al-general

[weak parrot]

those guys are adapted to the humid climate

obviously the conquest won't be fast

[violet panther]

it's not about humid

it's about environment

[weak parrot]

i mean the southern chinese are pretty much adapted to that kind of environment

[violet panther]

and is tropical of Latin America and South China similar?

[weak parrot]

the tropics generally have the same sort of environment, obviously there will be major differences

but the maya aren't going to get conquered

they'll be an allied state to the japanese provinces in the area

[violet panther]

the gorges of Panama, vs the cliffs of Yunnan

some would strike trade few would make allies

[weak parrot]

yeah

also, look at edo era firefighter helmets

in the more tropical and hotter regions, they'll use that kind of helmet

[violet panther]

dont mention modern era, u said?

[weak parrot]

with lighter material

edo era is not really modern

edo era is 1600-1868

the "present day" is right in the middle 1757

[violet panther]

true, at leasu u shoudl said which period of edo

[weak parrot]

i mean the firefighter helmets are pretty much the same throughout

[violet panther]

because 1600sand 1850s are vastly different in customs

[weak parrot]

but yeah, they'll adapt that type of helmet

[solid whale]

THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF

[violet panther]

do u think the Mayas would be wiped out by disease from Asia brought by Japan (mirroring the Spanish setting)

[weak parrot]

as with most colonial powers, the settlements will be most by rivers

i mean probably

the natives would suffer massive declines

[deft salmon]

yo

what ship is that

[violet panther]

Spanish advantage over Mayas were firearms, japanese advantage were armor than sword?

[solar dome]

cowpens

[weak parrot]

oh yeah, the colorado river will probably have a lot of traffic

japan at the time had firearms

[heady pawn]

Cowpens

[weak parrot]

i'm upgrading the firearms though

[violet panther]

western licnesed-production

but still a firearm yeah

[weak parrot]

to flintlock

[rain valley]

Cowpens 🥛

[weak parrot]

instead of the irl matchlocks they preferred

[deft salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980694963077644308/1418052432986112163/Screen_Recording_2025-09-17_at_6.45.47_PM.gif

[weak parrot]

the dutch tried to get them to accept flintlock muskets, but the shogun was like nahhhh

[violet panther]

so, it's as if entire Western Hemisphere never visited by Europeans in your setting?

[weak parrot]

yes

so the natives would be riding chinese horse

[violet panther]

yet European traded with Japan as usual?

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-dog-gif-14542099238045824336

[weak parrot]

yes

they trade through china and india

like they did normally

[violet panther]

and dgaf about what European was doing?

[weak parrot]

nah, we don't care about the europeans

we're in a vacuum

[modern dew]

you care about me tho

[weak parrot]

there are only southern chinese, japanese, and natives

[violet panther]

ok, what if Europeans already colonized the moon?

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

then they turn into grey women

[violet panther]

[violet panther]

nice improvisation

ngl

[modern dew]

Hamburger

[weak parrot]

the population of japanese north america in 1757 is about 190 million

[proud estuary]

There’s a place near me that sells something called the boner burger

[violet panther]

uh huh

[weak parrot]

china during the same time irl was 200 million\

[modern dew]

yea i make em

[weak parrot]

so it's not entirely unrealistic

besides, it's just slightly smaller

i think

[violet panther]

no it was 150m

[weak parrot]

181,810,000 225,000,000

it has these numbers

for 1750

in the qing dynasty

the first number is the census

the second is the modern estimate

[violet panther]

it included disputed territories then

but whatever

[weak parrot]

then maybe i'll have the population sit at 136 million

that seems fair

a lot of cities along the colorado river

[violet panther]

if there's such hundred million in NA, how much in Japanese homeisland?

[weak parrot]

45 milllion maybe

[violet panther]

if u said according to irl-statistic, then whatever

[weak parrot]

higher than the 30 million irl

well the land in north ameirca is much larger and has more resources to sustain a much larger population

[violet panther]

won't bother trying irl-migration-science to justify numbers, it's just fiction

[weak parrot]

i mean by the 1750s like only 1/4 of the japanese and chinese are foreign born

most of them will be native born

[violet panther]

if it's actual irl-japanee-culture of 18th century, much of natives would be wiped than assimilated first

[weak parrot]

they adopt a mixed chinese-japanese strategy

besides, most of the natives would be wiped out by disease

[deft salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350488046025572394/1428604000609108149/image0.gif

[violet panther]

ok since you set the rule like that...

[weak parrot]

there will only be two major native forces that could do enough damage to be a threat to the japanese settlements

[violet panther]

but trying using irl-logic on fictional setting, sometimes it can be conflicting much, especially demographic

[weak parrot]

the apaches

and the maya

the only reason the apaches actually got crushed irl was because the comanches found horses

but in this world, the comanches would never actually find horses

instead, the apaches would gain that advantage

[violet panther]

horse wouldn't exist in NA at all right?

[proud estuary]

I don’t believe in irl logic

[weak parrot]

they would be brought over by the japanese

so no wild horses

[violet panther]

ah right

[weak parrot]

but some horses will be captured by natives in battles

[violet panther]

neither u have to

[weak parrot]

and bred

in small amounts

and some allied natives would be gifted horses

[violet panther]

when did your-Japan arrived in NA again?

[proud estuary]

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup

[weak parrot]

1547

[violet panther]

ok

[weak parrot]

they'd arrive using ming ships

but slowly adapt the ming ships to themselves

[violet panther]

ming? they co-erced with China?

[weak parrot]

so you'll have japanese modeled junks

[violet panther]

how difference is japanese or chinese junks

[weak parrot]

and the famous japanese atakebune floating fortress boats would be used in the rivers

[proud estuary]

What about flame spears

Or is that too old tech

[violet panther]

assuming Japan made a landfall in , let say, Bay Area?

Bay Area seems like a nice large lagoon for expedition fleet to anchor and set up outposts

and without Spanish, the San francisco outpost didn't exist, Japan would rather land on Oakland side

[proud estuary]

Can you make a world without gunpowder

[violet panther]

probably

but how much tech it is in present time in that world is ...up to imagination

especially weapon of warfare

[proud estuary]

Wanna know some interesting ship/boat tech that doesn’t involve gunpowder

Punt guns

[sage basin]

holy shit.

the kitchen loli is actually winning on CN

[proud estuary]

Can you imagine

This is a punt gun

They were huge

[violet panther]

hydrolically-launched firearm woudl be the day before invention of electricity, and eventually EMLS

[heady pawn]

Ofc CN bias is strong there

[violet panther]

Chang Feng

[proud estuary]

I mean I would vote her too.

[violet panther]

ngl, i would hire her for housechore

[sage basin]

The top 3 portraits won't load. Guess the other 2.

[proud estuary]

She’s literally the reason I started being interested in Azur lane again

I fell for the loli bait

Damnit

[violet panther]

Chang Feng also say "ara ara" alot

[heady pawn]

Loli onee

[sage basin]

dat 2.5 million vote split lol

Current top 3 on CN.
GO KITCHEN LOLI!!!!

[violet panther]

her petite size is excellent for tunneling pipes and chimneys

[sage basin]

She's got more votes than 2nd and 3rd combined.

[heady pawn]

You can carry her in a bag

[sage basin]

should i do another graph on the combined results of CN/JP/EN when this is over? lol

[violet panther]

she probably weight 30-35kg

[sage basin]

It's less of a "Wow look at the combined votes." and more of a "lol CN votes."

[violet panther]

but siriusly, she is a pint-size quartermaster

[heady pawn]

And most importantly, she's cute as heck

Too pure to be in this game

[violet panther]

if i'm to be blunt and bold, i would say she's a mommy in loli-body

[proud estuary]

Ark royal did nothing wrong

Free Ark royal

Free my girl

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-snowball-fight-azur-lane-ark-gif-19933119

[sage basin]

Anchorage.

no wait thats the other way around

lol

[violet panther]

the opposite

[violet panther]

even in Cold War, Ark hasn't overcome an allegation

[proud estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-im-innocent-anime-im-innocent-anime-girl-innocent-anime-girl-anime-gif-21764107

[mental swift]

I've woke up from the slumber

[fleet flume]

go back to where you came

[mental swift]

No

[proud estuary]

Good morning goo

[mental swift]

I saw what you deleted

[hollow quarry]

morning

[proud estuary]

Goood morning my sweet dear commander how are you?

[mental swift]

im on a hiatus

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-3520887439144178885

[mental swift]

because I hate those recent ships

[hollow quarry]

i love them

+1 CL fp

[mental swift]

well thing is I don't necessarily hate them

I just don't care about them

[fleet flume]

ya should've said tha from the beginning lmao

[mental swift]

Great time to take a break

[fleet flume]

anyway, yeah im skipping this banner

[mental swift]

Pulling on permanent banner looks shiny

[proud estuary]

How could you! What a heartless commander… I’m going to faint I am heartbroken I am a ship girl

[hollow quarry]

i skip becus i dont have a choice to pull xD

[mental swift]

How

[hollow quarry]

bruh

did you forgot

also i got the CL from daily pull so i'm good

[mental swift]

I think I did

[alpine ember]

I skip too .... because i already have them and their skins

[weak parrot]

breastmander

[mental swift]

That's not called skipping

[fleet flume]

commander boobies mcbreast

[heady pawn]

Coomander

[mental swift]

mrbreast

[alpine ember]

I dont pull in the banner .... so im skipping it .... thts literally what skipping means

[weak parrot]

imagine guam

[fleet flume]

epic

[weak parrot]

I got guam

[mental swift]

you said that you have them and their skins

[fleet flume]

des moines when

[alpine ember]

Bro had 1 gem and a dream

[violet panther]

salem when

[mental swift]

so what, doesn't look too bad

[alpine ember]

Yes .... thats why i skip the banner .... because i dont need to pull anyway

[mental swift]

how though

did you raid manjuu hq to give you those new characters beforehand

[fleet flume]

he sacrificed a preschooler to get them

[alpine ember]

Next PR is Vermont trust ..... Kansas' hips getting powercreeped

[hollow quarry]

i pity 3 UR last year

[alpine ember]

Huh ?

[violet panther]

Vermont is DR-worthy

[hollow quarry]

hakuhou unzen and guam

[mental swift]

What event do you think I'm talking about?

[mental swift]

I got all of them in less than 50 pulls xd

[alpine ember]

Guam ? Or Implacable maybe ?

[hollow quarry]

good for you

[mental swift]

Im talking about the event which is going on right now

the italian event

[alpine ember]

Ohh ....

I thought u mean the upcoming impo event 😭

[mental swift]

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[mental swift]

She ain't even gonna rerun

[alpine ember]

U DIDNT SPECIFY IT

[hollow quarry]

only thing i like abt raid event is that it quick to farm

[mental swift]

She will get permanent

[fleet flume]

bro wake up and chose violence

[mental swift]

IF I TALK ABOUT EVENT WITHOUT SPECIFICATION YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT IM TALKING ABOUT THE CURRENT EVENT

[hollow quarry]

i remember finish date a live in like, 4 days, raid event give 0 coins but quite a lot of point

[mental swift]

I skipped date a live

[alpine ember]

WHY WOULD U TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT EVENT IF SAID CURRENT EVENT IS ALMOST AT THE END OF SAID CIRRENT EVENT SO UR ONLY CHOICE WOULD BE THE UPCOMING EVENT BECUSE THE UPCOMIKG EVENT IS WHAT U WOULD BE TALKIKG ABOUT

[violet panther]

ppl are calling new nurse-DD a pasta-Nimi-Nightmare

[mental swift]

almost at the end?

bro a whole week is still left

[alpine ember]

No i was kidding xD

[fleet flume]

the logic doesnt

what

[alpine ember]

Didnt know what to say xD

[hollow quarry]

the whole event or just the girls

cus it have some nice hear

gear

[mental swift]

whole event

[weak parrot]

don't let your tits get ended

[mental swift]

damn

guess those weren't in my destiny

[proud estuary]

Mahoonga munga

[hollow quarry]

lol

[mental swift]

So I'm correct

and you apologize

[hollow quarry]

wait nvm thoose dont even worth a medal

[mental swift]

ark royal loving this

[mental swift]

Yes those are fucking commons

[alpine ember]

Dont lie to urself ..... pull for Pasta FDG mommy

[mental swift]

nah it's just an SSR

SSR isn't as good as UR

[alpine ember]

I was talking about the looks

[mental swift]

so direct nothingburger

[lament palm]

Her looks are a nothing burger

[hollow quarry]

+1 BB fp dont worth my pull sadly

[mental swift]

And anyways I am caught up with enuff tech points for my research

[hollow quarry]

for who again?

[mental swift]

for everyone in general

so I really don't need to hunt ships for tech points

[modern dew]

bananas

[violet panther]

noice

[mental swift]

thanks nato

[hollow quarry]

the hunt for tech point never end

[violet panther]

never end indeed

[mental swift]

what exactly do you need them for

[violet panther]

+1 stat at a time, even trivial one

[hollow quarry]

upgrade the faction thingy, but well that kinda for tryhard

[proud estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-bite-hamburger-gif-26711880

[modern dew]

yummers

[mental swift]

yea and I'm not in that tier

[violet panther]

consider AL add like 30-50 new girls per year

[hollow quarry]

the thing i would do for +1 more CL eva

[violet panther]

(collab included)

[hollow quarry]

[rose spire]

Hello

[modern moon]

Fatass cat

[mental swift]

Lets see which collabs are going to be here this year

[jaunty adder]

which shipgirl eats alot?

[rose spire]

Yoooo Passingboy where you been

Huh

[violet panther]

for desserts : Massena and Painleve

[rose spire]

That’s weird since passingboy is back NotPassingboy is nowhere to be seen

Prob just me

[violet panther]

for ice-cream : NJ

[mental swift]

Yea it could just be you

[jaunty adder]

Passingboy blocked me

[hollow quarry]

i hope they rerun ssss again, cus i miss gear lol

[mental swift]

ssss?

[modern moon]

Isn't there Pissboy?

[jaunty adder]

in traffic

[modern moon]

[jaunty adder]

that fatassingboy

[hollow quarry]

the mecha anime

[weak parrot]

breast titties

[violet panther]

SSSS Gridman

[mental swift]

the one rikka is from?

[violet panther]

Gridman was ...a semi-power-ranger version of Ultraman

[jaunty adder]

NATO

[weak parrot]

teto is 31 years old

[mental swift]

did that Collab have rikka

ok

[hollow quarry]

[violet panther]

original Gridman didn't

[mental swift]

Yea I need the rerun too, I have rikka not the gear

[rose spire]

Great to have you back

I touch boobs

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/gridman-crucified-cross-whip-gif-16968702438637570220

[mental swift]

Where is your Bismarck oath PFP?

[rose spire]

Nitro gone….plus that was months ago I had it

[heady pawn]

Pretty sure it did

[proud estuary]

Who else is thicc af because I really like this

[heady pawn]

Rerun only added Hime & 2nd

[violet panther]

not SSSS one

[mental swift]

@hollow quarry People say that rikka is w14 meta with gear

[modern moon]

The Gquuuux ultraman

[hollow quarry]

w14 is so 4 year ago

[rose spire]

Oh…

Uhhh

[mental swift]

now it's w16

[rose spire]

I haven’t even started it

[mental swift]

But it's still one of the hardest

[hollow quarry]

well w14 hard mode is a bit difficult, but nothing a kurumi wont fix

[mental swift]

Bruh

[heady pawn]

It's easy though
I even cleared it with Drake as main mob tank

[violet panther]

the 3 Freedom UR DDs (or a Sandy) trio would easy-way through w14 and 15 ...... Willy-Laff2-EldridgeRetro/Sandy

[hollow quarry]

i clear it with drake on boss tank lol

[rose spire]

I’m reading food while eating this

[hollow quarry]

she still a dissapointment

[mental swift]

Yea I don't have eldridge nor the retrofit item so a sandy will suffice

[devout bough]

lanerrrs

[hollow quarry]

piggy

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire this capybara looks kinda like you

[hollow quarry]

wait, did they not put eldrige retro item in shop yet?

[mental swift]

ive joined every single popular gacha game server

[heady pawn]

I have the retro item, but never buy Eldridge

[meager marsh]

That red mark is really prominent

[dusk schooner]

Nope

[mental swift]

In Shop on august

[meager marsh]

Wrong. looks too cute

[rose spire]

What the fuck does this mean

You haven’t even seen me

[dusk schooner]

I had the urge to shoot it with a gun

[mental swift]

You live in MENA

[rose spire]

Wow thank you….

[rose spire]

No

[rose spire]

Fuck you

[meager marsh]

Makes sense 🤔

[meager marsh]

No thanks

[mental swift]

You live in iraq

[violet panther]

[mental swift]

[teal girder]

Bop

[rose spire]

Sybau

[rose spire]

No.

[meager marsh]

No thanks

[rose spire]

Shut up

[dusk schooner]

Why is it the more I stare at Francesco Carraciolo the more I think of her as FDG but with the average french design type of clothing

[heady pawn]

She's more like Champagne alter to me

[violet panther]

she give me a fusion of FDG+Champog+Hasumi vibe

[rose spire]

Italian fdg

[meager marsh]

hmmmm…. Yeah no thanks

[rose spire]

You never know how to stop talking

[frank relic]

Heck even her skill is similar to FDG

[dusk schooner]

Hmm RM FDG

[meager marsh]

True ….. it’s hard to stop talking

[frank relic]

At least the enemy get close = get barrage

[violet panther]

despite only halved der tonnage

[rose spire]

Yes

[rose spire]

No it’s pretty easy

[violet panther]

[meager marsh]

Not for me…… smh

[rose spire]

Yeah didn’t think so

[raven grove]

Hello

[meager marsh]

Why

[dusk schooner]

Hmmm ngl I kinda want the next ironblood UR to be Hannover or something cuz I just like the H class design

[rose spire]

Because

[rose spire]

I think it’ll most likely

[meager marsh]

Because why

[violet panther]

hannover is beyond-reach by current AL rule-of-thumb

[rose spire]

Because you’re dumb

[dusk schooner]

Too op?

[violet panther]

unless it's ww1 SMS Hannover

[meager marsh]

*you’re

[rose spire]

Elaborate?

[rose spire]

FUCK

[violet panther]

kinda

[violet panther]

too powerful

[heady pawn]

PR ships are only T8-10 so far

[hollow quarry]

[rose spire]

But lion exist why would hannover not?

[violet panther]

unless there's nre higher rarity specificially set for them

[rose spire]

Ohhhhhh so a PR kind of thing

[violet panther]

Lion is T9, Hannover is T11

[rose spire]

Ohhhh some type of wows thing

[dusk schooner]

Ah you're basing it on Wows tier

Lame

[violet panther]

also Hannover make Yamato looks like a teen

[rose spire]

How so

[violet panther]

Hannover is 105k tons, Yamato is 72k

[dusk schooner]

Btw chat should I get Yorktown 2 or wait for Implacable

[hollow quarry]

PR girls come from wows anyway

[violet panther]

not to mention Hannover is armed with 483mm guns , aka. around 19"

[heady pawn]

Implacable is in permanent pool though

[dusk schooner]

If Hannover gets added I'd kill the devs if IJN Zipang doesn't

[hollow quarry]

not yet

[proud estuary]

I have a huge cannon too

[violet panther]

there is IJN Satsuma

the T11

[rose spire]

Fat fuck

[proud estuary]

Goodnight commanders

[rose spire]

Gah dam Hannover need to lose some weight

[proud estuary]

See you all tomorrow

[rose spire]

Kind of annoying

[heady pawn]

I thought it is

[rose spire]

Cya

[sage zealot]

If you have Lexy no reason to not be Yorktown

[dusk schooner]

Shush she doesn't so the design will be thicc mommy

[violet panther]

japanese equalalent of Hannover is Satsuma T11 (Yamato is T10)

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966217168276586517/1465027307235315946/Cat_ayo_kaboom.gif

[violet panther]

Satsuma is around 90k tons, and have 510mm guns (20 inches)

[proud estuary]

If anyone have recommendations of a cuddly shipgirl to sleep with I would love to know

Preferably more cushion

[sleek cape]

Twin I upgraded

[rose spire]

I don’t play enough wows for this

[sleek cape]

[rose spire]

Fdg

[hollow quarry]

plymouth, she plain but get the job done

[dusk schooner]

Laffey's thighs

[rose spire]

As you should

FUCK

Read it wrong

[violet panther]

then there's the russians, Admiral Ushakov (T11) BB

[dusk schooner]

The perfect meat shield

[violet panther]

Russian Bias pro-max, albeit with an easy citadel

[proud estuary]

She looks like an angel, pure and innocent, she’s perfect! Can’t wait to corrupt her

[rose spire]

I haven’t even gotten old green cat in pr7 Admiral nakhimov

[icy herald]

been working on my enterprise VN recently and wanted to share some recent renders (was gonna post in al-art but might as well try here)

[rose spire]

Or Soyuz

[sage zealot]

Ushakov isn't even that good

[violet panther]

nekomov pr7? u playing wows mobile?

[rose spire]

I’m talking about Al

[sage zealot]

Maine is so much better of a ship

[violet panther]

oh ok

or Patrie

[heady pawn]

Russian bias is dead tho
It's now either American or Fr*nch bias

[dusk schooner]

That cafeteria looking place is missing Bremerton messing around

[rose spire]

I heard Russian ships were good all round in wows

But never considered them

[violet panther]

i said Patrie just in time

[dusk schooner]

When is my AVP getting an oath skin

[sage zealot]

Maine is just tankier then Usuakov when it matters

[rose spire]

Keep dreaming

[icy herald]

I didn’t get a card for her (yet), but this is kinda a one-off scene (I might redo it with more EU girls but that also means finding more cards)

[dusk schooner]

And you too keep dreaming about getting Lion

Cuz for now she'll be my wife not yours -w-

[rose spire]

Man fuck you that wasn’t necessary

[icy herald]

youch.

[dusk schooner]

Oh yes it was for the character development plot

[sleek cape]

I even became a booster

[heady pawn]

I need this bad boi to get added in AL

[dusk schooner]

Nein

Puerto Rico first

[violet panther]

a 35k tons DD

[late shale]

Alaska

[dusk schooner]

What about Austin

[violet panther]

or Annapolis

[sleek cape]

Guys hear me out

What if

We have Georgia right

[violet panther]

wdym "right"

[meager haven]

Ohio

[rose spire]

The character development plot was you bullying me

[late shale]

New Mexico

[sleek cape]

What if we put the guns on a Iowa hull

Named it Nebraska or sum

[rose spire]

TWIN!!!! I’m not anymore but this peak

[sleek cape]

Shoved it in AL

[dusk schooner]

What about add kamtchaka but instead of shooting at the enemies she shoots your own ships
Refuses to elaborate and leaves the battle

[sleek cape]

And watch people complain

[sage zealot]

I still don't know what kind of crack wargaming was smoking with Bremen and Hawaii

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1464233028334260306/togif.gif

[modern yoke]

[violet panther]

that's up to Wows and Manjuu to decide

[sleek cape]

Dear wows

I demand preussen

But Rhode Island first

[dusk schooner]

Man I'm still begging them for Admiral Scheer I just want to complete my pocket battleship collection

[violet panther]

imagine Rhodes Island in AL would be "Amiya with Rigging" instead

[dusk schooner]

Pommern but bigger

[violet panther]

[dusk schooner]

Doctah

[sleek cape]

I wanna make a German OC

But I don’t study them so it would prolly be shit

[violet panther]

ok

[sleek cape]

Is that Kear emoji your most used

[dusk schooner]

Base the design on Wis'adel cuz she's peak

[meager haven]

Just make them an annoying brat with blond and blue eyes

[heady pawn]

52k ton DD

[violet panther]

kear in bocchi pink tracksuit

[rose spire]

I like cool looking ships
I like hot ships

[violet panther]

ain't that CA CB guns?

[sleek cape]

H class but without the H twin

[dusk schooner]

That's a very solid ship ngl

Quite annoying to deal with

[dusk schooner]

So just class

[heady pawn]

CB
Same guns as Agir

[violet panther]

i see

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna touch you

[sleek cape]

Idk H class that still carries the one funnel look Bismarck has

[heady pawn]

But it carries bunch of long range torpedo

[sleek cape]

[dusk schooner]

It's just Bismarck's gun but triple

It's the same gun on Pommern

[heady pawn]

No they are 305

[violet panther]

one funnel....Anhalt?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hms-lion-azur-lane-anime-memes-gif-1870417443096944779

[sleek cape]

@rose spire I summon you

[modern walrus]

get the skin you want+ the ship then go to the link in my name

if people still dont know

[sleek cape]

H class hull with Bismarck and a mix of hm… Idk some other H class

[modern walrus]

you CAN play with a skin you own WITHOUT HAVING THE SHIP

of course you cant secretary but nevertheless there is an option in the shop that allows you to play with it

[violet panther]

Brandenburg? Pommern?

[rose spire]

LION YOUR HUSBAND HAS RETURNED I BRING THE CUBES TO YOU

[dusk schooner]

She's busy with me lil bro

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-war3-kratos-your-son-has-returned-gif-27160803

[rose spire]

Ty twin

[rose spire]

Leave the server

[sleek cape]

Hm..

[dusk schooner]

Pommern is the better option good brawler just don't try to snipe with her it's impossible

[violet panther]

Pommy is t9 eh? Brandy is t8

[heady pawn]

Yes

[dusk schooner]

When are they fixing Pommern's dispersion 😭

[sleek cape]

Pommern

[heady pawn]

It can't be that bad

[sleek cape]

Now the main gun layout

Oh boy

[heady pawn]

Alsace is downright trash

[dusk schooner]

If you don't know how to use her then yes

[violet panther]

Brandy is like :

• bismarck hull and turret layout
• scharnhorst superstructure
• triple 305mm instead of dual 380mm

and torps

Pommy is fdg-hull

[sleek cape]

German main guns

How buns

And more buns can they get

[latent sigil]

Idk how to use anyone. Just mix of UR's and most of the time i win 😅

[dusk schooner]

Screw em both and just go for Prußen

[violet panther]

german main guns are infamous for their dispersion

[dusk schooner]

GK tragedy

[sleek cape]

I’m close on preussen

[violet panther]

thoerically, the pastas dispersion should be worse, but wows made them marginally better

[heady pawn]

I have grinded all BB lines, except the new EU BB.
Alsace is only somewhat more tolerable than Duncan & Lepanto

[dusk schooner]

Just go grind for Cristoforo Colombo atp it's one of if not the best T10 BB

[latent sigil]

What is T10?

[sleek cape]

Tier 10

Speaking wows

[latent sigil]

How high do tiers go?

[heady pawn]

Like I said, I have grinded all BB lines, dude

[dusk schooner]

11

[heady pawn]

I have 80 T10 ships right now

[dusk schooner]

Is Atlåntico still abysmal to deal with?

[latent sigil]

Is there a T11 ship?

[sleek cape]

Scharnhorst Zwei

I’m making ts happen✌️✌️

[dusk schooner]

There should be 7

[latent sigil]

👀👀 ohh who? I'll try to get them

[dusk schooner]

Nah just sit there with Scharnhorst meta

[heady pawn]

Only in Ranked, which isn't that hard compared to Massachusetts or Lenin

[dusk schooner]

Currently unavailable

[latent sigil]

🥲

[latent sigil]

But will come back around?

[dusk schooner]

Still no given schedule but yes it will come back in the future

[dark solstice]

Back in my day we didn't have battleships

[dusk schooner]

Unc

[sleek cape]

Scharnhorst reborn as a H class

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[dusk schooner]

That's literally just Pommern

[sleek cape]

Shhhhhhh let my OC dreams wander

[heady pawn]

That's kinda what Mecklenburg is

[dusk schooner]

Go to gacha life or something the community might be shit but the game is good for imagining

[sleek cape]

My first wife will never be a burger

[dark solstice]

Shiny horse has the better name than pommern

[latent sigil]

Burgers are pretty great though

[sleek cape]

True

[dusk schooner]

Gold ship

[dark solstice]

Gold ship was Scharnhoss all along

[dusk schooner]

The other way around

[sleek cape]

Believe me I’m good at creating things, just been a while since I did German

[violet panther]

but pursuading your imagination to public is another story

[sleek cape]

I mean it’s not like I’m showing porn

[dark solstice]

My channel stuck in Nebraska no matter how many times I click

[sleek cape]

💔

[violet panther]

i mean it's open to ppl's comments about your concept from various perspective

[sleek cape]

Sometimes it helps fix a problem in the design

You kinda need judgement sometimes

[dark solstice]

All my ships starting with HMS because I am so creative irl

[violet panther]

[dark solstice]

Remind me of the Eiffel tower them masts

Not sure why

[sleek cape]

Reminds me of Jail

[violet panther]

it's Lattice Mast

a staple of early American dreadnoughts

[dark solstice]

Looked much better when they got the later design

[heady pawn]

Good things airliners didn't exist back then

[violet panther]

but severely weaker in storm

[sleek cape]

See we had these cool things called ocean liners

[dark solstice]

What that older style or the refit mast?

[violet panther]

most basic was tripod

[dusk schooner]

Know what just cuz I'm bored rn I'm gonna ask AI to make me a fleet and I'll try to win in exercise with it

[sleek cape]

Then the air liners came

And took our ocean liners

[dark solstice]

Those old masts remind me of slow sluggish new Mexico

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

Etsu shops at Etsy

[dark solstice]

I wanna go on QE2 to America rather than fly but man it sucks that even ocean liners are faster nowadays

[violet panther]

ww1 IJN BB/BC settings looks like british

but then IJN decided to stack rooms around tripod-mast to become the Pagoda

[dark solstice]

Because some were

Kongo, mikasa and not sure what others built in England

[violet panther]

in ww1, u may mistake Kongou with Renown from afar

[dark solstice]

1" diff in guns

[violet panther]

was Royal Navy used metric or Imperial

[dark solstice]

Back then imperial

[merry robin]

[violet panther]

so IJN used metric eh?

[sleek cape]

Barb use your brain

[merry robin]

I just woke up

[dusk schooner]

Nvm I regret asking AI to make me a fleet
Wtf is an Enterprise retrofit damn I sure wish that existed

[violet panther]

pfft

[dark solstice]

Only swapped to metric in like 1965 and I still do jobs in both metric and imperial

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

Hello

[dusk schooner]

Hmmm enterprise retrofit hmm the Gerald R Ford version

[heady pawn]

Only Yanks use imperial

Except on guns somehow

[rose spire]

Give me enty ur now

[weak parrot]

the british use imperial

[violet panther]

enty65 forgotten already?

[weak parrot]

it's literally their system

[dusk schooner]

Nah not really just go for the best option

[violet panther]

NATO designs intercompatibility i guess

[dark solstice]

More metric now

[sleek cape]

65 was the first nuclear I think

Brain isn’t working

[heady pawn]

Oh even NASA uses metric

[violet panther]

enty65 was a compromised but ultimately succesful of her time eh?

[violet panther]

won't be surprised if subcontractors have ones outside US

[dark solstice]

Metric is so.much simpler in my brain

[weak parrot]

the us only uses metric where it actually matters

[heady pawn]

IIRC they blew up the space shuttle when they tried to use imperial on the system

[violet panther]

Challenger?

[heady pawn]

They never tried again for sure

[sleek cape]

Ultra mega rock man

[dark solstice]

Both are as good as each other just for brainrotted peeps metric easier to remember

[violet panther]

factor of 10 is easier to remember for me

and 5

[merry robin]

45

[dark solstice]

I like counting with my fingers thumbs and toes even easier

[merry robin]

[heady pawn]

It's easier to guess how much a liter is compared to a gallon

[dark solstice]

Changing to liter was a mistake

[violet panther]

the Gimly Glider

[dark solstice]

We also work with tankers here in gallons then the gauge to spread what's inside is in liters per minute

I see what you mean now

[ember spindle]

metric is simpler period. who would've thought giving each quantity one canonical unit would streamline things?

[fallow juniper]

pinch

[ember spindle]

[heady pawn]

The only imperial units that make sense are cups & tablespoons

[dark solstice]

Never had confusion over metric to imperial but have had confusion from millimetres to centimetres

[violet panther]

[heady pawn]

[dark solstice]

Dude gave me measurements to fold a panel in cm and didn't tell me, usually everything else was mm

[sleek cape]

Yorktown forehead can break the great wall of china with one hit

[ember spindle]

me when writing an extra 0 is too hard

[dark solstice]

So he ended up getting super small panels

[violet panther]

same as why we talk naval-gun size in mm than cm

[fallow juniper]

how did you do all that in the span of 3 seconds

[dark solstice]

He wanted like 20cm and didn't write anything and I thought 20mm

[sleek cape]

Everyone spam him!!!

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1463345708110319616/togif.gif

[agile silo]

What the endfield

[weak parrot]

breast archive

[sleek cape]

Etsu there’s this thing called cropping

You need to learn it

[agile silo]

nope

[fallow juniper]

I have several questions...

[ember spindle]

it's possible to react to messages without closing the reaction menu by holding shift while clicking emotes. this allows spamming reacts, and conveniently my most used emotes are all expressions of affection so i could just immediately go ham

[dark solstice]

Camo dude, area 51 surely?

[fallow juniper]

this new fact I have learned will be of use to me

thank you my friend

[heady pawn]

Bache Archives

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Brat Archives

[ember spindle]

enough

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/l-death-note-l-death-note-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-l-and-light-gif-2285215854126525950

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-gif-25260320

[dark solstice]

That dude looks alive inside

[agile silo]

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chonker-cat-cute-cat-cheek-cheek-squeeze-gif-11672606686937910846

[fallow juniper]

have a takao headpat too

[merry robin]

[hearty salmon]

SHE BLUSH

SHE HOT

I WANT

I WILL THE DOG

YOU CAN'T RESTRAIN ME

[fallow juniper]

well if you play the pocky game you can see... a "few lines"

[weak parrot]

sus

[ember spindle]

not like we were going to

[fallow juniper]

If I know one thing about ya'll is that ya'll cannot be stopped

[ember spindle]

but why is the hand gray
i always thought skk is in a white uniform with white gloves

[oblique dove]

[fallow juniper]

lighting maybe? not sure neither

[tired crown]

[echo harbor]

Great, a new virus from bats.

[weak parrot]

breast archive

[echo harbor]

Thanks a lot, India

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[weak parrot]

futa skk

[fallow juniper]

dafaq-

[echo harbor]

Ass up, boy

[weak parrot]

you lied anyway

it's not a new virus

[merry robin]

I know one

[fleet flume]

yo

[karmic delta]

Hello there

[fleet flume]

pluh

[abstract ingot]

Honestly, I kind of like Chien Wu's skin here, and her addition to the event, just that don't her undies look more like a swimsuit?

[fallow juniper]

ya kno at first i didn't get the voicelines about it being light, cold, and "not leaving much to the imagination"
because this seems like the opposite of that

then we get to the actions...

[weak parrot]

sigh

please don't be another freak out over that skin

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463250736115880048/boise.gif

[solid whale]

[fallow juniper]

what freak out?

[sage basin]

I like how there's somehow 2 more in the finals.

On top of the one dominating with 9.5 million votes in 14 hours. Lol

[forest sparrow]

I stopped keeping up with the votes after Boise lost

[violet panther]

vote for rewards, and that's it, whoever you poured into

[sage basin]

I'm just gonna vote whatever is at the top that isn't boob slop lol.

[violet panther]

i can imagine many CNers do exactly that

[weak parrot]

hey vsauce, essex here

boobs are real...or are they?

[vsauce music plays]

[solid whale]

im voting atago

shocking ik

[sage basin]

The future gonna dig up someone's corpse and find a skeleton with 2-4 silicone pads

[weak parrot]

with a male pelvis

[sage basin]

Probably a picture of their VTuber persona too.

[violet panther]

with rusty phones

[solid whale]

ill be buried with my shinano and atago fumos

[violet panther]

i can imagined a tribal villages live on a once-flight-deck of an overgrown CVN on ex-drydock, forming a gorge made of rusted steels

[weak parrot]

that's assuming you'd be buried at all

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

a fisherman settlements occuped once a shallow-sunk super-structure of Missouri BB parts still over water surface

[sage zealot]

not a surprise. shes cute and shes chinese\

[heady pawn]

Even though you'd get buried, no one's gonna stop the cemetery manager to remove your body once nobody is paying the upkeep

[violet panther]

or cremated

[sage basin]

Not a surprise is EN voting for someone who's designed to be horny bait.

[wanton pelican]

[sage zealot]

preetty obv EN has the worst taste

[heady pawn]

Well, CN gets dumb censorship, so....

[heady pawn]

Smash
Next question

[viral matrix]

skip
next question

[viral matrix]

also
very specific name you got there

[heady pawn]

Of course
It's Mog after all

[rose spire]

Oh yeah en votes should be today I think

[solid whale]

yep

[weak parrot]

teenage mutant ninja panties

[stiff forum]

Wow en has worst taste but they still live with en

[solid whale]

yeah atago wasnt number 1

smh

[stiff forum]

Fr

[stiff forum]

Imagine ark royal

It's a good taste for "them"

[karmic delta]

Smash

[stiff forum]

Yeaz shes cute

Hot

[violet panther]

oathed too

[limber skiff]

Holy

[abstract ingot]

who is winning?

who is winning tell me who is winning?

[teal girder]

triple japan

[solid whale]

main vote isnt up quite yet

[teal girder]

and then loli and then loli

[weak parrot]

i don't have problems

i am the problem

anyway, back to to breast archive

[stiff forum]

Hm

[violet panther]

final vote starts after daily reset

[solid whale]

epstein archive

[stiff forum]

Oumi toping atago when

[rose spire]

I’m in between

[solid whale]

[teal girder]

oumi is near last place I think

[stiff forum]

eh it's me bro

[violet panther]

Endmin sure need access to Epstein Archive

[rose spire]

Nah

[modern dew]

balld

[rose spire]

Boobs

[stiff forum]

Balld

Bald

[forest sparrow]

Boise

[teal girder]

yup Oumi the worst gold

Kashino worst purple

[placid gulch]

WE WILL HOLD THE ALSACE LINE

[violet panther]

ain't Alsace part of Magnigot Line?

[viral matrix]

elsaß-löthringen

[teal girder]

Cuni has about 10% of what 404 has 💀

[worthy dawn]

lorraine

[placid gulch]

yeah yeah oktoberfest prost polka sausage, scatter

[clever gazelle]

What is zis elsaß

[full mulch]

Bots are at Fury~~~

[violet panther]

oh u mean da vote? good luck...all degens-trend are going off

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen2-hands-up-elsa-snow-gif-15636714

[placid gulch]

which didn't really fail, now did it?

well yeah ofc I mean the vote

[full mulch]

Da vote~~

Vote for nun Implacable

[placid gulch]

what else would I be talking about like

[teal girder]

voting hatsu to get all 4 japan top

[violet panther]

the place stands, but the authority behind it...

[viral matrix]

if i ever oath alsace, ill name her Elsaß because it pisses off the france mains

[viral matrix]

flanked and then disassembled

[teal girder]

no Uni

[viral matrix]

static warfare in 1940

[placid gulch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mod-check-poor

[viral matrix]

ww1 mentality lmao

[placid gulch]

uh huh

anyways

[violet panther]

thx to certain MoD (person)

[worthy dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795542499900653601/828686579886194778/image0.gif

[viral matrix]

youre like 3 weeks late

[abstract ingot]

Honestly

[rose spire]

I lowk don’t care if lion ain’t 1 but hope she’s top 3

[abstract ingot]

One loli should win the top 3 just for everyone to chimp out

[solar dome]

who has that gif of blucher spamming her skill proc

[placid gulch]

the vote has been decided since the first round

[abstract ingot]

[placid gulch]

so like

[abstract ingot]

But there is no possibility

[weak parrot]

hornee

[abstract ingot]

This will be the goonies

Alsace guaranteed

[placid gulch]

Enty-Mushi-Alsace

[viral matrix]

en has no taste

[abstract ingot]

Nah

[weak parrot]

EN gooners just have bad taste

[placid gulch]

that's

literally the top 3 in round one

[abstract ingot]

Enty will probably be kicked out for another goon

[weak parrot]

too many boob jobs in the west

[placid gulch]

which literally never moves in the final

[rose spire]

Enty will not be taking first maybe second since Musashi exist

[solar dome]

top 1 will actually be shangri la

[peak plover]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

medium boobs best boobs

[abstract ingot]

Top 1 will obviously be bullin

[teal girder]

how many ppl acturally start making alts to vote

no bulin in the voting

[solar dome]

I will change that

[clever gazelle]

Alts r banned

[viral matrix]

manjuu doesnt understand democracy
just make one singular election, are they stupid?

[placid gulch]

if I got a shot for every time someone says "EN has no taste" I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning atp

[teal girder]

JP still bugged screen, unless my phone is not working

[viral matrix]

en has no taste

[violet panther]

in less than 10 seconds

[solar dome]

this happens every time I think it's time we stop acting like we're surprised

[mental swift]

no taste? as in?

[placid gulch]

honey I'm sorry, I can't be your valentine ok
why don't you go ask turquey or Richie, maybe they will

[weak parrot]

EN doesn't have no taste, it has very bad taste

[teal girder]

EN only cant read, prob has taste

unless, they got covid

[placid gulch]

sheesh some people really want to catch your eye don't they -w-

[abstract ingot]

EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste EN has no taste

[placid gulch]

ah, the season of young love

[weak parrot]

imagine having a valentine

[violet panther]

EN taste is "every other taste that ain't fit your criteria"

[placid gulch]

and chocolate

[solar dome]

ban him

[teal girder]

still deciding who

[weak parrot]

anyway

[placid gulch]

no Arathy I won't be your valentine either

[abstract ingot]

Take 20 shots Apri

[mental swift]

I probably don’t have any taste but yeah it doesn’t really matter

[abstract ingot]

Arathy's desu

[weak parrot]

back to hypocrisy and loneliness

[mental swift]

I’m enjoying the game

[weak parrot]

ciao

[mental swift]

I’m lucky

[placid gulch]

no

[mental swift]

That’s enough for me

[violet panther]

not your Japanese Empire in the Americas?

[solar dome]

I accepted that my favorite won't make it to top 3 back in 2019

[abstract ingot]

[placid gulch]

I just took my proges you can't mess up hormones with alcohol

[solar dome]

wait that's the biggest lie ever thats the year amagi won lol

[mental swift]

no one except me can decide if I have taste or not

[placid gulch]

you want me to get cramps don't you

[abstract ingot]

What is a proge?

[placid gulch]

so mean

[stiff forum]

Ur back

[abstract ingot]

Ok sorry apri

[mental swift]

Yes I am

[peak plover]

He back?

[abstract ingot]

[teal girder]

proge sadge eroge

[placid gulch]

ok

[stiff forum]

He did

[weak parrot]

assert your dominance by urinating in his liver

[abstract ingot]

Hoffen will be back

[mental swift]

How exactly

[placid gulch]

nah it's progesterone
have to take it for 3 months so I get less cramps and they hurt less -w-

[abstract ingot]

Riding a beautiful white horse

[solar dome]

is this a hex

[teal girder]

where to aim?

[peak plover]

He lucky clone doesn't roam in gen anymore

[mental swift]

Ride a white horse by goldfrapp, peak (the serge Santiago mix)

[placid gulch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/uma-musume-27

[weak parrot]

you kinda just cut him open

expose the liver

[worthy dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795542499900653601/828686579886194778/image0.gif

[mental swift]

Cheating

[weak parrot]

and pee on it

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-verxina-heavy-breathing-breathing-gif-14851143927729933089

[abstract ingot]

Everywhere

[teal girder]

thats like saw kinda solution

[weak parrot]

well make an incision in the liver too