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NATO missiles
NATO nuke
Doomer Kei
One day he will
but leave it to discord users to not know the difference ig
well, not know and not care
EN moment
because knowing the difference means their ability to be assholes falls apart
juat like, you could just ignore them really, there is no need to bring it up, even more to AL degeneral
ye, he's christian arab that was born in Israel
i don't know in which communities you may be but I would not care to engage
and had college education in Canada
it's like arguing against Hoffen or Turq
Shots fired
when they are on their bad faith modus operandi
oh i don't engafge
i just see it in the discord post comments
and on gaming news posts on it
here or...?

gaming news 
on discord servers and other social media
90% of the comments are just anti-semitism
does anybody even trust any news media publication after gamergate and all the garbage reviews?
90% anti-semitism, 5% how to bypass, and 5% tiredness
goddamnit i was about to rickroll somebody
well since he ain't jews, those anti-semitism more liek target Israel than him
Yo
Gng let it go
it will come when it shall, it's only "within 2026 or not"
i would like a slice of water
a slice of her? 
Just saw a french guy parallel park in between 2 other cars
His car fit perfectly with like barely 1 inch of space between the car in front and back
Is that shocking to u
Sexiest thing I’ve seen since I laid eyes on big tiddies
it's impressive feat, better if it's old-car with no camera-assist
Big Musashi’s tiddies

Reminder to me that I can always be a better parker
Boy wth we wuz just talking bout parking🥀

i still practise one with the uncle's 2005's toyota yaris
goddamn, she's so big
This skins ahh tbh
i'm gonna parallel park in your rectum
more impressive was during recent new-year Shanghai trip
the tour-bus i was in, a full size 15m-long bus, did pararell parking
Bus drivers are really skilled, the same goes for truck drivers
Why would you go in?
i am sure newer bus has camera-assist, but still very impressive
I feel there's no consequences if he hit car or ppl during parking
so as motorbike accidentally bumped the car's side-mirror , worse if on opposite side of driver seat

biker just look terrified and ride away quick
and the bump usually forceful enough to flip the mirror out
bichael 
yeah, it's been a trend on liberal circles
I am both in a groyper group and a tankie group

You can just imagine what it sounds like 
most "tankie talks" experience i usually listened from a ukranian-guy streamer who relinquish his soviet-ukraine life in mid 80s

why are you in a groyper group
i understand visiting tankie groups for the shits and giggles
but a groyper group, damn
the hell is this topic in chat
ro
GTA6 before Ägir fate sim💔
NTE before GTA6 is getting assured
gta6 before agir oath skin
I have all the light I need, I am turning blind
bristol turn that lamp off

I appreciate your input; however, my focus is primarily on items that are both practical and aesthetically pleasing. Thank you for your understanding
though i fear theyll make agirs oath skin something lewd or cringe like midsashi or midmark instead of something pretty like harbin, uvh, hood, or helena
personally i wish Agir wedding to be black gown
i aint readin all that
because Eugen's one already white gown
I would like to express that I found the situation to be quite upsetting, my dear acquaintance
brooklyn oath skin
Helena is also a Brooklyn right?
the first one yes
they should do the funniest thing ever and give an oath skin to some random common shipgirl like pensacola or richmond
man it would make me super mad if alabama, sodak, massachusetts, indiana, or jamaica got an oath skin, they better not do that. they better not put one of those girls in an elegant wedding dress or id be very mad!!
@radiant glade Pensacola mentioned 

Henderson 

hush, let me rage bait in peace
she very wife

Where my little enty players at 
under there
haha you said underwear
Didn't even know
never post this again, thanks
when the Allies reach french-rail lines in France after breaking out of Normandy
Henderson

Sorry twin
Blew my eardrums away💔
Easy

Ok so what happened with the update for valentines im so confused
How come Jp is getting more
Fuh nah
Takao, Eugen, Hermione
Eclipse!!
Dont change it
Be proud
Stand proud
Have pride
I’m exhausted and just want to sleep, but prom practice is wearing me out til i bleed
Easy
Simple, you stop playing
Get a privacy screen protector
Weak. I play Azur lane and browndust 2 in public
Let them see the jiggle and big tiddies
They cant judge bc its yo life twin
Plus it's rude to be looking at someones phone screen
I mean everyone does that
Didn't Browndust remove something or was like doing the whole speech the otherday?
Even I do it unintentionally if there's a phone right in my face
attempted-degooning of Browndust now sadly make more sense with what Discord is going to do
Idk what you are referring too

Mudrock in Endfield when 
Never! The lewd shall prevail.
Mr. Breast Burger
Tomorrow
i wish, is raising Angelina Gilberta atm
Oh yeah, from what I read it's being rolled back?
Hot water with the playerbase.
Still going around to get to know about the browndust 2 goonicide
I think it was Germany fault
the wha

who?
huh
chang wu?
oh
But I will be buying Azur lane skins
Who is your valentines this year
Chang Wu looks promising
my perv sense tingling when i hear booty
Chang Wu is pretty
Hai Chou's however is a skin dissapointment for me
I'M BANNED
BY VARIA AND ARIA
Hai Chou I do not like
I just don't like face masks
I was looking fw to Hai Chou but it just looks like Freddy's
FDG skin is where it's at
I love her design as a whole
And Shinano
It has mystique
Who are your valentines this year
there's more sobbers in gamenews
giggity
(stay gold)en hind
on the cny 2025 skin rerun announcement
Pasadena is mine cause she is wife
I will steal your Pasadena
mmm piercing gyaru tiddies 
YOU WILL NOT
And sell her to a cat shop
I'm going to send santa fe to make terrible rumors about bache
It will be over for bache
I'll send Bache to the BA community
Nope
bache would thrive in BA
She would have them wrapped around her finger.
send bache to the siren
Bache has 20 natural social standing and rizz
Santa Fe for being a gossip girl
Has L rizz
Bache would thrive in Wildhunt Art School (BA)
She sure is useful to Pasadena
How so?
Damn

I'm suing you
"Free Trade Cartel" club in that school
any ship could have a blast razing the shithole known as kivotos academy city
and that shithole is the size of United States

There is a raid that is literally fighting a ship
Chokmah
i didn't know that brazil was a real place

Question for people near Sao Paulo
How popular is Ayrton Senna there
ok why did wows's ba collab add binah instead of this 💀
Ba collabed with Wows? 
everyone love nj
No, Senna is more famous.
Yes
I like her because besides being a stunning woman, she has a lot of charisma.
yes, unfortunately
foreclosure task force became special commanders and binah became a tier 8 cruiser or something. i don't know or care if there's anything else
I like you to be invited to the Cult and the rest of Brazil

After the oath, her calling the commander "Horney" is heartwarming.
they should've make jersey with nj pattern
that one miyabi gif
Here we have one that is part of the LACF cult.
But to be honest, my favorite character is Enterprise.

I love shinano my first UR 
Here, whenever we refer to Nj, it's always in relation to her cake.
I don't.
We even found it strange that her Race Queen skin wasn't about cake.
Oh no it is
After the first skin, it kind of "became a standard".
You just have to find the interaction.
Then there was the New Year's skin and this one to mix things up.
Yes
So much so that the interaction is about her cake. 
That was devastating. 
yeah, her RQ is very refreshing for me
she also always has her :3 face on a lot
poor sara

that's why CN and JP use her as icon
plus cut Sister Sara some slack, her sister took an extra 2 years to come back to life
...Please tell me this is fake. My favorite girls haven't even received a static skin in ages, and now they're taking this away? 
taking wut away?

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are we doing bs again
Boobs
it's not even March (7th) 
bobs
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nothing



Whats this say?
How do i get Friedrich karl
It said that
Build with a lot of cube
Did u type it like that or nah
I have only got Nubian the last 18 times
I type it like that
Bruh
oh no , is it Curse of the Niles Nubes
Daily dose of lion Roar
Chirp
Lion has
summer skin
Where
Chirp
Yes?


what if that Lion bikini is actually a winter skin in Southern Hemisphere?
🐥 🦅
Here
Beeg lion
Why is it mostly kids😭🙏 https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2021373618924683395

Imo not worth it, so many lolis💔
funny that the CN-winning loli has the most wholesome skin of rerun
compare to another one..
All the lolis are a easy skip
I'm not confident in my luck
i may try rng on it, wishium for extra gems
I love how CN just picks a chinabote to spam vote every single time -w-
Gems yeah
because i have 2/3 of those skins in that bundle
mandatory shilling

Stop licking lion.... Eat this
is NJ hair that long?
WHAT THE FICK
MMMPH

pizza on pineapple
I'm drawing ST.Louis
i'm raising 6th char to 90
But it...

is that how Perlica's children are born? 
Man I've tried BA for days, the smol girls ain't it for me, story wise it's good w a hint of comedy in it 
And there's no moving 2d sprites except the chibis 

Lessex
lebanese christian anime girls

chinese new year?

Murm

bro it’s the FRAUD


how you doin
Im good im just chilling
🤣
Whats her name again? Ayanami?
Yes

yes YOU
LION SPOTTED LION

fraud


I’ll worship both of them anyway
Im loyal to only Ägir

even when you don’t have Lion
nobody said i can only have one religion
In Ägir I trust🛐
Is this levi⁉️
i trust in the manjuu perched atop lilgir's head 
That aint tuff💔
Yes hes goated
Guys Roon just started the 3rd impact and eclipse at the same time, what do I do?
eat her
but- she is besto friendo
Then be eaten
Stand back, ill hold her down
pls do, I don't wanna become fanta
she has the Chaos emeralds!
Bruh 
Shit time to work on the dorm thingy
i never touch the 3d dorm thing
Im gonna begin tomorrow
I totally forgot ägir was recently introduced in the 3d dorm
so called agir fans
imagine having mid term right before cny

My man 🤝

mlb it

the bugs are back
Question (the dumb one) what shipgirl thought of Brotherhood of Steel?
Art by me btw
Apologies for the trouble, but can anyone with Bismarck Zwei's skin "Bathed in brightness and spirit" please DM me her voiceline when you first buy the skin? I can't find it anywhere, even on the wiki. Much appreciated, thank you all
thats concreet baybee
Don't forget to set your secretary for valentine tomorrow
hitbox viewer mode on?
but she is the mid
Boobs

Harbin my beloved 
Cleopatra my beloved 
Your balls?
@full plover
OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED
Yeah Ive seen this before lol
"This necklace's glimmer and texture in the steam is truly splendid... Oh, Commander. Would you care to come in and share in this scene you've gifted me?"

KO
sure it can't lift Formi, right?
Who's the heaviest ship in-game
Kashino by looks
Imo
Yamato probs heaviest battleships maybe and Shinano heaviest carrier ? 🤔
one of the yamatos
playable? Musashi and Kearsarge are tied
yamato herself isn't in the game still so the title probably goes to musashi
both at 70,500 tons

Kearsarge is an abomination
the devious 3 meter tall eagle union supercarrier:
Kearsarge is larger in size, but lighter armor
Good thing she looks nice in azur lane at least
Admiralty considered that design for the Lion class and thankfully thought it was dumb
Hakuhou is similar 305m long as Kearsarge, but she's barely 55k tons due to being CV-spec
she saw the ad from temu while scrolling juustagram reels
Hakuhou is an IJN Midway
hakuhou is an ijn mid
Shinano has almost Yamato-grade armor, over 63k tons, but she's mild 263m long
Midway was Mid
no way
Hakuhou is slightly bigger than Midway
It's true
I hope they add midway so I can call her midwei
I called her what I called her because she would have been similar to Midway in size

u can call Hakuryu that too
Not really
Hakuryu is a G15 which was an improved Taihou. Not significantly bigger (in fact G14 aka Hakuhou was bigger on paper) but improved
finally 120 
although Hakuryu is more of armored-flightdecker and is like around 275m long and barely 50k tons

Ffs my dumb phone
Jingliu/Skirk Chang Wu 
Holy epstein
ANYTHING
can be Bad Apple
Better go
Wait, was there a reward for the popularity poll? Or have they not given it yet?
fuck i forgot to play al today because of this
got to wait until end of 2027 when they do a new popularity poll
yea
the 2023 popularity poll rewards was given out a few month ago
Or at the very least retrofit

Henderson
John

Is yongshi still involved with development or is it all on manjuu
still
Alright
yakibananabread
they are in the coding part of the end, so not usually involved in promoting and such
AL 3D when
island is 3d
Island is not AL
not that chibi game
2063
not 2067? 
23rd March 2063
so my grandson can play it 
Yup
by then probably more than 3000 shipgirls
Old shipgirls gonna be gutted
@modern dew any color choice for your car?
If that were to happen
The new stuff Will get new valentiines letter for, let's say 5-6 years, then switch to the next batch of new stuff
Whatever makes them the most amount of money i guess
hm


EN is just a bonus
Let's hope they don't leave AL to fend for itself when Promilia releases
always have been
Waiting on the fabeled rumored fantasized AL eventual come back in 2099
doktuh
Aren't old shipgirls getting gutted now on Valentines?
Talking about how its going to be a cycle
Todays new shipgirls Will be gutted in the next 6 years
So on so on
Valentines day Sat, Feb 14, 2026 
They want you to pull new girls to get new valentines letters
more list to the scammed-cat-valentine
So i won't be able to get letter from Musashi?
if one get killed, a random girl will turn scam-cat, the cycle-repeats, nigh-eternal
Then kill All humans so scam cat can never exist
a siren will turn scam-cat
and how would you feel if your Lion start to has her hair turning green
Oh…oh dear god….
No….
NOO
Brokoli hair lion
@vague ether can you make this happen
that's just a beginning, gradually Lion would act more like a cat than lioness....among sequence of transformation to new-scamcat
eventually gain marketing-and macroeconomic mastery out of thin air
hmmm
If theres only two specimin…we should liquidate them to prevent wider spreading
more like idea of mystical phenomenon of "the verse must has a scamcat, if one dies, a random person will turn the next scamcat"
how many colors can i pick
Boobs
Tiddies
the car color
Welp
check these hex codes
#E6D2BC / #0D0701
uh i guess the background color?
bet
Sup laners 
hello hello
Hmm
owo
Ellen : Yo Endmin/Traveller/Trailblazer/SKK Manager

lol
doktuh got pregnant
what color is the car
left or right one
shinaenae when ready to floof
Time to play some sekiro
looks like Stug4
Stug life
I like the way they look with the skirts but man give me a long barrel panzer 4 any day of the week over then
It is Sturmgeschütz III Ausf G better known in Finland as Sturmi you ignorant fool

then i'm glad i'm an ignorant fool than your mindset
Beautiful tonk
Matilda 2 with howitzer and hedgehog launcher is the chef's kiss
Look at Dark souls 3
My wife
coz she is old and powercrept
What if I told you I don’t know
yeah, playing her in current context feel like DS indeed

It’d be more ds1/2
Only end game really majority should be fine
that's why i dont specify which Dark Soul
@forest sparrow
Boise is good with that heal and at the best tier
evil souls
Demon souls is the only one I have and never completed it
Lowk ima oath 6 more shipgirls and name then Dark souls 1 Dark souls 2 Elden ring sekiro Bloodborne and demon souls
true
oath Emden can call her(them) Emden Ring
Hmmmm I don’t have her plus I don’t got oath rings so using them wisely
Back to the grindstone
imagine cyberstan's motto : (Mega)Factory Must Grow 
cyborg factory must grow
more hardline than the clankers
nothing puts the fear of god in you like 7 devastators and 2 factory striders and then a cyborg hits the
Cyberpunk
Cyberpunk 2077
the 500kg one?
no the backpack hellbomb
oh

i only remember the Megumin-mod of that hellbomb, when she quotes her chants then loud "EXPLOSION" kaboom

I ram
bro difficulty 6 has been putting hair on me and my buddies chests
Cyberpunk 2067
Cyberpunk craft souls 3
diff 7 with the voxcasters is probably horrifying 

||at least Lucy and David got together, on the moon, ....in Genshin||
Ohhhh…right
time to move people, #off-topic
Same guys that did 99% of my hp in Havel armour

My only UR
Someone be the lane to my Azur

LION SPOTTED LION

Oh a lion!
I always did my daily dose of lion
does that kronk use her own dupes or rainbow bulin to mlb?
Both
i see, should Lion next?
LION SPOTTED LION


I grind for Lion and Monarch
After I pick her from the exchange i get her after a few days
@dusk schooner waiting for my daily dose of lion
Hmmmmmmmm lucky
I WANNA KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW
Maybe impla Don't know yet
babe dont hurt me
mm cant wait to get another atago letter
Wrong one but acceptable

Then she breaks into your room

Even better than a letter you get the real deal
breaks in implies i didnt leave the door unlocked

as she always has done
My apologies king
look all im sayin is if i was skk shed have special access codes

my game is in my name
dem, even Taihou dont have that


she has to copy your key
oh barnacles
Can Atago lock me in her in a room alone
more chance if you are a shotakikan
im 5 foot 6 so close enough
ill get a pair of overalls and a propeller hat
and one of those big spiral lolipops
5 foot 5 should be good
may be
shortkikan
all my fellow short kings rise up
they are 5'7"?
Me
oh
LION SPOTTED LION

nah they are like 4'4

seriously there is no official height measurement for AL
It true why is elf always tall?
i just go off proportion tbh

but Atago is Godzilla size
like sashi and nano look like theyd be tall to me

Ataco
manjuu if they were based

so what you are saying that you are 7 feet tall?
GIMME THEM
you mean Goji-kun? 
BuckySmug
Im gonna eat the taco
Like 6,5 or sum
6'7"

65 feet tall
the haze reverb collab
althoguh some of their skins could give impression of 100'+
warlord titan girl
Daughter 
"Sensei"
Formi is about 80 feet tall and weighing about ∞ pounds
she registers on the richter scale
Formidable weight makes multiverse collapse
remind me of Cyrene in her Demiurge form , range between 200ft to 50,000km tall
+2
30yo without a developed brain
Yeah right

that is 30 years old....man she got the good gene
Lil-anchorage is her true form
mideval pesant looking up at gigarene
30yo isn't even that old
Cyrene
dorothy
It’s getting confusing who it is

dorothy or velvet
she looks like she is 20, but is a mental midget.
the latter is what I stated too
yea I know
ok so I got the age wrong
30 years old would be like FDG tier
then 40 should be yorktown 2 tier
1200 years old like Kala tier
nah she is around FDG age
thats gangster
no one in AL is physically 40 years old
damn why the 30 year old age bracket is nowadays regarded as old
besides the NPC
Wife
he's npc indeed
Shush I'm burying another one of my dead cats
yea Aoste is NPC in his late 40s/early 50s


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