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?????????
Except bees. Bees are cool
how do you confuse those
By sheer stupidity
Then the one I squished wasn't doing a good job
Ignoring that they were in different rooms
you can't just kill your tenant
they have rights
They weren't paying. Evicted
ammunition magazine goes boom

Uss Johnston vs Ijn Yamato is so peak
500 SB2C Helldivers
skill iss-
anyway at least yamato got a glorious death compared to...enterprise...proceeds to run the fuck away

hmm

yamato?
i dont recall yamato can reach to 41 knts
💀
Matoya
soyuz NOOOO
you mean dumbledore
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Mmm 2 big pairs of squishy boobas
Big floofy floof
Milkies as well
ok now get between then 
Huge boobs
Huge ass
Thin waist
Tall

how touchy-feely even is musashi? on a scale of 1 to her sister instinctively pulling everyone and everything that passes by into her eepy embrace

The Lady spice

I might be wrong but haven’t some ships hinted at skk doing them?
we have it already, just not explicit 

my brother in christ, its already been heavily implied in several skins so far
nope, because locking them behind a paywall makes manjuu money
I found out yesterday the tech fleet tracker I use on GitHub is not getting updated anymore
Any other out there?
Which skins
Because apparently it was implied in Shinano swimsuit too
like every other l2d they release these days
Quite literally you kiss fdg in her new l2d
True #1 Black Dragon
They will, since Moskva is a Heavy Cruiser instead
I just realised I put “Cv”💔
I meant the heavy cruiser
looks about the same to me
yuge
There’s a lady in my head that calls me slurs

I forgot about Azur Promilia
I hope azur promilia crash and burn in less time than that shooter game concord thing

Why is that?
took me 190

at least it was light build
True
and 125 you go
Uhh... boring 

praise the underboob 
When will Azur Promila be released?
soon™

game is fucking unoriginal
literally nobody would care about azur promilia because there are tons of better 3d AND open world/sandbox games than that
Want the gif version?

Oh yes please

Thought you don't care about saint louis

Arguably my favourite iris libre girl
I now got 2 gifs of it
Yeah…
Make them 60
I am NOT creating 58 more gifs of it
Nope just copy and paste
Still ain’t
then copy and paste 8 more
I’m too lazy
okay
floof bath
have you ever watched bladerunner 2049
No?
Good
Okk😭
Keep it that way
I will then…
must watch
Because the movie contains a deadly revelation which will eat you from the inside
Even though it's obvious, a reality check for the second time
רפתגֶ

Stupid hebrew keyboard
fascinating
why the fuck is he speaking hebrew
sometimes you start speaking another language, happens to the best of us
is this guy hebrew
I’m gay


First time I've ever seen a hebrew azur lane player
Oh great I forced you to say about your real nationality
greetings fellow human
I now have 523 hours and 46 minutes in ds3

Oh cool….
fluffy foxes
Is that a Kursk and a voroshilov I see

BOOBAAAAAA
AND THEY’RE ALL SEALED ONLY BY A TOWEL

Yamato, Mushashi and Shinano in a bath will be the day the world is at peace 
Reject clothes embrace towels
Isn’t there more Yamato sisters or something along that lines just like Shinano and Musashi?
Well it's just that all of the girls in azur lane are fake and you are a common like everybody else, so you're nothing special, just an average joe, or in this case, "commander", and all the girls are specifically and cleverly coded to have romantic relationships with you which aren't real either
Well even though it's fucking obvious
some people cope
Remind me of the movie/show where this guy’s life is like being controlled
such wall
much text
And Everyone is in on it
The Truman show
Yes
Well the actual story of br2049 is something beyond that
Jim Carrey was lit

Yeah don't read it for your own good
wall of text bad
Wait they’re coded to want to marry and have babies?

I want to know what the fuck is she even doing man?
tell me you don't read the lore without telling me you don't read the lore
HOT DIGGITY DAM
Cant believe you cared enough to even read my message
How shameful of you
my nose smelled bs
she's squishing her kashino sized tits
taking the best shit of her life
Praying for you to get her without pity
shes building up kinetic energy
to jump off of the thing she's standing on
anime pet peeve of mine: spiders depicted shooting silk from their mouths
whose skin is it
Ah, yes. My favourite, random plane technology I’m looking at!!!
ears moved that must mean she's a real cow
source: dude trust me
kow
it's not even what cockpit displays look like lol
it's ok, it's a super advanced mechjuu
Truth is, I don’t know what the fuck I’m looking at.
neither do I, and i'm an avionics technician

cuz it's not a plane 
advanced headband tech
The mating ritual
And boy is it working
If you wanna see a boot logo

Me when explaining and showing Agir's skins to my friends be like
No thanks I wanna see some booty or some boobies
agir is good food
You clearly know more than me💔
Not even a fraction
boobies
Mmm yummy
Truer words can't be denied
I’ll take em all waiter
Thicc fr
I want Ägir
AMAGIII
Rate my cable management
Need more blue tape
We don't have any
Not even sure what you mean by blue tape
Damn 
She's on italian diet
I cast 2 agirs
Wdym small, it isn't small when she sat on my face
insert squidward gyatt face mark
Yandere ai
The NJ shrine 
Rafaello shape is gorgeous 
This guy understands how well made is Raffy
YOU’RE A HERO
How is your progress today
Did you get anything?
you'll never believe what comes after 12-4
see you'd think that
then 18
It’s actually 12-5
wait ur serious?
but actually 12-4 comes after 12-4
Yeah that
Boobies heaven? 
Then it's 12-4 again
and then 12-4 after that
oh also playing this game got easier
ok nice
should've used mumu smh
and it was annoying
blue stacks the goat
Not for AL
Not in terms of azur lane though
i remeber whe i was younger i installed Null royal on blue stacks
Bluestacks is one of the worst in azur lane
whats the difference?
Well game SOFTLOCKS
lousy performance
Meow Meow Meow!
ayanami you're not a cat
Mumu has better performance and compatibility for AL
Mines ran fine until something went wrong running the beta version
Just stopped for some reason
ohh i might consider switching to mumu then
Yeah but run everything else on bluestacks
just treat azur lane+mumu as pc port because pc port is never coming anytime soon
Aawww cute rabbit and cat too of best animals every invented
I still don't understand why mobile games are on pc...
Because of the earths magnetic field
okayy thank u guys
Today is Cat Day,
they're just pretending to be mobile
because a lot of mobile games are really stretching the capabilities of smartphones, so PC ports just run better
Especially gacha
Cheshire
mmmm, cat
then they should exclusively release on pcs then
but the mobile market is just too big to give up
Hmm
YES TODAY IS CAT DAY!
Let him cook
National Cat Day
Cheshire day
National 29th Oct and international 22nd Feb
imagine if the server was enterprise but actually hms version
Little D65
Could be this Enterprise
facts
Still hoping someday they might somehow add her sister Emerald
there we go
another ship expert spotted
Cool
There are some probably aren't Alowd to name here
But here's one they should add
HMS Spanker
WHAT THE FUCK
oi
shoot it down!
Not my SU-57!
then do it!
Yes your SU-57!
lets commit
You got this
I think someone forgot to set the fleet

heck yeah
That's not even the default fleet. This was intentional
bro forget to place tirpitz beside victorious
is she brain lagging

rcs of mall💔
Red shinano 
they cleared
gay


my day be going so fine
then i remember
there are actual human beings with free will who looked through their catalogs of animes watched and picked Your Lie in April as their favourite anime
😭 🙏
who is this hot
Tamaki she's from the second Venus Vacation collab
oh collab ship
LION SPOTTED LION

Chitose the forgotten floof
morning-bump 😛
I need to cuddle with Yamato-class sisters NQW
BIG TIDDIES
Just say Shinano and Musashi for now💔
Yes indeed

hindy be straightforward

cow wife
just cutesy being cute 🥰
Dose have any web that got all skin showcase?
Dont do Kavkaz like that
Loli is better
Hag is better

Youre gay? 
500 fletchers
Touching 500 fletchers
taffey 3
I was playing Minecraft with my friend and then i saw a huge picture of Richie with
a huge dong
Futa richie or baguette dong?
futa
Even better
Is there any information about rerun skins?
btw i still have the screenshot 
Guys what if you dih suddenly got replaced by a 406mm HE shell?????
What…screenshot?
an error of nature

balls
Lion please crack me 🙏 🙏 🙏
i wont

Barry, 63 if he was a hamster
meow
hot cat
hey
i'm wondering what if we have a collab with kantai collection
lol
Having a world without war is easier to achieve than that 

Who owns the IP of ARP?
sound like yamato meta 
Infernal detected

If it's Kadokawa, then unlikely
don't look meta
welp
unfortunately im betting KanColle would never allow this to happen, too stubborn
I dont see kadokawa on wiki
and then we have "what if" 
Also didn't KC have collab with ARP?
yes.. but how long ago...
IP can always Collab with other games
Yea it depends on the contract
I think one of the warship games did as well
kongou 
EN still never got uta collab, sadge
You aren't missing out much tbh
It's a boring slugfest after a while
time travel push the stone next to Jesus 1 cm to right
3 months after his birth
I'm just doing the bare daily minimum
also how harsh it is to get reruns of older ones like Ai, Nep and Holo, but we know why on the third one
as with most multiplayer games nowadays
I wanted to get back into PSO2 since NA became available
but no time
NGS ruined PSO2
NGS?
last event I played on PSO2 Asia was Turtle boss
ah
I mainly played support gunner because my latency was so bad back then
Nimi wise words, get back into it but avoid NGS after
too busy still
TFW CEO puts his honse in game
Honse busted IRL and In game and with support cards
Also a certain NPC just escaped NPC jail
It like Victoria 3 but can play in web
dear wise nimi of the lake, how many cubes will i have to spend next event
Lol
that many
future look grim then
22$ for a burger with fries at the ski resort 
can i squeez the cat back?
do you have to chase it downhill?
don't worry, scamcat has solution

do the cat daily
And 10$ for a beer 
i think waifus are quite nice
cant do, she still under construction 

did hindenburg grow in size again? 
thats called perspective....also cheeseskin 😢 🧀
Nah the angle makes them look bigger
I want her to wrap those thighs around my neck so bad 
perspective my fucking ass look how compressed they're
count the pixels then if that satifies you 🤣
how about I count your days to live instead
threatening me because i dont share your ppoint ? now thats what i call unhinged 😏 try me then 🙂
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
would that be a case of calling the mods to step in btw? asking for a friend
nope, those are smaller and not compressed


Her boobs are the same size than her last skin but they look more squished


folk
time to sleep

good night all
im talking quality, not size of titties


snu snu
Boobs or ass
booba
yes
thighs
Armpits
I feel you
Based knows based
have you ever heard about erich koellner

Men
hmm
men?
wasn't men what you shout when you hit the head in kendo?
probably remembering wrong
blentlemen?
Men good
hmm
Chat being weird again
Futas?
food sound


Fat men?
Hi snow
more boobs for the bunny
hi
Hmm
goobers

Gooners
it is lion better than Nj?
anyone wanna see a quick timeline summary of a bad azur lane fanfic i scrapped ?
gobb 
in battle yeah
in preference, depends
(i like nj butts)
are we winning yet?
whoa its bristol and her lamp
here (yes its bad)
I think first there was azur lane, then iron blood split off making the crimson axis, then shit happend and now they're back together as azur lane
together we are azur lane
it's hard to remember what's the correct lore when en/jp had some fake lore for a while 
How'd they get a nuke multiple years ahead of schedule
This was before i knew the lore
Thats so tuff
more like ww2 reenactment
Cuz its Azur Lane
Azur pain
it was, in like 2018
nowadays its
whatever it is today
Christmas kaga
Hello, French people
ew french
Question for all Frenchies
can we summarily execute this man
Albacore flashbang
Yes
Do you support nuclear energy?
odd ass question
Fun fact: Azur is very lane
but considering how many nuclear plants are on french soil, probably yes
I see that you people have 1/6th of the emmissions of other European countries
nuclear energy is the future
Exactly
Yes
it's clean, it's cheap, it's got spicy rocks
Glory for Xiyuan (in Pax Historia) @rose spire 
As a non French i support nuclear energy
My country is getting started in April I think
Peak
If France can do it
Anyone can
France always does it right
maam those look heavy
Hell, 70% of France’s power grid is nuclear
and they’re doing just fine in that department
anyways
I am making a Kronshtadt
nah, shut down all nuclear and burn some coal instead 
Like, it’s not that hard to train your staff properly
Should I sleep or should I video game
Germany moment
also jesus christ 
Absolute stupidity
don't you love the smell of thorium in the morning?
Am I right?
Thorium reactors are so peak
Very safe
nah, you see, burning coal releases radioactive thorium dust
cuz you know, people care so much about radiation
The only thing emitted from nuclear reactors are steam
People are stupid
Most are
fun fact: no
anyway, back to watching styropyro 
Jean Fart retro when
thats only the first part btw, there was more
Militaries use reactors on war machines
truly a great coral reef
I think the whole "nuclear is Doomsday" is crap
Hi twinks
Hi
power armor when
Itz me your fav mossad agent
Anyway, play The Fire Rises lol
America Trump gone
True

Oh fuck
i do too
I play Pax Historia
cap
mmmm plutonium
I heard it also has a lot of calories
i really wonder how they found that out
can't spell plutoniyum without yum
LET THE FIRE RISE MORE!
in 1 gram of u-235 theres 20 billion calories
i play heart of iron
(end me)
scrumptious
There was medication before that was literal radium or something
i do too
that's my HOI 4 time lol
i still suck at the game tho
but it was fun playing some of the bigger mods
my condolences
I don't have no good device to play HOI 4 
hoi4 was a disappointing game for me
I can only play RoN
i'd rather play war thunger 
Countryballs 1890 Europe better
been there, done that
reached top tier as well
well for one it doesn't taste like that, that one is actual candy iirc.
real plutonium tastes like metal (surprise surprise). that one they found out by asking someone who ate some by accident. something exploded in a lab and he shallowed it
got 38h hours, and now the game doesn't work properly without the DLCs
my condolences
so I'm probably never going to touch it again
i killed a few in my Panzer 4 so yeah
sure there are
lots
you see a german tree main? Most likely a femboy

fun fact is they pumped his whole system to get the plutonium back and he died of old age
so it can't be that bad, right? 
raaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
and let the helldivers kill the Sirens?
we do what me must to cleanse this house
Your biggest mistake is playing as France 💀
the french would loose that battle and surrender instantly
Transformers, Azur Lane collab when
Crazy mod haha
yeah i dont get why anime portrait mods need to exist
Yknow, maybe the US saw something we didn't
wish there was a english Translation on these AL mods for HOI 4
cuz i'm a huge weeb
the thing that nerf france so much is the weapons productions and barely any attack buffs 
playing free france has got to be the worst
you have like a billion defence but no attack
canon
you start off with nothing but some islands in oceania
Meanwhile the usual problems at Germany
I am happy
its pretty fun actually, you just have to build up africa and unite the government
you get everything beside the mainland
Destroy they ass
Raaaaahhhh
most of the time i nuke em to submission
Reunite Korea? impossible

awwww
Wrong. Chat being gay
She is drunk. Thats why
Zep is an Avengers level treath
Is cold on the outside
Warm on the inside
Who play Pax Historia?
More like outerversal
Seen jjk s3 yet?
But skk solos
They changed hakari so much
Did not put the song
Plus
HIS HAIR IS NOT PURPLE
when we getting Gojo fraudwatch?
Jjk modulo yuji
nah
Sheeeeeee
We going Boruto route with the new manga? 
Ye
What hapened to Boruto
He stronger than his dad?
Yuji an unc now too
anyone wanna see part 2 ? it's an abomination to me personally
Idk im just slandering. It seems like it's otherworldly beings though with broken powerscales 
Make the next part a Bonapartist resurgence in Azur Lane
Bad Economic with this land

you can
Any dragon ball fans here right now?
hard but you can
you have to either change China politics by playing them, ally with them somehow and then do it
or get ready to war with China
you have 2 options
im mean its just a quick summary of a scrapped fanfic i made, not a new one
can't show it

Uhm hm
hm

HECTOR leave?

Uss Prinz eugen
hmm
No
eugen lovers be killin u
Nuke
USS Musashi
don't care

yes
i will find ur location
idk but The Fire Rises is a bit more complex than the other mods i've played
No homo
Never say that again
Bro got summoned
If only she wasn't sunk in the Philippines 
ah I thought that was millenium dawn
oh hello Uss pri-
IJN Prinz Eugen
mmmm
So thats why its warm
I never told you to eat them straight away now did I~🤭🤭🤭
i like the Japanese Navy so it's fine with me lol
Idk
HMS Prinz Eugen
Why not
No
i actually play Germany And Japan on WT
KMS Prinz Eugen
IJN New Jersey
the fuck
You could chosen a nice eugen pfp btw
My Waifu-
‘Fresh’ is best?
it actually is can't you see her smile?







