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Iam
Hmm
Hmm
VIN
you're a banana
Diesel?
At least he didn't Posted the ....sticker
perhaps
no the girl behind you
I got a big swinging hammer
check again
Hmm

Just so you know when you’re that fat you can’t actually do anything
anyways shiddin rn
exercise never hurt nobody
smash
kiwami cat

catto's mother
Akashi is gonna have triplet sisters after I’m done with her
Akashi's auntie?
My ankle.
Eh back off she's mine

Hmm
that was me
Hm
wouldn't Akashi technically be older though?
What kind of fruit is this
What you like the taste of ankles?
? I said Akashi's mom not Akashi
sometimes
Can you nom someone else's
I need to run a kilometer in 12 minutes on Friday
I am pretty sure the actual ship Akashi is older than the russian cv I forgot the name of
japanese office worker late night train training
what ru competing for
It's azur lane 
cuh
true
no its not
Shut
this is marvel rivals
To not fail PE
training to pee
Wait scratch that
1.25 km in 9 minutes
Too slow
hi
Not when you have a beer bod while being alcohol free
My legs are too heavy from having thick thighs

She hulk twerk
yo lowkey can they crush a watermelon
I can't unsee it now
eeal
Mind if i Check
eel
Eel
is this you irl
Around 30 cm wide sitting down
Per thigh
Not the car but the car owner maybe 
Oh snap something peak
you're the car



Tis peak
People ride cars
I don't think people ride vi
Fuck em both
That's my job to make them
@stiff forum confirm
i would
Good
Not surprised
such an iconic car
time to start running
should be doable
God why ( wish I was the ground)
I have the endurance of 5x failed stam training haru urara
downbad, damn
but 1.25km is not endurance distance
just use a sock and some vr goggles
Damn. Asking to be rode and stepped on 
idk
what 
worst case just push for that distance then throw up after
Kronshtadt's butt
wear the sock on your head
nah, I can't really do it with my hands
It is when you built like a middle aged dad, the beer belly kind
Never ever I felt sexual against propellers
@stable plank can i borrow a dolla
look at that curve though 
Just cosplay 
sounds like a wake up call to lose weight
I can't stroke mah shit, cuz my fingers need stitches...
I've been like this since i was 6 months old
i expect payment by the end of the session
yeah but like you can change that...
I am forced to play the female in the session 
Hmm
Uma slow metabolism debuff
hey man what are you thinking about
What
I like it.
I need extra content
funny enough building more muscle helps with that... you need more calories just to maintain
imagine a suit
Wear on cosplay bro idc

Uh huh
that's what I do
Interest is peaked
Do it 
Im starving
are you this horny
Wait a sec
She keep needs more
Oh my u just realized?
don't think I can send it here anyways
I can dm you when I go to bed ig
not gonna lie, horny is an understatement
I guess its cool since i steal your images
Horny Lane
Good afternoon ._.
U do ? Never realized
Shit now you know
A foe appeared

I will keep my bread thanks
Attack the D point!
Goon Lane
Bet wheres your basement
Bro i literally take up 22,400,000 km².
On my home
Mind if one more joins your basement?

Whom

I should go eep now
My huge dong
Hm
Gn
Tf
Gn
I took poland
Guh
Mine's larger

Biggest dong in the USSR
Half my friend for a short time. I have the other half
I sleep now
Gn

I would trade my pp to be female
What
That is offesive that reminds me of ww2
Just hide it bro no one ain't caring for that shit 
I want you to remeber that and feel the pain
Hahahahaha
That's just advantage now wear on krony cosplay
Telling me to bite the metal?
What does that mean ?
Hot fucking dres
Ur a ship
Oh yeah
Hahahahaha
You still cant unstarve the prisoners

I nuked west Germany
Nope you didnt
Now go back to youre breadlessness alone
Wtf am I reading
Hm
I read 60 history books
My dad doesn’t like Russian
How do you hide 20cm...
The language ?
Everything
Can u wear the cosplay or want me to force u
The people, the country, and the language basically
Interesting
It's nothing special, just ass and tits, no face or anything else
He was a victim of Russian communism invasion so it makes sense
I can totally see why he doesn’t like em
Oh.
He isnt alone
In not liking soviets
And russians
Hmm
ukraine joined the chat
I need to wash my face
Idc about the face either iam not the gurl who judge cosplays and shit I just enjoy all of them 
Yes millions upon millions people got affect by soviet invasions of poland, czechoslovensca, hungary romania amd Bulgaria mostly hungary due to 1956💀
Hmm
See. No wonder you dont exist anymore
why not just keep your pp and be female
Its because economic strains
no need to trade it

Hehehehe
Starvation debuff




Why most mods have nitro
Because they use it often ?
True
Soyuz is so beautiful
Post Heinrich please 
Silly older sister 
?
the best way to live life
is never caring how much anything costs
and just getting it if you want it
I dont have a house or a wallet
People parents: didn’t finish highschool, buy a house
Today: get degree at university, homeless
Where are the waifu feet
under there


I took them they are mine
Here
Hand it over before I steal ur implacy


can i live in your nose
No feet allowed

Hmm
you can live on my gaming chair
and get squished
Ja
eh… I kinda like feet
(started liking that crap a while ago)
FEET
Welcome to the club rookie 
I want to use Soyuz, and or Kronshtadt. But I think I should use a pfp matching with the ship I'm making. Rn, I'm building Kronshtadt
But Soyuz is love
Hi guys

Check out ATDAN's work and mecklenburg skin
Okay okay when cosplaying 
I can dm..

Bald one?
But I'm not sure I wanna
Good

I accidentally press your pfp and got flash bang

the way the boob is drawn here is so hot

Play mw or sleep
Wait, you're a girl?

Ye iam tired
This is a canon moment
did u just realized
sleep well vi

A bit ago
learn how to lucid dream so you can play anything in your dreams
I love you vi
He sees emoji he clicks

likewise
Alright, goodnight, sex

Hmm
Hmm
USS San Francisco
my goat
Hrm....
Hm


choccy
caca milk
Did I send this before? Might have
imagine it rn
is this you irl
I wish
Aw, thanks
however wishes dont come for free
whatcha eat
oh em gee
Just a light snack
you ate the world's supply of food
I have
gluttony
My favorite plushi
where's my share
My favorite stuffy I call them Mr bubbles
Did you know that
Do you know why I call them Mr bubbles
It’s because I’m a little sister
huh

this is me irl
Do you get it?
Mr bubbles… little sister…

Hmm
Somebody get it
bioshock?
:3
Hehe
hope you had a good day murasaki
When I was homeless I owned nothing but Mr bubbles and I would shake them to fall asleep at night to comfort me
Since I had nobody and nothing
Hehe :3
im kinda slow so my ass didnt get it da first time
unconditional love is the strongest force in the universe


but hey... why's there a hole..
Hmm

plushies are special
they helped us out in bad days and sleepless nights
Because it’s for a baby to be able to hold
It’s small
riiiiight
So they can fit their little hand around it and shake it… the bell


I’m babu so ya I got it
are you still a baby
googoogaga

I am special
you should have a boob fight or something
Special is a good thing
hot
choke it
She's too heavy to hold
is your hand flattened
she's only 23k tons
girly weight
Ik
musash is 70k
do you have stephen mclaughlin's book on russian battleships
No
I have two copies
I don't have many books
if you even need soyuz info
I’m a crude oil tanker I have a big booty, hauling 200k tonnes
hmu

needy
200k is light for a tanker anyways

I wish I could say my wallet is fat, but... Plastic crack
Because more is better
Pretty sure there is a tanker over 650k tonnes
can i still hit you up anyways
But does your Tanker carry eight 72cm/55 cannons

My tanker can take two commanders cannons at once

word
lets test that theory
This is the modern one
with a gustav railway cannon
not suited for armor penetration
Older uses 663mm cannons
Zirks sits at a 464 meter length overall
and it would probably sink because of flooding trough the cable tunnels
from a few 5.5" hits

Nah
judging from WW2
yeah
that would absolutely happen
: p
happened to the Italian BB's, French BB's, British BB's, German BB's and American BB's
and probably the Japanese ones too
The plan is to strike from as far away as possible

Armour is just reasurrance
big booty jigglin
armor won't save you from cable tunnel flooding

What even is that
what if he tells the cable tunnels to stop flooding
Zirks' butt do jiggle. She's a giant
zirk?
true
That's the name of the ship
what if i dont believe you
how many gfl1s is that? steam claims it's 4 but i don't think any storefront can be trusted regarding a gacha game's size 
you have electrical cables running trough the ship that bring power from the turbo generators to the main power distribution and then troughout the ship
these cables are put in long tunnels that run all the way from the stern to the bow
and if you get flooding near one of these tunnels, water can freely flow trough the ship
you can make these somewhat watertight with filling material but this degrades and will still let water trough
They are of course extremely well protected
of course
It's a big deal IF she gets hit
what if i tell the filling materials to not let water through them
It's bloody nuclear
Nnnn….
having a nuclear reactor on board doesn't mean it will in any way act like an atomic bomb when damaged
it will just leak fissile material which is annoying
True
hmm
I can't really do that in game
that's fine
Hmm
But in lore
just imagine they are
I could sink her
Yearning for a day off with her Commander
To violate him
I love the New Mexico's
same
Cuz you're the only miss who's peepee I sippy
Idaho is my favourite standard battleship
hey man you should spit it out
man i wish nuclear energy was more commonplace
yeah
whats funny is that its coming back
only because AI datacenters need it
more slop hmm

New Mexico being scrapped 🥀
whoever created that shit needs to be shot and crucified
Whodaho?
Idaho.

My favourite part of the world is that everything is that the generation before me got to eat real food and live in houses so they decided to create fake food and make people rent and be profit forward and focus on making sure the wealth is hoarded by a select few instead of the entire population thriving together as a society
Gotta love the generation before me
The only difference between Iran and North America is that North Americans are cowards
Someone might say oh well why don’t you do something
I do
I’m gonna pass out form horny now
Nap time
And this has been happening for ages btw
lol
And its acceleration exponentially faster than what happened during their lifetime before
You know what
You do you
me loving the gen before mine simply cuz of back-then football
11th Corps was mauled and routed
My favorite part about the generations before me is when they talk about how great life used to be, yet they are the ones who created the modern world we live in and ruined it
New Mexico class?
They destroyed whatever bs they are missing
This is sooo real
Indeed
And somehow it’s the children’s fault lol

Because adults want to blame kids for all the bs they created like social media and video games
I love the Tennessee’s, but all the late WW1 interwar battle ships are amazing
"My kids use too much social media !!!" Bitch, it's your job to control them.
The old get sour and then die, age as old as time.
what happens if you overload
It’s so cool meeting like an actually nice and reasonable old folk now adays
Then I hurt myself
truth
Why the hell the right side looks like 
The world can’t handle one of me, definitely not a million
yeeeeap .... deff my fav character so far
i can take on a challenge
even i alone can handle you ....
"u will win this fight .... but the war is what im aiming at"
After 11th Corps collapse, 3rd Corps launched a costly attack to fill the gap
It’s actually pathetic how little damage the attack on pearl harbour did
Hmm
it was probably the biggest Japanese failure ever
My grandpa and great grandpa were both US Navy
And my grandpa also served in Korea
and thats why Kim is alive
I never met either of them
yummy
Can I get some?
sure
Hmm
brother thinks he's invited
no
ulrich von qt
i will marry you tonight
watch yo self
@radiant cipher girl let me treat you right..
UVH big qt
Love it
they had this burger which was basically 2 waffles as buns
Frietjes
never tried it
I mean they have good food, but like what can go on a burger
Volauvent
I guess the frites
belgium has monkey soup and fermented spider eyes
Yum
with fungus water
Do not listen to the dutch
Monkey pox my beloves
He gets his food from a wall
Ah


had some pork ribs in brussels
bussin
Lessgo
play gangnam style next time and floor it

gotta love total war, got ironbrow on the run and in comes settra from the top rope just as I'm about to finish him off
gurt
felt a bit sorry when ironbrow took out khalida, poor woman's been dry for thousands of years and the one to finally finish her off is the grumpiest old man
You can destress after work?
My work is sadly eternal
I just go outside in the night to enjoy the breeze
peak azur lane
man
ive spent 2 hours with a cat today
this depression shit aint real after that sesh
cavemen had it good
I had to fight one of my own lords today, didn't really need that army anymore so it was fine, just skaven things
Battle cats taking over woah
Cats be like that
if you didnt mention the skaven part i woulda thought you were living in feudal japan or something
actual painting
damn
i ate her lamp btw
Amagi bottle
Hmm

free her
Yes
No its my amagi jar
is this a mcdonalds server
food comes from the sun 
you will be pregnant tomorrow with triplets

what will you name them
Uh
sun earth and moon
nah, after that it's bob bobby and bob 2
creative
The silly creature goes on shopping and mocks you but later tries to hold you hand and blushes at you

Is this peak dating ?
Why is the creature giving herself a wedgie

bored
Because the creature is silly
south doodoocaca
I love this silly creature
i am excused
Where is the water ?

I drink infused amagi water
Sweat?
boing boing rupy
Popeyes here is the worst chicken place
I won’t eat it
where is here
Canada
I guess
Man just watched an old mr.ballen video and it was about the Russian fleet
Neither
thank god
Never gets old about the Japanese torpedo boats
if you lived in brampton i woulda started a gofundme for you
Why lol
Brampton4Life
Interesting
Good morning.
Good Moaning
Does Popeyes sell spinach?
KFC is infinitely better than Popeyes
they sell giraffes
did you get that dragon balls collab meal
That's a tall order
its bussin
No I had the fnaf one
I have Minecraft sauce
The Minecraft book better
McDonald’s did a collab with Minecraft in like March of last year
hmm
oh yea
i got that meal
it was a big mac meal or something
the sauce and the mac sucked balls
dunno what did they did to the recipe
yea
idk how it tastes there
I’m keeping it as a relic to sell to some noob
sus
I do yeah
damn
hmm
people who eat really spicy food all the times are the ones that when they are old cant even have salt and pepper
because they fk their insides with spicy food
this reminds me of something really stupid
yea you old snow thing
shut up rusty train thingy
I have to work out now
hi
train glutes n that's it
hmm
hmm
cock
I just wanted to give out my most sincere thanks to whoever came up with the
emoji because it is my all-time favourite thing in all of discord
You are dead as hell here
I will not do that
Only traitors eat good quality food
real patriots eat low quality food with questionable ingredients
I'm a traitor
yep
I believe in eating fresh food, not factory food
Unless it’s Japanese
Because I love everything Japan
so me

u do it
Me running from the discord men
Accurate
Just showing how to thread a needle🪡
I will always remember the guy that said “it’s always been my dream to talk to a real Japanese girl!” when I dm him
wtf
holy glaze
It's my dream to find out that Japanese girls might be real but it's a myth
I don’t hate weebs
Snow don't count
yes I do
I aint
weak

I just find some women attractive no matter the race
Unless you martian then no thanks I don't do that long of a distance
-# big assets
big ASSets
I wonder. Should I keep buying SR planes and torpedo in monthly shop?
For example, I’m attracted to very pale skin, I find it very attractive
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