al-general

[violet panther]

but ok

[sleek cape]

NATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[weak parrot]

well, split in two, not half

[weary trellis]

maybe older gen Z can be Zellenial or MilliZ

[weak parrot]

that's what we're called

zillennials

97-02

[violet panther]

1997-2007 was , Asian economic crisis of 1998, Y2K, 911, 2004-tsunami, among major incidents

[weary trellis]

I'm a

[weak parrot]

us older gen zers got to experience the post recession hipster movement

[violet panther]

Admiral Hipster

[weak parrot]

the rise of organic supermarkets and hipster coffee shops

also the lumbersexual clothing

[violet panther]

the dawn of internet

and 50kb-modem

[weary trellis]

I'm a millennial, constantly told I not working hard enough to afford a big home, told to study hard to get the big salary jobs,

[weak parrot]

remember when flannel was all the rage

back in 2010-2012ish

[rose spire]

Boobs

[weary trellis]

saw home computers be expensive, become cheap and get expensive again

[weak parrot]

our middle school graduation party played "that's what makes you beautiful"

[weary trellis]

my first PC can't event store half of azur lane files, much less run it

[weak parrot]

also, golden years of HALO

[weary trellis]

10GB hard drive

[violet panther]

dawn of touch-screen smartphone, and how it outwitted the buttoned Blackberries

[weak parrot]

lmao

[weary trellis]

128MB of ram

[weak parrot]

the mid 00s through early 10s were a special kind of time

[worthy pagoda]

How

[violet panther]

and dawn of mmorpg

especially korean ones

[weak parrot]

you would never understand

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

now we have all these giant storages

[weary trellis]

when PC need time to start and warm up the CRT monitors

[violet panther]

in 2005, 10gb of storage is like 5tb atm

[weak parrot]

hell, i recorded my favourite shows as a kid on VHS

V fucking HS

[mental swift]

Back then we used to call it memory 😔

[weak parrot]

i had a whole dinosaur documentary

on VHS

in 2005

[mental swift]

ah yes vhs

[weary trellis]

rich people used Rambus

[violet panther]

i still have a hundred vhs in a drawer

[weak parrot]

i wonder what happened to all those VHS tapes

they're probably unwatchable now

but

ah man, memories

when i was in middle school, minecraft was like THE GAME for the nerds

[weary trellis]

my little sister watched little mermaid VHS too many times... I had to join it with tape

[weak parrot]

remember the ancient minecraft pocket edition and minecraft pocket edition lite

[violet panther]

my older sister got Play Station 1, she was a diehard GranTurismos

[weary trellis]

no because I was still using a Nokia E51

[violet panther]

and that's how my first Ace Combat series was AC2 and AC3

[weak parrot]

my favourite mobile games of yore were like zombie highway and jetpack joyride

and then every day on the windows xp laptop was playing flash games

or in school playing pinball

OH MY GOD

[violet panther]

my very first mobile-game was...Hi3

[weak parrot]

ALMOND EYE IS PLAYABLE

[violet panther]

and within a week, my phone got overheat issue

[weak parrot]

ALMOND EYE BANNERRRR

[violet panther]

so scaled down to ...GFL for weeks, then starting AL

[weak parrot]

AAAHHH

AHHHHH

I PULLED ALMOND EYE

[mental swift]

your older sister has based taste

[abstract ingot]

same, though some of them broke or damaged from constant viewing

[mental swift]

congrats I gues

[violet panther]

not many girl-games in PS1 within reach

[weary trellis]

mold is the other issue

[nova monolith]

This really reminded me how little storage Floppy Disks have

damm

[abstract ingot]

mold?

[violet panther]

and Zip disk

[weary trellis]

I'm lucky I didn't have to handle 5 inch floppies

[mental swift]

my first mobile game was asphalt 6

[nova monolith]

Zip Disk, we are really old aren't we

[violet panther]

my first Star Wars verse was a floppy disk game

[weary trellis]

1.44mb 3 1/4 inch was standard for schools by then

[abstract ingot]

I always looked at floppy disks like weird, useless studf

cuz I had no idea how to make one work

not back then, nor now

[mental swift]

then I later became a java enthusiast and started playing many java games

well java as in j2me

[weary trellis]

before flash drives, schools issued students 1 floppy for computer class

[drowsy dagger]

Yes Joe, we are

[nova monolith]

Oh Rena

[drowsy dagger]

[violet panther]

my first pc-game was..Command and Conquer

my first online-game of any genre was...Ragnarok Online

[abstract ingot]

my first pc game was fire boy and water girl

[nova monolith]

good for you, mine was Counter Strike 1.3 or Left 4 Dead

[weary trellis]

zip disk was only available at the teachers computer. it was rewritable unlike CDs

[late shale]

Hmm

[abstract ingot]

hmm

[violet panther]

i skipped Counter Strike generation to Dota-gen

in game-cafe

[nova monolith]

I reached that, But I only played for fun without even understanding the damn game

[violet panther]

i started Battlefield 2 alongside Dota

[nova monolith]

even Command and Conquer was bad for me lmao

[violet panther]

funny that F-35B existed in game, since latter-half of 2000s

[weary trellis]

my first RTS was Star trek Armada, bought from a bargain bin

[nova monolith]

I think there was a time that I was stuck with a Stronghold then when I tried to build it just gave me a vehicle and I did not know shit how to deploy structures on ground till the enemy killed my ass

[violet panther]

i only discovered minecraft in like early 2018

[weary trellis]

then playing Wc3tft in LAN cafes.
tried diablo 2 but can't get into it

red alert 2 was the other one

[nova monolith]

I know Command and Conquer has instant build on your cursor like Warcraft, but seeing that literally made me say nope

[weary trellis]

OG battlefield(where you could move ships)

[ocean pawn]

boats*

although

in 1942 you could

[weary trellis]

no, no, we moved the carriers too

changing the spawn location location

[ocean pawn]

don't remember moving cv's in 1942 or maybe I just didn't bother doing it

[weary trellis]

well they are slow. and when bots are dumb you could get a serious advantage when you move the enemy carrier to edge of map

[ocean pawn]

I played multiplayer back in 2013 or so

until gamespy shut down iirc

origin (ea) handed out the game for free

[weary trellis]

2004 when I started playing multiplayer games.
I didn't have internet at home until 2009

[nova monolith]

Internet to use during 2005-2010 in my time was a privilege

[ocean pawn]

first multiplayer game for me was combat arms..around 2008 or 2010

[weary trellis]

well, we did have dialup in 2002-2003, but my older brother kept the password so he could look at softcore jpegs

[nova monolith]

what a bunch of dills

[weary trellis]

and he didn't clear browser history

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/redm-red-dead-redemption-red-dead-redemption-2-red-dead-redemption-roleplay-cowboy-gif-3375262820797193306

[violet panther]

16 bits p-rn jpeg?

[nova monolith]

Well that's a skill issue indeed

[weary trellis]

I saved it and printed it out,
a little bit of insurance against that powder keg

he beats me in my sleep

[rose spire]

Hello all

[ocean pawn]

miss the good old days of the net..now everything is policed

[nova monolith]

How it feels to have a Bigger Brother, Unfortunately I am the Eldest

[weary trellis]

nah, you just need the correct search terms and tools

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1288050167135735858/AzurLane_EN_-_1838420655517421812.gif

[rose spire]

What a good welcoming

Tho Musashi

[ocean pawn]

mean like reddit, youtube..social media in general...kinda

[rose spire]

Musashi Is def good

[violet panther]

"Ask Jeeves, Yahoo Searches, What is Google? never heard of it, around 2010s"

[weary trellis]

back then socializing was still a IRL thing

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-musashi-azur-lane-musashi-al-gif-3898428959485217963

[violet panther]

ye most socialize is on alcohol bars, sport clubs, and golf courses,

[nova monolith]

Me when I am told by my father that finding P material is hard like either buying or renting one out makes me lucky enough that I have grown in this Era

[weary trellis]

mIRC and MSN messenger was just the start

[nova monolith]

Yahoo Messenger is what I started and Friendster

[weary trellis]

playboy magazines and such was considered good enough for them

[nova monolith]

Damn

[violet panther]

a major socialize place during my middle school years was on........card shops (Yugioh, MTG, Pokemons,)

because game-cafe, u just play, not chatting

unless rants

[weary trellis]

I wasn't allowed to socialize.
wasn't allowed to have friends.

[nova monolith]

True, I had to Skype my mother once on A Game Cafe till I got distracted by playing Black Ops 1 once
Worth it and not worth it the same time

[nova monolith]

Well shit

[weary trellis]

I work on school projects alone

I got passing grades

by secondary school I didn't bother doing homework

[violet panther]

in highschools, once a semester, our classmate of 20 would rent a whole game-cafe for 5v5 Dota+LoL onsite-smackdowns

[nova monolith]

Yeah, but the lack of communication to your friends is kinda concerning really

[weary trellis]

but my exam scores are almost perfect for maths and sciences

[weary trellis]

what communication is there when one doesn't have friends

[nova monolith]

Real shit, here in the Philippines, my Classmates did that on a Mineski Cafe, well they are wealthy so they can do that

[violet panther]

it's funny that half of us there were girls, and they're generally better than the boys in LoL

[weary trellis]

when I got conscripted, I mimic people and keep my mouth shut

I fake emotional responses based on others

[nova monolith]

Had wrong wording on my statement right there
But having to be forced to have no friends sounds like Authoritarian

[nova monolith]

Wild shit

its League so its simplified

[violet panther]

yeah, honesty somestime got you 50 pushups or 5 rounds of field-run

[nova monolith]

but if it were DOTA, nah shit has more objectives

[weary trellis]

or a blanket party

[violet panther]

especially during a week bootcamp

night-patrol was fun

and i thank-god i didn't pick Garand, i picked MP5

the weight are whole different story

[nova monolith]

I never had a Blanket Party, the only near experience I had in that was a School Night

Yet again it looks farther that what we are talking about

[weary trellis]

the closest thing I got to a blanket party was people putting the dustpan in my bed.
they know not to mess with me because I sleep with a blade under my pillow.
and that I pointed out the supernatural to them

[violet panther]

telling ghost-stories at night, after patrol, was also "fun"

the officer-senseis also pointed us at the neighbor-country on other side of river, still a rice-field back then

now that place is an international-scam-center-complex

[weary trellis]

my group avoided getting stuck in the forest when I told them about extra "soldiers" following us

well got promoted to sergeant, and sent back to train recruits

[violet panther]

the bootcamp was a site of major battle 2 centuries ago

[worthy pagoda]

real ghost?

[weary trellis]

Singapore reservoir areas used to be where japanese and local soldiers clashed. guerilla warfare

[violet panther]

post-IJ-occupation?

[weary trellis]

yes

[violet panther]

hmm mass-casualty post-fighting here would be along the Death-railway route

although the route nowaday is so tourist-clogging,

with hotels and restaurants spawned through the whole route

[weary trellis]

this is one of the areas Singapore army uses for local Topography training

we get close to the water edge

[violet panther]

there's still forest in Singapore!?

but nice golf course on upper right

[weary trellis]

my Sergeant Major sent me and another sergeant to collect Durian in this area

collected 4 baskets worth. 1 for the jeep drivers, 1 for our company, 1 for next door company and 1 for base commander

2 nights

[violet panther]

like a grove?

[weary trellis]

yeah.. well any further was the rubber plantation

Tekong is still "Malaysia/Indonesia" in landscape minus hills and mountains

[rose spire]

[fathom rose]

🥺

[weary trellis]

oh well, I imagine if I knew of me being Pan, I wouldn't be a sergeant. I'll probably be a clerk

wouldn't have to wreck my knees

[fathom rose]

me in romania 4 years ago

[weary trellis]

I never got to ride an APC

well, that's because after 2 years of service, I was placed in a holding unit for another 2 years. then I got medical discharge

[violet panther]

is that a Bradley and a Hercules?

[weary trellis]

heart condition after all

[fathom rose]

i drove one in the motorpool

dat E5 is my best friend so he let me play around with it

[weary trellis]

where do you store the TOW missile spares?

[fathom rose]

u turn em in

cant keep live ammo

[weary trellis]

so the launcher is empty?

[fathom rose]

yup

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/tirpitz-loading-azur-lane-thinking-gif-12060505544604243079

[fathom rose]

i m pretty sure everyone do dat in a field event

[violet panther]

was it by FMTV or M1070 for logistic?

[fathom rose]

wut u think

[weary trellis]

never been to joint exercise overseas.
and I'm just an infantryman with NCO rank

[violet panther]

i would guess the latter

[fathom rose]

we did a huge one in germany

[weary trellis]

I still know how to strip an M16, Sar21 or Ultimax100

[fathom rose]

atlantic resolve 2021 after the ukraine war started

turn into a shyt show

stuck in the snow storm for 2 week

dat storm is like 3 days

the snow

[weary trellis]

sigh have to wait till 2029 before I get to experience snow

closest I got to snow...on top of a mountain.... can't touch it

[fathom rose]

i dont see any snow lol

[weary trellis]

that white patch

[violet panther]

quite a hiking, see a lot of ppl on trails there

[weary trellis]

it's mount Fuji. even the longest trail has lots of people

[violet panther]

during non-snow season?

[weary trellis]

it less people during snow season

[violet panther]

if that's Mt.Fuji, then sea overthere is Pacific right?

of eastern coastline

[weary trellis]

yes eastern of Japan

sunrise from warazikan hut

[fathom rose]

this is old pic, we prepin before dat joint field event

[violet panther]

i would guess a town in daytime-pic is Gotemba

[weary trellis]

yes, basically Shizuoka prefecture

[violet panther]

the towns in dusk-pic is probably Samukawa

[weary trellis]

dawn

[violet panther]

of western Yokohama

[weary trellis]

I don't have dusk pics

[violet panther]

ah dawn, i see

[fathom rose]

u guys camp up there ?

[weary trellis]

there are huts to book a night stay in

[fathom rose]

nice

[violet panther]

on clear sky day, u can see Mt.Fuji from Tokyo

[weary trellis]

like 70usd, comes with 1 curry rice dinner and breakfast. which for me was udon noodles

if there's leftovers, you can get a second helping of curry rice

if you decide to ascend to summit before sunrise, they give you a packed sandwich

[violet panther]

[weary trellis]

even after 7am, so cold made my 360 camera useless

18th-19july

[violet panther]

looks high-moisture air there

[weak parrot]

I'm gonna moisturize your air

[hollow quarry]

[violet panther]

adding 2% to the already 98% moist seems trivial, but sure

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/soft-and-wet-hd-josuke-gif-1173809092078240160

[ember magnet]

Im crying rn😭

I gambled all my medal of honor so much i got so much rare and elite vehicles i really wanted😭

Worth the gamble

But im not encouraging gambling your medals ingame soo dont risk it🫶

[violet panther]

[dark solstice]

Never medal your honor

[tiny kraken]

but what if you honored your medal?

[dark solstice]

Good counter argument

Yea you should do that probably

[hollow quarry]

[ember magnet]

POOKIES MY HYUUGA BATTLESHIP IS SO OVERPOWERED😭

Worth the gamble🙏😫

I do not regret gambling my medals in this game😭

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

I forgot about the update today

[sinful vapor]

[rose spire]

BuckySmug

[molten fjord]

my gems are ready

[merry robin]

My 72 cubes ready

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[ember magnet]

@molten fjord give me free food my little pooks🙏😫

[sinful vapor]

[merry robin]

[royal sigil]

well that event drained my cubes by a lot

I think more than 100 before I finally got both of them

[sinful vapor]

took me 190 to pull Hai Chou

[royal sigil]

[violet panther]

mine was 160

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[sinful vapor]

I recovered my coobs quickly cause of the commission event, lucky box, and commissions giving me coobs

[normal comet]

[sacred oak]

Gn nerds

[merry robin]

Why do i need to see ts

[sacred oak]

Is megu

[solid whale]

4chan creature ahh post

[quartz bay]

https://x.com/i/status/2026631756078784850

urosu@Skeb募集中 (@678_NER)

#アズールレーン #AzurLane
信濃かわいいなぁ　いつも綺麗なちょうちょありがとう

X · Feb 25, 2026, 12:13 PM

[ember spindle]

CUTYE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTEC TUE CTUEC TUEC TEUC TE CUTE CUTE

[solid whale]

mfw the ice cream starts dripping

[oblique dove]

Beans

[halcyon matrix]

UR event soon guys

[meager haven]

Ugly oversized tiddies

[halcyon matrix]

also I can't believe I predicted the implacable skin

[meager haven]

Tits with twice the volume of her head smh

[eager terrace]

Rereading through all of Helena's bond stories and her Meta Counterparts efforts to gave us a happy ending and resolution makes me cry RN. Both Helena's deserve your rings fellow SKK.

P.S. Her Bgm item is now my favorite one so I don't forget Helena is numba wan

[teal girder]

nah

ring the Roy first

[meager haven]

What if Helena was a crunchwrap supreme

Would you still love her

[hollow quarry]

a what now?

[forest sparrow]

-# Should oath every Boise too

[tall bridge]

i'm sure helena meta would look pretty hot; in that towel skin of helena

[meager haven]

A crunchwrap supreme

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp supreme, hola

[solid whale]

id feed her to my dog

[meager haven]

the Johnwrap, hello

[eager terrace]

Hell yeah, Even is she spies me all night IDC, even she go full stalker or Yandere mode IDC she can hack anyone that gets in her way

[solid whale]

the 5 layer guy

[meager haven]

Poor guy gonna have one ruff night.

[solid whale]

bazinga

[eager terrace]

even if she goes full eldritch God form

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[plucky magnet]

I love my scantily clad concubines, and Bataan

[teal girder]

add tapatio

[meager haven]

I’ll add a pintos and cheese how ‘bout that.

[teal girder]

cowpens cheese

[plucky magnet]

Should I marry Bisko Zwei so that I have two Bismarcks wearing wedding dresses

Or should I give it to Musashi

[teal girder]

arent they shared anyways?

[normal comet]

bataan femboy

[meager haven]

I think you should marry a ship below Elite rarity

[hearty salmon]

EVER SINCE I WAS A KID

I KNEW I WAS THE SHIT

[meager haven]

Or has under 1k fanart on Danbooru.

[teal girder]

KENT

[eager terrace]

Oh, I can hear her radar pings, I maybe in trouble now

[plucky magnet]

You have to marry the alter version so both can wear their wedding dresses

[hearty salmon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/theweeknd-the-weeknd-timeless-U2qjEgYgj4IQOsLJPj

[hearty salmon]

Fuck it

Marry them all

[teal girder]

unlimited funds

[forest sparrow]

So Boise still qualifies 🥲

[hearty salmon]

why keep the happiness of marriage to only 1?

[plucky magnet]

Maybe Cygnet

[hearty salmon]

MARRY THEM ALL

[meager haven]

And so does Seattle

[plucky magnet]

Cygnet is a cutie

[teal girder]

thats the CN way

[eager terrace]

I am in freaking danger of Helena right now , and I will enjoy last bit of it

[meager haven]

Marry Bache

[teal girder]

Comet the fish&chips girl

[teal girder]

the what?

[eager terrace]

Kisaragi , if its even legal

[plucky magnet]

SO SEXY AND CUTE RUAAGHGGHH

She's like British white haired Kashino

[teal girder]

cat

and newborn manjuu

[tall bridge]

when you marry mutsuki, you get friendzoned

[plucky magnet]

I like girls who turn me on the moment I look at them

[teal girder]

gun hiding in a bucket

she dangerous

[meager haven]

Then why do you got Enty oathed?

Smh

[plucky magnet]

[eager terrace]

Kisaragi Protect and Cherish, I still have trauma's of her KC counterpart dying twice

[plucky magnet]

Enty turns on my third leg and my heart the moment I saw her back in 2017

[meager haven]

Zamn

[plucky magnet]

She's the one that got me into AL now that I think about it

[meager haven]

Das rough

[plucky magnet]

Enty has always been one of my beloved waifus

[normal comet]

i'm turned on by golden hind

[tall bridge]

we never saw enty and akagi's cookings

it's from their post oath voice lines

[plucky magnet]

Enty cooks ok because Vestal is teaching her

[meager haven]

Enty can boil an egg

[plucky magnet]

I think Akagi can cook normally when she's not in heat

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kaga-akagi-cooking-dinner-gif-19636742

Akagi use Kaga as stove

[tall bridge]

akagi would prob put a love potion into our foods

[plucky magnet]

Otherwise she turns into the most sane imperial JP officer of WW2

[violet panther]

"sane"...like Yamamoto?

[plucky magnet]

[tall bridge]

does roon cooks for us though?

i know taihou does

[meager haven]

Yes

She cooks for everyone

[violet panther]

she brew coffee in her mouth

[plucky magnet]

Why mention only yanderes

[meager haven]

Roon is actually the school lunch lady

Epic Saratoga oath

[violet panther]

[meager haven]

And Helenas

[eager terrace]

Should I oath Little Lena as well after maintenance?

[meager haven]

You should oath Seattle after maintenance.

[eager terrace]

Yeah, Is the double ring gonna be available? after maintenance?

[plucky magnet]

What about dojikko deres who are clumsy as hell but are really trying their best to be good girls despite their curvy bodies getting in the way

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-20609847

[eager terrace]

Maybe Honolulu in the future

[meager haven]

Mmm Honolulu

[eager terrace]

I haven't forgotten her, but she prove to be much difficult to get into since she is a soft tsun,

[meager haven]

What if I turned Cygnet into a dumpling and used Kashino as the stuffing

[plucky magnet]

Excellent choice

[eager terrace]

Finally some good f"cking food

[plucky magnet]

I'm still waiting for Kashino's wedding skin

[meager haven]

I’m still waiting on the AE buff.

[plucky magnet]

She deserves it the most for being the bestest cutest cow

[eager terrace]

Seattle is best pals situation

[tiny kraken]

kill Bache

[plucky magnet]

[eager terrace]

Fargo is your friendly delivery girl

[meager haven]

Only if we kill Mogador.

[plucky magnet]

[tiny kraken]

Mogador is under my control. She won't hurt you

[eager terrace]

St. Louis the matchmaker for her sisters

[tall bridge]

is it possible to replicate the foods from azur lane in real life?

[meager haven]

Her smell hurts my nose

[meager haven]

The pie yeah

[plucky magnet]

Like Kashino? It's impossible.

[tiny kraken]

lemme huff all that goodness real quick

[eager terrace]

Mogador the girl you use until she breaks

[plucky magnet]

I thought she's already broken the moment you meet her

[tall bridge]

kashino is just japanese steak

[meager haven]

Mogador the girl who rubs her own piss in her hair

[tiny kraken]

nah she will break you first

[plucky magnet]

A very juicy one at that

[hollow quarry]

she break or she break you?

[plucky magnet]

[eager terrace]

Just give her the Leipzig treatment and she is good

[eager terrace]

MetaLena will break her.

[rose spire]

Boobs

[tiny kraken]

her ass already received such treatment, the reason why she's so horny

[eager terrace]

I remember another girl , Alvitr of ROR

I want to steal her from Qin's hands!!

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/carlotta-carlotta-shocked-shocked-disturbed-carlotta-disturbed-gif-16385353443272928481

[meager haven]

Kirkland water

[plucky magnet]

Who is this beautiful lady

[eager terrace]

Alvitr from Record of Ragnarok

with her twin Flekk,

[plucky magnet]

God I wish that was me

Wait oh shit my gif got deleted

I'm so sorry

[modern dew]

god i wish i were a bird

[eager terrace]

I really want to be Qin Shi Huang RN

0r steal her from him!!

[plucky magnet]

Which one

Why are there 3 Qin Shi Huangs

[drowsy dagger]

I know Mogador is disgusting, but nice headcannon

[eager terrace]

The Record of Ragnarok one BTW he beat Hades the God of the Underworld

[eager terrace]

makes you want to do more unholy things to her.

[wanton pelican]

3 minutes before reset

[drowsy dagger]

No thanks, I like men and women but not into kinks like that

[plucky magnet]

There is no reset

Only death

Goodbye Chinese event

[wanton pelican]

[eager terrace]

I got the last two rewards I think its 60k.points

[plucky magnet]

As long as I got that 700 cores I'm ok

[full mulch]

When #maintenance-channel

[static sparrow]

slowmode incoming

[drowsy dagger]

Time to activate it, see you guys and gals at 8 hours later

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCDrHr0b0AACRSy?format=jpg&name=large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCDhuRuaoAAjT0X?format=jpg&name=large

[violet panther]

she has such pinky eyes, no wonder Krasyny prefer masked

[weary trellis]

[potent meteor]

I think I haven't open red packets

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCEAMpgaMAArZsU?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[halcyon matrix]

I was spamming my oil into my dorm just to finish the drawing book lol

[teal girder]

proof u dont have LI skin

[ember magnet]

Which character in al is a tsundere?

[weary trellis]

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-zzz-bangboo-gif-3247399184044375068

[normal comet]

o, i forget that too

[ember magnet]

Thank you pookies for the answering my question

What character in al is a yandere?

[potent meteor]

Like I have accumulate it

but didn't open them

[weary trellis]

I know I did the same until this morning

[potent meteor]

surely I can still open those after maint right?

[weary trellis]

probably not

[potent meteor]

[weary trellis]

it's like those alchemy shops for collabs

[rustic sapphire]

Hindy huge cake

[weary trellis]

grind the collabs items, poof alchemy workshop disappears

[nocturne ether]

moskva is hot

[potent meteor]

oh nyo

[ember magnet]

Hey pookie wookie my delicious cookies i realized theres slowmode enabled why?

[static sparrow]

Because it's maintenance time

[ember magnet]

Oh i forgot abt that

[full mulch]

Why no nun at the loading wallpaper

[deft salmon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funimation-vanitas-no-carte-the-case-study-of-karte-b6mpA0JrIUsFSdhG9q

https://giphy.com/gifs/funimation-vanitas-no-carte-the-case-study-of-karte-AtJr9bRhN2OzgDJbh4

[viral matrix]

get the garlic

[normal comet]

krazny so damn tease ffs

i think i will oath her

[violet panther]

Krazny will be the Orthodox horny nun, bet

[ashen iris]

Meow

[violet panther]

[static sparrow]

Her squatting pose and mask makes sense now

[round raptor]

Oops. Forgot to log in today so I missed one of the ships. Oh well, I'll wait for the rerun.

[gleaming shale]

[agile silo]

https://fixvx.com/rtil/status/2026824537518546963?s=20

rtil (@rtil)

so you get paid to like, set stuff on fire? that rules.

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Feb 26, 2026, 1:00 AM

[tiny kraken]

Canon Burnice

[rose spire]

I’m gambling for new Russian UR no matter what

[nova monolith]

Akagi and Taihou for Obvious reasons
Roon proved only in her Oath Skin
Junyouu being that one person gaslighting you being that one forgotten Childhood Friend
Helena META only due to her personality change and Upgraded Radar Scan

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-go-burnice-dance-burnice-zzz-zenless-gif-775985986860153028

[frank relic]

Sakura ships currently in the lead of the amount of yandere

The floof can look at you the funny way.

[clever gazelle]

Can't wait for the 2nd

[nova monolith]

Roon wasn't a Yandere to begin with since she always thinks herself as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, but due to the Community, they made the Oath Skin solidify some lines that can be near to it.

[frank relic]

Is cowpen a yandere

[nova monolith]

Horny, just like Mogador

[normal comet]

no, she has confident to claim skk. and she's american

[frank relic]

The skin seems to suggest something else...

[tiny kraken]

nothing beats Mogador in horny

[static sparrow]

She's obsessed with milking skk

[weary trellis]

she's a nice food supply

[frank relic]

And she will put him on the leash so no escape

[pastel axle]

[nova monolith]

Freakador AKA Moggers solidified her freakiness enough

Atago sure may have done that in lines at the Love Affinity, but she doesn't show it too much at the skins to prove, but Moggy? Her design is enough

[gleaming shale]

Gambling where

[static sparrow]

True but there is something oddly charming about metalena

[nova monolith]

And you think Implacable is lustful (its just the design really)

[nova monolith]

Its the Dangerous type of Beauty that gives its vibes a kick that you actually like.
Beauty that can kill is something really

[weary trellis]

I should use Elbing more

[tiny kraken]

real

[nova monolith]

question is which Elbing? I like Elbe's personality

[pastel axle]

For the Honey lovers (New Jersey) which of her Iowa sisters should be added next?

[weary trellis]

why not both

[gleaming shale]

all

[pastel axle]

I know but which sister first

[static sparrow]

Iowa herself now that we have willie

[pastel axle]

Cuz for me, it’s Missouri
She is the ship Japan surrendered on

[gleaming shale]

Wild West Iowa

[nova monolith]

What if Missuori is the Pull UR and Wisconsin is the Free UR, then Iowa goes last like how Yamato is hyped

[mental swift]

bruh my pc so ass

[royal sigil]

[pastel axle]

Funny if Missouri will tease Sakura empire because she was the ship that signed the papers

[tiny kraken]

"scoreboard"

[nova monolith]

Fair I guess

[eager terrace]

She can make me.behave and always ping me wherever I am. She can break me if she would wanted, off course her other self must approve of it

[mental swift]

and nothing happens 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥

[violet panther]

nothig will happen, eventually

the hype is always brief

[pastel axle]

Proceeds to give them the L

[eager terrace]

Helena Meta is the Yandere with Mastermind String puller vibe, the one who will change the world whether forced or not, to your ienvitable happy ending

This is Canon since reading her Memories in Blue and Lexington's 2 event

MetaLena is The One who will do all even go as far as reset the world as many times for both of your happy ending

[pastel axle]

But in full honest, the Iowa class is one of the most service filled battleships in history

[pastel axle]

And the longest serving

[jaunty adder]

FUCK I FORGOT TO FEED MY DORM

[eager terrace]

She's always and forever will be

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-clapping-gif-19290942

[tiny kraken]

she also served long

[torn aspen]

Say activate windows go to settings to activate windows

[upper flame]

Oh, I'm disappointed that Scavenger didn't come yet today

[pastel axle]

The Black Dragon absolutely screams freedom, hence

“Firepower for Freedom”

[eager terrace]

Crap Helena is again, pinging my location

[clever gazelle]

Wat

[eager terrace]

I don't need help BTW

[tall bridge]

neratte, pon

[modern dew]

balls

[static sparrow]

[eager terrace]

Yeah she will and always been, and personally I don't disagree with her. and I will let her stalk and ping me everyday

[deft salmon]

helmeta would put an airtag on skk without him knowing

[sterile plinth]

Damn it

I forgot that today is Maintenance day.

[pastel axle]

[sterile plinth]

Now I lost my chance to become Admiral of The Navy yet again.

[shut crane]

pon

[pastel axle]

What happened to that Mountain in North Korea?

Was their a mountain their in the first place?

[eager terrace]

Wisconsin : Apologize to the terrain and your local topographics coz he will redraw your map again

[pastel axle]

Nah if she is in AL she would be the angriest out of all the Iowa class

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[eager terrace]

Wisconsin : You have just won a lifetime supply of spicy car shells

@shut crane already did , planning to oath Little Lena as well.

[shut crane]

she big now

[eager terrace]

As long as it is her other selves only MetaLena would allow it

I know its fanart but I want a skin for Meta Lena as well

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98465859

[signal delta]

Sup Laners

[signal delta]

Omg Helena

[silver root]

I could hope devs will go the meme way with Missouri and make her a chonky battle cook, but more likely her personality will be out of left field completely
Because they missed a perfect opportunity to slap moustache on a shipgirl aka Chapayev

[eager terrace]

Her Meta self skin , fanart BTW

[signal delta]

[eager terrace]

Yeah Helena Meta owns me now, she can track me anytime and anywhere, I am not against it,

[rose spire]

Helena meta wouldn’t hurt a fly

[eager terrace]

But she can definitely reset the world to her liking

[violet panther]

or she can summon her colossus projection and incur Indignation

[rose spire]

Dw helena meta wouldn’t reset the world

[violet panther]

who's bigger, Colossus Helena Meta or Cyrene's Demiurge

[rose spire]

Is that X?

[eager terrace]

She used Towers powers to do so.

[eager terrace]

Yep , when she freed us from its prison in the story

Its from Dance of Amahara EVENT

No matter how long or boring, I always dont skip stories

[stiff forum]

Helena: I love you skk
Helena meta : better start to love me skk

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

I might need to read it or I have and forgot

[eager terrace]

After all the sh*t she had been through from her test site world she always wants our happiness .
Helena is the wife you deserve

[eager terrace]

Both Helena's deserve your ring , 3 if you include Little Lena

[violet panther]

Lena-chan may incur

[meager vine]

no oathing the lolis

[eager terrace]

Helena's so powerful she zucced the FB page of AL .

[violet panther]

think about it, NJ's ass doesn't , Helena's does

[eager terrace]

In the past months which made Hamman work hard to cover potentially zucced images for the FB page

Honorable Mention Hamman chan doing her best to not get the FB page Zucced

[fluid surge]

Five nights at the French

[eager terrace]

Holy Rear , Lord Have mercy I am about to sin.

Oh bad idea Helena is pinging me again she is mad.

[fluid surge]

HOLD ON SOLDIER DONT

How do you even find these cosplayer bro

[shut crane]

the robit is charged and hornt

[eager terrace]

Hamman deserves a raise for keeping the AL Fb page from getting Zucced

[runic abyss]

you can see the drool

[fluid surge]

Horny meter: OVERLOAD

[runic abyss]

is that helena?

or is it someone else

[eager terrace]

She can use her overload on me everytime since Helena knows where I am everytime

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/reno-azur-lane-reno-reno-bunny-girl-azur-lane-bunny-girl-azur-lane-reno-costume-gif-22705546

[shut crane]

it's the new russian boat

[eager terrace]

Russian Helena?

[runic abyss]

i see

[shut crane]

just because she has blue hair doesn't make her helena

[fluid surge]

Communism taking over every ship

[violet panther]

her name is Bogatyr

she is a clanker , and big sis of Pami and Oleg

[fluid surge]

CLANK CLANK CLANK

[shut crane]

vodka boats are so hornt

[fluid surge]

UGHH IT HURTS

[eager terrace]

Clank Clank? More like Plap Plap Plap

[violet panther]

you can clank her dolll

[fluid surge]

Nah it would make a clank sound when doing so

[violet panther]

we have the Mog, we are going to have the Bog

[violet panther]

[fluid surge]

Horny French and hornet communist

[violet panther]

then we have Krasny, the Russian Orthodox Horny Nun

[fluid surge]

To me anything legal is crack able

[static sparrow]

We can finally run a full clanker vanguard of fargo boga and eldy kai

[abstract ingot]

hmmm

[shut crane]

hot robits, must lewd

[abstract ingot]

I think maybe, just maybe I am getting the lucky bag, this one doesn't look bad

[violet panther]

fargo, boga, eldy-kai, kear, gas, alsace

[eager terrace]

#Hamman_Needs_a_raise
#Hamman_Oath_skin_when
#Hamman_Unique_Module_when

[violet panther]

th Clanker fleet

[eager terrace]

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal"

[abstract ingot]

Aiming for Implacable but all besides maybe Implacable clone or Ozornoy are good.

[timid mesa]

What's Bogatyr based on what ship

[abstract ingot]

Wait, no, it was Alsace clone

[violet panther]

Bogatyr is leadship of Bagatyr-class protected cruiser

[abstract ingot]

ww1 era cruisers

[violet panther]

Pamiat and Oleg are also Bogatyr-class

[eager terrace]

Pamiat's big sister.

[abstract ingot]

like Pamiat, she was the lead

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/citlali-citlali-genshin-genshin-genshin-impact-citlali-leaks-gif-14627750701265057965

[abstract ingot]

Hmmm

seems like Mikasa will finally be hag-beaten by Bogatyr

[violet panther]

Bogatyr means "heroic warrior/knight"

[abstract ingot]

both commissioned on the same year, but Bogatyr started being built one year prior to Mikasa

[eager terrace]

Nahh Tempesta girls already beaten Mikasa

[violet panther]

Pamiat Merkuria means "Memory of Mercury"

[abstract ingot]

Those are time travelers, literally no aging

[violet panther]

Oleg is probably from a prince name in 10th century

[timid mesa]

Tempesta simply a terminators eh

[fluid surge]

Guys who wanna suck on tiddies?

[shut crane]

gangcute

[violet panther]

Tempestas are moslty tentaclenators

[fluid surge]

Russian mommy

[eager terrace]

without vodka

[timid mesa]

If it's taste good, aye

[eager terrace]

all tiddies are good for diddy

[abstract ingot]

She is basically a buffer for all Northern Parliament

[violet panther]

what if Gangut turns Meta because she read Commie-Manifesto and turn October Revolution

[abstract ingot]

But she is stuck in-game with a gun so bad she cannot do her job.

[agile silo]

Its been fucking years since i had last heard this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4

[abstract ingot]

Anti-revolutionary

[violet panther]

[abstract ingot]

Rossiya: The Revolution will never stop
Gangut META: Maybe we should not continue the revolution

[eager terrace]

hopefully Manjuu will gave her a unique module that improves her skill without using that gun .

[fluid surge]

Two best communist mommies✌️

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/minori-blue-archive-riot-pudding-blue-gif-5153503203716398258

[shut crane]

I think turning meta made her thiccer

[abstract ingot]

Have you ever seen her skin?

[shut crane]

I've seen it all!

[abstract ingot]

Just a matter of perspective

[shut crane]

and she's very tummylicious

[shut crane]

skins make shipgirls extra thicc

[abstract ingot]

This was before THAT tbf

[eager terrace]

Manjuu the Common rarity shipgirls give them all retrofits!!

[ember spindle]

pro gamer richmond

[shut crane]

yeah, give the pink lady a new look

[eager terrace]

bulldog , beagle, nagara and all.the commons, please.retro them all

[ember spindle]

long island-richmond vs ayanami-haguro
who wins the fortnite zone wars ft20

[shut crane]

or maybe get some extra salt

[solar dome]

we need more bright green hair

[ember spindle]

akashi with a fluorescent coating

[violet panther]

[solar dome]

akashi disco ball

[violet panther]

Moskva's hair is jade-green?

[shut crane]

how about a new coat of paint for big wasp yoooo

[somber steeple]

[violet panther]

does Moskva's hair same color as Kremlin's roof?

[weary trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1467979441152983175/formi.gif

[sour granite]

it do be shining

[somber steeple]

Wasp class Amphibious Assault Ship

[shut crane]

she shines... wait, why does she shine?

[ember spindle]

we need an emote of cowpens making the 😔 face named :cowpensive:

[sour granite]

contact varia

[abstract ingot]

Glowie

[ember spindle]

issue is i don't think it exists or have the drive to make it myself 💀

[abstract ingot]

Honestly, I like Moskva

[violet panther]

trying to kiss Moskva may be hazardous without planning

[abstract ingot]

Her design is appealing

[nimble dune]

maintenance 🥀

[agile silo]

JOSIEEEEEEEEEE

[abstract ingot]

girl, it's 3 a.m. and you want to play?

[nimble dune]

yes

[abstract ingot]

sleep

[odd meteor]

[ember spindle]

just a few hours until maintenance ends

[weary trellis]

still another 6hrs

[autumn spire]

Fuckkkkkk

[weary trellis]

25% of the day

[eager terrace]

maybe worse the 48 hour one

[autumn spire]

Manjuu pls fuck the Korean manjuu team they're shit

[shut crane]

mommy, why are all the nuns so horny? Even the succubus demon lady isn't like that.

[weary trellis]

Microlayer medley 2: No Apologems

[violet panther]

Impeccable back at it again

[autumn spire]

Open da dooooor

[violet panther]

[agile silo]

I can hear Infernal getting dried tonight

[autumn spire]

Madapaking Korean manjuu

[eager terrace]

You should know why. the more sheltered the more pressure inside is wanting to get out

[worldly shadow]

LAFFYYYYYY

URAHHHHH

[eager terrace]

The horniest girls are the more clothed and prim proper or in cases in catholic or christian schools

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944402848597278780/1476089314856140800/josie_binted.gif

[weary trellis]

she is literally horny

[violet panther]

Mog would beg different

then Ruppy is Ultra horn.....y

[heady pawn]

I raise you the better one

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/yvonne-arknights-endfield-arknights-arknights-endfield-yvonne-yvonne-selfie-gif-7089286716342609542

then you have the horns, the cake, and the tail combo

won't blame you if mistaken her for an aligator

[weary trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475414043348172811/1016614867333029969/rprht_azurlane220823.gif

[shut crane]

she ded

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388929369239977985/1474416760093540585/Azur_Lane_Full_Speed_Advance.gif

[violet panther]

if not for that battery-sign, would thought she's afterglowed

[shut crane]

maybe that's why the battery's empty

[heady pawn]

Wide horns

[sly briar]

Bruh did we just get Satono diamond at home? xD

[shut crane]

haku very wife

[violet panther]

Comrade-SKK

[sly briar]

That is literally freaky chan

[violet panther]

oh KR-just got latest Tempesta?

[torn aspen]

Zombie lol

[violet panther]

her lower-arms are giant tentacles

[shut crane]

we get a peek of her cute tummy and sideboob

and big fat thighs

[sly briar]

xD Still

[violet panther]

she's a goofy and also a Nihilist

[torn aspen]

vampire XD

[sly briar]

Veryyyy similar Maybe same character designer

[violet panther]

she talks about Doomsday, Bunkers, dating and stuff

[abstract ingot]

the intention once lines drop

[sly briar]

Is not like characters with sleeves are a thing and mostly anime girls are just a mixmatch of features most of the times but I instantly went there for a reason

[violet panther]

do u want o see actual joints between human-arm and massive-tentacles? beneath those sleeve

[teal grail]

Thigh or boobs

[shut crane]

always remember to charge your robit girl

[sly briar]

Anyways

Im going to fade back into obscutiy again xD I just wanted to comment that, enjoy maintenance

[violet panther]

can we just let her hold Solar panels to recharge herself?

[shut crane]

what did you comment?

[weary trellis]

they shipped the wrong ship.
the horn isn't on the head

[torn aspen]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2026945336711729642

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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開催期間は3月12日(木...

X · Feb 26, 2026, 9:00 AM

After today's maintenance, the limited sea zone stage will appear!  

Clear the stage to collect "Ruyi Lanterns,"  
and use exchange rewards to obtain the battleship "Gangut (META)" and crystals (limit break materials);  
plus, get rewards like the light cruiser "Bogatiiri" through cumulative acquisition rewards!  

The event runs until March 12th (Thu) maintenance!  

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[violet panther]

yep, GangutM is the 0.5% of the pull

[shut crane]

food

[violet panther]

so that's Bogatyr's recharging station

must be nice having Oleg as sister-tinker

quite similar tone to Kremlin Palace roof color

[blissful oxide]

gremlin palace?

[shut crane]

ehhh, discord did a derp?

[timid mesa]

If umamusume has john agemasen, what john do we have

[blissful oxide]

[violet panther]

although Soyuz and Moskva may not lives within Kremlin compound with the President, but the Embankment Residence nearby

[shut crane]

immma restart discord just in case

as I was saying... why are the nuns so lewd?

[torn aspen]

Discord for you press Ctrl + R restart.

[violet panther]

Implacable and Duguay Trois : can relate

[shut crane]

neat, didn't know that, thanks

[rustic sapphire]

Her nose looks weird or is it me ?

[hollow quarry]

Godwill

[shut crane]

it's very nosey

[violet panther]

her eyes are bright-pink

[sour granite]

true, anime girl shouldnt have noses

it would look weird

[rose spire]

Discord is uh

[shut crane]

this confirms al universe uses USBs and the robot shipgirls use it for charging

[agile silo]

why do i get a heretic feeling of this has AI-assisted

[agile silo]

Oh hi Gloucester from Azur Promilia

[molten fjord]

theres also

huh

[fluid surge]

Gng why am I getting lesbians dating games ads bro wtf

[fluid surge]

Huggable

[shut crane]

it's what you need

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-of-p-lies-of-p-overture-lop-lies-of-p-dlc-lies-of-p-cat-gif-10479143286909710159

[timid yacht]

Aaand there we go, full oath lineup

[shut crane]

niiimiiiii

[timid yacht]

Still waiting for Arizona Oath skin

[timid mesa]

Wut is kai

[violet panther]

kai is a japanese term for retrofit

[viscid ledge]

And she still refuse to wear pants, as usual.

[shut crane]

pants are overrated

[timid yacht]

She doesnt need to, doesnt change anything of her lazy gamer personality

[shut crane]

lol, chitose got censored

[timid mesa]

I wonder that british no pansy maid still refuse to wear it

[violet panther]

and when she wearing one, turns her Meta

[fluid surge]

What

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire daily dose of lion

[tranquil mural]

Ig we are too close for a Sovetsky Soyuz rerun, around 20th March probably. Even with tickets getting both UR will be tough

[mental swift]

Nope it entirely depends on luck

[tranquil mural]

True and since we all lucky

[mental swift]

I am lucky atleast so it's no sweat for me (also are you sarcastic in here)

Last time a character reran I got her in my 3rd pull

And last time a new character came I got her in 27 pulls

[tranquil mural]

How many cubes do you have ?

[mental swift]

each time I started the event with zero cubes

And right now I have zero cubes too

[tranquil mural]

Well can you do my pulls ?

[violet panther]

may lord has mercy

[mental swift]

I don't know, if you're ready to give me your account to pull then sure, but I know you won't

[tranquil mural]

Lol, it is ok, speaking with you will surely give me good vibes and luck, and hope it works for me this time as well

[mental swift]

yeah I hope that you get Moskva in 10 pulls

and soyuz in even less

[tranquil mural]

Hope so bc I got her dual form outfit

[mental swift]

you're talking about soyuz right

[tranquil mural]

Yeah

[mental swift]

man I cant believe you bought an outfit for a character you don't even have right now

decisions like these decrease your luck

For the most part

[tranquil mural]

Well before I was waiting the rerun before I'll get them, then I saw that the ones that I want wasn't in the store when they released the ships, so I decided to get the ones that I want when I have a chance

[mental swift]

atleast you bought a skin for an UR, if you had bought one for an SR then it would've been even more stupid

URs can get into permanent exchange 3 years after release but you can't even pity an SR

[tranquil mural]

I think I only got Regensburg bc I liked the ship more than some UR ships, but other than her no, I even don't buy the outfit until I'll get the ship

[shut crane]

it's the era of legs

regensburg is big cute

[random tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cat-gif-3451114628649780924

[stray sand]

Whats wrong with SR skins bru

[violet panther]

that rope looks very uncomfortable to her crotch

[random tusk]

henlo evernyan!

time to waste 10 more cubes today!

[tranquil mural]

Speaking of which, lots of ppl asked for a pity system for SR dozens of times here yet idk why they are ignoring the community that hard, I mean it is better for their own benefit even, they could sell more outfits since more ppl will have the ship and want a better skin for them

[mental swift]

You caught a wrong meaning from my message, I said that buying SR skins is stupid if you don't already have the ship because you can't pity an SR even after a certain time after release

[rose spire]

Thank you parfacy

[mental swift]

well SR ships aren't good enough compared to UR ones so they don't do the pity system

[random tusk]

ah shi----server maintainence.....

[stray sand]

Yea make sense now

[mental swift]

4 more hours for you

[random tusk]

8.....

[mental swift]

I said 4 more hours, you said the total maintainance time

[dusk schooner]

Aight imma go back to playing Dota 2 while waiting for the maintenance

[mental swift]

Maintainance ends in 4 hours and 29 minutes from now

[random tusk]

which game should i play........

[mental swift]

You play asphalt legends?

[worldly shadow]

you dont have many games

[random tusk]

i do

[stray sand]

Helldiver 2 for ptsd vru

[mental swift]

Since?

[blissful oxide]

azur lane

[random tusk]

years

[mental swift]

How many

[random tusk]

since 2022

[tranquil mural]

In terms of game play yes, UR ship dmg output, skills are at another level. I mean getting a SR ship or not won't change much for player but selling an outfit keeps the servers alive for them which is kinda .. I don't want to say the word you know they are a bit sensitive here sometimes

[random tusk]

i am gonna play ace combat 7

[stray sand]

Yea its official server so i kinda get whats u mean twin

[random tusk]

i have arknights tooo

[modern yoke]

Battlefield 6

[random tusk]

dont have it downloaded

[modern yoke]

Download now

[worldly shadow]

play thug archive

[oblique dove]

It's entirely up to you buddy

[stray sand]

Try ark survival bru

[random tusk]

gonna rekt some arsenal birds in my CFA-44

you know what...time to sink alicorn

[shut crane]

look at how those monsters censored our cute floof, how could they do such a thing

[sour granite]

[random tusk]

i shouldnt post it here...

[mental swift]

Where is the censorship

[shut crane]

lol, 1 kiloton

[random tusk]

its 600mm shell bruh...what you eexpect...

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-13486077408184960752

[mental swift]

bro am I blind or there is some actual censorship

[shut crane]

her ass, they covered her ass!

[stray sand]

😭 bro what

[random tusk]

.....

[mental swift]

average azur lane player crying when even 1cm of ass is covered

[shut crane]

it's a grave insult!

[mental swift]

it is so fucking subtle that they kept most of the skin intact

[stray sand]

The amount of the clothes she wearing is less than her hair bro😭

[random tusk]

am i gonna say it bruh

[mental swift]

Its a skin in water what do you expect

[dark solstice]

How dare they cover 1cm

[random tusk]

get a girlfriend...

[mental swift]

I think he has one

[rose spire]

Yeah I’m omw home but maintenance ends at 2am for me

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-dumb-you-dont-get-it-gif-7962556574843576309

[mental swift]

the joke is sarcasm

[random tusk]

i am very well aware...

[mental swift]

no joke is funny right now

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/katena-sarcasm-tbv-sarcasm-eyeglasses-gif-16424238

[mental swift]

Even though they are you don't feel like laughing

[random tusk]

gonna use the darkstar in ASW mission lol

and the submarine in question is over 590 meters long

[stable plank]

i never did that mission despite owning the dlc. i should play ac7 again

[rose spire]

Why does my air pod sound like a race car engine

[random tusk]

its fun

[gentle charm]

I have two engines

[worldly shadow]

sprocket my beloved

[zealous pendant]

Man i forgor to feed my girls in the dorm

[gentle charm]

They changed transmissions so much

[worldly shadow]

oh yeah thats going to fuck all of my designs 😭

[manic rivet]

Damn, new content in Azur Lane, Planes and Tanks. We are expanding

[worldly shadow]

why does it have an antenna???

[gentle charm]

I usually have like huge first gears for responsive input

[gentle charm]

It's a dorito

[rose spire]

Murm

[worldly shadow]

fair enough

[gentle charm]

Here is my heavy tank

[manic rivet]

From which faction is this new waifu? And how she looks in her human form?

[worldly shadow]

I never made anything that looked nice in it

I think they are adding multiplayer and infantry, that should be fun

[gentle charm]

Italian inspired. Ju Sensha 25.01 M

[gentle charm]

I like doing custom breeches

[manic rivet]

So when we will see her in-game? Never expected to see Azur Lane: Ground Forces