#al-general
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Also NJ was a mistake
she's trying her jean bartest
Hoffen you are EN'ing

I can't beat it sadly
The Hoff too busy saving peeps on the beach
can't go wrong shipping jb with massa
Hold up, Heinrich is more of a FP cruiser
JB best girl. And so is clem and Richie. But JB besto.
...Then its probably Littorio
my giffff
How is NJ a mistake?
It's NJ
She exists
l2d now !
don't know what to use
Milk bending
we have some great pasta boats
Pick decent 6 ships and level then if new account
and what it currently is
Aight @gentle charm lets transfer to the cult
Preferably level at least 2 fleets
oki...
NJ also feels so fucking artificial
(Hoff is wrong about that but NJ does suck)
best pasta
her event also had potential for future events, but when was the last time an event had vocals
Albion and Eugene is prob a must assuming this is all you got.
Once we get the Ryan Szimanski augment for NJ she gonna be a powerhouse

Hoff dislikes NJ for crazy reasons. I dislike her because she brings out fans that are equivalent to Eugen or Bismarck fans
Which should tell you something

did i hear eugen?

I don't like because of a game from 2004
Point being.
I wanna feel offended but it true so can't

Well the Iowa class hull not New Jersey tbf
It used to be wehraboos's and Teaboo's where the worst. Now its the American ones 

Well the other 2 are still pretty bad
Or bunker hill
Teaboos as in simps for that character in yugioh? 
bunker hill is peak
Well Warspites the best so it's understandable

Sure. Let's go with that if it makes u happy
Country or the state or a guy?

All 3

The country with a guy from the state

The ship girl
Until a ship comes along called Bunker Buster
What about Georgia 
fuck
Gbu28
hmm
It’s over

Judgement day is coming now
Bunker hill about to be busted
Formi why the fuck did you drop her
the world stops for a second
Starting the day with Ägir. 😍
If it was real I would drop her to see what would happen 🤔
Out of all the ship she has to be the one 
Peak cosplay
We all would die
it's the cycle of life
or something

Just like how america used to be great but not anymore

Bad posture to lift smh
agir is good wife
yeah, gotta keep your back straight and lift using your knees
The aftermath
esp something as heavy as formi 😏
That's why I'm a Mr. Worldwide. Can never go wrong loving shipgirls from all the faction


Nice 👍🙂
Also the sad thing about Agir was that she was used as a merchant ship Until 1929 when she was left alone on Gotland
I know that pfp is not trump but because of my parents watch him on the tv I'm seeing every blond man as him

Shimakaze wants be with us lol

Best ship ain't in game sadly
Atleast this fate is Better than being used in an Atom bomb test
mamagi is best wife
The crater where she landed is still there to this day
🤨
Kammy best girl


That must be the one beside Derpitz?
No, Kommuna >
What huh
Kamchatka the ultimate torpedo boat killer
What? That the ugly one, not the one you hate
Huh
Kommuna literally raises subs and other equipment from the dead

Do you have dementia
feeling bad whats going to happen to the cat 

Get his pills
hmm
So it's just amnesia or smt
It's okay but the legendary Kamchatka keeps the fleet alert at all times
back in my day boise's stocking went all the way down
You know who else has dementia?
You know who else has dementia?
You know who e-
Real pic of Missouri that’s rare of her just being out (it’s so fucking peak🥹🥹)
She was a repair ship too
Yeah, because every fishing boat you come across has a ship-killing torpedo stashed away /s
I hit my head on a rock once and it made a hole on my head.... Now heal with a scar
Sadly sank at the Battle of Tsushima

Kommuna could carry Kamchatka
mistakenly fired live ammunition at the Russian cruiser Aurora during a salute.

But will never be as legendary
Kamchatka sank, that's why Kommuna's better
I think she looks pretty sweet no joke
BANGBOO MENTIONED
Kommuna's still afloat for people to love and appreciate her
Bird cheese
Kinda wonder where that ship was during Kursk incident ?

Weird...
Prob recovering machinery from the Moscow
@devout bough idk they fough over you

I wouldn't fight over pig ngl

Bacon is pretty nice
It is. But we got plenty of it here
I wont go fight for ornery bacon from pig (the ALO person)
Why wouldn't you fight over Technoblade? He'd want you dueling him to the death! And you would invariably lose because Technoblade never dies
You have to keep Canada in check when it comes to bacon
Idk who that is
wao

He was one of the biggest Minecrafters on youtube
Techno viking
PEAK MENTIONED

Shadow of israphel
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE!
Damnit as soon you said that, parody songs started playing
Hole diggers
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole....
🅱️ 🅰️ 🇷 🇮 🅰️
Or anything Duncan does whenever they had a long running series
I would say great minds think alike but mines is screwed
And not crashing trains
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
🅱️osh
elo no Xmas no more I see
I was told that too many times
How's moderating general

How do u think
Time to wait another 11 months
Catchy tune even If I prefer elves
I am the elf and I'm filling in the hole!
just nuke it so u wouldnt need to moderate it
I can't even control my mind anymore

Shut it

If that was an option it woulda been done
Tosh 

no u
Guess we all waiting for said option to be available
Actually
No u
no u
no ban the flour
@light island TASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
50.50
And something company
Okay Tosh is cooler.
tash yearn for the mine
You know what? Screw the Nether!
I do indeed and hi nom
Sorry snow i will side with Tosh on everything from now on
hi tash
hows your left elbow?
sighh
Errrr its good?
bias

mhmm

Azur Spank
anyways get in my food
NO
did someone say diggy diggy hole?!
ME HUNGRY
there are many things u can be
freedom has been canceled
free isnt one of em
giggity
it comes with paid subscription now
“Vryheid vir jou is slawerny vir my”, as the old saying goes
To be free one must reach supreme enlightenment
hmm
Easiest way is to turn the light on when it's dark
hey Vsauce! Essex here
3 strongholds for the smashing 
Hulk smash
I'm pretty close then
pog
Sweet 
Hi turquoise
Kansen don’t suffer from traumatic brain injury, they suffer from catastrophic failure
I saw on the al wiki that if we buy the second floor in the dorm we're able to have another room for decoration but also 6 slots from morale regen (but those slots don't get exp from supplies)...
But when I look at the buy second floor option, the game tells me that I won't unlock new training slots with the second floor...
Does anyone know whether or not the info on the wiki is fake ???
iirc, you buy the second floor, then buy the spots
hot
smashing...
Bristol
why tf is list so short
because there aren't that many pre-WW2
not even any in the London Treaty eras, that didn't participate in WW2
wasn't trying to have an argument
just saying I finally sat down and figured out which Sakura ships to add
mhmm
though with most of them being BBs, not sure what I'll end up doing with them
couple options for an anti-medium backline
mm
Amagi meeting my criteria was a surprise lol
It's cause Ingame translation is shit ,2nd floor dorm slots will be the same number as 1st floor. It doesn't matter if you buy the slots before or after
Omg guys!!!!
Don't fight over me

I'm everybody's
iirc CN and JP have equally terrible texts there, so it's not really a translation issue 
We call her braphou now
lanerrss
huh
taihou is canonically the stinkiest
hmm
this is anime girl game
House of history doing glowwow vs Hipster vid
enjoy the anime girl
Fabian is gonna arrest you
But but but facist
every nation on earth commited horrible war crimes. dont matter what giverment they are

taking that logic why play azur lane?
Snow. You are talking to a chatroom of people who play gacha games
Do you expect anything at all
I expect better then me
Regardless. Gonna nip that convo in the bud
u still call me a zoomer
I don't like Ironblood cause designs suck ass 
Didn't you get smacked for assert cropping not too long ago?
And its not even AL related either
Because you are
hear me out tho
I am NOT
Looks a bit like bremerton
Nothing will change that fact Snow
(it isn't)

Ik it's from arknights
just wanna play using the allies...
stg people get so upset that over that
it's how I play any world war-related game
That was a different person
People aren't upset you play allies only , people realize what a hypocrite you are regarding some of these ships 
dont mean u just hate just about everything from axis
Idk, the last time i got pinged by Nimi was 6/28/25
Tfw u say "gonna nip this convo in the bud" but then 3 people continue it
this accounnt hasnt been bonked yet
the what now
aight
its a phrase for "if you don't stop talking about this you are getting another warn"
ohhhh
My first bonk then ye
Its not even that the convo itself is bad but it attracts troglodites
You know your old warns carry over. Right
it does?
im tired 
FUCK
Why wouldn't it
new account new me ye
my old account got hacked
"I hope my first crime charge won't mess up my job interview" kinda shit

oh
I can't tell if you are pulling a fast one on me or if you are being dense snow
me neither im ngl
zoomer attention span be like
AoE Debuff
shut up grandma
at least we not crusty yet
Grandma overthere atleast don't get smacked as often as you do
i only been bonked 3 times
or 4
It's 4.
really?
Yes.
aww
I should know. I handed out 2-3 of those
How am i number 2 anyhow if i have handed out half your warns.
I bet half of it is Syanda
to be fair, I also have 4
all for NSFW/implied sexual comments lol
I forgot who scary mod#1 was so thats for either syanda or someone else.
so ur the #2
FOOD SOUND
i got a warn once for "politically influenced emote"
probably because the other one is a lot stricter
idk if ive gotten any after that cus i have dms off. and i only know about that warn because a mod told me
yes
It will never not be funny to see general assume who is the harshest mod and then be so wrong
But
as they say
ignorance is bliss
I go base off how much warns kicks or bans I seen
So Ender.
I've literally seen others bonk people for stuff you'd let slide
ender does the most?
mods are fine because they let me post lots of lamps
I know. And believe you me i've tried to dissuade it 
amby mentioned
from a purely "who hands the most bans out" yes
o...
most of the actual bans are bots, that doesn't make him scary
probably spamming reaction images every other message
tbf tho i also really don't care that much. I think its more important for people to have a good time. Minor shit is just not worth going after
Anby
not like we got quota's to fill
fr
hmm.....
Quota’s are for nerds
If people make an honest mistake it is what it is
To surprise I don’t think so
CLOTHING

like me the few warns u put on me ye
you're a towel
no hes a clothing
I could have warned you a lot more than i do and say i do 
ik
Like Tarkin once said. "Fear will keep them in line"
anyone else having the problem where the home screen just doesn't react to input occasionally?


wha
secretary reacts, but not any of the actual buttons
Put the fear of god in them
(quote from supernatural don’t bother with me)
60 percent more lamp per lamp
before that it was the UI going transparent, I guess they really want me to touch my secretary more
evil baria
considering I saw someone say they wished everyone in Mexico was dead
the fear isn't real enough
Where the hell did u come from Yook
We are not omnipresent sadly
from hell
cat bread
u where doing m12 savage?
no
Ts was a year ago snow
Yuki 
worse
what about the guy who frequently posts midsashi asset crop of her nikke skin
We dragging this in the BIG 26
ultimate?
ofc we are

INSECT
okay, some of the buttons work and if you manage to find one that works and then return, it fixes it

First i've heard of it
well here's that one for you, seeing as I mentioned it
#al-general message
Come here 
emden is best iron blood
Pings all admins for Laffey talk but not for racism
Neither of us. We are too soft
society bottom text
racism
look inside
ironblood fan
many such cases
you haven't scared snow enough yet
the what now
Is that what was going on at 1 in the morning?
it's not that all IB fans are racist
but it definitely is that all racists are IB fans
ofc

Idk what goes on here most of the time tbh
that's just flat out wrong lol
Uhhhhhh huuuuuuhhhhh
no

u r dumb dumb
The person who refuses to use axis ships calls people racist

Says the guy not using certain factions for no particular reason 
oh wait this was the guy who was about to go on a rant about disliking people from Turkey too.
FR
turkey is too dry
never had good turkey
yeah I've reported him to y'all a couple times
I do ye
Can I report turq for being a racist 
I use allies in war games
sry that triggers you ig
never had good turkey
its dry
and doesnt taste good
I...dont wanna play that ASMR again
Just pointing out a funny thing
i like all meat
people from Turkey or Turks? these are not always the same
skill issue
What about Man flesh?
shut up food sound
I should say Turqouise. Stuff like this is warnable ye. But some of the stuff ya reported is weird but at most only really smackable if they continue it
considering you called me racist for it
I don't think you think it's funny
Etsu are you traumatized
Still uses vichiya and tries to justify other axis ships as allies
turkey mentioned
Lemme get some
oop wrong chat
💔💔💔
im chatting on 2 different servers
hmmm... would that include german boats built in occupied ports?

qts appear
Can I appeal my last warn
nah
usually it's repeat offenders, like that
You seemed to have missed the funny laughing chaos guy.
I also didn’t call you racist, I was pointing out the funny hypocrisy of a guy refusing to use entire factions for (What is essentially) just their race kinda sillly
ohhh hope you don't see me IRL and my IB friends
varia more like
Homo-Sapien
vanana
Snow more like water
bitch
RUSTY TRAIN THINGY
I can just sit in hot weather and watch you try to catch me
funny thing, I managed to avoid seeing gangnam style music video - the song was impossible to avoid, but I've never seen the video
And you’ll never catch me yo
its not hot now buddy
Do it Horse style.
AYYYYYYY SEXY LADY
HEIL IRON BLOOD!!! WE ARE THE BEST FACTION!! 






U know what u right you can catch me lacking rn 💔
Also Turquoise if i may ask. Who are you reporting this to. You say you are but i know ya DM me sometimes. But i wasn't made aware of this for example
mhmm

I mostly want to know so i can figure out who be slacking
I dmed u twice
once for the anzeel guy
it was me
Yes i am aware thanks
the second I cant remember

ofc
No you are just stinky
i dm @tight goblet sometimes for snow melting psychological torture
Why are you posting cringe in general
hmm
eww
Honestly, I got a report from Etsa, that one NJ guy about something more than Turquise
I did just get home from work, so a bit yeah
Man really pulled the "BRAZIL UNO 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and didn't read the context of the convo
not cringe that's best shit
you haters just don't understand it
sounds like cringe to me
man
hmm
bulgaria's capital is straight cheeks
sure 
“Heil iron blood”, Heil this Ratio✌️✌️✌️
Ohhh Right. You are doing a bit
sorry
apologies for anyone that has to live in sofia
Using Heil at all is pretty cringe
You are being stupid on purpose 
never let bro have an opinion ever again 🥀
IB have some fine white hair beauties with giant boobs so IB fans are cool 
what makes you think that?
The only Heil I wanna see is the golf ball sized ice chunks
ice are good
Stay triggered folks
"Triggered"
would you prefer hail or freezing rain 
over a videogame lol
Bro came straight out of 2016
Never listen to turq opinions
NEVER.
ik
"bro" knows how to have fun unlike other people
U don't have to pretend to hate life
Implying we are triggered from you being very outwardly cringe and people just want you to get off the table and put your pants back on
That's using it in a German setting to refer to ships from WW2 makes you look low key like you like the Germany of that time
He’s naked?

Idk but it does not seem like you are having fun having to do this to "defend" your game
WE know damn well u r 2
Heil has nothing to do with that. it meansd "health"
You're not slick
Nah, he’s got those speedo underwear
again i'm having fun it seems to be unknown for some of the people who use the internet
You know the ones
Uhuh, ok
STOP HAVING FUN
Just atleast from my perspective. If you have to run around calling people triggered and they should "stay mad"
And it is also fun for me to call you cringe
I think the only one staying mad. is you.

i think happiness should be policy
Nahhh ain't mad at all lol
How does that tweet go again
i just like to rage bait people that's all
"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!"
Why would I be mad, I have cute big booba horse in a hot spring
this is what constitutes as bait?
I thought rage baiting was banned
I think I'm gonna go figure out a way to stop Settra from tokyo drifting through my army so I can actually kill the guy... temporarily anyway
that's not a 4 horse chariot he's driving, it's a damn bulldozer
Rade
hm
given from the reactions yes
I mean now that he admitted to it then yea.
HAVE NEW SWORD GIRL
I could smack for it
I GOT AFTER PAIN
I am the fun police
He shall have it
It’s simple, really.
Bomb him


woops 
wait .... isnt that the same ? ....
Hi sir
unfortunately the guy is damn near indestructible too
You suck
Ratling guns work a treat with their 50% suppression
Womens’ Illuminati
that fuck are you on about? i'm not racist
mmm
love the way how people are just plain dumb and have no idea about everything they do
Never listen to turq opinions
never listen to turks? what are you armenian
That should be a pinned message or sum
Literally just ignore her
...What is bud yapping about

is this some form of meta commentary
i feel like hearing about general ALO opinions are not healthy for me that's why i'm not being serious here
do warp grinders work on him? I should try those, I forget
i dont understand whats happening ....
did turq call ppl racist again because they like IB ?
Yes
TA DA
I honestly don't think most Larpers are racist
the usual
indeed
Just fucking stupid

I’m never serious
you have eyes so use em or don't
I’m just a funny guy yo
hmm ...so an average monday i guess
At this point you get used to her bad takes
ye i guess hahah ... it happens so many times that it feels weird if turq "doesnt" go on a rampage over some fictional dumb shit xD
I have been awakened
Should use yours to read that DM just now 

TA da
I think their ability would, yes
She have some saggy boobs 
thank you kindly
Anytime
saggy
Am bored
have a leonardo
mmm Italian zipper
Why a zipper here 
bathroom
The crusher
boobs 
hmm
Milkers
@jagged gull lets argue about fungi
Bring back Murasaki 

male breasts
Ragebait at its finest
swhat happened to bro
the argument that doesnt exist sure
learnbait

And I wanish
Alsace comp really does struggle , I'm doing better with Vanguard and Monarch 
it probably exists somewhere
Hi girlypop
does this count as bad stuff
Like the fella from earlier said. U won. I got triggered. I shall stay mad 
I’m never saying that again
wait a second
or something about arguments not mattering
I shouldnt post the image
She’s just eating yo
Idk i already forgor what he said
Let her eat
wife eating ice-cream
hello sodak

I dont know what happened 
sexbait
thats very sodak thing to do
hmm
mmm
insect better
Not my nickname idiot
yes it is
You buck teeth faded feelings bitch
or do u want the name butterfly

Wait this lowkey fire
I can flap my wings n shit

insect it is
hey lets make up.. i dont like seeing you TRIGGERED
its simplified from butterfly
hmm
how bout a romantic getaway into @sleek cape
Drake ass
too bad. I shall be seething and coping
for the rest of the day
its over..
see what u did train?
my day ruined over ALO chatters...
no recovering
listen to mommy asmr
It’s okay twin
mega triggered
Me running into @tight goblet home
or listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkPjVTFpH-8
耳根原著 玄幻修仙動畫【#仙逆】片尾曲/插曲《#憾》純歌完整版
Renegade Immortal OST for EP 92| Regret by #楊子熙 & 邊邊 (#RenegadeImmortal #XianNi #XianNiEP92 #RenegadeImmortalEP92)
「抒情」|刀子來了,接吧。既然剪不了動畫片段,那我這一次就索性全部用同人圖試一試~~當...
cope with some cute boats
Yuri
Cute boats you say?
top ten epic 🅱️etrayals
Or LeBron
yo lowkenuinely
big boobies
WOAH
tomorrow
U just draw them twin
that's the neat part you don't
Like
EXCUSE you
with fingers, usually
kawakaze
Y-you sure. U do sound like someone from there
Lmao
who to use this year?
instagram is great if you want ai slop or people bending reality
shimanto
Hindenburg
regensburg
he said shimanto
i almost forgot it's near valentine
I don’t have Regensburg yet, apparently
thanks
just rearrange the letters
Alsace
KAWAKAZE
idk pin like roon
Cleo level brainrot
Cooper Murm
just draw them using hands
hmm
I think of my current roster I should go with Regensburg
hmm
Draw her with bigger tits first

no
how about kashino?
It’s okay girlypop
Kashino cute, true
she gonna be flat?
it doesnt exist

But Regensburg
gud
from the perm UR should i pick yorktown II or Implacable
so has anyone got the numbers for the popularity poll (I asked last night didn’t get much of anything)
Im forced to use old ships cause I dont like the new designs like bro I like huge chest but make them look normal not too huge
"forced"
I mean you are just using the ships ya like no?
hate to break it to u
Well
ur not forced
where shimato
I goon on french ships
Kinda ironic cause i really really like taihou
Natori cute tho
thanks for the input. Now perish
If I can clear W16 without Unicorn/Laffey II/Eldridge you are certainly not forced to use certain ships 

Already have her Valentine’s Day choco
right, because that's not what I said
then again you do regularly post all-caps 'heil' in the chat so...
shimanto where? she looks like a dragon
she is dragon goddess

in latest news, mod thanking netizen for gooning

Turq. The convo was over. lets not start this again
hm
Now am back
wat i say has nothing to do with racism at all roflmao
I came back to a ping
varia why are you using English and not dark latin
Jokes on you i barely even touched world 15 yet
Should I hop on wows

bet join us
Gingerbread
why is @sleek cape pregnant
U are giving me black mage PTSD
Sorry i'll shut up
that would be preferable yes
fair, I just came back to a ping and replied to it
no need to continue
me and @radiant cipher had a fun time (dw ping is 100% consentual)

fwiw
when is this valentine thing again?
Does Richy know that?
if you want to mute someone
Where's Richelieu?!?
I mean he summons when I ping him and doesn’t mind
I swear he won’t fight yo
you can mute me

before you mute them you're gonna have to go through @stable plank

@hollow stone hi
i will allow it
You setting gobbla up for failure
February 14th
🙁
thankies
She's haven't abused me like a month
i said mute not ping
😭😭
God damnit
ban this guy
@hollow stone
for rule breaking
Imagine sitting on a hill reading the Bible with Richie
nu uh
varia loves me
he's a hero
wtf the cooper jumps
that's what happens when you're rich










