al-general

[peak knoll]

I really dislike that the upgrades are gatekept by stage clears

[wheat silo]

im sorry you can crucifiy me ok

[sacred oak]

ok

[mental swift]

this fuck has a stone head

[wheat silo]

[mental swift]

shit doesn't even get through his head

[vocal beacon]

Yo.

[mental swift]

average EN

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/sabot-apfsds-tank-round-shell-gif-16221498582328486496

[wheat silo]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[peak knoll]

No I'm more so stubbornly refusing to do so because you screech bloody murder in all caps like an autist

If you had been normal then yeah sure

But honestly this is kinda funny now

[mental swift]

[sacred oak]

you know

[sleek vigil]

I must say that I'm a casual gamer who speaks Spanish, so it's difficult for me to understand what you just told me.

[sacred oak]

they were just trying to keep you from getting a warning

[mental swift]

my apologies I guess

For keeping you and us from harm

[peak knoll]

You're fine, superhero

[sacred oak]

but since you want to leave it up just to be an ass to those trying to help you, I might actually pass it over to a mod

[mental swift]

you aren't no main character either

[wheat silo]

im sorry

[peak knoll]

Nor do I pretend to be with self-aggrandizing big speak

[mental swift]

I'm not talking to you...

[wheat silo]

okkk

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[peak knoll]

But it's okay buddy, the scary 10 pull screenshot is gone. Your heartrate can restore itself now

[mental swift]

It was done anyways so moving on

[sacred oak]

oh hey it's gone

[wheat silo]

['';

[mental swift]

it is never too late to realize they say

[normal comet]

lmao

what a good time to share my gacha result

[mental swift]

peak

[normal comet]

in general

[rose spire]

[mental swift]

at this point I dont even care anymore

[peak knoll]

I don't live in this fucking server man I was just happy with a good 10 pull in the game it's about

Christ almighty

[mental swift]

Just post it in #trophy-room jesus

they have a seperate place for posting pulls

[peak knoll]

And I am now aware of this, thanks for that

[mental swift]

People DO give attention to the channel too

[sleek vigil]

This is all I have, and I really doubt I can make use of it.

[sacred oak]

but you did agree to the rules

[peak knoll]

Guy that pretends he reads every TOS when making accounts

[sacred oak]

you should go pat Akashi

like 30 times in a row

[mental swift]

When did you start playing

[peak knoll]

WDP and Kitori are both good

The latter is still very strong in PVP

[mental swift]

Then he shouldn't complain about "getting the punishment" because he didn't read ToS in the first place

[peak knoll]

And I wouldn't have lol

[sleek vigil]

You could say this is my secondary account that became my main one, but I never really learned much about the game. I started in the collab with DaL.

[mental swift]

But it isn't a single guy recieving image ban too, it's everyone

[sacred oak]

I actually do

[wheat silo]

opened instagram reels and got flashbanged by 7 billion memes at once

[peak knoll]

It's either that or racism

[violet panther]

you see, even if the warn is however over-dramatic, responding with deliberate refusal is another set of issue

[peak knoll]

Or thirst traps

[forest sparrow]

insert "TB basic reading" meme

[wheat silo]

what thirst traps

[mental swift]

your instagram be like

[peak knoll]

Depends how you curate your algorithm

[wheat silo]

holy fuck i just saw a tie dye radioactive ramen

[peak knoll]

Like a few cosplayer posts and it's permanently tainted

[sleek vigil]

Can you point them out for me? I don't know their names.

[peak knoll]

Or blessed, depending on your POV

[mental swift]

What are you keeping those gold bulins for

[forest sparrow]

Cannon fodder

[mental swift]

lmfao

[sleek vigil]

idk, I just don't know who to use them with

[peak knoll]

Google translate so not sure how accurate it is

You can make a strong fleet with those 6 for now

[mental swift]

You have ships like essex/warspite/yuudachi/san diego/eldridge right

[sacred oak]

I spent a long time trying to find it but couldn't, so I'm sending you this aspein girl instead

Could have sworn i had it saved

[sleek vigil]

Ty bro

[sacred oak]

ah thank you

[forest sparrow]

Oh perfect for my headache

There it is

[sleek vigil]

yes i think

[mental swift]

Use the bulins on them

[sacred oak]

oh wow the rare static gif

[peak knoll]

I wonder if they'll ever retrofit or release an alt version for Enty. On one hand she's already pretty solid as is, on the other she is the poster girl

[violet panther]

Mood : Awful

[mental swift]

Code G exists

But only in the name of existence

[peak knoll]

Yeah true

[mental swift]

Is any artwork of her revealed yet?

[peak knoll]

And man I wish Enty and Essex META were playable characters. Great designs

Damn shame they're cutscene fodder

[mental swift]

I bet essex meta will become playable before code g

Because her cover art does exist ingame

[peak knoll]

Same. Though given that Regensburg is my favourite IB ship, I'm eating pretty good with the upcoming META showdown

[sleek vigil]

I'll do it right now.

[sacred oak]

we finally got yorktown meta after she was teased like 6 years ago

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[sacred oak]

or 5

[peak knoll]

NEVER GIVE UP

[mental swift]

Check if you have the respective retrofit items

[sleek vigil]

Your advice is eternally appreciated. Thanks, guys.

[mental swift]

UR retrofits generally need retrofit items

[peak knoll]

I say retrofit SD but admittedly I'm not 100% convinced if that isn't overkill on AA with Laffey 2 right there

It's still good given the state of his account

[mental swift]

I have sandy retro and uhh idk

[dapper hinge]

man, pulling just sometimes feel like im pulling in the wrong banner

[sacred oak]

sandy retro is a quick way to gain a lot of capability. no reason you can't have both

[peak knoll]

Yeah that's fair

Even if you don't use her forever it's still a solid investment short-term

[mental swift]

They added UR CA but no UR CL YET

😭😭😭

[sacred oak]

Plymouth

[mental swift]

ITS FUCKING DR 😭😭😭

[sacred oak]

Sandy

[mental swift]

DOESNT COUNT

RETROFIT DOESNT COUNT

I want one

On the

Fucking.

[peak knoll]

I got kinda lucky. I bought the lucky bag, got the Implac skin and then had plenty left over after buying the Hindenburg skin with the gems

[mental swift]

Banner.

[sacred oak]

What's this then

[mental swift]

Fake

[sacred oak]

Back in my day, banner URs didn't even exist

[forest sparrow]

UR USS Nashville next EU event. Trust

[mental swift]

THAT IS BACK IN YOUR DAY

NOW THEY DO

[sacred oak]

But we had retrofits and DR2

[mental swift]

so what's your point

[sacred oak]

Those were URs

[peak knoll]

Surely they'll add fate sim for her soon clueless

[sacred oak]

And they still are UR now

[mental swift]

I want a UR CL on the banner

Not retrofit not research just on the fucking banner

[sacred oak]

Believe it or not, it's happening next month

[peak knoll]

My bet is on Brest receiving the next fate sim. Ägir is permanently skipped over

Plymouth maybe, though she hardly needs it

...but then they did give Haku a fate sim, fuck knows at this point

[sacred oak]

Azuma had it the worst

[sacred oak]

she did not hold up as a UR

[peak knoll]

Speaking of, just finished full +13 on ol gal

[mental swift]

Brest with the breast

[peak knoll]

Man, they really knocked it out of the park with Kearsarge in terms of design

Such an extremely dope character

[sacred oak]

speaking of Brest

nice city

be a shame if I had to evacuate

[mental swift]

but people still meme tf out of her just because her VA also voice acts hitori goto from bocchi the rock

[peak knoll]

Hahaha I'm glad I'm too tourist to notice stuff like that

I just love the aesthetic she's got. Kansas is a poor copy

[mental swift]

[sleek vigil]

Everything possible, right?

[peak knoll]

Yes sir

[mental swift]

Yes

[sacred oak]

when you let the mystic power of the dragonflame burn in your heart

[mental swift]

14 minutes until new day

[peak knoll]

I need Manjuu to manifest 7 UR bulins onto my account so I can finish my Shinano collection

[mental swift]

[peak knoll]

Yes

[mental swift]

since when are you playing

[peak knoll]

Uhhh I started this account when New Jersey's initial rerun was happening, I remember that part

Also man; I was being a cunt. Bit of ragebaiting never killed anyone but I appreciate your passion, so my bad dude

Axe in the sand

[mental swift]

so early 2022 understood

[mental swift]

🤝

[peak knoll]

Yeah that sounds right. I installed AL to basically go ''fine, I'll try this stupid dumb boat game you keep pestering me about to prove that it's stupid and dumb, then we'll never talk about it again''

Fast forward several years and I haven't missed a day

[sacred oak]

I've missed many days

[mental swift]

Let me just check when the nj event dropped

[sleek vigil]

Ready

[peak knoll]

It was the rerun, not the main event

2023 I think

[sacred oak]

that would be rerun yes

original run was 2021

[peak knoll]

Go here, get this

[sacred oak]

[peak knoll]

The inn upgrading is so weird like

It's not based on coins you spend but coins you collect?

I think?

[mental swift]

Yeah I'm pretty fucking far off

Its mid 2023 not even 2022

[stray sand]

gg i got shafted this event

[sacred oak]

Oil time

[peak knoll]

Yeah not to overshare but I started after moving back to NL following my breakup which was end of 2022, so it had to be 23

[peak knoll]

Nutty, sick stack

[mental swift]

[mental swift]

How many pulls did you do

[mental swift]

Spending oil to obtain oil

What a tactic

[peak knoll]

Those are free

[sacred oak]

those don't cost oil

[stray sand]

got everyone but mosk

[mental swift]

ah

[stray sand]

😭

[peak knoll]

The absolute anger when you pull the META character who is more than 2x rarer than the UR

I know it well

[mental swift]

what the actual fuc

[peak knoll]

Sorry dude, hope you can get a couple copies in those final 60

[stray sand]

the rates are lies gang

[peak knoll]

Real hahaha

[mental swift]

Last time I ever pulled on a banner that had a META i got her instead before getting the UR

[sacred oak]

they are not and I have the data to prove it

[peak knoll]

I legit got them both in b2b pulls in the same 10 pull this event

[mental swift]

Last event I got clevemeta before lex2

[peak knoll]

I was lucky and got 3 Mosk copies before pity, so I only needed 1 bulin for MLB

[mental swift]

AHHHHH

[peak knoll]

But on average you should get 2-3 copies before pity

[mental swift]

Awesome

[peak knoll]

Then again, RNG a fickle ho

[mental swift]

Are you getting the g u n

[stray sand]

too many ppl claiming that they got the 0.5 before 1.2

[peak knoll]

Yeah I will, even if it's not great I'd rather have the rainbow gear than not

And since I already have Gangut META and fully maxed blueprints there's not much else for me to grab

[mental swift]

You have the crystals?

[stray sand]

how many cubes can i get till the banner end bro

[peak knoll]

Only one, but honestly META characters are generally so dogshit that unless I really love their design, I don't actively level them

[stray sand]

[sacred oak]

your odds of not receiving a single copy before pity is about 9%

[mental swift]

meta ships not really meta

[peak knoll]

Ironically so. And it's a shame because I fuck with their usually grittier designs heavily

[sacred oak]

realistically that'll happen to about 1 in 3 people

[peak knoll]

It also makes zero sense with how tedious they are to level and upgrade

It's a lot of effort for no real power reward

[mental swift]

like you literally need a specific character copy to limit break and you can't even use SMTH like bulins

[stray sand]

dawg then isnt it a lil too common for a 0.5 rate ?

[sacred oak]

there's been a couple meta METAs

[peak knoll]

Levelling their skills takes 50000000 years as well

[sacred oak]

...no?

[stray sand]

[peak knoll]

Yee I mean I have Jintsuu META maxed out from when she was a menace in pvp, for example

[mental swift]

does that mean I am 1 in the 3 people

ITS A NEW DAY YES IT IS

[peak knoll]

Oh that's why my event stuttered lmao

Yeah it's reset

[weary trellis]

no more metas

[sacred oak]

your odds of getting the 0.5% within 200 pulls is 63%. this means that of the 9% of people who go to pity, more than half of them will receive the 0.5% ship before they get there

[peak knoll]

Art of the deal

[violet panther]

and i'm one of those 9%

[normal comet]

there's always two milfs from last event in the greeting screen now

[violet panther]

[sacred oak]

congrats

[violet panther]

ty

[sacred oak]

I was there for the very first UR, Shinano. wanna know how many pulls that took me?

[chrome hedge]

is enterprise a good starter

[normal comet]

yes

[sacred oak]

I got her on number 197

then I got New Jersey on the first 10 pull

[peak knoll]

Guild shop reset too, get your plates

[sleek vigil]

Could you please share a screenshot of your equipment?

[sacred oak]

then I back to back pitied on Shimakaze and Ulrich

[native kettle]

I mightve stolen everyone's luck....

[sacred oak]

My luck was so ass in 2021 that I was actually losing cubes through it

I ended the year with like 400 fewer than I started with

and that was with trade license cubes

but luck comes and goes

that was my worst year

[mild sinew]

Imagine having cube shortages

Idk how or where i somehow made it to 2k

[placid gulch]

my luck was especially ass in 2022 and 23

[sacred oak]

I haven't had a proper cube shortage since 2020

Specifically I ran out of cubes on Hololive

[mild sinew]

At this point I prib have coin issues than cube issues

[placid gulch]

like I spent 131 pulls for both Vancchan and Mushi's banners

[sacred oak]

never got Matsuri

[native kettle]

I got 2 of the new UR ship with just 3 pull

Lmao

[placid gulch]

probably would've lost 350 cubes easily had I not sacrificed my Rondo and EN anni pulls

also for some fuckass reason 2022 CNY was making me run out of DRILLS

[sacred oak]

If I knew at the time that collabs don't rerun, I probably would have whaled for her

[placid gulch]

how do you even run out of drills

[mild sinew]

Same

[sacred oak]

even though I was a broke college student at the time

[mild sinew]

I whaled the dal girls after knowing they dont rerun gor decades

Or at all

[teal girder]

matsuri 3d mouse pad

[placid gulch]

and then 2023 was Pookie taking 150 pulls and yet Regensburg not dropping
+my only UR pity ever thanks Guam

[teal girder]

on my way to this pity

got evevrything else

[sacred oak]

past bed time

I sleep now

cutenight everywan

https://tenor.com/view/holo-wolf-wisewolf-merchant-spice-and-wolf-gif-7391623429501086102

[placid gulch]

i should sleep too

[teal girder]

stay awake

[weary trellis]

I want Jeanne skin

[teal girder]

bae and megumin birthday event soon

[weary trellis]

oyasumi

[native kettle]

Y'all, I got another UR copy, I got 4 now

[teal girder]

give them back

[weary trellis]

no skin...just gems

[teal girder]

it's pick your own skin then

buy another formi

[weary trellis]

wait for African American Friday

[weary trellis]

I already use 2000 medals

zero formis

[native kettle]

Tuff

[teal girder]

Juneteenth

[native kettle]

All hail the whel

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/boneatoapp-gif-737306510087140499

I'm not whale status

[modern yoke]

Junet

[weary trellis]

I don't spend 3 digits a month on AL

I spend 3 digits a year

that's low end 3 digits

I still haven't bought the double gems

[teal girder]

anchovy pizza

[weary trellis]

ask syanda, I'm not a whale.
I'm an anchovy. I feed on plankton and algae

[teal girder]

you are the bed

[weary trellis]

al-gae

the joke is my id card says Arab.
Arab sometimes use Al in front of names

also AL-gae

[teal girder]

Ronaldo team is Al something

[ember spindle]

now i wonder what goes on in the middle east in al

[weary trellis]

Bis Zwei talks to Unicorn

[ember spindle]

💀

[teal girder]

desert boat sounds about right

[violet panther]

ain't Hindy a demon, not a dragon?

[teal girder]

camel theme

[weary trellis]

who's the dragon again

[violet panther]

Agir

[weary trellis]

my AL lore is desd

[teal girder]

zwei

blucher

[weary trellis]

bis zwei?

[ember spindle]

ägir, hakuryuu, basically every ib rigging

[violet panther]

Hindy is a Sarkaz

[teal girder]

IB got dem shorks

[ember spindle]

right

[violet panther]

some older IB rigging had shorks

[weary trellis]

edited

[peak knoll]

Ägir, Regensburg (though I see her more as a serpent tbh)

[ember spindle]

yes nimi retro is much more shark than dragon i forgot

[violet panther]

Regensburg more like a Wyvern?

[peak knoll]

Yee but I mean, her first skin is called ''Dark Dragon, Brilliant Beach''

We'll call it dragon-adjacent

[violet panther]

fair

[tall bridge]

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2021985147852038210/photo/1

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Commander, the "Spring Auction Adventure" event is currently ongoing! Come and soak in the Dragon Empery's festive atmosphere together! 🎇🎐

*Thanks to the artist 超凶の狄璐卡 (@swd3e22) for creating this amazing piece of artwork for us.

#AzurLane #Yostar

X · Feb 12, 2026, 4:30 PM

[teal girder]

wait until IB have their glow WYRM

[tall bridge]

oh wow, chinese caligraphy

[teal girder]

missile under the table

[sleek cape]

LeBron James

[peak knoll]

Kinda fucked that they're making us murk meowfficers in this event

[weary trellis]

French missile

[peak knoll]

I'm sorry, little ones

[tall bridge]

i remember writing that during my third grade of elementary school. i suck pretty bad though. couldn't hold the brush properly and don;t have enough patience to get enough ink

[violet panther]

there are 2 hydras

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cooked-cooked-cookin-cooking-cook-gif-14277058821570219383

[violet panther]

Bis Zwei's and Ruppy's

anymore?

[peak knoll]

Bis Zwei is the 3-headed dragon meme

[torpid kettle]

it works again. truly a blessing 😍

[peak knoll]

Rupprecht is a hydra though, yeah

[ember spindle]

idea: new year's banner that says "start digging in yo butt twin" instead of anything resembling well wishes whatsoever

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-rupprecht-azur-lane-gif-26226089

[ember spindle]

[peak knoll]

But if we're talking insanely good IB designs

Like get real with me for a second, Emden is so good

[tall bridge]

wtf, those mobs from the event maps. are they firing chinese donut sticks????

[teal girder]

the ink stinky. nothing else matters

[ember spindle]

...yes

[peak knoll]

I mean sure, I guess

Into the void of never used purples you go

[teal girder]

[peak knoll]

Lidl Nakhimov

[ember spindle]

given lung wu's involvement in the event no wonder they use food as weaponry

[teal girder]

I almost thought A1 bullets were baguettes

[ember spindle]

there are baguette torpedos that i put on my shinano

[peak knoll]

Honestly have no clue what they're shooting this event

[weary trellis]

fried bread sticks

[tall bridge]

those foods looks so good

[torpid kettle]

isnt that supposed to be in trophychannel? common cant be that hard -.-

[peak knoll]

It's not a gacha pull

It's the event track reward

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/annoyed-eye-roll-judge-judy-Rhhr8D5mKSX7O

[peak knoll]

Very reddit of you, sire

Here's gold

[mental swift]

you never learn do you

[chrome hedge]

What's a good team for enterprise

[tall bridge]

at taiwan, you eat the fried bread sticks by wrapping it in shaobing or chinese sesame flatbread; then, dip it in cold or hot soy milk for breakfast

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1381675022028116151/1472991763013832768/tumblr_e9cd39611d8d5d2cff8f49cb2c741ff5_094a0d53_540.gif

[teal girder]

dipping fried into anything feels weird

[mental swift]

every unlocked ship except research PRs/DRs and retrofits arent allowed to post

[peak knoll]

good2kno

[ember spindle]

wait wait wait i want a banh mi torpedo skin!!!!!

[hard vine]

I like baddies

[peak knoll]

You don't dip nuggets in sauce?

Or things like that

[weary trellis]

similar to Singapore...

[teal girder]

sauce sure

[mental swift]

now delete I guess or not I don't really care now

[weary trellis]

implacable has blessed me

[teal girder]

not straight up bowl of soup

[peak knoll]

Ah fair

[mental swift]

Peak

[rose spire]

Bout to summon infernal

[teal girder]

oh hi visa 5445

[weary trellis]

it's a virtual card

[teal girder]

noooooo

[rose spire]

NOOOOOO

[teal girder]

we was gonna have fun 20 questions time

[peak knoll]

You legit can't do anything with the final 4 numbers of a credit card anyways lmao

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[teal girder]

the social will come out soon trust

[mental swift]

i got ozornoy before anyone else

[torpid kettle]

there you go

[mental swift]

FUCK

[tall bridge]

imagine the devs put up a notice; that says no foods were wasted, at the end of each event map level

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-hacking-hacker-cat-gif-5423768830271062600

[teal girder]

speeSTARE

[rose spire]

I prob should do my dailies

[weary trellis]

I don't answer the bank questions normally.
like
what's my favorite color?
the holy grail Aaaah!

[peak knoll]

So far I'm most impressed with the fact I haven't gotten a ''Commander, your game is out of date, please restart!'' notice yet this event

[torpid kettle]

lets see if i can safely do the deed

[peak knoll]

They usually do one of those every day for like 3 days after release

[mental swift]

[rose spire]

Safely?

[mental swift]

The only safe way is

[weary trellis]

to abstain

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462058616118054912/20260116_185621.gif

not safe then xD

[peak knoll]

I also got the implacable skin from the bag

It's good but her default is just so sick

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[mental swift]

well lewd nun is peak nonetheless

[peak knoll]

For sure

[mental swift]

[peak knoll]

I need to start pushing w16

[rose spire]

[peak knoll]

It's a drama that I haven't done that yet

[teal girder]

not during event

if ur not week1 runner might as well wait for cler mode

[peak knoll]

Nah I gotta pay my mandatory oil tax and get 60 clears

Get my 30k tokens, bulin and fuck off

[mental swift]

[peak knoll]

just about halfway done, currently on clear #32 I think

gotta get my inn upgrade tokens

[hard vine]

I quite like boobs

[clever gazelle]

I'm not even thru 13-5

[peak knoll]

World 13 and 14 should be brute forceable with a strong comp of 125s and 125 subs

I forget what the unique orange drops are for those worlds though

One of them is New Orleans, the other I forgor

Shangri-La?

No

Bunker Hill, that's the one

[clever gazelle]

Oh wait 15-3

[peak knoll]

That makes more sense. W15 is a prick

[clever gazelle]

Accidentally swapped the 3 and the 5 round

[weary trellis]

but we know your real neuron activator is feet

[peak knoll]

Do we do it chat

[mental swift]

13-5 doesn't exist

[clever gazelle]

Ik

[mental swift]

Only viable option

[hard vine]

What if I like multiple things

[ember spindle]

yes

gangut you can get from gacha and d3 too

[clever gazelle]

Is it any good though

[peak knoll]

Yeah just pay the 10k troll toll, another rainbow gun that will never get used

[clever gazelle]

[peak knoll]

I have Gangut already tbf

[mental swift]

He already got gangut

[hard vine]

Like so

[peak knoll]

It's kinda weird that the 8k buy isn't greyed out when you own her already but I digress

[violet panther]

i've just +11ed Moskva gun

[weary trellis]

I never state you can't like multiple things,
I'm just saying your strongest reaction is feet

[clever gazelle]

[mental swift]

Well just put the gun on Moskva for the time being

[peak knoll]

She looks very happy with it

[clever gazelle]

Just got every ship

[violet panther]

why not use commie-secondary gun too?

[peak knoll]

I don't really care about this ship I'll be giga honest

[violet panther]

ok then

[peak knoll]

She looks alright but other than collection completion and wanting to have every UR MLB'd I'm not gonna use her much

[worldly shadow]

hmm

they are pretty big

I guess...

[peak knoll]

Still the best AVP skin

[violet panther]

i got Mosky skin from the bundle, not sure that's lucky or not

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-vs-predator-aliens-capcom-beat-em-up-gif-18239401

[sour granite]

if not the l2d skin then less lucky

[peak knoll]

Can someone smarter than my meathead ass explain to me what the point of this is? Collect 7 stickers to get a free sticker which gets you the 8th sticker in the event

[violet panther]

guess so it's 980, not 1180

[peak knoll]

Why is that 7th sticker even a thing

[violet panther]

[clever gazelle]

Easy coding

[ember spindle]

7 and 8 are lucky numbers

[hard vine]

Titties

[violet panther]

especially the 8

[ember spindle]

no tf it isn't, all it is is an extra thing to keep track of and write flavor text for 💀

[weary trellis]

yay, I used my luck by getting implacable skin.
now I need to build 200 ships

[teal girder]

race to build less

[weary trellis]

it's NP banner... I was already doomed

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/mur-murmansk-azur-azur-lane-azur-lane-murmansk-gif-20833247

[weary trellis]

my Kronstadt was a pity ship

[peak knoll]

God willing you will get Moskva below droprate in your 5th 10 pull

[weary trellis]

that luck is only for HMS an USS

[teal girder]

god will also troll you with cut scene into gangut meta

[peak knoll]

You planning to pull2pity anyways or only get 1 copy and dip

[mental swift]

KRONSTADT IS ILLEGAL

[weary trellis]

I'm channeling my luck to 12 million lottery today

[mental swift]

They distributed weapons to clients of bad taste

[weary trellis]

diverting auxiliary luck to lottery

[teal girder]

Kron is police herself

[mental swift]

The one you may be talking about is kronshtadt

[teal girder]

skin has cop car

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/corruption-boss-police-cops-obedient-gif-15004381

[hard vine]

Kronk is very lewdable

[mental swift]

You see I'm talking about kronstadt not kronshtadt

Because that is exactly what voidfenrir mentioned

[peak knoll]

It's interesting how the Russians renamed St. Petersburg for sounding too Germanic but left Kronshtadt as is

[mental swift]

They also have a freelance assassin hired for them

Named Mark Faba

Even though he dies he just comes back

[peak knoll]

A lot of languages drop the h when writing out Kronshtadt. I know Dutch does, for example

[mental swift]

Both are different things

Kronstadt is a fictional company whereas kronshtadt is a ship and a real life location

[peak knoll]

Well, not necessarily. They can both be used to describe the city

[mental swift]

search kronstadt hitman

[peak knoll]

Oh no I don't doubt that it is also a fictional thing, just saying both are technically valid ways to spell the city's name irl

[mental swift]

ah

fine

[peak knoll]

I wonder what the next UR will be

In terms of faction

[teal girder]

tempesta

tulipa

[mental swift]

Somewhere from Europe for sure

[peak knoll]

Don't put that evil on me

Nuke that faction from orbit

[mental swift]

Oh wow I never knew you hated elves too 🤝

[teal girder]

#al-general message

[peak knoll]

I'm literally Dutch, I'm so fucking disappointed with how little they manage to represent my country/history

It's just generic hentai elves, cool man

Although I will say, a Tempesta UR called ''The Flying Dutchman'', I'd eat that shit up

[sleek cape]

LeBron James Part 2

[ember spindle]

the flying tulip

[clever gazelle]

We need another Japanese paper ur

Maybe a Yamato Kai ni

[mental swift]

That maybe in tempesta this year

[peak knoll]

Would be cool, Tempesta generally has nice designs

[mental swift]

[echo harbor]

Did someone just say Lolimato?

[clever gazelle]

[hearty salmon]

What blasphemy is this

[peak knoll]

If they make Yamato into a child I'm uninstalling cba

[clever gazelle]

Hmm, can we get Speer at last

[hearty salmon]

Summoned I have been

[nocturne ether]

4th yamato class

[mental swift]

i hope they do

[hearty salmon]

Boobies the catalyst they were

[mental swift]

because I liked their lolis a lot

[teal girder]

Mutsuki

[hearty salmon]

I’m sorry what

[late shale]

Erm

[mental swift]

cant wait for another main thing ship to be a loli

[clever gazelle]

How about a kai version of yamato kai

[echo harbor]

You want Lolimato bc you are a lolicon, I want Lolimato bc I want Chaos. We are not the same

[peak knoll]

I'm so fucking stupid, man

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437031352204660837/1476727866866663555/km_20260227_480p_60f_20260227_044407.mp4?ex=69a22d7f&is=69a0dbff&hm=05eb47fff6a0c715b449637365da9b4f78874ceb42dbd6eb4e912bf0bdcea80a&

torture

[mental swift]

We are the same in one aspect

[peak knoll]

Hahaha beast. Man knows what he likes!

[stiff forum]

not mine btw

[clever gazelle]

[stiff forum]

not scarping moskva or implac lol

[peak knoll]

I aim to match his level of fox devotion one day

Only have 7 Shinanos so far, 5 of which are MLB

[stiff forum]

[mental swift]

Are you muslim

[sleek cape]

Are you LeBron

[late shale]

Erm

[mental swift]

Yes

My name is LeBron williams

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-kiss-sandrone-genshin-impact-gif-6601981374604112803

[mental swift]

YURI

[sleek cape]

Yes twin

[peak knoll]

Skills back then:

Enterprise has a 50% chance to do double damage and evade attacks for 10 seconds.

Skills now:

If this ship is afloat with another ship of the same faction and that ship would take lethal damage, prevent it and instead give them a buff. The buff has 3 effects, namely:

1. Reduce their damage taken by 10%, which is instead tanked by this ship.
2. Increase their accuracy.
3. When this buff expires, or if the buffer is sunk, the buff recipient sinks.

Every ship with this buff reduces the damage this ship takes by a percentage value, which can be stacked up to 3 times. However, this does NOT reduce the damage she takes from tanking damage on other ships' behalves. (See buff effect #1)

When the battle ends, all ships that have this status recover some HP

And that's just skill 1 of 3!

[agile silo]

Man havent seen...Wuthering Waves skill info

[mental swift]

Skills just got more complex and better

[peak knoll]

Correct, I don't play WuWa

[sleek cape]

Have you shopped at Etsy yet

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-nj-cinna-a-mimir-gif-743491493199935478

[peak knoll]

Yes to the former unsure about the latter

[mental swift]

me too

[peak knoll]

More convoluted doesn't automatically mean the skill is better. There's a reason Enterprise is still very strong to this day

[mental swift]

some skills did get better but not really for the most part

[supple tiger]

I feel bad for Vanguard

[mental swift]

what blasphemy is this

[supple tiger]

Genuinely deserves more and is one of the rare non-gooner shipgirls

[mental swift]

Is there a vanguard healer

[mental swift]

And shes the only weeb I've ever heard of

In AL

[sleek cape]

Tennessee and California

[peak knoll]

Yeah but like you can make a dedicated vanguard healer that requires 6 faction ships, unique gear and also only heals when the other ships die but only on a tuesday if it's raining and there's a full moon that night

But will that be better than Unicorn

No it won't

[mental swift]

I don't want a fucking main

I want a vanguard

That heals vanguards

[sleek cape]

You cuss like you just learned how to cuss

[supple tiger]

Their design is just...

[sleek cape]

Weird?

[mental swift]

me when I'm just angry

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-mad-rain-gif-10868974001851336360

[mental swift]

reze chainsaw man

[worn furnace]

[radiant cipher]

@sleek cape

[sleek cape]

True.. RICHIE TAKE YO ASS TO BEDDD

[radiant cipher]

Its 0924?

[supple tiger]

Vanguard is almost me

[sturdy yoke]

Formi sure is heavy

[sleek cape]

Please speak fluent Louisiana language

[sleek cape]

How dare you

[dull sigil]

What is this dumb child even trying to request

[sleek cape]

She want some fried rice lil dude

What else

Chop chop

[lapis fractal]

https://youtu.be/GzhKG23pl-0

[sturdy yoke]

She is so fat that she went straight into earth core and still break the core after this

[lapis fractal]

Anyways Moskva×Neptune fanart when

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-cute-firing-angry-flame-gif-16534072

[violet panther]

why with Nepnep?

[dull sigil]

We're gonna make Clarence K. Bronson tankier than Agir with that shit tons of fried rice

Let's go

[modern yoke]

[lapis fractal]

Reference to IRL Moskva being sunk by two Neptune missiles

[ember spindle]

problem
there does not exist that much rice, let alone fried rice ready to serve

[sleek cape]

NATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[violet panther]

oh, the 2020s Moskva

[dark solstice]

Didn't sink just activated submarine mode

[violet panther]

hai?

[sleek cape]

I can’t breathe

Mr nato please stop

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-kiss-sandrone-genshin-impact-gif-6601981374604112803

Hi

[radiant cipher]

Us

[clever gazelle]

Shalt I call ze army

[sleek cape]

Yes twin

[violet panther]

call Oleg to fix her

[dark solstice]

You should call ghost busters surely

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ізюм-gif-26684282

Nah

[violet panther]

bring the Sherman Firefly

[clever gazelle]

The army will be here in 3 days

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-tank-missile-fire-gif-3391209

[sleek cape]

I just finished watching ghostbusters

Frozen empire

[violet panther]

reserved that for Iwojima

[dark solstice]

Any good?

[clever gazelle]

We getting a iwo jima,

Will she be ijn or uss

[violet panther]

borrow the Panzershrek from germans

[dark solstice]

Last ghost busters I watched was the old 1984 version

[dark solstice]

This thing saved me in Gates of hell after losing two panzers to a Kv1

Sadly didn't have super soldier shrek

[violet panther]

nah, u r lucky u didn't see Fiona using it

[dark solstice]

She a bad shot ?

[violet panther]

she will load Shrek himself as ammo

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-nuke-marvel-iron-man-gif-12042104779402153696

[balmy plume]

Your majesty

the second Bisko has hit the dock

now waiting for the 3rd one

[violet panther]

"your majesty" u r talking to the Kaizer?

[dark solstice]

Shrek's breathe could be used to take out the enemy tbf

[clever gazelle]

We do need a kaiser in al

[balmy plume]

myself

(autism)

[clever gazelle]

There was the dreadnought kaiser wilhelm

[violet panther]

SMS Kaiser of ww1

[sleek cape]

Your old

[dark solstice]

Kaiser best battle sheep

[dark solstice]

Well I wasn't born then but still love that old movie

[balmy plume]

i have 2 rings left

2 MORE BISKO

[sleek cape]

Marry yourself

[signal delta]

[balmy plume]

nah

[sinful vapor]

Smol

[balmy plume]

it will turn into domestic violence

[signal delta]

John

[limber skiff]

apparently the Moskva was sank in the Ukraine war 😭

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Moskva

[sinful vapor]

wrong one

[violet panther]

"which" Moskva

[signal delta]

Hru?

[sinful vapor]

all good, doing my dailies, you?

[echo harbor]

Chat

I don't need to do Presentation today

[sinful vapor]

Giang

[echo harbor]

Johnny

My art commission is about to be finish, the website I order is also got along swimmingly, Not I just need to pay 100$ for all of it

Shit, 100$

I forgot how much everything cost

[peak knoll]

[clever gazelle]

We need dreadnoughts

[echo harbor]

Granny Dread

[clever gazelle]

What about a nursing home update full of dreadnoughts and pre-dreads

[echo harbor]

I will love them all

[clever gazelle]

We especially need dreadnought, agincourt, sms fdg, and the sms deutschlands

[echo harbor]

Don't forget Goeben

No more Loli, give us Dreadnaughts

Dreadnaught arms race in AL

[clever gazelle]

Yup

[violet panther]

the Tempestas : it's Tentacle Home

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1474441111266136094/mefjdvr955vb1.gif

[violet panther]

free takoyaki

[hearty salmon]

XO tatted all over her body yeah yeah

[merry robin]

Where tusk act 4

[hearty salmon]

She just wanna roll and I dont mind it yeah yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1467143465707245653/20251229_213958.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472967285395292253/20260102_154332.gif

[worldly shadow]

why do they always have to be like that 💔

[hearty salmon]

Because fox mating season

They need to attract their “desired mate”

[worldly shadow]

cant they be wholesome like laffey? ✨

[hearty salmon]

Laffey is a child

[torpid kettle]

<- speaks truth

[worldly shadow]

yeah so is enterprise

[hearty salmon]

That is a grown ass woman

[torpid kettle]

last time i checked enterprise was too big (and edgy) to be a child xD

[mental swift]

ever since I was a kid I've been a gym

[torpid kettle]

edgyprise

[worldly shadow]

ah, just like laffey?

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eagle-union-yorktown-anime-b9e7kBfAyqNxD3Cdod

[solar dome]

well no

[worldly shadow]

but laffey is wife though...

so that would be kinda weird if she wasnt

[mental swift]

laffey is not a wife laffey is daughter

[worldly shadow]

shes wife to me ✨

[solar dome]

everyone smile and

dont wave

keep walking

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HeelsSTARZ-f9jvtVOXCHqqqvrPCg

[sinful vapor]

@pastel oracle

[torpid kettle]

that is a wife

[sinful vapor]

a holy nun too

[worldly shadow]

that looks like it would be uncomfortable

[torpid kettle]

how i feel when people call children a wife

[worldly shadow]

laffey isnt a child though

[solar dome]

i love my wife!!
their wife

[torpid kettle]

a lost cause. noted*

[worldly shadow]

thats not wholesome

[solar dome]

irdgaf

[worldly shadow]

oh

[modern yoke]

Chat is gone

[mental swift]

[shut crane]

time to post fat thighs

[solar dome]

this skin is so good

[modern yoke]

Justru itu letak serunya

[solar dome]

need more red hair fox girls

[shut crane]

she needs a tail

[mental swift]

where did the fox ears come from

[solar dome]

shes been hiding them

[shut crane]

from her body

[solar dome]

nvm idk where they came from

[mental swift]

How

[solar dome]

i swore this skin had ears

[mental swift]

I don't see ears

[covert dragon]

I agree

[mental swift]

She doesn't have ears

[solar dome]

theyre elusive

[mental swift]

elusive target

[solar dome]

maybe whatever is making her unconscious in that skin is making us hallucinate her fox ears

[mental swift]

arcade

[solar dome]

nvm chiyoda has ears

wtf

[mental swift]

Chiyoda does

Chitose doesn't

[shut crane]

chiyoda has them clear, chitose's are floppy

[solar dome]

ohh

case of azuma

[mental swift]

camoflauging as hair

[shut crane]

kinda like tosa's

[covert dragon]

Is this woman still available

Thanks

[mental swift]

Guild shop

Iirc

[covert dragon]

I’m redownloading

The last time I played was the Date A Live event

[mental swift]

[covert dragon]

I hyperfixate don’t judge me

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/flamingo-fall-over-bird-flamingo-tripping-dumb-birds-gif-17681195099919113901

[mental swift]

How much is your storage brodie

[wind frigate]

she's aint from guild shop perma pool special

[mental swift]

She is

Atleast she used to be I think

I swear the last time I ever checked the guild shop I saw her there

[covert dragon]

Uhhhhhh lemme check

[wind frigate]

unless im blind af i dont see her at all

[mental swift]

She used to be there then

[mental swift]

No wonder

[gentle charm]

I have 64 total

[fluid surge]

What if instead of five nights at Freddy it was five nights at mogador and I stare of Freddy trying to kill you Mogador is trying to crack you?

[fluid surge]

Daughter 🙏 🙏

[stiff forum]

wish it was l2d tho

still got it anyway

[pastel oracle]

[covert dragon]

I’ll show you mine when my game downloads

[stiff forum]

she gon ride me?

[fluid surge]

She intact is

[stiff forum]

[pastel oracle]

[static sparrow]

Uncensored hand holding... How lewd

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/plap-plap-plap-plap-pounding-pound-pound-town-gif-13737056428978623428

[stiff forum]

never in my life i brought skin that fast

[mental swift]

Oh wow now my nickname looks so cool

[rose spire]

Infernal in heaven rn

[pastel oracle]

[mental swift]

Using russian letters was a great choice

[rose spire]

He already out here creating emojis of the new skin

[hollow stream]

are splash arts from the wiki the highest resolution there is? they look rather blurry when zoomed in unfortunately

[worldly shadow]

yeah nah

[covert dragon]

Who is this btw

[fluid surge]

She’s a child

Still a child

[worldly shadow]

she is infact

not a child

[fluid surge]

Implacable

[pastel oracle]

Implacable

[mental swift]

You are a lolicon from heart

[worldly shadow]

ah hell nah

don't group me with those people 💔

[mental swift]

Laffey is a loli you accept it or not

[abstract ingot]

ngl I love the immy skin, but feel conflicted about everyone else, unless Moskva is a baddie I won't spend anything else

[worldly shadow]

she is like

80 something

years old

[mental swift]

She depicted as a child

Dont use the fucking nahida logic on me

Claim that you're a lolicon

[worldly shadow]

but im not though

[mental swift]

Being a lolicon isn't a bad thing either

[violet panther]

[worldly shadow]

uhuh?

[mental swift]

Atleast better than being a pedophile

[worldly shadow]

I'd consider it a bad thing

[mental swift]

And you're still laffey's wife... wait hold on

[mental swift]

are you lesbian

[worldly shadow]

im laffey lover

[mental swift]

how the fuck can you be laffey's wife you're not even a girl

You can be her husband but not wife

[worldly shadow]

I didnt say what I am

though

[mental swift]

your nickname

suggests

that

so you are indeed saying that

[worldly shadow]

how did you come to the other conclusion then

[mental swift]

You're the most delulu person I've ever talk to

[hollow stream]

?

[worldly shadow]

whats wrong with loving laffey

shes awesome

[mental swift]

oh wow now I get flamed for saying the right thing

what a world to live in

[abstract ingot]

No, unnecesary drama

[worldly shadow]

eh dont be a laffey hater then ig

[fluid surge]

If we use that logic you should also include the year it was sunk or scraped Musashi is 7 years old using this logics

[mental swift]

Im not a laffey hater I just hate the fact that you consider laffey as wife and not daughter

[stable plank]

blue name behavior

[mental swift]

Because shes depicted as a child

[worldly shadow]

lmao of course im not being serious

[worldly shadow]

she is not >.<

where even is the wiki

to tell us her age

[hollow stream]

tbf I don't think he's talking about the actual age here

[fluid surge]

I dunno your eyes?

[mental swift]

Just claim you're a lolicon already or change your nickname

[worldly shadow]

im not a lolicon though

-_-

[abstract ingot]

@vernal oriole Just please help shut this

[hollow stream]

is this discussion of benefit to anyone

[abstract ingot]

oh well

[sour granite]

is this a bit, everytime you 2 fucking exist in the chat always doing this

[worldly shadow]

mhmm exactly

[sour granite]

go take it to dm or some shit

[abstract ingot]

nano coming

hi food

[vernal oriole]

[worldly shadow]

why do you care if laffey is wife

laffey is awesome ✨

[abstract ingot]

Sorry Accu

[mental swift]

laffey isn't wife that's the thing

and I stand by that

anyways

[abstract ingot]

just petty drama

[worldly shadow]

who are you to decide

[mental swift]

Literally everyone else

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/nilou-genshin-genshin-impact-nilou-eating-paimon-nilou-eat-gif-26959138

[covert dragon]

Thanks

[hollow stream]

just drop this already 😔

[mental swift]

Laffey is daughter not wife and you sir should stfu

[worldly shadow]

hmm

nah

[sour granite]

ill fucking

[mental swift]

okay then imma do it

[worldly shadow]

idk why you care so much

[sour granite]

mute anyone else that actually going to start this shit again

[abstract ingot]

I honestly don't care about Laffey, but like, eh.

thank you.

[mental swift]

supporting the wrong cause I see

[abstract ingot]

[worldly shadow]

just chill

[sour granite]

? whatever you want to call it, i just don't want argument that makes everyone else cringe looking at it because its so petty and literally will never end

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-yukikaze-gif-15199685

[sour granite]

its like children fighting over a toy

[mental swift]

so both parties are just dumbasses

[hollow stream]

yes

[abstract ingot]

It's tautological

[mental swift]

both people won't change their respective points even after millions of debate

[abstract ingot]

Because there was never a point to have a debate in here.

[hollow stream]

I mean you're free to do this debate just not here I guess

[mental swift]

if that's the way it is supposed to be then well time to leave the earth I guess

[mental swift]

Now this is just wrong

[worldly shadow]

that seems a tad disproportionate

[hollow stream]

[mental swift]

just answer me a question then I would settle for that: would you smash laffey

[worldly shadow]

huh?

what kind of a question is that

[abstract ingot]

That is against the rules

[radiant cipher]

Gave my best gun to my strongest soldier

[sour granite]

move on

[stable plank]

brighten up, chat

[abstract ingot]

is that all grape juice bath?

she will end up so sticky after it

[stable plank]

got any grapes?