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Dunkerque is my favourite French ship of all time
It's so goof
Good
Very fast
Its goated
tiny richie
In wows, it's good, but the accuracy is ass
Only 18.1km range too
But I think it's better to play than Lyon
Or Normandie
Because they look
Not
Um
Yk
@radiant cipher ,buy the game, bro
My ass is in the 1km range

buh
Try and stop me
I will pat bisko
imagine if they add Nike Missiles to azur lane
Why does everyone get the cute lovely bird and I get the fucking spawn of satan bird
What. They're only self defense nukes
Are you a mielionnaire?

Legitimate nukes ?
Very good
Being a miellionnaire means you have a lot of honey
I’m gonna lather you in honey
Is there a reason for it ?
Sticky Diddy
How‘s new vegas ?
deathclaws
i never did a cannibal run lmao im too kind for ts
Lol
But understandable
the worst thing i did was betraying the railroad because i joinded the BOS
or killing my father in fallout 3
Exactly
Hmm
Clanker rights do not exist
destroy all clankers
a penis isolate
i hope your penis gets coated in honey and eaten by bears
squishy
Hmm
Damn i dont have the „kneel“ sticker
Tell snow
Good job
hmm?
Are ship girls considered clankers
Nah
Yes I will clank them
They are sentient after all
And ships never were AI

Kfc have you seen Fancy's video
The trailer?

The one where she's eating
Yes
Oath deserved
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azur pain
Bruh
Crocmo
It made pain in my dih
How about kermit
Kermit’s already an animal
derpy elmo croc is cute
prey
I don’t want to say he’s a predator bc context, but frogs eat bugs
but sexual predeator
kermit is a sexual predator but a natural prey
A natural prey for predators like yourself

true, i eat frog sometimes
Ew, French people…..
Nono, Chinese eat turtles and bats. The French eat frogs and snails
Looking for a big guild to join and do guild operation in Avrora 😄
I'm active and currently lvl148
i'm pretty sure the french eat horse

Meanwhile the brits eat fish and chip 
americans from the deep south eat catfish
Tea and biskit
they eat so much catfish they become catfish online
heeheehee heheheh
Eww
fym ew
Catfish not the top of the list as fishes go
fish for cute boats
Helen

hi
Hmm
Can we hang this guy
There are better people to hate on
dene languages
Boobs
sus
Boobs
this is hot, except feet bad
then perhaps
as long as it is not too detailed
the disgusting part is when it becomes too detailed
ok actually wait which little ships even have manjuu on their heads

huh it's just lena and lilgir, and also bel has a manjuu hanging off her dress
far too few

penis languages
Boobs
harbin boobs
Chang wu looking fine
wiki doesnt show anything about her build time
Be the one to add it if you figure it out
1:30:00

thank you Infu 
Too wazy 🙁
Boone best
Wonder if I get Boone to stand outside the dino and give him the hat will he take himself out
Monarch better than her
Also better than Wales and York
crypto currency scammer
I love askziye artstyle ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The artist of Vanguard?
Yep
<@&460646206851252224> scam
<@&460646206851252224> crypto currency scammer
She drew Richie,Jean And Clem
Another scam
Fyi changing your existing message doesn't actually ping us
Man this is becoming more common
ASK is my goat

Im trying desesperatly to copy her artstyle
Also I've discovered a bit more about the scam recently
From an acquaintance that fell for it
It's not as simple as your discord getting hacked
good luck cuh
Acquaintance in question had their whole computer trojaned basically
https://tenor.com/view/gilgamesh-evil-laugh-fate-gif-4436547443722553023
discording askin for our i.d. when it can't even prevent scammer bot comin into our server
pathetic
That's gotta be illegal right?
I mean
Real
Yeah also had a friend have to wipe everything.
Scamming is illegal last I checked
i thought i was your goat
It isn't wannacry or some shit

Apri Hivemind in Bio
real
This is relatively harmless by comparison
Apriiii
hi yorri 
At least I don’t have to risk Discord Mobile magically make me click a scam link.
Oh I thought trojan scans were like...Very serious to Steal everything and possibly fry PC's
As I try to @ a mod

Hru apriii 
Trojans are a specific kind of virus that tricks your computer into thinking it's something else
i've seen the scams; where scammers trying to get people to join a nsfw scam discord server
That's all it means
Ah, I see
still on teeth recovery
I caught a cold but I'm doing fine
See I know little to nothing about a PC because I'm a console guy 
Whether it actually steals your data or deletes stuff is entirely separate
It's a historical term
In Greek mythology, the Trojan Horse (Greek: δούρειος ίππος, romanized: doureios hippos, lit. 'wooden horse') was a wooden horse said to have been used by the Greeks during the Trojan War to enter the city of Troy and win the war. The Trojan Horse is not mentioned in Homer's Iliad, with the poem ending before the war is concluded,...
hope things get better
Just imagine the condom or something bro
sankyuu 
I see, Alright then
I feel you man

<@&472236072743600148> scammer guy
damn that's the second one in this timespan
hey yall
speakin of scams, i remember seeing fake game ads like this. before adblock becomes a thing
now, it's fake mobile game ads
oh good riddance that brought some unwanted memories
Street cats forced my cat to sleep on the couch and they slept in his house bruh

damn
Dont put your head inside the gun
Why?
I will do that
Real life is so realistic
Eh nothing that much would happen
What’s the big Rich planning bruh
She’s planning to take over the world
What’s Pot trying to say bruh
World domination by converting everyone Christianity
Pot is planning for world domination by 2027
I already did long before 
That’s…good to know
now i feel even older 😂
sexy singles in your area are giving away free ipod touches
click here now!
BEST HANIME WEBSITES IS HERE!!
hot shingles in your area waiting to be nailed on the roof
being unhinged can be quite unhinged
instructions unclear misinterpret as wanting to wreak havoc on body cells
Kill it with fire
Don’t cook steak please
Some BBs had torps
imagine you satisfy a boat girl
Hm
and honey comes out
How it looks then?
she just starts dripping honey
An infinite source of honey
What if it was petroleum
I will become a billionaire
many artifical flavours are petroleum based
many artificial honeys
new jersey is petroleum based confirmed
I love oil
-# honey can be collected from hornet and wasp
imagine an anime like cells at work, except its about a humanized bee hive
99% of the colony is just hot anime girls
1% anime men
and the climatic fighting arc is between big busty hornet girls and regular bee girls
i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
you mean 180
Richelieu for sure
360 means you're turning a whole circle and back to where you started
Bro would walk off the cliff
he'd probably walk into the sign first
and get stuck
like those npcs that can't pathfind
most of yinz were probably born after that one. ask your grandparents about it
be sure to visit the beautiful all-american cities such as Tyre, Harran, Antioch, Jeddah, Beirut, Damascus, Ishtaria, and Nimrod
Right
I read the follow ups to this, saw everybody confused and I can't believe I'm old enough that this is now forgotten knowledge
St. Petersburg
Tel Aviv Impressed
Hmm
-# she reeks of honey
is..is this from the L2D?
yes
it's when you special touch her in dynamic mode I think
cute and hot
-# female honey ice cream
Good morning.
is this you sometimes
pope essex
hmm
Tes français ? 
hmm
Ouiiiiiiiiii ! 
PSI be like:
Essex sells drugs
Who is this
🥖
Painlevé ?
baguette

tis jda
Clearly
The buns are Jeanne's signature hairstyle
Jeans big buns 
Mmmmm glue
nutritious delicious
Small
Big
Huge
Azur Sex: The game
ladies
are you all of them
I need this so bad in my life 
Regenburgs string bikini barely holding on

Boobas
They finally admitted it
I just discovered Yorktown L2d + has a second screen motion, and checked for Friedrich. Do all l2d+ have this? like Anchorage l2d+ that i didn't get?
Yum yorktown 2 feet
She's jealous of the "big sister" type 
Get this off my screen
As if they ever tried to deny it in the first place 
Hehh ?
dont like Félix ?
No
This scared me. Jumpscare
What is wrong 
She's a brat
Isnt yorkys dual though? Also I don’t think anchorage quite had this sort of thing, her special thing was. Butt. From what I remember
And also under boob
I guess
I got beaten up and bullied at my school today just for being caught playing azur lane in breaktime😔😢
And my friends said to me they regretted meeting me and sent me death threats..😢
Boobs
Butt
thighs
feet
I genuinely hate myself but i love azur lane
🧇 
Never fear boobs are here
Hi folk
Look at her spin
Amagi doing what she does best
Spin cough attack ?
School of Sex



NOOOO AMAGI
Twin.


Sus


Sdiyb
Vro what😭
SDIYBT

Lol
Rude
So is this the whole reason you joined?~
Bro is about to get sniped off the server
Não choraxxx caralhoxxx
Speak English and behave or I’ll just remove you as someone who joined to troll
Oh they left
What a wonderful interaction 
The battle between atago and the black pearl name begin
The video you’re thinking of is a Thomas the tank engine remix of thick of it
Nah hes back
Nope, your discord is laggy.
Hello admin
Should I return to my older name black pearl or stay atago

Stay as Atago
Things can lag in many ways. They’re gone lol
Why

I like Atago more
Do have a problem with a pirate ship
No….
How are you today
Lazy as usual~
Me too
What sounds better atago or Black pearl

A name of your own choosing and not someone else’s~
Screw it I going back being called black pearl
That's was my original discord name so why not stick with it

Hello natoki
how about Pearltago?
I am boat
ok
For years, Ian Stapleton led the Minecraft scene as "Ssundee." Now, he's developing properties in Texas? He explains how on the Live Zone
Holy mother of god
I didn’t expect this to be in the big 26
Finally back to the old name
Mother wants , mother shall have

I will let her tie me up and rope me in
Used to always watch him years ago
what the fuck is this minigame
Nah she can taste the broadside of my ship firing at her
Keijo!!! lives on

Something you obviously suck at
LMAOOOOOOOO
Peach sumo
Americans win once at something and think that they are the best
Reminder.... MLB is called world series somehow
And Super Bowl winners are world champions

superior complex at it's finest
i don't think people call the super bowl's winner world champions 
still funny they think superbowl superior than football
while the world know the football goats and don't know who's in superbowl
Female women are hot
The sun is hot
does how it call superbowl-winner = world champion, because almost no other country play such sport to compare?
does Philippine,Japan, and some have ones?
Hmm
sounds like ice
twitter have league now?

ultimate enemy of AL ig is also the Twitter
last time AL make chaos in twitter when kashino
there's cowpens or any boobs monster but they go wild for kashino
X=Twitter
X in Azur lane also=Twitter
Aoste and Anzeel's reliance on Twitter on their younger years created unintended consequence

Sophia probably foreseen this, but too late to stop em

Their unintended consequences led to hell for Azur lane
The Philippines doesn't because its all Basketball and Soccer here
also Volleyball
among the true objective of why the Sirens are created in the first place
They were created to be wifed

Why Evil when wife shaped
CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE
THEY WERE MADE TO BE OATHED
THEY WERE MADE TO HAVE A FAMILY WITH

i see
skk need to raise children against the siren's enemies
Oh boy when do I find this out in the lore?
Chocolate Mommy
outside the Twitter thing, in lore channel
I mean as in the event/opsi if you know
Azur sex
Hmm alr ty
there's no lore where skk should marry and seggs them
be ready to be bached like "your understanding of lore is BS, ours are the most comprehensive and the only correct one"

Dw I’m prepared to also get the translations wrong and unfinished lore
female skk x futa shipgirl
What
Huh
Female Superiority vs Male Inferiority be like
being female in anime is automatically superior
No comment
Is the person who said this in this server?
idk
why not both genders be equally superior
because nahhh

fuh naw
That's not how that works son
Both genders in anime have some goats
fym
only one gender should be superior
FUCK no
else there would be unforeseen consequences
there's already too much male power fantasy in anime
there would be a disturbance in the force
See this guy gets it
What about men dressed as women
well astolfo exists

so yeah would be something like that
They would be also the part of the female population but with special attention
why is your PFP a pre medieval ship who doesn't even know about online shopping
ok but why is she kneeling in front of a door 💀
lebron is both
mikasa with job application
she should deal with it
100%
She would be fucking booted out even before applying because she doesn't understand shit
Mikasa need Pension Application, not Job's
Tim Duncan is the goat
no way in hell ayanami would subject her superiors to j*b applications 
due to unforseen circumstances with lebron
bache microbikini
no
and people say shakespeare is dead
bro is that gobbla?
Tbf why do the azur lane characters have Internet again aren't they all from the 40s and before
Yes it's the bristol lamp guy
it is for the company to decide not us
what happened to the good old days of white mutsuki
military got internet first before make it public
no
azur lane is neither azur nor lane
Port Timeline AL, which SA seems takes place on , is likely in 2010s
Yeah but even then that was 30 years later
do you not like golden hind anymore
al takes place in the future or something
Al takes place 10 minutes ago
al takes place in
i still love her, but not put it on my nickname
ok
Mikasa is 126 years old 

wait...
Golden Hind and Sao Martinho are 445 years old
i like older woman
The immortal snail personified
twin is that you?
I found another long lost twin
I haven’t seen you since the Heian era
i'm gonna azur your lane
damn the pirates are THIS OLD????????
also, your daily reminder that teto is 31 years old
what if there’s no lane in azur
since 1581
who is teto
kasane
Her
youngest Tempesta is Mary Celeste, 164
now who's that
me
Is that part of your real name
john kasane teto
oh so you are teto
if she is really the youngest why is she a ghost
this is painful to watch
she was a canadian-born American sails, the tales of her crews disappearance , and spanish sails found her abandoned off the Spanish coast
Oh
Look no further my brazaa
I am married to an 85 year old woman

But my god do her hips not lie
most convincing theory was there's crews dispute and fire
cue Mary's deadly-afraid of natural fire (even candle)
Yeah ive seen that while I was reading slow ahead
she really doesn't like hot temperatures
artificial light like electric lighting is fine for her
breasties
sorry, i play HoI4

granny
finally kick cousin and nephews out of my house, i can touch lion boobie again

Why not let them have a touch to
too young
@molten root
granny, you too old for those risque clothe
white mutsuki
one of my favorite artists. unfortunately he doesn't do a lot of fully rendered art anymore
Mother of god
LION MENTIONED LION


doesn't take commissions
doesn't paywall
states only "i like drawing hair and beautiful women"

Yes
Cripple hag 
There IS no cost
I play with you
You’re no longer a fraud
My phone wallpaper drawn by the same guy
You’re a very brave person for having this as your wallpaper
Especially when you go out in public
If the people even know this character
If someone wants to peak, they've earned it
then you're akk good
This is the true representation of Shipgirls, since they are within water
people die when they are killed
I’ve seen worse wallpapers icl
Nuh uh
they are getting wet
Since I'm on it, this is my homescreen. I commissioned this one
Roblox bans everything
Ass
speaking of homescreens
It hasn't been cool in like 10 years
The crab would disagree
Except for the alien race known as the predators
I wonder why's bismarck a cinnamon roll
What did devs research about the real ship
"alien race" mhm

you mean the Khazarians?

Yes....aliens
Mikasa
something something female women
They have names you know
"Female women" 
Like jeffr—
Bro
Yes predator 1, old predator, young predator
yes, female women
Ask reddit...it will be fun
I love her 
well....you'd be surprised
but we won't get into that here
anyway
white mutsuki
No stupid person would like to mess with rabid dogs

Redditors?
what is with you and white mutsuki
Baizao?
Anyway here's a wolf. Goodbye for now
Oh you kids and your internet talk
and where did you find her
I have a reddit account that is in the same condition with my tik tok account, created and abandoned

Good girl
isn't this holo
I don’t wanna know

Eat the mutsuki
Same thing
Both are creatures devoid of gods light
bnoobies
e-ssex
Magdalene if Jesus wasn't there
Guys have you been made fun of for playing azur lane?(make me feel better🥹)
My friends play Nikke and other gacha games they don’t care
Ok👌
you guys have friend?
I got made fun of playing azur lane i git caught playing it during my free time and started videoing me and clipping me and telling everyone
Of course
No😢
Is the stream tonight?
Why you playing it in public that’s the real question
But you guys are my friends that actually cares🫶
why not
nice animation
Quick gameplay since my science ecture was boring
greeeen mouth
Balls of steel
gotta assert dominant
Turn the volume down, and no one will know
look like a yugioh card lol
Why not put your phone in your pocket or something not where people can see
Use the angled stand and auto farm while eating out. Every mission has a cursed load screen for all to see
owari and atago loading screen 
Owari and Atago?
Speaking of Owari
I would NOT have my phone exposed when that Halloween Owari loading screen comes up
Think it’s with Trafalgar
Imagine we still have tori butt 
formi onsen loading screen
atago 
trafalgar 
trivago 
Mmmmmmm food
someone remind me how to stuff a bunch of other food to lion booba again?
Stop
Make sure to stuff good old vegetables to Lion
where that one guy with skin guide link in his name when i need him
nah not you, but appreciate if you can help
priority
dang, gotta scroll a bit to find lion
LION MENTIONED LION

Oh yeah the new UR gets revealed today I think
cant even send cus discord think lion booba too lewd lol
stream on usual time
Northern Parliament
the stream image feature..Dimitry Domskoi and her va as guest
Northern parliament
That’s fine

I have like no cubes
It’s a new UR soooooo have to wait 2 years if you don’t but that’s fine
I'm not getting another ur in a single 10 pull
Fair
HOT DIGGITY DAM
What theme will skins be next probably?
Couldn't be bunny girls this early right
Since it’s Russia I’d imagine comfy warm clothes like jackets scarfs but it’s Azur lane I don’t think so
typical stream : first 10-15 mins = hosts' Q&A, > then the new ships, > then skins, then more skins, then the merches
Virgin killer sweaters...
What’s that?
That's what they'll do
i'll have you in one
Google it
I just did…

impla havent had a new once for 3 year now
completely arbitrary depending on how much the players and devs love the ship
Impla need implants













