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98cm
Thanks buddy 

Bullying be like
he have it hes joking
MNF n FFNF
or did he
That's a pretty fucken decent ride
Richelieu next to her shell
That tank looks like a car made out of hopes and dreams I created in a drawing what am I looking at

Aussie shikikan?
Wife
Now search up "narco tank"

Well it’s certainly a creation
Auh yep
Awww lucky
It’s Okk
Omg how big is her shell holy shit
Do you get touched by huntmen or emus frequently
CNY left the end.
Oh shi we forgot Jean Bart
Quite literally that’s a truck
38cm wide, 1.9m tall
Too coastal for the big chickens
The Australian navy is crocodiles
Taller than me how tf🥀🥀🥀
And how tall is Richelieu
How tall are you
But yes I see Huntsman spiders daily
Are they friendly
Around 170cm
6'2

Why she like 5cm taller than me
I'm 5'8
Pretty much yeah
Or 174cm
Anyone who're below 170cm are just femboys
She eats good

Wow
@rose spire
I need her diet
Oh fuck you
Real
Fuck she's way taller than me
?
How tall is this dwarf
I fucking love this diet

Am taller than Richie
5 on the dot I think
Any shipgirls taller then 180?
NJ
Musashi
Musashi probably
Shinano
Probably Tirpitz
I look like a toddler on my motorcycle lmao
New Jersey is about 6'
I wonder how tall Bismarck is
Only people taller then me can pick me up 
169cm
Interesting

Somebody get me the fuck out of this fuckin hill it so fuckin cold 
I’m 4 cm smaller than her I’m blessed
Im taller than my wife

Amagi is tall to
I like tall woman
I don’t like this
Same

Something something I am 6ft 
Yeah yeah how lucky you guys are
180cm but close enough
something something sirens
Like 5ft on the dot, don't actually remember that in CM
Shorty
Something something boobs
Go suck Bismarck's breasts
I can see the vision
Man
wife
Don’t got to ask me twice
I can princess carry her
muscle bike
Is this foch

Yes
Ass is better
I carry Richelieu or she carries me?
Oh my god a fellow malaysian
I carry you
Whichever you like
I TAKE EM BOTH
Bet
I rode a Harley Davidson Dyna wide glide once
No joke but if u wanna be tall
Jump at one place for three sets, 15 times each set and a duration of 30 seconds between two sets
she gon carry you
Carry me next please
I NOM THE BOOBIES WHILE COPING A FEEL AT THE ASS

No
peak bike
Can it stop raining in SEA, me no like bugs 
Tell to Bismarck
It looked fucking ridiculous
Buy a bug zapper

I wanna be short because I like tall woman
Awww
Best investment you’ll make
It looks like a sandwich
Andou's Tank
Burger tank?
Femboy commander x tomboy kansen

real
That look like an mcrcer instead
Excuse me now

indeed
nice uh ss logo
damn
good cat
Bismarck in japanese school uniform
gotta have chonker cat
Hmmm
That mf is like 1800cc's, fucking terrifying to ride
i prefer office outfit then schol uniform
Arl 44 is Baguette
I want skins like this
I prefer oxygen and nitrogen over office outfit
It's modified to the all hell too
Anywho
It makes all the torque all the time
More Belfast casual outfit please
Idk ask her
Bisko sister
damn nice
Ooooooo
Won't catch me on it ever again tho
Chat
Shes gettin it
Smash
Why nobody talking about Gascone
Or the Lyon
1 I'm too small to fucking fit and 2 I blinked at half throttle and was at the end of the street
In 1st
A
She's forgotten
I eat glue
She showed up in the Lexington final event
The expert is typing


I SAW THAT WHERE WHAT TIMESTAMP WHERE OMG
Uhhhh you get to play as her too

Thick

I like that they just made that part of her canonical base kit
Glu
I still love ts
Close enough welcome back Tsukumo Yuki
Why not
WOAH

W ark Royal
EHAT
She has her own files
Ik
Little enterprise server being Little enterprise server

Mutsuki mentioned 50k times
Never regret playing in this server
Does she actually use the black holes though because I'm going to go look it up
Little enterprise becomes little saint james
What is it with you and the other lucky E bro
I might have a video of her using them
The server is questionable
nutritious delicious
@ionic gulch Nex How's Cameron Going
Destroyer toucher
Retrofit do more than buff their damage
not fuckin good I'm getting turn into a icebrick😭
good buffs
She cracks me 24/7
Definitely more than damage buffs
Pegging in chat 
Lmao That Why Bring A Jacket Next Time You Dummy
bro. I did
But you’re getting abused by Richelieu 24/7?
So allat happening at the same time?
Yes
Richie 
Nice nick 
Rat
I need more Brennus art
mega balls
release the ark royal files
Mega boobs
@hard vine btw congrats with the gold medals
Arkstein
Arkstein Royalberg
Why she bouncing on the chair
USS Epstein?
Arkstein files
When its winter olympics i'm norwegian, when its summer olympics im nordic
You're aryan
15 gold is crazy

I love her
I fast forwarded through the whole event story I don't see it
This is so ass
Jesus Christ
Peak was a lie
Smash
Bro what💔
hmm
Wym
We get everything in that skin
Feet
Armpit
Ass
Tummy
Tiddy
Cinderella looking ass
shes pretty but not smash because shes not implacable
skip button
At first i thought we were gonna lose the overall
Cinderella came out after her
Is it in part 1???
fair
Oh yeah every Azur lane players favourite button
Is called “finale”
lmao
Lemme go see the story rq
Grok is a lie
I thought there was 2💔
this is why ram is $500 btw
Is this server even moderated 💔
no

Its
Whats good titjobbers

Yesn’t
we also got some viral moments out of the Olympics, like Klæbo sprinting up the slope at mach 10, or the weirdo that confessed to cheating after getting bronze
Joke on you i deleted the gif
how are y'all laning
are you jobbing with them
finding out will i get jailed if i start doing ships irl
How did the Stein get into Azur Lane discord bro

France getting 5 gold in biathlon is pretty funny
Well you are a girl so not really
owari da
And unless they report sexual assault it's surely no jail
That's a fut-
OUI OUI BAGUETTE
OWARRRIIIIIIIIII
Thats all you need to know twin
I wonder what group even is the french, celtic? Germanic? Roman? 
Or all?

to a fucking ship 😭
Owari from shein
Yeah we need to improve there, we only got 2 gold from biathlon
French are french
Rat post the meme
So romanized celt that got a german name
Like you're not a shipgirl
wait no
Damn
im better than that
OwO
not really
Ok
goldteeth
Am bored
me too
I still appreciate you rat
hmm
So french just a group of celts mixed with germans and romans?


Hm Prob Feeling Excited Ig
French are norwegians
Sorta
Germanic doesnt exist
San Giorgio
Its all nordic larp up there
Richelieu with French dih
food is served
The franks
the guy who removed the bg 🙏
Ts got me excommunicated
Also the Burgundians
long island's new skin is so cute
Chinese is always good
Ise sunking
Baby beaver
Richelieu pegs the person above me
Confused Richelieu
fuck her
Me fr
I peg myself?
Richelieu pegs Richelieu💔

that means she gonna do it herself?

Long aaaghhh dihh
Cloned richelieu
I’ll eat every right
Fuck azur lane
2 Richelieu's in here

there's nothing azur and there's no lane
She pegs her commander whom is in her costume
you can keep the food while i keep them
All I see is fucking guns
Me fr
No she explodes
No go away
French pensioner in world top 10 highest paying midlife careers imo
Alsace! Alsace! I need you in my dock now come here
You're not essex...
You're chinese essex
Canadian Cruiser
too bad france isnt real
I wonder would frenchs be okay with trading alsace lorrance for geneva and wallonia 
Bro doesnt have?
chinese eesex 💀
早晨好中国现在
Guess the Cruiser
Gay sex
Chang Wu very bouncy 
J class destroyer
You know what else is bouncy
chinese mommys
She Collided with Hipper

Oh its glowworm just before the ram?
I wonder is hipper short enough to be considered as a loli
Assume that I draw the line for loli and shortie at 152cm
Colliding with Hipper is like running face first into a wall

SESBIAN LEX XXXX
a soft wall
Nah
hello there
No just a normal wall
The Cruiser I showered is Glowworm
Nah it's clearly softer than a normal one cuz it's
skin
and bones
and the bones flex
Glowworm is a mythic name for a DD
SMTH like that
Hey man I’m trying💔
Its not raw cement like an actual wall
HELLO MISS

When me and the RN gang trying to hide from Bismarck in the fog but my dumbass homie achieves bioluminescence so all of us are getting slimed out

Spee

I will dishevel that cloth and get straight to the big massive milkies
Stop exposing everyone
Is that Danton?
I don’t think I ever seen guns on the side before for a ship
based
hows the grind goin ?
Stop it
MOMMY
Wife

I will base my hands in those milkers and my face in those thighs
yea truly beautiful play at night
I’m more for my face in milkers but hey that’s good too
I swear yesterday you were just saying how fun they were
so the "very fast" airstrike isnt ur thing ? 😂
We are fun
Unrelated but i think the m16a1 is cool
it is good
just that
shell doesnt do shit until you get to tier 8

381mm on Merchant ship
Hms Terror
yep. avoided that by just mindlessly grind operations until t8 🤣
but did good tho
I watched the Finale Bismarck isn't in it unless there's a different finale
Who is she?
Erm wha
but its not
surcoaf
HMS M1
as a sub yea
Is crying on Corner
Dear Wargaming on behalf of mensa gamer association we humbly request a doubling of submarines in random battle matchmaker thank you
Is she in AL
Nah nah , you get to feel both the squishyness of milkies while habing the warmth of thighs on your cheeks
Danton
that thing 
Hms terror
looks good but sadly i dont think i can get it
lol
What year?
A note through the firmament finale it should be called
Ww2
dobloons or steel ? xD
There're many "HMS terror" damn
Idk not my thing but hey I respect it
A monitor?
I like surcouf because she's fuckable
truly iam fasting cant even goon to any shit man

Yes
Huh
I saw that
what got deelted
I wonder what are monitors used for
thats gay


all i see is a big fat scamcat in wargaming stylle 😮
HOT DIGGITY DAM
hm
BOOBAS
Miss I will be the replacement 
BIG FAT BOOBAS
akashi love to work there fr
Sesbian lex
oh boy she would
Don’t mention “scamcat” real name please
Kill Scamcat
Imperitsya Mariya
leave her alone take her mom
Gold Ship in AL when
whos scamcats mom?
nakhimov

Is it only me who give Abercrombie rainbow 457mm
Yes I'm korrekt
miss i need to drive you somewhere
Brish Surcouf
Yes you are

ah the top down shorthair 😏
Miss take me to your place

bet



You finally found Bisko?
AL when Hms M1

2x 381mm

Not the guns
jawir jawir
hms ballegeous
Cie eleh 
no idea why the fuck I have this gif
Tf
Anda pundung kami senang 
welp interesting ain't it?
Probably
She was in there for 2 minutes yoooo
Still peak
Ye
You ate way too many tires?
Odin 👍🏻
She became a mother 


Ja
what is it???
Naval Dex
okay thanks
Because you can relate
Np
Alsace my wife
Richelieu my Wife
Can you tell yourwife to rerun faster
I don't wanna get out of bed
Sleep then
monka shake
How is Shinano skin btw? Compared to FDG
Lacking
Am bored
do you have a link to it? I can't find one anywhere I look
Idk I gtg
alright please dm me later if you can find one
again seggs
Hi sodak
AZUR LANE SEXPO
Man long Island is so smashable
im gonna make her catch a tummy pooch in no time
fill her to the brim
Azur Sex: The game

Essex: SEGS!

Azur Lane Sex
Azur lane segs update
ESSEX NEED MORE SKINS
Sex me now

Essex oath skin when. I need to marry my lemon queen wife
ye she already got UR
where's my oath skin
lemme make lil essex

Sirens
Got that hourglass build
Off topic but not really I wonder how many of the real life ships are still around
Time for Google
Dang only 10-15 in museums
What did I just wake up too
you woke up to laners
what did you even expect
we need siren waifus
no sirens are evil
anyway they're hot
Now if it becomes smth like what transformers did
and there are good sirens taking side of the azur lane
then I guess I would like sirens too
Please playable sirens
pwease fxxkable sirens
more chinese booba
uwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Adorable 
Tallnano
HER TITS ARE 1 POLYGON
Because it's Minecraft
still the mod creator designed that shit W
time to sleep

good night all
cute
more polygones. couldnt let it stand 😛
the only edgy one is enterprise 😅
Agreed
Long Island's clothing actually looks comfortable ngl

Yes
most of them not even good or straight up trash💔
Any Malaysians know what this means?
yea thats for mobile
Also is this basically the Malaysian version of nnn memes?

aleast mobile can get good mods
but console
you absolutely have no hope
you can only download mod for marketplace
Console is bottom of the foodchain
which is mostly not even good
💔
You have to buy all of them
Iirc during ramadan for fasting you eat dates since they’re good for staving off hunger
with minecoins which only way to get is to use you 💳
And one of the brands that are known for dates is , you guessed it , yusuf taiyob
And their jingle is basically a woman whispering “Yusufff Taiyoubbb”
You have to work for your mods
So during ramadan’s fasting month the ads go ham
Literally
Cus fasting is like from first light to last
will the FDG's new skin open in the store in future?
And when you gotta work 24/7 ur battery drains fast
Anyways
Its 9:49PM and my wife is calling me to bed

Gn then
Give it a while
Her bikini is still not in store and that's been out for like 2 years now?
That's why they are called peasants 
Guess I am

Just make your slaves work for you
Than you will be able to ascend
Or your „chained soilders“

Hi snow
hi
I did?
Yeah
I even enhanced this one...
NO
hmm
WHO THAT
yes ma'am
Maybe this year's Children's Day 
we got musashi and the result of musashi
The result pf musashi and someone lucky
mhmm
We'll get loli sushi before Yamato 
The world is wierd
Gouden Leeuw.... Thicc elf mommy with crispy airstrikes
The face doesn't look like her
it is?
She looks more like boobflated Centaur
Pretty sure it is
Cowpens ? 
Nah the elf ears proof otherwise
I meant who else that description fits for
centaur mentioned 
Albon I think
Albion has white hair
Yeah my bad

Stein…who ends with stein…
Einstein ?
-stein
-berg
-owitz
-baum
stein
Einstein
Heisenberg
Blascowitz
Tennenbaun ?
-kowsky

Pattern recognition 
@agile silo 0/1 deleting
Akashi maybe is a khazarian

bro has too many saved gif to accidentally click the wrong one
Booba
I cant find a image enhancer that doesnt make the eyes look hollow
so its back to bad quality


0 clue what that abt, but i see elbe feet

is it penis time?
What
So he's sayin he goon to you
Nooo
i bet you guys goon all over each other
I think some times, it's best not to say anything
I agree
We already have an event when all of us date you, why you start rejecting now

yes but one specific person
Gooning with the gang
because I said so
Tsundere
No homo
why is your PFP five night freddy
Freddy fears admins
admins and mods need to pay an authority tax
only if you pay the tax
Already did
old people need to learn this message the most
I just open this server and people talk about respect
i don't care if you're a boomer who served in vietnam
you don't deserve respect just because you served and are old
you gotta earn that respect
But hes too fucking old to earn respect
doesn't mean he deserves respect automatically
doesnt mean I need to hearld you like a savior because you're old
yeah that's the thing
but who is going to tell that to the parents
who force us to respect the boomers
Old generation tho build different they work hard for buttons
Any AL calculator nerds user here ? I try to use it but there is something i dont understand
that's a common talking point that is flawed
Because I don't need that
I completely depend on luck
the baby boomers actually had the most handed to them
AND SHEER FUCKING GRINDING
no calculations no anything
That's why azur lane is so peak
It really fucking makes me stay
sure, our lives as millennials, zillennials, and zoomers are far more convenient
My old boy did worked nearly every day of the week and barely saw him so he earned my respect
but we have far less given to us
It doesn't have any shitty fucking double item banner like fucking umamusume
a
yes homo
While cost of shit getting scary it's also scary how many crazy people we have or that we have to dumb everything down
besides, we should not glorify hard work or the grind
well I don't even have ur gear so I don't think I should worry about a fucking calculator out of everything 
what we should praise is working smart
we should pay hard work
10-12 hour workdays should not praised
Farming you don't have that luxury
farming is all day thing
Hell sometimes you go for days no sleep
our brains are GONE
that's...a very stupid way to farm actually
true
you work until you can't
get the most done as possible
the smart way to farm is do the actual farm work from sunrise to sundown
and then actually get sleep
you were brought up in luxury
You have to work through to get it done before the rain especially silage season
please do not glorify the pulling an all nighter
I do silage work every year
that's not okay
Pulling an all nighter is the thing you really should glorify because only a few people are able to do that
Used to spread slurry when wet but now they mostly just do other jobs
And if you complete all of your work you can get ultimate satisfaction
i don't care what kind of work you do, but glorifying staying not sleeping through any of it and trying to justify as because "you need to" isn't okay
working through adverse weather is a given
but don't lump in not getting sleep with it
Not glorifying it but due to weather and stores taking most of the profit that's just how it is
that part is not okay, regardless of it
excuses excuses
there's no excuse to not getting sleep
caffeine:
Contractor i worked for at one time recently had a young guy almost have a heart attack thanks to energy drinks
Caffeine bad
Stopped working on me
Cuz it’s silly
There is, someone breaks into your house that would be an excuse
Because why not
Its a dog eat dog world out there
because being disingenous makes your point less respectable
it's like the boy who cried wolf
tomorrow AL stream
if you keep using the most extreme examples to try to get a rise out of people
you're going to lose that goodwill very quickly
whats cookin fellas








