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Cleveland classes that aren't biloxi and cleveland need more skins
Those two have so many skins
Columbia has elephant
Azur Lane JP LiveStream in 5 hour soon! 
Im going to sleep
Whoever was last month skin also qt
damn reading queen's orders is really a blast
tell em to bring out the envelopes
i already opened all my envelopes and had just bought dock slots like last week. where did they all go 😭
or was it two or three weeks ago i don't remember
Donkey 
healthy boobie
HELLOO WIFEEE

HOT DIGGITY DAM
WIFEEE
Can you ask your sisters wife to pet my head. 
Donk
My sisters wife?
You mean my wife’s sister?
Ye
She said yes
Tirpitz is lesbian 
yes
and that's how Vicky give up and call the Lancasters
The table has turned 
Boobs
besides the occasional harassment and multiple assasination attempts, yes its a very gucci life
is marrying one of the bismarck sisters a buy one get one free deal

okay lowk this takao fanfic im writing is sitting in the dust for 4 days now
If you marry tirpitz you won’t get Bismarck because I’m here
they aren't very close, so probably not

we can be the connection
like, bismarck's number one regret before not dying was not getting to meet her sister
Yeah that
so they straight up never meet before bismarck's return, and tirpitz spent years thinking her only sister was dead
tirpitz prolly doesnt hate her sister for that
no
and the only time she got to shoot something, a tiny weather station in Spitzbergen
but they're definitely not so close that the kind of relationship proposed would easily fall into place
That's one hell of a way to force the NEET out 
well she succeed this time, dragging Tirp to become race-track depot-er
this show is so cute
sesbian lex
she looks like sayaka from madoka magica
you'll never expect what the OP sounds like
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
somehow that would be less surprising than what it actually is
nipps
dang what else do u have bro
hmmm
mikasa wanted on the board
bomb again 
Which implies it happens more than once 

Gk or Preussen, should be higher rarity than FDG
9 legends, 10 pc
I mean.... Hakuryu and Shinano are Also ur only....
Both t10 too
Warspite is UR... tier 6.....
since FDG already DR, only possible term for GK/Pressuen is UR
Meh...
or beyond UR
If that the case what is CVN 65 in future? .... God Rarity?
Few hours?
yes, the stream
Ohhhh riiight can u link it?
that would be funny
the one ukranian guy i know would probably get a kick
My thoughts would be they’ll go for pc instead
Ukraine deserves the love,..... ALSO FUNY FACT..... Ucraina was the fursthest Finished Soyuz of them all.....
Should start in 4 hours the event
But legends preussen better hehe
not sure if Pruessuen is "too large" for AL criteria
I mean ca
Well, on Legends she is just pin point accurate with a 24sec reload.
Do you know what hull project fdg is?
And Wym by too large?
H39
fdg is between 39-41, and GK/Preussen is between 41-42
Nvm then I thought she was like 42 or sum
FDG is EXACLY H39
Ohhhhh so fdg is smaller I thought she was bigger
ain't that more of UvH?
H40 is GK , h41 is Preussen
FDG is 60k tons, GK/Preussen is 80k tons, larger and heavier than Yamato
Kurfurst
I think h44 was supposed to be 140k tons or sum
H39 56 Empty 60k loaded... FDG is H39

Hrm
And as u see, H39 is the only H with 406mm Guns, as FDG Had
and what armanent is UvH?
UvH is also 406mm, she is FDG her sister
should be identical to FDG right?
Preussen is the H42,
Wows Sadly didnt gave her the planned 480mm guns but the US 458guns.
Yeah


since iowa is 271m , u can guess the rest
Yeah G.K is a Wows Immagined H42, Preussen is a More Accurate representation of the H42
FDG is a mix between H39 and H41
Wows’ H42 is Hannover
GK is just made up nonsense
Made up Lets Immagine H41 Nonsense yeah
and Hannover is even heavier than H42?
Well Wows Hannover is a H43 with Somehow H44 510mm Guns
Hmm
desu yo ne
Wows Mixes those H classes stuff all around. Because they rather wanna Reuse assets then make new Ones
ain't Hannover gun 483?
Lemme check i forfot
Baltimore

No
Hannover has 483’s
Making her H42
Wows h42 yeah
Thats what i did but they forced me or else they said they will beat me up which they did after i followed i didnt want trouble😢
Bro those aren’t friends
Are u play WTM ?
War thunder mobile?
International Space Station Baltimore 
They arent my friends my other friends just wants me to go away and hang myself or smth
No I don’t why?
I just ask for play WTM with me-

I think you should find new friends
🥹
Hmm I understand then
Nobody wants to be friends with me but you guys...🫶
This server is the kindest server ive ever been lol
I meant irl
Belfast
😭
"kindest server", why it sounds concerning
I will try tho👌
Belfast my Queen
“Kindest”
I didn't buy her and spend for M48 Germany Faction
So its not? Am i mistaken?
Is M48 a tank?

Maybe i have a different oerspective thats why
since u said ALO is kindest, what sort of other warzone do u have?

Hmmm Baltimore should be fun to use
Too much to say💔
ok say no more
@rose spire nah I just buy Baltimore and got rape by 2 Battleship in first battle 😭
@stiff forum you think I should play the USN tree if I go back to wows?
M48 Patton
Wow
Well…maybe she isn’t that good
No
She good
But i stupid
I choose 1v2 battleship
I’ve never been to much on the idea of tanks compared to ships
Yeah understandable
M48 is development of M47, which is development of M46,....which is development of M26-Pershing used in late ww2
Worst war thunder mid tier tank to stock grind btw😢💔
Apcr as stock ammo🥀
I have Mikuma or something in Japan
Heavy Cruiser
And I will buy Amagi
She have more than 3.000 or 1.000
Before I buy Baltimore 
Guys i have 109 medals of honor can i buy any ships with it?
So much developments what were they tryna start
I like war thunder ground battles
Uhmm
Amagi is peak
I like the realistic one are you talking about the realistic grb?
M48 would be definitive for sometimes, until M60 came out in late 1960s, then the Abrams in 80s
Fuck, @rose spire should i buy Merkava MK2 in WTM ?
Uhhhhh I’m talking about just ground battles with tanks
Ok✌️👌
Buy it plsss
Nein
Hmm tanks were still being made in 80s dam
Best armour
Need more than 1200
I do not know I’m not a war thunder expert
I am tho i got 1000+ hours on it
personally, Soviet tank development surpassed American's until 60s
I have like 10 hours
Swedish low tier
so much history I need to catch up on
Im sorry if im in your game😈
I don’t even play anymore😭
Worst thing
Ok👌
it's whole different discourse from warships, and aircrafts
I don’t think I got the brain to memorise tanks along with warships
@rose spire lol, I want WTM update midway map lol. Attack carrier 😭
you will need at least few weeks worth of research for rudimentary
I know wows has it
Yes i definitely will
I'm trying to Leopard 2K and Leopard 2PL
and u can achieve passable knowledge of tanks to be chattable, without the need to play War Thunder
Truth nuke
play WT is your own time , mental stres and benefit in the topic
Volumetric or something
I don’t play war thunder tbh
neither do I
but what u can do, without have to sit and play it is
install WT, log in just to see vehicle models
With the knowledge i obtained, i can now disable Russian T tanks from the front (i think)
and do some simulation
some advanced knowledge than u can analyze from playing WT is, u can guess the variant of a vehicle by just a pic
Yeah I’d imagine so
Wow we were talking about the m48 patton then ships then grb then war thunder stuff then now
sadly, i know a person who played WT so religiously, he become self-centered asshat with unarguable-ego of his vehicle knowledge
If you had a time machine and btought war thunder to a fellow roman citizen he would start worshipping it✌️🥀
that's a (hopefully rare) sad example
they would be hardline Italian-branch

Littorio
unlike Pasta-navy, that there were some quality-stat-and-aesthetic warships, pasta-army was the most heavily mocked in all branch
Littorio was a good ship tho💔

If you want to be very pro like me in war thunder (im bad at the game) play arcade and slowly learn tank combat vehicle playstyle armour weakpoints and basic skill of helping teammates then switch to realistic then learn tank armour and types of shell very clearly and must now use binoculars and start practicing shooting basic enemy tank weakspots then transition to simulator and there learn real warfare tactics such as identifing tanks more easily and knowing where you are on the map
probably br. up to like 5.3?
Ohh yes thats when war thunder gets serious😭
is that the BR of late-ww2 vehicles?
Kv 122 in a downtier🥀
Hop on top tier Air gng ✌️
or early coldwar?
I’m still using like the first tank in wt bro give me a break💔
There's ships on war thunder no?

they have
Indeed
gradually fillin
pc still stuck on ww2
Soyuz is a fcking war crime inside WT
Whllie mobile have guided missile boats
the thing is PC player won't have aim issue then mobile ones
They need time to balance it
Elaborate
There's still no sub yet
I wonder how does guided missile ships will work in game like wows
1.0 to 3.0 1936 to 1941 tanks
3.0 to 5.7 1941 to 1944
5.7 to 6.7 1944 to 1955
6.7 to 8.3 1955 to 1960
8.3 to 10.7 1960 to 1990
10.7 to 12.7 1990 to present day
Pls not some war thunder vehicles are out in different brs other than its original historical counter part example pt76 is in 5.3 its supposed br is 7.7 since its a 1960s tank but its very bad and underperforming so devs put it to the appropriate br where it should be fighting against its enemy properly
Holy yap
game like sea power than still make sense
yo hi
Yes😭
Hello there
Mommi
cuz you can only give a ship order not fully controlled

or all modern-ships-arcade like Modern Warships , of ships between 1946- 2046
There is theres yamato bismarck arizona
I even have yamato
Only good reason to play war thunder is for the goat Su-34
Also mushashi
Cool
That game become slop
Also cool
🙏
they just modernized every ww2 battleships
So you saying best ship in the game?
I have that model irl
Time to grind navy in wt
damn
Boobs
had a mid ass breakfast
Wait is Soyuz in wows?
Don't lose hope cause everytime you getting 500 xp after a match
What was that
You didnt see that

example this is Bismarck
this is the physique I want to achive at the gym
Nobody gon believe yo ahh
Modern warships
i can lend you my gym sheet
I saw that
to acquire my kansen magnet physique
I can see it on your pfp
Awww is there tiers in the game?
Thats the wind nothing serious or is it?🤭
Hey woman I didn’t know💔 what tier is she?
Hello
and hi @blissful oxide
need a torta to roll over my back like a rolling pin
I want someone to roll me over like a rolling pin my back hurts
Next wt event is an American battleship 
Yeah because I know what tier this
?
Hm? Which one
Last tier
Is that like tier 10?
considering how this game works in 2026 why do i even play instead of just becoming an excel championship participant with a booru on the side
So tier 10?
is it the USS warspite
Don’t know, devs just said American battleship
Tier 7 is highest I think
Oh yeah
Haii :3
my stomach and back and head hurts but I want to watch Minecraft videos
is ethier fast battleship or those dreadnoughts
Baii :3

Saw that pfp and physically recoiled like a kid with ptsd
I am predicting immense garbage considering the last two events
i can fix you..
@somber steeple grim should I kept using my or switch to mp
Whos specific pfp?
May i ask?
😳😳
Hmm
🤭🥀✌️
Amongus
Hmm
Its midnight in my time😮💨
it's almost 4 pm for me
Have you unlocked random battles yet
Huh
What
mine. it's from the hit 2022 video game goddess of victory: nikke, at a moment when things were Not Okay in-universe
not yet, I could only play on my phone recently
ab cro
Goddess Fall keeps coming back to haunt me

depends on you ig
btw is Japan choice good?
I'm close to level 120 😫😫just 2 more levels
i Iost most my memory in arena breakout moblie
They have good range you can snipe from afar
well fair enough gonna use the mp for close quarters combat since the recoil gonna be goofy
Keep overworking your ships and don’t feed them
Good nation to learn that you will need to aim and accept you have minimal armour
For a beginner however, I’d say German of Russia
I've been doing the campaign after years of not touching it
and grinding for ship drops
you mean the mp5 right
Yea
war thunder?
Yea true depends on your aim to be honest
Wows
JAPAN IS FUCKING AWESOME
load with dum rounds and find rat spot
AL JP in live 2 hour left.
What are kansens' piss made of? 
ykno how tanjiro can smell someone's backstories
you think he would start crying if he smelt da dookie i dropped in da latrine yesterday
Yeah I feel as if only point of doing campaign past w12 is for gems
i love zao
wait my guns sometimes doesn't work
31 km range
Yamato vs mecklenburg💔
GLORIOUS IJN FUSO IN WOWS
What kinda oil?
do i need to face them to the side or sth
are you tryna make me join the rats
i only have like shipgirl 40 slots left so now i have to build a proper aa team
This kinda meme is so old
Brooooo
I fuckin love fuso

behold...I don't care
maybe
This headache is killing me pardon if i talk like i just fot a lobotomy
Wdym gun doesn't work? Do u aim them out of the range?
I wish the internet was still like the 2000s: no id verification and i can say whatever i want without consequences

U good?
Now they wanna monitor us
yes, yes I miss the wild west internet
The anti christ
Been feeling sick and tired lately, but I'm ok
Get better


I just found out there's mold in my room
they are next to me and my gun sometime wont shoot
Mmmmm yymmy mold
Wrong server💔
Hmm
Oh let the gun turn first
😭
Scam gang
But i am too lazy to rid of it
this game is that realistic
i saw an armpits team once
Yea
i played modern warship and its not like this

100 skill game
And i saw ark with destroyers teams
I should put up a meme team too
my precious
@stiff forum I think we getting Blackbeard in wows💔
How I expected AL crosswave to look like
Three perverts as main and three yellow hat destroyers as vg


Hmm
atago more valubale
because you can't get her anymore
along with kaga
limited?
ATAGOOOOOO
no banned
Me when

head hurts but I can't sleep it off because the headache is distracting me so i just have to wait for the painkillers to kick in
because ai kayano controversy and she got removed from Azur Lane and Wows..you can still get the ships but not the commanders
think you can still mod the game though
Azur lane only lack of sex mode
Other wise already had over-borderline loading screens
Hmm ima play wows

Ship or commander?
tf am i reading
She's still available
Atago's bare ass with a tail plug loading screen
commander..still very good with the ship myself in ranked
with Owari?
I kinda want napoli
yes
If Azur Lane had Browndust2 tier skins they would be unstoppable
None of commanders of AL are available
wait, i didn't turn on the volume
we have commander on ships in wows?
Azur Lane x Legend Clover collab whe-...

well yeha because it is a once a year event
What is ts
Yes that's what was the AL collab about it gonna return soon save up doubloons
Ts wasn't the wind
Ok I didn't know gfl fans had beef with al players, i got dunked on a server with gfl fans because i play al
you can get a few or one for free depending on the event, rest you have to purchase and I have every commander
Unless it's just those specific people
aight
Right now?
What
On legends
See
Erm
azur lane x taimanin
Ill oil up the person below me
yes. there's even hindenburg, who as a blueprint ship is effectively a rerun of the eternal al-wows collab in another game 
71 thousands fucking doubloons 💀💀💀💀
Hmm I thought pc have different time periods for the azur lane collab?
I can afford it💔
man maybe i should hop on this game
Right now?
can i still get them
What game is this
I don't think you can
I got a quite a few for free..rest I paid
Damn
I’m like 99% sure legends doesn’t have some of these commanders
Not rn
Ägir!
world of warships on pc
this is on pc

phone game has fucking zeppelin
Yeah just comparing which commanders they have
with all due respect shimakaze is not fit to command a traditional ship, who let her in here 😭
There's world of warships legends too console mobile together pc joining up soon
Why💔
because god hates us
Why can’t we all just play on the same server regardless of device💔
That's what legends is about soon
That lowk should be changing tho

I always wanted to play wows with you
Mobile vs PC vs console
I’m finally getting what I want😭

you have like collections in the game and if you get them all you can unlock azuma for free
oh my god my headache is finally gone im fucking free
time to hop on pc and binge minecraft videos
Nice
Is Schlieffen in legends?
I forgot
Ty
Hmm
wheres new jersey
I kinda want to play American navy
Inb4 AL Surcouf
Auction only 
Commander nj
Im investing in surcouf

I upgrade her FP stat
Funny boat 
is that the suck off

Submarine with Battleship guns
Gun
Looks weird
isa this game as complicated as hoi4
Or was it a cruiser gun.

Ahh, average Heavy Cruiser caliber I guess.
You mean ISE?
im defo focusing it if i see it
There is no fucking way amagi bb was created in 1919
Oh my lord
The tier 8 Italian bb is only worth there
and she's a bc* , not bb
Hmm
It’s Lepanto not Littorio


There is
Ohhhhh
1/4?
That's the sloppiest livery of a police car I've ever seen
||there is an error, please check the website or reach out to your local [bank] branch||
||I have no money||
1/6
get subbed
Easy access
Wait, who's this Regia Submarine again???
who is regina?
Tf, autocorrect
Sorry to put this much peak on the server it might be overwhelming but here it is
Leonado Da Vinci (name of sub)
Leonardo da Vinci
Oh wow, named after the great da Vinci himself.
So there's 2 Regia Marina submarines in the game???
3
Leonado Davinci (the blonde petite tinker), Torricelli (the Hex loli), Maggiore Baracca (the shameless-M pasta-Miku)
peak mc donald's internet
heh
even leonardo has very lovely thighs
Smoll thighs
Huge thighs
Boobs
When will we get a fancy figure
I'm more of a boobs person, but nice thighs are nice
I agree with the person above me
If a Harbin skin gets Announced Scream at me
the person below me gonna post harbin
ever played air assult 2
nope
Flying Harbin aka Z-9 Harbin
shipgirls setting off for war
KII
Im a boob person but this is peak 
I like ass and boobs
ALVITR
something ain't right alivter

It's booba hour
did someone say booba?
LION SPOTTED LION

Azuma and Alvitr?
What is little enty even about💔
Why can’t they ever be normal
thats why you never check ingame chat
I should of learn that long ago
Yes
2 big booba teachers 
Dork is also one there, ain't she
hello
Why is Hood x Bismarck yuri always feature Hood being bottom
It just feels incorrect 
I don’t know how I feel about this comment above me
Boob monster
Your a monster
Yes he is
The commander could not command the black pearl
Femkikan

I think women can do erm...things
Commanding
Boat
thanks for the fucking core memory oh my god
Flying Dutchelf : shoving jet pack to Golden Lewd
Ts is funny

Gouden leeuw with jetspack is a good idea
boats
better if she achieve supersonic
u mean clankers
Boobs
Ignore BA one 
hot sexy clankers near you
if you love/respect a robot enough to fuck it you shouldn't be calling it a clanker 
the robot that is high-tech enough to offer clanking protocol is worthy of one
Grannies clank. Dont wish for that. Thats eeeew 😂
I know yall gonna mention that pregnant robot in china
Still
The baby wont have the robot's genes
Yes
robot use nanomachine, not gene
Whitebeard my goat
Gender bending, impregnating robots...those are wonderful fantasies that some of us like 
However, they're towers of babel
Segs
won't stop robot from clanking the flesh
Are shipgirls clankers or semi-clankers? Considering that they're made outta metals and other materials

or stop robo-segssual lady to identify a robot disguised as human
i think shipgirl is synthetic-human, with cubes as nanomachine in cellular level
may has skeleton as stronk as STS
Do shipgirls have fake boobs ?
Hipper
Well, except hipper
hipper mu
got the rolling hills of eastern iron blood, all natural, in a form you could see on people irl
go outside

The sex lab
this is a trap made by roon for commander
so obvious ehhh
also link multiple games' girls with same voice as Roon together
Dont lewd daughter 
Did i just squeeze her?
roon got trained by sparkle or something?
@rose spire
waifuton
White gyaru
hot wife
where

Brother wants to skip his forklift job just to watch the livestream
I said to him:
No Job = No money for skins
He should explain to his boss he want to see anime boobs on his phone screen
until his boss surprisingly approve, on the condition boss also watch with him
confirmed
Anime boobs can unite people

Watching AL stream with my boss at work
nice tummy 
then found out your boss is SKK level 170
He is 60y old and a gamer 
gaming will increasingly become a hobby for retiree
only if u dont have to pay the price of a house to buy 1 computer. hope ai is gone soon xD
I use cloud gaming because of that
depend if u want minmax spec or "just playable"
Rtx5080 works well 
hhf with ur latency once everyone has to use it 🤣
Latency is 10ms in wifi
have fun*
thats why "once everyone has to use it"
just hope 6G will address most of that
😉
good oath skin
well if your countries internet is based on fking COPPER! latency becomes a problem sooner rather then later xd
indeed 🥰
lol copper
back to old-school LAN eh?
I remember copper, 20 years ago
"future-proof" someone said about 30 years ago. "tv is the future" my ass ^^ over here
lan is superior
comes with a little cableproblem on long distance
or you could run fiber optic directly to pc 
u mean CRT TV 30 years ago?
tf how long does your cable need to be
80m* 
Snipe that fucker
well.....router in the next room and i dont want everyone to trip xD
but why
also 80m should be fine no?
how big is your house man you won't need 80m
nothing, 80m is just Endfield meme-standard
just tv in general. so they took copper lanes > fiber in the whole country. now everyone has slow ass internet compared to the rest of the world 🤣
they do. as fast as a snail xD
i live with 10mbps
you cant hurt allies (anymore) in wows xD
Don’t hurt Baltimore
Anymore? You used to? Awwww man
yep but people ran into "friendly" torpedoes way too often xD
I hate torpedos😭
They so annoying
Maybe I should just dodge
yup they are. and it was a hard skillcheck to look for friendlies before youd launch them 🤣
I experienced that A lot
too late
So mean
shes one of them
now you only get team dmg warning and your name goes pink :/
yes squish
oh well good times 🥰
pink name kinda cute

Idc dodge😭
Bleh
Essex choco milk cute
Hey woman it was my first time using a tier 3 cruiser give me a Break
Is Wows fun ?
Yes
sometimes
No
WoWs ?
Yesn’t
I just play Wt naval realistic
Don’t do that
WT or WTM ?
WT
I haven’t played much wt naval I don’t like it as much as wows
I just use Baltimore and Rape Ayanami
What

I love it
Z15 for life
In WTM
yes

I got Bisko ofc
But I wanna try us navy
You did the whole grind for her ? Damn
And almost got rape by Hipper and 1 Submarines
I know but you could of worded it literally anything else
Worth it
Uh….
tf am i reading
War Thunder Planes...but in VR
I will grind her too
But in low tier Z15 rules
Hmmm
peak
Got "kill" ?
ewww
Simulator peak
fr
How she perform?
oh wife
You know annoying cas players ?
kinky
Cas?
Yk the thing everyone hates
Ohhhhh
If you spot an enemy ship close, maybe around the corner
Sea turns yellow from secondary fire
Boom
Enemy gone
Shes the best
Z15
I get wooped in wows before I can even find a aircraft carrier (I’m not good)
dutch airstrike
close booba support 

HOT DIGGITY DAM ÄGIR
Such a good ship for low tier
burger

Burger











