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CINNAMON ROLL
Three taihou you earned my respect~š¤š¤š¤

Helena is so cute
Cool looking Pictures of Richie
Wait but why call her that?
I have it
Alr know
One of the cutest ship ingame
No no it was a quote from the movie silly boy.
Ong
aw hell nah she gonna shove the pool stick up SKK's ass
She is my Eve
did you reply to the wrong message?
I call her Eva as a different term

I was gonna say that

Discord moment
lol
Just click slower 5head
Just adapt to the bugs 
Cat Wife
I like bugs
Its a feature now so get use to it
There are those who die and there are those who are killed, which one are you?
shouldn't need to tbh. it should just work like it's supposed to
Another cute skin for real
and make sure you give your government ID to Peter Thiel 
This is just too obvious like Ghost Jobs in general
Bro you can't even watch someone fucking streaming inside vc it fucking lags one time it crashes the app š
I dont remember her having an oath skin, when did they add it ?
Like two years ago
Exactly. How the glorious have fallen
Uh i think pretty while back
Learn WoWs that WT you can make the turrets stay still
Uh long enuf
Yeah i stopped playing 2 years ago that's why
the official app is shit and you should use any alternative
Better reinstall and give oath
I reinstalled the game 3 months ago havent misses a single day lol

Oh
Yea but you missed the 2 year prior 
We all need to from next month shitty update incoming
No 5 months ago time files
5 and 2 is basically the same number
its like saying 20 years ago was like yesterday
Yeah cuz the shittiest event of my life happened i clearly wasnt in the mood to play the game
Everyday feels like today
Honestly after playing like almost 8 year straight, event just feels more less the same
P much
Sure long journey
I started playing Early 2022
There's never one event that just "complete shit" because moreless they going to have the same exact format a few time each year
Started playing last month
Have you ever heard the winds hitting the sails of a sail ship
Which is why Nostalgic hits like a truck, especially that one special day/ bad day. COVID Era for me solidified that perception
Like chinese new year event is always been raid
Mayhabs
Whatās wind
2020 was 6 years ago
Only wind I get are hurricanes
The one that goes whoos whoos
does it mean CN players like em raid events? or that's the basis since the start?
During the night when the ocean is calm sailing the seven seas is like a dream
anytime i'm setting up my birthday on anything, i'm always reminded my birthday is fucking 67 š„
june 7 is 67
It was like that since ages
š„
Sounds scary
Ignore the number
the whistles go whoooo
Don't remind that, its like my SHS in a nutshell 
kinda hard to, tbh
I dont exactly remember how the first 2 year was, but for all i can remember it always a raid
Understandable lol
And you always can buy dockspace with the event
Yummy yummy dockspace
Ik but since hate it just put it like you don't know anything about it
ig
Digimon
bought my first tamagotchi
Ahh peak
fr
Old
Tamagotchi gameplay
Eat, Shits everywhere, dies
Surprised it still exists tbh
I miss my cat tamigochi
Just like gacha addict
Used to have this
No life gacha all day
aren't we all?
Cat could skate for some reason
Yes it was fun back then
Confederate States Menās National Football Team
Imagine roller skating
never had a tamagotchi before. what's it about?
what am i getting myself into?
lol
Hmm
i see
Im not that much of a gacha player
think of the millions of nintendogs left abandoned
The crates on shooting games
Luck based
Gambling
TF2
Shit Fortress 2
yes
THE Fuck 2
ass skating
What's Bogatyr based on which ship eh
I wonder if azur lane will get another game, i wish it does
Kabooooommmm
3D world
Azur lane needs a proper OpSi spin off game
š
You try to keep a digital pet alive, clean up its poop feed it etc
||we don't talk about that||
Crosswave planner
Frfr
An open world would be cool
Itās boring
Iām gonna touch you
Understandable
And my cheap ass one my cat could be sent on a skateboard for a while
Oof
Crosswave 2 when
A mix between an open world and a party game would be fun
Like racing with cars boats planes
Taihou and Roon DLC is the last time I saw it, I think 
Honestly Azur Lane with a Mario Party type game would be kinda neat
Azur welkin
Some Mario party type shit
You could get away with a lot with all the girls
That what im thinking about
Need plen girls
fr
If they make a new AL game add some apothecary stuff I wanna take my enemies out the easy way
We also need tanks
realest shit

i like the little startup jingle it has
Damn colour
plane girl game died long ago
Metal witz
Digital ig
its amazing that Venus Vacation is getting a third collab, but as long as Lusty or Chang Wu gets a summer skin i don't mind 

Smh
Nude bikini skin
Chinese mommy
Itās not authentic if you can see it past 6 inches away from your face.
summer is coming, itās time for bache microbikini
simply mollusk
sounds like reverse bikini 
I wish for Summer Z52
Centaurās bikini skin is basically nude
Maybe drill another muscle to find pearls that Iāll lose again.
you see this ALO this is how SKKs act in a day to day
me waiting for Chen Hai to come back
maple syrup it is
bikini skins without socks
Hm
socks without skin
stop wearing socks in the water
This fucking skin? Burn it
There are two moods for summer skins:
Burn this shit to the ground
this skin is Heresy
Richie is both
Wearing socks with a swimsuit is a no no
joe salvador but who salvadored joe
you should try it on
Another brother joe did it
Polaās skin is bad
something something howe bikini
Xesse
Better than whatever I send that PoS skin above
Spits on the heretical skin
truth
Joe
I got a genius idea for a AL game
potdediarrhea
SoDa the Sosa
Five night at Essex

Penis titties
Enough.
If im correct, official AL mangas do exist ?
we love Roon in this house
scary lady
Cursouf
Richie hotter
she doesnāt look hot in that image
Cuter
she looks like strange QE
whatās with all these white names coming out of nowhere
Coming out of west minster
???
If she was hotter, she would be wearing that bikini instead 
She dont need a bikini to be hotter
Hi
The military police is gonna touch you
URs are kind
SRs are evil
SRs can evade your 1000 coubes like it's nothing
a whole week of waiting
man
i want them now
XD
That happened to me not too long ago. Can't remember which SR it was, but I didn't get her until the day before the banner ended and on a daily 3-spin for the event.
She doesn't need one
Sucrose looks like a teenage nerd in default
That makes Richie an old hag by comparison 
Classless compared to Richelieu
The Cardinal is no hoe
free lesbian sex
Btw this is sucrouf 
I don't see the issue. She can be lewd or nerdy depending on the time of the day 
Richie is stuck in the same "muh holiness" mode 24/7 
Half naked anime girls
are the foundation that AL is built upon
That cannot be disputed
however, the body type can be disputed
and I firmly believe in the supremacy of small and medium breasts
We must continue to resist against the boob monster invasion
Strip them of their rights
send them to internment camps
And kill rat
Me when I see an opp in public
so true
taihou has grown like 4 sizes in 4 years
And then there's Mog, who is both

brh
bruh
buh
Now pour some milk on the booba 
the factory must grow
kiwami cat
And we are back to booba.
Why is there a string connecting the booba part of the clothes? 
Why didn't stage 16 get auto-clear? They could have added some sort of combat speed boost or something.
coming soon
To a big screen near you
Was there a problem that they didn't add it right away?
They never add auto-clear right away at all
Usually they add it months after the map gets released
what is w16 ? Is it edible ?
Ah sad that none of the next NP ships have L2D 
To emphasise the boobs.
All the l2d are for ur/drs
Then where Moscow skin ?
under there
Sorry, old ur/dr
pretty sure Devonshire , despite being Elite , have L2D
i also consider it one of the best halloween skins
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Devonshire/Gallery#tabber-Sadistic_Demon
krazny skin is hot, but the feet is getting in the way
Even betterāļø
I find every character ingame so cute is it normal?š®āšØ
you mean nude dancing


First itās you jokers with your lame ass jokes
And now itās a scammer
this is why we canāt have nice things
justa nother day on ALO
would it hurt to take an idea seriously
hey jimmy, give me burger with nothing
dang bruh what are those skins
Hello to you all cool people
OMG SUITS!!!!!! I SPOT SUITED WOMEN!!!!!!
Doro plap
Boobs

We should get some ballroom dance skins
daddy musashi


i read musashi as mutsuki because of the
s and mutsuki in a dashing suit would be so adorable
maybe she's indeed mutsuki
don't dream too much
maybe you should embrace the EN and stop reading
Musashi in a Mutsuki suit would be millions times more adorable

spanking position
boobies

thats the yogurt effect
Want more? 
I would absolutely love more sleep. And when I get home will be passing the fuck out on my bed

Caffeine and Sugar not withstanding

Red Bull bomb for now 
Be safe
Stupid Fuckass Blizzard blowing through.
Making me drive back home a day sooner than Iād like
Boo
oh yeah
Price?
for me its gona be tmr afternoon
Itās hitting my area around 6 AM
So I gotta get back home

be safe out there
okay whats your paypal
mr admin sir while you're here 1) can you moderate and drive and 2) if so could you throw bricks at these scum in #game-news message 's reactions?
- No I cannot

tbh i only check game news to see how long maint's gonna take
Omg itās Hate Monger!!!!!
wrath month
Iām gonna touch you
š 

sex

Bro can someone tell me where do I get the item to retrofit Essex?
event, wont get it again for awhile
Oh man...
Shoulda make it buyable like Yuudachi's
Another thing, do we know when is Sovetsky Soyuz gonna re-run?
no
not for a while, in amagi cv's event her face got pulled off by chimps so shes gotta undergo reconstructive surgery
it's possible to make a rough guess but we don't know
and certainly i can't guess it
iirc like 2 years after their event
Damn. I made a rough estimate
Going by the re run period of other URs like Bismarck 2
And I thought we were gonna have Soyuz re run on February this year
But apparently we are getting a brand new Northern Parliament UR instead
Boobs
Moskva lol

Amagiā¦
prob soon
anyone online rn own the friedrich skin
you know where you tap to go from animated to ld?
like if theres a way without touching the actual reset button on the right I mean



hoi
hawt maid

Henderson!
ooohhh, pretty :>
John

Ballroom Dancing at the Summer Olympics
ilovehindenburg
ew
reich
i wonder what kind of diplomatic Bullshit turkey is hitting to hold germany at bay
if any
if such a thing is even possible at that point
summoned the old ppwer of the Ottomans
Mista will freak out when he sees how much power
I'm not interested in them.
nice
Mista hates 4, Jhin loves 4. Both are gunslingers 
Lol
2014, then his name in the keyboard forms a 4
Devils always cry
peak

Angels will not smile
Truly one of the well planned Characters by design alone

nothing beating him fr
:3
who is Kana Arima
me
gob

Iām gonna Dutch you
bro i rename my reich to iron blood lol 

hello. it is late
ah ok
Devils may cry
Interesting
Nice
ace combat 7
@arkyy do you want to be my friend??
there is also baltimore but that's for F-15S/MTD
i dont have that
Peak F35
too early
why
I want to be your friend
again.why
Because i dont have so much friends
You need to stop just forcing people to add friend and dm randomly
Srry i only want a friend
i am sorry.. bt i am not really a social internet guy and i dont trust internet.. i was targetted for a scam yesterday so sorry
have louis ?
that chin looks like it can cut diamand
HOLY LORD
There is any porn actress?

calm
tfš
calm
Pause
BRADAR ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ?????
i know azur lane server is unhinged.. but this is another level of directness

i want Millium dawn
Any girl that want to have fun?
where are the moderators bruh
Ok time to thanos snap
this is not the right server broš
I am a š³ļøāā§ļø girl in my bro account
And i want bubiss
we do not distingiush genders
Ttes
go back to playing al
bait used to be believable

choose
A. i invade france, UK, Spain, Portugal and invade east america
B. invade soviet
C. A and invade north africa
D. B and invade in A
NICE
E. Post in #off-topic

a

invade british raj and dry out the british
take over the whole world
alr
Hindenburg new skin better be good
rate this pic
i need invade Sardegna first
Look! A horny clanker!
i prefer my thicc morgan more
Is That Asphalt Unite? how's it going there?
For 2018 standards it goes hard till today, still sad bcs its tainted by FuckLoft
its oneof the only few good games by gameloft
Gameplay is the only thing
the rest
not so much

I stopped playing before the release of SSC Tuatara
its very free to play actually
it is, bcs I played it on IOS, sadly I stopped bcs burnout
its been 6 years ever since
ofc the Jesko, which I know for now isn't the fastest
I wonder why they always make some ships āattributesā bigger
since its probably the Absolut and the Devel which is faster
well... you can play fastest cars for free in events
sadly that's it, and you have to use them in lower stars which means bad everything, especially the accel and nitro
nope
top ranks
you mean Max?
greater than max
with their new overclock events every week
Like for example, if a Drive Syndicate event comes by, would it be max?
or is it weekly ones?
nah...weekly
let me show
probably like the Elite Status of Asphalt 8
it needs to be updated bruh...
go on..., will be waiting
oh yeah, with the portal thing
I saw it
one goes to Cairo
is what I remember
yeah, they did this the same as the Nevada Track, but its the only map with portals
there is even a battleship that you run over
nope. there is even a full seperate map
they gone
should i invade soviet and america ?
2 are Aircraft Carriers, 1 is either a Light Cruiser or a Destroyer
Nobody.
yes.. an amphibious assult carrier, a nimitz or gerald R ford class.. and then there is one BB i cant tel.. maybe its USS alabama
fair, can't even tell if its based from the actual San Diego Harbor
look
what
hmm
Earth like map nobody.
there is a map of San diego harbour in this racing game
How fast or performance is the Nilu27? Superior performance than the Trion and Chiron? or as fast and good as thr Batista and the Lambo Cian?
yes.. DO IT
Since a Fenryr Supersport is there, I assume its lower or on par with Chiron and Trion
here
Play car nobody.
what
First Azur Lane only
this is san diego harbour map with carriers and battleships
probably, unsure tho since I can't clearly guess it well, only the 2 Carriers is the only one I can guess
Also yeah, literally like Asphalt 8
Joe
that amphibious assault caRRIER IS DEFINATELY WASP CLASS


Playing expedition 33 for the first time guys
anyways
whas dat?
i am very sure there is no nimitz class carrier with CVN-11 marking
you done this Week's event?
Idk

Suit yourself
Also Shinano Skin till Thursday and Russian UR with Hinden skin
Oh that, lemme take a while then

As much as I love UR I might wait and see for what people have to say about the new UR because I really want Soyuz
Although Soyuz and the CV will probably work together
hell yeah
my cubes isnt happy tho
i love u
Me happy too
Ye I want Soyuz tooā¦.but with the amount of cubes I have I donāt I have to worryā¦.turns out passive farming is very easy
bro- seriously ?????????
I got 82 cubes so I hope Iām fine
Well for soyuz event you'll get over 40 build tickets since its a UR rerun
so gamble
i have 0.. but i am not interested in event ships anyways... i just want a select few
YEAHHHHHH GAMBLLEEEEEEE
IM NOT WORRIED ANYMORE
Ohā¦.
so spend all as soon as i collect them
when i do get them.. i start collecting and easily cross 100
More then 1700 actually š¤š¤š¤
Damn rly? Farming so easy for me
Youāre 2 away from exchange
Oh yeah cool
My best is taihou ofc
Im sitting at 1500
As in favourite character?
francesco took over 300 cubes (worth it)
No my fleet
i tried getting hornet II
i got every SR except hornet.....
Iāve never had to spend even 100ā¦
Yeah she is one of themā¦but with so many character I have many
hoi 
Hmm understandable
I got her in my first and only 10 pull I did š¤£
I was low in cubes soooo
What do you want to know~š¤š¤š¤
why do you want to know
I wanna see your fleet
You got 1700 cubes 24k oil 300k gold surely youāre really strong
Boobs
Shortking skk
yep
Dunno
Ok I show you in a bit
Rng gods were on vacation that time
I got both waifu from this event in 20 cubes or so

Oh yeah i get it
Aight
As long as youāre getting the ships itās fine
Ill princess carry u 
Please donāt
i-404 not found
404 ERROR
Iāve got more reasources then that actually, way more~š¤š¤š¤
hmmmmm, been a while since I last logged in.
(I-)404 not found in the system (I-)404 the new era era
highkey yostar has yet to fully tap into the goth mommy niche
we need like 20 more variations of fdg
I need more variations of Shinano and Musashi 
We need more bratty girls
yamato when 
fr fr
One want those retire old hag and the other want barely legal girl, how about we meet in middle and ask for Vanguard skin

The Login Unknown Error.
what yall mean "no"

Too old for my taste

In the meantime I will have to settle for becoming 3D shokaku. (going to a con next month and doing my second ever cosplay) 

false
The guy above me def didnāt forget about Kashino
we will never forget out beloved cow
How one one forget someone that big
Matter of fact he responded to the message 7 hours later

yeah ok epstein
we need to wait for her new skin to dominate again
Straight up took a screenshot of that

Ouchā¦ā¦
Takes their cranes and foxes and plops down in the corner
no.
What Cranes?
i will dissapear again until kashino get mentioned
Alr
Who ? 
i must return to my roots



The one and only 5th carrier division. :>
A certain Shokaku and Zuikaku :>
Those are cranes?
I thought a crane lifted stuff

Cranes are also a type of large bird.
drones
Some weird mini UFOs that crap on your car.
Me, I am a bird

Wym?
So something to run over with mah car
airstrikes shit

I can not speak specifically to the tendencies of cranes beyond those of the 5th carrier division.
Pass me the flamethrower
dealing no physical dmg but emotional dmg

a dinosaur that successfully coped with the meteor incident by being or becoming (relatively) small and an absolute bastard
š
ey
evolution 
i play in pax historia
why is bros user jus iron

I can almost feel the boobs
WHWRE
WHERE
I SEE THE BOOBIES
I EAT THE BOOBIES
I WIFE THE MILF
I MAKE FAMILY WITH THE MILF
Whatās that
IT SHOULD BE MEEEEEE, NOT LAFFEE.ME DAMN IT IT SHOULD BE ME INSTEAD
Yuuuuuhhhhhhh
How the fuck is it already 5:56pm
guys.....
time moves forward at a more or less constant rate, whether you're aware of it or not
how hard is it to get hornet..the OG one...
isn't
how..
wiki my friend
AEST
i have had 200+ shipgirls...not a single one was hornet..
it's got the answers you seek
What if I lowk stop time
i tried..didnt work
then it'll be stopped for you too, and you won't notice
i build for hornet and get slapped with SR...
Stop time for everyone but me
she's a map drop and can be bought with medals
idk why you're pulling for her
let me see..
odds of pulling are very low
i tried the map drop and wasted 4 hours of my life..
she'll come eventually\
or just check the medal shop each month. she'll pop up at some point
month......
no one ever said this was a fast game
and?
Hmm

the shop sells SR..
500 Fletchers
Hmm
Um guys how to supposed to get exp for this?
Vro I forgot what I started playing but Iām nowhere near doneš
The event is over
Oh i see...
wait approximated 355 days
Np
there's no valentine's gift anymore
but you can get a cny gift right now which is basically the same thing
Yea i got one already
But no medals like valentine
no one's looking at your profile
Fun fun, im on PST. :>
Yea i used the progression medal
not even you are looking at your own profile
be fr
it's the lamest flex they've given us
Ahhh I see
if you could use it as your chat border, that would be different
go to bed
I'll pass for the moment :>
I killed a spider an hour ago so I'm not sleeping tonight
F
spiders are friends
no squish
Tell that to the spider corpse
murderer

Spider wasn't paying rent. I evicted it through force
spider was eating annoying flies and other pests for you
Even though I also got a night crawler after the spider
you found a worm in your house?
Temps dropped so quick everything decided to crash in my place
Ah, no wait, it was a silverfish
would be much too big for a spider in any case, so you can't really hold that against the spider










