al-general

[violet panther]

Chen Qianyu too

[sinful vapor]

no Roon plz

[violet panther]

a Roonba

[sinful vapor]

kthx

[sinful vapor]

gob

[rose spire]

Okk mb

[sinful vapor]

Kursk

[rose spire]

Why did it stop spinning halfway

Oi

Keep spinning

[rose spire]

Oi I don’t wanna stare at your face spin

[rose spire]

Kursk snowman skin next update

[sinful vapor]

yes

and Chkalov

[stable plank]

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

Amagi spin UR next update

[rose spire]

Did she drink a bunch of red bull before this?

Holy shit

[sour granite]

not fast enough

[sinful vapor]

upside down when?

[rose spire]

Australia?

[violet panther]

if she's in aussie

[sinful vapor]

Yuki!

[rose spire]

Yuki!

[sour granite]

[shut crane]

[sinful vapor]

Nurn biting Nano

[rose spire]

does she run a bakery?

[sour granite]

she can

[rose spire]

Oh I know she can

[patent galleon]

Possibly more

[sinful vapor]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2023334462810100168

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🌸 New Year’s Warmth 🌸

Dear Commander,
From 2/17 to 3/3, 11:59 P.M. (UTC-7), you can receive a special commemorative gift from the Secretary you have set!

Go to the Secretary Selection page and click the "New Year’s Warmth" button in the upper right corner to claim the gift

X · Feb 16, 2026, 9:51 AM

so that is why there was a hotfix

I mean update

[ionic gulch]

Interesting event

[violet panther]

Hai Chou is a smell expert, like the Mog although with more stern manner

[austere mesa]

Gotta wonder if that was a kneejerk react to the negativity surrounding operation valentine

[rose spire]

Hmm what rewards I wonder

[sinful vapor]

oh def was

[sinful vapor]

the valentine gift that we usually get

[shut crane]

I doubt it

[sinful vapor]

but they changed it

and people qq the change

which is understandable

[pliant gazelle]

wait... so this year there was no Secretary valentine? Wut da hell happened

[rose spire]

Hmm I’ll log on Al

[shut crane]

there was a valentine

there's a whole new system for it

[pliant gazelle]

I logged it but I got nothin

[sinful vapor]

the new system is dumb

[pliant gazelle]

even on Valentine

[shut crane]

then you have failed

[sinful vapor]

you cannot even finish it until next valentine

[shut crane]

maybe lv30 isn't even the finish

[rose spire]

I just wanted a Bismarck letter in my depot

[violet panther]

that seems to imply you will get classic-valentine-gift tmr on Secretary page

[pliant gazelle]

so what do I have to do

[sinful vapor]

still dumb lol

[shut crane]

it's over, wait for next year

[pliant gazelle]

the message you mean? Cus this is what I am asking about

[ionic gulch]

[sinful vapor]

for this one that just popped up

[austere mesa]

[ornate jungle]

Hnm

[sinful vapor]

place the ship you want in the first secretary slot

[rose spire]

I see a golden lion

[pliant gazelle]

so technically tomorrow I log in and get the valenatine message from Atago correct?

[violet panther]

the elves

and tb

[sinful vapor]

yyea, but you have to click a button

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2023334462810100168

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🌸 New Year’s Warmth 🌸

Dear Commander,
From 2/17 to 3/3, 11:59 P.M. (UTC-7), you can receive a special commemorative gift from the Secretary you have set!

Go to the Secretary Selection page and click the "New Year’s Warmth" button in the upper right corner to claim the gift

X · Feb 16, 2026, 9:51 AM

[pliant gazelle]

okay, so I got it correctly! thank you

I was afraid that it is something different

[shut crane]

the valentines messages are over, you had until the 14th to get them

[pliant gazelle]

any clue why they changed it like that? Why isnt it like it always was

[sinful vapor]

I mean the special commemorative gift is going to be a message

[shut crane]

it's going to be whatever

[shut crane]

because they don't want to write messages for 800 characters every year - allegedly

[sinful vapor]

Azur Promelia

[stable plank]

whoa 2 cubes and 500 oil? youre too generous

[solar dome]

the bane of my existence

[pliant gazelle]

dang 800 lines of text aint much

[shut crane]

ofc we don't know, internal company decisions never reach the users

[pliant gazelle]

huh

[shut crane]

[solar dome]

new open world manjuu is working on actively

[shut crane]

we can theorycraft like matpat all we want, it's never gonna be certain

[sinful vapor]

too obvious

that they are spending their manpower on the other game

[violet panther]

Azur Promillia, fantasy openworld rpg gacha, ....with palworld mechanic

[nimble gate]

Uhhh

[pliant gazelle]

HUH why I never heard of it

[shut crane]

stop right there criminal scum!

[solar dome]

cause nobody talks about it

[shut crane]

you've done an invalid input!

[sinful vapor]

they will somehow kill both games lol

[pliant gazelle]

oh and it doesnt have the shipussy wth

[solar dome]

whoever cursed the game when it was revealed and said itd be a genshin killer please count your days

[sinful vapor]

Treating their best game, Azur Lane, like scrap for the next game that will be worse off/

[stiff forum]

hm

[solar dome]

I haven't even seen anyone talk about it positively

[violet panther]

recently AP promotes this girl.....looks like certain HMS maids

[stiff forum]

lol

[rose spire]

Devonshire?

Is that you you’re trying to say?

[stiff forum]

open world AL when

[sinful vapor]

of course not, it is just a clone of many games out there competing with each other.

[stiff forum]

hell fcking nah

[solar dome]

I saw that on twitter and literally thought it was al

[rose spire]

Could have been nicer….

[sinful vapor]

They are pulling like what Blizzard did with Heroes of the Storm

got in too late with that specific genre

[pliant gazelle]

there isnt any Atago-look a like there yes?

[solar dome]

idk probably not

I think there's a bremerton expy tho

[nimble gate]

?_?

[stiff forum]

hm

[violet panther]

Penelope+Glouchester+Devon

[sinful vapor]

if Heroes of the Storm came out before LoL and Dota2.....then the latter two would had defunct.

[dull summit]

is AP even released

[shut crane]

I tried opening promilia website... it crashed my pc

[violet panther]

no, still CBT1

[rose spire]

Hmmm I did notice that specific girl from gouden lion faction looks like her

[solar dome]

there's only 3 dutch ships ingame

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[violet panther]

Evertsen?

but the artist of that AP girl....yeah, probably one with girls in AL

[rose spire]

Her, the hair covering the eye.

I think she’s from gouden lion faction

[sinful vapor]

qts

[solar dome]

she looks more like louisville

[violet panther]

hmmmm.............may be

[rose spire]

Hello infernal

[pastel oracle]

[violet panther]

Noshiro (+Chisa) expy in Promillia

https://tenor.com/view/azur-promilia-chiyo-ultimate-ult-skill-gif-890807369115771588

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

Vergil? Is that you?

[violet panther]

Vergil's judgement cuts has too many users to count

[austere mesa]

[rose spire]

All his children

[violet panther]

any major gacha has at least one

[austere mesa]

[rose spire]

Now we just wait in Al…

Even if it’s not a major gacha game

[solar dome]

technically

it was

[rose spire]

Was

[solar dome]

like a century ago when the only other gacha game was like

gfl and fgo

oh and hi3

[violet panther]

a variation of Mei sure has

[solar dome]

and maybe something else but I hit my head and forgot half my memories

[violet panther]

manjuu of Azur Promillia = Cabbageju

https://tenor.com/view/azur-promilia-cabbird-chicken-animation-baby-gif-10625248777862296605

[supple tiger]

Sub3 yanderes trying to look appealing by seeking attention, meanwhile Musashi:

[rose spire]

Manjuu is now a cage

Cabbage

[violet panther]

good for vegan eh?

[rose spire]

Maybe if someone wants to eat manjuu

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[austere mesa]

[rose spire]

HOT DIGGITY SAM

Lion mam you can serve me all you want

I really want to stay at your house

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462058616118054912/20260116_185621.gif

[violet panther]

good luck finding her estate in Devonshire, England

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[restive wing]

Wow beautiful lion!

[abstract cipher]

wait

what happened to the valentines messages

im so confused lmao

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

Nun!

[deft salmon]

imagine showing newer l2d skins to a 2020 player

[rose spire]

They’d die

[tired crown]

They’d have a heart attack

[violet panther]

imagine showing booba-size of 2026 to 2020 era

[agile silo]

Why does all Fast Battleships's main gun after the war looks so dull

This is NC

[violet panther]

hers are capped

[rose spire]

Welp, time to pay child support.

[tame hearth]

how

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-me-when-rasputin-dying-skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-turning-to-ash-gif-26000244

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463912502789406884/20260122_154720.gif

[supple pike]

https://tenor.com/view/entrance-door-open-door-smashing-door-exploding-door-gif-25640162

Hello everyone

[low musk]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[bronze pilot]

How would Diddy rate the Northern Parliament fleet

As to compared to Ironblood fleet in your opinion🤣🤣🤣

[meager vine]

we will have many children

[rose spire]

Schobbob

[low musk]

Navy

[mental swift]

Yes finally it is announced on the EN version too

[low musk]

W

T

F

[rose spire]

3 bp away till I get mecky to dev 30

Meckburger

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire oops nearly forgot Daily dose of lion and day 10 of asking for retrofit repulse

[rose spire]

Mhm tyyyy

[dusk schooner]

Gonna purposely pick Lion for New Year's Warmth just to flex on you -w-

[dusk schooner]

Thighs

[rose spire]

Well I’m picking Bismarck so…shut up

[dusk schooner]

Dw I'll pick biscuit too

Along with AVP and NJ

[rose spire]

Oh you can pick multiple?

[dusk schooner]

Probably

[rose spire]

Hm I don’t think so

[dusk schooner]

They didn't specify

[rose spire]

Oh wait

It’s only the secretary in the first slot

[dusk schooner]

Oh aight then I'm picking AVP there's no other option non negotiable

[rose spire]

I’d pick lion instead but your choice

[dusk schooner]

Nein Lion can go sit and cry in the corner cuz I'll never use her again on my fleet since she makes the game less fun

Let my repulse have a turn

[rose spire]

Someone should strip your lion away from you

[dusk schooner]

Nah I'll keep her in a cage like an actual Lion

[dark solstice]

When you struggle so hard and finally get the second ring only to feel like you cheated

[shut crane]

sugoi dekai

[rose spire]

Wow….

[dusk schooner]

Ngl my repulse is actually cooking so hard on chapter 12 farming almost doing as much as my biscuit

[rose spire]

Horrid commander

[dusk schooner]

Say that again and I'll scrap the other extra Lion

[rose spire]

Sorry

[dusk schooner]

Hmmm I'm kinda sure I have like 3 other Lions in other servers that I never play

I wonder if I should screen record retiring them

[rose spire]

[gentle charm]

[rose spire]

Please don’t….

[dusk schooner]

:D

[rose spire]

That is certainly a name

[rose spire]

No

[gentle charm]

Yes

[rose spire]

Hmm

[rose spire]

Please don’t

Don’t make me suffer

You’ve already caused enough damage to me

[dusk schooner]

Hmm I do need some medals rn to buy retrofit materials

[rose spire]

Stop

Genuinely

Retire the epic bulins

[dusk schooner]

This Lion is staring at me begging to be sacrificed

Hmmm

That smirk definitely says it

[rose spire]

Oh dear god…

[stiff forum]

need to see what musashi sent me

[rose spire]

Don’t think it’s happened yet

[dusk schooner]

Heads or tails

[tepid valve]

No valentine choco, then Lunar Year gift appeared.

[rose spire]

Heads

[stiff forum]

the more better one

[dusk schooner]

@stiff forum go flip a coin or use the built in google game one to make sure it's not rigged

[stiff forum]

[dusk schooner]

Do it slave

[mental swift]

Is this a mature suffolk

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-san-diego-meme-sandy-hey-hey-gif-25214992

[stiff forum]

okay

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire

:D

[rose spire]

FUCK

[dusk schooner]

40 medals nice

[stiff forum]

whats going on

[rose spire]

My poor lion…

[stiff forum]

wait are you scraping her

[dusk schooner]

Shut up that big cat eats all the exp

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

I don’t have her

[rose spire]

She deserves the level ups

[stiff forum]

[dusk schooner]

4 extra lions in total left :D

Should I scrap one each month

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/sadgecry-sadge-cry-gif-18423674

[nova monolith]

MVP EXP farming isn't even practical

[stiff forum]

biggest lion flexxing

[rose spire]

Hi Joe

[sour granite]

scrap it all today

[stiff forum]

fr

[rose spire]

NO

YUKI BO

NO

[stiff forum]

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1446052946713378886/202512041607.gif

[dusk schooner]

Nah nah I need to do it one by one for phycological torture

[rose spire]

No no it’s fine don’t cover yourself

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

[dusk schooner]

Aight I'll be back tomorrow for daily dose of lion

Be sure to enjoy it cuz she'll get put down soon by Peta

[gentle charm]

Lexi is pretty

[sinful vapor]

but

[shut crane]

a bakery

[dusk schooner]

Bakery

[sour granite]

[lucid dawn]

Playing AL in a banned country sucks assss

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/toaru-kagaku-no-railgun-railgun-t-misaka-mikoto-shokuhou-misaki-massage-gif-18022121

[rose spire]

Hmm

[lucid dawn]

Can't even buy gemmmmm

[lucid dawn]

No mommy Fred for me 😭

[rose spire]

KITTYYYYYY

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/toaru-kagaku-no-railgun-railgun-t-shokuhou-misaki-hair-hair-flip-gif-18022495

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/misaka-mikoto-shokuhou-misaki-fetch-toaru-index-gif-16925397081883202209

[gentle charm]

Friedrich cat

[dusk schooner]

Have some daddy Fred instead

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

What does this mean…and why is she catching a dog bone in her mouth…?

[rose spire]

Friedrich cat indeed

[gentle charm]

His name is Friedrich

[lucid dawn]

I want that skin 😭

[nova monolith]

Exactly. ||I am being outright unhinged||

[rose spire]

When you get him?

[gentle charm]

A few years ago

[rose spire]

Oh I could tell

[lucid dawn]

Just 400 more gems

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1469738928654389329/20260207_175556.gif

[lucid dawn]

😭

Just 400 more

[gentle charm]

He was already an adult

But very shy

[rose spire]

Ahhhhh cute kitty

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1448286562248036457/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[sour granite]

swipe it, use your card

for the 400 gems, or do stages

[lucid dawn]

Wait...

[rose spire]

Is there a time when mogador is not horny…?

[lucid dawn]

We can swipe?

[dusk schooner]

Mods trying to get us to give them their paycheck

[rose spire]

Alr bro this isn’t needed

[sour granite]

what paycheck

[lucid dawn]

But am in a banned country they don't even let me buy "This product is not available in your country"

[torpid kettle]

mog .... adore 😛

[dusk schooner]

Good old VPN

[lucid dawn]

I am using it

[rose spire]

Please don’t

[lucid dawn]

It still say my card can't do

😭

[torpid kettle]

the only answer is

[dusk schooner]

Fly to another country

[lucid dawn]

I just returned

🤡

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1470528713765687376/h09j8dlouexd1.gif

[rose spire]

Okk…

[lucid dawn]

Imma double down on stages

And cry

[rose spire]

How did she become a nun…

[lucid dawn]

I am already at stage 10

So tuff

[sleek cape]

Why is there porn on my screen

[dusk schooner]

Got so used to seeing Bridget femboy that I immediately thought of him when I saw that

[rose spire]

Because it’s Azur lane….

[torpid kettle]

the evolution of mogadore is a nun xD

[gentle charm]

Where gay porn

[rose spire]

Someone stop her

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472700527019299081/20260212_191909.gif

[rose spire]

Very pretty skins

[sleek cape]

Thought Bridget was a confirmed girl

[lucid dawn]

7 stages

7 stages to get mommy Fred

[torpid kettle]

pretty much nailed to nun-adore evolution of mog xD

[lucid dawn]

😭

I can't

[delicate jackal]

Hi

[nova monolith]

Me coping for AL X God Eater

[stiff forum]

yea make her a nun too

horny one

[gentle charm]

Nuns im gacha, guh😭 😭

[molten fjord]

im bricked

[gentle charm]

We need a nun reaction

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1470528981777514649/nikke-nikke-rapunzel.gif

[stiff forum]

[gentle charm]

I think a real life nun would die of a heart attack

[stiff forum]

fr

[rose spire]

I need gems for Bisko Christmas skin think it’s around 1k-1300k gems

[stiff forum]

[viscid ledge]

Oh yeah, Rapunzel and her would be best fricking friends.

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/god-eater-gif-7046046612556187913

Get Freaky

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297365478347378769/1316412332116803675/GegvtXIWQAAZoVh.gif

[nova monolith]

[dusk schooner]

When are they adding a feature to let you donate gems directly to others

[viscid ledge]

Cat

[rose spire]

Keep dreaming

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kiss-on-the-head-aggressively-cuteness-cute-aggression-visdeapus-gif-1341923316605083354

[torpid kettle]

add her to the pack and we have a holy trio 🥰

[stiff forum]

holy trio doing unholy things to me

[stiff forum]

dont forget aponia

[dusk schooner]

I'm 100% ||not|| gonna give you some gems if it's possible to buy lion skin ||then retire lion||

[rose spire]

Give cat

[torpid kettle]

remind me who was that?

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/aponia-honkaiimpact3-gif-27430230

[rose spire]

[torpid kettle]

ah seriel killer xD

[dusk schooner]

She spends too much time having lesbian relationship with Eden

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/aponia-gif-25736493

[torpid kettle]

ah guess its h3...from the artstyle

[stiff forum]

it is

[torpid kettle]

so h3 means half year after her release she cant bbe used and is powercrept xD

[dusk schooner]

Getting flashbacks of nonstop grinding back then to finish flame chasers storyline

[stiff forum]

truly chsing the flames

[dusk schooner]

And flash backs of never letting her go...

Himeko must stay on the train protected 24/7 in HSR pls

[hard vine]

Is that PoW

[torpid kettle]

looked into the h3void half a year and yeeted it off my drive xD

[dusk schooner]

I'mma go cook some late night snacks

[stiff forum]

new year short flim i think or like anime with two episodes

[dusk schooner]

@stiff forum you interested in seeing my food again?

[stiff forum]

maybe

[dusk schooner]

Food pervert

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533893

[languid dawn]

Infernal

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457650641194319882/20260103_203252.gif

[ornate jungle]

@ionic gulch

[ionic gulch]

Uh wazafak

[ionic gulch]

Yes?

[ornate jungle]

Dm

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-impact-3rd-honkai-hi3-aponia-nun-gif-12476323406735633257

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bourbon-uma-umamusume-pretty-derby-umamusume-mihono-bourbon-gif-15650999575615416390

[graceful hound]

Rate my aryan pseudo-battleship loli setup

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455135271170347190/20251227_173131.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1468565283009597503/20251227_122626.gif

[stiff forum]

cute

[deft salmon]

one on the right is prettier

[ornate jungle]

@ionic gulch Alright Thanks :3

[torpid kettle]

yep 100% beauty

the right one 😛

[ionic gulch]

Np n Forcing me into changing my nick to this again was not necessary 💔

[stiff forum]

bro is faster then the light

[modern yoke]

Lmao

[sleek cape]

I redid my whole main profile ugh

Took a while

[gentle charm]

Nice

Mine is pink

[full mulch]

When new nun skin

[pine oasis]

When new religion drops

[full mulch]

Royal Navy suffers the most when it comes to skin

[torpid kettle]

we just have to be patient. and keep praying xD

[pine oasis]

I know a guy who thought the same way

[pine oasis]

Wait wait officer
Im white

[sour granite]

you 2 need to calm down with the offtopic gifs

[pine oasis]

Ok

[peak plover]

Ok

[ionic gulch]

Bros casually going beyond hennessey venom n egg top

[modern yoke]

@peak plover @pine oasis

[pine oasis]

Try me coward

[rose spire]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471499526945767609/nmBlPQ3.gif

[peak plover]

You dare challenge me, mortal?

[modern yoke]

Venom Hennessy F5 same as Bugatti Bolide for speed

[ionic gulch]

I'm pretty sure f5 cap at around 305 mph

[runic abyss]

is this heavens lost property or a different one?

[modern yoke]

It will probably be balanced in terms of speed

[torpid kettle]

yep

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471159700312817858/tumblr_inline_norz3ept1O1reuj1k_500.gif

[lofty tinsel]

Got my Le Malin plushie

[modern yoke]

[pine oasis]

[rose spire]

Same person btw

[pine oasis]

Where the sticker from

[modern yoke]

Uhh

[rose spire]

Azur lane dex server

[pine oasis]

Ok

[rose spire]

What am I looking at💔

[pine oasis]

A bacteria splitting

[pine oasis]

But its a rare cat bacteria

[rose spire]

Very understandable

[pine oasis]

Glad to hear

[modern yoke]

I'd better just delete it

[modern yoke]

Nevermind

[balmy plume]

Guys

anyone know the Spring aution background OST?
(the current back ground music in other word)

[modern yoke]

It's time to play DMZ again even though it's hard to find players

[weary trellis]

Demon Milking Zone?

[lofty tinsel]

Just wanna ask, has anyone received Valentine gift from Le Malin?

[torpid kettle]

cat !

[ionic gulch]

Go touch grass codm sweat

[graceful hound]

What about yours

[weary trellis]

they changed valentine event
there is no ~~ war in ba singse~~ valentine event 2026

[rose spire]

I said that shit 5 hours ago…

Hmm

Uhhhh no comment

[weary trellis]

they on dialup

13kbps

[rose spire]

[oblique dove]

Good

[lofty tinsel]

I know

Too bad I missed the chance to receive messages from her

[heady pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1466381736786133307/Strasbourg.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1470528713765687376/h09j8dlouexd1.gif

[heady pawn]

Real fat ass

[south thorn]

[weary trellis]

I think need to check secretary read #game-news

[graceful hound]

She needs big weapon

nvm this meme is outdated

[torpid kettle]

since your more or less ass...king for it

[rigid mantle]

Look Nikke!

[graceful hound]

Are these good

[south thorn]

Nikke x Azur lane was already a thing

[heady pawn]

We have Nikke at home

[torpid kettle]

she can shoot and provide floof-shield for the squad to hide behind 🤣

[rigid mantle]

Yeah

And a gigantic one since she's 2 meters tall

[weary trellis]

it's tomorrow reset. so select your secretary now.

[graceful hound]

Who the hell is "Kotama"?

[rigid mantle]

Idk if I choose Lion or Fritz for my valentine

[lofty tinsel]

Omg tysm for the announcement

[torpid kettle]

that depens 😏

[sour granite]

@graceful hound btw next time, don't post comment in game regarding lolis like that

[weary trellis]

her actual lover

[rigid mantle]

On?

[graceful hound]

Okay

[torpid kettle]

who you like more xd

[rigid mantle]

Idk which one I like more 😭

[graceful hound]

Any context about that?

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

[torpid kettle]

🤣

[livid sedge]

CAKE JIGGLE

[heady pawn]

Aren't you a boob guy? The topic was about ass

[livid sedge]

CAKE JIGGLE

[hearty salmon]

WRONG MOTHERFUCKER

I’M A CURVES GUY

[weary trellis]

answer is in-game though

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-tyranid-space-marines-titus-gif-4053401268298780302

AND I LOVE HOT SEXY WOMEN

YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE THEY HAVE CURVES

[weary trellis]

curves

[hearty salmon]

THEY HAVE A FAT ASS

AND THICK THIGHS

AND BIGGO BRESTOS

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-shower-bismarck-gif-7402642722897104799

[torpid kettle]

why only one thing when u can get a whole experience? 🥰

[graceful hound]

So its her rigging

[hearty salmon]

AND THEY’RE LEGAL TO MARRY

[graceful hound]

[hearty salmon]

How old is she.

[graceful hound]

Wifey bismarck

[graceful hound]

Older than everyone in the server

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-new-jersey-cheshire-gif-15488134009986080719

[hearty salmon]

Who said I didnt have this cow chained up for this experience 24/7?

[weary trellis]

happy lunar new year

[hearty salmon]

Good enough for me

https://tenor.com/view/deepfriedwoomy-gif-20893284

Holy christ I forget my autism is sensitive

[graceful hound]

Unless there's an actually gramp plays AL

[hearty salmon]

Shit was giving me like an epileptic seizure lowkey

[torpid kettle]

dont chainup poor cows. they stay at own will 😢

[hearty salmon]

Oh I know but this one

is kinky

[graceful hound]

But most AL shipgirls are from second world war so that isn't possible

[hearty salmon]

[royal tundra]

👴 me!

[weary trellis]

you can be a Gundam pilot

[graceful hound]

Huh

[teal girder]

head empty

[rigid mantle]

67 yrs old?

[graceful hound]

[rigid mantle]

[weary trellis]

im getting close to 40 but I'm in the last 10 years of my life

[rigid mantle]

Oh

[weary trellis]

I'm in the endgame now

[rigid mantle]

I'm still in my early 20's

[weary trellis]

sick people don't live long unless rich

[modern dew]

sick people dont live long because they are fed to dinosaurs

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-tng-tar-riker-data-gif-6294670059192744478

[heady pawn]

Depends on the sickness

Some can't be cured even when you're rich

[graceful hound]

Chats this real

[teal girder]

cannot cure heavy

[graceful hound]

curing cancer
Erm, just fast and drink soursop tea

[weary trellis]

I'm not letting them cut my brain to remove 2 marbles

[graceful hound]

u've cancer or smth

[weary trellis]

tumors yes

[heady pawn]

Tumors can be cured unless it's already on later state

[graceful hound]

Just dont do chemo
That shit just trades cancer with cancer (but another place)

[livid sedge]

Jiggling shipfu booty is the cure to cancer

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1468198913176637522/b18252d5d144be19584e0b06787d37a9.gif

[weary trellis]

problem is one is affecting my pituitary.
my hormones is low.
and I'm not opting for hormone replacement therapy

[south thorn]

I'm f2p, 2rings for 980 or l2d skin?

[weary trellis]

dock space

[south thorn]

[graceful hound]

Two rings

[ornate monolith]

I am back after they notice this. Rip I cannot quit again

[graceful hound]

Commie/tankie detekted
you're finna get touched by me

[royal tundra]

Ozempic's real

[weary trellis]

because at some point f2p won't have anymore chapters to get gems

[south thorn]

[torpid kettle]

you need all the dock space there is, especially with the heaviest one in there

[stiff forum]

yea she gon ate 160 space at once

[weary trellis]

the benefits of 40 dock space outweighs rings unless you already have extra 20-30

[royal tundra]

:

[heady pawn]

You need 3 slots for that one

[stiff forum]

how tf you got 44 rings

[south thorn]

[stiff forum]

[torpid kettle]

at least 🤣

[weary trellis]

I'm only f2p in year 1 of this game

[south thorn]

Asking here was a mistake... I'm getting lecture

[weary trellis]

after not getting hololive monument and Blanc, I switched to becoming an anchovy

[graceful hound]

Beside racist memes, i found cancer curing reels on ig. Dunno if they're real about that tho

[weary trellis]

try #gameplay-help

[austere mesa]

Just be f2p
||first to pay||

[south thorn]

[stiff forum]

okay granpa

[weary trellis]

[royal tundra]

Akashi can solve f2p

[south thorn]

I retired every lolis i have

[stiff forum]

if only she hands her mom to me

[weary trellis]

retire every AR ship

[graceful hound]

Jеwkashi

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-akashi-blush-gif-16540352

[south thorn]

I have 0 common ship

[graceful hound]

[south thorn]

[stiff forum]

now rear ones

[graceful hound]

Guess i missed lotta things on the internet, AL came out when i was in second grade

[weary trellis]

retire supply ships...

[torpid kettle]

dont trust that scamcat !

[stiff forum]

kashino

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-shocked-shocked-black-man-black-gif-2264217522034830192

imma retire you

[graceful hound]

I use Abby in my fleet

[torpid kettle]

NEVER retire kashino 😢

[graceful hound]

[stiff forum]

ik

[south thorn]

Never have her to begin with

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kashino-azur-lane-milk-anime-gif-11493708367339802340

[graceful hound]

Beef

[teal girder]

steak

[south thorn]

Nvm I have ger

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1468565283009597503/20251227_122626.gif

[south thorn]

[royal tundra]

We have new cow

[weary trellis]

don't worry she won't go to waste

[graceful hound]

They scared of her

[stiff forum]

i dont think she really is a cow or cosplaying oops wrong target

[rigid mantle]

Bruh 💀

[graceful hound]

Cannibalism

[balmy plume]

what is the new upcoming event about , chat?

[graceful hound]

[south thorn]

Gonna buy 2 rings to marry NJ and lion or implacable

[weary trellis]

blackholes don't have to worry about cannibalism

[royal tundra]

RUSKI

[graceful hound]

Spanish navy when

[royal tundra]

Kashino real cow, EU cow fake cow

[graceful hound]

I wanna see the loli battleships
Aka Espana class

[heady pawn]

Bought the rings, just so I could expand my harem

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140062494115758180/1467591479437561886/SoyuzThighs.gif?ex=69940e53&is=6992bcd3&hm=a9c8402c15f1d9a8707c6076bcd38078a28f336e50e431a1a1ec84eeadb5a2f0&

[graceful hound]

I believe in infinite multiverse (and God)
So there'll be one where kansens are real

[weary trellis]

infinite multiverse you mean

[graceful hound]

yes

infinite multiverse

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-decade-aurora-curtain-kamen-rider-zi-o-kamen-rider-gif-10820404953270006748

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-vergil-dmc-gif-26765941

[heady pawn]

There is a multiverse where Mog is normal

[graceful hound]

Or anson is real

[weary trellis]

or shipfus are shiphusbando

[graceful hound]

And shikikan is femkikan

[weary trellis]

or hermaphrodite

[graceful hound]

Or yaoi lane
Or yuri lane
Many things can happen

Just not here

[heady pawn]

That would be if AL was VN type of game

[graceful hound]

[stiff forum]

12 hours grind incoming

[graceful hound]

Gouden lewd

[weary trellis]

the alternate dimensions

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1459594063849197812/20260110_175655.gif

[crystal hound]

Ahh yes agir do the meme

Hahaha

[graceful hound]

What malayan language is she speaking

[graceful hound]

The dimension where shipgirls have horse ears

[torpid kettle]

only 12 ? wow tier7 and up its just a pain to grind any line :/

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-arona-memes-anime-gif-12019794103778076531

[dull sigil]

Should i go for a ring with Lex II or Essex for the meme

[timber fog]

spam essex, now

essex demand more lemon meme

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-gif-26532226

[graceful hound]

What is it about zuikaku

Is she another dork in azur lane

[timber fog]

did they, just throw the fycking lemon into a literal weapon?

what else? cookie robot from Despicable?

[graceful hound]

Lemon inside a tsar bomba

Or lemon gas

Or erm...

Lemon nuke

[heady pawn]

Yes
Works specifically against Enty

[weary trellis]

choose your unicorn:

[timber fog]

bruh, why did they had to make my enty dirty like that?

[graceful hound]

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YkuzftfzdoPOE

[sleek cape]

Lebron James

[graceful hound]

Does she really have a beef with her senior

I dunno much about AL lore

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nuggetboyonly-nuggetboy-gif-22201480

[pseudo fulcrum]

Fluffles!!!!!

[timber fog]

Damn i did't know uni learn shadow clone jutsu to have multiple persona

[graceful hound]

AL lore is like beehive shell

[sleek cape]

My ocean liner friend

[dull sigil]

Imma ring Lex II first then Essex later then

Maybe get one for York II as well

[heady pawn]

Not really, it's just a joke that the community made

[timber fog]

THROW MORE LEMON

Essex demand MORE

[weary trellis]

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[pseudo fulcrum]

🍋

[weary trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1414953968450277501/gundam-gundam-seed.gif

[hearty salmon]

Nah I’m a cow fucker

https://tenor.com/view/ego-duke-nukem-forever-duke-nuke-em-gif-21653820

[teal girder]

nopan

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-z-goku-slap-goku-slaps-freezer-goku-slapping-gif-16556438

[stiff forum]

i got into tier 6 already

[light fable]

Mommy!

[radiant cipher]

[torpid kettle]

hf. once u get into t8 matchmaking fun is gone xD

[stiff forum]

oh dw iam not rookie ik

imma just spam HE them

fun

[stiff forum]

whos mom is that

[teal girder]

human

[ionic gulch]

I gotta agree with ts

[weary trellis]

with some filter

[light fable]

Our mom

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-cheers-to-that-wink-steve-carell-gif-23705252507487769

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472700527019299081/20260212_191909.gif

[heady pawn]

She looks like Fan Bingbing

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-gif-21933474

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290682213553279058/1469691270292050095/twitter_2020124710386774503.gif

[viscid ledge]

Wtf.

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-andrew-tate-meme-sarcasm-gif-10306264667741399542

[ionic gulch]

God bless my eye

[stiff forum]

colar

[weary trellis]

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[weary trellis]

it's not February 7th

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seamus-goon-ltg-mods-gif-1053963295558870257

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/moebius-bluecosmos-blue-cosmos-nuclear-nuclear-missile-gif-2983698474832483105

Bloody Valentine missile strike

for a Pure and Blue world

[weary trellis]

even Indianapolis is part of Nuke strike

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-chat-gif-11854988458409488653

[ionic gulch]

[sleek cape]

Didn’t know he liked ocean liners?

[merry robin]

SODAAAAAAAK

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/AzurPromilia_JP/status/2023283851188179445

アズールプロミリア公式 (@AzurPromilia_JP)

【キャラクター紹介】
フリスの獣人——キャスベル
フリス領主邸で仕えるどこか冷ややかなメイド。

礼儀正しく、黙々と業務を遂行するが、
手首に残された枷は言葉よりもたしかに、彼女の秘められた過去を語っている。

「貴方さまの障害を排除するこ...

X · Feb 16, 2026, 6:30 AM

devonshire, but with barely noticible animal features

beastwoman

[lilac merlin]

<_<

[heady pawn]

More like Houston to me

Houston II to be precise

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/howl-Y1IydDonfUxQk

[balmy plume]

finally got enty

[lilac merlin]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/M8mCWqEQHT_74k5RGFdapdriI6WUllVnvsfBGzfxKSU/%3Fsize%3D48%26name%3Dchowayosex%26lossless%3Dtrue/https/cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1453161913004326922.webp?format=webp&width=53&height=53

[merry robin]

#trophy-room

[balmy plume]

now i gonna do some stoopid shits

[stiff forum]

finally? this bitch haunting from the begning

💀

[merry robin]

I got enty recently too

[balmy plume]

🥀

[merry robin]

Through medals

[stiff forum]

so many enty i got

[lilac merlin]

probably a new player

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

i see

[merry robin]

Whats up Vi

[gentle charm]

LOUISVILLE

[merry robin]

[gentle charm]

❤️

[balmy plume]

im gonna create the most diabolical fleet as possible

[stiff forum]

iam good dear

[gentle charm]

I love her

[merry robin]

[sage zealot]

[balmy plume]

[sage zealot]

Enty is the only decent boat in the entire picture , everything else don't do damage

[meager haven]

Nah Enty’s actually the worse thing there

[balmy plume]

i dont need damage or power

i need fun

[meager haven]

He says with all but one gold fleet

[heady pawn]

Takao is decent with aug

[balmy plume]

the only reason i come to this game is because i saw biscuit

[heady pawn]

Budget Unzen

[balmy plume]

and im trying to oath the 2nd biscuit

3 more Biscuit to go

for 3 rings

4 FLEETS

4 BISMARCK

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463908323928576052/20260122_154633.gif

pah calling her decent

[meager haven]

She’s decent

[sleek cape]

Today is a boring Monday

[meager haven]

True

[torpid kettle]

the tako carried me though so many wows-matches 🥰

[balmy plume]

she carried me when im new to this game too

[lilac merlin]

tfw X is down

[meager haven]

Yippee

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-pixel-grab-grabby-hands-gif-26126978

[ionic gulch]

Welp I gonna have fun waiting for clemencau skin

[ornate jungle]

Hmp

[rigid mantle]

X is down repost to make it permanent

[balmy plume]

her face

goofy and cute at the same time

[meager haven]

Why does your devise have a Mexican filter tho

[balmy plume]

what

[meager haven]

Bro

[torpid kettle]

pls make it permanent. 1 less social media void to destry (discord kills itself so no need to do something 😂 )

[balmy plume]

It is so sad that we cant deploy 2 same ship into 1 fleet

[mental swift]

BECAUSE I GAVE YOU TOO MANY CHANCES TO UNDERSTAND

THAT PAIN SOUNDS DIFFERENT WHEN ITS COMING FROM A MAN

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL BE REAL EXPLAIN EXPRESS AND WHEN WE DO WE LOSE THE UPPER HAND

[meager haven]

Shat ap

[sage zealot]

Takao Aug sucks doodoo cheeks

[heady pawn]

That's more like Enty Aug... Oh wait

[sage zealot]

Unlike Takao, Enty isn't trash

Takao comepetes with Eugen for the worst gold Heavy cruise

[karmic delta]

Hello

https://tenor.com/view/azuma-yachiho-gif-7195661339257103537

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-skill-issue-anime-cool-shades-gif-24142982

[sage zealot]

Her augment barley saves her from getting fucked by a elite

[sick crest]

Sex

[balmy plume]

[heady pawn]

Cheap bait from lvl 30 pleb

[torpid kettle]

even if i lost, killing subs is my passion 🥰

[sage zealot]

Ur a scrub compare to me

[hard vine]

SUBS GET PUT DOWN LIKE THE DOGS THEY ARE

[gentle charm]

freak

[sage zealot]

I'm lvl30

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/roast-turkey-turkey-thanksgiving-gif-15348348918703090128

[sage zealot]

Yeah that's Takao getting cooked

[heady pawn]

Those are geese, not dogs

[sick crest]

Shoukaku nooo

[mental frigate]

Rat

[heady pawn]

Grab em up by the neck then chop

[mental swift]

Does he know

HE DOESNT KNOW!

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[mental swift]

[somber steeple]

Elco pt boat

[torpid kettle]

guess this is the line to put subs in their place. oh well here we go again xD

[sage zealot]

Finally finished Porter 125, been so busy , all the UR ladies are back to maxed

[dull sigil]

Or maybe i should ring Emden for fun

[mental swift]

Congrats congrats

@austere mesa you know what time it is?

[austere mesa]

waifu showing time?

[opal karma]

Let's do a little bit of trolling

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/die-timetodie-gif-9329909896630119127

[sage zealot]

Everyone has rainbow ship

[mental swift]

BUT ONLY A FEW HAVE USABLE RAINBOW GEAR

[alpine ember]

Whoever made this skin .... Bless You

[sage zealot]

That single screenshot is 10k gold plates

[dull sigil]

Next anni lemon

[mental swift]

Congrats

[radiant cipher]

[dull sigil]

Emden next oath for anni

[azure tangle]

Wife

[dull sigil]

Essex is still out of the question

[haughty gale]

She calls it “mature time” too

[heady pawn]

Holy shit rare Guichen art

[sage zealot]

Essex retrofit is a shame , she is underpowered

[alpine ember]

Yamada Pfp .... Peak based anime

[haughty gale]

Celebratin the movies release after watching it

[shut crane]

[haughty gale]

CHOCOLATE

[heady pawn]

Ark Royal if she had more melanine & some restraints towards lolis

[gentle charm]

lexi fan!!

[mental swift]

Actually lexi2 but yeah

[gentle charm]

Both are perfect

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1456983953293578303/20260102_223809.gif

[plucky magnet]

Today just learned KC Bisko and AL Bisko look exactly the same

or if anything KC Bisko is a slightly younger version of AL Bisko

[mental swift]

She retired from kancolle to go to AL

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[merry robin]

I am proud of my girls

[plucky magnet]

speaking of which, can anyone explain what exactly is Zwei when it comes to Bismarck?

[merry robin]

Her sword

Ig

[plucky magnet]

is it a weird coincidence both KC and AL have Zwei Biskos

[ionic gulch]

hard pass I rather stare at clem all day long

[runic totem]

she's za wei

[radiant cipher]

Same but both

[dark solstice]

Never fear Formi is not here

[heady pawn]

Yet

You can feel she's coming though

[spice dove]

doesn't KC use that as a retrofit indicator?

[dark solstice]

Divorce