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i'm not even sure vets from ww2 are even alive anymore
HE'S CONSPIRING TO REVIVE STALIN
ew
What
yp, and i was refferred from movie "Enemy at the Gate"
fuck no, I dissagree with stallin
Putin is still a saint , compared to Stalin
Sadly we dont have the silly C&C stalin
wierd opinion that I don't agree but go off king
although the city today is named Volgograd
a shame
that they retconed an irl city after so many died defending it
and guess who manipulated Stalin there
Mommy volgagrad
also, I was making an I was there 1000 years ago meme refernce from lotr, sad that no one got it
They retconed it because it had stalin in its name
aka. City on Volga 
Wait lemme find a gif
Man that game was so much hornier than the other game of the series; i love it so much
The gameplay ofc, not the horny

tim curry had no reason to go hard in them byt he did
dead ass though. It was a genius move to hire fucking porn actors as the main heroines
for c and c
The one who helped me before Aquila
And A Mommy who doesn't need Mommy Features, Gal literally have Mommy Vibes embedded 
lmao
You ain't convincing us
Emperor George Takei, Banzai
we getting the Azur lane DLC for C&C 2026 have hope
She so great you need to mention it twice
Tequila
Yu are maid off stoopit
Exactly 


Uh oh….
Hey i no stink i havent had a shower for a few months tbf
Aight my battery is at 10
brb, forgor my AL Daily Commission
in-game Rhino tank is like size of T-80
submarine be scared, very scared
Damn i am gonna miss so much stuff from laziness in AL
Never even thought about hedgehogs xD
if there will be Future-us
Dies while typing th............................

Date A Live.
Date a live
ty i could have swore i started watching
it 🤔
normally she ain't this troll, ain't she?
ah i forgot started it then got side tracked by other anime
also i have to use vpn to watch here 🙁
season 1 and 2 aint licenced
No, she quite a serious girl, that have a soft spot for cat cus who isnt
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
i was reading manwha and the car saves the male and female lead after a cat crash

someone will take it seriously , switching "cat" and "car"
We will make english terrible again
some would even spell "honse" than "horse" eventually
i always call it Hoss
westerns i read they always spelt it that way lol
name of the hoss would get you banned tho
imagine Uma really bring "Skibidi Rizz" as honsegirl
Is this true?
heehehehehehee
tbh, for sake of modesty, they'll call her Rizza-chan

Boobs
bobatrf


Burningham 
Maido
and AndriaM
dem main fleet rigs
hi joe im dad

someone drunk?


silly
yea you are definitely (not) drunk
stay warm


permanent Imp

im a mischevous little goober running around getting up to shjenaningans
a slilly little goose
litertallyt me
the laziest british cat in existence
Question... How to level up fast? I'm only lvl 50
grind
Will 8 dollors do?
Old Gar is an american with a British accent xD
pay to this cat
, or pay to this birb 
no im guvkrf up on s noyylr og einr
woah
wine
that language
language of the drunks 

Time to start whacking
im gonna whack you
plays stupid games wins stupid prizes
I dont think this is the place to talk about that xD
it will finish when you fall asleep
imone pissedf off drunk and i have something so say
i do raffles and so far the prizes i have gotten have been stupid being a big fat nothing 🙁
How many fingers am i holding up ?
5gb more to download before I can play
potato
You are almost comatosed by my unprofessional opinion
9 formis and 6 kurumis in one bed
9 formis and 6 yuukas
My dumb ass had to look up Kurumi lol

Hmm this might be a certain mention to someone
new cruise pass soon 
could 9 formis generate Event Horizon?
Oh yeah
which one ? BA, touhou or?
BAs
ah gotcha now lol

touhou Yuuka is too sunflowerly scary

dont drink too much more or you get too drunk lol
but i like that she can stand outdoor and photosynthesis instead of earing
nah, next step drunk is la la land
Uh oh cops sirens just went past me
I love SAUSAGE
Man all I had to do was imagine the green box as Eugen to get a faster reaction speed

mines was always laying with the window open for a day while feeling sick
Ew
bro coke zerto is fuickingh
ikr
GASS
nope Mexi Coke better
i also love peosi max
ok true
That belongs in the trash
Big guy, are you good rn?
bruh diamond is better than gold
pepsi dont give you your prize when you win so they bad
I drank 2/3ds of a bottle of port wine
I think soda like Pepsi and coke could actually count as a biological warfare weapon
saids the drunk
Coke zero tastes like that one bitter medicine your parents used to forcefully make you eat as a child
no im drink
silly is what i call tipsy lol
not durnhk
durrrr

Hi drink I’m goth mommy
anything coke-zero inside house belongs to dad, he's coke-zero addict
check a mirror to see the drunk guy
i love pepsi max
he can't live a day without a bottle of coke-zero
cherry pepsi 
pesi
sometimes he numbed and puzzles, but when drank coke-zero , he become sharp and brilliant
Soda addiction sounds so yucky
biggie gonna start ranting to his fam soon xD
If you have a loved one with a soda addiction pls help them
you know what is yucky....not living the way you want to live
Ohhhhh gib some
when on a trip to China, my main duty of a day, is to find Chinese cocacola for him
dying is cringe, do better
so true
sometimes , living under strict orders for too long, to the point of "making superior happy" also makes you happy, despite stress and lack of freedom
too latnew
I drank mos tof a bottle of port wine
20#
percent
heheheheh
Oumi also loves wine
I met someone that drank 4 liters of coke every single day, 2 whole 2 litre bottles every day
im a goofy goober yeah
Greedy fuck
They would get upset if they didn’t have their coca cola
YOURE A GOFY GHOOOBER YEAH
Not healthy….
NO YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER
damn, I struggle to even drink a liter of anything....
man i miss open mic's on PlayStation, drunk peeps are so fun when drunk especially when you have a scottish friend lol
actually make it 2 liters
I have met more than one person that never drinks water ever.
i prefer milk better hydration
I used to be like that when I was a kid....but getting thirsty often made water taste better
You can have another drink if you do 100 sit ups
the person behind you can
as an adult I can only be thirst quenched by BEER
eventually I started to drink more water that way
I thought you were getting in shape big guy
only shape im in is cdurnk

Big Guy wants the beer belly

Every day I chug 500ml bottles of water, no breaths in between…
pretty much
that ancient knowledge of men will beam itself into my skull from forces unkown to man
I once chugged an entire body of water in under 10 seconds
kiwi water good
and I will smoke meats

More than 75% of the world is chronically dehydrated. 3/4 people here have physical and mental issues because they don’t even drink enough water

my old boy always buys those kiwi's
the more you know
more thna 46 pecent of the world is chrinocally drunk
I know no tt he strength i wield
i was on the borderline of death thanks to my body not absorbing water man dehydration aint fun
Did you know that more than 75% of the world is chronically dehydrated, but more than 90% of adults are addicted to caffeine
beer
ass so fat - dracula of dracula flow fame
If you don’t include children, 90% of the world is addicted to caffeine
ium addicted to crafck drock caffinene
old heart spiking from 80 bpm to 160 while doing no excercise at all that day
Her ass is so fat that I married her

ass si fat i eant it to be all i can see for atlwazt 16 hours
also
my ty0ing boutta be way worse since im on my phone

Did you eat
albohol
al bo hol
Did you eat breakfast
camerawoman knew her job
but the eaten food will eat

The amount of sugar in port wine, I can’t even imagine the hangover
Gonna be bruuutal
its funny rn

Just take care of yourself -3-


Hmpf!
You lowk mad funny when you drunk
im silly
Cow??? 

smirnoff ice is bloody brill, had that my last day on holiday with a burger and man its like the kiss of life
I’m gonna play this I bought a gameboy color for 80 bucks
never had that before
Ugh Smirnoff is so bad to me
Never had
is goooooood
Cheapest vodka you can get
taste like soder

do have loads of wkd irn bru in the kitchen but aint mine xD
My favorite vodka is the skull one
I drank that when I was a kid it was so good
shorty heav built like papa new guini
I remember being like 15 and getting my little cousin drunk with me on skull vodka and going to McDonald’s at 2 in the morning during a calm winter night
yall are crabz in a bu key and ive got old bay seasoning
im him
ive been him
i will continuebto be hom
Why not be her
i wa a t bornn her
💔
irl infinite money glitch
girl have highuer jncome ceiling
thank god no
wait u a her?
this shitnaint nkthing to me man
Unfiltered cane rum. 
I used to know a guy like that, he showed me how much he has spent buying discord nitro for other people, it was in the thousands
Like actually crazy
o wish i had that kinda money
id spend it all on warhammer
warkod totna
warlord titan
thays wild
And then I blocked him

Wtf? 
He wanted to keep giving me money and I literally had to block him to not
I feel bad for him
infinite money glitch
Hope he gets help
brooo
Unfiltered sake
my smirnoffnice actually tastes sooooooo good
raspberry

go from poort wine to my alcohpl sofrr
soder
Hehe boobies
It’s unfiltered sake

This is doburoku
Who doesn’t m
Which person has the biggest
big fat mult monoliths
Milking boobs
i want mokmy o want mollk ifnyoundo bot do all these things ommedeayly
i will ruon your life

BOOBIES
haters in shambes thay stay pixking the corn outta my shiy
Murasaki has big boobs
mubusaki
Bugs lightyear
there are bugs are in the corn cob we must purge them
unleash the enzymes NOW
hella kitchen sting
Ahh man now I wanna watch hells kitchen it's too good
Yes
but mad eof crack
I need me a deciphering machine 
Hell yea I will be so far out of this universe won't notice anything 😁
the universe shoul dliek smoke a joint and chill the fuxm oht
ibuki
is it stupid
Deffo
Bushwooki is so nice
whuh
the fanta yl gor me moving like an incasive species
why havent we invented the brown note yet
She is so sweet

Hello infernal

im rhe real invernal

Bandage girl
Just make her naked already 

I'm gonna grand azur lane after i finish my chemistry exam tomorrow 
abzud labe
Why do I have to wait 29th for implacable? Why can't it be tomorrow? Today? Now?
omg milf
Where are her clothes
why do i have to eat people ehen food exisfs

i took them off
her assests are too bigger for clothes

she just like menfr
I got them
if gouden lueww and fdg had a lost sister
i got deez
its her
Because ppl are horrible they hurt us, they need to be extinguish... Food feed us, don't do anything bad to us...

I hope when I get married she is dressed like a half naked stripper too
alcohiom
yey cheb this out
Hmm
dare i say I wuire like this art
Man boobs everywhere
I love boobs
It's stilling off after i bought kronshtadt skin they drop prinz eugen bunny skin
hm
abstago make me move like a neerdoerll
My TUMMMYYYY
Fa
neerdowell
ark royal in dd's dorm
stumy avhe
Spinning
sadness
Scrap one of them
Nice
someone has some chapters to grind through
We're finally back on the moon
Yes
Hehe soft boobies
Remember Apollo program
progress between 2024 and last month:
Live
You must not like w14
gettin there!
A II project like this lol
I bedrot on my days off
I did 0 new campaign stages in 2 years
"That should have been me not him (the chick)"
i stand corrected
well, it's easier to do now, with the latest ships
I'm happy doing 12-4 for exp grinds
bruh me and the whole neighbourhood power went out and it wasn’t supposed to get turned on till 2:30am (it’s 10:36) and it just turns on 10 minutes later
They lied to us

a power company having no idea how to estimate time?
normal day lol
you want Microlayer medley IRL?
48hrs of no power
It’s been out for hours last time
That’s a long time
they prob was supposed to calculate the profit loss with that
And where the hell did this took place Anyway for the brownout
Maybe so
In a neighbourhood
last time I had a brownout, my PC died
Woah that sounds scary…
aw cute
Yes it is
Yes you are

OpSi stronghold
the only good thing about a Monday morning
Also there's two cowpens
Huh?
It's a Missile Guided Cruiser of the united states
Ticonderoga class Cruisers currently being phased out
Ohhhhh
I could show you
Also the fate of the USS Cowpens or more known as Mighty moo? She was sold for scrap in 1960
Taken for Wikipedia
Also During my research, I've been lead to a boxer with the same name as the aircraft carrier but different pronunciation
Lead me to some kick boxer as well as a lesser fact


I just got back into this game and missed out on Cowpens, am I just screwed and unable to get her now? 

she'll rerun
I don’t have any more mutsuki memes since I don’t have nitro…

Sorry



I hope it won't take too long since she's not a UR but oh well. One SSR event where I missed and the boat is acutally both hot and good in gameplay
😭
well... it'll be 2 years
It's limited and you can't get her anymore
It's one time life banner
Beyblade

Kinda want the Dutch in azur lane
Guess I'll just suck it up and wait. I remember someone here missing out on Guam years ago like I did with Cowpens just now so I hope they didn't forget and got her on the rerun.
they don't forget ships on reruns, no issue there
I wonder what they are cooking for this years chinease new year.
Pls a Hai Tien retro x.x
Oh by forget I meant that person on Discord in particular
or... Maybe just don't quit
Also Belgium in Azur lane
Swiss navy when?
I actually stopped playing for a while because my phone wasn't able to handle it anymore and then I sort of forgot to keep playing on emulator
Oh it's that one infernal emote
Sad.
Yes the Tempesta girls
Well Mikasa is
Just hope they never go for the french pre-dreads 🤢


What ship is this
If we talk about the era in particular, there is also Avrora
Il search a fact about it
the og Massena
Also she was scuttled off the failed Gallipoli campaign
That's a major fact I managed to find
Also a sad fact that the French naval minister would send this away due to rising Costs and how obsolete the Ship was
We forgot about granny pamiat merkuria aswell
need italian ones
Francesco is a super-dread
Well i do love my Champange, brest and Algerie, but the pre dreads are just disgusting, visuslly and enginring wise
And Oleg


Why is Napoli so tiny
Say less
Her smile 
Im pretty sure that is north carolina...
but she grab brest
jk, i remember save pat brest gif but it's gone
I was talking about prinz eugen with my friend and he said "why are you talking about a guy with big boobs?"
Eugen was a man the whole time
so AL player is gay?
I am
Your friend go to too many anime con in asia
What you guys think
the other kind of gay
the boobs not big enough
The heck man
Man I want scheer to be in the game
UR Battleship PLAN Xi Jinping 🇨🇳:
Gippeul - Red Sun In The Sky (Cerds Phonk Remix)
Presave on Spotify:
https://onerpm.link/326991897042
(Available on the 15th):
xin bilin bilin xan lin 🇨🇳👋🗿
💭 https://linktr.ee/cerdsz
• Instagram
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New shipfu.
Scheer.
that's just most L2D+
L2d+ is segs mod
horny for milfs indeed
Artorias in nighreign is not something to be messed with
I don’t think you’re supposed to do that to the mic
it's like Ghandi said
"Be the yuri you want to see in the world"
They said that????
Last i check he said i should sit back ans build nuke in civ6
dead ahead?
I open azur lane in the living room and eugen start moaning
So who’s your favorite destroyer can you send pics
This so gonna be me when soyuz rerun
Everyone post your favorite destroyer
Did your dad hear it ?
Dad? Whole family were there
special touch harder
Dont tell me it realy happened and that's a joke 
I'll leave it at that
knowing my dad ever see lewd kaga when i open general, i guess it's possible

Real question is why would you not check your sound when you’re playing Azur lane around people
just be like me
forget the conversation, but my mom was like 'wait, do female cows have horns?'
cue me saying yeah, and just showing her Cowpens
I put my airpot ... Didn't connect 
What
I don’t think I’m EVER gonna do that
Oh classic
sniffle and go away sad
the fun of being in my late 30s, and my mom in her late 60s
she knows who her daughter is by now 
I’m allergic to sound
My mom would question the fuck out of me
unless it azur lane moan
Bismarck and lion fix my hearing
mine just laughs
but we also watch naval documentaries together, so she's as strange as I am
nom my chiz
Teach her how to play Azur lane
Family bonding
Now this would certainly be a story
my mom's fun
couple weeks ago, she was scrolling through whatever streaming service, and called me up and said 'hey wanna watch The Pursuit of Graf Spee?'
I watched cowboy bebop movie with my dad
And I watched the boy and the heron with my mom
Uh my mom likes crime shows
I think that’s good
And I took them both to watch vampire hunter d movie with me
Watch dxd with the mother
Peak
Gonna study chemistry now
I also watched howls moving castle with my grandma
I watched the movie garden of words with my mom and grandma too
bro she even thinks ai shit are real
like the cat stories
They will all watch anime with me if I ask them
💀
yea fr
That’s crazy
But lowk if I saw a cat video with someone opening the door and a cat shooting a laser beam i’d believe it too
my dad told her its fake too idk what she did to my dad now he trust on this too

Ohhhhhh
Hello infernal

oh just like me

I can’t do lion or Bismarck pat you have to do it for me…

Tyyyy


I love boats with overall big boobs

perfect shaped ones
Look like someone found something
this will never not be funny to me xD
Even hipper meta looks bigger than her
Shipgirls are constantly getting bigger boobs than ever
I call it character development
I'd say with Eugen its deserved, her chest deserves to be bigger xD
Someone post Eugen gif

the gtr
i want

mother of three
She has quality tummy, must be from all the training
Takao the mother to my children
lowkey wish someone welcome me home wearing that
house wife themed skin, manjuu pls
Can I pet dat dawg?
The devs realy want us to stare at the boobs 
See thru bra next
If only
Boobs
time to sleep

good night all

Hello barb

Hey ziolis
Hru?
inflate atago booba too
Good. Got home after math class
He made a statement so bad that even Ark royal look in shame
Ah its 9:33
Eat the dog 
Time to go sleep
Eat Gamer 
Gn
Sorry boys we gotta do this another day
NN food
I gotta be up at 7 to drive to class
I will however
Be taking the dog to sleep

How’d it go?
BOOBA
But boobs…
As usual. Nothing special. Soon govern exam
Oh dam gl with that
Morning
SODAK
Thanks
Np
Hi Barb
@sleek cape 

@pastel oracle

Me 0 on cubes
Will try get cubes to finally end my journey on finding my Musashi
Then getting Nun


I have to get Yorktown II and then the nun
My attempt to make Azur Lane Main Menu with Centaura War style
What do you think
Need more boobs
But good job
The jiggle, it's real!
Her thighs are larger than her waist 
BOOBS
Need more BOOBS

Proportions throw me off so bad
Wide healthy hips are important
Tbh her proportions make no sense 
But still hot tho
brooklyn content when
Meh, the small head is half of what turns me off of it. Not buying shit except Fujinami and Shimakaze's skins. Maybe Caracciolo's if I pull for her.
….
Someone posted her with a bigger head and its better
I am feeling back pains looking at her
Even still, waist is too thin for all that meat thickness she got. They inflated her so much that it doesn't make sense anymore. But yea, it's a little better.
maybe do more sports and stop sitting the whole day 🤣
the illusion of choice. lol
.hic.
Whole thing is pointless for a lot of ppl, I only voted for rewards.
How the FUCK is a child winning over kearsarge and lion? This isn’t EN right?
Does that look like English to you?
That is CN
CN moment
I don’t read
Because the child is superior.
one child policy
blue archive players i guess?
Now why did they move here
SUPERIOR LOLI
Why would BA players be voting in AL? Also what makes you think they'd all vote for the same loli...
Lol. Plym made it.
UvH didn't.
pog ply
Uvh oath not showing enough skin
she shows more skin under that cloak
LeHardi top 1 ????
thats 11+
Oh
They picked the most mid loli to vote for
she have great leg tho
Hardi is the best dd design ever
Eldridge has better legs
en is full of sea players, so they have to choose big women because theyre too used to be surrounded by 4 feet tall women
boob slop
im stimming


















