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I managed to turn a decisive defeat into a close victory where I only actually lost one unit, I'm not quite legendoftotalwar yet but for a skaven vs dwarf battle that's pretty decent performance
She's my first and my last


I still remember Manjuu almost forgetting her mole on her bunny skin. Such an important detail
I tried to order prinz eugen sunglasses too..... Can't reach here..... 
I hate my location
i wish i would have all her skins but i have the "Important ones" clears throat
ahh the deal with it glasses don't you get them everywhere?
-# aka the ones with the biggest boobage
if i would have a waifu body + gender i would do a cosplay
Become the waifu
dosen't apply to me i'm ugly af
Same. Such a curse
Surgery can solve that 
surgery can't fix the mistakes nature did
Surgery is expensive
We are toast
Quick to the nearest intersection!!!
isekai me at Azur lane

The society here will kill me
so does my longing to my waifu
the secret of skaven vs dwarf is that you've paid for the entire map so you should use the entire map
i had many waifus before but Prinz Eugen damn....she's something special
I’m trying the bird nest and fungus drink @teal girder
It's truly special to finally find that one waifu you stick with for the rest of your life.
Hell yeah! i'll take her to my grave
are you an ogre?
shitty 3D women can blow me
It’s not that bad but knowing what it is makes it gross lol
It been so many and I'm still stuck to prinz eugen
disappointed in them as fuck
I know swallow nest is a thing, but what fungus though?
You know what the most expensive coffee are made out of?
elephant poop
My poop
Cat shit
AWWW
lol
right
We're winning!!
yeah I think there was something about it
but elephant poop mattered aswell
I think
That why I eat coffee from the tree instead of the drink
Civet poop

I just like boobs
based
I LIKE BOOBS
Oh and the most expensive tea are made of panda poop
I like thighs more but like boobs too
What
Actually
Why is a good question to
Fake Eugen 
Never heard of it?
I have thighs in third place
No
Boobs!
YES YES YES YES YES
Everybody calls their hits
HEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE
if i would send Eugens ones i would get warned again
Her smile 10/10
Her Character 10/10
Her Looks 10/10

Overrated

She's more popular than some UR
boobs... i need my face in them
So in conclusion, edible bird nest drink tastes not bad.
Mommy Eugen
HEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE YES YES I AGREE
She's a huge star Wars nerd, just saying 
I wanna..sleep.on them
Woah lets not act like we are 12 lol

i know you love boobs so much
I just like boobs am I not allowed to say that?
HEHEHEEEHEHEHHE

You are :3
Good
HOT DOGGITY DAM
Miss, I saw you were fine. Do you want me to take your sit for you
I CAN SEE HER ASS FUCK YEAHHHH
Nuh uh

You've seen a horny 12 years old? 

Yeah I was 12 once
Atleast I do
Duh
And I knew myself back then
I actually skipped the ages 1 12 30 80 100 I’m actually 632 years old
Dying is boring
So i just don’t die
Every...elf character in anime
I remember when I was a kid highschool dxd was the rage amongst all my friends
Understandable after seeing all you think about is boobs 

Bunch of little gooners

Breasts are symbolic for feminity and fertility. 
My neck hurt cuz of that bad sleeping position
Yeah this is somehow true
FINE ASS AND BOOBS MAM
There is more to life than boobs
Thanks for the compliment 
I think you should never stop being you
Yeah that was my first
I’m just teasing ya anyways
BOOBIES

NEVER HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
-# ass 'n thighs?
- waist and face
When i first watched Azur lane (didn't know the game existed) i thought it gonna be a ship war but dyem after seeing their figures my mind change


Nah..thighs arse and boobs are all i need
I love the heart soul body and mind of my woman, all of her
This is the most cursed thing ive seen in ages
Shipter
hehe. .better this way

I live so I can goon. I breathe so I can goon.
This reminds me of the time when I was a ship in azur lane
type shit
I just saw the most fastest insect in the world
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! HOT HER!!!!
who do you think she learned the special touch from 

I'd pound it in 
Being a drunkard gives her that ability naturally
Me personally, I like personality more too
That thing is lying.... Don't fall for it
I just like all of her more

What thing
Okay
wait isn't she chronically tired?
It 6:20am gonna get up from bed now
Chronically sleepy because she wants to fight

at the anime i'm at episode 4 or so
She's in a perpetual state of hangovers
I wanna dress myself as an anime girl and wear a mask with wig

Very early
in short wanna be pretty
i would be Eugen fr
Goodbye, I'm going to another city today
How someone presents themself to the outside world is a great look into their personality
Oh
I would be hindenburg
How they physically appear
I woke up 4:30am in the morning just to feed my girls and watch documentary videos
Is a great way to get a judgement of personality
fuck the outside world ...
they see you and judge you wat u are
ohh nice
I wake up at 2 am because my sleeping schedule is abnormal and I can't sleep anymore
If Akagi gave me this look I wouldn’t even care I’d happily let her beat me up
I don't mind all of them
This dude likes being dominated by girls
And now I ended up on continuing building my MG gundam
I have 3 of them now and my yandere collection is finished
I let all of em beat me up
Yes, YES I DO.

I only got Roon and taihou
Actually think I got rid of taihou
Or she just disappeared
Not yet until you get Junyou & San Jacinto

why can't you just be normal
He's normal according to the gooner standards 
Define "Beat me Up"
There was a girl in my varsity team that always slugged me in the stomach every time she said hello
I draw the line at armpits
She loves you

Yeah she decided she owns me on her own



Wym I’m always normal
Hey man I think she likes you
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


Essex needs nakhimov photoshot level of l2d skin
i will pay
the last one was kinda eh with the hose
thinking about the biker one
or the ballgown one
People are normal in ALO?
we don't do HE SAP or AP damage. That means normal

When times get bad headpat a shipgirl
we all play AL
none of us here are normal

we play AL with Prinz Adalbert bathtimg skin
Musashi swimsuit skin pls 🥺
Make it
Idk how
Hello chat
and just warp atago's noggin
“Normal” and “Alo”💔
Damn
I probably can't do it sent i don't now how

Would amagi-chan still be alive
So cute atago
that's half the atago headpat gif already
Okay
I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE
YES MISS
Cute
Yea

It’s a mess
Wake up from nap, look out window, ship girl is actually standing outside across the road starring, lay down and continue my dream
like when leon is limping
and he grunts
i didnt know he had that effect on women
im taking notes bro
and those biceps
Sheer impossibility

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2017266563494060528
who is in the background
LeBron
Yeah
What is this divine creation
Oml
This
This…is peak
Amagi speen is why i live
This funny
james


Baseball skin but not for Bogue or Intrepid 🥀

I hate this game
Mid skin

Come here
LION SPOTTED LION

I need food
GAH

Only 16.7 damn
she looks like a severely malnourished child
i also know another lions too
she looks like kiyohime from fate series
hakuryuu


Hello Kaiser



speen to win
wormin out
awooga
SPEEN

Yeeeehaw
i dont have the one of her weightlifting from slow ahead anymore
honestly surprised nobody made a re edit meme of that pic of her doing this

mmm my cola taste like apple
I want to sniff the sweat on her abs muscles 

lick
.....same....

Yanderepsycho?? 

what about this one

I want to lick that abs 

Who she

Canon skk is disgusting. Case closed.



Unless you would pick Island skk
brest breasts
Because we don't need one.
there is Power armor skk but 
And also "Canon Skk"
Lmao when 2 of the ones you showed don't have a fucking face
Dating mod when?
Several shipgirls have threatened to put me in their cannons
"In"
also it bothers me that the male and female counterparts arnt all in the same order
Jean Bart threatened to hang me from her cannons
I’m blind, explain in al terms.
calcium cannons?
Also considering that most of those games only have an official version because they are 3rd person games, feels disingenuous
Actually like 80% of them
what
🆙

how retrofits works for DDGs
mode change
fires missiles
What the hell
just anime things
I told ppl sago dessert is frog eggs lol
This is even worse than the time I saw an anime girl turn into a mecha
henkei shoujou
is it the anime it's from
azur lane be like
Is the message you sent before this gif the name to the anime or not
big boobies
Konbanwa nerds
that's henkei shoujou
So its the Character name then?
this one is "Sasami-san@Ganbaranai"
no the anime name is henkei shoujou
Oh okay
So does it eat through the human mouth or the spider mouth?
Got it
Wander into her web and find out >:)
(she's actually a jumping spider so maybe just stay where you are?)
I bet giant fluffy jumping spider girls give the best hugs
What the frock
Missouri when?
acupuncture
A perfect ass for spanking 
Nah she going be one doing that to sirens
why
just over 24hrs left to spend you last OpSi action points
I still got a few books to go
Wish the anime got a second season
new member
video with a blank screen to start as the thumbnail
sus
How the Missouri is going be fighting the sirens be like(credits battleship movie)
This my be accurate
sorry
epic move, epic scenes
Move they did is called club halling
I think you mean
drifting a battleship
Yea that move
it's kinda sus. I scrubbed through the video
best to describe it: NJ as Cortana for ODST
formi turned into cat


there needs to be a second Battleship movie
more Iowas
Texas
as many Essexes as they can pay for
Battleship 2: Fuck It, We Ball
nah formi smashed the cat
Hi
Can’t make gold twice
Dead chat for a dead game frfr
I demand one glass of milk

was checking to see if the Lincoln CSG has started their inevitable attack yet
hadn't checked the news since lunch
Cow boob posting can now continue
New Jersey
oh nice, hadn't realized they gave her an actual fabric top for that one
I’m a guy
pov: nuked the facebook page
YAYY
Turq that doesn’t make sense you can’t just nuke a facebook page or facebook itself would get blown up
... tbh, that would be an improvement for facebook
I found new jersey oath skin figure ₹54,446.47 ($593.8867)

that is... way too expensive
Hehe boobs
that label emoji is my face when boobs
lego sucks at this point
BRUH how did u can get lexi in 31st jan
You don't open your pulls until later 

Bluebrixx, Cobi and what not deliver better quality at lower prices
probably a build that was done during the event, but not completed until now
They didnt click finish her till today
I had a Alsace for months on my alt

do you think if i trip on enough fent I can manifest atago irl
no matter who you pull, still no yamato in big 2026
You can, but she wont stay for long

🥀
Lolimato this year, trust 

What
to me twisted tea is just tea
Raora
cat
we will get Yamato before GTA 6
funny pasta cat
Maybe
thats the yogurt effect
Iowa before gta6
Doom

Burger
M
Hmmm what’d you get?
Hmmmmm cool cool
Looking for a guild. Lvl 120

I joined a random one and called it a day
I don't see a real point in joining an actual active guild
The monthly guild operation thinf
Plate are plate


Ohh I recognize your name, we used to be on the same guild lol
Looks very neat and cute
not only do I have no friends irl, im such a loser i dont even face time any of my online friends
Hmmm my current one used to a bit active. Now it seems everyone dropped it
crony
Insane to just drop outta nowhere
sorry yeah I need therapy
Me too bro me too
I found a coping mechanism for myself tho
180kmh on a motorcycle
Makes everything feel better
sounds like a death wish to me
Who the blue hair?
the sudden stop of a couple hundred meters
Wait do my guild coins reset when I leave a guild
be careful
No if I'm lucky enough it'll be the sudden stop to the front of a semi
The ones in shop, no
Ohhh nice tyty
Only as careful as I need to be
Not got much to live for anyway lol
Ayo
You can always live for tiddie
kiss kiss fall in love

al-general X al-art O
yes, make my bean soup better
Cowpen can help making milk coffee
Bean
feeling super rich today
pls buy me gems
Send me an UR bulin
Give me lion
BLOW ME UP LION
what I feel and reality don't really match
if you give me your Kurumis
14 days to valentine mail
UR vs SR (park place vs Tennessee avenue in Monopoly)
Jail
Azur lane is about shipccubuses that are trying to drain you and you have to survive
I think everyone here failed
WTF u got room for 4 additional kurumi in the bed
from my point of view, we are playing as the vice commander, we witness all the shipfus being affectionate with him.
that's why when we oath the ships, we are standing at the back of the church/wedding, we don't see the entrance
we see the ceremonial area
So you’re a cuck
private dorm is for us to take the shipfus and have private escapades
My mind is definitely not wired that way
why else have 2 affection system
Where is 2
2?
I mean if that’s your experience that’s great
one is the affinity to oath, the other is private dorm
It’s definitely not how I experienced it
I dont even have the dorm so 0 clue
I just like to corrupt things
Siren Formi?
yes siren formi
siren anchorage

Apparently some people self insert into stuff when there is an actual mc, like let’s say watching a harem anime, they think they are the main character
Which I have always thought is very odd
But apparently some guys do that
Married with 2 kids?
That's Ark ending
cough 5-6 seasons of rental Gf cough
I found it really hard to believe at first but there is apparently people who do that
Even worse, 2 kids and a streamer dog
Borf
Hors
I guess Nina from FMA found herself a new family and a job
I only found out people self insert as the mc when I heard that
this is why people get very obsessive to an unhealthy degree over harem things
Brown dust 2 players were outraged that there was romance in the story
Mambo Mambo!
And that’s why they have scrapped the entire brown dust 2 story now
And all the male characters
its also common that these same people get upset at the MC because its not actually them

The brown dust 2 mc was also removed too
Because of this
I'm glad I self insert as a side character... without eyes
I dont get self-inserts in general
that way I can lewd side characters all I want
like ...
What happen to reading to enjoy the story
in any media

Azur lane is self insert, blue archive is, Nikke is
They are my favorite yeah :3
somehow i dont feel that way
pretty much all gacha game is a self insert, even when they try to make an established character as the MC like genshin or gfl
Hmm, arknight? Cus like 80% of the story dont even involve dokutah
It’s just how visual novels work
imagine game states "decision affects the outcome"
but does nothing
yes
Dispatch moment
why bother then
The alteration in question: slightly different dialogue that changes nothing
Also one of the worst things that happened in VN-styled games
The illusion of choice
The slightly different alteration can be some pretty sexy moments, well at least in Nikke. If you are prone to sweet talking the ladies you will get the action, which is really nice ^~^
the last game that I played that had mission fails affecting future gameplay was Descent Freespace and Earthsiege 2.
I failed the mission now the enemy I failed to kill is gonna kill my escort target
And I hunt that sexy moments, but its more an exception than anything else
gohan should just kill krillin
Columbina!
One that I can vividly remember is there being an option to pick up Sakura, and if you do it’s spicy and if you don’t it’s lame
badass fucking skeleton
Spooky skeleton
Shield action
vocaloid jinx
there be treasure
Personally I remember Rosanna for the very sexy action, don't know about Sakura

What happened to Miku
She became brazilian
Omg! It brazilian nj!


she went to Brazil and soaked up the culture
And next she met Brazilian Miku
looking like NJ with a tan
When she comeback she have a crave for football
the skeletons in my closet are banging on shields
are you sure they not having a bone party?
distinct metallic clanging
just leave on auto a monitor while you sleep
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Yamato
Dont let your dream be meme
I thought I was feeling rich, turns out I don't have cheese
Cheese factory time
gotta eat bread dip in bean soup
lol
you know what the crazy part..
I bought 60 slices of cheese yesterday
well cheese product
Rat ate them all?
only if he finds where I live
And where do you live?
my postal code is 62353535
That looks like a street fighter special move
pizza hut delivery number
One message removed from a suspended account.
I live in Singapore
Food bill comes out to be 67.420
Good number
Dumb blondie
Valiant is the one taking the pic 
the fog is coming
Spoot got a good grip on this
Brazilian NJ W
Afternoon gents
Pro tip for those who are starting out washing a car
After washing
Forget wiping dry
Start er up
And send it to 120KMPH (75MPH) the wind will blow dry
MILFS
I SEE MILFSSSSS
MILFSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Wash the car
Then it's raining

Janus Dewey Mogador
Recreating midnight club on germany
nice
Unfortunately it struggeled to get past 50kmph on an uphill
GTA 6 HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN TO APRIL 2027
But my god does it ever smoke people in the corners
Now give us midnight club series remastered
gta is a scam atp
My Corona has more horsepower than that 
My hips have 5000 horsepower when I see gouden leeuw
yeah, power-to-weight ratio is important too
Problem is the peak power comes at 4.2k but the ECU auto shifts at 2k
Hm
But if you shift it to Sport mode the ECU will allow up to 3k before shifting
Gouden’s Milk research facilities have enough torque to make me scream to goo goo ga ga
My horsepower will turn into 5k if she let me hit
If enty was a streetracer, It would have been her car
It's a German car kinda looks cursed
Or in that game, she could solo the career mode with Cobalt SS
Stock 
peak car
Outrunning German police with this would be fun

sure sounds like fun
Owari da, Cross

i just wanna drift around the streets of japan in a GR86
For the small price of 1 thousand USD you can
Just buy Forza
And a sim rig
i finally made it to the top
I love fire
Fire is hot
How's the view?
Beautiful sunrise or sunset?
高雄・・・💢💢💢
今回の高雄スキンが歴代ぶっちぎり1位に躍り出ました💢
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That V8 overrev lives rent free in my mind
Oh hey, time to play my game. How much damage did they do?
Guess right for a chance to win nothing
Boobs
Breasts
Tiddies
Milkers
I’m sorry but it’s really funny how her boobs jiggle likr that
Gay people jumpscare. Shiver in your Timbers
It’s pretty interesting how Clemenceau only had one skin ever since her release in 2023
egg and chef
wheatbix and milk
Boobs and milk
chef DvD
Milkers and cereal
Most newly released ships suffer the same fate sooner or later.
Give them some love
Ong verplant 
Well kinda true ig
chef egg
Eggs bacons
thats the yogurt effect
Wild name
💀
implacable is a ur and doesn't even have an l2d skin

guys, what are the odds Enty losing the top spot on the rankings?
On both my nuts she won’t
Gun

I’m saying facts enty will stay in 1
Dead chat
gob

I just opened discord and this guy is talking about balls or smth😭
Nah read what I was replying to it’ll make sense trust
Big and hairy balls 
It did not, in fact, make sense.
Dam I guess

gob
orb
Hmm, I guess I not gonna buy Cruise pass this time after 3 yrs
I think i have like 15 all together
No I don’t trust scam cats
Dumb green cat
Boobs
ive only cleared like 3 zones lmao
pay AP to level your subs
Yeah you can clear it before tomorrow
For sure
more boxes
Lion my beloved
I will let her bit me 
I agree

How did I never see this Lil cute lion?!
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