al-general

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1463345708110319616/togif.gif

SCRAM YO

[radiant cipher]

Its not friday

Nor is it the 13th

[rose spire]

CUTE CAT GIVE ME

[sleek cape]

Doesn’t matter black cats are bad luck yo

[merry robin]

Black car is a black car

[rose spire]

[radiant cipher]

No

[sleek cape]

You gotta move country’s twin

[pine oasis]

Its hopefully not in america
It should stay safe

[merry robin]

From exp i say no

[rose spire]

Just dodge the bad luck I think

[radiant cipher]

No this is in the calmest place in flanders imaginable

[rain valley]

yeah, any of that underage stuff is so weird
but there's enough global interest in the littles too

[pine oasis]

Good. It is safe

[rose spire]

I’ve only voted lion

I like lion

I’d vote lion

[rose spire]

Me see lion me happy

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1466814514052993226/suu8.gif

[radiant cipher]

Dunkerque with her guns trained to port :3

[merry robin]

They romantisize the little girls. And adding up anime type shi it makes it worse. And people goon to it

[pine oasis]

Lion is surely happy when she sees you too

[merry robin]

Damn

[rain valley]

and it'll always be allowed here, because they're the mods

[merry robin]

:3

[icy herald]

that part is what irks me

like please do not the destroyers

(especially that carrier that really needs to chill)

[rose spire]

Yes

[radiant cipher]

Bro smile
You’re in an edit

[shut crane]

cat

[sleek cape]

I can tell that’s Iowa by the bridge

[radiant cipher]

[rain valley]

Discord has a reporting option specifically for lewding lolicon/shota/one other I can't remember
so there's always that when they show their true colours
which is why I don't complain about them as much anymore - I just report

[radiant cipher]

Midowa

[sleek cape]

Peakowa

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Dawg

[ember spindle]

do the reports do anything at all

[icy herald]

look everyone talks about Missouri and NJ but Iowa and Wisconsin are genuinely underrated

[radiant cipher]

Montana

[sleek cape]

Wisconsin is not underrated

[radiant cipher]

[merry robin]

Iowa aint even in game

[rose spire]

Soon

[rain valley]

sometimes yeah

[radiant cipher]

Montana would’ve been so incredibly good

[normal comet]

got iowa in 20 pulls

[sleek cape]

I don’t wanna see her in the game anymore

[rose spire]

I can’t wait to play as Yamato in al

[merry robin]

YAMATO FLOOF

[sleek cape]

jus gonna be some busty girl atp if we get another Iowa

[merry robin]

They will make her horny busty and uh....blue haired?

[icy herald]

ah yes the Iowa-class squared and now with 18in guns

actually kinda baller ngl

[normal comet]

mommy iowa and lolimato

[rose spire]

What

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-14000810

[radiant cipher]

No montana would’ve had 4x3 16” guns

[sleek cape]

The Montanas are Iowas with 4 turrets that are 406s

Not 18 inch guns

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2016832861912125715

比奇堡黄塞方块 (@Takumi_Pikibo)

突然发现洗手台拍照也好看 #AzurLane #アズレン #アズールレーン #碧藍航線

X · Jan 29, 2026, 11:16 AM

[normal comet]

ass

[merry robin]

Beautiful cosplayer. But boobs are not big enough to cosplay gouden

[normal comet]

it's golden lewd?

[merry robin]

If we take Goudens ingame boobs

[sleek cape]

Just enjoy the damn cosplay you picky bitch

[merry robin]

okay okay chill dawg

[sleek cape]

Gobbla!!!!

[icy herald]

my bad I forgor

[normal comet]

he's turned down because someone said her boobs not big enough

[merry robin]

I saw Musashi cosplay. It was peak

[rose spire]

Woah, 8 minutes to 3am.

[stable plank]

if her boobs were large enough then youd be calling her "too fat to cosplay gouden"

[dark solstice]

By crikey its ALO

[radiant cipher]

Montana so goated

[sleek cape]

Hannah Montana

[merry robin]

True as well. My bad for taking AL sizes to real life

[sleek cape]

[normal comet]

accurate cosplayer to do al probably haneame or takomayuyi

[ember spindle]

yamato should be Fucking Huge like her sisters. give nagato a skin with her tails out instead to achieve small fluffy fox

[dark solstice]

Shhhuuuussshhhh

[rain valley]

some people genuinely have those proportions
and severe back pain as a result

[merry robin]

heard but never watched

[icy herald]

Hannah Montana Linux.

[dark solstice]

Same

[sleek cape]

If we had a Montana class in game I’d do a Oklahoma II or sum (keeping the turret count)

[merry robin]

Oh damn

[sleek cape]

[dark solstice]

I prefer that girl that looks like Hannah called Miley

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151106653639413841/1464540761868730576/togif.gif

[merry robin]

[dark solstice]

Dakka dakka dakka

[radiant cipher]

Iowa machinery subdividion (but bettter)
Yamato level thicknesses but with American steel quality
North Carolina class TDS scheme with inclined belt on the outside
THEY COOKED

[rose spire]

[normal comet]

murmification

[dark solstice]

Weren't European belts superior ?

[merry robin]

Ancient murmification

[merry robin]

Asian belts

[rose spire]

Murm UR except it’s this

[rain valley]

genuine leather, handcrafted

[merry robin]

Middle eastern Belts deal double damage

[rose spire]

It also one shots any enemy it sees

[dark solstice]

More like the steel ones 😁

[merry robin]

I got middle eastern belt and carpet that flies

[sleek cape]

Watch me cook, shove all this in an Iowa hull (I burnt the food.)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1464233028334260306/togif.gif

[merry robin]

Can u cook?

[gentle charm]

Blur

[dark solstice]

Is that you Aladdin?

[merry robin]

No he is my cousin

[radiant cipher]

British and Italian belts were generally 5-10% better yes
And possibly french ones too if we can believe Okun’s calculations
But american battleship grade class A facehardened armor is still miles better than the new Vickers non cemented steel used on Yamato’s belt!

[teal girder]

Gucci belts

[sleek cape]

You know folks getting old when they use the exclamation mark

[merry robin]

Orbs

[icy herald]

imagine Iowa class based aircraft carriers (no not the Iowa conversions like a straight up aircraft carrier on a Iowa hull)

[sleek cape]

[teal girder]

vs Burberry belts

Barb

[sleek cape]

No.

[radiant cipher]

I’m becoming an old historian

…

[sleek cape]

You burnt the kitchen down

What the freak bro

Now none of us can cook

[merry robin]

I can

[idle pier]

I've just noticed that the OG hull of Midway lowkey looks similar to a Montana hull I wonder if it is a coincidence or no

[rain valley]

becoming?
my brother, you already are

[haughty gale]

That's literally what the conversions were?

[sleek cape]

The kitchen burnt down you can’t

[radiant cipher]

[mental swift]

That ive fallen for a lie

[radiant cipher]

No I’m not

[merry robin]

I will bring new kitchen on a flying carpet

[mental swift]

you were never on my side

[icy herald]

oh yeah that’s right

[mental swift]

fool me once, fool me twice

[rain valley]

you're just missing the age part

but that'll come

[mental swift]

are you death or paradise?

[dark solstice]

Need to start publishing books

[mental swift]

now you'll never see me cry

[radiant cipher]

Anyways here is the turret roof hit that Hood inflicted on Dunkerque at Mers El Kebir

[sleek cape]

He’s on something

[mental swift]

there's just no time to die

[dark solstice]

Think that's a requirement or some crap these days

[haughty gale]

What about when they say Umazing!

[sleek cape]

French Iowa when

[radiant cipher]

[sleek cape]

Our brains are umazing

https://tenor.com/view/our-brains-are-amazing-our-brains-are-umazing-uma-umamusume-ishowspeed-gif-3599177896681087311

[sleek cape]

4x4 Iowa with Richie guns

[idle pier]

It does looks kinda similar tho

[radiant cipher]

[icy herald]

I guess we never fixed that huh

[radiant cipher]

I love Montana

[sleek cape]

You fixed it

[teal girder]

hannah montana

[sleek cape]

Then you burnt it again

[sleek cape]

I started that yo

[idle pier]

Is it a coincidece her hull and Midway looks lwk similar?

[teal girder]

with augment wreacking ball

[idle pier]

I mean I knew Midway had stuff took from Montana's project regarding the engines or stuff like that

[radiant cipher]

No
They based her on the hull

[mental swift]

MIDWAY MENTIONED

[dark solstice]

Wonder if that carrier game is any good now it's released the graphics look pretty slick

[teal girder]

Midwife

[radiant cipher]

Tumblehome

[dark solstice]

Task force admiral, only saw clips of dive bombers

[rose spire]

NTRprise

[sleek cape]

Scharnhorst Zwei

[rose spire]

[icy herald]

oh hey a fellow Yuro fleet admiral

wait

[dark solstice]

Hipper then Scharn my fave Germanski ships

[rose spire]

Hmmmmmmm what happened?

[idle pier]

Yuro mentioned

[sacred oak]

Gm nerds

[sleek cape]

It keeps getting bigger and bigger

[rose spire]

[icy herald]

nvm I’m just goobering

[idle pier]

👀

[sacred oak]

It needs to happen

[rose spire]

These are actual Channels?

[rose spire]

Hmmm Okk

[radiant cipher]

these are for storing his OC's

[dark solstice]

Aww bro and sis she seems traumatized for some reason

[sleek cape]

Yes for storing all my OCs

What Richie said

[rose spire]

Ohhhhhhh praying they get added makes sense

[rain valley]

that's not a traumatized look

[tight goblet]

hmm

[haughty gale]

[sleek cape]

I’ve gone dry on OCs

Ran out of ideas yo

[rose spire]

I just yawned

[idle pier]

USS New Hampshire

Ez

[rose spire]

Iowa jersey Zwei

[dark solstice]

She don't look happy to me tho ?

[sleek cape]

I need to come out with something and think out of the box

Time to put on the thinking hat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1464233028334260306/togif.gif

[rose spire]

There are hats that help you think?

[dark solstice]

Stop thinking outside the box and get the damn ball in the box

[sleek cape]

No

[dark solstice]

We gonna lose the match

[sleek cape]

So boom you take uh… I forgor this stupid hat don’t work

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[rain valley]

nah that's definitely a setup for a 'step-bro' situation

[dark solstice]

Aww hell nah

[sleek cape]

Hi snow

[rose spire]

Turq what are you talking about

I don’t like it

[sleek cape]

Turq be watching to much

[rain valley]

neither do i

[radiant cipher]

gonna pull up the Montana files

[rose spire]

Turq calm down

[idle pier]

MontanEpstein files?

[sleek cape]

I need something awesome sauce that fits me

Hm…

[dark solstice]

Step bro's sure are supportive in the anime world tho

[rose spire]

Uhhhh….

[dark solstice]

[rain valley]

I've seen enough internet to know things

[tight goblet]

hmm?

hi hi

[rose spire]

Boobs

[sleek cape]

Take Georgia guns shove it on a Iowa hull

No no that’s to basic yo

[radiant cipher]

New Jersey with the old Sodak style bridge

[dark solstice]

Internet is scary one day you simply flying to your best friends island and the next you named in some files

[sleek cape]

Lord have mercy

[radiant cipher]

the USN doesn't want you to know about this

[idle pier]

Take Midway's 127mm AA gun and slap it on an Iowa hull as many as you can

[merry robin]

Boobs where?

[teal girder]

translate that into shipgirl

[sleek cape]

@radiant cipher what do you think yo

[radiant cipher]

sodak
look!

[sleek cape]

Iowa!!!!

[merry robin]

Sodak?

[radiant cipher]

Iowa

[merry robin]

[radiant cipher]

with the old bridge

[merry robin]

I see

[radiant cipher]

BAITED

[sleek cape]

So we take Georgia guns okay

3x3 this time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264855234805873/togif.gif

[merry robin]

Diamond?

Or whateva it is

[sleek cape]

Yes

[tired crown]

Gem

[sleek cape]

I’m cooking I’m totally cooking

[merry robin]

My minecraft wont sign in

[dark solstice]

Those big guns waste of time, plaster the deck with 4" guns so you can hide behind an island and lob shells

[radiant cipher]

oh yeah
it's go time

[merry robin]

Birb

[tired crown]

Chirp

[sleek cape]

Spit some ideas I need sum

Yank all the facts

[rose spire]

I don’t think people liked it

Just a guess tho

They MIGHT not like it

[idle pier]

Imagine a Des Moines hull with 2×457mm Georgia gun

[rose spire]

What ship is that

[idle pier]

NJ

[teal girder]

they got beam?

[rain valley]

went to check which ones that was lol
yeah that's accurate for the little

[rose spire]

Hmm makes sense

[sleek cape]

[rose spire]

I’m not a fan of baseball or the design

Soooooooooo no for me me

[radiant cipher]

and here's part 2

[idle pier]

Whats this tho

[sleek cape]

What’s 65J

[radiant cipher]

it's prelim designs for the Montana

[teal girder]

stores

[idle pier]

Ah

[radiant cipher]

a meme

14"

after the Iowas

lol

[dark solstice]

That design knocked it's popularity right outta the park

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1466963405108674664/1451908466674237440.webp

[idle pier]

Peak AA gun

[rose spire]

I wonder if I’d survive a shot from that

[sleek cape]

You know if we didn’t have a BBV in AL I’d name a battleship kearsarge

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[idle pier]

What is/was Kearsarge even

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966217168276586517/1467128874688188601/IMG_2749.gif

[sleek cape]

Wows ship

[radiant cipher]

oh wait

there's more

[idle pier]

Ik bruh. I mean where does the name come from

[dark solstice]

What about naming a BBV properly?

[radiant cipher]

[sleek cape]

A civil war fight I think

Someone fact check me

[rose spire]

Wait why is kearsarge in the pr/dr

[haughty gale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/498457216815202304/988874376487243796/4D775956-0501-4C1C-9D31-B4462CA224F5.gif

[sleek cape]

Wows collab

[idle pier]

Based

[radiant cipher]

Kearsarge is named after Mount Kearsarge

[rose spire]

I don’t get the idea of ships added into Al from wows sometimes

[radiant cipher]

!

[dark solstice]

Because they smart enough to realize it's a bad design

[radiant cipher]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Kearsarge_(Merrimack_County,_New_Hampshire)

get fact checked

[sleek cape]

[rose spire]

Hmmm nice land honestly would be peaceful to live

[radiant cipher]

oh btw
sodak
there's another 30 prelims for Montana

[rain valley]

the news would suggest otherwise

[radiant cipher]

I'm not going to post them all

[sleek cape]

Woah

[rose spire]

The news? What about it

[rain valley]

state of the US

that's about as much as I'll say, otherwise it's 'politics'

[rose spire]

Oh nvm got it

I’m not tryna get into politics

[radiant cipher]

look at Montana's machinery
so nicely subdivided
Yum

[royal tundra]

PR8: You're 8 years late

[rose spire]

[radiant cipher]

she's saying hi

[rose spire]

Plot twist it malfunctions and accidentally shoots

[dark solstice]

Don't salute like that in Germany

[rose spire]

Truly a willy d porter experience

[radiant cipher]

smh
rotten mind

[rustic sapphire]

Goofy aahh gun

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/колумбина-сандроне-геншин-беееее-успокойся-gif-17291544341871088648

[radiant cipher]

at that elevation
you'll find that shell somewhere in a swamp 25 miles inland

[sleek cape]

Back from cooking and uh

[dark solstice]

Boring target

[sleek cape]

Few ideas now

[radiant bobcat]

Imagine a Star Trek crossover.

[rose spire]

And I would NOT be tryna search that far

[dark solstice]

At least take out someone's outhouse

[radiant cipher]

smh

[radiant cipher]

that actually happened once

[rose spire]

The happy family of 4 house in shambles

[royal tundra]

Shrek: Sone ti... BOOM

[radiant cipher]

when the USN only had the Indian Head shooting range to test their guns (which was only 6 miles long), they were shooting at a big mound to stop any shells

one day
a shell hit another shell that was dug into the mound

and the fired shell shot upwards

and penetrated someone's house

[rose spire]

With that kind of luck I might buy a lottery ticket

[dark solstice]

Please tell me no one was killed

[radiant cipher]

noone was killed

here's a pic of the shell

with the family

[dark solstice]

Damn

[sleek cape]

Richie what about the idea of naming a BB after a civil war ship

[rose spire]

Honestly i expected more damage but by the looks of it only the porch was hit

[dark solstice]

At least those kids are smarter than me, I would be trying to roll it down a hill

[radiant cipher]

i also found another incident

🐄
💥

[rain valley]

rip milker

[sleek cape]

That poor cow

[dark solstice]

That's bloody awful 😔

[radiant cipher]

wait
there's more

[royal sigil]

did another moment happen?

[rain valley]

when your house is in a naval battle randomly

[dark solstice]

Lol

[rose spire]

I sensed cowpens when you said that

[sleek cape]

I wonder what’s new

[radiant cipher]

btw

there were people on that beach

[rain valley]

thankfully a different Cow

[rose spire]

Yeah wouldn’t want my main milk supply to be destroyed

[late shale]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

Maybe they are training for friendly fire

[radiant cipher]

mind you
the USN's Dahlgren naval proving ground
lies on the shore of the Potomac river

literally in the middle of one of the most densely populated areas of the US

[dark solstice]

People back then built different

[sleek cape]

Fun fact Missouri was kamikazed once

[rose spire]

Imagine you just having a good day minding your own business at the beach and next second you see a fucking battleship shooting a shell at your direction

[radiant cipher]

they were essentially shooting shells down the length of the river

[rose spire]

Not the…open ocean?

Wouldn’t that be safer

[radiant cipher]

yes

[rose spire]

Especially since the river is going in all directions

[dark solstice]

Point lookout before the Chinese invaded and the nukes fell

[radiant cipher]

but dahlgren has a pretty good safety record

despite hitting a cow

the danger becomes when the river is frozen over

[rose spire]

Well yeah makes sense

[radiant cipher]

this is what the shooting range looks like
it's basically all naval guns in USN service lined up pointing at the river

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-guns-i-need-more-firepower-i-need-more-weapons-firearms-gif-14694426

[dark solstice]

I see 16" gun wonder if they still test stuff in it?

[royal sigil]

why did I imagine a small army force going into battle carrying these

[tired crown]

They wanted to put these things on a ship with 8 of em

[rose spire]

This would be cool to look at but I hope I’m far away from the guns

I actually imagine my eardrums would explode if I heard it

[ember spindle]

because that's literally what azur lane is?

[dark solstice]

Wonder when your pic is from its looking a bit rundown now

[radiant cipher]

yes

but modern guns ofc

[tame hearth]

https://x.com/i/status/2017370203726979357
Absolute cinema

不死鳥@KYP (@Phoenix_KYP)

273人目のホノルルとケッコン致しました。
13面です。
#アズールレーン

X · Jan 30, 2026, 10:51 PM

[radiant cipher]

this is the safety standard

it's quite strict

[ember spindle]

<@&472236072743600148> crypto casino something something

[glacial valve]

<@&460646206851252224>

[radiant cipher]

this picture goes so hard @sleek cape

[stark fox]

Hey guys

[sleek cape]

True

Hi pin

[stark fox]

Posting big ass images telling us to ban someone makes shit harder to do

[tired crown]

[stark fox]

So unless you like the possibility of accidentally getting banned, please don't

[tired crown]

[stark fox]

It has happened once or twice in the past where we grab the wrong ID because Discord shimmied their names up

[tired crown]

Aight time for amimir

[radiant cipher]

https://youtu.be/5AUvdXKJvVI
here's pretty recent footage from Dahlgren!

back when the USN was not being screwed over

[rain valley]

they've been screwed over for loooong before that

[dark solstice]

Nice we only have a rifle gun range with flags 😕

[rose spire]

I would imagine it would be infact I prefer it to be strict this is a battle ship I’m on

[nova elm]

Morning

[dark solstice]

It's beside the beach I have never been down when the flag was up

They should target ships to test it and just say it's an accident

[rain valley]

Zumwalt fiasco began in 1994
it's been decades of bad

[rose spire]

Morning

[nova elm]

Okay nighty night

[dark solstice]

Wasn't the zumwalt were the bolted steel to aluminum?

[nova elm]

Wasn't that the LCS?

[rain valley]

yeah that was the other fiasco

[neon coral]

Sup chat

[hybrid moss]

omg finally happened

[neon coral]

Shikikan Body Pillow

[dark solstice]

We had to use special ceramic plates bolting stainless or aluminum to steel

[dark solstice]

And that's just on buildings

[sleek cape]

Watching supernatural while working on a OC

[nova elm]

Mmm art

[neon coral]

Also you fuckers finally put Enty at 1st place in the popularity poll

Congrats

[ember spindle]

💙

[dark solstice]

Rigged

[nova elm]

Essex won, Enty stole the vote

[stark fox]

It wasrigged fromthe start.

[dark solstice]

Where's Formi?

[rose spire]

PLESSE COME TO NETFLIX

PELEASE

[rain valley]

well yeah
they all have rigging

[neon coral]

Rapi treatment

[nova elm]

Damn. I got an NCR gif but no House gif

[neon coral]

Anyway NJ is definitely losing her chance in the JP polls

[dark solstice]

[radiant cipher]

@rain valley emancipation

[rain valley]

this is a picture of pure disappointment

[dark solstice]

I like that other one behind it

[nova elm]

The two cheese wedges

[rain valley]

you shouldn't
it's shit, and cracking in half

[dark solstice]

But yeah heard they had a lot of issues for some reason

[rose spire]

This design reminds me of something

Oh yeah like a paper plane

[nova elm]

Mmm... Bathtub.

[rose spire]

Where the fuck do you get bathtub out of this

[nova elm]

What could go wrong if your entire floor is a swimming pool

[neon coral]

Anyway

Oops wrong image

[nova elm]

Cute.

[nova elm]

Dummy

[dark solstice]

Like who is designing these and making such mess of it? Some random guy on the street?

[nova elm]

More likely whoever is designing the Merkava 3Bs

[haughty gale]

Zumwalt and Michael Monsoor yeah, aluminum for the deckhouse, Lyndon B. Johnson however, used steel.

The LCS incorporate aluminum all throughout the ship.

[ember spindle]

from what i understand the higher-ups can't commit to a single design and keep flip-flopping between projects and as a result nothing gets done and more arleigh burkes are thrown at whatever problem until it stops being a problem

[stark fox]

If you ask about the shitty Rump class.
I firmly beleive it is an AI image that he only made to stroke his ego and get a ship named after him when he realized that we weren't going to rename any of our Carriers

[nova elm]

Mmm yesh technical capabilities

[neon coral]

Shut up this is for safe keeping

[nova elm]

Something I ran away from

[haughty gale]

Well at least the Zummies get their chance of redemption by being the first ships in the USN to field hypersonics.

[nova elm]

You cant defeat the King of Siren Yapping

[rain valley]

I expect a self-destruct imminently

[neon coral]

Here's the right image

[nova elm]

Sell all the LCS to Saudi Arabia, they seem to like them anw

[radiant cipher]

pics that go hard

[nova elm]

I seriously thought that was molten metal in a refinery

[sleek cape]

3 barrels please

[rose spire]

It looks like a literal death beam but it’s pretty cool

[radiant cipher]

no mid

[nova elm]

Cursed. Go commit delete

[radiant cipher]

40mm bofors with tracers

[ember spindle]

man this server needs more reacts everywhere

[royal sigil]

lil enty is confused on whats going on

[haughty gale]

Saudi Arabia is partly the reason of why the Connies were cancelled, so nah, I say let em be

[haughty gale]

They kept mission editing their own LCS design in slipways where the Connies were supposed to be built

[radiant cipher]

eh

[neon coral]

Now how do we secretly put Rapi's unhinged mind onto Enty

[royal sigil]

unless the subject matter is about lil enty, then it will be random with regards to reacts

[radiant cipher]

what about:

[rain valley]

the Connies were cancelled because they're scope-crept to be nothing like the original platform
and they are of questionable ability

[sleek cape]

I mean I have millions more

[dark solstice]

Nowadays health and safety wouldn't be happy about those planks

[rain valley]

went from what, a planned 80% built similarity with the original, to nearly 10%?

[radiant cipher]

btw
you know about the USN pre dreadnoughts?
specifically the Kearsarge and Illinois class with their 2 x 2 13" guns?

[sleek cape]

Yeah

[teal girder]

would they ever build a gun like abercrombie MGM ?

[civic knot]

Enty, that's your little sister! Not our child!
Enty wait No wait don't aaaa

[radiant cipher]

they bored one out to 16"

[haughty gale]

That is mostly the case for the first part yes. The FREMMs or any other foreign design aren’t built to USN DC standards at all. The USN had to rebuild the entire ship’s layout just to satisfy said standards. But if left as is and if the construction delays didn’t happen which indirectly influenced Congress’ minds about the class, then they would’ve been a perfect successor to the Perries, way better than what we got, aka FF(X).

[radiant cipher]

: ))))

you should use that on a 3x3 BB

[sleek cape]

[teal girder]

handheld version 16inch

[sleek cape]

Will do

[haughty gale]

The class had a great naming scheme too

[radiant cipher]

give it extremely thick belt and deck armor sodak

[dark solstice]

Ever have a squeeze bore big goon?

[radiant cipher]

Kearsarge : D

[rose spire]

What

[radiant cipher]

nah that was never done afaik

[rose spire]

What ship is this? Has a very nice elegant design

[radiant cipher]

it's Kearsarge (BB-5)

[haughty gale]

Insane curves

[sleek cape]

It’s a Iowa with Montana levels of armor currently

[teal girder]

where is the plane part of it?

[sleek cape]

Kearsarge

[radiant cipher]

no make it a 3x3 standard

[haughty gale]

Boccher ship

https://tenor.com/view/kearsarge-azur-lane-azur-lane-skullie-gif-9552082967823651773

[sleek cape]

Wrong kearsarge guys

[teal girder]

I dont see how do you shoot seaplanes from that

[sleek cape]

[rose spire]

It just looks so elegant and beautiful

[rain valley]

and thus the USN is now at over 30 years of design failures, since the first iteration of the Zumwalt planning started
and the success that is the Ford is being threatened for shipyard space and materiel by the BBG
rip

[sleek cape]

Wdym

[teal girder]

Ford?

[sleek cape]

[rain valley]

Gerald R Ford

[sleek cape]

This is AL kearsarge

[teal girder]

boo thought theres a ship named after Harrison Ford

[jagged knot]

Hi people

[sleek cape]

Hi

[haughty gale]

To doompost, the battleship will fuck over the US shipbuilding capability until the 2040s and beyond

[gentle charm]

bulge

[rain valley]

Hollywood-class
USS Hollywood
USS Harrison Ford
USS Tom Cruise
USS Clint Eastwood

[teal girder]

AMC Nicole Kidman

[haughty gale]

At least the tech from the DDG(X) program got implemented on the crappy battleship

[rain valley]

that's the key
it'll go nowhere, but waste all of the time and money doing so

[merry robin]

Internet is so peak i cant watch a shorts

[late shale]

Hmm

[merry robin]

[rain valley]

ah well
I praise our new Chinese overlords

[dark solstice]

Hell yea

[rose spire]

Tom cruise?😭

Clint Eastwood?😭

[merry robin]

[teal girder]

good hollywood peoples

[rose spire]

What did I come back too😭

[rain valley]

randomness

[merry robin]

USS Arnold Schwarzenegger

[radiant cipher]

like uss Arizona
but with only 1 rear turret

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-fire-gun-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-15046237

[rain valley]

not American-born, so doubtful

[sleek cape]

That typa hull?

[merry robin]

Well Austrian

KMS then?

[teal girder]

until Arnold become president he wont get a ship

[rose spire]

Oh trust me I could tell

[rain valley]

he can't become president

[teal girder]

just being optimistic

[shut crane]

iirc american presidents ahve to be born american

[teal girder]

if Trump can run it back, anything can happen

[rose spire]

HMAS Australia

[peak knoll]

never seen this before

[shut crane]

soon™

[merry robin]

[peak knoll]

i guess tomorrow

[merry robin]

They hidin smthin

[teal girder]

obama

[haughty gale]

Date blocked

[peak knoll]

idk why they locked it though since i just bought like 12 others

[merry robin]

[shut crane]

what about obama?

[radiant cipher]

me and my bros on the naval proving ground range

[sleek cape]

True

[teal girder]

he didnt qualify but didnt get fired

[shut crane]

[rain valley]

didn't know we had birthers in the chat
but that tracks

[dark solstice]

They fired people at it insanity

[shut crane]

reminder that hawaii is still an american state

[peak knoll]

wasnt hawaii the state that they said he was born in

but apparently he was born in like oman or something

idk what the conspiracy was again i forgot

[shut crane]

I don't remember either - I try not to spend too much brain space on dumb racist conspiracies

[peak knoll]

Theories alleged that Obama's published birth certificate was a forgery – that his actual birthplace was not Hawaii but Kenya.

his father was kenyan i think

[dark solstice]

Conspiracy theories are fun tho

[dark solstice]

Conspiracy that this dudes song was designed to piss me off in the 2000's

[rose spire]

[rain valley]

that about sums up birther stuff yeah
the 'where' he was supposedly born had a few options

[peak knoll]

some even said he was british

[modern yoke]

never gonna give you up

[rose spire]

Here is a cute cat gif

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-meme-red-cat-chinese-gif-11885762802850227540

[shut crane]

the funniest conspiracy is the vaccines - I just love smallpox spreading everywhere

[rose spire]

When you speed stuff
Up by 2x it becomes 2x faster

[peak knoll]

uk recently lost our smallpox eradicated status

[shut crane]

not a real country

[teal girder]

orarara

[rain valley]

I... yeah that tracks for the direcetion of the UK lately

[rain valley]

that's because it's not a country

[rose spire]

Alr gn yall it’s 4am

[shut crane]

lies, it's 19am

[rose spire]

What

[peak knoll]

no its 5pm

[sleek cape]

Can we lowk make the sodak guns better

[radiant cipher]

uh

[rose spire]

Guys look at your times better it’s clearly 4:148 pm

[radiant cipher]

the Mk.7 exists

but we can always improve the projectile

like they did historically

[haughty gale]

2 minutes left before 4:150 clearly

[radiant cipher]

when they introduced the 16" Mk.8 mod 6, they sent out a memo to all 16" armed ships in the fleet to immediately go and swap their older 16" Mk.8's for this new round!

it was that much better

[dark solstice]

Follow the light

[radiant cipher]

this is that shell btw

with the round nose

[stable plank]

thanks obama

[dark solstice]

My boss would want us to throw that over our shoulder and carry it

[rose spire]

It is now 4:150

[sleek cape]

So far

[rose spire]

I’m not even 60kg I’d break instantly

[sleek cape]

Sodak but Iowa size (srry I prefer my ships longer) and erm a name that isn’t a US state

[radiant cipher]

I could take it

[rose spire]

I believe in you

[shut crane]

big chonk

[peak knoll]

like illustrious sitting on u

[rose spire]

What

[radiant cipher]

I love it so much
With its cute round nose

Perfect for patting

[dark solstice]

You just need to make it explode to reduce the weight

[peak knoll]

formidable is heavier

[dark solstice]

Rude

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450032084599967805/formicatoverweight.gif

[peak knoll]

those ammo are just styrofoam too

hollow

[sleek cape]

Richie hear me out on this part

Sodak but Iowa bridge

[rose spire]

The shells barely have weight to them

[rain valley]

in comparison, yea

[rose spire]

Okk but deadass gn yall

[sleek cape]

Gn

[rose spire]

I’m actually going to sleep this time

[radiant cipher]

Ok

[sleek cape]

Peak or not peak

[radiant cipher]

Idk

Not that big of a change

[sleek cape]

Working on the small easy things first

[earnest condor]

Why have the 16 sobbers on the z47 skin announcement not been obliterated

[stable plank]

formidable boobs

[rain valley]

Cow milkers

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/monstermusume-anime-gif-4816812

[radiant cipher]

VEINS

[teal girder]

heavy

[radiant cipher]

I love veins

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/80s-back-to-the-future-1985-pX3q0vHXKjwOY

[lusty marsh]

Is this true

[ember spindle]

the matter is cowpens, of course it's true

[molten obsidian]

No, I changed the original text

[lusty marsh]

Unfortunate

[rain valley]

changing the original text?
unheard of

[static sparrow]

I'll start w15 tomorrow and I hope cow will milk(heal) my units alright🙏

[rain valley]

despite being a cow, she sure is the goat

[late shale]

Hmm

[rain valley]

aight, I'm outta here
heading over to my parents'. mom and I are catching up on new Star Trek

[stable plank]

dont let gph hear you call cowpens good

[rain valley]

wait... they don't think she's good?

[ember spindle]

huh tf does gph have against cow
she's a healer cv

[rain valley]

she's one of the best secondary healers, bordering on primary
plus solid damage output

[idle pier]

Cowpens mid. She ain't as hot as my goat Aquila🇮🇹

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/iwantsomemilkkeyandpeele-gif-20944347

I’m joking lol

[hallow hearth]

I’m still delighted that the Vtuber Numi is genuinely one of us. She’s got an extensive oath list and everything. Plus she has sent in recorded messages for the anniversary streams.

[rain valley]

I wouldn't call this gph questioning her value

[stark fox]

Shame she’s not real Kow

[radiant cipher]

[earnest condor]

[radiant cipher]

Manjuu pls

[karmic delta]

Hello

[gentle charm]

they are so big 😭

way too large for my liking

[gentle charm]

my shelf can hold her though

[radiant cipher]

Hi hi

[gentle charm]

hiii

[mental frigate]

[rustic sapphire]

More hindy

[radiant cipher]

Omg
Henderson field

[gentle charm]

from my friend

[radiant cipher]

Very nice

Modernized Lyon

[mental frigate]

Riche

[normal badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-its-so-beautiful-gif-15644547

[idle citrus]

Still no implacable skin

[pastel oracle]

I have faith it will be very soon

[normal badge]

the lyon's 16 AP salvo is ridiculous in OP 😂

[mental frigate]

Yorrichi

[idle citrus]

I don't know man odds are slim since she is royal ur and they never get more the 1 skin 6 years for drake

[pastel oracle]

I got a good feeling about this time

[idle citrus]

If it happens i most certainly will return to get it

[pastel oracle]

I will ping you if it happens

[normal badge]

drake need FS10 more than a skin 😂

[pastel oracle]

[modern yoke]

Impla in exchange

[pastel oracle]

I will get all her copies

[idle citrus]

Also want a magic girl vanguard skin with an animation of her failing mid transformation and to show her in lingerie with garter belt

[rustic sapphire]

That's very specific

[radiant glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-chef-masterchef-lilb-gif-13910066

[idle citrus]

With her being all embarrassed would be peak

Insta buy

[rustic sapphire]

Vanguard is forgoten she will never get an other skin sadly

[idle citrus]

Hey man that's all the royal ur ships

[rustic sapphire]

Lion will probably get a skin this year

[gentle charm]

wide hips

[rustic sapphire]

Thicc

[neon coral]

damn

where all of those Regensburg fans at

why yo waifu on bottom poll

[karmic delta]

Hendy

[clever gazelle]

Who

[rustic sapphire]

hindenburger > regensburger

[radiant cipher]

Nice

You using the blueprint?

[hearty salmon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lego-batman-bruce-wayne-MMmi1OhyPrQ2kU8ixS

[regal swan]

Please vote Ulrich von hutten pls pls pls

[normal badge]

I voted for her but don't think it's enough haha

[regal swan]

Welp thanks I just wanted my second wife to one😭😭😭

[neon coral]

not even Elf milf lovers can break through Musashi

[regal swan]

I can if I insisted tho

[solemn thunder]

Enty was 3rd last time on the vote how is she 1st on the finals

[neon coral]

they had enough of Enty losing and they saw that Rapi won on her poll

[solid whale]

atleast rapi has a personality

[solemn thunder]

Ishikawa yui buff huh, valid ngl

[regal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-shield-rahhh-thiccatina-gif-2077174781171827192

[neon coral]

being an Unhinged Pervert

[solemn thunder]

I wish that enty meta is unhinged like red rapi, gotta make sure to be aggressive to shikikan before it's too late

[lament palm]

Rapi borrowed her personality

The same way she borrowed her color palette

[neon coral]

definitely

[neon coral]

when the Potato is finally got out of the Excuse Me Imma go somewhere Jail

[regal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/honey-new-jersey-azur-lane-gif-1282001948151984021

[neon coral]

she's gonna get a Bunnygirl skin

[modern dew]

dude i know thats you IRL

[modern yoke]

Musashi: i need more bullet

[regal swan]

Shi I feel like I need to play azure lane rn cuz of Musashi

[modern dew]

no

play al for me

im right here

[modern yoke]

[proud estuary]

I destroy psi

Woohoo I won

[modern dew]

erm

when

what time

[proud estuary]

I said it first so I win

[neon coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1244043700234096672/20240526_004407.gif

[proud estuary]

Nananana boo-boo

Pbbbbttt

https://tenor.com/view/9-nine-sora-niimi-cute-anime-girl-tongue-out-gif-13642941587813015824

[pine oasis]

Most normal argument in kindergarden

[west totem]

Kindergarteners have arguments???

[pine oasis]

The kids you twat

[pine oasis]

Oh fuck

[neon coral]

it goes like this:
lalala you are meanie poopoo head

[west totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mens-belts-leather-belt-gif-14477638582423282630

[pine oasis]

The power of christ compells you

[west totem]

NO

[west totem]

I like the scream of minors

Music to my ears

[modern yoke]

[proud estuary]

“I’m the biggest”

[west totem]

Their brainrotted selves deserve it

[proud estuary]

Is an average 4 year old argument

[pine oasis]

…..valid point

[proud estuary]

“No im the biggest!”

[neon coral]

what kind of screams

https://giphy.com/gifs/james-doakes-iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

[west totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mens-belts-leather-belt-gif-14477638582423282630

[proud estuary]

This guy isn’t allowed to use public washrooms

Lmfao

[modern yoke]

Although actually I don't really like small children

[west totem]

I personally like the thick brown leather belts with a square buckel

[west totem]

Excuse me?

[proud estuary]

When he grows up and has kids, the other parents kids aren’t allowed to get into his car

[west totem]

Driving???

I get to have a car?

https://tenor.com/view/driving-in-my-car-right-after-a-beer-asgore-deltarune-undertale-deltarune-meme-gif-3544505773487620571

[pine oasis]

beer materializes in hand

[west totem]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

Genuinely

[modern yoke]

[solid whale]

my car keys materializing in my hand when im 12 beers deep

[pine oasis]

You arent alone

[modern dew]

damn

[modern dew]

he is

we are all hallucinations

[pine oasis]

Oh right

Forgot that

Im just a ghost

[abstract ingot]

that but for my bike

and driving on the sidewalk

[pine oasis]

I saw that

Leave bisco alone

[abstract ingot]

soggy bread

[abstract ingot]

ark royal not doing something evil for once?

[meager marsh]

Huh…. She didn’t do anything weird like drooling all over her …….

Suspicious

[meager marsh]

Theres gotta be somethin in that lollipop I don’t trust her

[shut crane]

ulrich von hot

[pine oasis]

Hot as always

[proud estuary]

I made stir fry

[pine oasis]

Nice food

[proud estuary]

Very healthy uwu

[rustic sapphire]

Yummy

[solid whale]

AL x Gears of war

fem marcus

[proud estuary]

Doms wife playable

[solid whale]

anya

[gentle charm]

phat

[hard vine]

I like waifus

[proud estuary]

Dom death scene

B carmine death scene

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-db-dbz-dbs-dragon-ball-gif-18796533

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-chewing-smile-also-me-gif-17697411

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mirabeau-studio-sfm-gif-4418297572663219480

[solid whale]

I wish i was an adult when GoW was coming out so i could have bought a lancer

[proud estuary]

There’s not enough game series where main characters actually die

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-emile-spartan-emile-halo-reach-emile-halo-gif-27023454

Emile

[solid whale]

shoutout to jorge

[solid whale]

he was a real one

[stable plank]

was

[torpid kettle]

well in reach that wasnt rly suprising xD

[stable plank]

[solid whale]

[proud estuary]

Was very epic to watch as a kid

[solid whale]

shoutout to noble six 1/10000ing a covenant army

[stable plank]

i remember a youtube video of that scene with the laugh track mutation on and the comments were very good popcorn material

[proud estuary]

pretty much everyone Halo reach dies was such a good game

[solid whale]

reach was my first M rated game and my first halo

[solid whale]

i was scared of the violence a little bit cause i was a lil bitch at 7 years old

then It entranced me

[torpid kettle]

and then came the downfall with halo 5 xD

[solid whale]

love halo reach

[proud estuary]

I don’t think I could even finish halo 4

[solid whale]

dare I say I adore halo reach

dour yet hopeful games just hit different

[fading plinth]

Halo reach was my first halo game I’ve ever played, but I haven’t gotten far though since the 360 my father bought stopped working a while ago

[proud estuary]

I stopped playing those series I guess probably because I got into pc gaming

[fading plinth]

then I later play a game called… Azur lane

[modern dew]

you stopped playing games to play with my toes

[pine oasis]

You can still through Xbox game pass

[solid whale]

master chief collection

[proud estuary]

When I was a kid I stoped paying attention to all my hobbies and friends and family and spent all my time obsessed over some guy on discord

It was stupid

[solid whale]

shoutout to the lobotomites over at microsoft for remastering gears of war 1 again for playstation instead of making the marcus fenix collection

[proud estuary]

If I could be back I would never date online

[solid whale]

may microsoft go bankrupt when the AI bubble explodes

[torpid kettle]

about time.....but i doubt prices will go down again :/

[solid whale]

this is purely out of spite

[modern dew]

you still are

wassup..

[solid whale]

they didnt make the marcus collection

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-man-smile-beautiful-handsome-gif-5081666615992575027

[proud estuary]

did you hear the news

someone met up on roblox and went missing

but thats actually not true, and they just had enough of life

[gentle charm]

wide hips

[modern dew]

that's what'll happen to you when you pull up to my lair

you will be added into my cauldron

[proud estuary]

I'll take over your den

[thorn shard]

https://youtu.be/VlipcTg2TvU?si=czy2nxDiqgxIOj0Q
I think Youtube messed up didnt see this suggestion

[proud estuary]

I once had a business man from florida approach me

[proud estuary]

he had a flight ready for me

get on, and I will disappear

I didnt know his name or anything, but I knew it was true

I didnt do it of course thats why I'm here

the world is scary and if you wanna go missing its not hard

anyways

[pine oasis]

Interesting development

[stiff forum]

Official art btw

[west totem]

Zamn

[pine oasis]

Well not surprising regarding one of the loading screens

[west totem]

Which one?

[stiff forum]

Yep there's many

[modern dew]

yea thats why you should pull up

[stiff forum]

Many of them

[modern dew]

make him go missing

[west totem]

I don't think they're flying a plane