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We are very trustworthy what ever are you on about 
i got ADHD btw....

XD
i should be studying chemistry but here i am
who needs memes when you have boats
Can't wait for tomorrow(that one blindfolded girl is cute) 
The funny part is that wasnt even the issue
beeg boats
Study chemistry and create cures for stuff instead of on here
Hmm
Toast
I just remember a lot of hitler and mass tragedy memes.
What did get it nuked
Cure brainrot
knowing azur lane memes on google searhes.... it cant be good
It's untoasted
"it's just a joke bro" is not an excuse
Though newly baked
i am not a bio student
Homemade butter
From kashino milk
physics chem and math are my subjecys..
Those were some of the reasons. And i do remeber some other overtly edgy shit getting sent but like i said it was a long time ago. Like before i was mod long ago
Chemists make stuff to cure things surely
I mainly remeber the racist stuff tho
time to turn on the history channel and dive deep into the lore of the azur lane server
reject racism, embrace booba
Is the Voice channel still able to be used or locked down ?
AMEN
Booba forever
Seattle fooevah
Hav some pasta
in booba we unite
nah son Baltimore is better
Balti is fair
Server needs more catnip
bro don talk about that shit here
physics chem and math are my subjects..
fbi is watching me
Huh?
No fucking way it's the scammer herself
i told mine... pilot..if i fail that. i will join navy
no joke
i want to work as a tech or engineer, some day i would love to open a makerspace/gaming cafe
Airplane driver?
car pilot
but i dont want to join forces since lack of freedom is suffocating
thats what im struggling with
Military don't care about you
If i join the forces I loose my 3d printer T-T
@wanton pelican
Once your used up
Got all 2 days ago
My planned job is just managing a building 
evil landlord maxing
quant trader so i that can make lots of money fast and retire early
Facilities management but close enough
not to mention second think my brain has apart from ADHD
hyperphantasia
makes real life boring and hollow
I should be studying rn but no
BOoBiES
careful.... my mom is here...facing other way no joke...💀
Close alo
you're here for BOOBS
im here for boobs and talking to people
anyways
Skill issue
in that case.....😏
BOOBIES
where agir
You illegally provided weapons to clients
no cow 😛
the clients weren't of good faith either
I am arresting you for missconduct
Fixed it
I need cow agir
You also had a freelance assassin
i need it
You can't arrest me corrupt police
this is exactly why i was scared of azur lane...public humiliation
Why got flooof missing
cowgir?
Where kii
where it like a badge of honor my man
Weak
I just don't give a fuck
THIS FUCK DOESNT EVEN HAVE HANDS

my parents bruh....
what
Where
Where Naganami
ah
Why would ur parents be upsey
any parents would probably kill you ngl
My parents just don't give a single fuck
actually
naganami is not a kitsune
mine wouldnt
fOOl
If ur desire is for huge booba ur parents should be proud
They saw me playing azur lane for a lot of times
Okay? She’s still floof
My dad is the person who introduced me to anime T-T
They never gave a single shit
Where kii
mine would probably not.... but they will defnately never live it down..
Im so sad Naka is the only redhaired floff yet x.x
Where
man im such a washed up commander
Mmm Minase
Did you play azur lane in public
i forgor to do my dailies
where's kii? 
dont have 😢
because i have seen their group chat with even more diobolical stuff than AL fanservice.......
I'm not reworking it again
no.... its on PC
Ah no wonder why
nikke fr
dont hurt the kitty
not anime....
:0
straight uhhh...hub like stuff
Hello chat
I SAW THAT

tf did i just read...
AND I AGREE WITH yoU
gae
:D
not a chance
be straighter than the grapf of Y=X and then i will commend you
no....FBI would get her if she tried...
i am not 18 yet
Maybe from Seattle
One more year and im old enough for death sentence
same...
seattle is hard smash
i want hornet..
Frfr
best girl
but im not unlocking hee
So you wanna get pegged by NJ and Agir?
I have hornet
how about squished by them
do you want
you have her IRL?
more like a sandwich and im in the middle
:D
oh you're talking about irl
So you wanna get pegged while plapping another?
damn...
I don't have any ship or AL figures in my house

precisely good sir, right on point
bi
itsnot even that i want exactly her.... i just want a love of my life like her...
they can switch places every couple of minutes
Femboy shikikan
bad
You're 7 inches deep in Seattle and cleveland is 7 inches deep inside you, what direction would you like to go in
I SAW THAT
i need bleach after reading that.

she's a crazy bitch
dont know....would hurt quite alot 🤣
how crazy
this, but agir and new jersey
destroy the world crazy
nah this is still good
nah
btw im
If I remember correctly she was dreaming after passing out after drinking something very horrible
Nvm no
is anyone a woman here ? (no)
What’s a woman
Yes there're women here
oh shit the event is still until next week
There are some
im pretty tall
nah it's gonna end tomorrow
Pack your bags
how tall?
how tall ?
im overall a pretty big person
6'4
you wat!?
fair enough
WHY IS THIS FUCK NOT IN THE NBA
because i hate playing basket ball lmao
i am 5'11 bruh...
Careful. We got a giant over here
5'11 is pretty tall
dude im tall asf and I want a dommy mommy thats taller than i am :(
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HATE PLAYING BASKET BALL WHEN ITS LITERALLY MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU
You're taller than NJ atp
i am still growing... i may reach 6
okay I want to just ask
who came up with this because I’m so fucking confused
like I like Cleveland as much as the other guy but, this is kinda odd snawg.
I like making stuff, and im damn good at tennis
probably femboys 
i think the real question is: are you tasty enough to be consumed as a meal?
NJ is probably 175...
yeah, I like to imagine agir is taller than i am
175cm is 5'9"
I don't play no sport games, sucked at them 
I once thought I was tall. Then I met people who are indeed tall. I am now inadequate and a dwarf compared to them
Hmm
I did a calculation and she's 182cm
dwarf.....
ROCK AND STONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how...
she is as tall as enterprise who is 175..
By using (Bismarck's averaged heigh)/(Bismarck's length)x(NJ length)
I want to lewd her 
Bismarck is 169cm
its not BMI you are calculating with that formula.......
I need people to support the big uma agenda fr
And you are 5'5 
Dunno 
I would kill for an agnes tachyon thats taller than me
God did not put the right soul in your body for sure
im towering the entire roster 
I use french unit more
anyways i am gonna go............
So 174cm
You should've been in a shorter body
good night......
being tall for tennis is a massive advantage
my raquet is pretty heavy and has a shit ton of force behind it
You got pegged? 
I can hit the ball 200km/h
No
yeah yeah alright alright
Sound like it 
No
Madgy 
🙄
What do you mean by that

Hi hi giangy 
Basketball is made for tall people
im quite tall
But i didnt do nothing
is what he was talkin about
Next skins batch is coming and I will have more toes to suck on 
Oh no
Basketball, fried chicken and watermelon
Not the toe sucker
Toe sucker when sock cucker walks in
Nope now that's black people
bruh....
If they don't want those toes to be suck on then they should not have make them so tasty 
Basically you after the update
how is that a bruh 
do yall like guns?
anyways do you want to use this emote 
yes
Yes
Not the Californian ones 
fr
That's why I play
I wanna own a gun in my country
GIRLS FRONTLINE
thank god I live in WV
I curse California, that State should be nuke 
dp-12 man
Whats WV?
i curse the whole US 
alr american shikikan
nah she's too oversized I'm rather a fg42 guy

I curse the capitalists and communists
exactly, shes perfect for me

glad we agree
im talking about dp12 being perfect lol
shes big
ofcourse
Girlcock
Futa got me interested
also based
totally nobody saw that coming

lol
I would say Canada but congrat on them reaching 100k last year with MAID 
You like bigs I like mediums we're not the same
I like big small medium
I like pretty much everything
Your standards are so high that they won't work in real life at all in the future and you'll forever be a loser
I like big boobs and cute toes 
but big mommy is prefect for me
So my standards go to who've got my view and can cook for me
so definitely not ei

i can cook
yeah you're getting touched
Genshin is CCP-slop
so I dont need a girl that can cook
Only thing I remember about Genshit is "damn, Venti have a nice ass"
i just want one that is nice
hehe yeah
white mutsuki
I do those too
idfk if i have a girl that plays videogames all day
i want my gf to look like richie or roon, theyre absolute perfections
as long as she is nice
Almost every single chinese ship has retrofits isn't it CCP propaganda even after this
thank god BA is korean-japanese slop
What if you hadda do all the works and comeback home to cook or buy food from outside
german ships are the best

thE BEST
Oh cool another wehraboo
this is what I already do lol
Browndust is real shit, gooner slop 
i mean in game man
IRL american ships are the best
Still a wehraboo
clearly the best ships are indian ships
you say this but she has almost no results on the green site
Good
SAAARRRRRR
Ägir simps should suffer
Yeah cuz no other game caters to it’s own nation.
War thunder.
World of Tanks.
World of Warships
She must have bought stockings everyday if she rips each one per use.
but shes so pretty
Do they even have any
I mean DE only get one only event every year and they dont even have a UR yet... so decent SR retrofits is the least we should expect.
ganj-i-sawai
she's cute yeah but i wouldnt smash the s out of her
I dont slander your ships so dont slander mine
i slander all ships equally
I know China literally functions like a mandate of heaven like its but still...
It’s not slander if it’s true
except ruppy
ruppy is special

I don't have a favourite so I can slander all I want
I put them on higher-than-commies rank
I simp over agir and Im proud of it
curse those communist nazis
Communist nazis?
yes
You mean Nazbols?
simp on whoever you like, just no lolis
yeah fr
Lolis are for headpats.
Not lewds
Can i simp on you?
And you're not my authority so shut the fuck up

I cant, im too fabulous
Or in Anson case, kindle for the kitchen 
are you a girl ? no
lolis are for loli-ing
Lolis are for incineration
jk

I wanna have some money to cosplay
She have a pass, she make great food 
Okay then go cuddle
and emotional support
Also, very thicc tail that very nice to pet 
is that corals coming out of her head
emotional support bache
Horns
coral-esque horns cool

Nah, emotional support Laffey II would be great. Just sleeeeeeeeep
wung lu
what is yalls favorite ship
none
Erm...
Dunno
Lemme think
Oh
By love
Its Bismarck

my favourite ship is female skk
based 10/10
Nurn Cute
based 10/10
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF 
based 10/10
Pin, you know the drill, show us her ass art 
Even though I would like a shipgirl I wouldn't be the only one to do it anyways
say my name

I want her to whip me
And thats why I don't have a favourite
Infernal, new toes tomorrow to suck 
Because having a favourite is just not unique
I like em all
ok im gonna need you to elaborate

Part of Nurn’s design is her heart shaped panties that frame her ass

Nurn canonically wear a very revealing panty
does she even a nun atp?
Heart shaped ass 

anything is better than microslop
You can find her concept art if you wanna see it
aight
I wonder what if I break Aru's horn or Ägir's horn to make medicines?
I'm East asian


well obviously.
at least they don’t ask you to make a account with them and then force you to use bloat in their software
wish they would reset the double-bonus already -.-
(my hate for mircosoft is personal)
your joes are gonna get sloppy
implaceable is 10/10
Hate microsoft but still use them...
Isn't it pathetic how we're controlled by (((them)))
Holy wife


I want to learn how to use linux soon
I wanna get touched by iron blood shipfus
i'm always afraid a certain someone will return
CF's femboy arc
I have an old ass apple mac than im gonna take apart and turn into a linux device
More implapable skins please
ew linux
Mafia
who this
ew tech nerds
Lol
Nun new skin tomorrow
Nürnberg
are they ceo mafia?
I am proud that my TB turn out like that 
those eyes are dangerous
wish linux was a little more...user friendly. as long as theres no less complicated package its sadly no option :/
I hearnt mint and ubuntu are easy to pick up
-w- ohayooooo
The entire thing of Linux is “Do you know exactly what you are doing? If no. We have bricked your computer”
ballz
I may joke but im very pure :3
you are purée
apri ohayo
I use mint and i recommend it
rzr ohayo 
btw, good evening chat
Imagine wrestling with a shipgirl as a commander
Good morning
but i want to have a system where i dont need a manual 😉 + working drivers and software xD
im about to sleep
I wanna wrestle with Bismarck

Evening
imagine imagining
hi mommi
Imagine braining
fr

most of my steam games SHOUL work on linux
minecraft works on linux
so thats all i need rly
it's time to panik build for Chang Wu
noice


Hi Apri 
Linux?
wdym panic build? 
idk if my cad software would work on linux tho T-T
fr?
giang ohayo 

well she didn't drop so now I gotta build until I get her -w-
Mc works fine on windows too if u don't know
Ryu ohayo 

Ah, go get her then, her skin show she have a really nice tummy 
How are you 
she's really pretty she is
alr I have to re focus myself on work
I'm good -w-
panik build now cuz I have a concert later
Honestly, I love that the trend right now is tummy must have a bit girth and not smooth as Victori Secret model 
Feel more natural and sexier
Do that with Formi and commander would be sent to the med bay via stretcher in the first 30 seconds.
Good 
soooo okay rn it's 597k coins and 2813 cubes
tummy
thanks you
and hopefully she won't take long cuz there's literally a UR dropping tomorrow
I mean, it is light build so it is cheap
ya 
Give i am poor 
omg Sandy jumpscare

Ok, you got my attention
ill imagine you rn
I'm getting lots of Hai Chous now ahah
stopping at 2400 cubes regardless but hopefully she drops -w-
u lf Chang wu ?
mhm trying to get her
embrace hai chou 
Hmm, I would say go full in, you need to stop at about 250k coin instead of cube
gl
sankyuu 
let hai chou mixed her scent with you
I'll see -w-
oh hi Janus
Yeah, you are at the point where cubes are a no problem, even if you have pity twice then you still don't have to worry about them.
we need this type of stupid minigames in AL it fits the theme perfectly
yep! here she is!
True, get rid of that stupid shit and add in more mini game
Good, now buy her skin and lewd her 
o great @pastel oracle, what's your prediction about the next golden hind skin arrival?
Boobs, big juicy boobs 
Or toes 
This year or next 
Vtuber...Iowa-class
Hmm, I want to touch them
why delete
Mlem, those hip. They are calling to me 
ok
God, look at that side shot, she have a lot of firepower
Maybe with some tentacles
mein gott
no cloth MOG????
yes
average horni mog
Its normal for her
suzuya nurse skin also wild
If that's Mogador at the center, I'm runnin' to the hills. Cause nope.
you better start running then
The entire event was wild along with jp anni and tempesta event
ye that's..true
the thing is suzuya inflation is crazy 
To Quote her own words at her default skin, "The cape is all you need"
the walking segs
le flasher
Anywho, time to sleep. Good night y'all.
ye
nu
ye good flasher
This ahh
Hey there stranger
or was it hello
Pg Mogador
Hi
have you read the manga?
Nope don't wanna spoil myself
I wanna see it all animated
fubuki azuma seggs
akame ga kill author need money so bad that most of the scene is porn
Fanservice too much
i like the lewd but no rival for mc make the plot so flat
like wth it's all girls and no men
i need men
le walter white
shipboys
who bang skk like all the other ships instead of doing such an unwatchable dick measuring contest

the ships can stay girl 
i mean someone like johan for skk
Someone has a cuck fetish
...why the hell you got into that conclusion
like akame ga kill, there's boys in night raid no?
You are complaining specifically about no rival for the mc 
i mean ofc if it's for enjoyment and no massive development
but akame ga kill is better
considering the author is the same
i give up
Anywho
Dragoon and Bisko
Also Johan wasn’t a rival for SKK.
He was literally just better

Dude PUNCHED a Rapture in half
if i'm not wrong he replaced half of his body into cyberware or smth
extreme adaptation in extreme place
Yeah.
And he was flat out BETTER than The Commander
Cuck

Anyway. We already have SKK as being the one who will help solve things.
Can’t really add another dude who is better

Arguably Aoste, but he’s super dead
And was kind of SKKs boss
shipgirls know the truth, no dude could be better than SKK
It’s like how the T-Dolls know their Commander is the bestest in the world

I do NOT remember someone named johan in Azur lane
How far back in the lore am i
Pin just delulu
Someone give react garbage 
I know who it is
I just dont give a f
Other man was talking about Nikke

huh
Oh yeah understandable
what if its not understandable

Peak
I woke up at 3:57am I’m NOT ready for this conversation
what if you are ready for this
Oh I’m def not
Imagine u
imagine them
Who them
they them
what am i
A train
A simp
Gang life is sooo boring
Please stop
I’m gonna disrespect you, respectfully
Im feeling a certain way rn
W bio
Anyways which shipgirl has the biggest ass
Unclear
I know that it isnt Enterprise
That should be the discussion in the next presidential election
skk got that 20 inch torpedo
i think he's fine
And what's the answer?
It’s prob shattered from Roon and taihou tho
stop where
Roon only cares for violence
Just stop
Roon IS the violence
i wanna get to my house tho


How about I drop you off home like a good friend
sounds good to me
Damn it's a pony I thought it was a deformed sheep for a min 😅

folk 😭
Good question. Azur lane has many big, thick, plump asses

Hard to make a decision
anyone got a daisen gif captioned "horsing around"?
Wait is it Formidable
She's the fattiest fat ass fatso that we got right?
(By Chinese standards)
Heaviest ≠ fattiest
i nominate portsmouth adventure
She's got a big one in the yoga skin
Huh
Image?
Don't the Chinese like, very slim girls?
this mf
Chinese people are really fat
wha
She is thick. So it's obvious she carries the bakery
Devs having fun
She's wide omfg 
For example, the bull girl from genshit, SPAS-12, and Formidable are all fat by Chinese standards but slim to average by American standards

That's why I said that, dude.
She was gonna be brown?
I like that outfit on her
Manjuu picked #2
Skins are bit... Inconsistent because of angle/perspective
if I go by skin I'll probably vote pearl in her alt pose
Cute Twin 127mm Mark 32 bag
True
Also fabrics
Kinda the funniest part when the illustrious class weren't as heavy as other carriers so of Formi fat they must be whales by that standard 🤣
new bremi l2d when 
lmao, i knew it it was a Jojo
Lmao
Wouldn't battleships be like sumo size 🤔
JOJO REFERENCE
does the air feel....heavy around here?
maybe different isotopes of the molecules. Oxygen-18, Nitrogen-15, and Carbon-13 attached to 2 Oxygen-18s. Yeah sure we can say tha-
What does this genuinely mean💔
Air is heavier than helium
I MISSED THE TIMING!
Repent for your sins 
le heavy
I understand now
Holy Brest
Be on your brest behavior
Mr breast
Mrs Brest
the new skin are paid, right? 
All skins are paid... That's the way devs make money
they sometimes give a free skin for old shipwaif via events tho
french
mmm brest
I was trying to search for something like this
Had no luck

Manjuus baby oil??
Yes
Someone getting oiled
Azur lane freak off 
Hmm
Post thigh pics now
Im gonna need some of that manjuu baby oil
WOHOOOHOOHOHOHO LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
Very thicc
Oh very indeed
pure thighs, no straps or stockings
Shrimp
When more Australian shipgirls
I’m gonna disrespect you, respectfully
We already have some?
Ik but more
Australia is not real
We are REAL
nah it's test server
drum u alive?
where some pure horror bugs are in there
maybe rn 
landmine of a lucky box
Waltuh
🦶

💥
the bosnian server experience
Pvp enabled server
5 billion anti personal mines
friendly fire enabled
(Warcrimes)
bosnian futa

basically a girl with a penis and vagina

she's got both parts
you're setting yourself up to get touched, buddy






