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What
De bouny
Huff puff waifu
ah that was puff puff

Took 6 hours to make it
No the whole desi
impressive
Design
hm
AND the design?
Using ps
What car
this one
that is the only picture i have of this fuckass car
And find the blueprint picture of it so I can put it on background 
put yourself in the background
Now put a Waifu on it

which one

Just realized the GR logo fucked up 🥀
to their new policy
still looks good
now they're saying that most people don't need to verify
they
they're saying that they'll use info they already have to estimate age
for the most part
and only ask for an age verification for adult content "if necessary"
hm
When additional confirmation is required, we offer multiple privacy-forward options through trusted partners.```
from the tweet
Is that the tofu car?
the new iteration of it, yeah
Ja ja
suuuuuuure. very belivable xD
if I start uwuing and owoing will it mistake me for a 13 year old
I meant to do this 🙂
Imagine a company tells ur kids how to raise them
hi orbs 

apri can no longer -w-
well, we'll see how it goes
Apri uwu
Nurn
my childhood with unsupervised internet access was all about the :3
but at the very least they're being responsive to the pushback
and the XD
imagin companies wanting to protect kids and not just lying xD meanwhile the p-president creating havoc in the world
Fr
Sineibe said bache?
bache cheese
Ban
this is happening because modern day parents are too fucking stupid to actually be a parent
sus
but anyway, at least there's a somewhat positive response to the pushback
unlike with real world governments
anyway
Booba
modern parents stupid? nah they make content out of kid content and create the of-models of tomorrow once they turn 18 🤮
Too bad truth hits more hard then lies

not Z13 0/10
Well, I was part of Full Sail University tutoring discord as a Music tutor when studying there. So you know it's over if I get flagged as a kid
that's better
fr
Pitched Tent University
Lol
Accidentally moved the experimental ordinance to the water silo, it blew up and now there’s only 3 hours of water left so I have to share a shower with half the fleet
There’s just no other way

Who wants to get into STI (Super Trafalagar Institute)
Dodge viper
Remove Super and Institute. Then yes
Is Trafalgar herself attending?
Chlamydia Soviet Socialist Republic
she is the chairwoman and principal
Oh no! Now Belfast is scolding me for my mistake
Good one
I will prepare the pics for next project

i await the final product
Choose one
Koenigessex
koenigseggs are cool
Hm
ye
Hope I don't fuck up logo and text this time 🥀🥀
fav hypercar

i like the agressive look of the jesko

if you do ill show up at your toilet and shid in it
Holy hot
she's so bad
Should I do something stupid trying to beat geometry dash limbo level with not being good at the game and do a whole series on it
Perhaps let me get in ur house at 3am

If u don't ragequit then yes
stay up till 3AM then
The pain this will cause
tired
relatable
not limbo
wait by "not being good at the game" do you mean actually not being good or just not being cut out for list demons?
Limbo or skeleton shenanigans
I am okay
True
Laser
rookie mistake? dont WE say
dookie fartsteak
put some pants on
she doesn't need pants in the current outfit
One day 
Can I post Anson?
back to the ward

stop being delusional
The mystery of what happened to this glorious skin
Consoomed
I heard valentimes letter getting a change?
Which demon on geometry dash should I attempt
Old characters no longer get new letter?
Yes
So now you have to actually change your secretary if you want new letters
itll come out soon, but her tits will be 3 times larger and have porn animations
Ah thats so sad. Il need to join cn on rushing manjuu and see if they change
Gouden Leeuw
wait when is valantines again?
rip me getting a valenites for a girl thats actually good
Saturday
I see
Why was this one never released btw?

Something about whales
Probably
I need to see who my Valentine’s Day ship will be
Bache
Am keeping that for belfast 
See, no Bache... hence Bache
Hold up
With this new age restrictions update is this server still going to be accessible?
Or walled behind a face scan?
Prolly.
We aren’t a porn server
Should still be accessible

yes it'll be accessible
We aren’t one of those nsfw porn servers
That’s what I assumed but it’s completely up to what their definition of “inappropriate for teens” is
I’m sure we can disable the option requiring facial scans
It’s just something that’s gonna affect users and not discord servers from what I’ve seen, we shouldn’t have anything to worry about here
@wanton pelican what am i getting for valentine's year btw
i ask for a humble
5 billion
dollas
upload a gmod portrait 
Ok so clarification, the only girls available for Valentine Day's messages are the ones added in the past year from now.
Right?
she gets it..
more dna altered grapes

Where does it show anything about the update btw?
No
i showed him something but only him
Understandable, they announced this like 4 days before Valentine's Day.
You can pick ANY SHIP from before February 2026 (Meaning all of them)

I swear to god, some people cannot read
Also I assume it’s just new lines, you should be able to still get gifts but the lines won’t change. I also just have no idea what the update is
Am I alone or did anyone else pick up this game because it looked fun and had waifu and doesn’t understand the lore to this day
I understand the lore.
Will I help YOU understand it?
No
Boobs > lore
you will help me scratch my gigantic beard tho
I’m not sure I want to understand it
you're an admin you serve the PEOPLE
I'm talking about the new lines.
That's the point of the controversy.
cn controversy to us is always gonna be a nothing burger
Hmm yes
Nah dude.
You may not care.
But this kinda sucks.
explode that community
400 comments and all are angry
wait what
It’s for the people who have the same ships for Valentine’s Day
i cant read chinese whats it sayin
pull a fast one on bache
Original world fucked.
Sirens were told to fix shit.
So they made time travel and alternate realities to try and make Ship Girls big strong
Which a lot cn does
damn
Which people are made about
anyways
Also if CN is angry then the devs are probably pissing themselves right now.
Not just cn a lot of people here too
Me.
Fr they better change
Jp as well
Fr
As a person who doesn’t grab the same girl every year, I think it’s kinda whatever

ykno if they wont add new lines
why dont YOU voice them instead
You still get your fancy box in your Depot with their picture on it.
You bet they were also pissing themselves as they were about to post the news.
Its not even so big of a workload as we got ai now
Huh
Cool
Someone here already told me that oath works differently in CN, so it looks like most CN players have the same girl for Valentine Day's for years.
Hell.
It doesn’t 
They just use a different item that’s actually the same item but closed
Seeing most opinions on this make me believe most players have the same girl for Valentine's Day every year.
Most people probably forget to change their secretary lol
I do for half of the valentimes gift is belfast
I remember tho, the guys that put collab characters every year just to get a letter from Akashi.
doesnt cn use c4 to oath shipgirls
Also, you seem highly biased or are Looking specifically FOR people bitching about the system
There's always one.
Thats cause collab character
so that when you divorce them they explode
Most people don’t have just one girl as their secretary forever.
I can stream the comments if u want 99% hates it
I mean, a post with 400 comments, all of them of angry people in CN isn't what I would call "biased".
Comments of what?
Cn's post
talking to a person named "taihou is the best woman ever"
you already know CN and JP players are LOYAL to the characters
Ah yes, please stream a thing I cannot understand to me.
That will surely convince me.
Fr
Lemme find how i can translate my screen or smth
Look, it ain’t as serious as most of you people seem to think it is.
no
So because is not a big deal to you, it shouldn't be for everyone else?
"only my opinion matters"
Example
ngl only my opinion matters because like
what if i believe you people dont exist
what then
watcha gonna do about it
We are bots
If anyone who experience CN gachas knows something is that YOU DON'T PISS OFF THE CN COMMUNITY.
i created you all in my head
If they cut valentimes letter this year they may cut smth else next year
We cant lrt them get away with it
yea your salary
Like what?
Then go to game feedback lol
I am

Rushing the comments with cn
They did
bait successfully
Playable game.
In the last update for the island
worked
Wym
i will explain in 2 years
So true bestie
IDK I just think people are making this WAAAAAAAYYYY more serious than it actually is. 
Most games just have little generic greeting messages for Valentine’s Day, if that.
The Valentine’s situation is crazy
Then again, I’m not weirdly parasocial with my JPEGs
BECAUSE SHE'S REAL TO ME
Words to live by
Man those 2x new char could be avaible in the event rewards, why do we have to pull them ?
UR event is on the way
How am I gonna get my Seattle dopamine hit in this day and age now?
but muh waifu
these mods just don't get it
My girl is famished
cowpens's big tiddies appeared infront of me
I’ve been out of the loop is the valentines event happening different this year?
my delusion worked
I’m sure that if you guys are willing to write 800+ chocolate received letters in a year for as many different personalities, Manjuu will be happy to hire you and pay you 2 cents a year
Older girls ain’t getting new (Valentine) line.
Oh rip
Mechanics still work the same?
it's not like I'm too bummed but Pin you don't understand
my precious babygirl diva was having the toughest arc every valentine
just have chatgpt write them 
The first secretary slot girl gives you the card?
Ngl I skipped nubian after I got Fiedrich since I have l2d skin of her
it's a shame I won't get at least one more to close off the arc
wtf so my oathed 200 affinity 125 +13 geared noshiro won't be getting any lines
but alas, the 2025 one is a good enough conclusion
Sucks to suck amirite
my beloved low quality png anime girl with cannons coming out of her breasts told me she needed more lines
Last year, it was Noshiro. I got Ibuki, Shimanto, and Independence to choose from this year. Got to choose soon. 
You know who I’ma pick
damn man i hiked like a donkey today
the Kelp, hola
@meager haven can i sleep in yo boobies
I respect this decision
shardybus
I gotta nasty fever sorry broski.
haiii
if anyone needs to know who applies for the shit this year 
Charybdis is underrated
Yeah it’s kinda rough.
Also there's no real clarification over how is this gonna work for older girls, is this gonna be like the last message or is it gonna be a random line from the ones they already got?
blame apri for it
I pick a new girl every year anyway , doesn't effect me 
You know, you right. Heck you Apri.
why me 
Apri

apri created everything
WHY ME 
it's so funny when ships named after dudes get added into the game cause yeah my wife's name is clarence
John

curse you apri and your bbl
Imagine your wife being named William D Porter
Walking down the aisle with Felix
BBL WHAT?
JYP BUBBLE?
I DON'T PAY FOR IT 
Imagine knowing about Cars and marrying Francesco in this game.
Duca Delgi de Abruzzi
No more candy for you mutsuki
You will receive a new Valentine’s Day letter this year.
After that. It will be the same one
Yeah, it doesn't change that it sucks.
pin explain it in ancient greek
Hera is sick of your shit and told Zeus he could have his pick of your wives
Post about how it sucks in game feedback then
I want my valentine quote 
Massive
zeus would pick one of them and turn into all of them
Pin I made a list of the ships who fall in the timeframe in case anyone asks -w-
Your timeframe is wrong
I'll be handing out my headcanons on what certain ship girls will say to you this year for valentines
how long can this go on?
like i headcanon cheshire saying
head cannons? woah thats dangerous
It’s literally ALL ships pre February
yeah like csm or something
okayyyy 
Water
Anyway, I gotta go pick up glue for my Warhammer figures

what faction
so if i get chang wu when she drops and make her my secretary she ghosts me for valentines girl wtf
you stink of chaos
If you have a complaint, please direct it to Addie’s Axe
Tyranids
oh HELLL nah yea
I was just responding to the chatgpt generated one anyways -w-
bc I was mad it omitted the french
Working on Zoanthropes right now
drink water
turns out it got half the shit wrong oh chatgpt never change


those things in spacemarine 2 are the bane of my existence
flying tumor

Mutsuki man!

I think my anime episode finished loading now

What the apri doing
We eat her with sauce very tasty
(Oopsies just remembered that was kisaragi not mutauki :3)
insurance pay out will be big if you run me over rn
This is those Precure shit
different franchise 
apri more like apron
but I just finished watching this week's Precure episode earlier -w-
Back to what I'm saying
Aside from the eye bang
I often myself see Kear and Unzen as the same girl
How? I don’t see any sinilarities
ykno what i see you as toga
i see you as a jellyfish
yea that's right
you're a jellyfish to me
a sea creature of sorts
It's an Arconym
J
You bore me jester
Your existence is now lost
You are now
PSI-Missing
i deny your jellyfishing power
Still don't have a META UR
Good
No thanks to Yorktown META
Fr ong
Absolutely boneheaded decision bruh
Bro decided to drop a Toaru opening too 
is that brest skin good?
nah I just want to make a joke about PSI's name

Anyone currently serving in the military on a warship
What's your opinion on azur lane
Omg ZuZui 
I was a marine a few years back thats got time at sea, we had a cutout of enty and essex someone “found” while ported in Okinawa🤣
wassup
American?
Ye
I just want to say thank you for serving on a warship that has possibly been turned into a waifu with huge melons to fulfill us weebs weird desires lmfao
Lmfao if they ever turn any active CV into a shipgirl the navy will love that shit 
Everyone here is a ship fucker lol
Nimibutt
Met a dude in the army last year who is imo the worlds biggest Z16 fan, liked the KC and AL versions and had a whole window on his car just plastered in Z16 stickers
Imagine me going into the military, and everyone finds out my favorite shipgals ain't even American😭
I'm a guy for floof, so amagi kaga and akagi are my favorites
I've rolled nubian 6 times now
I still don't have Friedrich Carl
is she really in the build pool?
wait 2 random ships dropping in 2 days, I've been grinding 16-4 and have no coins

fuck
just grind more
16-4 drops almost nothing for some reason
gotta go back to the ol' reliable
12-4...
yeah
oh here comes the hug 
whoa she's actually making an expression here
gob

ohio florida man
they are going to be in the light pool with a rate up, so it will be cheaper to pull, but still good luck.


But I will admit enterprises ass looks so fine on jeans
that ass is as flat as Hipper's chest
lol
Enterprise has no ass😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
I have more ass than her in there
I mean

here she does have one
my statement also applies here

but thats bc Im fat


fat -> fat ass


Even NJ cant compete with her gyat
she has a fine ass, but there are some shipgirls that takes it to another level
That's not a fine ass that's a massive dumptruck
Even better
for pete sake, Napoli is an upgraded version of Pola
Wipe you out of the map 
Damn brits started the censorship train
Now everyone is on it
Start speaking in vagaries
even Takao new skin has it bigger than that
Tako grew a lot
obviously Cowpens is at her own tier
can barely fit the reflection from the mirror
that is an ass that can actually kill
Guam be like...me too
Arc


She's finally here
Nice organ

I didn't get nube from rerun tickets
don't you love when game trolls you
Ok guam ass might be the biggest
Never
remember taking about 120 builds to get Yorktwo in the original run....just for the rerun to give me her on the FIRST ticket!
That a whole bakery 😋
a cakery
u guys starting to see message get blocked?
May need to go back up to see anything block
Yeah, I have from 2 specific users after "Coding bot incident"
imagine getting banned for nothing, and mods blame it on bot xD
funny
Just delulu

Don't really recommend ALHQ server
She deserve second skin
I have once seen amazing art of her in nun x succubus outfit, 10/10 combo
new shinano..
balls with no cock
New Shinano is nice, but honestly i would rather see L2D on Graf Zeppelin
Graf is such a fine Mommy and she ain't getting much attention
Good morning.
sea basketball
Opinions ijn fuso
Enterprise ass flation skin when
When mom finds the enty and essegs cutout

Casual doomer (Graf) vs competitive doomer (Roon)
Graf looks like she would crush ur balls
Roon is Khorne Berzerker in form of Shipgirl
Roon would crush and rip them off
When roon finds out you are talking to the other ship girls
Roon, Soppo and W. Three Sister of Chaos xD
i love sea basketball
*i was giving orders for the day
my favourite sex sport
Lebron would dominate that
ew
she would NOT be a khorne berserker
she’d be more of a blood angel
sea basketball?
Emptiness in her eyes says it all
Also as i said, she is one of three sisters xD
No, she is just crazy over SKK. 100% certified Yandere
Just make sure you don't have any other girls
everyone is invited
Only Certified when she got her oath
WE?
atoms and composition
Who’s WE
I did it only because of her oath art
oath fart
don't forget to set your secretary for valentines day for this saturday
She’s a smol lil baked bean she’d never act crazy like that 
DIPLOMAT?
already set up mine. i'm going with roon
what happens if i forget
grabbing her and jumping into the apex legends dropship right as it's taking off

you just don't get the special shipgirl message card
needed to take her SOMEWHERE that isn't about an anime thing
no but like what will YOU do to me
nothing
roon nipples
what does this mean 
he has a cardboard cutout
We talking about space marine chapters now?
you kinda late fam

I was umamusuming the umamusumes
5 hard boiled eggs getting revenge
Plus I love that her Oath dress is black, not because of her faction (Even though Bismarck's and Eugen's are white), but more on the meaning behind the color
"I will be dyed by no one other than you".
all of the mumamusumes
I love that commitment
Everything is stunning about her Oath Art
Creek
greek
BEST GERMAN GIRL MY BELOVED PRINZ EUGEN HEIL IRON BLOOD!!!!!

no
Yes
My ears would be bleeding if i could hear them
Those rose decorations are chef's kiss considering her Oath Design 
Dress, Flowers, This Mirror frame and her laying inside it. Her look. Top tier Oath Skin
which chef did you kiss
Enterprise in the kitchen
question is
get her outta there
Shes making burgers for me and her
you're both enterprise
yea itll give you gas
The other enterprise
you'll be farting flames after eating that
that one over there?
always
any combo for Guam?
why are you trying to beat her up...
Will azure lane grant us free gems in mail this next update
I’m hanging by a thread
depends usually they give them to me then i start dishing them out
I want someone to kill me in valentines that’s ones of the best way I would go
Flogger!?
Well a Coconut milk won't be bad and putting it on a stew is good shit
with their incel rage?
its gonna be empty
Death by pegging it is
i was thirsty..
bro why are some ships unironically british?
A dramatic stab
The rage is unnecessary
Your greed
oh well, Coconut husk it is
Hi twin twins
cellular rage


Elaborate yo
no
Just the hairy parts
No no no I’d like to keep my A## hole Like it is thank you
Femboy
it has uses so still usable to me
🫃
use it for a beard or fancy mustache
You can use it to promote your trimmer
I'll just put it over my body so that I'll be a hairy mf
Fuck I shouldve gotten breakfast before getting on the train
💀
return to ape
I shave my body hair fuck that
are you trying to attract neanderthals
they're fucking strong, ofc I will, for strength
Yes
Yeah
shave your lung hair

Hell nah
Lungs are bald
you're bald
In 10 years probably
he is bald
Receding hairline
sniff his cranium

all da particles
ah yes receding pubic hairline
here have another mog
Pause
So those 2 new ships in light construction banner
Hot

I guess 1 cube per pull?
I handle mog
Can I ask a thing why is the fusou some uncommon to see people talk about
Old but Gold?
Huh?
horny french girl
its been a while for Fusou to be talked about tho
I kinda like it lately
Which name sounds better for like username wise atago or fuso/fusou
fusou is probably better as a name than atago
Charlie Kirk
i'm gonna touch you
I might switch soon
you can also take the title of Lord-Protector of Furries and All Savages
Huh?
you will rule over furrystans
Huh
👀
it's ragebait


Best Azur Lane skin?
all
Id have to say Unzen summer skin
chemical sex
Too many to list
the cheeseburglar is coming to get you
there indeed many skin
Yup and i love that
Manjuu has made some of the best skins I have ever seen in a gacha game. Like...what other game is there where each new skin release turns into an Easter egg hunt?
why easter egg hunt
Amount of interactions and stuff each new L2D comes with
i mean that's kinda because easter as holiday is kinda very niche
even amongst predominately christian nations
Man I still remember when it was discovered you can remove de seven panties before she fully turned to lay on her stomach.
Timing on that was difficult though
Race Queen Shinano, what a classic
Do Christians even know what their religion is all about nowadays? 
They don't even read the Bible that much
there are so many denominations of christianity
some may, some may not
it all depends on how they express/use their faith in their god
ah yes, anime catholicism
velvet make me feels strange
If I should change my name to fusou ping me five times
oh right, here's a general (but i think pretty accurate way) to judge christian denominations
unlikely
the more emphasis the denomination has on the church itself
as well as vestments along with the faith
it's likely that denomination is more likely be bible reading and actually christian
Kinda wish we had dreadnoughts ingame
the more "grassroots" and less formally organized the denomination is, the less likely they are actually bible reading and christian

it isn't
it's tuesday
it's chewsday, innit
teutonic tuesday
Tata Tuesday usually

Tata? Like the salt, truck and car company?
Hey should I change my name to fusou?
Change it to Bache 
100%???

Yep
what an unc
Been inactive for a year and my collection is at 70%
Discord username
unc is the new "boomer", isn't it
No
it sure seems like it's being used that way

Is this true


i think it stopped being the younger gen z and more the early gen alpha

Free gems event
ohio gozaimasu
















