al-general

[low musk]

Mercedes Benz C300 AMG ?

Mercedes G WAGON?

[tight goblet]

we're talking about atual art

[low musk]

Mercedes S class Maybach ?

[alpine ember]

S 550

[fair narwhal]

[low musk]

S class ?

2021 ver?

I meant latest new generation

[dark solstice]

Mmmmmm calpol I miss being sick as a child and getting spoon fed stuff

[alpine ember]

Did u just say Mercedes is not an "actuall" car ?

[low musk]

Erhhh

[alpine ember]

2020

[low musk]

We have Mercedes truck

[low musk]

Mercedes in F1

Mercedes in....

[low musk]

Oh

Ok

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-linkara-yummy-gif-4301062

[alpine ember]

Mercedes is like .... "THE" german car xD

[tight goblet]

mistype

[alpine ember]

Ye saw it

Dw

[gaunt apex]

Volkswagen has entered the chat

[alpine ember]

Nuh f off with that coffin on wheels

[gaunt apex]

BMW has entered the Chat too

with Porsche

[alpine ember]

More expensive coffins on wheels

[low musk]

Audi...

Why u forget it

[dark solstice]

Volkswagen great car at least the one we have has been bomb proof

[low musk]

I love Audi RS6

[alpine ember]

VW is cool true

[south thorn]

I, this humble (wanna be), like to apologise, for i created this unforseen fight.

[low musk]

And GT3

[low musk]

German brand

[dark solstice]

Say cheese 😁

[alpine ember]

U did what ?

[south thorn]

I like nissan skyline gtr

[tight goblet]

?>L<

":Lyh

][

[nimble dune]

i like the toyota GR86

https://tenor.com/view/gr86-initial-d-eight-six-toyota-drift-gif-25713295

[tight goblet]

cleaning my keyboard

[nimble dune]

unplug it first?

[dark solstice]

Pressure washer

[tight goblet]

hmm

[glacial valve]

nice car

[low musk]

I love Porsche GT3 RS

[nimble dune]

thanks

[alpine ember]

I have an old picture of my car right here taken like 3 years ago xD

[gaunt apex]

i love Prinz Eugen best waifu and shipgirl in the game and anime period

[south thorn]

Cargirls game when?

[south thorn]

Agree

[tight goblet]

kawakaze is

[dark solstice]

Are those boobs crushing her brain impeding development? 🤔

[low musk]

Mercedes W221 or W222 ?, it just like W221 eh

[solid whale]

[low musk]

What this...

[gaunt apex]

No

[south thorn]

Dyem clean

[tight goblet]

yes

[dark solstice]

I have a picture of my car with bamboo stick and a banana on it somewhere to increase speed

[gaunt apex]

No

[tight goblet]

yes

[dark solstice]

Cars get hungry and run faster with food dangling from the front

[tight goblet]

its a matter of personal opinion

[gaunt apex]

No

[glacial valve]

Segs

[low musk]

This is... Nice car lol 🗿

[alpine ember]

W222

[tight goblet]

yes

[stark fox]

Cars boring. Where boats?

[lavish oracle]

where tiddies?

[low musk]

Ship

[south thorn]

There's 2 moles....

[alpine ember]

Looks .... thicc ...

[tight goblet]

FEMBOY

[gaunt apex]

No

[south thorn]

I thought she has one

[glacial valve]

Where planes?

[nimble dune]

please, we all have our preferences, and we should respect each other's preferences

[dark solstice]

Underwater boats

[tight goblet]

yes

[lavish oracle]

🇼 🇴 🇺 🇱 🇩

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[low musk]

@nimble dune love Camry

[nimble dune]

nice

[gaunt apex]

Yeah i just downloaded a lot Eugen Pictures i've found on the net and that are around 300 pics

[tight goblet]

same

[nimble dune]

@alpine ember i saw that shit

kinda gay, bro

[dark solstice]

My azur lane sub

[south thorn]

That's the part where I lost interest on that

[alpine ember]

#nohomo

[earnest frigate]

calm

[glacial valve]

That forehead is kind of ugly

[south thorn]

I haven't got my car driving licence yet... Only motorcycle

Can't drive car yet

[low musk]

Nah

[gaunt apex]

i wish i was at the German Navy so i could be a sailor on Prinz Eugen

but nahhhh

born at the wrong time

[nimble dune]

fr

[ember spindle]

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A SAILOR ON IRL EUGEN

[solid whale]

[gaunt apex]

i would want to die with her

[alpine ember]

The heck is this oversized tuna can ?

[south thorn]

I have a hard time processing that

[glacial valve]

my cars

[solid whale]

snail

she hides within her shell when threatened

[south thorn]

My car is a two wheeler

[dark solstice]

I heard this ticking noise once while out driving, look in the rear view and there's a snail with the indicator on

[low musk]

Nah

[solid whale]

be even worse if the slug indicator was on

[low musk]

Why it...good Submarine

[dark solstice]

I hate slugs, one got in the window and placed itself on my plug, I pull the plug out without looking feeling something weirdly wet

[lean frost]

Why do I feel like the votes in the polling event thing are completely artificial xD

Like, those numbers make 0 sense

[low musk]

Moe moe kyun

[dark solstice]

"From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start."

[lean frost]

Yep xD

[tight goblet]

will go now

by by

dont melt

[gaunt apex]

can't believe that Mog went so many places down lol

[ember spindle]

everyone gets multiple votes. playing the game and doing dailies during a popularity poll gives you ballots, which you can use however you see fit, and the game counts each ballot individually. there's time to get hundreds and hundreds of votes per account so the numbers can get pretty stupid

[south thorn]

[gaunt apex]

she was fourth or fifth place the last time i checked

[dark solstice]

When a vote doesn't go my way it's rigged

[alpine ember]

I have a bike too

And a second car

[lean frost]

It still makes no sense and is probably fake if you go by the results of previous rounds

[alpine ember]

Three actually

[low musk]

My favorite bike is Ducati Panigale V4 S Carbon

[ember spindle]

ok well people can forget to vote in some rounds

[south thorn]

[ember spindle]

hacking en servers to give one morbillion votes each to every benson-class 💙

[alpine ember]

Musashi won 2 previous rounds by miles ... now shes loosikg to enty qho wasnt even in the top 10 before ? Nuh this shit is really rigged

[lean frost]

Like, take group B as an example xD and then tell me the results for Gouden and Mecklenburg in the finals are real

[south thorn]

Here bike is like a rare artifacts... Scooter took over here...

[stark fox]

Because it's finals and people are actually voting now

Preliminary votes aren't important in most people's eyes

Cuz they like.... aren't

[alpine ember]

So u telling me ppl voted musashi just for the shits and giggles ?

[lean frost]

It's less total votes than group stage and qualifier rounds

[stark fox]

Look man, I just moderate the Discord, I stopped caring about the votes 6 years ago

[lean frost]

The only thing that's consistent is Hindy's placement lol

[lean frost]

But this one kinda blows it open

[alpine ember]

Because ppl actually care for her

[nocturne ether]

thing about groups is that people want all their favourite ships to reach finals, so they are more tactical with voting

[hollow quarry]

isnt 6 year ago the first popularity poll

[south thorn]

[hollow quarry]

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/exactly-gif-3397598315635453816

[south thorn]

Stopped caring the moment it out

[lean frost]

So Mecklenburg gets over 5000K votes in group stage, more than 2x that of Gouden, but in the finals Gouden gets 10x more

[violet panther]

[lean frost]

Like, Idc but I wonder why they'd interfere with a polling event

[south thorn]

Take so long to lvl from 58 to 60 bruh

[violet panther]

popcorning to reactions of vote is more entertaining than the vote itself

[south thorn]

How to grind commander lvl

[stark fox]

They don't cuz it don't matter

[ivory marten]

NO WAY

[lean frost]

Well some of those numbers deffo ain't real, same with Musashi and Enty

[stark fox]

And then you realize how many people are on global

and that each of them get like... 200+ votes

And suddenly the numbers make sense

[lean frost]

Yeh, same for every stage

[nocturne ether]

cn has more players no

[stark fox]

Probably

[nocturne ether]

so way more votes

[hollow quarry]

cn have nothing to do with global vote tho

[stark fox]

That's why the random ass China boat they pick always eclipses everyone else

[lean frost]

They don't cuz that'd require tenthousands of people to suddenly have a few favorite xD

[stark fox]

At least when ALL votes are tallied

[stark fox]

Most of the votes get funneled into the top 5.
Legit, new players or people whose favorites already lost kinda just duke it out for the top 5 spots

[stable plank]

i stopped voting once my favorite was gone

[lean frost]

Some stuff still not makin sense tho

[lean frost]

Especially this xD

[hollow quarry]

have you consider that meck voter now vote for hindy instead

same faction

[nocturne ether]

this year it's chang feng

[lean frost]

But even then it wouldn't make sense cuz meck had 2x the votes of enty in group stage xD

[violet panther]

Chang Feng, the ara-ara loli maid

[stark fox]

Should have been Lung Wu

[nocturne ether]

milf personality in a loli body

[stark fox]

[alpine ember]

Does this count as asset cropping or whatever ?

[violet panther]

pint size quartermaster

[nocturne ether]

this reminds me of georgia's loading screen

[alpine ember]

Which one ?

This ?

[nocturne ether]

yeah

[alpine ember]

Based

[violet panther]

that manjuu has no regret

[unique horizon]

At your house

[hollow quarry]

[glacial valve]

I envy that manju

[alpine ember]

Im going to America...

[stark fox]

Even when he was about to die to Agir's rigging?

[modern yoke]

Agir ehem

[glacial valve]

yes

[weak parrot]

sus

[alpine ember]

WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOO FUCK YEAR I LOVE U CYGAMES

[weak parrot]

trophy rule

[hollow quarry]

off topic

[weak parrot]

nah, trophy ruling is funnier

[south thorn]

[alpine ember]

I dont really care tho

[modern yoke]

Bruh azur Lane Trophy umamusume

[solid whale]

ass comic

[violet panther]

may be we should trophy other game's pull-showcase if posted here too

[weak parrot]

we should

for the shits and giggles

[violet panther]

man, remind me of during global-launch of Uma

[south thorn]

[hollow quarry]

you do it first, lead by example

[weak parrot]

i already trophy ruled someone

[nocturne ether]

and both of them are in 3d dorms

[weak parrot]

did you not see the trophy reaction

smhsmh

anyway, back to BA

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/little-trick-i-learned-redtails-gif-22507193

[hollow quarry]

azuma?

[alpine ember]

Can u do this with the skin or is it just art ?

[violet panther]

wonder did ww2 planes could achieve Kulbritz-maneuver before jets?

[nocturne ether]

lol this art was way before the teacher skin

you can do this though

[violet panther]

need specific timing to SS that, but yes

[grand dust]

Would, Next question

[alpine ember]

Soo .... they predicted it ???

[weak parrot]

butthole chicken

[late shale]

I think theoretically they could but not very effective

[violet panther]

next question : Azuma-chan when

[still dome]

Y'all ever think they drop mid skins for ships that should be selling like crazy, but they don't cuz they're mid, and then then never make another one again cuz the first didn't sell (it was mid). I feel like they lowk did that with Implacable.

[nocturne ether]

I think this is the last pose before she goes through the animation

[violet panther]

usually did at the very end of climb, rarely on level-flight

[grand dust]

Wait for 9 months trust

[nocturne ether]

I want azuma chan

pls manjuu

[alpine ember]

Shes on her way .... i can ensure that to you

[stark fox]

You already have your weird Mommy Baby ship

[alpine ember]

I did my "work" after all

[violet panther]

ah the FDK

[stark fox]

You will take FDG chan and you will like it

[weak parrot]

tunbing is finally pregnant?

[nocturne ether]

or this

[violet panther]

Kidstadt

[nocturne ether]

no wtf

[still dome]

what's w/ the Sonic boots 😭

[nocturne ether]

ask dish

but it's cute

[violet panther]

that oversized coat remind me of Fatui's wintercoat

[grand dust]

I heard Coat... Chocolate Coat is good

[weak parrot]

don't preggo my eggos

[violet panther]

that's first-valentine of Anchorage

[desert mortar]

thats one weird fac

[violet panther]

she innocently bath a whole pot of liquid Chocolate on herself, and ask SKK to taste her

[alpine ember]

SHES SOOO CUTE .... and that oversized coat makes her even cuter

[nocturne ether]

ikr

[vague ether]

hi pin

[nocturne ether]

manjuu give little kronshtadt NOW

[stark fox]

I think Dish draws them too "Chibi" and not as much "Child" but that's just my input.

You know like Lil-Cheshire

[weak parrot]

imagine azur lane, but reverse

[violet panther]

Dish's lil-Heinz+Adalbert kinda confirm that

what type of reverse?

[stark fox]

It's actually a horror game where the girls seek to lewd you and you can't do anything to stop them

[violet panther]

basically Five Nights at Naval Base

[weak parrot]

five nights at preggies

[violet panther]

with "Ultimate Custom Nights" mode, where all 900 shipgirls try to break into your office over 5 nights

[grand dust]

Five nights at Yostar

[weak parrot]

it's just a bunch of roon clones

[weak parrot]

trying to murder you

[stark fox]

Pls no, cuz that'd include Blue Archive

[violet panther]

you won't get only AL there

yep

[grand dust]

The more, the better

Aaand the more they are, the more difficult it gets.

It's for zeh Tryhards

[stark fox]

Blue Archive is a game full of 14-18 year old girls

So maybe we like

Don't

[grand dust]

💀💀💀

[nocturne ether]

ask enty for help

[grand dust]

Never knew that

Five nights at AL

[stark fox]

It's literally the "Highschool girl" game

[weak parrot]

blue archive girls are teens

basically

[violet panther]

Five Nights at Yostars :
AL
AK
MjS
BA
HBR

and SS

[weak parrot]

well, there are two younger than that, but those two are like wack

[stark fox]

There's also 2 robots

Well.... 4 now I think

[abstract ingot]

isn't it just one?

[weak parrot]

kei and alice are robots

[abstract ingot]

[violet panther]

you will need 100k tons of ice-cream to fend off NJ and Surtr+Lavaetain alone

[abstract ingot]

but they are the sarmme

just different software

[grand dust]

Hmm, you called me?

[weak parrot]

well yeah, but they're separate in game

like i'm literally trying to pull for kei right now

[grand dust]

I can relate Lol

[weak parrot]

[stark fox]

I stopped playing BA after fox girl.

[weak parrot]

we're having a kei and alice banner in BA japan

[stark fox]

Just couldn't do it anymore.

[grand dust]

Wat is it brah

[weak parrot]

kei is the name of a character

smh

[grand dust]

Oh

LOL

[weak parrot]

which one?

wakamo or seia

[stark fox]

BA was too.... Meta minded.
You had to plan out shit like months in advance and I just wanted all the characters so no way I was sticking with that

[hazy nacelle]

Does w16 actual drop ssr? My god almost 60k oil dumped there

[weak parrot]

i just enjoy watching the chibis do urban combat

[solar dome]

Fujinami

drops at 16-4

[hazy nacelle]

Does it actual tho? I spent so much time and oil by now

[solar dome]

Ya

[rose spire]

Just really rare

[nocturne ether]

get the hint bro she doesn't want you

[rose spire]

Think it’s basically Akagi and Kaga chance

[weak parrot]

kaga = balls

[stark fox]

I tried but I also just.... had no meaningful input

[nova monolith]

It is like any other Gold Drop Chance in Campaign

[weak parrot]

tbf

[south thorn]

[weak parrot]

this is the 3rd time i downloaded BA

[abstract ingot]

wakamo?

[weak parrot]

and i only started seriously playing this time

[abstract ingot]

or Seia?

[rose spire]

I wouldn’t know tbh because 3 kaga no Akagi

[weak parrot]

and it's pretty nice

[wind pine]

I had 28 left a few days ago lol

[weak parrot]

seia is full of flavor

[stark fox]

Yeah, her

[normal comet]

i'm struggling to go past chap 12

and always grind 12-4

[weak parrot]

wakamo is weird

[normal comet]

gimme a lot of coins

[south thorn]

I'm struggling to lvl up to 60

[normal comet]

grind fox mines more

[south thorn]

[rose spire]

W13 was not fun ngl but luckily my beautiful amazing perfect goat 12-1 and 12-4 have my back

[normal comet]

i stuck in fox mines until lvl. 80

[abstract ingot]

Eh, I see it as inevitable fan-service

[normal comet]

i got 7 kaga and 1 akagi after grind

[rose spire]

Let’s trade luck because I don’t want Kaga

[abstract ingot]

Like I would have to count how many anime are not having a setting on a high school

[south thorn]

Where fox mines?

[abstract ingot]

and then how many didn't have a random beach scene/episode sprinkled in

[normal comet]

3-4

[icy herald]

five nights in the fox mines

[south thorn]

K

[weak parrot]

five nights in her

[nova monolith]

1 Akagi, No Kaga , never was interested with them tho when I got Taihou like 6 years ago

[solar dome]

i remember randomly getting akagi back when those submarine sortie things were a thing

thank god they got rid of those

[normal comet]

oh they get rid of those?

[solar dome]

a long time ago

[normal comet]

i never sortie ss anymore

[nova monolith]

It was less of a necessity, and more of an Annoyance

[south thorn]

[hazy nacelle]

I already have 18 25mmbp bruh

[normal comet]

when they get rid of growing children mode

[hollow quarry]

i dont think it was that bad, you can ignore them right

[nova monolith]

Its like almost 4 years ago by now

[rose spire]

The true fox mines

[hazy nacelle]

W16 droprate is wierd

[weak parrot]

five nights in your mom

[meager haven]

Just remembered Angela Anaconda was a thing and am now terrified.

[solar dome]

yeah but sometimes i think u had to do them for dailies but i could be misremembering

[south thorn]

Explain to me... Because I'm stupid and doesn't know anything

[hazy nacelle]

Bruhhh

[nova monolith]

like any other Gacha

[rose spire]

I think I do have taihou I swear I do

[hazy nacelle]

😭

[hollow quarry]

you dont

[solar dome]

oh nevermind

[rose spire]

Elden ring type Shi

[south thorn]

[stark fox]

Chapter 3-4 isknown as the "Fox Mines" Because there are 2 drop ships, Akagi and Kaga.
They ONLY drop from the boss node and both have a drop rate of something like .75%

It will usually take you a FUCKLOAD of time to get both of them

[nova monolith]

Plus I am unsure if Akagi and Kaga are available at CV Core Data Shop or smth depending on what month

[solar dome]

no they aren't

[south thorn]

[solar dome]

drop only ships are only available in the stage they drop

[normal comet]

3-4 is azur lane introduction for beginner

[rose spire]

I don’t think they are which is annoying

[hollow quarry]

they arent in any shop

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/qazqaz-gif-6790593549618684130

[icy herald]

okay I’m thinking about getting a 3d printer at some point and making my own figurines of AL characters (not to sell, just to make and paint, and it technically being cheaper and more fun)

question is should I do it?

[south thorn]

Will 100k oil do? Or too little?

[normal comet]

i think it's enough

[solar dome]

if you're past chapter 3 and have nothing else to do go ahead

[nova monolith]

Which sadly looks impractical, the only reliability on this is just the sad drop and a Good Farming point when you are low in Campaign, considering there is no Oil Cap back then

[south thorn]

Gonna use double oil consumption

[stark fox]

Depends on your luck

[solar dome]

but akaga are both like super dated so I wouldn't bother

[stark fox]

You could feasably get both in 2 runs

[abstract ingot]

Five nights at... I am already asleep

[nova monolith]

HELP? just do that if you don't have time, it just makes you do stuff "faster"

[abstract ingot]

i got mine very early on

just like I got my Bunker hill on 4th/5th clear of 13-4

[solar dome]

I seriously think i got kaga in 2 runs

[abstract ingot]

I have never even used them

until I was forced to for the frame

[solar dome]

me neither i never cared for them

[solar dome]

I thought the cranes were prettier

[south thorn]

Idrc if they are bad or not I'm using them

[abstract ingot]

lmao

I got maya before I got Akagi and Kaga

[rose spire]

What correlation does this have

[normal comet]

the crane doesn't have floof

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna beef you

[rose spire]

Choukai does not exist

[solar dome]

meh

i get a choukai every 2 12-4 runs

[abstract ingot]

Choukai came after them

[normal comet]

choukai is good medal

[alpine ember]

Nothing .... i just wanted to show you so i can be annoying

[solar dome]

I'm genuinely just debating on getting her to 125

[abstract ingot]

this is basically my gottem history

[rose spire]

I’ve done way way way to much runs and haven’t gotten Choukai

[nova monolith]

probably the other reason would be that I have 1 account per server until Amagi dropped and I stopped with just Washington.
Now my Lex, Sandy, Avrora accounts are bricked

[rose spire]

What are you saying😭

[abstract ingot]

then a lot of blablabla

Suzutsuki is kinda cute but I never noticed her besides her usefulness for mobbing ig

[normal comet]

takao where

[nova monolith]

Me when Jervis

[south thorn]

Running out of dock

[normal comet]

buy docks

[mental swift]

what????

[rose spire]

My 164 dock is on life support

[abstract ingot]

she's on the first image

[weak parrot]

true, buy dog space

[hollow quarry]

how do one run out of dock space at 730 lol;

[abstract ingot]

I got takao after Yukikaze

[mental swift]

MORGAN!!!!!

[south thorn]

I have 170+ docks

[abstract ingot]

for how good was Yukikaze promoted early on AL history, I never really used her

[normal comet]

does 83% collection much enough?

[nova monolith]

Can you retire both of your Taihous?

[mental swift]

im almost full at 250

[normal comet]

yes

[weak parrot]

why buy dock space when you can buy dog space

[mental swift]

Nope 100% collection is the thing that matters

[mental swift]

There's no dog space?

[weak parrot]

buy an empty dog

it has dog space

[nova monolith]

Collection Rate is just a weird Achievement for me so I'll just pass

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-21154184

No.

[nova monolith]

Then Laffey 2's "Fiercer when Cornered" Skill comes

[abstract ingot]

I know, Laffey just hella creeped that

[solar dome]

i need this

[mental swift]

You make no sense

[weak parrot]

thai hoe >> taihou

[mental swift]

SOOBWU!!!!!!!

[normal comet]

boobs

[alpine ember]

I want you to know how i feel ....

[nova monolith]

Even with her Augment, it still wasn't enough

[alpine ember]

Buy it ....

[abstract ingot]

surviving a whole war as the unsinkable ship ❌
survive a shitton of Kamikaze pilots ✅

[mental swift]

i love subaru

[mental swift]

She can't

That's the problem

Its not up for sale

Anymore

[alpine ember]

Then make is up for sale

Threaten Manjuu

[solar dome]

Okay

[alpine ember]

EZ

[solar dome]

I'll force them

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-5-subaru-wrx-sti-arx-supercar-driving-subaru-drive-gif-17731940279226462362

[alpine ember]

Good girl~

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-drift-gif-21933113

[alpine ember]

U want my gun or u have ur own ?

[mental swift]

Nothing is better than this car

[alpine ember]

Literally 90% of cars are better ...

[mental swift]

Let me cope bro

[abstract ingot]

Laffey even survived being nuke target practice

[alpine ember]

Get a car like that first, then talk

[mental swift]

Im not even making a point

[alpine ember]

Just saying

[mental swift]

im just doing what you call "glazing"

[alpine ember]

Damn

Glaze over this then

[thorny haven]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-impreza-initial-d-final-stage-takumi-gif-25756298

[alpine ember]

My second car

[mental swift]

i got a booba fatigue at this point bro 🫩

[alpine ember]

U got a what

?

[mental swift]

I've seen too much booba to the point that I'm not amused by seeing booba anymore

[mental swift]

Is this an alfa romeo brera

[alpine ember]

Then see ass

[mental swift]

i could be wrong

[alpine ember]

What ... no

[royal sigil]

First sight

[sharp swan]

You're gonna blow a head gasket

[mental swift]

Megane rs?

[alpine ember]

No

[mental swift]

ok I have to glens it

is that a scirocco

[abstract ingot]

Sas

[alpine ember]

No...

[sharp swan]

Is that a renault

[alpine ember]

NOO

[sharp swan]

It ain't a kia

[alpine ember]

Fuck you

[mental swift]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT A KIA OUT OF EVERYTHING 😭😭😭 i sadly don't know SHIT about kia 😭

[sharp swan]

Kia unreliable

[mental swift]

It looks so fucking influential

[alpine ember]

The fuck u mean why ? Its a sick ass car

[mental swift]

it looks like 4 to 5 cars at once

[sharp swan]

Look at the toyota bB

[alpine ember]

So does every car u mentioned except kia xD

[mental swift]

Yes they do look similar that's what I'm trying to say

All of their side views look the same as that kia car

But great car nonetheless

[alpine ember]

I like my Kia Ceed GT .... i have been driving it for almost 6 years .... never had a singke problem

[azure vine]

Soyuz mating press

[autumn spire]

Enterprise mating press

[alpine ember]

F off .... my Kia destroys ur car

Jk

[azure vine]

Hell yeah

[autumn spire]

dang

[mental swift]

bro atleast censor it with something other than red, it's ruining the photos

[south thorn]

[alpine ember]

U see how the car looks like ? The form and details ?

So just ignore the plate ...

[azure vine]

Never seen one of these in the US before, must be Euro market only

Kind of looks like a focus

[alpine ember]

Im from Germany

[azure vine]

Makes sense then

[alpine ember]

Bro just compared it to a ass ford ....

[azure vine]

Ford and Chevy 🔛 🔝

[alpine ember]

The fucks that supposed to mean ?

[mental swift]

Thats the problem, you colored it in RED which is like the most noticeable color

[azure vine]

That you're from Europe because it's a Euro only market car

[mental swift]

color it in smth like black

[azure vine]

?

[south thorn]

[mental swift]

morgan aero

[south thorn]

Plane

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-avenger-driving-sedan-cars-dodge-gif-16632954514921534912

We're forgetting dodge

[azure vine]

Dodge has one good car

[mental swift]

the viper

[azure vine]

And they discontinued it

[alpine ember]

Jesus ffs .... here

[azure vine]

This guy knows ball

https://giphy.com/gifs/adweek-nsPodQnzNRr7q

[mental swift]

They discontinued it because it was too good

[azure vine]

Nobody bought them, but yeah

[mental swift]

And too reckless

[alpine ember]

Because no one buys junk

Jk

[mental swift]

thank god you put the jk

[modern moon]

They discontinued the viper and the only option I can go now is mustang or corvette

[azure vine]

100k+ stickers on mopar products, people weren't willing to pay it

[rain valley]

Charger and Challenger
with the Chrysler 200 and 300 being similar engine-wise

[azure vine]

Now ACRs are fucking 300k

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/gtr-cars-gif-14350417463734469657

[azure vine]

Shit's crazy

[mental swift]

Those are the other good cars

But the star was always the viper

[azure vine]

They ruined the charger, Challenger is good though

[mental swift]

One of the most influential liveries ever

[rain valley]

I have a 200, had a 300 before it was obliterated by an idiot who smashed into it while parked
love both
I don't know much about cars, but that transmission and the Pentastar engine are so good

[mental swift]

They ruined the challenger, look at challenger daytona

[alpine ember]

The only american car i would ever accept is the Hellcat

[mental swift]

Which hellcat

[alpine ember]

Wym which ? ... are there more then one type ?

[azure vine]

True, but the challenger has always stuck to its roots and maintained the big blocky look, charger hasn't

[mental swift]

Yes

There is the charger hellcat

The challenger helcat

the magnum hellcat

[azure vine]

Cats, demons, super stock, etc

[mental swift]

and many more

[rain valley]

300 HEMI

[azure vine]

Redeyes too

[mental swift]

the scat pack

[alpine ember]

The one with the demon face ....

[mental swift]

Yes there are hellcat versions for more than one car

[alpine ember]

Why are there so many hellcats ??

[mental swift]

You're probably talking about challenger hellcat

which is based but overrated

at this point

[azure vine]

Have always liked hellcats, they created competition between the three companies

[rain valley]

but yeah I love my 200
handles so tight, the V6 is such a great balance between more power than I'd ever need plus great gas mileage
comfy af

[mental swift]

That's true too

[azure vine]

S550 Gt500 wouldn't be a thing if the hellcat never dropped

[alpine ember]

What u have ? Like 300hp ? In such a bkg car ? That aint power thats like normal xD

[rain valley]

this is perfection

[nova monolith]

The Allure

[mental swift]

peugeot 206 is the real shit

[rain valley]

also the two-tone interior, which mine has

[azure vine]

Also should have never had 4 doors

[mental swift]

😔

[azure vine]

Shit's wack

[south thorn]

[nova monolith]

anyone tried a McMurty Spierling? Bro is like a fucking small jet

[alpine ember]

Look like a Volvo copy ...

[mental swift]

I've seen like 3 companies using wings at this point

chrysler Bentley and aston martin

[alpine ember]

And only 1 of them is good at building cars xD

[rain valley]

for the logo? yeah Chrysler kept changing theirs

[azure vine]

Genesis too

[hazy nacelle]

We talkin abt cars?

[mental swift]

I've never seen genesis' logo

[alpine ember]

Its Genesis with wings

[azure vine]

It's pretty similar to the chrysler logo

[nova monolith]

I would be geeking rn if I have my Asphalt 8 account downloaded again

[hazy nacelle]

Rate this one. My 2nd dream car

[mental swift]

Is this a panamera

[hazy nacelle]

No

A chinese ev wagon

[mental swift]

oh a chinese ev wagon which copies the panamera

[mental swift]

got it

[rain valley]

panamera is much more stylissh imo

[south thorn]

When ever I hear wegon or read wegon, only food come to mind

[mental swift]

damn no comments

[alpine ember]

Its basically .... Bentley in gay

[hazy nacelle]

Wut yall think

[nova monolith]

not well known to be recognized imo

[mental swift]

Too much screen, 3/10

[azure vine]

Genesis is basically a "luxury" Hyundai

[hazy nacelle]

Lmao

[alpine ember]

How about more screens ? I can still see the frondshield

[mental swift]

Need more gauges

[azure vine]

It's all fucking screens wtf

[rain valley]

mind you, for the panamera
you CANNOT convince me it's at all possible to shoulder check with those rear lines and windows
blindspots the size of large trucks

[mental swift]

Yes I do know that, they also apparently scheduled to have a le mans team too

[alpine ember]

Then u never drove a big sedan/wagon in ur life shorty

[hazy nacelle]

I dont like the normal ver. Only like the turisumo

[rain valley]

didn't know there was a different version tbh

oh, ok that looks better

[alpine ember]

Theres no Turismo for Porsche

[hazy nacelle]

?

Sport turisumo

Wym

I mean off sale

Ya

[alpine ember]

Hm

[hazy nacelle]

V90 also off sale

😭 😭 😭

[alpine ember]

I thought u mean like "Porsche Turismo" kinda like the name xD

[violet panther]

want a car that you think you can afford, while can appreciate any

[hazy nacelle]

Wagon are getting forgotten

[violet panther]

and some sedans

[rain valley]

wagons are really nice
or at least can be, some are fugly

[alpine ember]

Do what i did .... get a job and buy ur dream car

[mental swift]

or aim for a higher value car to take initiative on increasing your earning towards it

[hazy nacelle]

V90😭 😭 😭

[violet panther]

except my dream car is not available here yet

[azure vine]

Dodge should've put the supercharged 6.2 in the magnum body

[violet panther]

[azure vine]

They fucked up

[alpine ember]

??? Where u live .... on the moon ?

[hazy nacelle]

Dodge should not make ev hellcat

[azure vine]

So true

[violet panther]

not too far from fact

[alpine ember]

No one should make EVs in general

[violet panther]

only 300k km away from moon

[hazy nacelle]

U live on mars?

[alpine ember]

So mars ?

[hazy nacelle]

I do enjoy hybrids tho

[alpine ember]

Fuck u beat me xD

[alpine ember]

Ew

[violet panther]

there's Le Mars nearby, so yeah

[hazy nacelle]

It feels so good to have ev in city when u r in a traffic

[south thorn]

That was sooner than excepted

[hazy nacelle]

Bruh

U stole my w16 drop

[rain valley]

one day I'd love a full EV, but the infrastructure just isn't there where I live

[violet panther]

if u know actual distance of Mars from moon, yeah

[hazy nacelle]

Now 10k more oil il need spend

[mental swift]

Damn I still don't have akagi

Only akagi muse

[alpine ember]

And ofc u are the one who likes EVs

[hazy nacelle]

Do we enjoy escalade?

[south thorn]

I spent 4k oil to get akagi

[alpine ember]

How ?

[violet panther]

there are EVs on street here too

[hazy nacelle]

Caddilac is beautiful

[violet panther]

mostly chinese ones

[azure vine]

Yessir

[mental swift]

Probably the game doesn't like me that much

ESCALADE

[hazy nacelle]

5m2 is just huge

[mental swift]

HOUSE REAL BIG

CARS REAL BIG

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[azure vine]

CARS REAL BIG

[mental swift]

DI- REAL BIG

[hazy nacelle]

They eletrifying it sadly

[mental swift]

EVERYTHING REAL BIG

[alpine ember]

U mean the Cadillac Escelade ?

[hazy nacelle]

Ya

Lol

[rain valley]

EVs could be fine
they just need to make one that's an actual car
not a home entertainment centre on wheels

[azure vine]

The Escalade V is goated

[hazy nacelle]

Ik

[azure vine]

Somebody cooked

[alpine ember]

That thing is literally a moving house xD

[violet panther]

sadly, kei-car here is still as pricey as a smalle sedan 1.5 times Kei size

[hazy nacelle]

Do we enjoy gt? Best gt car in ur mind?

[mental swift]

I love the rims on the 2003 cadillac escalade

[alpine ember]

Rly ?? I bought my S class pretty cheap tbh xD

[hazy nacelle]

Bentley continental?

[violet panther]

i think a home-entertainment-on-wheels is also appealing, for EV

[mental swift]

Ford GT 2005

[hazy nacelle]

O ya

[south thorn]

[mental swift]

No contest

[violet panther]

same tax as a small sedan here

[mental swift]

No fucking contest

[south thorn]

[azure vine]

Quanters knows ball

[alpine ember]

I pay 377€ every month for my merc and 762€ once a year .....

[hazy nacelle]

Which s

[alpine ember]

2020 S 550

[violet panther]

you do you

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[alpine ember]

Same

[hazy nacelle]

U drive urself?

[mental swift]

My best childhood game made me love that car

Gran Turismo 4

[alpine ember]

??? Ofc i do ? XD wym

[mental swift]

Peak game even today

[azure vine]

Hell yeah dude

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hazy nacelle]

Y not the 7? Cause most sclass they hire drivers

[alpine ember]

Fuxk off .... i bought that car, im driving that car

XD

[hazy nacelle]

Sedan is too small for me

I can never dit in sedans

[alpine ember]

Bullshit

[hazy nacelle]

Am 1.92m

[alpine ember]

U knlw how mssive the s class is ?

[mental swift]

That thing had a more fictional mod for that car, a Ford GT LM Spec II, but then I started loving the original design too, the new Ford GT is good but it lost its charm

[south thorn]

What the point owning a car if you are not driving it?

[rain valley]

full-size sedans, but they don't make many anymore outside of hyper-luxury

[alpine ember]

And ? My dad is 189 and he fits in there like a kid xD

[mental swift]

Disabled people

[azure vine]

Daily reminder that they put a turned up ecoboost in that thing

[hazy nacelle]

Front or back?

[alpine ember]

Front

[sleek cape]

I’m late but here

[azure vine]

Should've stuck the 5.2 predator in it

[mental swift]

I don't know is ecoboost a good thing or a bad thing

[azure vine]

Ecoboom

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[azure vine]

They're shit

[hazy nacelle]

I mean y i buy those ones if i dont get to enjoy on back seats. I rather buy smth more sporty

[alpine ember]

Its to safe fuel tho

[hazy nacelle]

Like a gt

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mental swift]

Ok got it

[azure vine]

They hand built all the ones in the GTs though, so i'm sure they're fine

[violet panther]

i used to love sporty, but when i work, it's opposite now

[sleek cape]

Hi stinky man

[alpine ember]

So is mine .... but saving fuel is alwaya a good thing

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

What’s fuel efficiency? I have a v8

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366128006891966600/1416225421426557019/togif.gif

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[violet panther]

is 23 km/l efficient?

[mental swift]

v8 rahhhhh

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

Smiles per gallon bro bro

[alpine ember]

U think ? I think its cool especially if u have a car thats thirstier then the average disney mom

[hazy nacelle]

Most beautiful gt?

[sleek cape]

There’s way more beautiful gts

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hazy nacelle]

The new headlight ruins it

[mental swift]

Bentley continental GT?

[hazy nacelle]

Ya

[mental swift]

pretty good

[glacial valve]

cool

[sleek cape]

But uh since when was saving fuel a hazard

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[violet panther]

= 54 miles per gallon

[weak parrot]

rest in piss

[hazy nacelle]

My dream gt

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

Oh those annoying cars that stop at a red light and die and start again?

Oh fuck no

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glacial valve]

Does anyone know him?

[sleek cape]

Keep them away from me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347766553516572719/1463781759782228028/cat_smells_true.gif

[alpine ember]

I mean .... i have a V8 with 635HP .... driving in the city consumes like 13l on average bjt with start-stop it goes down to like 9-10l on average .... so for me it is actually a good thing my car has it

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mental swift]

My dream GT isn't up for sale anymore

[weak parrot]

ah right, dudes and their taste in cars

[mental swift]

So I'm just gonna buy the newer version of it at this point 😭😭😭

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

Tryna be different or sum?

[weak parrot]

no, you guys just like boxy ass cars

[hazy nacelle]

Y not buy 2nd hand?

[azure vine]

Chu mean

[sleek cape]

My sir

It’s America

[alpine ember]

My father always turns it off xDD

He says "i drove car without that shit and i will still drive my car like that"

[modern moon]

Ford?

[weak parrot]

muscle cars are gross

[azure vine]

Ban this dude

[sleek cape]

Can we execute this guy

[hazy nacelle]

Ban him

[weak parrot]

what happened to enjoying rounded cars

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weak parrot]

feminine, rounded cars

[sleek cape]

Son

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[sleek cape]

Hollup guys

[glacial valve]

is british

[sleek cape]

This is ragebait

Don’t fall for the bait yo

[alpine ember]

Most are true ... but i didnt say this or they gonna get angry ok

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1464233028334260306/togif.gif

[azure vine]

This

[modern moon]

I swear It look familiar to this

[weak parrot]

just like chopper bikes are gross

[sleek cape]

Respectfully name some

Nobody will fight you twin

[glacial valve]

my Dream

[sleek cape]

[glacial valve]

GT90

[alpine ember]

Damn nice

[weak parrot]

see, this is a good shape

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weak parrot]

it's round

and not boxy as fuck

[violet panther]

even if i won millions from lotto, i may at best buy family-car than sporties

[weak parrot]

get a super bike

cruisers and choppers are ugly

[hazy nacelle]

Opinion?

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weak parrot]

also make sure you're wearing a full helmet

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weak parrot]

i'm not really a fan of hatchbacks

[alpine ember]

Get a touring .... best u can get

[weak parrot]

but it's okay

[glacial valve]

6.0L V12 biturbo 670hp and 1000NM

[weak parrot]

it's not terrible

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glacial valve]

cool

[weak parrot]

good

[hazy nacelle]

Rich

[weak parrot]

it's always good to wear full gear than be one of those types

[azure vine]

My mustang isn't boxy and it's the stereotypical muscle car

So what now

[alpine ember]

Seggs ?

[sleek cape]

The only “boxy” muscle car was the challenger

[azure vine]

Facts

[sleek cape]

And I mean like 2000s era

[modern moon]

Fuck it I'm owning a pickup

[azure vine]

Challenger has stayed the same throughout its entire lifespan too

[hazy nacelle]

When can caddilac make coupe again

[azure vine]

Well mostly, two doors and boxy

[weak parrot]

mount a 50 cal on the back

[glacial valve]

WHAT THAT FUC* IS A KILOMETER!!!!

[weak parrot]

and you're all set

[hazy nacelle]

Best coupe?

[violet panther]

that Ford pickup is considered gigantic in my country's street

[weak parrot]

technicals are beautiful things

[sleek cape]

I forget how small other country’s are

[azure vine]

Need a vette so bad, but have mustang money, it's over

[sleek cape]

I saw this one video of the TRX In Britain

Shit was so funny

[violet panther]

well, Texas is bigger than my country

[sleek cape]

[hazy nacelle]

Lol crazy

[weak parrot]

why the fuck are you censoring fuck

[alpine ember]

Bro where u live ? Thats like normal size for a pick up here in germany

[weak parrot]

he's from thailand

[violet panther]

somewhere in SEA

[azure vine]

I get jumped when I say i'd rather have TRX than a Raptor R

[hazy nacelle]

F150 is great

[glacial valve]

Just in case

[alpine ember]

Atlantis ?

[azure vine]

They just look better

[hazy nacelle]

My boss at summer job says his dream car is an f150 lol

[alpine ember]

Dodge Ram tho

[sleek cape]

If it’s modern day raptor id choose TRX

Corvettes are goated

[weak parrot]

my ideal car is a cadillac CTS

because fuck you

[hazy nacelle]

Nah i dont enjoy the big cross at front

Maybe

[azure vine]

Gen 1 Raptor or TRX

[violet panther]

there's Atlantis Hotel nearby, so probably

[alpine ember]

I already have my dream car and i thank god for that

[glacial valve]

The only large electric car I'd buy.
Because otherwise I'd buy small electric cars that can even fit in a store.

[alpine ember]

Ew

[sleek cape]

now that is a hard pick

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

I’d have to go with Gen 1 raptor

[alpine ember]

REAL ... FUCKING .... PAIN .... RIGHT HERE

[weak parrot]

i have a self driving electric suv

[glacial valve]

Corvette or Viper?

[weak parrot]

[hazy nacelle]

I from germany?

[sleek cape]

How about none

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

Just get a gas car bro

[alpine ember]

U are from germany ?

[hazy nacelle]

I mean u

Am not

[weak parrot]

the only reason i have it is because it's self driving

[sleek cape]

Both duhhh

[alpine ember]

Oh ye i am

[weak parrot]

i'm not gonna fucking drive

[hazy nacelle]

Hows unlimited speed drive way

[weak parrot]

the car can do the work for me

[glacial valve]

The theme is beautiful

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[violet panther]

let say, biggest pickups driven here are around Mitsubishi L200, which is slightly shorter than that Ford

[glacial valve]

audi

[azure vine]

This guy knows ball

[lilac merlin]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2017070397779562591

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[sleek cape]

Who the fuck gave you your license 💔

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[alpine ember]

Whats the point of having a car bjt not driving it ? I dont buy shoes so someone else can wear them

[weak parrot]

mount a 50 cal on the bed of any pick up

[hazy nacelle]

I couldnt enjoy japanese style k car

Its just too small

[weak parrot]

the car drives itself

mine is self driving

[wise phoenix]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek cape]

Dear Mitsubishi, why did yall fall off so hard💔

[mental swift]

Yeah now even Francesco started wearing the mutsuki eyepatch

[hazy nacelle]

Tesla fsd?