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Yea would love to see Brad Pitt with the NJ bunny skin and Iowa class rig
AL April Fools 2026: playable female skk
anzeel exist
yes playable anzeel please
Or Ryan Reynolds as Hornet fr
Gooners gotta goon...
shirakami fubuki...

futanari mention in azur lane server
run away!
this is crazy
playable BHR for April Fools
I was looking for art, and was horrified when I saw mlp futa
SHUT THE FUCK UP
nono i forgor the shut in girl from persona
Shut
whatever her name was
futaba
ohhhh
“Oops just told my wife we should try ntr tonight”
federal unemployment tax act blue archive

FANUM TAX BLUE ARCHIVE
Only God knows why your mind went to fucking futanari in the first place 
Narita Top Road
I dont think god wants to know why
none of these words exist in the bible
Anyway, back to BA

Wait a dang diggit minute this aint BA
He knows with regret

but that shortens to ftba or fataba, not futaba
Boobs
robot boobs
Boobs
kearsarge:
kid named girls frontline 2
ATOMIC HEART
kid named nikke
Elden ring, Bloodborne, and Dark Souls 3 is peak.
for a selected audience only
breast titties
If you don’t like any of the 3 games I mentioned then you don’t deserve to live happily on earth
Then you must be full of shit to think of that
Nuh uh
The internet says yes
There are a lot of people who don't enjoy things like bloodborne elden ring or dark souls 3
Even after they're regarded as peak
My, my~
yea that's what your 14yo ass would say
That is like bipolar then
Where'd you aquire this, little man?~
What
penis
what
I am not 14 not even close
Idk
You got it from me👻
Perhaps you're 53

mhm
maybe we're all Pi
im the monkey
No.
damn, I accidentally ended up on al lore
This game has lore?
could be worse
Thought it was just boobs
coulda been gameplay feedback
Bro might be 60
Oh dear god what is gameplay feedback
No.
6?
35?
No
17
wretched hive of scum and villainy
No
18
Maybe he is really 14 but he's just lying
I just looked at the channel, I now have 500 diseases that can’t be cured
Because you never know
Ermmm nooooo
No
What about... That one...
bro got flamethrowered like uncle ben
What
🥀
12

penis lore
It's 4am,cut me some slack
Too bad it's 8am over here
No
Celebrated Bismarck's birthday earlier
What was at the party
Baby oil
you dream to have this fleet
I’m now scared
LORD HAVE MERCY
Is this her wearing gouden's drip
spotted
I got everyone there but lion oh ffs
Gouden has no drip
(shes naked)
Practically
That's why I said you dream to have this fleet
I dream to have lion
I dream to retain Bismarck Zwei
Her perm is coming soon y’know what that means
GAMBLING
and exchange
I love gambling
I also love gambling
I went all out on WoWs
me playing gacha games in my 80s
Went all out how?
600 santa crates
You wanna slide some? I’m kinda poor here
Got almost every ship you could get lmao
Steam member from 2013 you are an og gamer ngl
i came outta the womb a gamer
Lol
LF someone to block me
Way to much

breast titties
Cupronickel
Why my family buy new car has hidden door handles NAH


Nothing like a good ol ice pick
@solid whale 
Wait is this fucking mahindra
what car brand is that😭
Vinfast

Oh its a vinfas- oh you're vietnamese
Why they didn't buy a Toyota or Ford?????
shoutout to tesla for removing the option to buy the self driving
I love everything being a subscription

Hello
Is the valentines event still on going?
I heard I can get 2 rings
I am coming back
China ban car with hidden door hidden in 2027
Lol
Tesla gone
I think it resulted in a death or something
Freaky screen
Because they couldn't find the hidden door
I don't remember who my secretary was
The car has HUD and freaky here-
I don't know who's my valentines 😭
I mean
The double ring pack is back in the store for Valentine's.
The "two rings" in the event is only one. The other is impossible to obtain.
how do you unlock the new mail for the valentine event
I dumped so many cubes into the banner and no fucking Chang Wu
i maxed the points and still dont have new mail
I NEED THE SIDE BOOB BADDIE
It's not mail; it's a "messages" tab in the event screen
so is there a new message this year or not
ah that explains it
only this year's ships
that kinda sucks
If it makes you happier the account is very brand new
its only like 2 weeks old
with ships likes Missouri, Aki G, Thunderer, Enterprise and more
So like
I have like
excuse me?!?
NO tech tree ships
I mean I have like t6 premium the highest and a t8 normal💔
idk I forgot but it was 600 crates
thats like

3k
Did you perchance get lion? She’s like t7 premium
IM 200 CUBES IN
AND NO SIDE BOOB BIG TIT BADDIE
This game is so ass
Maybe?
Idk lemme open the game and look
I have like no doubs
but i got 600k coal
almost 62k bereau points
and like 20k steel
bruh?
the account is cursed af
Yeah I don’t
i got into a match and someone called me a saudi oil prince 💀
i would too
I am only on part 2 of Yamato bereau😭
wait we are talking about wows right?
Yes
yes
and I have 6 years of premium
i would be surprised if the game is still even open at that time
The game probably won’t even be alive by then💔
Lion is a british BB right?
we said that back in 2021
TT t9 yes
OH Lions a TT?
point & click adventure with HE
I have not a single TT past tier 2 💀
Yeah
TT?
this is all the german shit i have
Sex
I’m on legends sooooo
I only play like 2
I spot Ägir
Unfortunately
I prefer legends over pc tbh
looks like 2018 wows
legends used to be better
used to be a lot better
now both suck
unfortunately
bremen is stupid
havent played a single match with agir
SO MUCH FUN LMAO
Tbf felt like it
Oooooo Bremen is t10
HURR DURR HIDE BEHIND ISLAND DOOF DOOF FIRE FREE DAMAGE
Bremen gameplay
its so great I love being annoying in wows
I like how low atago sits in the water
very nice ship to play imo

but yea this acc was made on January 23 this year lol
gonna use free xp on an ENTIRE tech tree line 😭
Did taihou really fart and die in '44 
I saw a joke of her
Damn used to stealth fire torps in her not sure if it still works
Took out two full health tirpitz for double strike think they living up to the stereotype
Um I'm sorry but THIS THING GETS A HE FLIGHT SQUADRON? 
it's meh
looks interesting might just tinker with it a little
sign me up for World of Floof
Is guam good
peak
imo she's aight
no rails to mount an optic or buis, no fsb, finger on the trigger. surprised she has a stock on there instead of a bare buffer tube
Im asking this so I know whats a great cruiser I can spend my 16k special cores on
Heh
gyatt
fluffy tail supremacy
gyatt
gyatt

@echo harbor 
BURG

Oreo!!!
just realized its the captain america template lmao


I'm burning down the kitchen.
Damn it 
2 years left till AL's 10th anniv,ladies
Someone being a huge Roon simp 
TBH she's the girl with the most Valentine's Lines in my group

Made sense for me to grab her
Believe I got all of her Valentine's messages now
Phone
Yeah, I just grind to get Owari 2024 Valentine card, still shame that she don't have new one this year 
Yeah but that's the nature of the beast 
uninstalled to free up space 
Technically I think I also have all of Halford's cuz I think she only has last year's message
They have a writer room for event story but somehow plan ahead 800+ cards is too hard. Like, you can plan and spread it out all year, 3-4 per day is more than enough.
Yeah.... But then you realize the commitment that is on one poor bastard
Poor bastard need a raise
Plus, you gotta make sure you aren't overlapping too much
And then translate it into like 20 differnet languages
Isn't it like 3? And translation can somewhat be handle by AI nowadays as long as you ask it to keep the msg meaning as close as possible while avoiding taboo
"Use AI" 
cult of the black loong
that poor bastard having to write all of the 800+ Valentine’s Day letters and translating them to 20 languages for AL be like:
As much as I hate AI gen "arts", there are legitimate use case for AI 
wrong and smoothbrain pilled
there are none
For a second i thought that was an uma
@ Grok generate an image depicting Giang as the soyjack and me as the chad
@ grok is this statement true?
@grok is this statement true
grok generate a picture of me as the hunter gathererjak and giang as the soybean farmer jak
grok generate an image of me as the skkjack and tem as the soytorena
grok makes me want to throw AI into a woodchipper.
so I saw a video
could a modern carrier stop Pearl Harbor
the answer is an astounding yes
mostly because of recon capabilites
now place AI and woodchipper in the same sentence
Look, ChatGPT can go to prison
Grok needs to be shoved into a woodchipper
could a modern carrier have won Midway without the IJN fucking up
What story has atago being affectionate on the captain?
twitter ai
secretary story
wow do you live under a rock
even if you hadn't
just wait until bro hears about the grok generated CSAM
grok calling itself mecha hitler was news

Lmao
DEATH.

bro why do we need to say csam
just call it what it fucking is
i guess csam is calling it what it is
yeah
I hate self censorship
if we are going to self censor just say cheese pizza
or cod points
or club penguin


so anyways back to our regularly scheduled bote girls
shes small adoba can overpower her
wrong game my bad
Birb
I WANT TO BE MOGGED
Hello fellow birb

it’s inevitable
(not even enterprise can stand it)
Of all of the shipgirls with pocky at #game-news
I prefer nun Implacable

shes eating it upside down
She saving the best part of us 
HOT DIGGITY DAM
Shut up mog
I have 3 promise rings and i decided to oath roon and Shangri-la but what the last ring given to if you guys think (Ignore Mark the Welcome guy)

Miss keep telling your tits too stare at my eyes
cannot quite recreate the dog spaghet scene with her
if you stare long enough at the boobs the boobs stare back
and I stare long enough they became bbobs
There will be no Stare challenge 
I wait for boobs to stare at me before I stare at them
Just get nun Implacable 
Didn't have her
guys, my Hindenburg's sweet memories rank is 13, but i only have 2 valentines mails for her and they're both from the previous 2 years.
why?

because they're not making new letters for old ships

I demand chocolate from nun Implacable
although you should have 3 or 4 from her
nvm hindenburg my brain went to agir
LION SPOTTED LION

uvu
I really wish
you would use proper grammar for that line
LION SPOTTED LION

Hmm
hnnnng
What
it needs a comma
Ermmmmm no
or else it sounds like a lion saw a lion
it sounds exactly like that
what if you're born year of the lion
What if lion is the friends we made along the way
thats wizard of oz
Hmm?
you saw nothing
I saw what you deleted
post again I didnt saw
meat


FdG jumpscare
how do i open valentines letters cuhh
yea I am not posting that here

@hard vine here is your damn food, you rat.
its a steak
it doesnt say that its cooked
literally just a raw slab of meat
probably cut in a heart shape
Female women
Can u cook it still
Schob

Any ARAMers
normal aram is dead

all i play is normal aram
Chuwayou
aram mayhem is for ipad babies
mayhem has a bigger playerbase now, get fucked
are you guys noobs or gangsters
whats an aram
never heard of it
Get on the rift
dying game mode , soom to be temperory
Game mode in which game
KFC enough of that
Then they jump into another mode
I'm a big fan i like your sandwiches
difference is mayhem can be updated with new stuff, aram is running down a lane
you haven't answered my question
People been playing summoner rift for 10 years

all random all mid. it's a game mode in league of legends where two teams of five get random champions (hence "all random") and throw hands in a cramped map with just one lane (with the exact shape and size as the ordinary three-lane map's middle lane, hence "all mid")
thats the yogurt effect
Megumi, the joke mage of all
Anyways who gonna watch t1 3-0 bfx
so this KFC kid knows ball

if i was a wizard
summoners is constantly changing
Oh league of legends 
it's also a phenomenon in low-rank league matches, where later in the game everyone aimlessly huddles in mid lane instead of properly getting resources and scaling and pushing around the map
my sigil would be a giant flaming G
why did the topic turn into lol all of a sudden
awesome fucking flaming skull with g keyboard:
This guy is calling aram players noobs
he literally me fr

ahri only good thing to spawn from lol
aram the gamemode and aram the low-rank strat are different 
i have spoken
Dota as Warcraft 3 mod in 2007 
Urgot gets me bricked
who is this
not azur lane i tell you hwat
Real life girl ew
I just realized why the game is called azur lane
water
azur means blue, water is blue, the lane is the way the ships progress, 
someone post art of cowpens eating corn NOW
They gonna eat skk
do we not get chocolate from our secretary ship anymore?
someone send ninjas to her house
we need to steal her shampoo and mass manufacture it in a factory
No its replaced by valentine event
milk for brains
lol

her formula is BO
The new valentine event needs fix. But its good for mutiple letters. Solo enjoyers got screwed and have to wait 2 to 3 years tor lv 50 border
Harem enjoyers are feasting
the one were we only get a ring and letters to us right? like we wont get choco in our depot anymore...;-;
thats cool and sad at the same time
even armpit too
i like it, but i wish i could at more to my trophie colection
like more chocolate from before i mean
Whose?
Will she like me?
yes 
Dual ultra greatswords
most of those are old
its 2019 CN notes being translated directly without localization, should be on the wiki
where is the special touch for chang wu's skin? i dont know where to activate the various options
If you mean the menu to change poses and such you have to change her state of dress first by dragging her robe to the side
then you can access the menu by tapping the lantern, or change view by tapping the wall behind her
ah so confusing. they should make it more obvious
i didnt know about pulling her robe to the side
thanks
I did it by accident once and then spent too long trying to figure it out again, it was pretty confusing
Y’know, I understand that the game is only going to have female ships, but it would be amusing if they added male ships and they were deadass just Patrol boats.
I don't know
Maybe if you
Make yourself appear likeable
They'll only have number designations
Also manjuu where is Tone
Yeah, patrol boats tend to not have fancy names so that makes sense.
But it would be funny seeing some numbered bastard with an M2 browning
ugh, I lost today's valentine event
Was too busy having dinner with family and giving choco
Its unfair, why valentine event is not an weeks?
I just know 3 hours ago, valentine event exist
At least I got Chapayev to lvl 9
poof
also
I miss the way it was before
just sign in and not worry bout it
only worry bout who you had as a secretary
I was kind of a bit uncertain as to farm or not since you have to micromanage it to get 200 and only 200 for each character, then change
derp, I was almost level 25. lol
I was getting more girls to lvls rather than a single one
The format change instead mail letter during 14th login.
I didn't bother what does that thing do anyways?
if you reach lvl 30 you get a free ring, but you have to wait till next year to be able to get the ring cause of the 1200 cap for points. as for the other items im not sure
Valentine event is Too Short due Lunar New Year, Demand Extension please..
we're caped at lvl 25
they knew what to focus on rodney lol
I just gather that chocolate things to golden hind

azur lane is so "busy":
private dorm, island crossing, TB raising,
OpSi, main campaign, Meta Grind, mini games.
I prefer special touch than 3d dorm touch somehow
mouth to mouth? 

Its Too Quick for Valentine Event
4 days instead an weeks
@dark solstice Someone started a Formidable shrine
still not direct enough.
you absorb things in the intestines.
butt chug
Yet the fucking table aint broke
It's made of wakanda material
are they cosplaying Formidable?
That looks like floorboard to me
Valentine event not too attracting tbh
Just give me the gems or rings
love waifu, get waifu,
cannot get waifu, become waifu
look at syanda, he like laffey, his wife cosplays laffey
Well it seems I'm late to do jean bart for vale
I like formidable, but I can't get Formidable IRL,
thus I must become Formidable
headbutt that
Gonna be honest, I wish we still got 1 of these alongside the new Valentine’s Day event thing
I found it really confusing
But I am dumb 
Takagi

Hi John

how the water can support her is amazing
I was so busy today that I didn’t even oath ships today 
theres 40mins left today
today already over 17 minute ago man
not true
come to think of it, besides taking screenshots and getting the lvl 20 reward,
is there any evidence of who we chose for Valentine?
not anything that i could find
no nice things in AL
eos
crazy
you will have nothing and be happy
i should have checked it more
manjuu support wef

shit is like that chat app self delets after 10 mins
no letter from old ship wife either. For waifu collection game
this is my first Valenties event. i dont know what to say about it.
woah there, one day at a time 
no permanent letter in depot
I refuse to use purp bulins for them
krazy
waiting for both from painting event

I haven’t checked since yesterday… people do not seem happy
Tbf I can’t blame them
Awh, no valentine from our secretary this year? 🙁
I always liked the simplicity of having the little vday thing in my depot
Its too convoluted and final reward unreachable this year so even i'm pissed af
i accidentally wasted my 80 cubes on the standard not realizing its an event banner 
damn it. i was saving for Alsace.
whenever she gets an rerun
Segs ? 
I only built 13 ships for this "banner"
2 of each
i don't really get how people could defend the way they did this valentine's event
Yes its bad
I thought at least if you can view letters perma, then won't be so bad
but nothing
Dont forget to complain about it next survey
"we're not doing the system we've done for the game entire existence! here's a shitty 3 day event"
not prepared event?
it's gone already
Did the valentine event end already?
I don't know if the CEO play al to know how bad it is
i got no opinions... to be honest but hearing how the older Valentines event i now want to feel the older Valentines event...
yes
this tbh
would be bonkers if next maint returned the letters
thx.
i doubt they'll get anything together this year
having 1 ship per year meant we have to think who we want as valentine, we won't be able to see all the ships message.
it gives weight to our choice.
white day event for compensation
make 800 alts
thought I could at least get 10 girls minimum.
for tryhards and Wiki people
i didnt get any letters from the Shipgirls i chose. i didnt even know how this event even worked.
the Valentines event i mean
i think?
The point system was bad you couldn’t really give only 200 to a shipgirl so you can get one message and switch to another from daily reward.
me when i have to put out an event that nobody asked for and not explain anything and it ends after 3 days
Whoever okayed the valentine and island planning should be sacked
the valentine banner time was listed....
Island planning isn’t that bad, It’s actually fun.
that much I knew
I’ve tried it.
I GOT A FREE OATH RING YIPEE
could have been 3 rings
ON THE LAST FUCKING DAY I SELECTED SANDY
oh no sandy cultist
and then the exp climbed
not a cultist
well at least im not complaining about the free oath wing i guess.
yes u just said it yourself
I bought out the first gacha in island planning, but couldnt stay invested. Too buggy, need too much time sink and honestly gets old fast even with recent fishing.
saving the free oath wing for Alsace
Just because I used her for a lot of time in a fleet so I thought I could use her to grind more exp without sacrificing the efficiency of my existing fleet

The fishing is kinda annoying ngl
Yea it was the first reward
and if you didn't do that you just couldn't get it
but the other stuff can still be pretty fun, I just log in daily.
i guess i'll be saving my ring for any new character i like
Not worth 3gb of space lul
so probably won't be used for a while
im not a cultist of any character in general
wtf is an island planner
Yeah 3gb is a lot.
feeling like caveman
Rubbish mode
meh mode imo
monkey paw curls
I gotta go, Bye everyone!
goodbye air puncher
Beta testing for pomilia
whats a pomilia
yostar bs
Manjuu's upcoming new game
chat whens the next UR
This month
Boobs
what faction
Yet to be decided
Hmmmmm
But my guess could be one of the European ones
Money on iron blood
Maybe northeen parliament
so generic
armpit mole wangi
They didnt get a UR last year
good
so Im just guessing they next
They shouldn't
it's northern parliament
Next is Yamato no doubt
Neither did iris or vichya
minigame is two clicks for rewards.
TB raising is good but after I've done it I don't feel like it
Opsi hasn't been updated in 4 years...

Usually first UR event isnt double so it would be better if they get the first one if you dont want it
Yamato is 10th anniversary jp
tbh, they made the minigame this year look interesting on the PV
so the 10th anni is now the date for eos ?

the actual minigame for Fei Yuen is really bad
cool
Nah the game eos after 10th anniv end
So 2 to 3 weeks more time until eos
yeah. that's what ive thought.
After 10th azur lane 2 will be announced
pacman with diagonals but does not allow diagonal movement 
With seggs update
and just gets fei Yuen stuck
you're better off intentionally losing and only getting the envelopes
one click to start, one click to exit
Itll be a rougelike 3rd person game with souls like elements
= 🎁
wrong it would be a 3d genshin ripoff with summoning and no ships at all
I think she may not care much anymore. IIRC there once drama CEO chan interfere game too much long before even Anson drama from too many smol ship. I think that one reason this game in skeleton gooner bait stage outside chase potential money from AP. CEO chan is smol lover after all 
First region is medieval and then Chinese
Wrong the region is fantasy
fantasy mountain like region

Honestly, it's just slightly harder Pacman. No map wrap-around
itlll be set 10 million years in the future as well
And Pacman is still pretty simple and easy
No it's worse pacman
You forgot the part where gacha has 3000 for a 10 pull, pity with a resetting pity and no guarantees with a patch currency of 30 pulls per patch and the same combo attack into skill into ult
You could say it's a classic
Now what's a patch currency
I dunno..... Original Pacman was ehhhhh. And it didn't have speed boost powerups
speed boost is for cowards
I get it for the points, lmao. The fact I can leave the meidos in my dust is just an added bonus
wow another guy who has me blocked
If I could connect a controller to my phone, I could probably clear more than 1 floor before my thumb gets tired
Meidos sounds like meisho doto
Oh no! I can almost hear marvelous Sunday starting up....
Noooooo
Golshi would bite even when there is food
Boise needs another L2D so I can have more gifs to use
Speaking of another L2d... I'm surprised, but quite glad, that FdG got another.
live service shooters are unworthy of being in a list like that
Ehhhh
azur lane shooter soon
whos Elden Beast
Roon as Elden Ring?
Crosswave
do i even wanna know the context?
I don’t allow those bosses as the names of my oaths
Yes
Bisko as battlefield 6
Hmm idk who that would be
I was bored
Dear god no
Robertoo Carlos?
Mmm
Peak
it's a literal suit of armor guy you suppose to kick off the buliding
skk as main shooter and waves of ship girls running at him
the meme was he's a Dark Souls boss somehow ended up in Sekiro
Probably phrased in another way, but, it's how many pulls you get per patch
Basically, determines how much time you will have to save to guarantee a character
Ty Yes it is

Technically in Azur Lane too you have to save up to 400 cubes for UR pity since it won't be rare to hit it, though rate ups are higher here
Ah
Last time I spent hard on UR was like Shimakaze for 190 pulls
Who is gonna be Bloodborne tho?
Bloodborne?
Hmm maybe
lion would fit well here
Yes which ship out of the fleet should I gonna oath next and name them Bloodborne?
Oh for fuck sake
Tho I think I’ll have a special name for her
roon
Her name is elden ring

Booba
raiden ring
sheffield meta
Roonhead
roon is already ds3?
LION SPOTTED LION

Dark souls
That’s not in my fleet
wait no roon is elden ring
Got Dark souls 3+Bloodborne is next
ok mb either gir or mecklenburg could be bloodborne
I’m thinking mecky
Taihou or akagi
why would anyone do that
Atago is dark souls 3
Got neither….
🇫
Akagi doesn’t wanna drop but her sister does (3 times) and taihou she just disappeared from my dock
I got her but I’d prefer if I got the cv version for it
Work on it. That is your homework. And punishment.
True
Yes sir
Then Hindenburg
I sentence you to the fox mines
Bloodborne
Well I’m doomed
You'll also get kaga, so there IS an upside
i want to say yandere simulator, but i really really shouldn't
I mean roon won't like it

Nah. She'll be fine. Just don't press the berserk button. Never press a yangire's berserk button
Luckily, roon's berserk button is being seen by an enemy in combat
What got deleted

Gust of wind

whoops, I forgot to do the valentine event















