#al-general
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No homo
No homo
I got two hands. Two legs. And one mouth
So yes
And extra sword
Thank you
Rip pelvis
Musashi be rocking my world
I have 50 musashi's dawg

GIVE
Make me
oh everything pretty good right 

Bean and burrito hybrid
bark bark
Baseball
base the ball
Bah

boing
no i meant if this was a sticker of one of those scam posts, i wasn't suggesting that you were posting scam
not much boing
The only non lewd HMS girl
my eyes
my eyes
My eyes
Glowworm wants to know your location

King george V ?
Matter Of Fact One Day Al Prob Will Lewd Her Trust
I dont count the underrage girl
Warspite ?
uhuh
Her swimsuit skin...
I don't count that one
Well ok warspite is not lewd to
That not my Monarch
is a kansen really breedable im curious
Yes
like can you have kids with them
as is any other ship in this dmn game xD
Definitely
Look at all the tiny shipgirls
iirc no
no reason vanguard smh remind me of Jessica morishima from amagi
LALALALLALALALA CANT HEAR YOU
THEY DONT EXIST
the little ones are bait for the weirdos to be sent to ||epstein|| -island 🚮
the little versions are failed cloning experiments of akashi
handsome foch
for real? its in the lore ?
i can use this knowledge for a future fanfic maybe
it was in the first childrens day event
was it even cloning experiment? I actually don't remember the details other than it being some sort of cube experiment that failed and caused the failed clone versions
am quite sure it was a cloning experiment
btw how are kansen made? do they just spawn out of a cube ? are they built ?
they... manifest, probably?
tomboy
we see it happen in the ww1 iron blood event
Woahh boba but pass
i just forget since its been a few years
but also there was stuff about shipgirls coming before the actual cubes

I think there are some weird details because of the different timelines/dimensions
moo

Nooo dont turn the tiny ship into medals 

I want to inform that
Who like Redbull?
Yes ?
monster >
I'm Sorry that I "accidently" did
i do
hmmm wiki says only experiment with souldcube
where to finde the event text
Bro drinks battery acid
it was part of the data collection in opsi
I love Monster to but Redbull better than
in those dosier files
all energydrinks are like ...🚮
at first we had like a dozen or 2, but later it got updated with much more
those early files mentioned how shipgirls and cubes came at different times, but now the files also mention how humanity invented the cubes. So I think it was refering to different worlds
i'd readily believe every little ship after bel/hiei/zeppy/akagi was deliberately made on account of being bloody adorable
that's just driving over polish roads in early 2000s
they gotta make that shit real fr
Spring Grape one is good
you do NOT want living weapons to be a thing!
excuse me buster
do you know what manner of creature you converse with
hmm

need more tomboys
need more dog

Least crazed Norwegian
pew pew
greature
i still need this bote and eus thatcher to show up in a mini-event titled "foching laser sights"
not the kids
i need those 4 medals to gamble
Gamble what
Hmm
in the medal gacha
or feed them to the real ships for them to grow 
This look dark
this is some ritualistic shit
no every ship must be a hive mind of identical bodies so that retiring/limit breaking/enhancement doesn't constitute murder 
you started the corpseshit. i just followed it up in the same manner 🤣
AL needs a darker lore afterall
and now let us purge the darkness !
no need. there are enough games serving the "you are not depressed enough"- kind of story telling. dont need that in this one !
STOP
THE HOLY FLAME OF IRIS WILL PURGE THIS DARKNESS

never !
me when i cant get atago hug in real
i pray for a richie everyday
even flattened she looks beautiful
breathing is illegal in most jurisdictions
hey the walking talking rock
awaiting a good l2d 😍
Her bikini could’ve been a bit better
But it’s a very good style

Unzen is the best Sakuran ultra.
uninstall Azur Lane and download War Thunder and then you have it
I need it for my Musashi duh
I don't think it fits well, it deals less damage than the one who uses 460mm Gun
sweaty tomboy
Lion gun best BB gun, Mark 7 2nd best
Though I guess for mushashi the best gun is the 410mm kai purple weirdly enlugh
How to get it? I just missed the event
Twin 410??
hmm not exactly a cloning experiment but an experiment result.
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Memories/Lady_of_Tomorrow#tabber-Chapter_1
Apparently yes, at least according to Azur Lane Tier list
see, I thought it wasn't a cloning expereiment
yee the result was basically cloning but not the aim of the experiment
I've used it on my Yamashiro, I don't really think that was good...
Fast Reload speed, but Bad Damage i think
Or maybe the wrong build?
I guess the theory behind it is fast reload time is good for her because it procs her skills much more often
Which equals damage
musashi needs a sakura empire gun
That to yea
I have a Triple 410mm Izumo gun, But i haven't used it
Yamashiro is a different case though actually a good gun would be the purple mk6
Purple MK6m
?*
Yep
Wait, lemme check if i have it
Very easy obtainable gun
the izumo gun is an ap gun, so for medium and heavy armor enemies but for mob battles the purple 410mm is more recommended, because it is he ammo
Unless you are fighting heavy/medium armour which again daisen gun would be better
Try this gun
Yes that one for Mushashi
Gearlab gun btw
Ohh, this one from Gear lab?
but you can use the normal variant as well
I must grind for it then, I don't have enough resources sincerely
Hmm
Normal non kai variant is good too
The gun that proceeds it is still perfectly usable.
Mushashi is kinda a weird one since her skills do most the damage and you want them to proc often
Most of BBs just run standard triple barrel BB guns
Ye
That's not true...
Even with a twin 410kai the barrage makes up like 40% of the damage tops

Any Fast track to get this gun??
Play opsi
Op siren is grind hell

But you do get the best guns in the game
We will finally get a good gold/rainbow gun for Musashi... then the game will immediately EOS
Basically just put op siren on auto and walk away (unless it's big boss fights)
I've done Auto in Op. Siren before, and i regret it (Every fleet loses 1/2 health bar when i realize, most of them are sinking)
I got 2 phones, I just leave AL doing it's thing and fool around with the other
Use lots of healers in a mob focused fleet and clear the low corrosion zones first
Banananano
guys, plantera is being mean and not giving me the drop I want
shinana
Deploy the ass spanker
skill issue
imagine a chibi shinano bursting out of kiana's phone and pressing these two against each other while they continue to sleep
Guys how do I mad report accounts on ig and TikTok to get them deleted?
Really guys
I need ts
I really need it
Asap
Please
I need help
🙏
Please
🙏
tell a bunch of people to report whatever account in quick succession? but i don't think this is the right place to ask that 
stop spamming
I HAVE to get rid of these two accounts in whatever way
They’re too embarrassing
hina has a pina

I can’t sleep at night remembering them
Weener
falsified records
lol
rip
after shovelling the snows up to my neck
freaky
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
i think about her everytime i hit the hookah
Kaboom
kaablow
Kaboom
kashid
I was in my room tryna teach my little sister
mm
teach her what
booba
Remember when thwy released that Amagi nurse art, they robbed us from peak
I would trust Amagi as my nurse

Pls don't remind me about this
hmm
Regretful 
they robbed us of life
need
those nursely hips
Musashi race queen is still untouched potential
This COULD be a VERY NICE skin
"booba"
yes ma'am
Wait
Is this discord?
Perfect balance between lewd and cute, she even looks graceful, the modest (but revealing in all the right places) nurse outfit further enhances her maternal charm
Boob window kinda unnecessary though. Needs to be covered more to pass as a real nurse's uniform. Well at least those hips are covered. 
mmm
Like, it looks like an outfit she'll really pull when you jokingly ask her to take care of you when you're sick
it IS nescesary, and she's the perfect nurse, she can cure all my problems

The Birb doesn’t concern himself with a sleep schedule because
Priority one is nursing the commander
Priority two is getting in his pants
Tell that to my clinical instructors 
She wants that 20 inch torpedo

Its azur lane, you expect a normal outfit, also it looks more like something ONLY the commander should be seeing
Gimme some of whatever Duetchsland is having
Let me introduce you to a bodysuit (very hot) 
Figuratively and literally
Also doesnt Amagi wear one
The CV version
I think?

amagi loli futa microbikini
i'm gonna touch you
unpowercreep is real????
atleast we got a big compensation for it
there's no bigmagi on my phone, i should fix that
mmm
God, please let her sit those fatass on my face 
HSR = Honkai Sperm Rail
none of these words are in the bible
because none of these existed then
those words would melt a Victorian-era noble

peak game
This is so real
More like black swan diff
spum

sup
Nothing much
gay
you're more likely to die than be killed
evil fucked up bear
imagining the starters recreating https://youtu.be/KuCngi6YXn8 with ayanami on the mouse
limbo
thanks for 500 subs!!!
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3gEh-AQ4s
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zihPUc4EB2U
would've come out sooner if i didnt delete the whole thing half way through
hmm
holy titties
People die when they are killed
They became my wife

Or like if the gurl is kinda strong I will be her wife
I would only hit on Naki
I will have kittens

Just wait till you see bogatyr
ayanami watching atago grope her sister:

i can only pray atago gets an l2d skin as goated as this one
Better then this one
put that bish on Chinese dress
atago is just the only mvp ship that didnt get powercrapt 🤣
Bro she's goated
😭
and i got her sister´(s) aswell 😏
an absolutely horrid skin
Oh great
even if these are fleet of fog ships, but nvm 🥰
Holy skin flex

Add me btw
On wows
nope ships not skins xD
well give me a name to add xd
Gimme urs mine one is bit complicated (honestly iam old asf I forgot my game name)

atago best-greatest girl yes yes
almost the same as in here. TalismanSquirrel 😛
Okay I'll add when I will get to my dekstop currently resting rn
np np
Show
Boobs
Where
Ew, no
Naki defiantly
Here
Strasbourg?

Yes
AL loading screens are peak
Always
Hmm
Not for me, I have a big monitor, and I am forced to have my computer in my classroom
Just minimize while loading screen 
Or tab out, usually do that
Hmm
U think this thing here would cause trouble? 
Probably
Alt plus f4 for life
Still need to hit close on Bluestaxks😭
Boobs
female women
Indeed
So I usually play when there's not many around
The ships
thats double for the same thing 🤣
if only it was
Alsace
I like the Alsace ship
Me too
Drunken artists
Shipgirl is pretty cute too
Horny clanker
Uhhhhhhhh let’s not talk about it
But I'm not sure about the rear turret
What
That's what bogatyr is
Ew
I'll stick to Kronshtadt for now
The shipgurl
Kashino is more cuter yea
1 lewd, 1 cute
Getting rich overnight cows
1 wholesome, 1 extremely horny
Sorry…
hmm
Milk
beeg
i guess that's it before i turn this channel into #al-art
Its sad
Soon I will have apartment
Hopefully this year
Or getting to work will be hard
I prefer living inside a small house far from everything
Door dash delivery man about to start a journey through middle earth to get to you
I prefer getting my food by myself
Fair enough
Can you be my Richelieu
Be my Richelieu first
Cook my diner
Clean my house
Dont eat the cat
Ladiesman 217!!!
I fucking love that gif
I can do that
I even have brioche. Though I bought it
I need recipe
And have 45000+ hours in every pokémon game
😭
you're not supposed to breed them with yourself
The fuck
I know how you people are
Hutting and hallering
Nah i will never fuck my Aggron
Shes like a daughter to me
there's a word for that
Is that sun and moon ?
Boobs
My girly girl
Yep
Fun fact Roon was my waïfu before Richie
Im more of a 3rd gen player
I just played moon and sword
Soy hip
He will fuck you instead, and trust me hes big
HOT DIGGITY DAM
I like em big
Gae
Nu
Ye
For you, yes
Wdym
Gae is gae
Nu
Hangman
Nuh

Gae wimen
: (


ew
Yummy
I wonder what it taste like
Gunpowder
Sausage
I think it's the welcome kiss
Always kiss your homies
Grilled cheese
Facts brotha
Boobs
Want a kiss ?
Dont worry i brush my teeth 3 times a day
Hm….

My rooms full of bottles
My rooms full of dust and transformers figure
I can
Miku figure with me
And fake lego bisco
Nacho cheese 🤤
I have that 170€ lego soundwave full of dust
I really have to clean it up
And i really need that Richie statue
Fleuron of the waves

So i can finally have a Richie at home
A fine addition to my collection
Hmm
Does anyone hate it when you house explode ?
HOT DIGGITY DAM
HOT DIGGITY DAM
Programmed reaction to seeing boobs ?
Perchance
He was a low intelligence specimen, worse than Akashi

Hm…yes these specimen arent the brightest
Stinky
Richie would have loved that silly entity

Krons having the time of its life
Byoom
How tf do you pronouce Kronshtadt
Kronchezdate
Kron
Kronzakgkr
Stadt
FUCK

Cute cat

Does a SKK have acces to the nuclear codes

Hes now in a better place 
I would sell my soul to get him back
yes
Iron Blood the second i get the nuclear codes
TRUE
MAY THE FLAME OF IRIS ANNIHILATE IRON BLOOD 
True
Bro you are nuking the Bundesrepublik Deutschland and not the third reich
What is wrong with you
Its 1966
Wdym
They won ww2
It says in the upper right that its 1966
Ah hem look at their flag
No onions for the dogs instensify
Middlesex
Make an impression
-Mitsubishi

The most unlikely timeline to ever exist
they will release Moskva right before Soyuz rerun
Its hoi4 so expect some change of plan
I need more boolets
Tugudugudu
Yeah
Power fantasys far from reality
Bigger weapons
That guy is so funny
Who
I saw a vid of him sitting on a big dong
I NEED MORE BOOLETS
This cake got me acting up 
Why’d you tell me this 
I wanna see it
You wont
When do we get more butt and thigh flation skins
I know where you got that from
Shhhhhh
Earflation
best dutch girl in my own humble opinion
Footage of me oathing her btw
I am
Same
Yeah
Insane
Infernal

How
Good morning.
There are many gays
„today we are here with the gay rights activist….first question….why are you gay ?“
So you can suffer with me
Im glad im not
Imagine taking a giant dong in the ah
Same mentality
I think anime girls are hot.
But I want to be someone's wife one day.
There's many "straight" dudes that want futa girls
Good to know
Yucky
that is straight? a woman is a woman is a woman
apparently the feeling The Appendage gives differs significantly based on its owner's gender
Same looks
that’s a new one
Penis is male
No further questions
Make friend go outside idk
Sung chin woo peak meme
Too bad I live in very homophobic area
I will just be my own wife
Til I get a boyfriend
Eastern Europe ?
Virginia
Northern
The appendages gives the same feeling regardless what you think. What the heck?
i heard otherwise, hence "apparently"
Finding a girls dumb enough to go on a date with us is already impossible, but a gae guy wich is 100X more rare,
Jesus
Probably same people that said men can get preg
Hmm
Just abduct a girl from the street
I was about to make a very bad joke with this one but i dont want to be banned

A quite conservative joke 
Id love to hear
What conservative joke about abducting a girl from the street exists?
What
Roons personality
What
No, Don't "redistribute" it to me please
Well she likes to talk and surely abducts other shipgirls in her freetime if they get too close to skk
1,75 maybe
7ft
Pretty tall ngl
Go away with this abomination of measurement
Roon is 4’7
Mutsuki is 6’1
Well id say shes like taller than normal girls but not taller than a normal guy
So like 1,75
The best mwasurement in 🦶
i suppose with how much feet we getting, Americans had their fetish game straight
discuss ships' heights in eagle union customary feet only, using decimals and even metric prefixes as necessary, because something something foot lane 
7 Essex feet
Shiet im towering more than half the roster im 1m90
Daddy
loli america
At my absolue best cuz back problem
would shipgirls drink cola that's been dripping from skk's "American measurement"?
I can massage
2 new jersey feet
lolimerica
Damn
big boy
he's getting action
Im not gae dont call me daddy
: (
I wanna marry a woman
lmao
Hmm
become a woman
Woman don't exist in 2026 only Shipfus and Clankers
advanced clankers make you as high as meth
Nah
Thailand or your factory settings are compatible?
I am not Thai
Holy
Mah waife
Absolutely stacked
Dw bro I know how it feels to lose a cat


Kronshtadt, my wifue
Because back problem im usually at 1m86
Milk the Kronshtadt like Kashino
Belfast is the ultra based shipfu
Belfast is Entys wife
This is the 3rd time
skk can't function without belfast

Do you play basketball ?
I think I lost that many too
Lost one cat and one dog
Lost maybe 4 cats
I Lost them cuz people dont know how to fucking drive a car
Blow their car up
Indoor cat
Still pretty tall
Shoot it with fireworks
istanbul
and shoot at the wrong part of the car
At the engine
Trust me if i could i would 
RPG the driver
no shoot at the trunk
But we already have a cat guys, Admiral Nakimov
Dw bro I’ll hook you up and find them
Yes indeed
Shoot at them
Would you sacrifice 5cm down there to add 5cm to your height
Nobody include that dumbass scam cat
Only Nakhimov
can you go into the negatives

Thank you
the only good cat is bache
Card declined.
rip
What about Chershire
I can't have a gmod inverted pp
Pussay
No problem
Cheshire chill ig
I dont need to
What a very mean emoji
vittorio cuniberti
short
Uhhhhh I go from 5,5 to 5,6/5,7
You always have peak emotes
Peak
HOT DIGGITY DAM WIFEEEEE

Oh I know
What about down there
Where they from ?
japan
Yeah nah too risky
Hero to Zero😭
Won’t do it
Either created or from a server


Planning French domination all over the world

Starts war, surrenders after ten minutes, plan failed
Small boobs too
Dugay dosent have nipples either
Wdym small
Dont make french peoples angry

Don't make them angry or french revolution will happen
I make angry whoever i want to make angry
They can take on 10 germans alone in dunkirk
lewd
Joins war, loses due to bad starter kit and teammates. Starts a war, loses again due to the same reason.
Great job, Germany
If alternative universes exist
Most of them dont have Ww2 has a major event
Still more interesting than rest of europe

Pure friendly fire
Bigger question: Why is Homer reading
Joe
Must protect the cardinal
Is there a pope bote
Is there?
Idk you tell me
Duguay-Trouin is very HOLEY
Brothers! The bakery is in sight!
Upskirts
Agir is so hot

i don't think so? the closest we have are iris cardinals
though ship-cardinals are most certainly papabili
The 3d dorm is our goon cave
got the power of god and anime
Wrong, NJ and agir are peak for the dorm
no
noshiro solos
Can confirm Agir is really hot in the dorm
The cardinal is getting beaten by someone
Bro want floof
Taihou in the dorm too
3d dorm will always suck. but at least its not island planner
Yes we must destroy the treath
Give me the amagi floof
Ark Royals Island planner
Speak better

Hmm
the game will reach 100 gb when they add shinano to 3d dorm
Formidable to the 3d dorm
they're gonna have to animate all of her tails lol
Owari to 3d dorm please
Shrek must be whipped by Owari
Huh
Size getting bigger
what
So true
Fun fact shrek was inspired by a french guy
Fact of the day
hmm
Hmm
Love the pfp
People saying Hmm are hidden Mossad agents
shes the irl lewd elf
hmm?
lol










