twitter a while ago
tbf, Twitter is shittier now

i'm on the japanese vtuber, anime, and art stuff side
so nothing really changed on this side
anyway i don't think clothes come with the wisdom cube, otherwise we couldn't have skins 
clothes aren't real
shipgirls come out like the terminator does in the movies
nude and shiny
imagine laffey being able to dupe the bnuy ears
š¤
What about the default outfits?
In slow ahead that is a thing
only thing changing is the amount of right wing political accounts I see even though I don't engage in any of them
Try Instagram reels
lol
you don't wanna see mine
wait those do come with the cube sorry
I got a plethora of saved "special reels"
same 
The worst social media by far is threads ,they make Twitter look like Einstein
Lmfao
given that the high seas fleet ships didn't just drop into fdg's arms naked after materializing
threads is full of bullshit
"birds of the same feather" ahh gif
This was apparently @sage basin
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUpXuYiDRlt/?igsh=cmFqbWlnNGUydGJ1
if some bullshit like breakdancing made it into the olympics
then ballroom dancing deserves a place in the olympics
Only because an Australian bitch wanted a free trip
after all, breaking and ballroom dancing are run by the same federation
conversation canceled, consider cows cuddling
ballroom dancing definitely deserves a place more than breaking does
breakdancing actually made sense tbh. It's just the competitors were dogwater
they should've added those too
eh, i would've preferred ballroom dancing
No where's the shrunken shipgirls
Wait that brings up another question
Where do they even get clothes
obviously ballroom dancing at the olympics would use the international competition style

Especially since many of them are... "above average" in certain areas
I would've preferred Sepak Takraw
why are there no balls in the ballroom
Beyblade should be an Olympic sport
https://x.com/i/status/1812819677464142310
Beyblade designer Kenji Horikoshi spoke about the continued popularity of Beyblade in a recent interview, commenting that employees have joked, though with seemingly some seriousness, about Beyblade becoming an Olympic sport. https://t.co/adRuJR1lYN
this is never fails to make me laugh
yu gi oh should become a olympic sport
they're all custom-made i think
Makes sense. But even... "undergarments"
from my very limited knowledge of ballroom dancing (from the anime welcome to ballroom) competitors dance these styles:
International Standard
International Latin
American Smooth
American Rhythm
Beyblade is more of a sport than this
need a new Olympic sports:
Mental Gymnastics
worse card game viewing experience btw
Like imagine a dude with a jacked right arm making a bey spin at the speed of sound
International Standard: It includes waltz, tango, foxtrot, quickstep, and Viennese waltz
International Latin: Cha-cha-cha, Rumba, Samba, Paso Doble, and Jive.
After finger exercises 
eh don't diss on finger exercises, it's more useful than just sports
American Rhythm: It includes cha-cha-cha, rumba, East Coast swing, bolero, and mambo.
and american smooth is the same as international standard
you can open nuts with your hands,
crack multiple cans of drinks one hands
Cocking the bottle
olympic barfighting
Ngokang linggis
the gold medal match between scotland and ireland
fitness tracker, $34.
replacement charging base, $15.
tracker cost less than $15
replacement straps cost $5-9 dollars
strap-on $35-$80
Hello Formis old chap
Sweep time

Hi folks
Hmm
lol
skynet if it was horny and not genocidal
delete their system 32
nah man, just make them run Crysis.
Bovines are congregating.
I already deleted mine

also delete your motherboard's components

No, I am not interested in them. I turned down kearsarge already
And married a cleveland class instead
poor Kears
For some reason I canāt find all the facial expressions on the skin kg Hindenburg
She did not touch my heart like Pasadena
Fucking pink party creatures i swear are my weakness

Hi twinks
sup thot
Boobs
What the issue
Nun here
Have fun clanking

The issue is
best version fr
She acts like she has a split personality
1 minute she hates me
Only good clanker is a dead one

STOP TEASING ME YOU LEWD BUNNY

Cyberstan, ringo vinda and the emperor taught me that
It disappeared broš

shouldnt have download more ram on her
John

this man did not configure kearsargeās swap memory correctly
@rose spire take your stupid Daily dose of Lion I'll be busy for the next couple of days mooming do not disturb me
Okk ty cya
(What does mooming mean?)
40 pulls 
imagine trophy posting and not getting caught, couldn't be me -w-
if I tried it Pin would probaly snipe me in 10 seconds 
Apri

John

@hard vine
Youāre gonna get ratās attention with this
Underboob tho

Rich 
This game is getting to the point where I have to decide whether to keep deleting and reinstall it to keep the file size down or just quit the game cause it now takes up 1/4 of my device storage
old UI
Very old UI
U did not update?
the pic is from late 2023
Apri 
hi barb 
Tomatoās are only good by themself
tomato makes burger juicy
Yep 100%
give us quintessential quintuplets collab ffs
You know damn well you gon have to be waiting the next 100 years
Fair

wait what
You arenāt getting that collab anytime soon
so ur telling me AL has more chances to collab with Sleep Leveling than Quintessential Quintuplets???
Lowk yeah
kado has the rights to quintuplets?
Quintessential is literally just normal humans
but didn't we get a kadokawa ip???
last time
Iāll check
No bro trust me
moskva is so cracked for nakhimov
Peak
9k gems
Either a rich kid or an adult with a job
I got a job
he 36 so take a guess
later this year
Saves gems
I mean now that I know heās an adult 9k seems reasonable
I need dock space but skins are very important
Nah thatās ultra mid we need collab with halo
Ohhhhh so never for both of them?
r u fucking serious my man???


I'm getting way too many Nelsons from D3
Elden ring X Azur Lane collab
as likely as me getting a gf,try again š
I dream too much
i got like 6 londons in a row
I mean halo has ships
Big small, human, alien
no that means you get Tiger
nah next meta is Iron Blood, so you know what that means
Conqueror
Lion like in lion el Johnson
another German rainbow
despaire moment
I donāt know why people get mad at kriegsmarine battleships
Noā¦
Tbf we just got mecklenburg
yea last year
Holy shit
just like Royal Navy too
Waitā¦ALREADY?
Lion
I don't care what we get as long as they give us a new ibuki skin
tulipa
then i will truly be happy
or Maya skin
Gouden 
but yea Tulipa has a chance
need more eroelf
If it's an IB event, wouldn't mind U-505 (I just want more preserved ships in game since we'll never get another Iowa class)

My Poor Raffaelo doesn't need Powereep now 
Mambo Mambo!
Mambo!
have you got moskva
Yes
I still haven't got her
This is one of my worst UR event experience so far
Same happened with me last year
with raffaelo
I reckon I would get moskva but not anyone else (except ozornoy cuz I already got her)
Or gamerlife's
Just delete private quarter and island planner data
Both of those are useless anyways
Oh dam thatās unfortunate
trans people be transitioning to a man and they pick the most lameahh names bruh
john azur lane
like you do all of that just to rename yourself John?
why didnt they pick cooler ones like Lebron James

or michael c jordan
John Pork
Can Korean server users also participate in the conversation?
of course 
welcome to the conversation
also cute pfp
The popularity vote on the Korean server ended last week, and Mogador won.
Wait the Korean server is that late?
damn...
or is it a different Popularity poll?
show a gif of an edited General Grievous with multiple lightsabers
The popularity vote started on December 25th due to a system error on the Korean server. Last week ended with Mogador winning and shinano taking second place.
the Baguette wins
Korean server popularity vote went to Mogador, Shinano in second place, Alsace in third, Gouden Leeuw in fourth, and Hakuho in fifth.
Aile top 3 2027 trust
Hakuhou mentioned


Don't goon to shipgirls, goon to the stars
The Hindenburg won the last popularity poll.
@lavish oracle there was this one ftm that went to my high school that went from Madelyn to Kai
Out of all the names you have available, you chose fucking Kai
You hate to see Mog winningš
What stars do you mean
Nostalgic gooning
surprised that KR went frenchies 1 and 2
I will insta retire mogador
She has nothing on my bote
Most Korean server users expected it to be one of Alsace, Gouden Leeuw, Hakuho, and Lion.
Alsace clanker
CN loves the frenchies as well
aside from the manditory CN boat
they did extremely well
they should add tortas to AL and name them dreadnoughts
At least someone acknowledged Alsace as a Clanker, but her emotional response is so different that its almost harder to realize
Even compared to Nakhimov
and now, Moskva
gascan original bot
then we got kears, fargo, alsace
Bogatyr.


Bogatyr is Namikov clanker cat sister
2 moskva in 20 pulls but nobody else š„
Joker in the distance
no joker dont do it
Bro is gangut meta the free one please be the free one
it would make sense
ok she is phew
But you are at the mercy of RNGesus
been grinding this damn event with the X2 plan and she not drop yet...
Oh there she is just drop
Hmm Gangut meta is gangut but not drunk ?
Sheāll try making her own
METAs in events are always in the shop
and in banner
and in
-# map drops.
They're the most available ships in this event
it should've been me, not her! this isn't fair!
Sheās ready to throw hands
What does it say?
It just says fedrich
Actually IDK I am too lazy to read it
Just use google translate
How you delete specific parts of the game data on mobile as they all grouped together
There's an option in the game settings to do exactly so.
how did she even evaporate
Did u not do the event
what event
Manager 
Found it but that didn't help much only clears 1.6 gb out if the 25gb the game is taking up
OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED
Yatta!
Harbin Time!
Find what you don't use anymore and delete them
If you don't buy skins
Well
Delete the skins
loved it when harbin yelled "it's harbin' time" and harbed all over the opsi stronghold boss

Is this real? If so, its peak
There is no option for skin data to delete
Just gallery comics Island and dorm
Delete gallery and comics
Delete island
I still can't get over the fact that uvh fucking evaporates

That's canon
Did that already and comics and gallery only make 500mb combined

I can't remember the details
She's super depressed
This last update with the maintenance was 1.5 gb alone that got added to the game
what event is this even in
Is this in THIS event
No
Was an older event
I can't remember which event it was
Probably KMS event or something
ah
But it is UVH looking at past FDG
I think its the last event before this
so the uvh evaporation thing IS real
hmm
The meme just changed it to FDG CNY instead
I just wonder if she could bring herself back to solid
So the joke is that it is UVH finding out that FDG is doing SKK and getting ultra depressed and corrupted
well she got an oath skin atleast so uvh is still there I gues
FDG skin really is just a catastrophe.
the image quality is so fucking ass I couldn't see uvh headbutting the screen
ok now it makes more sense
no it's just peak
Nah
First time I'm ever seeing a z52 fan in specific
now you see
A red carpet would be more pleasant than that eyesore.
Frfr
you just want to see her naked
Well manjuu surely can't take pampering and cny in one bowl
So they had to decrease the amount of cny
š
Do tell

The Lunarians
Like she seriously just put a sheet of red silk on herself and posed
Lots of skins is just like that though
Yes i know that
It does seems a lot lower in quality but they tried balancing it out with the L2D
The background is neat
I think the biggest issue I have with it is that it's in the middle ground where it is safe but trying to be horny
It's safe horny IG
It's all in the pose and how skin tight her dress is
You won't satisfy the people who desire horny
But neither will you satisfy the people who desires SFW
So it's in a place of limbo
my game just locked up and froze 
idk if Neptune has to do with it either since she was the MVP.
New jersey oil up
so nj the anointed one?
CNY sounds like something else entirely
when you try to pronounce it only by their letters
It's really too bad if you think CNY means the one thing we cannot talk about in chat
But losers can't be choosers, so CNY stays
Happy CNY

Haii :3
Hows your day? Did you get smth special? Are you in love? Is it your bday? Idk you tell meš«¶
I am on my deathbed and my family disregarded me for money
I feel bad for you do you need help or smth?
and whose fucking fault is that
go register for davy jones's pep talk
She took note from that one Green Siren
this is from one of the art collections no?
Ordainer El
Easy to remove packaging 
I like her "dress" 
kill the siren
eat the siren 
fuck Sirens
Literally
Schobbob 
Bribing strat let's go
do the floof
Server died
Meow meow ⨠āØ

i got another moskva
Elo
i do 70 pulls and got no UR
we are so back
and then i realised why would i do that
so now im stop gambling
save cubes for Zwei
90% of gamblers quit before they win big
After this event prob
hm
literally have no time to pull that -_-
great
the one who dont gambling is the winner
why do you have 3 copies
i got lucky
first focus on your main fleet ships
Gambling got me some of my favourite ships so itās worth it
like you could finish that yorktown right now her best friend is right above her
albeit her best friend would be no use until she's mlb
Literally my situation rn

be like me and speedrun moskva to 125 within one minute of logging in
My level 1 moskva needs help
Yes unfortunately
I want more Zwei in my inventory
dorm is your bff
i had to kick out my katsuragi
thats not a big deal for me

Itās only a couple months till her
Dw bro I know how it feels
i mean
i prepared waiting for her for a couple of years
as i missed her lastest rerun
You got 216 cubes? You should be good
because i only start played in 11/2025
Ohā¦well hey maybe if you donāt spend cubes youāll have enough
Which you most likely should
Well tbf sheās gonna be added to perm so you can gamble on the banners coming out
something bad might happen
you can't miss her again since she's perma next time she comes back
hmmm
And when sheās added save cubes
WE ARE SO BACK
When sheās added half my dock gonna be filled with her
by the time she comes back you probably could have enough to claim her from pity
just do daily pulls
so do i
and accumulate pity
I just need more dock spaceā¦
+Weekly Quest+Monthly+If devs are generous and gives us some
Itās fine youāll get enough in no time (you wonāt)
i would cry if they give me any new SR
because my dock is about to explode
me looking at the game giving me a new SR that i wont use in the rest of my life
Ah yes the unnecessary SR I have in my dock knowing damn well I donāt wanna get rid of them because i donāt feel like waiting for their rerun
same here
most of the ship that i keep outside from using in combat is because they are unique
Iām still using Roon but sheās PR so Idk if it counts
meta wise? not even close
okay
Kill some innocent bulins
roon is like 2018 or something
Hell yeah
Sheās still working for me thoš
But def not meta
well yeah most of the game doesnt really need anything good
And some Elites too
meh , most of them are kept because of their uniqueness
or at least i think so
can you give me some adapt ability?
Just spend lil more gems into dock slot
Or upgrade the "dock expansion" in guild tech to max
Literally what I did except I never bought rings
What about the dock expansion thing?
Oh yeah dock expansionā¦.
You... dont know where is it do you?
Do you see the smol "Guild" button in the home screen?
yea
Still worth it
but i think its to expensive for me
Still better than loose gems
You get 40 dock space on anniversary

Imagine buying skins and not buying dock space...
Dont cry my baby, this game is a kind of resource management after all
your warn from you when i first play the game
should've said "my child"
Nah, not my son
Indeed
im lucky as fuck (struggling this event though) and I'm doing just fine
It is called "Auto Lane" for reasons
Yeah just fucking afk your AL sessions
And play something else
While it's going on
Something that you main
im doing some thing that make me more mentally unstable
Azur lane was never meant to be a main game anyways
Warthunder and doing my works
Im sniffing some Maths into my nose
imagine having to do space drawing for 50 times
player interaction is a must
Best feeling ever
its frustrating
Melon

son
ššš
Father, where's my milk
Dont cry, that's my built-in features
Have fun then
I'm not crying š¢
So in the nutshell, climb into w10, smash the "Auto-Sortie" and let the game do the rest
š„
its time-consuming
š„
Only the first time
Alr I surrender
let me conquer that
Yeah clear the stage fully then auto
CONQUER


That's my boy

Enrique
mmm tall women
Look at the Yorktown
I AM NOW AWAKE


Riche

Iowa

Yeah real real

Me fr
What a catastrophic thing
VI def did it

My back was burning
Damn
Now i understood why u are sometimes angry
You need nitro sir
Never
So..... You want it?
Feel like Iām knocking on heavens doorš£ļøš£ļøš„š„
It canāt be this serious
Rookie numbers btw
I have a life thank you
Iām building a giant playlist
I have life too

Somehoe
Bro doesnt sleep

Like this?

Big thighs
Nice now i know ur name

Big mommy tiddies that could literally kill you (by snu snu)
Lmao
Dont forget hips
I have 200iq son
Those can carry too much

Man how did I go from playing Helldivers to tutoring a friend on his English essay since he sucks at it
My years mot used emoji was Mutsuki
Do u get money tho
el balls
Freaki doggo
Nah just pure kindness
Freaky cat
Nice
Thatās a horse you dumbasses
By kindness I mean getting an excuse to insult him while teaching him
Keyboarf
Gordon Ramsay type of tutor
Bonus
floof
IDIOT SANDWICH
AMAGIIIIIIIII
You know what to doā¦GRAB THE SUSHI
Watch me do it with no hands
ILL GRAB THE MAMAMGIIII
Just hunting higher level players again -w-
Sheās into kids?
Meh
Broā¦.
Wheezing behind the screen
So as FDG apparently from what I've heard
Never had a sushi
Yesā¦
U got french version?
Find one with melted mozzarella cheese filling
Where female version?
Choco croissant
Doubt they make it
URAHAHHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH
He just tasted your wife
laffey āØ
Biscuit tastes good too 
Then make it yourself
You gonna let that slide
So as your crush (Lion) she's on my bed rn
Heās gonna post a video like this to you
Nah don't got the balls
If he does I'll sacrifice Lion to the Almighty Bulin
He knows I'm not joking after what I sent
Oh trust me Iād know
Sodak tastes like Hersheyās
Stop tasting sushi. Or i do some stuff to bisco
And milky ways
Who
Hmm good deal
Breaking into two?
U use clone jutsu?

say from experience?
Sweet home alabama ahh
None other

Wait I actually got like a shit ton of Bismarck on my alt from doing medal pulls too much
WOUOOOO I HEEN SUMMOND
@dusk schooner go rest a bit. I think Mobile Legends cooked ur nerves
EHEHEHHEHEEHEHWHEHHEHEE
Panties nonexistent
Wife
Letting it breathe like usual
Which Bismarck?
Future al atp from the rate we going
I'm at paradise rn
Soon we will just have seggs
Normal biscuit
Lol
So itās pain
Lore accurate we have btw
Then itās not so bad

@stiff forum lend me that alt with zwei
Is that TB?
Yandere Tb dont exist.
Yandere TB:
@stiff forum STOP IT DONāT PLEASE VI
Barb kissed 4 dudes

Am I one?
@stiff forum you smell like shit
wtf
Btw is Zwei or Soyuz gonna be on the standard banner next?
Donāt bully the vi pls

Yes indeed I've sniffed her a couple of times
What did you get from Etsy Etsu
F-15E was shot down on Kuwait airspace
It was the
|| Friendly Fire ||
I carried her in oath skin

But guess whose ring she's got on her finger
THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS MINE ALL ALONG
Okay I need therapy
I know
Go have rest






