al-general

[rustic sapphire]

Yay breeding go brr

[merry robin]

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-cat-chinese-cat-zoom-in-white-chinese-cat-gif-24123212

[pine oasis]

I think it was mostly because of mustache mans chronical hate for soviets that he did it

[merry robin]

Wise words

[fleet flume]

but bro imagine the head

imagine the potential

[tired crown]

Just a glimpse into how Chinese all of us has become

[rustic sapphire]

Nooo

[pseudo fulcrum]

June 4 1989 Tiananmen Square

[ionic gulch]

Indeed

[light fable]

Yeaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!! Shinano here I come!!!!

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chatbubble-gif-27298612

[tired crown]

Bro this ain’t trash it’s just good scrap metal

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[tired crown]

[ionic gulch]

I don't think rusty scrap gonna be worth anything

Might as well scrap my self in

Oops

Wrong gid

Fhck

[pine oasis]

[gentle charm]

I like the before

[shut crane]

oui oui

[ocean pawn]

ass

[ionic gulch]

The only thing I'm seeing is booba

[ocean pawn]

the original ass

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[gleaming shale]

Thighs crush my head w them

[shut crane]

hon hon hon

[ionic gulch]

Fire time to suffer gonna research more bout the uss constitution

[weak parrot]

this chat really likes breeding each other

[ionic gulch]

This sound so uh wrong

[ocean pawn]

well this is a bakery

and we bake bread

[gentle charm]

I wash the dishes

[ionic gulch]

Did u clean the floor

[clever sierra]

[gentle charm]

Yes

I am cooking food

[ionic gulch]

did u mop it

[gentle charm]

Yes

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-hrmmm-think-silly-thinking-hrm-gif-16845273193304151184

[tiny kraken]

French?

[subtle gull]

Gosh, she's hot

[teal girder]

Man

[shut crane]

woman

[graceful hound]

Then you should be specific

pouts

[gentle charm]

Car

[rustic sapphire]

This chat is basically horny goon-posting about 2d girls

And i like it

[graceful hound]

Israeli Navy Ship

[gentle charm]

Oh hell nahh

[graceful hound]

Are there femboys in here

[ionic gulch]

Isn't ins india navy tho

[graceful hound]

[ionic gulch]

Technically lot

[gentle charm]

People call me a femboy

[ionic gulch]

One is active rn

[graceful hound]

Akashi is a 🧃

[gentle charm]

But I am just gay

[graceful hound]

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-comment-above-fact-facts-facts-meme-gif-2124243457389189191

[rustic sapphire]

I want to do cross dressing

[gentle charm]

Same

[graceful hound]

Same (2)

[gentle charm]

Everyone is a little gay at heart

[graceful hound]

I once wore a maid outfit

[ionic gulch]

no proof

[graceful hound]

I can't be gay, nor if I ever wanna be

[rustic sapphire]

Cross dressing is not gay i just want to be a cute anime girl with huge boobs

[weak parrot]

they seem to be more concerned about gooning to each other than 2d girls

[graceful hound]

Do kei cosplay for us

[ionic gulch]

where you get the boob from tho

[lament palm]

Everyone and everything is a femboy because people's don't know what a femboy is supposed to be anymore

Oh skinny, femboy

[graceful hound]

[graceful hound]

Silicone

[gentle charm]

Kei Sensha

[ionic gulch]

[gleaming shale]

tomboys are better imo

[weak parrot]

"big breasted femboy"

[rustic sapphire]

Fake plastic Booba

[ocean pawn]

also car

[ionic gulch]

Or introgen or nitrogen the fuck the gen thing called again

[graceful hound]

I ain't no fan of goth girls, that shi looks demonic

[rustic sapphire]

Nitro boobs ?

[graceful hound]

Anyway, i like aho tomboys

[ionic gulch]

this remind me of my shitblox gameplay today for some reason

[weak parrot]

you like tomgirls

[graceful hound]

Tomgirl is an obselete term of femboy

Only used in that N site

[weak parrot]

tomgirl > femboy though

[graceful hound]

Same shi

[weak parrot]

nowdays, femboys don't need to look traditionally female

which is gross

i don't like the soft boy femboy types

[ionic gulch]

no it was some other chemical that has gen in it I forgot what's it called

[weak parrot]

disgustang

femboys that present feminine are much better

[ocean pawn]

femboy is trash

[graceful hound]

The spectrum goes from man - twink - femboy - trap - trans - woman
I think

[weak parrot]

traps are the perfect area

twink and femboys get icky real quick

[rustic sapphire]

I bet you guys sleep with dakimakuras

[ocean pawn]

can confirm

[weak parrot]

because they still look like dudes

i don't have the funds for dakis

[graceful hound]

Femboy maybe is goyslop to make us gay

[rustic sapphire]

Whos your wife ?

[graceful hound]

[ocean pawn]

I think you can tell

(no this is not my daki)

[graceful hound]

I don't have no bodypillows

[ocean pawn]

avoid cuddlyoctopus

[rustic sapphire]

Why

[ionic gulch]

genuinely still traumatized by body pillow stuff

[ocean pawn]

because that's where i got mine...waited 4 months...it took me 2 weeks to scratch it...in long run it just keeps wearing out...for the price..they can go f* themselves

[somber steeple]

[rustic sapphire]

Your scared of pillows ?

[ocean pawn]

sure they sent me a replacement that i still have sealed...but that doesn't change my opinion

[graceful hound]

I dont have no money for bodypillow
I live in middle income family

[fluid surge]

Fuck y’all

[graceful hound]

I also don't know no places to hide the pillow

[ocean pawn]

hopefully they changed but i doubt it

[graceful hound]

Don't fuck me

[rustic sapphire]

Dont hide it show it to your parents

[ocean pawn]

it took my mom years...YEARS to ask me...hmmm nude girls in your display cases huh

[rustic sapphire]

Oh the cringe

[ocean pawn]

..also..they're not nude

i had 0 cring..i was just like..yeha

end of conversation

[graceful hound]

My mom saw me playing AL with that loading screen of oumi with a buttplug

She just joked

[ionic gulch]

No one of my friends let say it this way send me pic of a body pillow with this fucking one title "body pillow with holes"

[rustic sapphire]

With a WHAT

[ocean pawn]

it also took her several months to notice the huge lego red bull f1 car

[rustic sapphire]

Man

[graceful hound]

Nvm i mean atago

[weak parrot]

white mutsuki when

[rustic sapphire]

What loading screen

[ionic gulch]

give my wife seydlitz a new skin when yostar

[graceful hound]

This one

[weak parrot]

i dislike that owari skin with a passion

[rustic sapphire]

I never though it was a... Well...

[graceful hound]

Look at the placement of the tail

[rustic sapphire]

My eyes always stare at the boob monster on the right

[rustic sapphire]

Bro...

[rustic sapphire]

Dommy mommy gyaru ! Play with me mommy

[weak parrot]

shut up

[stable plank]

[weak parrot]

stop with the mother fetish

[graceful hound]

Epstein vs Diddy ahh battle

[weak parrot]

everyday this server proves sigmund freud was right

[torpid kettle]

erm....give me a second before i say...nope

[weak parrot]

y'all just wanna fuck your mothers

smhsmh

[wraith wind]

Hey just to check up with the new ships
Is there a snake ship yet

I haven't played in one year

[torpid kettle]

not our own u sick fck 😂

[weak parrot]

you can call her anything other than "mommy"

[fluid surge]

Balls

Balls

Balls

Balls

[rustic sapphire]

That's not it

You cant understand us

[fluid surge]

Balls

BALLS

[meager vine]

[stable plank]

we have a shipgirl with a snake

[weak parrot]

gobbla has a snake

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/90s-pepsi-commercial-trying-to-catch-a-ball-13ywPzPJdfhmBG

https://giphy.com/gifs/HIDIVE-mia-monster-musume-cute-food-ekSopLT4BhY8s9Q6a5

real snake xD

[rustic sapphire]

Snake boob

[torpid kettle]

still waiting for the monster musume-collab in al tbo xD

[stable plank]

bugsnax collab

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-musume-centorea-gif-10786934

[ionic gulch]

Andrea got that wife material ngl

[weak parrot]

gogurt collab

all the shipgirls have gogurt on their faces

[rustic sapphire]

What is gogurt ... Oh...

[ionic gulch]

@modern yoke i see you

[torpid kettle]

best one🥰

[ionic gulch]

well shit time to gamble for some gal on echo

[rustic sapphire]

She was one of my favorite when i was 12 years old

I had a thing for tall girls since that

[torpid kettle]

np will always stay 12 in my head 🤣

[weak parrot]

i hope she's paying for that

[torpid kettle]

ms smith got all covered. money is no problem there xD

[weak parrot]

public_nudity.png

[wintry salmon]

I'm about to reach 999

[modern yoke]

@wintry salmon 810 for now

[tired crown]

This ain’t healthy man.
Respectfully, -Enty’s Birb

[shut crane]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471571901800386602/20260212_191651.gif

[weak parrot]

bache microbikini

[rustic sapphire]

Lewd

[shut crane]

I've been thinking, but the style of the new fdg skin is a bit different from before

[merry robin]

Birb

[tired crown]

Chirp

[merry robin]

Mommy

[weak parrot]

micro bachekini

[shut crane]

something about her face is... weird

maybe her features are sharper?

[rustic sapphire]

I found AL girls in micro bikini but not safe to show here

[wintry salmon]

If this reaches 999 it could be a good emoji for the server

[weak parrot]

penis

[wintry salmon]

One click and it's all gone.

[rustic sapphire]

Do it

[wintry salmon]

No

191 game news left guys we're reaching 999 for over 4 years

[mental swift]

How long is this being collected for

[weak parrot]

someone get into his computer

and then make it all gone

[wintry salmon]

No no

[weak parrot]

make him lose all the progress

[wintry salmon]

This will be the biggest history in the azure lane community

[wintry salmon]

4 years...

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

[lilac merlin]

@stark fox

look at this

[wintry salmon]

disappears... Who knows when will he comeback...

[stark fox]

Hm?

[merry robin]

MOMMY

[lilac merlin]

reminds me of when a certain someone had so much mail

the game would crash

[merry robin]

@meager vine

[normal comet]

[torpid kettle]

well all of this is gone anyway. march is coming and leakcord goes to shit 😂

[mental swift]

Imagine azur lane root server

[normal comet]

Imagine yamato

[merry robin]

[mental swift]

whomato?

[rustic sapphire]

Yamawho

[gentle charm]

look at these graphics

[normal comet]

So real

[rustic sapphire]

Aliasing

[normal comet]

I can smell the sea frombhere

[torpid kettle]

this one 🥰

[gentle charm]

me when u

[radiant cipher]

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1374666510366408784/GIF_20240623_092430_956.gif

can't wait to get back to my computer

this laptop is so ahh, lol

[meager vine]

moggers

[torpid kettle]

you can afford ram?

[wintry salmon]

Wait isn't the game news like every month?

[gentle charm]

I have 16gb ddr4 on my pc

[wintry salmon]

Pings in every month?

[torpid kettle]

another cultured person of ddr4

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1473065689035047116/1016.gif

the laptop has 8gb ddr3

igpu of some old amd 😭

[torpid kettle]

ok now thats a relic xD

[gentle charm]

yes

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-old-harrison-ford-11JbaLzOXsg6Fq

[lilac merlin]

wow thats ancient

[rustic sapphire]

Hindenburg cow skin
Ruppy egyptian maid skin
Agir bunny girl skin
Z52 swimsuit skin

[stark fox]

Cozy PJ Nurn skin, when?

[timid mesa]

Red spy

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-im-all-ears-listening-so-ive-heard-gif-6613852590395623599

[meager vine]

so the tail is a ...

[torpid kettle]

fake-floof!

[rustic sapphire]

Fake floof still floof

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462790658153517117/20260103_204244.gif

[rustic sapphire]

Same with boobs

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/man-of-culture-emilia-anime-gif-18603271

[torpid kettle]

meh too much chemicals for my taste

[mental swift]

Nah the eyes are the clear indication

[peak knoll]

https://youtu.be/iZxIRtOrLIg?is=-LQoYOZZPUapI7p8

[meager vine]

[stable plank]

can we go back to posting boat tits

[mental swift]

Later

[timid mesa]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1473019450289688769/20260216_191006.gif

[rustic sapphire]

Bouncy

Sad i dont have her

[torpid kettle]

not in the normal pool yet?

[somber steeple]

[rustic sapphire]

Z52 is not in pool

[rustic sapphire]

[somber steeple]

This channel is just off topic 2.0

[normal comet]

Post emergency tiddies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1463560548124721240/GIF_20251219_014629_910.gif

[shut crane]

nutritious delicious agir boobies

[normal comet]

splendid

[shut crane]

magnificent boingers

[fallow juniper]

[torpid kettle]

hmmmm need an aegir non foot-related l2d for once :/

[wide crow]

That pose... I can't stop myself...

[fluid surge]

goons on y’all

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-azur-lane-anime-scared-gif-20548245

[solemn thunder]

need more gif like this, giphy is ass on discord

[fluid surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355974555298037800/1469333376497488109/76CDED2D-6AC5-4897-BF82-06572E4F1B9B.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457750035919016020/20260103_203129.gif

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-23901254

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO GET STEPPED ON

[torpid kettle]

being jelly of a chic 🤣

[next fox]

Caption this

[light fable]

With beauty like that, I shall assume the highest duty and be her personal chair. Lemme wipe down the seat real quick

https://tenor.com/view/mizé-miguel-josé-clean-face-cleaning-face-gif-16021851

[fallow juniper]

oh damn ngl UVH looks elegant here

[shut crane]

coolrich

[normal comet]

how about uvh temporary tattoo skin like ballinmore

match her goth vibe

[mental swift]

give ulrich more spider theme like her oath skin

[weak parrot]

Don’t get pissed on

[ember magnet]

Everyone is calling me a weirdo for playing this game knowing that they play steal a brainrot roblox and fortnite😔

[sage totem]

Quick question does anyone know when yamato gun will be added to gear labs

[normal comet]

[stark fox]

No

[sage totem]

Frick

Need that damn gun

[weak parrot]

cupcake
cucpake

[sage totem]

How many rainbow guns are there for BB's anyway

[fluid surge]

Not my fault

[gentle charm]

help

[sage totem]

BURN 😆😆

[fallow juniper]

I diagnose you with fvked

[glacial valve]

eugen angry

[gentle charm]

[sage totem]

Wait late mention but how slow is the yamato gun at max upgrade on the reload

[royal sigil]

[hollow quarry]

Why do you need the worse rainbow gun in the game again

[sage totem]

Shenanigans

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

i wonder what nuna tastes like

[sage totem]

If I wanted to be dumb pro max I'd go for cluster gun that thing sucks 😆

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2023959183708524943

アルファマックス (@alphamax_figure)

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#アズールレーン #キアサージ #アルファマックス #AzurLane

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 18, 2026, 3:14 AM

For those who missed it

YD's official daki but now as a figure lol

[hollow quarry]

Gawt damm, that certainly a pose

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/sale-sold-penguin-buy-pudgy-gif-17364115096426907263

[fluid surge]

I shouldn’t enter this device while fasting tbh

[forest sparrow]

I like robo cheeks as much as the next guy, but that expression is a bit much for me

[sharp swan]

Avoiding the horny?

[fluid surge]

Yes

[weak parrot]

Crisped inferno weed

[sharp swan]

Based

[fluid surge]

But I’m not fasting rn

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-out-flight-flight-reacts-cat-tongue-gif-5336416477717479720

[sharp swan]

Part of me is still conflicted with passing on oathing kearsarge, but i think that's just horny thoughts getting to me lmao

[radiant cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263921836475945122/1471345508042674409/IMG_6745.gif

[forest sparrow]

Use that oath ring for Boise then

[gentle charm]

us?

[radiant cipher]

Idk

[sharp swan]

No. I married a Pink twin tailed creature that I love

[gentle charm]

dunke

[graceful hound]

I wonder that was Bismarck meta in like 2017-2018

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bd2-browndust2-brown-dust2-goon-gif-6069830882375090345

[sharp swan]

Sudden shock emotion confessions pushed me away from Kearsarge ngl

[forest sparrow]

La Galissonniere?

[sharp swan]

Nope!

[fluid surge]

Boobs=good

[radiant glade]

Gali a qt

[sharp swan]

My wife

[tired crown]

[graceful hound]

Bismarck is cute

I love her

[sharp swan]

She's a cinnamon roll

Perfect in every way

[graceful hound]

Even tho her appearance is not so appealing

[sharp swan]

Bisko i have no feelings for

[graceful hound]

Most of Bismarck goontents are KC Bismarck

[forest sparrow]

Boise is also cinnamon roll

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

goonpenis

[sharp swan]

But she isn't my type

[fluid surge]

HE DID NOT SAY LEADER

[normal comet]

what's cinnamon roll about boise?

[fluid surge]

YALL HEARD THAT TOO RIGHT

[sharp swan]

She also doesn't have a magical tail made of light and steel

[graceful hound]

My stupid ass thought kancolle was released in the 1990s

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463250736115880048/boise.gif

[fluid surge]

THAT WAS NOT “leader”

[graceful hound]

North korean n

I get it because he spoke too fast

[signal delta]

With that kind of gameplay, it could be

[placid gulch]

Kancolle fancy powerpoint

[weak parrot]

north korean jedi

[fluid surge]

Yak-44 👍

[graceful hound]

Day dreaming to much that I start hallucinating and forgot germany lost twice

[signal delta]

Apri

[graceful hound]

[signal delta]

Yak-44 my beloved

[weak parrot]

remember kids: imperial japan was an ally during wwi before tojo took over

[graceful hound]

Yeah i know ts

[fluid surge]

They took some islands from Germany then sat the whole war right after

[signal delta]

The Yak-44 has such a stupidly powerful engine

I think one of them created like 14,000 shp

[graceful hound]

The kaiser should've bang belgium for the schlieffen plan

[graceful hound]

China and Japan were both allies of Germany during ww2

Until 41

[forest sparrow]

I want to like this for the Hornet, but don’t because of… everything else

Also it’s not a Super Hornet

[placid gulch]

hi smol

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[graceful hound]

Check it

I said until 41

[graceful hound]

[low musk]

ORS Callisto

[fluid surge]

Screenshot so if you succeeded in life

[graceful hound]

This but with bismarck

[fluid surge]

I lowkey wanna beat the shit of queen Elizabeth

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472967285395292253/20260102_154332.gif

[graceful hound]

Because she's a brat?

Just do it

[fluid surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bd2-browndust2-brown-dust2-goon-gif-6069830882375090345

[graceful hound]

Lizzy is just Cherino without the mustache

[fluid surge]

“I NEED MORE BULLETS I NEED MORE BULLETS”

[weak parrot]

fun fact: imperial japan originally didn't want to participate

they were like the US in that they didn't want to join

[fluid surge]

Hipper didn’t have allat

[sharp swan]

"You know what they say about rabbits..."

[weak parrot]

but because they had a pact with Great Britain

britain was just like: pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[sharp swan]

Control the brain

One must overcome the brain

[weak parrot]

take the german islands take the german islands take the german islands

[graceful hound]

I remember the theory of when GB sold its palestine colony to the rothschild that changed ww1

[weak parrot]

theyareyourtheyareyourstheyareyours

[weak parrot]

plsplsplsplsplspls

and finally japan was just like

"...fine"

[stark fox]

To me it reads less like “They were Allies” and more like they were business partners

[fluid surge]

NO NO NOOO I CANT I CANT

I SHOULD NOT

NO

NO

[forest sparrow]

"And they were roomates"

[stark fox]

Germany wanted the materials and China wanted the guns

[graceful hound]

World wars may just be businesses

[weak parrot]

i mean they were considered part of the allied powers, because of britain pressuring them

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

britain basically was that kid that annoyed the adult into buying them the candy

[weak parrot]

in this case, the candy being not letting germany have territory in the pacific

[clever gazelle]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1469009879682257019/b0f9b8846cafe46dc1ba14e162248184.gif

[weak parrot]

fun fact: being germans have always been second-class citizens in germany since the beginning

[unborn jewel]

genuinely who's hotspot is ts ....

💀

[weak parrot]

some stupid person

brainrotted probably

[unborn jewel]

very likely

[graceful hound]

Is this legit

[ember spindle]

no it isn't

[weak parrot]

i mean yesterday's YT's outage

someone was quick to spread a rumour about YT shutting down temp because of someone "uploading israeli war crimes"

[graceful hound]

WW1 and WW2 sounds identical to that

[weak parrot]

so you know how stupid people are nowadays

[forest sparrow]

I just have to look in the mirror to know how stupid people can be

[weak parrot]

and of course all the anti-semitism the last week when discord did a dumb

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

so yeah

[novel bobcat]

my brothers in christ this is boat game channel, take your thin-foil hat theories somewhere else

[weak parrot]

take all that stupidity with a grain of salt

it's not a theory?

it's literally what people were doing

[graceful hound]

Anyway what the hell is that tin foil hat

I only remember it in gumball

[weak parrot]

it's literally a hat made of tinfoil

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

it's used to make fun of conspiracy theorists

[stark fox]

How about

[weak parrot]

because i think some older conspiracy theorists

wore tin hats

[stark fox]

We stop talking about it and go back to booba?

[graceful hound]

Who has the biggest boobs

[weak parrot]

to protect against some shit

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

anyway

[weak parrot]

breast titties

[stark fox]

Kashino, easy

[graceful hound]

who has the biggest ass

[forest sparrow]

Can we talk about thighs instead? Particularly Boise's and how they're inconsitent with her base skin

[wheat cosmos]

[normal comet]

z11 bath water

[graceful hound]

Legalize nuclear shells

[weak parrot]

i deleted GFL2

because no backup space

my phone has plenty of space

but no backup space smh

[graceful hound]

Got the usage of that tin foil hat on google, but well
Admin said end of discussion so

[fallow juniper]

unfortunate

[fallow juniper]

I say as said game is taking half my storage

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-working-krill-cursed-edit-gif-4233398845107206413

Chat dead

May we talk about how many dorks/ahogirls are there in AL?

I know Kronstadt, Essex,...and erm...

Anyone who just acts like Aru

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-aru-shocked-wordless-kazumaozk-gif-1667826403287849082

[forest sparrow]

Remember when dork was the same as nerd? Now dork = stupid. Crazy

[normal comet]

i know a girl

[weak parrot]

no, my physical storage is fine

it's apparently the backup storage

that is not fine

[graceful hound]

Nerd can be very stupid

[weak parrot]

well, slang changes

but in the sense of dork and nerd

it makes sense

[graceful hound]

Knowing ≠ practice

[weak parrot]

unlike the slang coming out of the newer generations

sometimes, it's better to be street smart than book smart

[graceful hound]

Theres a nerd in my class
He knows pretty much, but in practice?

[weak parrot]

that's why you don't give tech nerds power

[forest sparrow]

Doesn't make them stupid though

[weak parrot]

they don't have the street smarts to use it properly

nerds are smart, but also very stupid

[graceful hound]

Nerds know things they don't actually practice

E.g: math

Nvm i havent seen a math nerd in my class ever

[stark fox]

Kats

[weak parrot]

tbf, most math nerds don't do theoretical mathematics

[graceful hound]

Most of smartass in my class were talkative gamers

[normal comet]

mogged

[weak parrot]

they use math for their tech bullshit and games

[graceful hound]

Damn jawline

[weak parrot]

because it's the only things they can do well

most nerds lack street smarts

[graceful hound]

Contradictions seem to happen daily

[weak parrot]

but yes all these are the reason why you don't give tech nerds power

[graceful hound]

The best nerd is usually a girl

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/label-nikke-nikke-goddess-goddess-of-victory-label-nikke-gif-9912307731051774828

nerd

[weak parrot]

ew

she's quite literally the worst example

you could put up

[stark fox]

Damn, I’m glad I stopped playing

[graceful hound]

I may just bump her head with my knuckle

[weak parrot]

i literally skipped her banner

[graceful hound]

[stark fox]

She seems more like a stereotypical shut-in Otaku

[graceful hound]

Whos that

[weak parrot]

she literally is that

[normal comet]

label

[weak parrot]

apparently she's popular though

[stark fox]

She’s literally big booba Hex Maniac

[weak parrot]

why do people have such bad taste

[stark fox]

Of course she’s popular

[normal comet]

sounds like mog

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hexmaniac-hex-pokemon-seiro-seiro-art-gif-24001477

[graceful hound]

Male humans aim for beauty

[weak parrot]

...she isn't beautiful

[graceful hound]

Think about garlic

[stark fox]

Das a cute kitty

[weak parrot]

she's one of the ugliest characters in the damn game

[normal comet]

black cat

[graceful hound]

Some people like to eat them

Some don't

[weak parrot]

5head eunhwa was bad enough

[normal comet]

durian also stink but i like to eat it

[weak parrot]

thank god for the TU

[stark fox]

My favorite Otaku

[graceful hound]

Erm back to my topic? If possible...

[wanton pelican]

Digital

[graceful hound]

Talking about ahogirls in AL

Or dorks

[stark fox]

Halford is a Vampire Dork.
She cute

[graceful hound]

I love golshi

[wanton pelican]

Thought you were talking about garlic

[weak parrot]

he is garlic

[wanton pelican]

Ah

[graceful hound]

I was talking about dorks in AL

[normal comet]

garlic in AL?

[wanton pelican]

Yeah

[weak parrot]

he was trying to use garlic as a defense for people liking label

[wanton pelican]

🧄

[graceful hound]

I eat garlic

[wanton pelican]

Who?

[graceful hound]

If cooked

[graceful hound]

Me

I mean

That purple girl above

[wanton pelican]

Who’s label

[weak parrot]

this thing

[normal comet]

stinky hex maniac

[wanton pelican]

Oh

Ehh

[weak parrot]

literally a shut-in otaku nikke

[wanton pelican]

Never liked her

[weak parrot]

with ugly ass glasses

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/nike-sneakers-gif-18410870

[graceful hound]

[normal comet]

i like her

[weak parrot]

i skipped her banner

[forest sparrow]

Thick-framed glasses are nice. Everything else about her... pass

[graceful hound]

Atleast I haven't seen an anime girl with visible double chin...

[weak parrot]

oh boy

[graceful hound]

Excluding characters intended to be ugly

[weak parrot]

you're in for a treat

anyway

[normal comet]

chubby is fat but doesn't have that

[weak parrot]

chubby isn't fat

fat is fat

chubby is chubby

[normal comet]

who's that one nikke who like licking finger again?

[forest sparrow]

Bready

[graceful hound]

Chubby is fat in english
You mean "thick?"

[normal comet]

oh yeah

[graceful hound]

Chubby does have double chin

[weak parrot]

bready is thicc

[normal comet]

i mean bready is fat

[weak parrot]

but i hate her name

[graceful hound]

How about Yuuka vs Formi

[normal comet]

thicc is anis

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

viper is hot

[forest sparrow]

thicc -> plump -> chubby -> fat -> obese

[weak parrot]

we don't want the latter two

[stark fox]

THICCC

[gentle charm]

I like it between lean and plump

[normal comet]

kashino still in plump

[gentle charm]

for women at least

for men, I like lean or shredded, anything really, just bigger than me

[weak parrot]

very masculine men are scary

[graceful hound]

I like women who erm...european or thick if not

[forest sparrow]

If muscles are what people seek, I can dissappoint so many more people

[weak parrot]

european

european is a body type now

[gentle charm]

I just want someone dominant

So I can be housewife

[graceful hound]

I mean

How can i say

[normal comet]

i'm bulky so not your type

[weak parrot]

what size are you?

"european"

[graceful hound]

If she's european then i may pass some of my preferences aside

[gentle charm]

you're still probably an amazing person

[normal comet]

[weak parrot]

i just want a girl who isn't like a fat blob

[graceful hound]

Sub saharan African

[weak parrot]

ehhh

not my type

[rustic sapphire]

No one want a fat blob

[graceful hound]

[gentle charm]

false

world's strongest or whatever in baki

[graceful hound]

So you like fat blobs?

[gentle charm]

you know the guy

[forest sparrow]

You'd be surprised. There's people who enjoy the wildest stuff

[gentle charm]

huh?

[weak parrot]

i have a weakness for light-coloured hair and eyes

[graceful hound]

[rustic sapphire]

I want a tall girl with huge boobs

And i dont like blonde hair

[gentle charm]

I am brunette

I want pink hair like my mum

[rustic sapphire]

Fake i know your a man

[weak parrot]

my ideal woman is light haired, light eyes, Z13 type body, no tattoos

[forest sparrow]

I'd just want someone I could trust. So far, only the .pngs of Boise are trustworthy enough

[graceful hound]

My ideal is Bismarck's body

[normal comet]

body like that exist?

[graceful hound]

yes

A healthy woman

[gentle charm]

yeah? but brunette is brown hair

[normal comet]

just marry anime girl at this point

[weak parrot]

lmao

[normal comet]

you'll own nothing and be happy anyway

[weak parrot]

well, only anime girls have yellow eyes

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/new-world-order-klaus-schwab-world-economic-forum-parody-r-u-ready-4-ze-new-world-order-gif-10007432617932751756

[weak parrot]

if only humans had yellow eyes

amber is the closest we'll ever get

[forest sparrow]

If you own nothing, then you don't even own your own happiness

[graceful hound]

If you own nothing

That's communism

[weak parrot]

communism is a terrible idea

anyway

[graceful hound]

My parents lived under it

Grandparents too

[normal comet]

world elites don't think so

[weak parrot]

people who lived under it understand it the most

[normal comet]

the system not oriented on human happiness anyway

[graceful hound]

But the newgens just praising the party and "sozialism"

Nvm remove that word

[weak parrot]

because they operate under the assumption that "the world needs to be more fair"

and by fair it means free handouts

[graceful hound]

In my country they function the same as liberal NPCs in the US

Shouts with buzzwords

[weak parrot]

but then you have the other side who literally has to be hardasses

they go out of their way to try to make things as unfair as possible to "own the other side"

so then you end up with the bullshit of today

anyway

back to bache

[graceful hound]

I feel bad for the american commies

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1461812402302619678/boise_boing_boing.gif

[graceful hound]

[forest sparrow]

I need more L2D Boise skins for more gifs

[graceful hound]

My parents said you've to NOT lose the damn "rice note" or the gov wont give u rice for a whole month until they get the new one during socialism

[weak parrot]

at this point, it's just a tug of war to see who can spew the most extreme bullshit

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-uss-new-jersey-al-alm-gif-21668418

[weak parrot]

anyway, bache in a microbikini

[royal sigil]

[graceful hound]

White mutsuki in microbikini

[royal sigil]

poor timing on my end

[weak parrot]

there's lots of art of that

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

white mutsuki

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-bullet-date-a-live-anime-white-queen-sword-gif-18432128147366086418

[weak parrot]

brown archive

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/เคน-gif-11633258741447243626

[weak parrot]

lmao

[weak parrot]

iroha in a school uniform is amazing

[meager haven]

Koharu Archive

[forest sparrow]

Boise Lane

[meager haven]

Seattle Lane

[weak parrot]

bache lane

[royal sigil]

New Jersey Lane

[graceful hound]

Jumpscare:

[meager haven]

BA fan white washing a character ofc

[pine oasis]

Is that a gun ?

[graceful hound]

We also black wash momoi

[ocean pawn]

if we get kitsunes instead of cat girls sure

[meager vine]

is that like karin and asuna after fusion dance

[meager haven]

Less fox

More uhhhhh

Ermmmm

Fish girls

[forest sparrow]

More bunny

[ocean pawn]

MORE ULTRA FOX

[graceful hound]

Agartha karin

[forest sparrow]

Not bunny suits. Just bunny

[shut crane]

always more fox

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-musashi-azur-lane-gif-18314130625463739996

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/efn-gif-12637928950648202180

[meager haven]

What if I fed Musashi a california roll

[meager haven]

Tyvm Koharu.

Schob

[royal sigil]

mind jumped to that as well

[meager vine]

BA hamman

[weak parrot]

*pink hammann

[royal sigil]

[graceful hound]

Where the promise ring emoji

[weak parrot]

we don't use BA as the qualifying

we just use the color of their hair

[weak parrot]

BA mutsuki
white mutsuki

[meager vine]

they are both white

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-shupogaki-hikari-tachibana-hikari-train-gif-15253875223288631952

[weak parrot]

AL mutsuki is brown

[meager haven]

Gal Mutsuki

[meager vine]

that would look cursed

[weak parrot]

lmao

[meager haven]

It would be so awful yet so funny

[weak parrot]

this thing

[weak parrot]

imagine pale owari

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/asuna-blue-archive-gif-15507122428804525968

[weak parrot]

lmao

[shut crane]

[weak parrot]

true

[graceful hound]

What bout Hanako

https://tenor.com/view/hanako-koharu-kohana-ba-blue-archive-gif-17499721979744953863

[weak parrot]

why are they lesbians

[graceful hound]

i found ts when searching her mam

Name

My far right ass can accept this ship

[shut crane]

damn alberto is really squishy

[weak parrot]

the only acceptable ship is momoi x midori

[graceful hound]

Twincest 🥀

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/seznamcz-pes-seznam-SOVu1kHf38Txotv823

[pure dew]

I have been summoned

[weak parrot]

shoo

away with you

[graceful hound]

Comrade move

This is esoteric fascist goonland

[pure dew]

I shall Conquer it

[graceful hound]

teleports you to the basement beneath the temple of Little Saint James by the Hyperborean power

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperborea-car-hyperboria-hyperborea-hyperboria-cat-cat-gif-16758155947211811167

Am At Agarta

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-diddy-domain-expansion-fighting-tuff-gif-7191957339819572573

[pure dew]

Peak Fight

https://tenor.com/view/raw-milk-hyperborea-based-european-sword-gif-1575906408187508754

[livid sedge]

POV: The Ark Royal Files Have Been Released

[weak parrot]

sorry, i'm gonna sumon paimon

[graceful hound]

Guess who wasn't in the files

[pure dew]

Richelieu

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

mutsuki was mentioned 10,000 times in the Ark Royal Files

[pure dew]

Dear god

Bismarck mentioned 300 times

In Ark Royal Files

[graceful hound]

She didn't do nothing

[graceful hound]

[pure dew]

And Cleveland Mentioned 600 times

[pure dew]

Hmmm

And Mostly

Glowworm Mentioned 7000 times

[graceful hound]

All bismarck did was yapping with U 556 i think

[pure dew]

Probably

Also Her sister Tirpitz not in Files

[graceful hound]

About ts

[pure dew]

Which is good

[graceful hound]

I remember that scene of Ark Royal tryna drink a destroyer's blood in the anime

Wait

Adrenochrome...?

[pure dew]

Oh

[graceful hound]

[keen folio]

[radiant cipher]

good evening

[pure dew]

So let's list the Victims

[pure dew]

Good evening

We have

Bismarck

Glowworm

U-556

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-summer-blow-a-kiss-heart-swimsuit-gif-18595887

[pure dew]

Me fr

And Vanguard

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[graceful hound]

Bonsoir ma camarade

[radiant cipher]

bonne soirée

[graceful hound]

Jetudie francais canadien pour contentment

[weak parrot]

mutsuki is not innocent

[graceful hound]

et...

Parler

[weak parrot]

she is one of the biggest perpetrators

[graceful hound]

Oui

Parler et contentment

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-squinting-arnold-smirk-gif-10596864

[weak parrot]

je ne parle pas Français

ici on parle Anglais, s'il vous plait

[graceful hound]

[pure dew]

J'adore les Français

[radiant cipher]

je ne veux pas parler en anglais

[graceful hound]

"Here we speak english please"

I think

[radiant cipher]

je ne respecte pas cette langue

[weak parrot]

Ek nie praat Engels nie

[pure dew]

Pourquoi?

[graceful hound]

dude ain't respect anglais

[graceful hound]

Since when did u learn to speak afrikaans

[pure dew]

Anyways let's talk English before our ass getting muted by Mods

[weak parrot]

Frans is a mooi taal

[weak parrot]

i learned a little bit when i was obsessed with Afrikaners

[fluid surge]

Name so relatable btw

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

i mean i still like Afrikaners

[graceful hound]

Afrikaans seem easy

[pure dew]

Thx

[weak parrot]

i think they're really cool

Afrikaans is basically english'd dutch

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/south-africa-uk-flag-africa-netherlands-gif-7560812262535627142

Goat flag

[pure dew]

Brish flag

[weak parrot]

Afrikaans lost some of the more complicated features dutch has

[graceful hound]

Just change it to another republic flag

[weak parrot]

so it's far more grammatically like english

[pure dew]

Real

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

than dutch is

[pure dew]

Dutch Cheese

[graceful hound]

It origin came from a pidgin of the malays and africans, then the dutch in south africa adopted it

[pure dew]

Boers?

[graceful hound]

yes

[pure dew]

Fair enough

[graceful hound]

Most of them are dutch so

[fluid surge]

Guys do you believe people want a girl to crush their skulls with her thighs?👀👀👀👀👀

I dunno who would want that ew like👀👀👀👀👀

[gentle charm]

Dunkerque best fr

[pure dew]

I already did

[blazing musk]

Me, I would

[pure dew]

It was peak

[graceful hound]

Just like most white americans have a huge amount of british ancestry

Charles-Kerque

[pure dew]

Anyways I have Dunkerque in my Basement

[weak parrot]

the whole reason i got into afrikaners was actually because i like the dutch

[dark solstice]

irish, italian

[pure dew]

Cheese

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-guy-scarface-gif-12275746

[graceful hound]

Is she in heat or smth

[fluid surge]

I dunno but I’m cracking anyways

[weak parrot]

Afrikaans

[dark solstice]

too early to sleep forgot

[pure dew]

I already did

[gentle charm]

nice

[pure dew]

Come and get it

[graceful hound]

British pseudo-jеws and non-tuscanians

[pure dew]

Who wants argument

I start

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-murmansk-gif-22377380

[fluid surge]

WOULD

[pure dew]

All Gangut Class ships should be in AL

[graceful hound]

Argument: who is gayer than the person above me

[pure dew]

Ah Shit

[graceful hound]

[modern dew]

hi

[graceful hound]

bonjour

Parles tu francais?

[pure dew]

Hola

[modern dew]

non pourquoi

[pure dew]

¿Habla español?

[graceful hound]

Chuis Mika Misono à Trinité

[gentle charm]

graf zep

[fluid surge]

Yes

[weak parrot]

i had created a group called Amerikaners

[pure dew]

I think Laffey on Depression

[weak parrot]

and they spoke Amerikaans

[modern dew]

yo

[graceful hound]

Afrikaans with NYC accent?

[modern dew]

im uh

[graceful hound]

[modern dew]

new here

[weak parrot]

no

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cipher-hsr-meme-honkai-star-rail-cat-gif-14625069804547639568

[fluid surge]

Nah she’s always like that

[weak parrot]

these Amerikaners settled in the western US

they were also farmersex

[pure dew]

No Oil?

[graceful hound]

Bonjour uh, m'appelle Mika

[fluid surge]

Probably

[weak parrot]

so a lot ofthe new western states

have dutch names

[pure dew]

Marry with her

[graceful hound]

Afrikaans should've been a lingua franca in ZA

[karmic delta]

Cipher is here to steal oil from you guys so don't mind her if your oils missing