al-general

[tiny kraken]

Her being tanky irl really helped her fr

[flint vale]

i couldnt get laffey II

https://klipy.com/gifs/yellowsad

[tiny kraken]

[sage zealot]

Also elites make up some of the best ships in the games

[mental swift]

Damn she would be added in permapool next year don't worry

[static sparrow]

Amagi would love this

[mental swift]

well not all of them but after retrofitting them yes

[shut crane]

I would love amagi

[mental swift]

like for example

some of the chinese ones

or

[sage zealot]

[mental swift]

unicorn

[normal comet]

yeah, that sounds wrong

[flint vale]

i was too occupied writing a fanfic

[tiny kraken]

i wonder if she will be in the pull banner or perma free via rewards

[normal comet]

people can play AL and still socializing

[tiny kraken]

dw, I didn't get Willy D 💔

[mental swift]

That would be decided on 2027

[woeful badger]

To be fair, this was during lockdown

[flint vale]

yep

[mental swift]

I GOT Both

[woeful badger]

I couldn't socialize

[flint vale]

i did

[tiny kraken]

💔

[mental swift]

and I almost missed laffey 2

Until

[normal comet]

i hope you did now

[woeful badger]

I couldn't easily leave my house

[tiny kraken]

[mental swift]

My friend helped me in the grind

[idle pier]

I play AL but still have friends and can socialize decently, while not being the best at it

[mental swift]

But didnt get laffey 2 herself

[woeful badger]

Like I said, I got help

[mental swift]

And neither guam

UNFORTUNATELY

[woeful badger]

I have a social life

[tiny kraken]

I'm the only one in school that plays azur lane

[mental swift]

Same bro

[woeful badger]

But that initial stretch was rough

[normal comet]

everyone got rough times, it's ok

[jade olive]

99% of AL gameplay is afk auto farming

[shut crane]

[tiny kraken]

it's a university filled with gacha addicts too

[tiny kraken]

funny how I have this skin but not Willy D herself 💔

[mental swift]

I know enough shit about azur lane to tell to people but I don't know enough insider information too and I would be glad to recieve them

[woeful badger]

I still think the game played at least some part in preventing me from doing something I would regret

[flint vale]

a guy from my school did, he was a good friend but we went our own path

[woeful badger]

Though Taihou's yandere side definitely awakened something in me

[tiny kraken]

somebody from other courses approached me for advice because I was grinding WuWa in the library, but nothing about the lanes 💔

[tiny kraken]

😔

[mental swift]

I haven't "attached" with ships because I know this game gonna EoS anyday

But yea

[tiny kraken]

Laffey will outlive the game

[mental swift]

this game is better than any gacha game I've ever tried

[tiny kraken]

Laffey will outlive us

[flint vale]

eh atleast is still have a tons of friends

[mental swift]

It did

[tiny kraken]

true

[flint vale]

and im not a social guy

[mental swift]

I don't have a ton of friends and I'm proud of it

Managing a lot of friends at once

Sounds like pain

[normal comet]

i think twice to buy skins because of this too (i don't hesitate if it's golden hind skin)

[mental swift]

And finally this guy puts back golden hind on the nickname again

[normal comet]

because horni

[tiny kraken]

ngl

[tiny kraken]

understandable

[mental swift]

Well if I don't live up to some of their expectations then I would disappoint them and they would ultimately leave

[weak parrot]

the penis rapture is upon us

[mental swift]

Which would hurt me emotionally too

Which I dont want

So having few good friends is better than having ton of friends

[woeful badger]

Real

[weak parrot]

i just don't have friends in general

[mental swift]

Good for you, more time to focus on your own self, and I can understand that based off of your personality

[tiny kraken]

funny thing is, I act childish with my classmates and they all accept me, and made friends in that process

[normal comet]

you touch every one of them, it makes sense

[mental swift]

are you audhd

[weak parrot]

is that a complement or an insult

[tiny kraken]

kinda

more like bored as shit

[mental swift]

Both

[placid gulch]

WAHHHH SLOW AHEAD 2 IS HERE FINALLY

nice nice

schob

[meager vine]

apri

[mental swift]

HARBIN GUY IS HERE

[placid gulch]

saw u needed help with YorkMet, hoped to have helped a little

Infu ohayo

[flint vale]

most of my classmates were thugs, dickhead ect i was lucky to meet the peoples i know today

[pastel oracle]

[mental swift]

hi there apri

[placid gulch]

hi den

[mental swift]

How do you feel about the new ships

[hexed thistle]

dear GOD kavkaz

[placid gulch]

Moskva's fine -w-

[woeful badger]

I have two groups of favorite ship girls:

1. The cinnamon rolls that I just want to cuddle until the end of time
2. The possessive ones that won't let me out of their sight

[hexed thistle]

also

[sage zealot]

Shame we got another shitty CA who would be useless in a few months

[hexed thistle]

do yall prefer chang wu's skin or shinano's

im curious

[placid gulch]

I'm more suprised we're collabing with DoA again -w-

[jade olive]

Shinano cuz fluff

[mental swift]

Well it's a Collab rerun

[mental swift]

NEITHER

I PREFER FDG

[placid gulch]

yeah 3 runs now, amazing

[flint vale]

im more into calmer ships like richelieu and laffey

[placid gulch]

may as well make it perma now

[woeful badger]

A re-re-run. This is the third goddamn time

[sage zealot]

Shinanos skin was very very mediocre in comparison to her other one

[hexed thistle]

the hell is dead or alive even about

[mental swift]

New shinano skin and still no shinano oath skin

[mental swift]

Fighting

Its like tekken

I think

[flint vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1271389119091572807/cs.gif

[woeful badger]

Kind of

[placid gulch]

I think VV is a volleyball spinoff specifically

iirc -w-

[woeful badger]

It's less "fighting game with boobs" and more "boob game with fighting"

[weak parrot]

Tell Hurriyah

[stark fox]

Nah, that’s the Venus Vacation spinoff

[radiant cipher]

Omagaaaa

[hexed thistle]

just checked the screenshots of the specific version theyre collabing with, you can barely make up that its a fighting game unless you look at other titles

[novel bobcat]

reading back the stream highlights, nevermind the UR and all that, what the fuck is this

TB, you good?

[weak parrot]

AL is a horny game

[woeful badger]

Main line isn't much better tbh

[weak parrot]

finally, nude TB

[placid gulch]

omagaaaaaa

[flint vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yellowsad

[tiny kraken]

Yandere mode

[flint vale]

AL is a gooner game but you can cook up some really fucking cool thing from it

[stark fox]

We accidentally gave her Taihou Data.
Run

[mental swift]

damn

[tiny kraken]

damn wtf

[gentle charm]

when do we get Sinop?

[woeful badger]

Taihou? Nah, that's Akagi

[mental swift]

TB is turning on us, maybe she was an inside eye after all...

[gentle charm]

https://warships.fandom.com/wiki/Sinop-class

[flint vale]

oh god no not taihou

[hexed thistle]

just checked

[mental swift]

She sent all our information to the sirens

[hexed thistle]

ive been with this server profile

[tiny kraken]

you sure it's only Taihou?

[hexed thistle]

for a whole ass year

[novel bobcat]

oh, meta-regensburg

[weak parrot]

did you come from the inner city or something

[novel bobcat]

they colored her green...thats it?

[forest sparrow]

Peppy/Type L TB = best TB

[novel bobcat]

man meta ship designs are going down the drain

[flint vale]

not at all

[hexed thistle]

should i revamp it to something else

[woeful badger]

Taihou isn't quite that crazy

Akagi is

[normal comet]

how so?

[weak parrot]

taihou isn't particularly insane

[flint vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anakin-liar

[weak parrot]

she's just eccentric

akagi is actually demented

[jade olive]

Akagi is mental

[stark fox]

Reminds me of Acidic Glavenous

[woeful badger]

Tai is really just a misguided sweetheart

[normal comet]

she keep your double key and sneak to your room

fuh naw

[woeful badger]

Could be worse

[hexed thistle]

office shinano when

[novel bobcat]

i mean..... where is the time where meta ships looked genuinly different and hyper-depressed compared to their regular counterparts

this is just regensburg....made green

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

when nude long island is released

[normal comet]

omg green regensburg?!

[flint vale]

can a shipgirl tank a nuke ?

[halcyon matrix]

bro we're getting ANOTHER dead or alive collab?

[tight goblet]

who the fuck is this

[normal comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1111006169771814912/ezgif.com-resize_3.gif

[halcyon matrix]

dis the third one already

[forest sparrow]

Nevada and Eugen

[weak parrot]

eugen meta

[halcyon matrix]

wait holy moly

[woeful badger]

But Taihou isn't totally deranged, as her secretary story reveals

[halcyon matrix]

the new UR looks fire

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-gif-6970792024427356655

she did

[halcyon matrix]

this new UR ship reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on it

[tiny kraken]

bare armpits in sub 0 weather?

[wary garden]

why does the new elite ship look like fancy to me lol

[weak parrot]

akagi is the only one who is demented

[stark fox]

I’m willing to give Regen Meta a chance.
Curious what they’ll do with her

[weak parrot]

like she's beyond insane

[halcyon matrix]

she's used to the cold

[weak parrot]

she's actually demented

[tiny kraken]

they gotta market the elites Ig

[hexed thistle]

HMMMMMMMMM

[woeful badger]

Taihou just really doesn't want to be a disappointment (like her real life counterpart), and that manifests as being a little yan

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-training-bear-boxer-boxing-gif-1112450294281870515

[halcyon matrix]

plus some people wear bikinis in sub zero weather irl 💀

it's not too bad here

[forest sparrow]

Already more than rest of the community

[novel bobcat]

...a regen-mousepad

[woeful badger]

She mellows out especially post Oath

[novel bobcat]

[tiny kraken]

I might be just way too built for Philippine hellish heat but hell nah 💀

[stark fox]

It’s more so she has the emotional stability of glass.
Any minor criticism can send her into a depressive spiral. No matter how small

[halcyon matrix]

LOL

[pastel moat]

To all the eugen fans

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Ma_xDMwHVmo

[weak parrot]

what is azur lane devs are demented

[woeful badger]

Just like me

[tiny kraken]

Can't blame Taihou for being penetrated by Albacore

[flint vale]

i was supposed to get a enty mousepad for my birthday

[halcyon matrix]

so the UR event is in two weeks or what

[woeful badger]

Honestly, it was the abysmal damage control that really did her in

[flint vale]

i really need to learn more about AL lore

[novel bobcat]

wait wtf...the new UR is getting a dynamic skin? not L2D?

[flint vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-nicolas-cage

[novel bobcat]

bruuuuuuh

[stark fox]

I always give girls a chance with their personality.
If personality bad, I yeet them

[tiny kraken]

She was too hot

[wary garden]

I have a habit of mostly weighing my rent plan and just before maintenance occurs, I splurge all my ticket to one ship lol

[tiny kraken]

epic gif fail

[novel bobcat]

.....wait...
a skin...for implacable? after all this time

Manjuu finally remembered she existed?

[jade olive]

Another one

[woeful badger]

The way I see Tai's emotional instability, I just really want to give her a hug (I want one too but that's totally unrelated I swear)

[stark fox]

And she has some poison tea for you

[jade olive]

Bnuy needs skins too

[haughty verge]

love me some poison tea

[earnest condor]

It’s peak

[hard vine]

lewd the nun

[stark fox]

It’s aight

[novel bobcat]

https://klipy.com/gifs/re-zero-natsuki-subaru-5

[stark fox]

[mental swift]

Poison the tea and then DROWN HIM IN THE TOILET

and then take disguise and then become him

[clear vapor]

i want implacable in a conservative nurse uniform with funny interactions

[merry robin]

@meager vine

[mental swift]

sorry I played too much hitman lately

[tight goblet]

I lowkey might buy this one

looks like mommy ye

[novel bobcat]

I see what you are talking about.

[stark fox]

I probably won’t got her teacher skin already

[merry robin]

Implacable was a secret mommy all these time

[mental swift]

russian fancy

But her skin tells another story

entirely

[meager vine]

forgive me for I'm about to sin

[tight goblet]

what skin

[shut crane]

nice thighs

[tight goblet]

show

[clear vapor]

the type of girl that can crush watermelons with her thighs

[mental swift]

Its in the jp livestream channel, pinned

[novel bobcat]

kinda annoying there isn't a grouped pin yet in the stream channel, its all seperate images atm

oh well

[stuck wolf]

Hello
Any interaction guide for L2D for FDG?

[stark fox]

Feel free to do it yourself

[novel bobcat]

broski, do i look like a mod or admin

[stark fox]

You could get the images

[tired crown]

Pin when asked to pin pants with his head

[wary garden]

gn

[mental swift]

gn Inari One

[novel bobcat]

though normally the channel usually runs out of pinned item slots, there aren't a whole lot of pins to begin with this time

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-uma-inari-one-worried-gif-10054859405029920875

[tight goblet]

ok

[novel bobcat]

was there that little in the stream, or was most too NSFW to even pin

[prime dove]

new russian ships releasing soon?

[tight goblet]

#jp-winter-2026-livestream-discussion

[stark fox]

I don’t watch the streams

[shut crane]

nyaa

[tired crown]

[shut crane]

she was drinking kashino's milk too, her thighs got fat

[novel bobcat]

i was in the office so i couldnt watch (i am not watching this shit on my work device with everyone around me)

[mental swift]

You don't need to...

[normal comet]

hope they keep atago and owari halloween loading screen

[mental swift]

Just check the pin messages

[tight goblet]

hmm

[mental swift]

I hope they remove it just to piss you off

[woeful badger]

Speaking of Atago, part of me wishes she had a doggo tail to match her ears

[desert lava]

Is it weird to still bring blues and purples into endgame levels(mainly ranger). Like i have better, but i just can't bring myself to swap them out entirely

[mental swift]

Nope

This is what azur lane is made for

[sage zealot]

You would notice when you reach endgame , anything below w14 is trivially easy that your blues and purples would be fine

[mental swift]

Being attached to your favourite shipgirls

If you need more feel free to add more to your list

[novel bobcat]

hardly, W13 to a certain degree, 14/15/16 require SSR/URs really due to how stupid those maps get. everything else is whatever floats your boats

[sage zealot]

The general playerbase sucks at the game , if you can actually manual bringing rares into w14/15 is doable

[shut crane]

if you bring unicorn or another healer, blue ships can do w13 imo

[novel bobcat]

oooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkoRG38MXo

[echo harbor]

Ehh, I do it for fun sometimes

[flint vale]

i barely play story mode anymore theres so much event at the same time

[stark fox]

AL: Grab your favorite girls and kill things

[flint vale]

yes

[shut crane]

pmuch

[echo harbor]

End game meta suck, just bring whoever you want and have fun

[shut crane]

still need to clear w16

[shut crane]

16-3 is a pain

[stark fox]

And if your girl isn’t a mega tit mommy. She will only get 1 skin

[echo harbor]

Well, Implacable going to get a new skin

[stark fox]

Which part of that counters what I said?

[forest sparrow]

Boise has more than 1. But only 1 L2D...

And none are recent

[echo harbor]

I mean, Chang Feng have 2 skin already

[pseudo fulcrum]

Still clumsy with liquids as ever

[sage zealot]

Shima and Ayanami have some of the most skins in the game

[novel bobcat]

so that now leaves.... Plymouth and Drake now without an l2d, every other UR/DR has one by now

[echo harbor]

Eww, Roon

[echo harbor]

Ehh, didn't Ply have a L2D already?

[novel bobcat]

no

[stark fox]

Don’t think so

[echo harbor]

Oh, it is a static skin

I swear, I thought it was L2D

[stark fox]

I mean, a lot more skins are being made L2Ds

Also, looks like I’m only grabbing one skin this event

[novel bobcat]

funny how all those shipgirls i just mentioned (and implac until next update), also all come from Royal Navy

[stark fox]

URs outfit looks nice

[novel bobcat]

Manjuu hates the british ships

[sage zealot]

Also Laffey has like 10 skins

[echo harbor]

A more serious question, does Rupprecht have boobs or not? Her bikini skin clearly show a shortstack but her base and CNY are loli

[stark fox]

Yes

[stark fox]

It’s called “Not having mega tits”

[novel bobcat]

you tell me

[echo harbor]

It look mega proportion wise

[novel bobcat]

ruppy also has the most inconsistent boobs though, sometimes they are non-existant, then in other art she has like d-cups

[novel bobcat]

Schrödinger's chest

[stark fox]

She has tits. She’s just not wearing a push-up bra

[echo harbor]

Also, Rupprecht is the same height and boobs size as Ply?

[stark fox]

Or any bra, actually

[normal comet]

not as big as ply tho

[stark fox]

Rupprecht just has like… normal booba anatomy.
In that it doesn’t defy gravity

[flint vale]

lmao

[stark fox]

[novel bobcat]

well actually yeah...if you look at her properly then even in her base skin she is quite stacked

if you follow the outlines

[normal comet]

curvy and braless

[stark fox]

Her tits just do what tits do

They fall

[rustic sapphire]

Best girl

[echo harbor]

They sagged, you mean

[rustic sapphire]

Ruppy saggy titty

[stark fox]

We could use any number of terms.
Like Erect.

Point is.
Booba go down

[novel bobcat]

Gravity at work

[flint vale]

expand dong

[echo harbor]

So, if she use bra without padding, is she stack?

[stark fox]

Prolly

[echo harbor]

Hear me out, Nagato Retro but make her adult and stack

[stark fox]

They made her cleavage a little less pronounced in the final version

[novel bobcat]

they also reduced the shading of her hair

[echo harbor]

That's... barely change anything

[novel bobcat]

TB what are you doing

[low musk]

Enty 😭

Fire ??

[stark fox]

I assume we are gonna get some lore dump of TB being used as a backup for Dreamer.

And this is just Dreamer coming out after her death

[graceful hound]

I love this letter ſt

And ß too

[shut crane]

TB is whispering sweet nothings

[graceful hound]

"Tha'ſt no balls"

[tiny kraken]

she can ruin me

[stark fox]

Sir, that’s your daughter

[shut crane]

is it?

[severe lion]

Lmao Krasny kavkaz that pose is sooo stupid

[tiny kraken]

indeed. She can drain my bank account for anything she wants

[stark fox]

[flint vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-nicolas-cage

[mental swift]

Damn is this new TB voice actor

or just another showcase

[mental swift]

Is this nicolas cage

[flint vale]

yes

[mental swift]

I only saw him in ghost rider films so idk shit

[tiny kraken]

on a car with Pedro Pascal yes

[mental swift]

ah Pedro Pascal ofc

[flint vale]

h'es in a shitton of movie

[tiny kraken]

funny how Pedro's name abbreviates to PP

[flint vale]

like alot

[stark fox]

Damn, uncultured

[tiny kraken]

Nicholas Cage vs Samuel L. Jackson
Who gets to be in more movies

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/faceoff-gif-23531470

[flint vale]

i think its cage

[vivid pier]

nah sammys got it for sure

[meager vine]

cage was in a lot of stuff, samuel is better tho

[vivid pier]

especially if you dont count b grade movies

then its a landslide

much to think about

[flint vale]

i wish i was an actor too

[stark fox]

Nah, it probably sucks ass

[vivid pier]

it definitely sucks ass

[tiny kraken]

It's either you were already famous beforehand or have a lot of fucking talent

I'd prefer the latter

[forest sparrow]

I was blessed with ugliness so I thankfully never had a dream to become a Hollywood dancing monkey

[vivid pier]

neither of which applying to nicholas cage

[tiny kraken]

It does

[flint vale]

h'es good for memes

[tiny kraken]

Tbf, Nicholas Cage can act. He's just in a lot of dogshit movies

[vivid pier]

zach galifinakis is stupid famous and that was his whole schtick for years

[stark fox]

And he overacts the shit out of them

[tiny kraken]

True

[vivid pier]

which he is in because he cannot act well enough to be in good ones

[meager vine]

there are ugly actors too

[severe lion]

[stark fox]

Tbh we need some good old overacting

[severe lion]

Tbh #off-topic

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-long-john-silver-captain-happy-tim-curry-gif-15812038

[severe lion]

[stark fox]

Boat

[vivid pier]

hipper meta my beloved

[tiny kraken]

Debatable. I'd say he's good in good movies with good direction. Don't think he can improvise for shit though when the direction is bad

[tiny kraken]

Still as flat as ever

[flint vale]

how many metas did they add between 2023 and 2026 ?

[shut crane]

many

[forest sparrow]

At least 2

[flint vale]

i missed alot of things

[meager vine]

way too many metas

[tawny bay]

I checked Depot and Medal collection but don't find this item?

[tiny kraken]

Funny enough, Hipper meta was too cute that I actually use her in my 2nd fleet

[vivid pier]

the only good movies he was in were because the script writing absolutely carried, couldve thrown anyone in there & it would have been gas (see: national treasure)

[tiny kraken]

How many UR's?

[flint vale]

no idea i wasnt here i only restarted playing recently

[vivid pier]

9 trillion & 3

[tiny kraken]

There's probably more metas than URs ngl

[tiny kraken]

Not far off ngl

[severe lion]

I can't believe they are adding the wort cruiser to ever be built in the entire history of the world ever

[tiny kraken]

Which?

[vivid pier]

roon was an original character wasnt she?

[flint vale]

i wonder what azur lane will look like in the future

[pastel moat]

Oh do we have images of the new ships

[severe lion]

Krasny kavkaz

[tiny kraken]

By Wargaming yes.

[tiny kraken]

Oh that's abysmal ngl

[flint vale]

roon did exist i think but i was a completely different ship

i cant remember

[severe lion]

Her design is equally terrible

And she is a useless purple

[tiny kraken]

Roon didn't exist. What existed was her gun blueprint

[vivid pier]

i think none of you are picking up on the joke i was making but ill let that slide

[stark fox]

There was a WWI ship named Roon

[pastel moat]

Hmmm I don't like the one with blindfold

[flint vale]

yep this one

[tiny kraken]

And that

[severe lion]

Thats the one we are talking anout

[tiny kraken]

Roon was imagined by Wargaming, based off of the Hippers, but bigger and can fit bigger guns that were seen in the blueprints

[clever sierra]

[severe lion]

What even funnier is she is admiral nyakhimov class

[shut crane]

meow

[tiny kraken]

😭

[tiny kraken]

What the hell did they add? She looks ugly compared to the green cat

[ember spindle]

isn't that a different almost-ww1-era class?

[severe lion]

Ya

Idc azur lane sucks though none of this new stuff is interesting at all

[severe lion]

But I did buy a booster pack off eBay of the offical TcG and there is a good chance I will get a glowworm card

[vivid pier]

just use zenmarket & ship them from japan, 900x cheaper

[severe lion]

They are china and taiwan only though

And not being made anymore

[vivid pier]

japan has a tcg store nearly every 30 steps in major regions

one of ems got it

[severe lion]

Not sold in japan

Read

[vivid pier]

these are used card stores

[somber steeple]

She wouldn't launch till 2028 maybe

or even worse

Cancelled

[vivid pier]

i bought english cards there, im saying someone will have sold it to these stores

people rip packs they bought then sell the cards they dont want

[royal sigil]

[somber steeple]

there's like rumors that they gonna cancel Gerald r Ford class Ddg x clas

[severe lion]

Ok I will look but if I find nothing im going to blow you up

[vivid pier]

you were mean to me so im not telling you where to actually look now

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-torivegan-gif-12418033182770406748

enjoy your scalped weighed ebay packs

[severe lion]

Okay here is hipper card

Baka

[ember spindle]

[livid sedge]

Flat card

[severe lion]

I found 1 booster pack bp03 for the same price as the one I got on ebay and its from mercari

Using zenmarket

[lavish oracle]

why does belle in the live-action look like hermoine from harry potter?

[ember spindle]

which belle

[tiny kraken]

She isn't flat here. Fake af

[lavish oracle]

beauty and the beast

[severe lion]

Hermoine?

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/fairy-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-belle-zzzero-gif-2479788965133024321

[severe lion]

Why does she have like 6 skins

Wowwwow

[livid sedge]

When a ship is hot and has good skins but is bad in the meta

[ember spindle]

because it was hermione from harry potter apparently

[tiny kraken]

Wait ya'll just realized?

[severe lion]

You mtherfkers and your movies

[livid sedge]

Blame the Bri ish

[ember spindle]

i'm uncultured sorry

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-meme-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-brit-gif-25925990

[fierce cape]

Immediately we have UR event

[tiny kraken]

Tbf, I don't really care much for live action movies these days 💔

[livid sedge]

Azur Lane Slow ahead season 2 when

[severe lion]

Soon

[lavish oracle]

[fierce cape]

And another dead or alive collab

[livid sedge]

Laffey even found the comfiest booba to sleep on

[fierce cape]

3rd time

[severe lion]

Its cool I guess

[tiny kraken]

More booba

Laffey dominating Hiei booba when

[clever sierra]

[livid sedge]

Imagine it's cowpens

[clever sierra]

actually extremely huge booba can be kinda uncomfortable to pillow

I mean what

[hearty salmon]

Just take a saber and cut the damn strings , I’M GOING JN

[fluid surge]

Not finding anything about AL story is crazy (I also don’t know shit about the story)

[livid sedge]

The story is big booba ships shooting things with big naval guns

[fluid surge]

Yeah that’s the only thing I understood about it

[cosmic forge]

the story is about essex

and how she flexes on the world

also she has a cool flag

[clever gazelle]

Hmmm

[ember spindle]

big booba ships live in a simulation. evil aliens run the simulation and force ships to relive wars over and over. skk says "NUH UH!" and rallies ships to beat aliens' ass

[tiny kraken]

Still, who wouldn't want booba?

[somber steeple]

story of historical ww2 battles
and then out of the line

[clever gazelle]

Why we digging up unnamed project numbers

[fluid surge]

Gay people

[tiny kraken]

Gay women love booba

[ember spindle]

kashipens ❤️ ❤️

[somber steeple]

this what Al lore look like

[somber steeple]

anything but Early cold war era More Iowa class

[fluid surge]

Gay men don’t

[earnest condor]

Maybe because AL is about ww2 and nations had quite a lot of ideas for ships during ww2

[clever gazelle]

Lol

[ember spindle]

lsd regimen sponsored by wargaming.net

[somber steeple]

if that then

add ijn zipang

[earnest condor]

Get your schizophrenic ideas out of here

[clever gazelle]

Project 82 had 3 named ships, moskva being one of them

[clever gazelle]

Yes, as a final boss on the final chapter

[somber steeple]

150k tons ship

[placid gulch]

Cocoro seems to be a popular spelling of the name nowadays -w-

unless that's actually MY Cocoro using an artistic surname

[clever gazelle]

Who said they needed to give her engines, instead of being a glorified barrage barge

[placid gulch]

[somber steeple]

and this

[teal girder]

It's the same coco used in mococo too

BauBau

[placid gulch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fuwamoco-fuwawa-34

[clever gazelle]

No

[cosmic forge]

today?

[somber steeple]

5 main battery guns

[teal girder]

Hyeh

[clever gazelle]

Go get me that british bb with 7

Agincourt I belive

[somber steeple]

There's many of insane concept ww2 ships to add in al

[clever gazelle]

Yup

Like the other 12 soyuz's

A h44

British g class

[haughty gale]

Well for the smaller factions it makes sense ig

They’re not really as big as say the Royal Navy or US Navy/Eagle Union when it comes to real ships, that idea table won’t run out soon

[clever gazelle]

The soviets weren't a small faction

[pastel moat]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/4MX-OjhqML0

Here's owari da

[clever gazelle]

Just had a tiny issue of sending all the best designers off to siberia

[clever sierra]

[somber steeple]

500 fletchers

and more 500 fletchers

[fluid surge]

I remember seeing an art of her but with big boobies and thicc thighs

[hearty salmon]

I HEARD BOOBIES

[fluid surge]

Gooned to it 57 times

[hearty salmon]

Boobies be upin ye

Pic of me w the wife

Very nice soft boobies

[clever gazelle]

100, but yea there were a bajilion fletchers, and 5 bajilion uboats

[hearty salmon]

I go now

[lament umbra]

[hearty salmon]

TALLYHO CHUMS

[somber steeple]

5 billon Type VII

[clever gazelle]

Yup

We need all of em

[haughty gale]

Compared to the Japanese, British and Americans, they kinda were

[fluid surge]

Guys how do you larp in AL?
I thought maybe only talking about most popular shipgirls (roon, Bismarck…etc)?

[haughty gale]

Lard?

[somber steeple]

we talking about

[fluid surge]

Larp

[clever gazelle]

Well, the biggest issue they had was shipping off all there designers to norilsk or other gulags

[somber steeple]

When Mont- nope not that

[haughty gale]

I mean yeah true

[jaunty adder]

WHY ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER DOA COLLAB

this is bullshit

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-seseren-gif-822096645756115046

[royal sigil]

[light fable]

Lick her tails till you choke on hair balls

[clever gazelle]

And the best shipbuilders, and literally everyone who suggested that was a bad idea

[alpine ember]

So a russian brat huh .....

Shes cute tho

[light fable]

Russian miku loli

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-eyes-beg-cat-gif-426057463396629046

[rustic sapphire]

I love brats

[flint vale]

I hate brats

[wanton pelican]

Holy shit

I’m missing 1 gear skin from this

Or 2?

Or actually a lot I think

[dark solstice]

Omg it's happening

Never heard of that other thing tho

[static sparrow]

Is it a rerun or new event?

[visual cedar]

you could answer yourself but in this case i help you. if it would be a rerun it would be written there

[rustic sapphire]

New

[wanton pelican]

So the way collabs work, it is a rerun but they usually add a new unit or 2

[clever sierra]

i think i know which one

[wanton pelican]

Last time this reran was in 2023

[clever sierra]

[clever sierra]

[royal sigil]

[fluid surge]

I’d honestly crack both ngl

[wanton pelican]

Forgot I set this thing as secretary

[wanton pelican]

[rustic sapphire]

Well its the second doa collab but its kind of a mix of rerun and new

[fluid surge]

Daughter

[light fable]

Nuuuuuuu!!!! You're gonna attract the BA community

[static sparrow]

Well I hope it won't be a double banner thingy where they run the new event and rerun at the same time

like The Ryza event

[wanton pelican]

It might be

There is a lot of units

[light fable]

First ryza event was 🔥

[wanton pelican]

The skins were well what you’d expect

[potent moss]

Definitely one of the best collab events.

[meager vine]

tamaki wife

[light fable]

I loved the ost.

[wanton pelican]

My guess is she’ll get the l2d?

Thank god I didn’t spent too many gems this time around

I’ll probably buy all the skins

[light fable]

I want Nyotengu to get an L2D

[wanton pelican]

But there will be new skins

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-or-alive-doa-nyotengu-gif-13171340865025229347

[wanton pelican]

My hope tho is that there will be several l2ds

I will be sad if Marie gets the l2d again

[visual cedar]

lets hope with a bit less bobification than usual

we need good outfit topics and not the biggest boobs

[flint vale]

Yeah im tired of huge boobs

[weak parrot]

paimon is a demon king that is said to have the face of a woman

[wanton pelican]

Idk much about the game

But who do you think will be added

[rustic sapphire]

Choco brat

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-or-alive-gaming-you-lose-girl-fight-loser-gif-18293880

[thorn saddle]

They should add sirens

[fierce cape]

Going to be momoji, Rachel, and Ayane

Or helena, that white hair girl, and that energetic one

[thorn saddle]

Imagine a create your own ship using project identity as it's base, depending how you develop TB dictates how she'd be as a playable usable ship like changing her from hull types such as a carrier to heavy cruiser or from a destroyer to a battleship

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-rose-marie-rose-dead-or-alive-doa-gif-9246501012028959276

[ember spindle]

putting myself in pjid to become a melee destroyer

[rustic sapphire]

Less boob monsters more brats

[fluid surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151106653639413841/1464558120515666105/togif.gif

[torpid kettle]

less lolis

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-murmansk-gif-22377380

[lost notch]

Implacable fans....we won

We won huge

[fierce cape]

Number 1 trending girl for DOA

[torpid kettle]

thats the nun?

[pastel oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-finally-good-food-chef-gif-11616250

[ember spindle]

dead on arrival xtreme venus vacation

[wanton pelican]

@pastel oracle

Finally

[lost notch]

Yup

[pastel oracle]

This is greatest day in the history of our sport

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-1452662310833629741

[lost notch]

And im tearing my eyes out seeing it

[wanton pelican]

I’m gonna call the staff and ask them for a favor to remove the skin

[pastel oracle]

Wait till I buy it first

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-phone-call-listening-long-yeet-gif-11764220

[torpid kettle]

you will be second though

[pastel oracle]

Wait till I and everyone else have bought the skin*

[wanton pelican]

We’ll give it this treatment

[pastel oracle]

NOOOOOOO

One day that skin will arrive

[torpid kettle]

what is this ? xD

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-azur-lane-anson-azur-lane-meme-anson-hms-anson-gif-3083671737852821731

[meager vine]

why do I feel like I'm winning tho

[tall bridge]

man, that cursed design anson

[light island]

[meager vine]

tosh

[light island]

Shco

[light island]

you can't do that

Can u?

[lost notch]

Give my wallet a break 💔

[torpid kettle]

that old game. was good before they went 5th game route :/ and 6 was its nail in the coffin xD

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[tall bridge]

our fb page gonna have to do some censoring

[teal girder]

Implapable

[tall bridge]

cause zuck doesn't like oppai

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1470528713765687376/h09j8dlouexd1.gif

[static sparrow]

Hammann with a paint brush will do

[rustic sapphire]

Dont try to pull Hindy braids challenge

[tall bridge]

our fb page was fine with posting the new info for the shipgirls without censoring before

why is it not fine now?

[static sparrow]

Skull crushing thighs

[forest sparrow]

Helena's fault

[still dome]

Krasny shoulda had some shade of blue or gold as her accent color instead of red. The red is so jarring.

[wanton pelican]

Ooh Hindenburg skin

[tall bridge]

helena did nothing wrong

[still dome]

Pretty cute

[wanton pelican]

Ayo crop

[still dome]

Almost looks painful

[wanton pelican]

[ember spindle]

that was a crop of the image starchess sent...

[torpid kettle]

from what? its barely existing fabric xD

[still dome]

Shoulda circled it instead of cropping they sniped ur shit 😭

[ember spindle]

[still dome]

Idfk I don't have titties

[wanton pelican]

This should be higher res

[torpid kettle]

wouldnt want to "sit" in that position. that IS painful xD

[karmic delta]

Hello

[still dome]

looked very tight tho

[wanton pelican]

Nvm fuckass app

[still dome]

[karmic delta]

@pastel oracle

[forest sparrow]

Implacable feeding my sickness for the thiccness

[ember spindle]

girl let's get you a fitting dress wtf is that

[still dome]

what do we even pay for nitro for 💀

[static sparrow]

2nd and 3rd expressions in 2nd row

[torpid kettle]

still paying nitro ? ooof :/

[wanton pelican]

[molten fjord]

Lmao

[static sparrow]

[ocean pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkoRG38MXo

[wanton pelican]

[ocean pawn]

no akagi

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[wanton pelican]

Rejoice

[still dome]

I hope the skins aren't garbage again

I need to feed my skin buying addiction

[forest sparrow]

No Boise in skins nor figures. Wallet is safe for me

[ocean pawn]

figure addiction

[still dome]

I have that too

[ocean pawn]

skin addiction

[still dome]

but none of the ships I like get much love in the figure department except Formi

[ocean pawn]

just waiting for my 2 owari's

[still dome]

I have like 3 Formidable figures pre ordered for this year

[ocean pawn]

just waiting for that musashi figure

[glacial valve]

HINDENBURG SKIN

[glacial valve]

The fabric is begging for mercy

[fading plinth]

throwing the sex eh? (joke)

[severe lion]

Bro why are they even making elites

[jaunty adder]

as shinzo abe once said, have sex

[ember spindle]

to keep some variation in the game's rarities

[solar dome]

yes let's wish for even more saturation

[wise raptor]

[ember spindle]

when was the last time a "rare" was added? that would be very funny to do again

[pastel oracle]

[solar dome]

I think oite like 5 years ago

[royal tundra]

Mothgirl, 2021

[rustic sapphire]

Her boobs so squished it looks like two pair of asses

[solar dome]

and she was a login reward

[flint vale]

We need an event where in a alt reality Essex was mass produced and destroyed the sirens by herself after that she decided to create a religion called Essexism, took over the world and decided to invade our reality and spread Essexism

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-hypnotize-gif-26011153

[earnest condor]

it's peak

the implacable

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ash-baby-2

[solar dome]

what did they do to her

[earnest condor]

it's quite interesting that the kransy announcement has more 🚮

than the loli announcment

and there are SOBS on the loli announcement post

kill them

[flint vale]

Is this Jean Bart ?

[earnest condor]

kill

[gentle charm]

Ues

[gentle charm]

What

[earnest condor]

sobbers

loli

not allowed in ALO

[gentle charm]

Why the trash though

[earnest condor]

because it's dogshit

[flint vale]

Does the carrier hybrid exist ingame ?

[gentle charm]

Just because it's not allowed don't mean nothing

[gentle charm]

Amiral something

[ember spindle]

admiral nakhimov

[earnest condor]

if the admins did their job the sobbers would be punished

[ember spindle]

better known as nyakhimov since she's such a cute kitty cat

[gentle charm]

No

Not her

[ember spindle]

[flint vale]

I mean for Bart cuz she could have been a carrier hybrid

[earnest condor]

fritz rumey is the funky carrier thing

[weak parrot]

peepee

[ember spindle]

wait nyakhimov isn't even an aviation battleship or some other sort of hybrid what am i on

[shut crane]

a cat is fine too

[obtuse crystal]

You new?

[gentle charm]

CV built on Soyuz hull

Though never built

[solar dome]

wg bullshit

basically

[wise raptor]

I want the skin on my desk in 10 minutes, come on Manjuu!

[gentle charm]

There were plans ofc

[solar dome]

i thought they made project 23av up

[gentle charm]

There's also the CV for Project 69-I

[solar dome]

yeah

[flint vale]

Wdym im new, here in the serv ? Yes

[peak knoll]

May i just point out that, for seemingly no reason whatsoever, some of the Elite rarity shipgirls have designs even better than some Ultra Rares? I mean, look at Hai Chou and Cleopatra. Their designs are incredible

[solar dome]

cleopatra is ssr

[rustic sapphire]

Why krasny have so much 🚮 emote

[peak knoll]

Sorry, i meant Black Prince. There's too many sisters...

[fluid surge]

Boobies

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-enough-to-make-a-grown-man-cry-police-officer-make-a-man-cry-gif-15227532

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-courier-six-craig-boone-gif-255507718165368842

[weak parrot]

because her pose is terrible

[solid whale]

NP UR

[solid whale]

she looks lobotomized in this image

[gentle charm]

She drank too much

[solid whale]

i dont look lobotomized when i drink too much

[weak parrot]

you don't need to

you're already lobotomized

[gentle charm]

Lion is silly though

[full blade]

Azur lobotimy

[shut crane]

qt wifey

[solid whale]

and so am i

[gentle charm]

Cutie

[fluid surge]

I want Lion to cuddle me up at night 🙏

[solid whale]

[meager vine]

lion is very huggable

[solid whale]

boober

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

[flint vale]

Lion is gud

[fluid surge]

The Lion doesn’t concern herself with wearing pants

[shut crane]

bulin also

[weak parrot]

nuh uh

[flint vale]

sacrifice

[gentle charm]

Don't remember Avrora being this busty

[flint vale]

least moded half life 2

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-roon-gif-463145888374150040

[abstract ingot]

DoA? Again?

I guess not complaining, they did have good skins but

[lament palm]

As long as existing old ships get new cool skins, all collabs are the same to me tbh

[abstract ingot]

I like more Ozornoy and Moskva from these new russian ones

Ozornoy seems to be drawn by same artist as Ognevoy, she is extreme diabetes induced

[lament palm]

All the ships look nice but the UR imo

[abstract ingot]

Why not Moskva?

[lament palm]

The design looks like they chose to take no risks cause it was an UR anyways

[abstract ingot]

I mean, Kavkaz literally looks a bit similar to Alsace and another iteration of trying to copy Immy

[lament palm]

Most gacha games do same face or rehash existing characters tbh, as long as they do them well, I don't mind. AL just doesn't usually do it well, so I haven't liked it before

This is hot, I think they did a good job this time

[abstract ingot]

who's that?

[lapis ridge]

FGO and the eleventy-billion Sabers

[lament palm]

The ssr

Forgot the name

[glossy arch]

Completely ungrateful pos

[lapis ridge]

Krasny Kavkaz

[lament palm]

If you thought he had a bad argument, why would you give him more attention spreading the message in other chats?

[abstract ingot]

She does give me more vibes of Duguay on that outfit tbh

[lament palm]

And I mean, I don't agree with him, most of his arguments are dumb, but I don't think you need to be grateful to a gacha either

It'd be weird to be grateful to a soul less machine

[glossy arch]

That's fair

[abstract ingot]

He only ever goes to game feedback

[lament palm]

LoL slaves

[abstract ingot]

never seen him chat in here

EVER

only complain

[flint vale]

Its so well made it looks like 3d

[lament palm]

I reported bugs that haven't gotten fixed, Manju will never give a shit about his opinion

[glossy arch]

He used to be on the main chat like 5 years ago. Then he only showed up in-game feedback when we started clowning on him for dumb takes

[abstract ingot]

I only hate to be by the side of people that hate-post about new designs

[lament palm]

He really only has bad takes, which makes not being happy with newer designs look bad

[abstract ingot]

because then my complaints about lazyness, translation and music-making will be swallowed by the whole

[lament palm]

Cause everyone thinks it's all about sexual themes

[radiant glade]

he only posts in #game-feedback because no one can properly respond to him in there

[livid sedge]

They should make even more lewd skins, yostar is based

[abstract ingot]

I hate that new music in azur lane is worse than every single competitor out there

[abstract ingot]

make it tasteful and I agree

also Quality Check it

[lament palm]

Quality is a big issue for me

Don't sell me unfinished shit at full price

[glossy arch]

And what does he mean Bogatyr is "strung up"? What is he talking about? I don't see it

[abstract ingot]

goddamn it look at this

[lament palm]

Beats me

[fluid surge]

@primal hound I’m gonna skin you alive for reacting with “🚮” to my lion

[livid sedge]

Lion dommy mommy and the lion does not require the consent of the commander

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/xi-wazzup-beijng-china-xi-jinping-gif-14279522050910085087

[livid sedge]

Boing boing boing

[fluid surge]

Sitting there all hugable and ahit

[torpid kettle]

• givin out free bumps 😛

[late shale]

Hmm

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[abstract ingot]

You ain't cut for these streets cuh

[fluid surge]

Where did you get the emoji?

[torpid kettle]

lion twice a day, keeps the doctors away...or so they say 😛

[radiant glade]

[shut crane]

need to save coggers for the upcoming boats

[rose spire]

A person named infernal

[flint vale]

Eminem avengers leak

[rose spire]

Lion twice a day keeps me nice and healthy

[flint vale]

[abstract ingot]

*An evil person named infernal

[rose spire]

|| ||

[rose spire]

Evil?

[rose spire]

Excited for it

[abstract ingot]

Yes

[solar dome]

Москва

[mossy rampart]

Holy goat NJ

She's so peak

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/die-ez-fallout-3-fallout-4-git-gud-gif-9469523755249102811

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472165201943199755/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[flint vale]

Mods crush his skull

[rose spire]

<@&472236072743600148>

[rustic sapphire]

Hell nah

[vernal oriole]

[rose spire]

Hello

[lament palm]

There's been an increase in phishing attacks everywhere lately

We even get more at work now

[flint vale]

I wish taihou come to their home and cut their dick off

[rose spire]

Vro what

[flint vale]

I dont like scammers

[mossy rampart]

Ts is not tuff bro

[umbral hill]

Ping admins for scammers

Thanks

[rose spire]

Okk sorry

[mossy rampart]

Oh bro made all the mods pull up

They finna time out yo booty

[tropic viper]

Another research complete

[rose spire]

Yeah these scammers are crazy

[real hamlet]

Nice!

good job

[rustic sapphire]

Mods coming when you @ them

[rose spire]

[gentle charm]

Kat

[shut crane]

angy tb is real

[gentle charm]

Little thief

[normal comet]

kazan jumpscare

[rose spire]

Give cat

[peak plover]

Counterscare

[rose spire]

[lament palm]

Freud would've loved this community

[gentle charm]

Breast frostbite

[normal comet]

idk she's that big until i use her to grind

[rose spire]

Give

[shut crane]

oh yeah, how do I get to look at chang wu's back? I think that was a feature of her skin