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I dont think im a furry, at least i dont consider myself as one
I should go back to tuning before this guy start to yap some unessential stuff
Nah
Be distracted
Like i am
you having furry art at the ready doesn't speak for your case my friend
look! a distraction
my gf can help me with that
I'm single
"look, a distraction!"
"where?!"
sus
Ive said im going to sleep like 4 times but I keep coming back
you're addicted
you wouldn't be able to, my phone is not even on vibrate
I should throw my phone out the window
Who said I need to use your phone 
Awwwww
The eugen
Biscuit
That's where the fun lies
hiii
just hope there will be clankers to tend you when senior
Think outside the box
OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED
become the clanker

HUH. You Wish
brain into computer
cyborg, Perlica, or Nikkes

pmo
Hmp
yes Perlica
has few mechanical organs, she's quasi-cyborg
Alright imma hop off and gamble
upload your brain digitally?
how would u find some pleasure without flesh or physical contacts?
HOT DIGGITY DAM
it's as if Harbin is saying "do it"
Enterprise Got That Mommy Aura

Who is this adorable little nugget
🫳
🥖
not boyz, but bwahz
dont forget the meat at the end
what if you live in the middle of the desert or a city with no grass
I'm gonna need a bigger jar
buddha told me that pleasure is for nancies
what can you do if you live in a shoe and dont got no sole
U better touch grass Because I'm already working 
the buddha tells you not to seek excessive pleasure
Matter of fact I already touch grass
if you are grass, and i am touching you
woah
does this mean i am touching grass?
Touch the road
LeBron James hairline
Why the fuck does all my gmails gets signed out for no reason once every year
it's how the system works on many sites
On my laptop but not my fucking phone
it's annoying, yes
but i think it's just one of those safeguards
that they put in place
I have 2FA
i think it's just one of those built in things long before 2FA
just like the server will log you out because "safety reasons"
it's one of those blanket measures
browser updates don't usually log you out
it's most likely just one of those blanket measures put in long ago
And I done forgot my password by the time it happens
So I lowkey just end it all
there's something more annoying though
when you clearly type in the correct password
but it still says you're wrong
I have 3 "correct" passwords 
Literally discord at 12am
even my school account for no fucking reason
Dumb SoDak
it's basically just an excuse
Etsu at school learning about NJ
Fatass
to force to you change your password

so that's what "sybau" means
Yo dawg chill out
no
yeah sybau stands for "shut yo bitch ass up"
Firstly, I don't do painted. Secondly, whore implied that monetary value were exchange
Just wasn't paying to attention to people
my fuckig FB password 
Cuz it ain't my business
Fair enough
I just hate when certain pw need the weird styles and I had to use an alternative
but they dont remind you of that
Ehh, I can do worse, I just don't bc Mod love bonking me
rat?
but shut yo bitch ass up is usually realized as "shu'cho bitch ass up"
You paint yourself to look pretty

You love it 
hey it worth it man
the end -t and y- combine for a ch sound
Trust
happened to me within first week

too much stamina is literally the reason i quit BA the first two times
I was below the 200 limit
Apparently the navy guy also sended this
Must been the wind
but now that i know that mass sweep exists
also is that F/A-18E right
i can get rid of the 700 stamina
Hornet ig
i get every day
isn't us navy retire all legacy hornet
i quit BA twice because i didn't realize i could do 100 stage sweeps and level up quickly
i thought i was forever stuck at lvl 13
F/A-18F My beloved
Game so ded might as well petition to rename this channel to #off-topic 2
is that regular F/A-18 "Hornet"?
...we're still talking about boats?
which image
the parked one
that's SuperHornet look at intakes
and we're posting boats, and in an as yet novel development i'm even playing the boat game as we speak
He also send me the video of uss Dwight getting refuel

cvn 69

so you guy work as carrier crew right
no
One of the navy guy I know do
can they lower the ground so the water levels out?
Deuces W16. I'm out.

Wacksack
Fuji mount
mibombo
Arena breakout infinite with me
no pc
If I had I would be gambling our live on abi
buy pc
good luck
I rather get laptops

no sound indicator
good luck finding sniper 
no scope reflex?
White death moment
yes no
Fire sniping people seem fun
boom headshot
reason: tried hearing a sightline
oops wrong reply

Big meal noice
nice
Is this discord?
no its discord shaped skype
no it's reddit shaped discord

Its cny gift
well cause they did that fuckass valentines event we didn't get a new valentines frame this year
two gems from today's batch of red envelopes
we rich 
so everybody is stuck at 7
Honestly its been 8 years and they still using the same ribbon

I thought at some point they would change the color or design
smol indie dev plz understand
So cny gift is better
garlic fries? quarter non KFC?
im eating popeyes and watching one piece
I dont think i live near one
huh how did this happen
Easy, try to switch sides of your first 2 numbers at the Max Label

what about next generation
Gen Alpha learns the worst
While Gen Z gaslights it to oblivion
I wish Canes are available other than America
gat damn it
They're even worse off than we are
i'll mail you some
yes funni
Not my gens not my problem
fair
I prefer spicier tenders

Johnny Somalia
KFC thighs
HOT DIGGITY DAM
Sugar mommy
its harbin time 
Happy Lunar New Year 🧧
Happy Lunar "Honse" New Year
Lunar Year 2026 is "Honse" zodiac
and new gacha-genre, "anime-gta"
OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED
🐴
eating glue sticks
she is donkey not horse
feels like chewing gum
new here
Hi dr phil
The mail gift, does it send a letter like years past?
Yes
Who's this centaur
Cerea
Darkness as a horse
except she ain't unhinge-M
Yeah
what the centaur doin
there's also snake-girl, harpy, slime-girl, dullahan-girl, zombie-girl, etc...in that anime
🤣
sometimes she forgot her head in public place, cue decapitated-talking-head issues

peter what the hell are you doing at the "monster girl" island??
Squid Game ❌
Tako Game 

47 cruise missiles

I came from war thunder discord to ask is prinz eugen actually good?
Oh i have been playing azure lane for a while
Yes prinz eugen is very meta
she's a great tank early on. but ägir from the hit game world of warships exists, and she's literally just eugen but better
Ok
and also much cuter xd
I think i downloaded azure lane like 6 to 12 months ago?
Idk war thunder brought me to azur lane dont ask why and how😮💨🥴
boat game
🥴😝
I wonder
I use eugen to 1 shot bosses
Best girl is Boise, not Atago. How many times do I need to say it
Im a new player btw
Is there male characters in the game?😭
There is 1
theres a male NPC
Its cleveland
thats about it
Nah cleveland is a male too
there's one
I dont see it tho that much but do they look cute? :3🫶
Absolutely
👌
Why doesn't umamusume have a body like this 
Is there real life cosplayers😝
dr aoste on the left
this guy
👌
This is what I got on my first pull
they won't fit in rooms
Only Male character that appeared in game other than commando

For some reason i get feelings for random objects or fictional characters last month i fell in love with my pizza leftover and started talking to it to the point it was there left to mold so i had to throw it😔
have you considered therapy
if umamusu were centaurs we'd probably structure the world accordingly, or they'd have their own communities where things are done their way, or most likely both

Is it concerning?
Yes at least have a special space for the body like that
Like yk?

human infrastructure won't fit em all, like how Uma verse is shown, even with bipedal body
i mean if youre talking to rotting pizza
i read it as.. talking to rotating pizza
I want to ride her
MC already "rode" her, by necessity
I make a power fist yes
Hmm i dont have really any bums to talk to in my real world life but if i talk to my parents and relatives they seem pretty annoyed and so is my friends so instead i started talking to random things like plants foods and even random stick people drawings i made
shoutout to the guy at games workshop who thought of the idea of a glove that you punch tanks with and they explode
Chris Redfield approves

shoutout to the guy who uploaded his starcraft marine cosplay gauntlets to thingiverse
guys a real one
And then someone strapped a chainsaw to it
Aww thanks my pooks
Mmhm this food taste delicious
Oh really
Must be great to get more
Come on lets go get more my chan san
Funnily enough I remember folks advising giving power fists to IG leaders because they ain't going first at I3 anyway
I think i have a crush on prinz eugen
the hell i actually goddamn reading right now
Im just drooling when i look at that ship
Fockin rng is pissing the fock out of me like tfym blue pull
(Power fists used to double the user's Strength but forced them to Initiative 1)

same 😍😍
I want to worship Ruppy armpit
You took away the Boise. Unforgivable

Im sorry for being weird i just talk alot i just dont want to be seen as insecure or something okay?👉👈
Ok
Everyone does when you start for the first time in AL
And it just stays
what did u just call me
Don't you love the burning sensation of having dry eyes and sleep deprivation
Itd not my first time i got az a long time ago my first crush on az was cresent
you arent alone here
Ok
She looked like astolfo
i started the game back when dinosaurs first roamed the planet
To be honest after downloading az and playing a couple games with it i started looking up ''stuffs'' about them in az
For those of you who dont know go to ''wt.live.com'' search ''azur_lane'' then ''sights'' page or ''camouflage'' page then you will see a bunch of ''stuffs''
Hmm... forgiven
Y’all discuss the female model of the USS Arizona while ignoring the beauty that is the original ship.
The boat kinda floats for every ship
Most shipgirls in game are not afloat 
Anything floats if you remove enough mass and spread the surface area
?
There’s a joke there but I can’t find it.
Spread them hard in my bed that is
Ah. There it is
at least I can still see her
hipper. the joke is kriegsmarineschiff admiral hipper's fucking chest. the word "surface" is used, why would it be anything else
Dunno

Sup nato, how your wallet after cny
It tough being a good and respectable uncle
obligation of having job
noob

funnier, a niece got a lottery i bought, then she won a 500$ last-2-digits
Toys are more expensive sadly
20€ budget

the ones i kept = nothing
i get my nephew yu gi oh or some small lego set..and my niece..ughh
something
whatever
I have no experience with girls and it shows
she really seemed to like the last toy i got her though..somekind of plush that you get in a egg
lottery here : every 16 days, first-prize = 200k $ a ticket, minor-prizes = last-2-digits , last-3-digitsm "number next to first-prize = 15k$"
I also have 0 clue what lil girl these day want for present, so i just gave them some plushie and hope it work
gettin a toy for my nephew ez, getting a toy for my niece..college level exam
my nephew's birthday-"toy" from me was a 1/7 Sanji (one piece) figure
Oooo
That nice
That’s cool
at first he 's interested in "NJ 1/7" i said "NOPE"
"u r too young"
My nephew arent that close to me so i just gave them money, some of my niece like reading so i gave them some light novel i own for their birthday, like biblia book store, or haruhi series

I gave my niece a doraemon plushie
She didn't like it 
my oldest neice is like only 5 years younger than me


in parent's generation, their cousins typically visit each other frequently, our generation are mostly online-chats
except new-year
my cousins are either in their 40s or sub 10 years old

Same
my cousins are like less than 7 ppl, while parents gen has over 30
My oldest cousin has more than 60 and the youngest 12 or 13
Not as weird as having a 9 years old uncle
at least they got to visit Avrora (the ship) in St.Petersberg, when Russia was "friendlier to travel to" (pre-2022)
nowaday it's "neutral" at best

remind me of a manga (or and anime) about mc, a highschool boy, live together with "his same age aunt" and attend same school+class
Sounds like peak 
and thiccness too
Manga name
?
That household sound like heaven

Nothing wrong with moving up a few keveks
Levels
yay i did it
despite blood related?
Owari figs ? 
Ermmmm what are we talking about
Gyaru segs
Thicc gyaru segs
dis
Science isnt about why, it about why not
Hand it over, that thing. Your figures!!!
my man
Oh…
For the realistic experience
a science of motivated chair
not the..cheaper shipping
Uh huh…
Scammed
that chair is actually made of iron and not plastic
Lies
yet, the steel trailer there is already given up

got like 2x akagi figures, 2x kaga figures, 2 akagi plushes and a kaga plush, 1/4 washington and north carolina bunny girl fig, new jersey and unzen beach figures and that is it

i know a couple of good figs are coming out late this month
i'll get them later
also..musashi in august
being empty on the inside make it easy for container to be pushed around by strong wind compare to the iron chair shape 
Ngl why does she have 3 extra swords
3 spares innit
Spare in case hakuryu lost her
As God intended 

Hmm oh yes very understandable
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop being fat
Thicc
also
where is the source to buy this
Does it measure in tons? 

Huh. Didn’t know they made Azur lane figures
Since it’s certified by Formidable herself, it should withstand any weight
is being made..or rather we're in the final stretches of production
those figures of 1/7 or 1/8 scale are around 150-300$?
Natoki
hai?
Neat.
we are getting a couple of cheap ones this month..
nice
Is your favourite emojis kearsarge stare and cartheiya sip?

more than that
i have whole archons of them :
Archons….?
i have no money


stop being poor
spotted
I did not know that
I swear I haven’t seen you use them
Oh I def saw that a lot tho
usually, my first chat-greeting of a day start with "
" (95% of the time)
unless i log in when chat is on "insane"-topic then i started with "
"
today's topic
boobs

I see that ALOT as well
Don’t know about that
And the other i see a lot
and 
Segs
yet AL's emoji constituted about 25% of my total emojis in my private channel
not counting from other "-character-"main's

she is the true loli-Malin 
At least they finally remembered about forgotten starter
like this isn't her 3rd free skin? 
And people wonder why they don't add more lolis
honestly, this is probably the reaction they want 
Imagine if they add femboys

kinu
any kind of shipboy would end up a massive boon by driving away these scum
Mutsuki in BA shares the same voice actress with Astolfo from FGO
dunno if she does voicelines in AL
Eugen/Agir share same va as Gasper Vladi from DxD
Thats a tomboy
o ye
yeah, tomboy and femboy are very different things
NO FEMBOYS
due to "obvious reasons"
Hmm what is every gacha you play then?
i play 4 at a time
I thought she's german
Al wuwa endfield and Genshin I’m guessing?

Oh I also thought that but she’s from Sakura empire
oh even worse

You just stopped playing?
i never play wuwa

Then what’s with all the wuwa emojis?
Oh you into the lore
I currently don't have nothings to do in AL (just over 1k oil and already finished this month's OPS)

I wanna play wuwa but uhhhh my poor phone
Same thing can be said to those who only watch overwatch
I haven’t touched opsi in over a month

my phone can handle wuwa fine, but i just dont play gacha of same main-genre twice
Oi I see that
Where the people saying "wuwa have more storage optimization then genshin"
Where they now

for me my phone would damn empty
did they ever exist? the game was newer, not better optimized 
AL is horizontal bullet-hell, hsr is turn based, genshin is fantasy-openworld, endfield is "factory must grow"
I think my phone could too but it’s storage I’m worried about
i have 4 gachas on phone as well as on pc
How much gb storage do you have on your phone?
I wanna play all the gooncha games
(AL, BA, Nikke, GFL 2, ZZZ, Legeclo,...) if I had a better device
If I had pc I’d play them
I only play AL and AKEF as gacha game
another than that is military vehicle theme games
and fps shooter game
512

Hmm
I got 128…
265💔 
current usage is about 224
I use Iphone 7 plus for gaming 
I played like many gachas
Anyone wanna switch phones?
Only Playing AL rn
Your phone must be a beast
I use like 89% of it
Crash frequently when playing BA and unable to go on other places in island planner
My phone is fucking 4 gb ram
So i deleted BA
I wanna get a samsung
that's damn sad
It's getting weaker
Detla force Al AKEF all these 3 ate my storage most
i breifly had 6 gachas total for a month, (4 existing, 2 trial-for-vibe)
Yeah expected
Phones and houses being damnly expensive...

another than that barely over 10gb
Must've been the Khazarians
Hmm dam

Deleted delta
nuh uh
the 2 i tried was GFL:FC and Delta Force
I love ramming people with tanks
Yes, but I play WTM
I tried both tho
Modern naval warfare
nice ai. especially those 2 double-sided guns T-34
The gouden leeuw grind is hard on wows
She fucking expensive then other tier ten the hell

I’m tryna get Yamato it’s not working…
Then gouden leeuw could be a real ship
there would be New Amsterdam City, not NYC

Grind harder
Ty good tip
South Africa become white majority country
Oh nvm it's on research
back to detla force because The amphibious vehicle that look like AAV7
Aztec Empire invaded Europe
Nice
Nah that isn't possible 
Done Azur Lane Edit
there was a comic of one
I love my mommy
So many wasted oil for the draw book
But yeah, I hope ZA was better than today
ooo I didn't know it was Yoko (Orfevre)
Want to play googoogaga with her 
you rang?
I think taihoe hates all shipgirls doesn't she
I want Xxx in many Posture

not really
Hmm
That spider santa, eh?
Still hate it

Taiho
Who play WTM with me ?
I could fix taihou
Hehe
When 
She's an aho

1 truckload of ice-cream needed
I couldn’t fix taihou
Source of outage found
I'm sure she hates all floofs
Fat ass
I could break taihoe further
Is her VA the same as Belfast or Nj?
Because one of them has the same VA and likes ice cream
I love stupid girls 
Surtr/Laevatain = Bel (va)
I love brats
is a giant bucket of ice cream that you share with your loved ones a valid iftar?
The VA cast is so short I swear I find so much VA that voice characters I’d never guess
Mutsu
Espessially namba wan
who's she
threatening ice-cream barge is a way to trigger NJ's "Black Dragon" wrath 
If they Abcxyz and have their children?

ISE
type 90 and type 10?


or the latter K2

Hindenburger with a carrier deck
Israeli navy when
Type-96 and K2
Her song literaly fries brain
huh wha what threat
the barge should have enough ice cream for everyone, even surtr apparently, otherwise it wouldn't be a barge
ah right, mb, 96 is chinese and K2 is korean
enemy-sneak atk on the barge
T-14 Armata's daddy
M1 TTB
right
well it was "a good experiment, but we still need to retain 4-man crews"
If Type-10 MBT have TTB and unnamed 120mm like Armata 125mm ?
TTB project have Autoloader like T-Series
japanese Type-10?
Oh nah
Ya
which T, T-64 style or T-72 style
ah, the 64s
I wonder why's Taihou a yandere
Everyone who likes Taihou and yanderes in general and say they ""can fix her"" simply got a superhero syndrome
thx Albacore
The most I know about her are yandere traits, scared of albacore, farted and died in WW2
her farts were more than compromised design and simpy crews
The fart was so deadly that she died 
Or more like an obsession, I LOVE Taihou without that mindset, be a hero seems too overreacted
it's about the
too
What kinda oil did they feed her

by 1944, IJN increasingly used less-refined oil
Why do people like crazy bitches over zen mommies
the oilrigs in Indonesia has basic and low-tech refinery, needing logistic to high-end refinery in Japan
bcs Crazy Bitches like men more
Why Formidable heavy
but urgency for battle of Philippine Sea, compounded with torpedo-fixed USN submarines started terrorizing IJN logistic in SEA

Taihou had to use low-refined oil from Indonesia-source, instead of JP source
Formidable is Super heavy, 300.000 tons
and low-refined oil generate much more vapor than better one

I remember that story of her when she fell down in her launch lay caused a shake and got one crew died
so when Alby yanked Taihou, those leaked fuel vapor multiplied by factor of 5-to-10 than properly-refined-one
Hindenburg with a flight deck 
Taihou bros cope so bad they have to draw vore with their idol
Because she heavy
Hindenburg retrofit when

be like
Imagine a CAV
CBV
imagine SSBCV
Eh
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t hildrebrand a Paper ship that’s in Fritz rumey class?
submersible aircraft-carrying battlecruiser
That shit can submerse?

Dear god no
irl? no, or can dive only once.....
And we got zao with fly deck named Kuzuryu
Agartha-class CV with Haunebu saucers would be easier to explain that ts
Oh yeah I have unzen
is Kuzuryu similar to Saipan?
Me too, I skiped her(
Was gud gang
At least some like me who LOVES Taihou hates those fetishes
Imagine if the painter chose China instead of Japan then
Japan got cooked hard by the Americans

how did we even get here

Japan better side with the Americans for oils and stuffs

Light cruiser with mines as special planes for steel
the irony is
Crazy Women after all has the type too like you more and cover your insecurities
Even tho mommies, do but that's rare
so Crazy Women it is
Anyway, is Fridrich Carl yandere or smth?
nope
years after war, Japan got access to those massive oil, that the imperial military die-harded entire nation for....?
Y'know, i have installed the game again, it does run better on my new phone, which is nice, so it is no longer a glorified slideshow :p
A Mommy
Carl is very tenderly, but teasing ara-ara instead of calling you "my child"
I found God and the obsession is gone for real
I wonder who says “my child” a lot?
Where is my Valentine’s Day letter .d
i took it
ofc FDG
The japanese empire didn't even explore no oil in that southern Sakhalin
Did they?
gimme
No clue, haven't gotten one either
did they know?
They don't know
Indeed she does

Too bad I have it now
so as US didn't know oil in Alaska too , at that time

Friedrich is amazing but Musashi is simply a softer pillow
Yes her tails are
Some shipgirls are taller than the commander
i may call "FDG" than "Friedrich", since Carl is also a "Friedrich"
Don't they?
Just call them Fred and Freddy
I do that too but I mostly do it because I’m not typing her name
Shinano is better, eepy cuddle fox :]
Ngl more like most
New nickname
Freddy and Carl, fair
Kazan too
oui
Skk is really just me ngl
Her skin
(fake?)floof of the north, Sovetsky Shinanova


















