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you. bed. now

Someone broke my bunny
HOT DIGGITY DAM MILKERS
Am Broke
Kill the guy
I want to
OH SHE
I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS NIGHT BATTLING HONEY
They broke my Taihou too
I impregnated Richelieu don't blame me
Taihou broke my pelvis
Very Massive Boobs
Blurry, but they broke the dress
Lucky Lou 
Remove your pant to prove it
I fix
Real
YES, LUCKY LOU
Done Cleveland and to Louis now lol
Weak
What
Just Grind to Alaska
More BOOBS 
Or the California
All my merch
Nein
Or get Premium
Ja
I need to Iowa
Worse Tier V

I have Roks and Baltimore
I have Scharnhorst
BOOBS EVERYWHERE
And Fuso
Can never have too many boobs
Nice
:3
Buy Graf spee
:3
I have the money but not the job 
Give me more BOOBS

Because husband
Grind the Event For Mississippi
No way im getting Richie statue now
Its 300 euros i think
Jesus
just whale
Plus shipping if im correct
Trump added another 15%tariffs
we're whalers on the moon
Man
I cast Fireball
That old orange bastard 
unfortunate
Also I cast Richelieu's Feet

I only take subsurface mail
Dont say this infront of her if you wanna be alive
She's mine vro
I am waiting for my Mogador bodypillow and mousepad
80% just shipping fee
i doubt
Here Proof
I just have Gundam

I was supposed to have a Enty mousepad for my bday
I want 500 azure lane figurines
He looks cool
Why am I now just hearing about Promilia?
I already have Saint Louis one
Cbt?
Its been quiet for a while
Now theres news
Dayum 
ALL BOOBS IN THE WORLD

So release is coming
I prob not gonna play promilla
@gaunt apex bro check
not enough booba
Yes
I think they gonna add the cute and funny for promilla

Yes it's MSN 06s Sinanju
That's a fanfic
hahaha not bad xP
150 GB, nuh uh
My biggest and most expensive figure yet (around 450€) Richie statue is tiny compared to it
That's Our Family
Broda 🤨
Boobs

Michael bay Devastator is Badas
It destroyed computers and my wallet
I just joking
Real 
La Fox
Lionness is hungry

@rose spire
Boobs
cat
Where Boobs?
Azur Lane (Last Origin Edition)
last lane
atm machine
Azur Lane & Last Origin are essentially converging on each other

The women of Last Origin are HUGE in every aspect
and often naked
Is this the first time I've driven a car?
idk, is it?
I have never driven a car in my life
Dont drive a nissan juke it's bad
If you start the engine, you can only move the car forward a few meters.
I'd drive if you at least have a Student's permit
with a person that at least has either a non pro/professional license
I did not continue mine because my eyesight kinda makes it difficult to me to focus, as if it makes me dizzy when I drive
why infernal mecklen burg reacted on her
Looks like a Toyota
I drive like a madman

Cause she looks like Mecklenburg
fair
Looks like Mecky tho
Real

Alive Internet Theory
hmm
Wifey
Fair
Infernal rises from the coffin
if I can guess it right, its an suv type, Toyota Avanza?

bread
its me

goodluck gems
swipe them cards
be a whale
wife gone wild

Support the game to make sure it makes it to a decade.
And hopefully fund a sequel
I hope if a sequel releases its just a insane update to the base game
I dont wanna abandon my girls
Amma Return to work by next week, then I can commit again
Neither do I.

the jiggle is more real then entier ship
"recoil"

increased by horn, i mean holy presence 🤣
The devs have to turn a profit somehow
The UR event will start tomorrow? No Call to Arms?
Infernal is a femboy enjoyer now?
Lies
Looks like it, since its CN that will be followed after all
But I see it like 2022


SHES GONNA FOCH US
iam doing nuholy things with her
Why is yandere Foch so cute
On the contrary
Pluh
Why she holding a knife
it's a dangerous world
Personality: Horny.
Yall the backrooms is getting a movie

I don't see any indication of this being a main story event
The only thing "major" I see about it is that it has an Ultra Rare

Boring
You know im somewhat helped making that bot
cute indeed
Momoi


momoi my beloved ❤️
Cutest girl in the entire franchise
Im not going back to war thunder until i get paid
I need my premium

This looks as somebody tried to fuse Miranda (ME2) and Mercy (OW)
guess the tfd-devs took some inspiration of these 2 xD
i only buy premium during sales

patience is key
Buy GE during 50% GE sales and buy Premium during 50% Premium sale
You effectively get 75% sale
And 1 year war thunder premium costs like
15 bucks
buy richi figure
can't afford rn
man i wish warthunder naval is more fun
in 1 or 2 years maybe when i get a stable salary
Submarines trust gng
I corrupt Richie
coastal is pretty fun but bluewater is just lobbing shells mindlessly

I mean considering WT takes realismn half way serious, starting mid tier DDs would absolutly shit on subs
i would love to play wt naval but im too lazy to change keybinds
walking citadel
chat talking about Mog again
our brains are 
Get out on my room mog!!
@pastel oracle
I will not take her any time
I just choose Alsace
Gae

Sepsis threat does not concern herself with personal space
oui oui wife
What movie its
I saw it everywhere
But cant find the movie

american psycho if im correct
Hey Yor whats up

Mogador is a baguette btw
ik
Nothing much just Vibing to musico
What's with assholes reacting with 🚮 to every post in #game-news ?
Nice
gae peoples maybe
Stupid people, maybe.
is it about big booba ship?
Bet one of them is nastycart

Always him
He hates anything
Except implacable
Post implacable and he just goes Blank and readable like a book
@pastel oracle is a mass destruction weapon on this
Btw Nasty DESPISES musashi
But I love her
I know. I ignore him
who? 

Nastycart
i noticed a pattern. Some do it solely on loli ships. Others do it solely on big booba ships 
Some just do it
Just don't worry about it
It's basically like Lolicons vs Normal people
Did 8th ep chained soldier go out yet?
I didnt check
the funny wars 
yep 🙂
diddies vs normal peoples
Idk I haven't finished SQ1 yet because I can't find time to watch it
some people just want to watch the world burn
Ah. Oke
Yep. Basically
||Just put them on the list! ||
They were on island
Alright
So already on the death note
ark royal island..
Implac is a disgrace to nuns.
Queen
guys pokemon day. 30years pokemon. where is laffey in pikachu outfit :o
Everyone except loli's are wifey and queen's
Another L take
My wife.
Not that I expect much
and also sister in arms
After oath. Literally named her My Floof wife
"my steak is too juicy"
waaaaa I'm still missing 1 plane skin
its the correct take.
I got Richie, Macaroon and Satan (Taihou)
Mhm. You can keep telling yourself that hoff. Your the most "reliable" person with "right" takes here.
Satan??


If she was truly a nun, she would not commit such sins
Even nuns can commit sins 

l2d version pls !
Hey Ol
It's a demon pretending to be a Nun.
Thats the thing. No one is real nun there
nunnie
Unless they are new born child
Rapunzel being horny again
🤣
Rapunzel is hot
Ah nikke
Still waiting
They got their own mog
guys do i really need so write a script for my fanfic, even if everything is inside my head ?
Yep
i feel like im wasting my time doing this
No.
Hire someone to do it for u
U just speak what its in ur head
And they write
yes
one exam week and all that shit in your head is gone
I got govern exam bruh
I just finished my Maternal Nursing exam yesterday. Fuck me shit was HELLL
Did u see mom nurse it?
It i mean milk
I see u studying to be a doc
hell nah. We are the ones right in front of a woman in labor
I got accepted to uni. But no moneh. So i lowkey wait other unis. If unsuccessfull. I take credits
Uh...
What
How that works
uhhh we monitor labor, the mother's vital signs, contractions, the intervals of the contractions, and the dilation of the cervix
Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
once fully dilated, we rush in the labor room, and deliver the baby
Ah. I see. Honeatly pretty nice
Let me climb up. And
I forgot what next
did someone say nurse?
My uni asks 40k bruh
that's the fun part. Now the lectures, quizzes, and exams make you wanna give up at everything 
yoink
finally, a fully clothed nurse 
Nurse over there are naked too?

always
No 💀
trust me that one got lewder artworks from the official artist that i can't post in here 

clinical instructors would kill me if I wore shorts 

and when i say lewd i mean the only wearing panties and straps on the nipples kind of lewd 
Yo any new ur character I should be aware of for the next update?
Moskva

Is she good
i want this nurse 
any new free UR?
Hmmm alright is there any chance Mogador gonna get a rerun? I honestly want her tho
Maybe.
same but that's a one-way ticket to a resignation letter irl 
Hmm
soon ™
want me to DM them to you?
bet 
I want her so bad broooo
proud OG Mog haver
I'm jealous
But New Jersey always my number 1 only 30 pulls left to exchange her
Hmm
time to sleep

good night all
Nighties fooki
And my new fanfic project stars RN i hope this is the one
will take some time cuz im not an expert at this
they stopped selling the "laffey ergonomic mousepad" so now my year is ruined
wait when? 
there's a Laffey ergonomic mousepad?
💔

found one in amazon. Hell nahhh
You did????
Hold on let me have a look
That cake 
it's currently unavailable
Imagine Mog breaking to your house
Who would want her to do so and brutally touch him
👀👀👀👀
Oh no, anyway
Hell nah
Fu nah
i just pulled her....
Wonder who wants tha👀👀👀👀👀👀
Dido dildo
Maybe I'll pack my clothes into a suitcase and look for a new house.
Also what are you playing at
The boob hole 
why is royal navy behind me today....
threatening me with a good time 💔
how cooked am I if I'm at 37 cubes 💔
i have 0
Unc isn’t Bismarck
oh
I wasted like 100 cubes to get Friedrich Carl and I still don't have her and event ends tomorrow...
I was gonna say the same
lol...
KR is 2 weeks behind so I'm still in (Idk the name in English but it's that event with Devonshire)
Aware moment
i am not an azur lane main...sooo i only want a few specific ships....
I never know i live in the future
at least it's not like umamusume with global being 4 years behind 
I heard, the difference is crazy
i missed lexington II ,also you get take coins from your storage..
i got someone better: Nubian
I used all...
6 7
Le dork
how tf..

Forever Young, most anticipated horse in America is coming out soon and global is seething 
67 in big 26
unfunny
oh damn
prepare to die...

can you make a richelieu lookalike with 4 quad gun turret ?
I can add it to my list of ships to build
is this much AA in my game enough?
#off-topic time, move it people
alright...

Yes more AL women with boobs
this guy right has some serious need for rehabilitation...
would you smash a woman with 2 heads
i need a sledgehammer for that..
Dépend on the girl
both of them have great personalities and are hot
Send all of them, my bedroom, now
the only thing is that their chest is wider than normal and well, two heads means two girls
french autocorrect kicked in
this woman is peak, you cant change my mind..
my phone's keyboard is english and french
at the same time
or as its called "English & Français"
very surprising...
(its not special)
it's pretty cool though
here is oktoberfest yorktown....
to have a bilingual keyboard
Peak ✌️
I was hopping for 4 tits on the chest
you're at most going to get 3 tits
four is only really possible if they're conjoined like the siamese twins
i was not wrong to say that he needs rehabiliation
like basically two separate people
Giant side boobs 
the middle boob won't even be symmetrical
this is the funniest...
i really wish to get a second life with all my momories intact,in azur lanelike universe......
not azur lane tho... its hell under the bed of roses
Bro want to be isekaied
i'm gonna touch you
i will touch you with my Gsh-30 first
My dms are open 
sorry, i only do public touching
No one is safe from cheshirefication
Mole on the boob
belfast next

golden shower
My first oath
waterboarding sounds rad if you don't what that is
Hindy legs are the FATTEST 
snap
imagine snapping her neck
dem do be fat legs
i like balanced girls..
Dont treat girl bad
but "balanced" probably contains DD size cups
yorktown is the peak example..
i like snapping bache's neck
Dont 
but we gotta give some love to our bro too
well she looks good with normal size cups too
When are we getting a ship with 4 tits
soon™
Never
there are more deranged people here than i initially thought...
We are friendly 
my cat is climbing all over me
how big is it?
she's not very big
my older, fatter cat doesn't climb
mine are 7kg+ heavy
my fat cat is slightly larger than a chihuahua
Hi
Rat. What kind of ratification u went through
mine are bigger than a chihuahua
she has a very long body and a very long tail
he gets turned on by body horror
what are your types of girls?
i am your ideal girlfriend body type........pleaase no 4 breasts...
she is 16 like...bro.....
since when
Z13 is a good choice
her body looks like 16 year old...
But im more into Z11
anywyays
Who the hell are u?
preferably blonde
i dont know.... forgot my name......i think it was USS gerald R. ford
You probably like bisco
Monarch befor her swimsuit....
I want a woman to be my mountain behind me. Loving. Yet strict when needed. Not a soft flower that can be fazed by a slight breeze of wind
My type of girls are rare
About body
I dont know
I like darker hair colours
you sound like you can be my buddy
Boobs average or higher
Yo buddy?
you sound just like me
just take z11
liking blondes is such a common trope
hornet quite litrally represents my ideal
She can beat me up
hornet does have a nice body
Nice twin
hornet is on the skinnier end of my ideal spectrum
i like tall girls
and Z13 is my maximum

i dont want a shortie...
hornet body was the testament to the time when manjuu actually cared about the mid-chested
because i am reaching 5'11
yeah it does feel weird for sure
Me too
kaiser is the ideal AL body type
and i am still growing
most likely

Btw me too
good luck taking her out withou t getting stares if this is your ideal
What is this type of girl called ? Tsundere brat ?
Hot
she's a tsundere?
No
i thought she was just a mesugaki
Not my type brah
My wife is Mainz and Tirpitz
bro dont dis her she's not brat she's a girlfailure
birb is a mesugaki though
nice choice too
she is strong and decent... but her personity is not good
big tirptits
What is girlfailure ?
what a view
Never search what is a mesugaki... 
Idk, i kinda like the introverty personality
She good tho
She just like me fr
.... the Alpha and the Omega
glasses
white mutsuki when
Wife
trrue i guess
i am an introvert myself so i like outgoing girls
These hurt if you stand in front of the launcher when it's in operation
My man 🤝
Imagine, just sitting in a small cabin with tirpitz playing chess while drinking coffee 
i prefer women who break away from the roman empire and establish their own empire
coincidently.... i am holding a can of latte coffee

Zenobia my beloved
Log cabin in Norway with a raging fire
In the fireplace of course
Stavkirke > log cabin
but i also dont want a girl that makes me feel "not doing enough"
But yeah i would say someone who is a bit more extroverted would be ideal for me
where she does nearly all the things for me
Mainz also good
like hornet

peak

Your kinda sus
I dont tend to go out to places alot. Kinda just get dragged along by my irl friends to do things i wouldnt normally find interesting 
only for you
Do id like someone with that same kind of energy
A female character who is inept, pathetic or chaotic
but acceptable because it's a female
greetings
I say it's the female version of a chud
I dont find her pathetic or chaotic, maybe her voicelines shows it
Idefk what a chud is
fat incel
yeah, but usually it's acceptable because it's a female
Are we all Chuds in the end?
the male version would be ridiculed to death
Id vote Harbin

I consider myself a weeb
Women can get away with a lot of things because of that single fact.
yes
i dont... because i still behave like a normal human IRL
i'm a racist weeb
Civilian piloting or……
yes
military is suffocating
gl man, sounds fun
This is what a chud typically says its over for you 
nah, he wants to be in service of the great empire
I want join the Airforce, but as a technician lol
he will become an imperial pilot
aint no way im getting in a supersonic death box
It never began anyway 
and die gloriously for the great empire
Nothing I can do
you can pilot a cargo plane or a tanker...
Same for me dont worry

true, sounds alot more chill

i'm an NPC
working as a tech actually fucking with the shit that makes up the plane is more appealing to me
be an AWACS
Or a Helicopter....altho in my experience in games those are kinda hard to fly 
Fake they didn't raise the take off gears immediately
Smh smh
fr
I can't even be that lol
Awacs is the radar itself fun fact
Perhaps we are all but NPCs in our eyes but we are a unique and quirky in others.

i want to be strong myself... so i can atually get a good love of my life...
Hell it is the era of Drones
i am a litral nobody IRL
You could just become a drone pilot
I'm exited for the Sr-72 darkstar

it looks so fukin cool
bad news... its a UAV in real life...
yeah, its sad that its gonna be a drone
but damn it looks so pretty
Which will be followed by the Era of Laser Weapons. 😄
my classmate recently passed his airforce test
one step close to vulture droids
he will join airforce iin a few months for training
hell yeah
he will fly a sukhoi
pretty birds..
looks up the Sr-72 cuz i have no idea wtf that thing is
looks inside
....we really do live in the Ace Combat timeline do we.... 
lol
😂
Damn that gif reminded me of a old game even tho in Warthunder
some people are unable to be NPCs because they have main character syndrome
i am that kind of person who pysically cant be a nobody...
Some npc's have a.i mod to talk
my envy is too much..
Envy or greed ?
envy.... i am not greedy....i am self sacrficing towards others... my classmates say this
The plant you water will miss ya mate
Never sacrifice unless you about to get blamed for something then sacrifice your classmates 
sus
in the name of agir
Let that sink in
guh
i once got blamed falsely that i was touching a girl in my class... she didnt defend me... i had to tell my teacher who knew me well to diffuse the situattion
Just keep a colony of ants as pets, thousands will miss ya if your gone
thats insane

while in reality i was just stretching my legs after long sitting
my cat would miss me
real life just feels so dull in teenage...
I would get revenge on her and the person
she was also a teacher who blamed me...
I take it u already found it
yessir
That teacher sucks
whatever..it was 3 years ago
I would still hold a grudge 
Be burned when the end times come supposedly by doing stuff like that
i talked here long enough that my real personality is slipping in the chats lol..
Memes channel got nuked a long time ago
oh good god
what could have caused that
Wonder why……
TLDR: yall cant be trusted with it
ofc
I wonder why a game with some real world ties would lose its meme channel
Kinda sucks I was reading a manwha with Kim Jung un in it 








