al-general

[sinful vapor]

lemoncat best cat

[wanton pelican]

Gonna pick nakhimov for mine

[sinful vapor]

Shimanto for mine

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you

[stable plank]

i did what?

[sinful vapor]

Arc

[sinful vapor]

Rime chose Shima again

I am ready

[karmic delta]

Mutter

[karmic delta]

[sinful vapor]

yorr

[sinful vapor]

I posted that last night

very cute

[fair narwhal]

Indeed

[karmic delta]

Johnny storm

https://tenor.com/view/salute-human-torch-johnny-storm-the-fantastic-four-first-steps-at-your-service-gif-4198656193313212554

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/tenka-izumo-chained-soldier-anime-season-2-mato-seihei-gif-4007390922277737376

[karmic delta]

How are ya Doing almighty John?

[sinful vapor]

relaxing on my day off, you?

[karmic delta]

I'm good Just vibing to this

And thinking of Tenka

[sinful vapor]

nice

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/izumo-tenka-gif-7768981410901681696

I gotta stop slacking and watch more chained soldier 💔

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/魔都精兵的奴隸-chained-soldier-s2-mato-seihei-no-slave-izumo-tenka-gif-7197973277979673484

[stable plank]

oh my gah

i should oath chi an

[sinful vapor]

ok

[wanton pelican]

I remove every single ship whenever I do mine

Just in case

[sinful vapor]

hmm

[karmic delta]

Why is she so perfect

[sinful vapor]

I will do that before reset

[karmic delta]

[modern dew]

eat every single ship

[wanton pelican]

There hasn’t been an issue tho thankfully

[fair narwhal]

Damn her retrofits look nice

[wanton pelican]

So you can keep it

[radiant glade]

[modern dew]

nakagi

[sinful vapor]

meh

[stable plank]

i think i have kiwami cat as my first secretary

[tacit crypt]

hey yall

[tacit crypt]

Kiwami you say…

[meager haven]

Green apple life saver shell

[tacit crypt]

That sounds like a dragon

[stable plank]

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami-breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-gif-16876855119039411135

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/tenka-izumo-chained-soldier-anime-season-2-mato-seihei-gif-8187867800102068821

[karmic delta]

Ayee Jad3

[karmic delta]

TENKAAA

[weak parrot]

Breast titties

[tacit crypt]

Fubuki Azuma better

[heady pawn]

THE ROOK!!!

[livid sedge]

Yakumo better

I will join her harem

[tacit crypt]

Yakumo…

AS IN

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-gaiden-4-yakumo-gif-2696031967508962188

this Yakumo?

[teal girder]

btw game ask u to confirm, can still swap before hitting ready button

[grand lodge]

Chirp

[tacit crypt]

this my goat of NG4/NG

Day 1 fan I won’t ever switch up 🤣✌️

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-chen-yukari-yukari-yakumo-ran-gif-1471733854955832944

no these yakumos

[meager haven]

Blow up Chen

Why does that gif look like it was made 20yrs ago

[karmic delta]

You have yours, I have mine

[tacit crypt]

damn wrong Yakumo

my fault

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/魔都精兵的奴隸-chained-soldier-s2-mato-seihei-no-slave-izumo-tenka-gif-7197973277979673484

[stable plank]

because it probably was

perfect cherry blossom did come out in 2003

[heady pawn]

That indeed looks like something made in 2000-2010

[meager haven]

I thought PCB came out in 1964

Wasn’t LoLK from 2003

[modern yoke]

Idk situation

[heady pawn]

2006 was 20 years ago

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[weak parrot]

Apparently I have GFL2 account

[royal sigil]

[weak parrot]

I completely forgot I had an account

[meager haven]

Gun for lewding

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[tacit crypt]

does he know..

[heady pawn]

Guam Fargo Laffey

[karmic delta]

:speestare:

[heady pawn]

[karmic delta]

I know

I think

[tacit crypt]

he knows…

[sick crest]

because it was

Or at least 16 years ago

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/tzero-touhou-touhou-tzero-gif-19977719

very 1997

Touhou is almost 30 years old

the first concepts came out around 1996

[umbral stone]

oldge

[teal girder]

I have not 1 credit any touhou game yet

[dark solstice]

finally can concentrate on AL another expedition bites the dust NMS

[ember spindle]

can't you play them at the same time? especially with a raid event that actually functions with auto repeat

[dark solstice]

technically yea but i always get so focused forget AL

https://tenor.com/view/belbi-belfast-belchan-little-bel-chiko-gif-14873596

Still hoping i will get that second ring

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight goblet]

MOMMY CALAMARI

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-shower-bismarck-gif-6649766223561917531

Mein Wife

[sinful vapor]

[dark solstice]

Man cant beat a good bath but will it be oily with a ship in it?

[sinful vapor]

nothing wrong with that

[tight goblet]

mmm

[stray finch]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-neuron-activation-sange-what-hah-gif-2693005746723177623

[tight goblet]

hmm

[lofty shoal]

laffey taffy

[nova monolith]

Donkey would agree with you

[dark solstice]

American bath i guess xD

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

[tight goblet]

lol

[hearty salmon]

WAPOW

HOT

SEXY

MILFS

[tight goblet]

sigh

[hearty salmon]

AND ITS ONLY A BRA , SO IT’S DIRECT ACCESS TO BIG MILKY BOOBIES

[somber steeple]

hm

[dark solstice]

wtf type in bathtub full oil and get something about Crude oil baths for health care and find out people legit do this even tho its dangerous

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1446052946713378886/202512041607.gif

[livid sedge]

American oil bath

That's how enterprise has good skin

[livid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-sigh-zip-sigh-zip-dasmemeistgut-gif-12463891049586367645

[slate halo]

Godzilla collab when?

[dark solstice]

Now

[sinful vapor]

tomorrow

[tight goblet]

godzilla

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-roar-arrrrgh-angry-rawr-gif-17977760

[hearty salmon]

Only thing better that big boobies?

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-godzilla-red-eyes-gif-14648683

[hearty salmon]

Heavy rain early in the morning

[karmic delta]

GIVE ME MY KING

[somber steeple]

[karmic delta]

HEISEI GODZILLA RULES ALLL

[dark solstice]

You know whats nice when you mention that, evening when the sun is going down and immediately after thunder an lighnting we get heavy rain fall, just lay on bed with window opening listening to it

best thing ever invented

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/chewits-godzilla-monster-b-movie-retro-gif-14743748

Chewitts are how you summon Godzilla for real

[royal sigil]

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hms-lion-azur-lane-anime-memes-gif-1870417443096944779

[ember spindle]

i have a dumb question
what happens to this godzilla naming scheme if two movies are made in the same imperial era

[karmic delta]

[rancid compass]

[solar dome]

me when the wind is so cold I start laughing

[rancid compass]

you are weird, were you ever told?

[wanton pelican]

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza2-jo-amon-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-kazuma-kiryu-gif-25745348

[wanton pelican]

What did I do

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-little-enterprise-seseren-gif-27217652

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

[teal girder]

where is our resident gidorah

[sinful vapor]

Akagi

[rancid compass]

not you @wanton pelican

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/akagi-azur-lane-gif-13289804915496572271

[somber steeple]

[graceful hound]

Hi ALO twinks

[rancid compass]

i retired my side character long ago tho

[somber steeple]

[weary trellis]

5.5hrs before Valentine letter

[teal girder]

thats our Yorrrrrrrrr

[somber steeple]

[violet panther]

[sinful vapor]

Nato

[karmic delta]

Jean Bart mentioned

[karmic delta]

Orbsssssss

[south thorn]

Daily dose of lion roar

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-lion-metro-goldwyn-mayer-mgm-gif-6802401886019586825

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-roar-gif-6189475767986230528

Jeff roar

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-shark-marvel-rivals-marvel-rivals-gif-17621413117369645663

[livid sedge]

need more booty jiggle physics in here

[somber steeple]

that's not even wind

[weak parrot]

seggs
saggs

[sinful vapor]

[weak parrot]

terrible

0/10

[livid sedge]

they are all the nerd emoji

🤓

[sinful vapor]

@burnt idol uhhh

[livid sedge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/he-has-such-a-way-with-words-sandy-cheeks

[balmy plume]

wall of text

[sinful vapor]

spammer

[wanton pelican]

/mute 1232868460934070327

[willow thorn]

integrated_hypersonics#0 got muted.

[sinful vapor]

ty

[livid sedge]

[violet panther]

[balmy plume]

deserve it

[wanton pelican]

/purge 3 1232868460934070327

[somber steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-book-fire-fire-book-his-writing-is-fire-as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines-gif-7492916682126134420

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[somber steeple]

what was that

[wanton pelican]

No idea

[livid sedge]

He was in the Ark Royal Files

[balmy plume]

random guy spamming

[sinful vapor]

someone raging

[somber steeple]

it must be a wind

[sinful vapor]

with spam

[weak parrot]

female women

[dark solstice]

You like the experienced lady?

[sinful vapor]

[teal girder]

glASSess somehow is banned word lol, had to be creative

[fading plinth]

“chai tea” ah

[sinful vapor]

yup lol

[teal girder]

also username is a Nube

[solid whale]

al got that braindead chat censor

[nova monolith]

Man I love DD Ships that spam their Assets on me (Mogador, Z52, William D Porter)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1446052946713378886/202512041607.gif

[sinful vapor]

what about Trafalgar?

[nova monolith]

she's fine

[ember spindle]

dare i think that such blunt censorship for custom names is appropriate for a gacha game

[nova monolith]

Above Average but not enough to spam

[solid whale]

heavy cruiser supremacy

[nova monolith]

Laffey 2 does spam but I kinda not down with it

[sinful vapor]

this skin is so artistic

[sleek cape]

AL will see this and go for horny skins instead

[dark solstice]

Tree has too many clothes

[weak parrot]

only people who are silly die after being killed

don't be silly

[sinful vapor]

[dark solstice]

You sir are a man of much wisdoms

[violet panther]

worse if their death are so cringed, even afterlife authority cringed, and forbid them to isekai for sometime

[dark solstice]

I pray isekai is somehow real

Wanna come back as a rich person

Or magic user

[violet panther]

imagine isekaied as an ant, that got flattened under shoe in days

[dark solstice]

Ah hell 🤣

Pray the rest of the ants get revenge for you

[deft salmon]

or you get isekai'd as a north korean baby

[sleek cape]

How does one die cringe

[dark solstice]

Kim would love it

[fleet flume]

mibombo

[sleek cape]

Wait I forgot to do something

Hollup guys

[fleet flume]

me when i fumble the easiest shot known to mankind so i lowkey just accept my fate

[dark solstice]

I think he calling you

[sleek cape]

Oh my goodness valentine

That was not the shot

[fleet flume]

sometimes not even me, its the game thats fucking with me

[stark fox]

@sleek cape

[dark solstice]

Never blame yourself, always blame someone else for your mistakes

[sleek cape]

I always do this with him sir

[fleet flume]

the dude i was shooting just stared at me with a 122mm, i knew my time was up

[sleek cape]

Fully consentual

👍

[sinful vapor]

[sleek cape]

John don’t let me catch you

[sinful vapor]

[fleet flume]

non consensual headpat

[sleek cape]

Stop sipping

Start gulping

[sinful vapor]

no

[violet panther]

konosuba's

[sleek cape]

Please tell mr pin me putting your name in all
Caps is fully consensual

[violet panther]

heart attacked by an approaching slow moving tractor that didn't even hit

[sleek cape]

When bro says the guy is one shot then I shoot him and he doesn’t die

So I know I’m getting my shit warped

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254662155739856906/1297845223367376947/attachment-5-1.gif

[violet panther]

he doesn't specify "who will be one-shotted"

[sinful vapor]

why are you giving me that look?

[mental swift]

Shoot him in the head dammit

or just get a better gun

Like a .50 caliber

[violet panther]

that red envelope contain money and hotel suite ticket

[sleek cape]

She wants to cut it off 🐓

[violet panther]

and if she being more considerate, a c----m

[mental swift]

my red envelop contains gems and coins

[sleek cape]

He regenerated..

I think he’s the terminator

What do I do

[mental swift]

BRUH

[sinful vapor]

[violet panther]

DOOM him

[mental swift]

he's the T-1000 actually

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/roara-holoen-doom-mage-arena-chalek0-gif-10111635722749669341

[deft salmon]

friedrich der gyatt

[sleek cape]

Send him to eternal damnation

[violet panther]

send him to Talos II

need personnels for Factory

[stable plank]

forced to spend eternity in the lampless dimension

[sleek cape]

Gobbla and that sticker

If one day he doesn’t use it

Someone check on him if that does happen

[sour granite]

is it going to be the end of the world?

[weak parrot]

whore thunder

[sleek cape]

Probably

That sticker is his life source

[earnest condor]

abysmal dogshit game

[sleek cape]

His soul basically

[mental swift]

If it was going to be end of the world we would've known it a very long time ago don't you think

[sour granite]

damn

[stark fox]

Not if my blackhole generator has anything to say about it

[sinful vapor]

Yuki!

pin

[mental swift]

There's no fucking way you have a blackhole generator

[earnest condor]

pinlyingpants

[sinful vapor]

Nasty carts spotted at aisle 17

[mental swift]

There's no such thing as a blackhole generator even

[stark fox]

It's..... missing a few parts

[mental swift]

If it doesn't work then you don't have it at all

Speak for yourself

[earnest condor]

[karmic delta]

I have made my Tenka Emote

A wild tosh appears

Time to nom before I sleep

[umbral stone]

harro

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

[weak parrot]

female skk

[solid whale]

im boutta hit my joker arc

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED ONCE MORE

God I love her mom

She’s so hot and so horny

And those wonderful armpits

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[violet panther]

[stable plank]

real

[stark fox]

[stark fox]

Gross

[tight goblet]

IS THAT CORIN?

[stable plank]

corn

[stark fox]

I think it's a GFL character

[stable plank]

damn i surpassed 3500 lamps

[fair narwhal]

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[stark fox]

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things jsut doesn't belong

[sinful vapor]

yea Hai Tien

jk I know who you are referring to

[solid whale]

china

i might actually hakai my department manager

like bug out so hard i unlock that power

[placid gulch]

Hai Tien mentioned

eyes off her she's mine

[sinful vapor]

Apri

[tight goblet]

o..

anyways i will sleep

by by

dont melt

[placid gulch]

John

[solid whale]

i think buggy should find the one piece

[turbid valley]

Consenual headpat?

[modern yoke]

[nova monolith]

Manjuu really loves this loading screen

[solid whale]

well it is a good one

[echo harbor]

I love that loading screen

[south thorn]

Who doesn't ?

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[modern yoke]

[solid whale]

manjuu kinda outta pocket for giving atago a articulated tailplug

[austere mesa]

hmm 666

[solid whale]

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1466871967725392027/Harbin_my_beloved.gif

[mental swift]

surely harbin doesn't like you

[mental swift]

wait is that harbin with Zhu yuan's clothing in your pfp

[fair narwhal]

YES

[mental swift]

Unexpected combo but suits

[fair narwhal]

[mental swift]

where can I find more harbin emotes

[modern yoke]

[fair narwhal]

[mental swift]

where are they from???

[fair narwhal]

I made them

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN AGAIN

BIG MASSIVE BOOBIES

[hearty salmon]

Big chocolate milkies

I must have

[real hamlet]

Harbin top tier

[ionic gulch]

pmo unnecessary ping

[modern yoke]

Cukurukuk kukuru

[ionic gulch]

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-thats-my-man-gif-17507326005836740313

[modern yoke]

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-harbin-al-harbin-azur-lane-gif-14844467864187752897

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[wicked jasper]

Is there no Valentines letter from Minase?

[ionic gulch]

I gonna rob your organ clean and sold em to black market

[modern yoke]

Don't expect

[stark fox]

Valentine's letters were handed out during the event a few days ago, you had to select them as your specific girl.
They stopped doing the mail valentine's

[wicked jasper]

Fack.

I missed them?

Damn.

[stark fox]

Sure did

[wicked jasper]

Minase is my fav right now.

[sinful vapor]

still got this

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2023334462810100168

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🌸 New Year’s Warmth 🌸

Dear Commander,
From 2/17 to 3/3, 11:59 P.M. (UTC-7), you can receive a special commemorative gift from the Secretary you have set!

Go to the Secretary Selection page and click the "New Year’s Warmth" button in the upper right corner to claim the gift

X · Feb 16, 2026, 9:51 AM

[stark fox]

[stark fox]

Huh... that's new

[fair narwhal]

Gift from Harbin

[sinful vapor]

players complained

this is the old version of Valentine

[stark fox]

Don't they always?

[wicked jasper]

Same thing? Nice.

My birthday is tomorrow.

[sinful vapor]

yup lol

Rime already got one for Shima for the 2nd time in the JP server IIRC

[agile silo]

Shouldve betted in Polymarket

[fair narwhal]

Enty deserved that win

[agile silo]

Oh...oh god

[hearty salmon]

HARBOOBIESSSSSSSSSS

[agile silo]

So we had beef against AK players? in china?

[violet panther]

Manjuu and Hyperglyph in same building!?

[stark fox]

And I care why?

[austere mesa]

not a fuck was given yeah

[stark fox]

Every Gachaplayer hates every other Gacha player

That's just how China works

[violet panther]

would still save that "family tree" for reference

[hearty salmon]

I think its just the delulu ones

[agile silo]

No wonder AK is a big hit in Bilibili

[hearty salmon]

Like some mainland chinese peeps are really like

[stark fox]

It's the ones who yap, os yes

[hearty salmon]

And I kid you not in no form of exageration

They are like backwards

[fading plinth]

saw that one Valentine’s Day video of New Jersey and I couldn’t stop staring at her damn breasts man😭

[hearty salmon]

Like they have been brainwashed in china for so long that any semblance of an idea that doesn’t match with theirs gets called multiple bannable slurs

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1434176656871915662/be44a46d197a4ac78f570dd55d2b052b.gif

[hearty salmon]

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[hearty salmon]

Any man who enjoys boobies is a homie in my book

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1470528713765687376/h09j8dlouexd1.gif

[agile silo]

HES GAE

YOU GAE

[modern yoke]

[austere mesa]

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-doom-mage-arena-meme-holo-gif-17922895179536094511

Doom.

[hearty salmon]

Black haired boobies

[hearty salmon]

Medium sized black haired boobas

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-overwatch-league-gladiators-la-gladiators-shields-up-gif-13574675

GIVE ME YOUR BOOBIES

[torn aspen]

[weak parrot]

GFL2 female skk has better boobs

[restive wing]

I though everyone is gonna freak out when i casting doom

Or it just kiara screaming?

[royal sigil]

what just happe-
oh ok nevermind

looks like I missed a New Jersey again...

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/exusiai-the-new-covenant-arknights-yippie-gif-4934882651703129178

Yatta!

[teal girder]

who dat

[weak parrot]

in a game where you can choose to be a male or female protagonist, why the fuck would you not choose to the be female one?

[hearty salmon]

Wonderful

[earnest condor]

the male is funnier

[weak parrot]

why would you stare at a man during gameplay

[earnest condor]

take genshin both aether and lumine fucking suck

[weak parrot]

yeah but aether looks like ass

at least lumine is somewhat fine to look at

[violet panther]

salute to that Manjuu, he went off honorably

[weak parrot]

GFL2 is one of the few games

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

where the male protag

doesn't look like ass

well, at least not his upcoming skin

[violet panther]

Snowpeak too, i guess

[weak parrot]

lol no, i hate how the dude looks in snowbreak

[violet panther]

because his cloak?

[sour granite]

Such and such preference

[weak parrot]

but new GFL2 male commander skin

is actually quite nice

[static kernel]

I have a serious complaint about fei yuens drone use

speaking as someone who uses drones

The drone

[weak parrot]

and female commander is well of course, hot

[static kernel]

But shes based on gentiane

I wanted brunette femskk

[violet panther]

she probably too short to reach the cooking platform, cue using drone

[weak parrot]

eh, look at her new skin

it's so nice

[static kernel]

The part where she got syrup on the props

Cant she use a winch or dropper

[violet panther]

her drone carry stuff on top of it?

[weak parrot]

the female skin is what got me to download gfl2 again

not realizing i already had an account

[manic hinge]

thats hers the drones she sends out are these

[violet panther]

may need to rent Fargo drones

^

[weak parrot]

that drone looks terrible

[manic hinge]

its got 4 guns

and flies

[violet panther]

it has 4 needle-guns

[weak parrot]

how the fuck can it fly like that

[manic hinge]

hover technology

[weak parrot]

but then again, we're talking about AL

[teal girder]

it just does

[violet panther]

anti-gravity

[weak parrot]

so bad mechanical design is part of it

[teal girder]

one of the gun will point at our team

[static kernel]

This would be better

[weak parrot]

the only design AL devs care about how is how big the boobs are

[teal girder]

so if it barrage u gotta dodge it too

[weak parrot]

yes, that's a proper drone

[teal girder]

that thing has no gun

[violet panther]

then how to equip 4 guns on it?

[weak parrot]

you don't need massive guns

lol

[violet panther]

even needle shooter like Fargo's one

[teal girder]

use the spinner as shurikens

[static kernel]

Cn wants big boobs do they

[teal girder]

deteachable boomerangs

[weak parrot]

yes, apparently

[static kernel]

So we gotta push the small boob agenda upon EVERYONE

[violet panther]

just install needle-gun-dome underneath each propeller shaft

[static kernel]

they got enuff saggers

Now give us the small boobs

[weak parrot]

unlikely because EN also likes big boobs unfortunately

[static kernel]

Just give em this to show them whats good

[weak parrot]

the funny thing is, if you put in more young adult/teen bodies into the game, EN is probably going to cry the loudest

[clever sierra]

[weak parrot]

CN would probably be okay with it and JP would eat it up

but EN

EN would cry foul

[teal girder]

ANSON

[agile silo]

I knew it was the Mark 32 and not the Mark 38

[weak parrot]

hmu on ccleaner so we can share spicy pics

anyway

linkedin nudes

[static kernel]

What the fuck

Do they think thats the same as loli

[weak parrot]

they'll cry foul at anything that seems to be a "minor"

[static kernel]

where can i find these en folks bitching about even small tits

[weak parrot]

and well, teens are minors so, it just falls into it

[static kernel]

Its one thing if it were mutsuki and laffey

but they think noshiro is a minor?????

[hearty salmon]

DID SOMEBODY SAY TITS?

Oh

[weak parrot]

yes, trying to spread the gospel of small and medium tits

[static kernel]

Look at maury

[weak parrot]

it's kinda the whole reason BA is branded a lolicon game when 99% of the characters are teens

[static kernel]

Her retrofit makes it clear that all you need is some tits and curve

[static kernel]

In ba's case there is an explicit age and a very obvious student teacher dynamic

so real world parallels are unavoidable

[weak parrot]

they don't really care to distinguish and consider any "minor"-looking character "bad"

i mean sure, in BA they clearly are between 15-17

but it extends beyond that

and well in what world is 15-17 loli

[static kernel]

Non fans bitching is eh

What do the players think

Especially EN whales

[weak parrot]

EN whales in AL like boob monsters

[lapis ridge]

I mean there are 11-year olds in BA that the fans can't stop drooling over

[weak parrot]

there are like two 11 year olds

[static kernel]

LEMME AT EM

[weak parrot]

ibuki and idk

the point is just like, the west likes to lose it over the smallest things

not that the cn base is anymore innocent

but i feel like the CN base might just have a more reasonable concern

[solid whale]

jeffrey epstein in chat rn

[weak parrot]

than any "moral objections" EN players have

[violet panther]

his ghost?

[solid whale]

bro haunting us from hell

[weak parrot]

moral pearl clutching annoys me more than any other type of bullshit complaint

[grand dust]

No

[static kernel]

Epsteins services were universal
Wait thats like offering both lolis and titmonsters at the same time

[hard vine]

Why is bro shadowboxing his ass off

[violet panther]

bro make sures as many living associates in his list will join him in hell

[solid whale]

I think

we should introduce everyone in the files to a night lord

if you know you know

[weak parrot]

lord of the flies is a nice book

[solid whale]

[sour granite]

Dont start walking to this topic before it goes to deep

[modern yoke]

[violet panther]

[solid whale]

anyway i post dog now

[weak parrot]

man, why is everyone obsessed with epstein stuff

[solid whale]

gee i dunno

[weak parrot]

it's the one thing in the news cycle i want to not hear about

geopolitics is funnier

[sour granite]

Any politic is not allowed

[weak parrot]

certainly

but i'm just saying one is preferable to the other

[solid whale]

I think we should instead talk about the viability of irl catgirls

[weak parrot]

if i has to be spoken by someone

[solid whale]

[weak parrot]

that's kinda hard to make possible

[hard vine]

Blud can't switch off

[weak parrot]

in any realistic scenario

[hard vine]

[weak parrot]

even if you could closely make the features

it still wouldn't be a catgirl

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

it would just be a very weirdly modified human

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[solid whale]

we have crispr we just need time and funding

we could have catgirls in 20 years tops

[tacit crypt]

Okay yeah but like

[rose spire]

How much money we need?

[violet panther]

how would cat-ears neurogically connect to human skull.. through same opening as human ears?

[weak parrot]

you're more likely to get actual physical furries than nekomimi

[rose spire]

Ima add 20 years to my life span rq

[weak parrot]

with genetic manipulation

yk, like the actual werewolves

[solid whale]

they dont necessarily need to work

[weak parrot]

that teenage american girls swoon over in 2009

[solid whale]

just have human ears

the cat ears working is extra credit imo

[weak parrot]

minus transforming

[violet panther]

that's closest riddle if one envision irl cat-girl

[weak parrot]

the ears would actually need to work

for it be viable

at all

[solid whale]

if atago can have dog ears and human ears an irl cat girl can too

[weak parrot]

but yes, if you were able to actually graft animals ears onto a human head

it would have to realistically replace the human ears

[rose spire]

Bro just hear

[weak parrot]

but it wouldn't function as intended

like you could hear like normal

but you likely wouldn't be able to move those ears

like a dog or cat would be able to

[solid whale]

catgirl with cat ear headphones

im spitting

fr

[weak parrot]

unless you do some serious genetic editing

then it definitely might be possible

but that would lead to another issue

the side of the head would look weird

with all the extra muscles needed

[solid whale]

I think catgirls existing would lead to world peace

[rose spire]

What a very interesting conversion

[solid whale]

its a worthwhile endevor

[rose spire]

I’d feel closer to heaven

[weak parrot]

i mean it isn't hard to look into human and feline anatomy

to see how complicated it would actually be

[solid whale]

there is no war mentioned in the world in the nekopara games

clearly the creation of catgirls = world peace

[weak parrot]

like how humanoid angels definitely could not exist

[wise thicket]

Hello chat

[weak parrot]

because humans just don't have the hexapodal body plan

[rose spire]

Exact proof btw

[solid whale]

the most strife in that world is some dipshit and his catgirl harem trying to figure out why his whipped cream sucks or something

[weak parrot]

same with dragons

like people don't realise that wings are appendages

[solid whale]

wheres my nobel peace prize

[weak parrot]

so if you were to give a dragon wings, you'd have to sacrifice the arms

but luckily, those do exist: wyverns

[ember spindle]

would be pretty nice if world peace didn't require a caste of sex slaves as "genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership!" seems to imply the catgirls would be

[weak parrot]

humans want something to control

[solid whale]

who said control

I said them existing = world peace

[weak parrot]

you really think a person wouldn't want to control a catgirl

[hollow quarry]

When you succeed in modify the human body for that i guess

[weak parrot]

but yeah, harpies in their modern form

are far more realistic than the six-limbed angels

[solid whale]

im gonna evolve you into a chicken

[weak parrot]

that's....not possible

[violet panther]

be Perlica, she's a fowl girl

[weak parrot]

you could probably transfer someone's consciousness into a chicken brain

[sinful vapor]

[solid whale]

ill make it happen

ill invent sorcery

[weak parrot]

but i don't know how ethical that would be

[weak parrot]

this gives me an idea

[sinful vapor]

there we go

[wanton pelican]

Someone said Jeffrey Epstein is in chat lmao

[ember spindle]

is 6 a lucky number? a red envelope wouldn't drop 666 of anything if there wasn't something auspicious about it

[solid whale]

[weak parrot]

a semi-dystopian space exploration story about terminally ill people basically having their consciousness transferred into mining robots on mars

[weak parrot]

so yeah, the people are freed from their pain and suffering while still being "alive"

[wanton pelican]

Anywho don’t forget

[violet panther]

welcome to No Man Sky

[wanton pelican]

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[weak parrot]

but they've become slaves in another world

[weak parrot]

nah, but my idea is better

[solid whale]

time to gacha maxx

[weak parrot]

because it's anime style art

[violet panther]

ok

[weak parrot]

anime style art = better

[solid whale]

nikke on phone emulated azur lane and girls frontline on my other monitor

[dark solstice]

No man's sky rough terrain transport simulator

[solid whale]

im locked the fuck in

[weak parrot]

balls

[violet panther]

i feel like there was an anime/ anime-game with something similar to that setting before

[dark solstice]

Ring a lock smith to unlock the door

[weak parrot]

the female skk in GFL2 has medium boobs

[violet panther]

was it ZotE

[weak parrot]

she's not a boob monster

it is truly excellent

[solid whale]

mosin is peak anyway

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN

FOR THE 4TH TIME
THIS DAY

[solid whale]

not a good day if she doesnt put a plate of green slop in front of me

[hearty salmon]

You wanna hear about my love for boobies?

[weak parrot]

no, not really

[hearty salmon]

Just really wonderful

[restive wing]

See boob

That a one

[hearty salmon]

Curvatous

Boobies

And they’re on top of a hot sexy drunkard woman

[restive wing]

But someone said big melon like what you mean by that?

[hearty salmon]

Even better when the boobies come with a hot sexy MILF

Just look at those curves

That hip to waist ratio

[restive wing]

Yes sexy mommy

[solid whale]

giant fucking milk mountains

[hearty salmon]

The way she looks at me like I am her child

Or have 2 pairs of boobies

[restive wing]

Look double boob

[hearty salmon]

Double the milk

Double the fun

[restive wing]

Double chance

[hearty salmon]

Double the squish

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-sakura-sakura-yae-sakura-honkai-honkai-impact-gif-25770245

[stiff forum]

Hm

[restive wing]

Double chance to get jackpot

[hearty salmon]

WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD

YOU SUMMONED ME SO YOU’RE GONNA HEAR FROM ME

[weak parrot]

ugh, more of the usual western obsession with milfs

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-big-finger-ok-gif-7518459764649260595

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621426141705797651/890263046650495076/caption.gif

[restive wing]

I am all ears

[weak parrot]

what happened to the nice medium bodies

[hearty salmon]

🫳

[dark solstice]

What special powers have you got now he summoned you ?

[hearty salmon]

Buddy

I’m Southern

[violet panther]

Yae "Evanescia" Sakurako

[weak parrot]

southern is part of the western culture, ya dingus

[hearty salmon]

Medium is good

[restive wing]

Mommy

[hearty salmon]

But I like a little extra to hold at night

[weak parrot]

die

[violet panther]

you calling FDG's medium?

[restive wing]

No

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-friedrich-azur-lane-gif-13962740

[hearty salmon]

Play your cards right my little gem stealing car and you can turn her into mother

[weak parrot]

medium is allen m sumners

[hearty salmon]

YOU FOOL

I AM SOUTH EAST ASIAN

[weak parrot]

or rather Z13

[violet panther]

so as JB and Vanguard

[hearty salmon]

For my appetites yes

Large would be Mumomma or Kashino

[earnest frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/aespa-winter-winter-aespa-cute-kim-minjeong-gif-3254831943042420454

[weak parrot]

you have weird sizing for boobs

usually anything over C is considered big

[violet panther]

the difference in factor

[weak parrot]

you can argue that C cups are medium, but in reality, B is really the medium size

[restive wing]

Harbin time!

[weak parrot]

C and above are big

[restive wing]

Akagi be like when she saw taihou her boob why it got big than her: that bitch how she have big than mine!

[weak parrot]

so apparently the traditional classification is AA - A is small, B-C is medium

and anything over D is large

[solid whale]

big huge

good yes

[weak parrot]

yeah, i guess you can judge C as medium

[violet panther]

such size irl would kill her shoulder very quick

[weak parrot]

now that i'm looking at it

yeah, C being medium is fair

[dark solstice]

Damn right even if fake

[weak parrot]

i hate that kind of makeup

[violet panther]

even fake one need such wrapping of her cloth

[weak parrot]

it looks so bad

strap-on breasts

[dark solstice]

Carrying the weight of the world and boobs all on her shouldeds r.i.p Lola Ferrari

Well I meant implants

[violet panther]

not only AL girls boobas, their hair volume too, very temperamental if irl

especially the Formi's

[dark solstice]

Formi getting retired this year

No new letter 😞

[violet panther]

Formi's hair arguably heavier than her booba

[weak parrot]

anime girls have very excellent spines and core muscles

[violet panther]

shipgirl can has justification of being steel-enhanced keel-spine

[dark solstice]

Probably has the same hair as my gran, she was in some religion that the women don't cut their hair supposedly when it was down it was super long

[molten fjord]

skk pelvis will break

[weak parrot]

sounds like sikhism

[violet panther]

when drench/wet, the hair substantially heavier

[weak parrot]

well at least sikh men don't cut their hair

but you can't really tell because their heads are always wrapped in dastars

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-darling-in-the-franxx-hair-flip-long-hair-gif-13451624

[dark solstice]

She was Christian forget the name of the thing she was in

[ocean pawn]

https://youtu.be/NhOfNnnhFDM

[weak parrot]

oh

well idk

[ocean pawn]

thank you youtube

very cool

[weak parrot]

i just know that in sikhism, hair is considered a gift from god

so you shouldn't cut it

[dark solstice]

I would love to rock long hair but man it's a pain to wash from what I see and probably end up getting it caught in a machine and turn bald

[molten fjord]

they should make all the ships bald

[violet panther]

[ember spindle]

anson with male pattern baldness

[solid whale]

norwood 5 anson

[molten fjord]

add a beard too

[solid whale]

someone get one of the artists here on that

[dark solstice]

Nooooo not Anson

[ember spindle]

why is my emulator al desyncing every 3 minutes

[dark solstice]

I love Anson's hair color too much

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lezan-troc-angry-man-bald-man-computer-gif-15170620

[dark solstice]

Still think they should change her outfit then make her an adult and release

[vagrant coyote]

amazing

[ember spindle]

with the miku hair, and a severely receded hairline if we're still talking about baldness

[mental swift]

no she is chinese essex

Specifically that skin

where she wore a black dress

[hard vine]

[solid whale]

[haughty gale]

Skirk from Azur Lane

[weak parrot]

indian essex

[violet panther]

Skirk + Jingliu + Yixuan

[rose spire]

Boobs

[teal girder]

Indy not chan

[violet panther]

won't be surprised if Port would call Indiana a mom or aunt

[umbral stone]

that essex line on the 2nd panel is very courage the cowardly dog

[violet panther]

where's the voodoo mask

[austere mesa]

why's the voodoo mask

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-courage-muriel-bagge-eustace-bagge-courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-17812523066492225037

[dark solstice]

Maybe an inspiration

[graceful hound]

hello ALO femboys

[rose spire]

Alo what now

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-jet-plane-gif-16886979

[rose spire]

That’s how quickly my oil goes when I go on a 12-4 binge

[violet panther]

run like gas-turbine

[rose spire]

The girls want oil

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren01-akairo-azurlane-oil-drink-gif-13558878

[ember spindle]

now i witnessed all ships, bullets, etc. visually freezing in place but the battle going on and the camera continuing to follow the vanguard bouncing around and nj firing. something that never happened and probably never will happen on my phone
wtf even causes this

and i guess this nonsense is why the game isn't on google play games but y no click "build for windows"

[olive geyser]

there is no strangers to love
you know the rules,AND SO DO I

[ember spindle]

i wish using a type 1's skin on a type 2 wouldn't replace non-skin voice lines with the type 1's lines

[modern yoke]

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna give you down

[olive geyser]

NEVER GO AROUND
AND DESERT YOU

[rose spire]

Your pfp vro💔

It’s so fucking goated

[olive geyser]

NO ONE HEARS WORD
THEY SAY

[mental swift]

hello spider of the australia

[olive geyser]

I found it from the Australian guy who talking about it and looked for it
I really love it

[mental swift]

what are you here for

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ hello Human]

[somber steeple]

Skibidi toilet will be mine yea

[modern yoke]

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[somber steeple]

Ohio town Yea

[olive geyser]

Spider noises [ nothing much really, just chilling]

[rose spire]

Dw bro as an Australia spider rumours aren’t true

They are 10x bigger than described

[mental swift]

same just playing azur lane here and there

[olive geyser]

Spider noises [ not really,we have some small spiders,I'm truantla, biggest one ( if you don't include the spider crap ) the second is huntsman)

[mental swift]

just added this goober in my fleet after mlbing

[rose spire]

You guys are very nice btw

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ I used to play it but I stopped, same with pgr and dna ,now days , I'm playing terraria, I fucking hate emprice]

[tiny kraken]

where

[mental swift]

Damn

[rose spire]

Dream big

[mental swift]

Terraria is cool

[rose spire]

And you’ll see

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ thanks,but not all of us , our brother cidne weep and his big brother new castle big boy ( yes , that's his name ) are aggressive, so be careful]

[tiny kraken]

ok

[stiff forum]

Imma burn this guy

[somber steeple]

Keep you waiting huh?

[modern yoke]

Shut up mog

[restive wing]

Hmm mogadoro

[somber steeple]

okay man

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ NO ONE HEARS WORD, THEY SAY]

[somber steeple]

unokay man

[stiff forum]

Damn we really can understand spider language

[rose spire]

Oh dw I’m sure I’d be fine I’m Aussie after all

[stiff forum]

Feel like I have superpowers

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ it's, I'm playing slavery class]

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

Yes…you’re learning

[somber steeple]

this channel humor changed today

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ ok ,but be careful, by the way,do you want me to call hunts man to come live with you, he's good guy,and he will eat bad spiders and other bugs ]

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

No that lowk already happens a lot

[olive geyser]

Spider noises [ ok , I'm going to play terraria, I'm on for the worthy seed ]

[stiff forum]

Play mc

https://tenor.com/view/spider-gaming-gif-24004057

[rose spire]

Aight

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[stiff forum]

That just Timmy playing with his ps 5

[graceful hound]

Mogaydor

[stiff forum]

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ I have Minecraft, buts it's Boring without friends]

[olive geyser]

spider noises [ friendly fire, I'm not enemy]

[modern yoke]

smack

[graceful hound]

Who's she

[solid whale]

i have made a discovery

[stiff forum]

Make ones on bedrock

[graceful hound]

Femboy ship in AL whe-...

[solid whale]

its still here

[woeful mountain]

Hmm idk

could be anyone...

[rose spire]

Uhhh peak peak and uh all I see is peak