al-general

[sharp swan]

I mean

What does the nun do

Lmaooo

[devout bough]

What i'm running rn

[static sparrow]

Yeah but... But w14 has concealment effects that fucksup aimed damage

[icy ferry]

praying and some Holy inspection

[hollow quarry]

Fat fleet, or how the expert say it, thicc

[frosty star]

did hakuhou better than hakuryu?

[dense glen]

Havent seen any "where would you sit on a plane" post with Azur Lane characters
Does anyone have one?

[sharp swan]

You should oath hakuhou

[hollow quarry]

[devout bough]

Idk but I prefer her waifu-wise 10 times over Hakuryuu

[devout bough]

Nah

Wtf unzen mvp

[hollow quarry]

I always take the quiet seat, 18 hour flight is a long time

[devout bough]

How did she

[proud estuary]

Oh wow my first ever ship this is getting exciting

[devout bough]

Outdamage all my cvs

[devout bough]

Hmm

[static sparrow]

Did your cvs even hit anything?

[hollow quarry]

They prob miss all the torp for funzie

[devout bough]

Well yeah all my torps hit

That's kinda the point of converging torps

Sync their timing with a time stopper

And bam you have 100% torp damage

[proper steppe]

One of my favourites for a very long time. Even now, she still sometimes plays a significant role.

[tiny kraken]

she's cute but get off my pulls

[shut crane]

good cat

[devout bough]

Nyakhimov

[sharp swan]

Ignore the cat

[hollow quarry]

God i love that cat

[devout bough]

So i tried Arknights Endfield

And there's this

Really adorable nun

[hollow quarry]

Elven nun

[devout bough]

So now i'm cooked

Because i think i have to take up a new gacha game

I like my factory building

[hollow quarry]

Rip

[devout bough]

There goed my income

[nocturne ether]

looks a little bit like revenge

[devout bough]

I love Revenge

She's adorbs too

[rustic radish]

How to get Takao?

[hollow quarry]

Medal shop

[devout bough]

Idk build

Medal shop oh yeah

[proper steppe]

Meanwhile Langley, for the thousandth time: "I'LL FIX YOUR FUCKING FLEET! YOU HEAR ME?! WE'LL FIX IT! WE'LL FIX IT! "

PS: By the way, I'm teacher of some shit, or something...

[devout bough]

She's in requisition too

[nocturne ether]

hell yeah

[devout bough]

Love her and Royal Oak

[teal girder]

roasted pig

[devout bough]

Roasted by love

[teal girder]

good chef

[rose spire]

Why eat pork when you can eat steak

[devout bough]

Why eat steal when you can eat raw fish

[rose spire]

Why eat dirt when you can eat paper

[devout bough]

Why eat paper when you can eat Charybdis out

[valid wigeon]

Why eat Paper when dust is free

[normal comet]

eat charybdis

[valid wigeon]

So you want me to eat something that Musashi or the Sakura Empire would want for Dinner?

[hollow quarry]

would

[rose spire]

Why eat salt when you can eat Bismarck and lion

[valid wigeon]

Fr, free milk bro

[icy ferry]

We need more killer waifu

I already found 4

We need more killer wifi ships

[normal comet]

yes

[icy ferry]

Yes

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmmmm

[shut crane]

maid

[tiny kraken]

💔

[valid wigeon]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

It's quite the Exquisite Sight to see.

In which where is the maid from

For I will.

[lethal shoal]

hello

[hollow quarry]

[late shale]

Hmm

[proud estuary]

I started the game it says "im passing by akashis workshop"

how am I supposed to know who tf that is?

[ionic gulch]

Skemmer neko

That all I going to say

[proud estuary]

oh now theres yuubari

[hollow quarry]

[proud estuary]

whos this

omg another one soobrazitelny

who are all these people!!

[nova elm]

I smell Brits

[ionic gulch]

[nova elm]

Is this Charybdis?

[hollow quarry]

That chary yes

[normal comet]

ye

[proud estuary]

bremerton? this game really just throws an entire cast of people in your face and how do I know who any of them are

[nova elm]

If charby then tag Pig. Wake him up from his eternal slumber

[hollow quarry]

He already saw

[nova elm]

OMGGG HII ESSEX!!!

[proud estuary]

and why do all of the characters know who I am already

this game doesnt make any sense

[nova elm]

[hollow quarry]

Wait, did you read event story lol

[proud estuary]

I just downloaded the game and it forced me into this

[normal comet]

#al-lore

most of people here just skip

[hollow quarry]

Eh? That cant be right, main story dont have akashi nor yuubari, you have to read event story

[weak parrot]

breast titties

[hollow quarry]

Tittdie where

[nova elm]

Healthy people skip stories.

People on the spectrum read like it's the bible

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458800499062214773/20260108_133030.gif

[nova elm]

[proud estuary]

I literally did the tutorial and all of a sudden there is 10 random girls talking about "fleet chat"

[hollow quarry]

[proud estuary]

doesnt make any sense

[weak parrot]

I’m on the spectrum but I skip the story

Because i know its gonna be lame

[normal comet]

does multiverse dimension in every story make any sense?

[weak parrot]

[nova elm]

Its literally just Snapchat/WhatsApp

[proud estuary]

but why do I know who all these 15 different girls are and why do they know who I am

[hollow quarry]

Isnt every game nowaday have the chat with character thing?

[weak parrot]

It’s more like Instagram + snap

[nova elm]

Because you're a glorified office manager

[proud estuary]

ive never met any of these people in my life

[nova elm]

That's why.

[normal comet]

you're their chad leader. that's why you're famous

[tight goblet]

hmm

[hollow quarry]

Wait, do you even see the juutagram message if you dont owned the character?

[nova elm]

You're an office manager which just so happens to have an all female employee staff handling big guns and shooting terrorist

[normal comet]

[nova elm]

If the event has passed then no. If the event is on going even if you dont get them you will get them

[rose spire]

Lemme touch boobs

[hollow quarry]

Ah, i see

[nova elm]

I eat

[normal comet]

boobs

[nocturne ether]

more new year skins coming soon hope manjuu cooked

[normal comet]

[nova elm]

I wonder if there's an animal called boobs

[proud estuary]

is there like... any way I can actually get introduced to all of these random characters so I know what the hell is going on?

[nova elm]

I know there's a great tits

[nocturne ether]

go search them on wiki or something

[rose spire]

What if we lowk all fuse become the ultimate human grow boobs and touch our boobs

[nova elm]

OMG THERE'S BIRDS CALLED BOOBIES

[weak parrot]

No, because you’re just an average male harem MC designed to satisfy male power fantasies

[warm veldt]

Hi chat

[normal comet]

that time i reincarnated into boobs

[weak parrot]

It’s terrible, yes

but

It is what it is

[nova elm]

That time I reincarnated as a boob and become the biggest in my flock?!

[rose spire]

What’s it on?

Do I have to get hit by a truck to get isekai into the anime

I will

[normal comet]

yes

[warm veldt]

That time I reincarnated as booby

[rose spire]

I will DEADASS get hit by a truck to go into that anime

[rose spire]

Aight bet gimme a minute

[nocturne ether]

all fun and games until you get licked by a random dude

[weak parrot]

blue footed booby

[nova elm]

Cute tho-

[nova elm]

Okay so here's what boobies look like. Kinda like a pigeon fucked an owl

[weak parrot]

That’s just a blue footed booby

[warm veldt]

Cute

[weak parrot]

There are brown boobies

[nova elm]

Boobies for everyone

[weak parrot]

the blue ones are just the most famous

[proud estuary]

I dunno I just uninstalled it

seems kinda meh

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458193461176959222/20260102_223435.gif

[warm veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/howdy-gamer-howdy-gamers-howdy-bird-howdy-showdown-gif-27110821

[tight goblet]

hmm

[proud estuary]

I mean it can't be that hard to make a game make sense but seems azur lane doesnt try at all

[rose spire]

I’m now in the hospital with broken bones, you infact do NOT get isekai’d into a anime with boobs, if you get hit by a truck.

[normal comet]

if you're not playing anymore, stop complaining

[weak parrot]

There are six species of boobies

[rose spire]

OOOOO

[warm veldt]

This game is about ship girls and time travel

Wtf you mean

[proud estuary]

I played for about 5 minutes and then get thrown a bunch of random characters in my face that makes no sense so I uninstalled it

[rose spire]

What about the 500 extra timelines plus the other ones they add each event to make it even more confusing

[warm veldt]

Time travel

[nova elm]

?????

You just uninstalled after the tutorial???

Premium ragebait

Yummy

[weak parrot]

blue footed booby
brown booby
red footed booby
Peruvian booby
Nazca booby
Cocos booby
Masked Booby

[rose spire]

I just realised I still kept my javelin from when I first started she is ROTTING in my dock rn

[weak parrot]

7 species

[nova elm]

Y'all don't scrap your starters?

Lame

[warm veldt]

Brazilian booby

[rose spire]

Which is the best?

[weak parrot]

No, they don’t do that

[hollow quarry]

I kept all the starter

[tight goblet]

holy rage bait

[rose spire]

Nah I like making them suffer and rot so they know how useless they all are

[rose spire]

Loyal I see

[weak parrot]

Brown boobies are the most widespread

[late shale]

Hmm

[rose spire]

Where can I find?

[warm veldt]

Javelin has her moments

[proud estuary]

no I'm serious lol, why are 10 different girls randomly knowing who I am, and why do I know their names?? it makes no sense at all

[normal comet]

omg, fauna

[stable plank]

is this a h*ff*n alt?

[shut crane]

did someone say... boobies?

[weak parrot]

Any tropical region

[nova elm]

Most likely

[normal comet]

verily

[weak parrot]

boobies are tropical birds

[rose spire]

How do I respond to this

[weak parrot]

so you’ll find them in the tropics

[nova elm]

Shut up Brit

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-unsuccessful-ragebait-unsuccessful-gif-15226495446096725932

[stable plank]

you dont. its bait

[warm veldt]

If you play the fucking game instead of quitting you may fucking find out huh dumbass

[weak parrot]

there are boobies and tits

[nova elm]

Great tits are cute

[hollow quarry]

Should have use booba as bait, it more effective

[tight goblet]

ragebait successful

[weak parrot]

There are 63 species of tits

[tight goblet]

whats that

[warm veldt]

Naw this isn't me raging it's me saying screw off

[rose spire]

Amagi is just so fucking hot oml she’s bad as hell

[nova elm]

Man maybe i should open up a ragebaiting course on like... Only fans or something (idfk what teaching websites are good)

[normal comet]

growing up your daughter mode

[tight goblet]

no I know

whats reading

[nova elm]

My daughter

[hollow quarry]

Project identity, the grooming gamemode

[weak parrot]

The elegant tit (Periparus elegans) is a species of bird in the tit family Paridae endemic to the Philippines. Its natural habitat is tropical moist lowland forests and tropical moist montane forests.

[shut crane]

the hottest wife

[normal comet]

idk

[tight goblet]

kawakaze for me

[rose spire]

IM GOONING PERFECT OATH SKIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nova elm]

Shush PI hater, or I will shove your docks with baguettes this evening

[warm veldt]

Great now give us shinano

[rose spire]

Oh yeah that reminds me

[nova elm]

Vanguard oath when?

[rose spire]

Richelieu with French dih

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-piewolf-liliweiss-lilith-gif-7961460367714510067

[weak parrot]

The yellow tit (Machlolophus holsti), also known as Taiwan yellow tit and Formosan yellow tit[2] is a species of bird in the family Paridae. It is endemic to central Taiwan.

[hollow quarry]

Quite criminal amagi, bisko and vanguard have oath skin before vanguard and impla

[proud estuary]

its not bait you guys just have zero way to defend the complete lack of any plot or lore before throwing a dozen girls in your face that you are somehow randomly familiar with, its supposed to be a fucking self insert, yet somehow the self insert character has an infinite amount of knowledge that I dont

[nova elm]

YOU HAVE MEMORIES?!

[rose spire]

Yes i agree

[rose spire]

Yea i’m fucking human i have a brain well actually…

[warm veldt]

Mods ban this man

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-unsuccessful-ragebait-unsuccessful-gif-15226495446096725932

[nova elm]

I agree I agree. I shallnt shove 10.000 baguettes into your docks then.

[tight goblet]

I mean I dont need to say any more then #al-lore

and theres a hour long speedrun of all the lore

[weak parrot]

Mambo seafood

[tight goblet]

if u cant find it in u to read a few words

[nova elm]

honestly i now start to believe us RN fans are getting cucked of skins

[tight goblet]

then ur not fit for story style games

[hollow quarry]

Not the game fault he decide to read event story before main story ngl

[normal comet]

we just don't want to waste time explaining to people that don't play anymore

[weak parrot]

RN makes up for the lack of skins by being elegant as fuck

[proud estuary]

so instead of playing the actual game you have to go on the discord and to figure out whats going on

lol

[normal comet]

blud probably doesn't know the purpose of cube

[tight goblet]

play the main campain?

[weak parrot]

most of the Italian ships are elegant

[tight goblet]

like u never played it in ur life so ofc u wont know whats going on

[nova elm]

Uhhhh

Not really. There's the campaign. The war archives. The Tutorial.

OpSi

[weak parrot]

play with with my shinano meat

[warm veldt]

Looks at the new elite

[nova elm]

Billion different places without events

[weak parrot]

Francesco sucks

[nova elm]

Honestly yeah. Base skins are the best for them

[proud estuary]

I didnt even get a chance to start the main campaign before it throws this "fleet chat" on me with a dozen girls I have no idea who they are

[sharp swan]

That new nurse scares me

[warm veldt]

But she has a nice ass

[rose spire]

ULTTTIIIIIMMMMMMAAATTEEEE GOOONNNNNNN

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[weak parrot]

ark Royal wants realism in AL

sorry to say but uh

[proud estuary]

its literally part of the tutorial its not an event

[weak parrot]

That’s not gonna happen

[tight goblet]

its introducing u to the chat thing

[normal comet]

it's not the main tutorial lol

[warm veldt]

Ok can we have a mod kick him already

[weak parrot]

you have to deal with being a typical male harem MC

gross sure, but whatever

[hollow quarry]

Actually, main story throw you into pearl harbor equivalent at the start, it kinda overwhelming if you think about it

[normal comet]

it's not there before i first play

[tight goblet]

theres also a lot of yuri ye

[hollow quarry]

[weak parrot]

can I throw you into Pearl Harbor

pwease

[nova elm]

The entire campaign starts on the Pacific.

Yet we don't have a Pacific campaign in OpSi.

Great logic game

[warm veldt]

I have my oc that has that going but I go with takao because wife

[sharp swan]

How many children does portland want again and why

[stable plank]

oh no lore is leaking

[hollow quarry]

Send me into louis and we have a deal

[stable plank]

she wants 8 kids who look like indianapolis

[weak parrot]

Portland wants 10 children that all look like Indy

[modern moon]

[sharp swan]

We don't need 10 mini portland and indy clones

[tight goblet]

she does

[stable plank]

censor h*ff*n cos he probably the type who searches his own name in here

[modern moon]

Do kansen even get pregnant????

[normal comet]

he gonna touch me or something?

[hollow quarry]

I also want 10 children that look like independence

[modern moon]

[weak parrot]

There’s a literal item you can put in your dorm

That’s just 3 gravure shots of Indy

[tight goblet]

with little to no mercy

[sharp swan]

He's a furry, of course he is.

[weak parrot]

taken by Portland

[rose spire]

Shouldn’t be possible but i can test

[normal comet]

[weak parrot]

And you can display the pictures publicly

so yeah, yes half naked pictures of Indy in the wild

[sharp swan]

YD has proven it otherwise

[modern moon]

You're really fucking the boat

[weak parrot]

I want 3.5 children

[rose spire]

Only talking about Bismarck and lion

[normal comet]

sounds like what dr. anzel gonna said

[sharp swan]

I want no children unless wife demands it

[weak parrot]

[rose spire]

Lore thing?

[static sparrow]

artist thing

[weak parrot]

I will consume the wife

[sharp swan]

No, his artwork of his own ships

Noh

[rose spire]

Ohhhh is that the guy who drew cowpens pregnant

Accidental mess up

[weak parrot]

imagine cowpens naked

[sharp swan]

And Kearsarge, and Regensberg.

[ember spindle]

little essex?

[rose spire]

Oh my lord

[static sparrow]

and new Orleans

[rose spire]

Ew no

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1452623599352414338/1016.gif

[proud estuary]

any gacha I have played the tutorial actually introduces you to the world and girls , this was just very different and make no sense to me

[sharp swan]

You have alerted the cow.

[hollow quarry]

I dont think that stopping him

[tired crown]

Can she stuff me into her thighs

[rose spire]

Diving in

[normal comet]

perchance

[rose spire]

Cowpens boobs

[weak parrot]

cowpens in Afrikaans is koeikraal

[modern moon]

This person went from fucking the ship to fucking the cow

[weak parrot]

anyway

[modern moon]

[merry robin]

[weak parrot]

fuck the ship cow

[rose spire]

But Cowpens is both

[weak parrot]

the ship cow cow ship cow cow ship ship chip sow

PENIS MUFFINS

[proud estuary]

someone told me that if I wanted to play a game for actual lore and story dont play azur lane, but when I notice why somehow people get mad lol

[weak parrot]

anyway

[rose spire]

You’re hurting my head

[shut crane]

finally got francesco

[weak parrot]

good

[rose spire]

[tight goblet]

no one is mad here?

[late shale]

Hmm

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

remember kids, headaches can be cured with a quick twist of the neck bones (joke)

[proud estuary]

I sure hope not

[merry robin]

I will help with ur headache then

[proud estuary]

being mad is bad for your health and is shown to reduce life span

[weak parrot]

I’m mad

[merry robin]

As always

[weak parrot]

they call me the Mad One

[rose spire]

Yeah I can tell

[weak parrot]

because I’m batshit insane

[normal comet]

yeah, give him fransisco

[proud estuary]

people who are angry all the time die young, its true

its science

[weak parrot]

Thank god I don’t have a lifespan

[proud estuary]

[merry robin]

Thank god i did not meet u irl

If u exist

[weak parrot]

Why would you want to in the first place

[warm veldt]

Ok go die in a hole your obviously a troll from genshin or hsr now go away and piss off

[weak parrot]

are you trying to hurt yourself

[merry robin]

Question is do u exist

[merry robin]

No.

[weak parrot]

depends on the situation

[proud estuary]

I dont play hoyo games, womp womp try again

[merry robin]

I am reaching shores of Merica soon

[weak parrot]

go meet normal people then

[warm veldt]

K Y S

[weak parrot]

anyway, breast titties

[normal comet]

someone get the bait

[proud estuary]

but hey comparing me to random groups of people you dont like just means you're a salty bigot

[valid wigeon]

We've been essexinatored

[rose spire]

Guys please stop arguing and instead let’s post boobs

[tight goblet]

hmm

[rose spire]

Indeed we have

[weak parrot]

anyway, why would you subject yourself to the torture of meeting me irl

[valid wigeon]

Fr. Let's compare boob armaments

[rose spire]

Ew

I’m scared

[nova elm]

JESUS CHRIST

[ember spindle]

[warm veldt]

I have bipolar and this guy makes me want to sick ice on them

[tight goblet]

what games u play then

[normal comet]

he uninstall before even go to main tutorial, no use to tell him anything

[rose spire]

AHHHHHH

[nova elm]

BRO I WENT TO BREW COFFEE AND SEE THIS

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463984673020711005/20260101_163910.gif

[proud estuary]

I dont play genshin or hsr, never have

[merry robin]

Freaky nuggets

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1354806593493012630/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[merry robin]

Neither me

[rose spire]

First rule: NEVER open Azur lane discord in public or any discord server

[rose spire]

Rookie mistake

[merry robin]

Second rule: dont open art channel in public

[weak parrot]

I open discord in public all the time

[rose spire]

Monster.

[warm veldt]

Rule number 3 meh

[normal comet]

with highest brightness

[merry robin]

Mog in Nikke?

[tight goblet]

Im asking what games u play

[weak parrot]

My phone is always on high brightness

[rose spire]

Third rule: don’t open your phone if you don’t know what your last you had on and didn’t swipe out of is

[proud estuary]

you know what game I did play the other day, I beat baldurs gate 3 on tactical difficulty

[warm veldt]

Isn't that mirhara

[merry robin]

HEN- ahem Math exam

[weak parrot]

Yes

[proud estuary]

oh I just finished baldurs gate 3

[weak parrot]

Mihara

[proud estuary]

a couple days ago

[weak parrot]

the one I seek to reject

[warm veldt]

Bless you

[weak parrot]

how do I reject mihara

[merry robin]

[sharp swan]

Mihara is broken

[nova elm]

Okay benefit of the doubt here but...

I think Ark is just extremely and goddamnly oblivious

[rose spire]

(The math exam is secretly Hen-)

[weak parrot]

math hentai

[merry robin]

[sharp swan]

Mihara is as broken as mogador.

[weak parrot]

you get the problems right and they reveal boobies

[tight goblet]

nice

[stable plank]

[rose spire]

Where?

[warm veldt]

Or they're gay

[merry robin]

How did u know

[weak parrot]

strip algebra

[proud estuary]

oblvivious to what! I'm having a cozy morning in this very frigid weather...

hehe...

[merry robin]

I also have flying middle eastern carpets

[merry robin]

I flew to Dubai on that

[weak parrot]

I came

I saw

I left

[proud estuary]

a lot of us got a snow storm right now

[rose spire]

Since we talking about boobs

[nova elm]

Shoot his magic carpet now

[merry robin]

Musashi my beloved

[shut crane]

sugoi dekai

[warm veldt]

What takao boobs

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you

[sharp swan]

Bad touch

Bad touch

Stranger danger

[proud estuary]

I also have games listed on my profile widgets too, if you arent on mobile

[merry robin]

Why not

I came saw and came again?

[weak parrot]

!mobs

!mobs

!mobs

[rose spire]

Put this mf on one single dirt block in the air

Surround this mf with hundreds of cats

Give him immortality

Shoot him for enternity

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457689334844227634/20260102_154332.gif

[weak parrot]

anyway

[rose spire]

ASS

YEAHHHHH

[rose spire]

Yes.

[rose spire]

I love em

[sharp swan]

"You know what they say about rabbits"

[nova elm]

That ass has recoil absorbtion for a goddamn artillery

[merry robin]

I still dont get what she meant by that

[weak parrot]

fun fact: rabbit sex

[merry robin]

Rabbits are horny?

[weak parrot]

imagine bunny Essex

[sharp swan]

They multiply fast

[merry robin]

Imagine u

[proud estuary]

@tight goblet oh I am also playing pokemon crystal right now, and yesterday I bought "yugioh dark duel stories"

[warm veldt]

Ok why no musashi emotes

[weak parrot]

I’m not real

[nova elm]

YES PLEASE

[merry robin]

Ah i see

[tight goblet]

nice

[sharp swan]

Bunny cleveland classes

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-time-to-duel-duel-gif-614726734542598336

[nova elm]

Because midsushi (she was just released and no one has managed to get one into #1020044605053476994 iirc)

[weak parrot]

I have bunny clevebro

[proud estuary]

I didnt mean to offend anyone here or your game but yeah sorry if that hurt your feelings

[sharp swan]

We need more clevelands in bunny outfits

[nova elm]

Messana in a bunny outfit

[tight goblet]

no one's feeling was hurt

[merry robin]

@rose spire bring on Musashi emotes. And pat

[tight goblet]

dont worry

[nova elm]

[tight goblet]

would ngl

[weak parrot]

Did you know that Guam is actually a man

[warm veldt]

No we n need takao bunnys

[proud estuary]

maybe they could do a little better in azur lane to introduce you to the characters :3 thats all I was saying

[rose spire]

Brother 30 Barrett M82 have less recoil then Musashi ass

[nova elm]

Would be cool.

[sharp swan]

Guam wears no underwear

[rose spire]

[sharp swan]

She is a freak

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

imagine cooper as a microbikini bunny

[sharp swan]

Noh

[warm veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/mininuke-fallout-fallout4-güm-ez-gif-3359706356292379769

[shut crane]

[rose spire]

Is this blockable?

[merry robin]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462462350354415809/20260105_155015.gif

[nova elm]

Funny enough yes

[peak knoll]

Got some really good ships coming but no quick finishers

[warm veldt]

Nope it's a nuke

[rose spire]

Lucky

[nova elm]

I wish you the best

[rose spire]

Can you test it irl I’ll block then

[sharp swan]

Why is she trying to grind a rope

[weak parrot]

Bache bunny??????

[peak knoll]

Thanks

[nova elm]

Don't have the gun

[rose spire]

So it’s not…

[rose spire]

Bruh always so poor to buy a Nuke

[warm veldt]

If I like her I would've bought the skin but I went with unzen cause of ... bondage

[tight goblet]

I have both unzen skins

I WANT UNZEN OATH

[weak parrot]

Albacore bunny

[warm veldt]

Give us a maya skin first

[rose spire]

Keep dreaming

[torpid kettle]

unzen....meh not my thing...her l2dskin that is

[tranquil mural]

This s a nice skin but I have L2D+ version of her so idk

[weak parrot]

give us Le Triomphant skin first

imagine chien Wu

[shut crane]

nice tummy, good thighs

[warm veldt]

Best i can do is a pre order exclusive skin

[tight goblet]

mmm

[weak parrot]

incel bath water

lice included

[warm veldt]

Ouo gross

[languid dawn]

yo, i like that Necklace

[rose spire]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[proud estuary]

did you know that boneless wings are made with breasts, not wings

[rose spire]

Why did I read this…

[peak knoll]

Hello Lieutenant Horndog

[languid dawn]

Why did i notice your chat and read that...

[sinful igloo]

[rose spire]

Because you were supposed to read it

[proud estuary]

its just a fun fact

its ironic since its called wings but doesnt use wing meat...

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

[proud estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dainanaouji-seventh-prince-7th-prince-anime-tao-gif-7486748791991180876

[weak parrot]

armored nipples

[rose spire]

Yes i agree

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-tongue-emote-gif-7697866652276672685

[proud estuary]

people always care about boobs but which shipfu has the biggest booty

[warm veldt]

I was talking about new jersey

[proud estuary]

thats the real question that matters

[rose spire]

Prolly New Jersey

[rose spire]

Real footage of me btw

[proud estuary]

its too bad they didnt make her 1/4 scale bunny girl figure have better bases

they kinda fked that model up

should have been a themed full base

[languid dawn]

Will Takao in her new skin bigger than Atago?

[warm veldt]

Clear throat konshino

[rose spire]

She does have some figures tho

[rose spire]

Yes but probably will change when Atago gets her new skin

“When”

[warm veldt]

She got one during Halloween

[languid dawn]

I think this game was really realistic that these girls getting grown up

[languid dawn]

yeah i mean that skin

[peak knoll]

If you guys could name a ship what would it be?

[warm veldt]

The ss deadeye

[tranquil mural]

Is Oumi worth to build even?

[peak knoll]

I really have no idea probably BB Ravager

Just the first thing that I thought of

[sharp swan]

Horny ship

[tranquil mural]

Since we have chapter 16

Idk

[tired crown]

Fire ass gear loadout

[rose spire]

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[rose spire]

Everyone starts somewhere ig

[late shale]

Hmm

[normal comet]

use dishwasher

[teal girder]

its hoff

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-azur-lane-bismarck-azur-lane-bismarck-zwei-gif-3424012639844674759

[rose spire]

BISMARCK SPOTTED BISMARCK

Hot

Goon

[teal girder]

is this H2?

[weak parrot]

brown archive

[merry robin]

Yes. I have her.

She is considered best

[radiant cipher]

Feet

[modern yoke]

[late shale]

Erm

[merry robin]

Orbs

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[merry robin]

Dusty Blue

[low musk]

Huh

[normal comet]

ew

[rustic sapphire]

NJ

[proud estuary]

Yay

[weak parrot]

sus

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-albtraumnewjersey-gif-9741938132510477287

[low musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/543407879252869120/859705532449685505/image0.gif

[normal comet]

oh infernal is on

[radiant cipher]

🌭

[mental swift]

she could be a sister to west virginia

[mental swift]

golden hind

or uhh musashi

[agile silo]

the more i look...the worse

[clever sierra]

[tranquil mural]

Any showcase ?

[static sparrow]

Not sure about biggest but strasbourg is definitely big

[late shale]

Race queen peak

[dry egret]

Between Musashi and New Jersey

[proud estuary]

Now I wanna see Musashi booty

[pastel oracle]

[proud estuary]

She’s asking for it

[agile silo]

contemplating if thats the clothing or a cameltoe

[pastel oracle]

Clothing

[rustic sapphire]

NJ got biggest booty

No debate

[dry egret]

What about british booty?

[royal sigil]

so i get me sights viewing both Musashi and New Jersey
And now Dunkerque
And Trafalgar

[sick crest]

who has the smallest booty

[mental swift]

Trafalgar doesn't have allat

[sick crest]

we know who has the smallest breasts (hipper) but who has the smallest butt

[mental swift]

Lolis

Of course

[dry egret]

Any loli dd

[mental swift]

no wait

yea

[placid gulch]

-w- ohayooooo

[placid gulch]

Infu ohayo

Evan ohayo

[pastel oracle]

[mental swift]

WSG apri

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[dry egret]

German booty

[sage zealot]

[mental swift]

He's asking for science ofc

[valid wigeon]

I don't like demon women¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[mental swift]

proven

[valid wigeon]

I like office women

[mental swift]

Do you like teachers

[dry egret]

office lady

[valid wigeon]

Secretaries

[mental swift]

bro I'm asking him not you

[sick crest]

we must catagorize everything

[valid wigeon]

Lumberjack?

[mental swift]

Yes

[mental swift]

is this B&W NJ?

[valid wigeon]

Aw man, we get up in the mine gonna pickaxe her tonight

[weak parrot]

i did my daily 2 pulls

and i got alberto and francesco

[mental swift]

Me too

[weak parrot]

one after the other

[mental swift]

wooo

[valid wigeon]

Left and right leeeft and rigghh.

[mental swift]

Finally more maggie art

[valid wigeon]

Really tonight we gonna start breading tonight

[dry egret]

Kingdom of Tulipa or Northern Parlament doesn't have ass options

[valid wigeon]

Weird, then why when I go on the hub Russian is best women

[mental swift]

What about kronk or gouden

Ah yes kazan also exists I forgot

[dry egret]

Gouden is the only with big ass

[worthy pagoda]

good morning

[mental swift]

So they have an ass option

[mental swift]

Great oathing

Whoever trash reacted I will take you to the trashcan myself

[sage zealot]

DeZven

[dry egret]

In NP the biggest booty is Soyuz

[agile silo]

AY

NEIN

[mental swift]

nah

Atleast not officially

That's just fan bias

and that doesn't count

[icy herald]

holy hell that’s a cake

[sage zealot]

soyuz is very very slim, its just art that makes her ass big

[valid wigeon]

HOW MUCH YEAST IN INSIDE THAT?

[karmic delta]

Mutter

[valid wigeon]

We planted 6 Breast and ass implants

[icy herald]

yes

[mental swift]

and her recent ninja skin glorifies it to a large extent too

[sage zealot]

there is no ass in her ninja skin

[late shale]

Hmm

[rustic sapphire]

That pola skin with her giant ass

[weak parrot]

i like the music for the current event

[valid wigeon]

Who needed a bigmac

[royal sigil]

i return to see this upon

DZP jumpscare

[valid wigeon]

Kinda remind me of Cartethyia

[weak parrot]

penisjumpscare

[proud estuary]

Elf wife, taking her to the orc dungeon

[mental swift]

Jiggle physics disagree

[weak parrot]

what the fuck is this

[weak parrot]

why is she built like that

[mental swift]

Its gouden lewd bro

[weak parrot]

[radiant cipher]

Strasbourg canonically has one of the biggest cakes in the game

[karmic delta]

Hey Richelieu

[weak parrot]

she's built so weridly in that picture

[karmic delta]

Stras is wife

[mental swift]

She is since July 2025 tf are you on

[late shale]

Race queen peak

[valid wigeon]

Wonder, how much yeast do we need to make the dough rise

[weak parrot]

i don't recall that's how her body looks in game

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[weak parrot]

why does she look like that

[valid wigeon]

Italian woman

[radiant cipher]

Still huge

[mental swift]

Where do you find flaws

[radiant cipher]

Shes french

[karmic delta]

Hru?

[valid wigeon]

Wonder how long does she like her Baguettes

[radiant cipher]

Hotdogs

[static sparrow]

Underrated waifu

[karmic delta]

[dry egret]

Iris Libre have a big booty shipgirl?

[radiant cipher]

A standard baguette is two foot

[radiant cipher]

Yes

[valid wigeon]

Guess that's good enough for that ship

[rustic sapphire]

The cake

[radiant cipher]

[valid wigeon]

It's already moist

[weak parrot]

new jersey is italian

[valid wigeon]

She switched sided?

[icy herald]

so if subway has the 5 dollar footlongs, and I made a sandwich with a baguette, wouldn’t that be double the footlong?

(look I just woke up forgive me for being a little stupid this morning)

[dry egret]

Who is?

[weak parrot]

no it's because there are a lot of italian americans in new jersey

so she could definitely be italian

just like brooklyn is also probably italian

[valid wigeon]

Thanks

New fact I needed

[rose spire]

Okk it’s 3:64am gn all

[mental swift]

Wait theres also more cloth to the stripes?!?!?!?!?!?

[weak parrot]

new england has the most italians in the US

iirc

[icy herald]

anyways yall want some more cake?

[mental swift]

Why is your PFP bucky

[rustic sapphire]

Canon segs

[royal sigil]

[mental swift]

THAT IS NOT TAKAO

[valid wigeon]

How long was that thing in the oven

[mental swift]

BACK OFF

[rose spire]

Uhhhhhhhh

[mental swift]

THAT IS NOT FUCKINV TAKAO

[icy herald]

depends

[mental swift]

HER FACE DOESNT MATCH

SHE IS A SHAPESHIFTER

[valid wigeon]

Wonder...if it was a Pannatone...

[weak parrot]

yeah new york has the highest raw number of italians

[valid wigeon]

Heard Pannatones rise alot

[weak parrot]

new jersey has one of the largest percentages of italians

chicago also has a pretty large percentage of italians

[valid wigeon]

Wonder what US region had the largest amount of German anssestry

[weak parrot]

so chicago could be italian too

[weak parrot]

the entire midwest

[icy herald]

are you sure?

[valid wigeon]

How About Irish

[mental swift]

YES I FUCKING AM THE FACE IS DIFFERENT

[weak parrot]

north dakota literally has a city called Bismarck

[mental swift]

This is takao yes

[rustic sapphire]

God...

[valid wigeon]

Coming up

[mental swift]

Is this chicago

[runic abyss]

oh i guess its tits and ass posting hour

[royal sigil]

The double deal of Iowa and New Jersey

[weak parrot]

apparently boston has a large population of irishsex

[valid wigeon]

Also The USS Iowa almost sank because of Torpedo man Lawton Dawson

Also the Iowa had the US president FDR

[weak parrot]

Metaxas

[weak parrot]

The Battle of the Metaxas Line (German: Kampf um die Metaxas-Linie), also known in Greece as the Battle of the Forts (Greek: Μάχη των Οχυρών), was the first battle during the German invasion of Greece in World War II.

[mental swift]

It always is

[weak parrot]

that has one of most badass names ever

The Metaxas Line (Greek: Γραμμή Μεταξά, Grammi Metaxa) was a chain of fortifications constructed along the line of the Greco-Bulgarian border, designed to protect Greece in case of a Bulgarian invasion after the rearmament of Bulgaria. It was named after Ioannis Metaxas, then Prime Minister of Greece, and chiefly consists of tunnels that led to observatories, emplacements and machine gun nests. The constructions are so sturdy that they survive to this day, some of which are still in active service. Some of them are open to the public.

basically the Maginot Line if it actually worked

[icy herald]

rare hood cake

and that’s about it

[weak parrot]

we need to introduce greeks into azur sex lane

[icy herald]

this is literally just me

[valid wigeon]

Azex lane

The Boobies Rise

[weak parrot]

Greek destroyer Vasilissa Olga

[dry egret]

Gacha players be like

[rain valley]

speaking of shipgirl ass

[weak parrot]

[valid wigeon]

How is this build possible

[weak parrot]

she posts the same thing all the time

[valid wigeon]

No wonder

[agile silo]

When Modmins left the chat for 1 Second:

[valid wigeon]

Now someone turned into a Murmansk

[weak parrot]

ah yes, milwaukee

[valid wigeon]

Bucks

[valid wigeon]

There goes the USS Ronald Reagan

In Rise of the reds

In command and conquer

Or was that Red alert

[rain valley]

oh I should've checked for new Cow art
because new Cow art!

[late shale]

Hrm...

[valid wigeon]

Yeah, about that...

Turned it into a barbeque

[sleek cape]

Hi folks

Rzr Harro

[worthy pagoda]

Hi

[rain valley]

oooo, even more new Cow art!
much thicc

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

nipple salad

[rain valley]

hmm? 🥛

[late shale]

Hrm....

[proud estuary]

All of these: normal

Sin: lesbian hentai

Everything else seems fine there

[rustic sapphire]

I love this server because its just horny people posting anime tiddies together

[trim gyro]

most boring essex

[rancid compass]

yea you might want to delete that

[trim gyro]

as much as I like seeing stuff like that, you're going to get bonked if you keep that up

[merry robin]

Idk.

[shut crane]

lewd

[proud estuary]

Seems fine to me

[merry robin]

Damb did not know strasbourg was this thicc

[trim gyro]

it's your funeral

[rancid compass]

seems you didn't read the rules

[lilac jasper]

Lol

[rancid compass]

[merry robin]

Musashi my beloved

[rain valley]

mods would have to show up for once
for the rules to matter

[lilac jasper]

Has yamato been announced yet?

[proud estuary]

Based on what I see here posted daily, it’s fine

[merry robin]

The hell am i seeing?

[rancid compass]

leme ask Accu for you

[merry robin]

Hey Auntie

Whats up

[rain valley]

just doin my AL dailies
you?

[merry robin]

Chillin.

Turns out i did not do my math exam

Bruh

Have to go to classes again

For one day

[rain valley]

rip

[merry robin]

Anyway. I am going eep mode.

See ya later

[peak knoll]

yamato wont come for another 2 years at least

10th jp anni or never

[rain valley]

Yamato will at least show up before GTA6

[peak knoll]

thats a hot skin its sad it wasnt l2d

[shut crane]

yeah, with l2d her clothes could goop all over

[peak knoll]

yeah

[trim gyro]

her clothes you say

[rancid compass]

[shut crane]

just good all over

[proud estuary]

Oh yeah it got deleted I should have been more careful and posted this instead

[weak parrot]

people when they are piss

[proud estuary]

Silly me

[weak parrot]

ew, the worst skin

[valid wigeon]

Chen from Arknights Enfield

[peak knoll]

why did the official skin get deleted

is it on the ban list?

[pastel oracle]

Why was the Royal James image deleted that was official art

[peak knoll]

its not

lol

[rustic sapphire]

Why was it deleted tho ?

[peak knoll]

i went to check

[weak parrot]

i knew it

arknights is a chinese game

[proud estuary]

don’t ask me

[modern yoke]

Illegal maybe

[proud estuary]

I’m just here to enjoy the weather

[pastel oracle]

[proud estuary]

Would be pretty funny if I’m the reason they get added to the ban list

[modern yoke]

Maybe another reason is that it has to be official

[proud estuary]

I’m innocent!

I’m a good girl!

[rustic sapphire]

Most underrated skin
She's so pretty

[peak knoll]

all the ghost ships have great design

i always look forward to their skins

[rain valley]

hey Richie

[proud estuary]

But wait I don’t think if it’s official art it matters

[modern yoke]

[radiant cipher]

Hi turquoise

[proud estuary]

Even if it’s official art if it breaks the rules it’s not allowed then

[peak knoll]

official art is supposed to be checked

and its fine if its not on ban list in rules

but i guess it can somehow not be fine

[trim gyro]

as long as you're not asset cropping and its not on the list official art is fine

[shut crane]

technically you still have to pay attention

[proud estuary]

Are you saying I should post it again even though it was just deleted

[rain valley]

found a spot for Clem on my fleets again
general shelling mobber
will replace Duca with Napoli when I get her soon

[peak knoll]

tbh i asked mods about some images in the past and they said they were fine

and the moment i posted them another mod deleted them and warned me

so i guess sometimes its up to the mod

but official art should always be 100% fine unless its cropped in a very bad way

[proud estuary]

Ok

[rain valley]

some official art is on the ban list, or violates the rules
but yeah how it's applied is random af

[peak knoll]

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[proud estuary]

We lost another one

[rancid compass]

<@&460646206851252224>

[proud estuary]

Commander down

[peak knoll]

they didnt even try to at everyone

bots are giving up

[proud estuary]

[placid gulch]

no free robux

[proud estuary]

Who dis

[peak knoll]

idk but shes hot

[sage zealot]

Alvitir

[placid gulch]

Alvitr

[lusty marsh]

it must mean the clone wars are coming to a close

[rustic sapphire]

Alvitir