al-general

[umbral stone]

we have to dispose them

[lethal shoal]

nakhimov : D

[shut crane]

it's ok, she's an expert, she's a cat!

[lethal shoal]

add MORE fanservice on AL

[sinful vapor]

finally one shot Harbiter

[ivory bridge]

Tf

It's already too much imo

[vagrant coyote]

chat, is this Nelson retrofit version 2?

pregnancy arc like takao

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

Yorktown II is hot

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-yorktown-gif-11782108786531651750

[tawdry heath]

I wish I got Lion, now I need to wait million years for rerun

[sinful vapor]

Warspite

[nova elm]

Mornin

[tawdry heath]

John

[nova elm]

What

[west totem]

YORKTOWNNNNN

[tawdry heath]

Sad, no new warspite art

[onyx ember]

the pen calls to you

[tawdry heath]

I dont trust my ability to draw that good yet

why did I get 2800 weekly thign points

[onyx ember]

You don't get good by not trying

[tawdry heath]

I havent played in few weeks

[muted kindle]

Is the new Takao skin worth buying

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463908323928576052/20260122_154633.gif

[tawdry heath]

if you like takao, yes

[rustic sapphire]

You can rent it for free

[muted kindle]

Yep it's really worth it

[tawdry heath]

I like Takao more than Atago, atago too ara

[muted kindle]

I like both of them

[rustic sapphire]

Cake

[sinful vapor]

[muted kindle]

Nice photo I will save it

[lavish oracle]

just cause the wrapping has wrinkles doesn't mean the candy ain't sweet

[sinful vapor]

Batman

[alpine ember]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/fritz-rumey-azur-lane-fritz-rumey-azur-lane-rumey-gif-12441192175432685377

[tawdry heath]

[lavish oracle]

i sense tiddies

[lavish oracle]

[tawdry heath]

I dont know how I managed to pull fritz when I was completely broke frrom previous event before fritz came

[ionic gulch]

Uhh

[alpine ember]

"U sense them, i touch them ... we aint the same"

[rose spire]

I love boobs

[alpine ember]

We all love boobs

And thighs

[rose spire]

And ass

[errant yew]

[earnest frigate]

i don’t like the way the feet look in new skin

[errant yew]

Im more of a ass guy

[peak knoll]

I want my shipgirls less lewd

[errant yew]

They won’t

[earnest frigate]

you’re gonna have to be super vocal, you’re the only person i seen say that

[tawdry heath]

thats the neat part, they wont

[peak knoll]

I like them in the regal dresses

[tawdry heath]

I'm not big fan of spite's samurai skin, but its better tha nothing after not getting any kind of skin for awhile

[errant yew]

We all know yostar is horny company

[tawdry heath]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-warspite-gif-15199687

[peak knoll]

Fuck I hate OpSI so much

[errant yew]

If you’re not aware the lead dev of azur lane is a girl so it’s funny how she lewds her own gender

[meager vine]

lewd

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[lavish oracle]

i got ibanned for less bro

[viscid ledge]

Damn, when did Takao became thicc???

[meager vine]

[lavish oracle]

how tf are people allowed to post ts

with no warns

[tight roost]

Senran Kagura and Super Sonico going viral on TikTok due to "cutecore" trend will fuck the series' reputation so hard that even content farms might got their hands on the trend,trust me.

[torpid kettle]

guess she always was. uniforms are tight 😏

[viscid ledge]

Her uniform's hiding things from us.

[peak knoll]

Is UvH or shimakaze the better UR from selector?

[tawdry heath]

Schob

how is yu?

[meager vine]

[tawdry heath]

sleepy?

[stable plank]

uvh is the better wife of the two for sure

[viscid ledge]

Holy moly, Implacable is coming to the standard roster.

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463150063864906020/20260120_133214.gif

[tight roost]

my favorite game going viral on tt is one thing but content farms discovering one of my fandoms because of the cutecore trend will be the worst nightmare of my life

[modern moon]

OOF this fucking sucks

[fluid crown]

when

🔥🔥🔥

[viscid ledge]

Check #game-news

[viscid ledge]

How???

[modern moon]

I used it all

[viscid ledge]

[vagrant coyote]

[rose spire]

There is actually no way

[vagrant coyote]

who is the lead dev? lol

[viscid ledge]

Sometimes, ya gonna need self-restraint. Like I always did, UNLESS there's a UR on the banner.

[lavish oracle]

watched heated rivaly

ts is NOT hockey

😭 🙏

i have been misled

lied to

betrayed

[stiff forum]

@pastel oracle

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-most-wanted-rain-m3-gtr-m3-gtr-most-wanted-rain-gif-1331485330630449374

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-giga-chad-gif-361458188082193311

[languid dawn]

Free Implacable

[languid dawn]

yoooo Shinano pfp

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/takao-azure-lane-takao-my-beloved-gif-26177459

[rustic sapphire]

Make this gif but with the new skin

Hell naaahhhhh scam

[lavish oracle]

hell naw

[modern moon]

"First I'm going to take your ride, then I'm going to take your girl. Get ready for that."

[lavish oracle]

heated rivalry aint about hockey at all

[viral matrix]

every time i see this gif im reminded of jelly

[lavish oracle]

wtf are they doing in the shower

💀

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-javelin-ayanami-rodney-volleyball-gif-20207877

[rose spire]

The watermelon splitting?

Why they splitting watermelon? Cut it up like a normal person

[stiff forum]

nah she already took me after first ride

[pure swallow]

Azur Lane needs to decrease the breast size of shipgirls

They look too big

And disproportionate to their body

Kashino-looking shipgirls are starting to look common

[cyan idol]

https://tenor.com/view/best-man-holiday-black-guy-crying-black-guy-funeral-black-guy-crying-at-funeral-funeral-crying-gif-4006062888161857521

[pure swallow]

Like hell, look at Takao's titties

They look almost the same as Kashino's

[pure swallow]

Too big compared to her base skin

[languid dawn]

this girl look familiar but i dont remember her name

[rose spire]

Time to play as Catarina

[modern moon]

Heat level 6 I guess

[viscid sedge]

Rodney?

[languid dawn]

Oh

Nelson sister

[proud estuary]

Which ship girl is the biggest gambler

[languid dawn]

Why th did i remember her hair was white

[rose spire]

Pat the floof

[languid dawn]

Floofy wives

[rose spire]

Honestly I can see it as maybe one of the Sakura empire girls

Lemme find her rq

[rose spire]

Yes they are

[merry robin]

Agir 3d dorm boobas are also huge

[trim gyro]

I rolled the dice and got the Shima skin, I guess I need another Shima now
thanks to the elite curse I'm already halfway to another UR so it won't be long I'm sure

[pure swallow]

Yeah bro, shipgirl skins have too large titties for their body

[trim gyro]

next event is going to be a UR, so no perma UR pity, but the one after that probably

[pure swallow]

It looks uh.. weird and a little unequal to their body

[viral matrix]

welcome to azur lane

[modern moon]

Essex

[viral matrix]

almost every ship they release nowadays is like that

[rose spire]

Can’t find her

[pure swallow]

Well shi.. I'm all for hotties, but someone's gotta tell the Manjuu to maybe decrease those tit sizes a little

[peak knoll]

perseus all the way

[pure swallow]

If there's a shipgirl with big titties, shipboys gon' prolly have dangling gorilla size monster cocks

BBC for Alabama LMAO

[torpid kettle]

you want jelly? 😏

[viral matrix]

wont ever happen

ships are always a she

well unless youre the russian navy

[merry robin]

[restive wing]

Jelly mommy?

[viscid sedge]

or if your the Bismarck in the Kriegsmarine which was also refered to as a he rather than a she

[merry robin]

Slime Milf

[torpid kettle]

thought you googled it 🤣

[merry robin]

The Musume one?

I googled

[torpid kettle]

aye

[merry robin]

But did not watch

Just saw some pics

[torpid kettle]

xD

[dusk schooner]

I regret opening this server in public

[merry robin]

Why even open discord in public

Ah right

[pure swallow]

Yeah, I get that. But holy jesus, you've seen the updates and skins Manjuu and Yostar keeps sending?

[torpid kettle]

why even use a smartphone in public for reasons other then find the way 🤣

[pure swallow]

What now? Don't tell me they gon' draw a destroyer with huge mammaries

[viral matrix]

well uh

that has already happened

[merry robin]

Soon we making mama shipfus

[viral matrix]

plenty of times

[merry robin]

[pure swallow]

God damn...

[haughty gale]

If Bismarck was a he, does that mean he was bullied into submission by the dommy mommy Royal Navy battleships?

[pure swallow]

Yostar have mercy on your shipgirls dawg

Those titties too heavy

[pure swallow]

These players with fetish for titties must be rich for rolling in money for these kinda things?

[rose spire]

It was 1v16 he putting in a lot of stamina

[haughty gale]

Trust me it’s either gonna be Musashi or Amagi to be the first “officially”

[merry robin]

HELLL YEAH. I AM TAKING MUSASHI

[rose spire]

I’ll take both

[haughty gale]

[rose spire]

You saw what I said

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462174044584415332/20260117_205206.gif

[rose spire]

Jiggle physics

[hollow stratus]

ah yes

[merry robin]

Musashi my beloved. I still cant find her

[hollow stratus]

welcome to my hatred filled world

[pure swallow]

It's no hate man, shi you can fap on all those if you want

[hollow stratus]

ay, my world is just full of hate

[pure swallow]

This game needs to uh "balance" their art style

[hollow stratus]

i dont really hate this game

oh yeah

they do

that is one of the complaints i have

but what do you know, it doesnt make money

[pure swallow]

Fr man, lowkey agree with you on that

[hollow stratus]

i am forever

[rustic sapphire]

Back pain

[hollow stratus]

truly hoping

that i dont see australian ships

[pure swallow]

When's Sovetsky Soyuz's next event?

[hollow stratus]

but anyways

[rose spire]

Yeah I don’t wanna see that Shi either

[pure swallow]

Cuz after Sovetsky, I think I'm finally deleting this game

[rose spire]

Should be Feb

[proud estuary]

But wait there is one

[rose spire]

Holy Shi

[hollow stratus]

yeahhh

that happenss

its possibly for some historical reason

issue is that the other larger dds

dont

get this sort of art

[rustic sapphire]

Probably soon

[oblique dove]

[viscid ledge]

Of course it'll be Mog with da biggest personalities on terms of Destroyers.

[pure swallow]

Jesus Christ. Azur Lane's slowly turning into pornography with these skins

Ah no wait

Is this skin official?

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458126071319757014/20260102_222158.gif

[viscid ledge]

Yes. Yes it is. Mog's "Nurse" outfit

[hollow stratus]

i just kind of wish they added more

story?

actually, vrong thing to ay

i wish they revised the story a little

[rustic sapphire]

Ball

[viscid ledge]

Moga-ball

[hollow stratus]

i justg have a mild issue

with mogador

mogador is not that much heavier than some other dds in the game

[hollow stratus]

she is heavy, yeah, full load tonnage around 4k

[oblique dove]

[hollow stratus]

but z23 is like

3.5k tonnage

[tired crown]

Ball

[viscid ledge]

Literally the heaviest destroyer of ww2

[hollow stratus]

but like

not worthy of T H A T

youre makin mogador look like a carrier

[viscid ledge]

[rose spire]

WHERE IS HER BODY

NOOO

[hollow stratus]

i have an issue with ognevoy

[rose spire]

Did birb die?

[tired crown]

Nooo, don’t make into a ball….
miku bleep or smt

[proud estuary]

Mogador putting Taihous jugs to shame.

[oblique dove]

They won't I hope.

[hollow stratus]

yes yes yes

and thats an issue

im beginning to notice that character design is losing meaning

well not beginning

unless beginning means a whole year

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-azur-lane-seseren-shining-eyes-sparkle-gif-17366745

[hollow stratus]

can we just get more story please

[rose spire]

If that happens then we gon get another timeline that doesn’t make sense

[austere mesa]

AL in space

[rose spire]

That prob exist ngl

[viscid ledge]

I really don't understand some event stories. Where the Battle of Atlantic?

[hollow stratus]

i odnt understand event stories either sometimes

[tired crown]

MacDonald hard

[hollow stratus]

they ran out of idea years ago and started this

heres a good idea

go put your budget into making an anime

or a movie

on a certain ships history

[oblique dove]

I don't know the story has changed

[hollow stratus]

i dont like a couple of the designs because according to lore

the ships exist because of cubes and like

representing the ship

[viscid ledge]

I really don't question it, just want to play ship waifus.

[hollow stratus]

and so wth happened to alsace

or implacable

or mutsuki

[hollow stratus]

also what is this new event

[viscid ledge]

I see ship turned into hot anime women, I like, no question asked.

[hollow stratus]

im asking questions

theres always that one person who does that

[nova elm]

OMG ANZEEL HIII

[valid wigeon]

Then if there are no men in Azur Lane, how can there be ships that are child like or actual children

[hollow stratus]

lore states that

they all come from cubes

[valid wigeon]

My dumb ass Play Azur lane but I got no clue on lore

[rose spire]

That’s normal

[hollow stratus]

dont be sad

the games lore is

utter bullshit past the first ten minutes

[tiny elbow]

then the 2nd largest IJN battleship is flat

Im gonna die on that stance

[stable plank]

rock and roll mcdonalds

[hollow stratus]

you know what could have been easier

[hollow stratus]

if the gameplay was similar

[modern yoke]

[hollow stratus]

but the lore or stories is of the perspective of you

as like the captain in charge of a ship

[valid wigeon]

Wonder, if we took Azur lane and compared to to World History throw them into the cold war,

[nova elm]

Please stop sharing burger exploitation videos

[hollow stratus]

and the stories went into detail about the story of the actual ship

combined with every day things they do

for example

bismarck had a cat

[valid wigeon]

What do you want me to do? You need potatoes?🍟

[tiny elbow]

unsinkable sam

[hollow stratus]

yes

sam would have been a KILLER reference

[valid wigeon]

Weren't there like two cats of the same name?

[tiny elbow]

or maybe as a meowficcer

i completely forgot this game had that random mechanic

[hollow stratus]

lik esometimes the stories brush up on the stories of the actual ships

but they never go in detail ever

and in themodern stories they just dont bother at all

[probably because half the ships dont exist]

[static sparrow]

Oscar exists btw

[tiny elbow]

like fr al just keeps adding theoretical designs instead of actually built ones

[tiny elbow]

his name isnt sam

[hollow stratus]

sam was the british name though which is an issue

[valid wigeon]

There were like two of them I think Oscar and sam

[tiny elbow]

oh yeah

[hollow stratus]

because i dont think we know his original name

[tiny elbow]

sorry Im dumb af

[hollow stratus]

but the unsinkable part

[hollow stratus]

probably a reference

good job

sad part is its in a game mechanic nobody cares about

[rose spire]

Forgot meowofficers exist

[tiny elbow]

yeah theres so many mechanics we dont even use lmao

[hollow stratus]

ight

dude nevada was so badass

we need more story on nevada

[valid wigeon]

To bad she dead in 1946 (She was decommissioned)

[hollow stratus]

yeah

[valid wigeon]

(So technically not dead)

[hollow stratus]

better than dying after one operation

and being a pretty mid battleship

and still being famous and glazed

or better than dying, staying alone in the north

[valid wigeon]

Also sad fact for Nevada, she was exposed to nuclear radiation during the tests in 1946

[hollow stratus]

or better than dying from a shit load of planes and still being famous

[tiny elbow]

ahem ahem Bismarck ahem ahem Yamato ahem ahem

[tiny elbow]

I have the worst hot takes known to man

[hollow stratus]

the hell

is this

[oblique dove]

Archives documents from operation siren

[hollow stratus]

hot taake

i dont like opsi

or sirens at all

[modern dew]

that's kinda hot

what are you taking

[hollow stratus]

nothing

[oblique dove]

Well time has changed

[hollow stratus]

i already took my leave

[modern dew]

damn

[valid wigeon]

Also Isint Azur Lane technically Wolfenstein in disguise since we got Iron Blood taking unknown technology from the sirens?

[modern dew]

orange caviar

[hollow stratus]

i heaard the new event is just

taking photos

[oblique dove]

Well yeah

[modern dew]

of yourself in a skirt

or something

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-akashi-gif-10371630260258309568

[hollow stratus]

i guess a fanservice game will be a fanservice game

but please stop shoving it down the consumers who dont want its throats

[modern dew]

the consumer wants this

good slop

[hollow stratus]

azur lane has dropped significantly since 2021 because of this

not really its customers

just playerbase

[valid wigeon]

Sad they don't make music anymore

[heady pawn]

Gooners gonna goon

[valid wigeon]

The fire music like in my opinion like what? Sail Away Justice?

One of the best tracks I have it on my playlist

[hollow stratus]

i wish i could draw

[heady pawn]

They only do that for anniversary & muse events

[hollow stratus]

so i could start my own little passion project inspired by azur lane

[valid wigeon]

Wonder, can we have a simmilar game but this time with combat tanks

We already have girls frontline with Firearms

[hollow stratus]

yes

nothing stopping this idea from being illegal

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gfl-gif-13774020183685491234

[valid wigeon]

Meanwhile the Patent by Every defense Company?

[hollow stratus]

lets talk

like

old dones

like really old tanks

because then, just like al, they can give no shits about morality and respect to the ship

and make money off of it

cant wait for kv-2

[valid wigeon]

U wanna talk old?

Try me.

[hollow stratus]

da vinci tank?

[rose spire]

What the FUCK is that

[clear vapor]

Da Vinci was thinking on the future

[rose spire]

That shit do look op tho

[hollow stratus]

made of wood

you could breeak through it with the pommel of a sword

[clear vapor]

add spikes

and make anti cavalry

[rose spire]

I mean since the guns are spread out

[valid wigeon]

The gun gonna go ⬅️ ➡️ ⬇️ ↙️ ➡️ ⬆️ ↖️ ↗️ ↘️ ↙️ ⬇️

[random tusk]

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIRKK!!!!!

[rose spire]

[valid wigeon]

We carry the flame

[valid wigeon]

Soon.

U shall spin

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-genshin-genshin-impact-zibai-genshin-zibai-gi-zibai-gif-17934578877626961356

[hearty salmon]

UWOGHHHHHHHH

[random tusk]

Anyways

I was offline for exactly 20 days

[hearty salmon]

MILF

MOMMY

[random tusk]

What happened.

[hearty salmon]

MOMMY MOMMY MOMYYYYYY

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-umamusume-pretty-derby-umamusume-uma-musume-chibi-gif-18236116991427743155

[valid wigeon]

What kind of mommy?

Yorktown?

Cowpens?

[hollow stratus]

i think ive hated enouh for the night

im gonna go to sleep

[valid wigeon]

Herta?

[oblique dove]

Night

[hollow stratus]

cant wait to do this again tomorrow

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/aston-machan-aston-machan-wave-aston-machan-wave-gif-27323639

[random tusk]

Cot

[random tusk]

Well her front right leg is paralyzed....

[rose spire]

Cute kitty

[valid wigeon]

How that happened?

[random tusk]

No idea

My grandma found her like that when she was small

[valid wigeon]

Abandoned if I could tell

[random tusk]

No she was a street cat

[valid wigeon]

What city was this in Anyways, I know that turkey has alot of street cats but the locals in Constantinople take care of them

[random tusk]

I am not doxxi ng my country

But I will say some part of Asia

East. West south or south east

That's upto you

[valid wigeon]

Aight

[violet carbon]

i'm still not used to the name istanbul

[valid wigeon]

Let me re correct i can tell that's a turk right there

[random tusk]

Anyways

Here is my other cat

[violet carbon]

i prefer constantinople

feels like a boring event so far, but coalition battles often are

wait the only reason i'm bored is that its entire story consist of port fashion collection

[random tusk]

And my third one

[peak knoll]

KITTEN

[violet carbon]

please give us coalition battle with good lore like valley hospital or frostfall

it was honestly thrilling to solve mystery or see NP almost finally defeat Omitter

[random tusk]

He weighs like 7kg

And he is bigger than my hamstrings

And I am 180cm tall

[proud estuary]

Hello men

[violet carbon]

man i remember when Omitter was a final boss level threat

now Omitter is small fry

[proud estuary]

And women

And creatures

[tired crown]

Chirp

[random tusk]

My cat heard some birb

[rose spire]

He gon eat birb

[rose spire]

Hello

[random tusk]

I identify as a Saturn V LV

[hearty salmon]

Any kind with boobs big enough to fill my hand and my face

[random tusk]

So...

Guys..

How many of you know how to drive?

[heady pawn]

Drive what?

[proud estuary]

I know how to drive a woman. I think.

That’s about it

And I’m guessing

[random tusk]

Vehicle ofcours- WAIT WHAT

[dull sigil]

Who

[random tusk]

Anyways

Starting again

How many of you know how to drive "a 4 wheeler personal vehicle"

[solemn folio]

[heady pawn]

I know how to drive a forklift

So I can lift your mom

[random tusk]

Ummm

A daily commute vehicles used by sensible normal people I mean

[random tusk]

Too bad my mom.weighs less than you

[heady pawn]

70kg here
She's either slim or anorexic

[hearty salmon]

I do

[random tusk]

Which one?

[random tusk]

68kg lmao

[hearty salmon]

A regular AWD car

[random tusk]

Name bro

Is it a Subaru?

[silver lava]

Why do you know how much your mom weighs?

[hearty salmon]

Perodua Myvi

[random tusk]

I live with her

[hearty salmon]

It’s basically a Honda

[random tusk]

Nuce

I drive a ford FWD crossover

[valid wigeon]

What's driving?

I walk to school

[silver lava]

Just like driving or like a 4 wheeler ATV?

[heady pawn]

I have Corona

[hearty salmon]

Daihatsu engine and built like the breasts of my beloved mumomma. Rough and thick

[valid wigeon]

Everybody Kung flu fighting

[hearty salmon]

Nice

[random tusk]

This is the manual king for me

And it's a diesel

[silver lava]

What is it?

[hearty salmon]

Mines an auto petrol

[random tusk]

Not bad as long it fulfills it's main purpose

[hearty salmon]

End goal is a civic type r

[silver lava]

My truck is nearly gallons per mile right now 💔

[random tusk]

My end goal is a 7XO in future

[hearty salmon]

Or i mod the car to be as lightweight as possible

[heady pawn]

Old but Toyota

[hearty salmon]

Change the trans to a manual and be fast boi

[silver lava]

This would make the funnest rally car

[hearty salmon]

Well time to sleep

[random tusk]

This is the 7XO I want

[valid wigeon]

Better than nothing

[heady pawn]

That bad boy is reliable

[silver lava]

I got my dream truck back in Highschool, fun fixer-upper ans a great driver.

[random tusk]

I can feel the freedom just from seeing the photo

[heady pawn]

The only regular maintenance needed is just the occasional oil change

[valid wigeon]

IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[silver lava]

I’ve got 3 of them now! Four if you count the one me and my father split and build together on summer break

[valid wigeon]

F150 gotta be the most customizable trucks ever

[silver lava]

Still working on the lifted one, her frame is snapped

[random tusk]

I had this vehicle till 2018

This thing was built like a cockroach

[valid wigeon]

Shove an M2 Browning?

[random tusk]

15 years and still got 18km/L milage with AC💀

[silver lava]

I was looking at an 1919

[silver lava]

I mean, if it gets you home then it’s good!

[valid wigeon]

Ironic I was cooking pancakes

[random tusk]

It was

Then it got scrapped sadly

But we bought her big gym bro

[heady pawn]

Less electronics = less nagging

[random tusk]

Now we got this

This is what I drive currently

[silver lava]

Working on anything in modern vehicles actually makes me want to just jump

[silver lava]

Nice!!!

[random tusk]

We got a big loyalty towards ford even tho we arnt even american

[silver lava]

My first truck is still my daily drive for the most part, good old 03’ Chevy Silverado SS.

[valid wigeon]

Cute dog

Kinda look like chop

[random tusk]

That stop sign is so beautiful

[silver lava]

I was a flagger for a couple of summers at a mine

[silver lava]

Her name was Ziva, she was my wingman and the biggest sweetheart out there

[random tusk]

How would you rate my next reasonable dream vehicle that is actually possible for me to get

[silver lava]

Ooo, I’m not sure on the giant screen but I do like SUVs!

[heady pawn]

That's probably the best looking American pickup truck. The others look excessively huge for some reason.

[silver lava]

It’s got good clearance too

[valid wigeon]

If I were to get a car I would likely think on reliability and what Durability

[random tusk]

This is actually an MPV

It got both petrol and diesel option with nearly 200HP

[valid wigeon]

Also I'd get a cargo truck if I wanna get into a side Bussiness like Delivery

Hey money go brrrr

[silver lava]

It’s a good year. Trucks have to be a certain size here to emit a certain amount of Co2. So to get around that they build trucks big. Over simplification but it’s what’s happened.

[random tusk]

And this thing costs like 30k top model and has 5 star GNCAP rating

And ADAS, lane assist

And more

Basically better than what you get on many top model GM vehicles

[silver lava]

GM is, sadly, shit now adays

And I’m like the biggest Chevy fan out there

[vagrant coyote]

is this r/cars

[random tusk]

Idk anymore

[silver lava]

I just like bragging about my trucks and I had the opportunity

[random tusk]

I straight up started the topic

[heady pawn]

Gooning is on break
Try again later

[silver lava]

I’m working on a 1968 Chevy Camaro but it’s honestly been nothing but a pain

[torpid kettle]

you should go visit a doctor 🤣

[valid wigeon]

What kind of Doctor

[silver lava]

It’s a good topic

“I’m a doctor, In phycology!”

[vagrant coyote]

can never beat this bad boy

[silver lava]

Bet the fuel efficiency is actually pretty nice

[modern moon]

I'd go for a monte carlo than that junk

[vagrant coyote]

it is one of the best fuel efficient car in my country lul

[valid wigeon]

Let me guess Japan?

[vagrant coyote]

malaysia

[heady pawn]

Must be easy to get parallel parking

[valid wigeon]

Damn it. I was thinking it was Germania

I mean German cars are very efficient

[vagrant coyote]

we mostly have volkswagen here

[silver lava]

This thing is actually going to be the death of me. I could probably buy a house with how much money has been put into this thing

[vagrant coyote]

and uh... benz i guess

oh and asshole bmw

[valid wigeon]

Audi?

[vagrant coyote]

incredibly low audi cars here

[modern moon]

I mean german cars excel in engineering but can have higher maintenance costs and complexity

[silver lava]

^^

[vagrant coyote]

ye they are pretty much luxury cars here

[silver lava]

The shop where I live refuses to work on BMWs

[valid wigeon]

I mean they are the most experienced in making cars...

Also can't forget Porsche

Once I played Erika

It became Bismark

[silver lava]

I want to drive a Porsche so bad, just to feel it.

[vagrant coyote]

BYD is expanding rapidly here

[valid wigeon]

Oh yeah that exploding car?

[vagrant coyote]

started seeing them everywhere now

[heady pawn]

Eww Chinese cars

[valid wigeon]

Also keep seeing them explode in Chinese Social Media

[silver lava]

We had an Tesla catch fire on our ferry system 💔

[valid wigeon]

That may be but BYD? They explode constantly

[torpid kettle]

dont feed the meme 🤣

[heady pawn]

Buy Your Demise

[silver lava]

Nah, it was a Tesla. They had to push it overboard. I’m sure there’s a video somewhere of it.

I don’t think it was necessary the car just exploding though

Those lithium fires are bad man, we had a whole special day talking about how to deal with them when I got through EMS

[valid wigeon]

Wonder aren't Ev's much worse for the environment?

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-vergil-you-should-motivate-yourself-now-low-tier-gif-5868574977371925905

[silver lava]

Material wise yes

[valid wigeon]

Like you mine out mines which drive out more wildlife and displace locals

[modern moon]

Tbh BYD have uneven build,software issues,and lower resale value

[valid wigeon]

While you got oil producing co2 but not really causing any harm to anyone aside the workers

[heady pawn]

There is also the disposal problem

[silver lava]

Especially since most of the minerals are foreign imports shipped into country + their mines have no regulations

[valid wigeon]

Worse is the abuse on the sites

[heady pawn]

Phone batteries are already a problem
Imagine the bigger ones

[valid wigeon]

That triple flip Phone from China

[silver lava]

I’ve worked mines and exploration projects here in the United States and boy, it’s so fucking safe/enviromentaly friendly now somedays you have no work to do

[heady pawn]

I mean EV batteries

[valid wigeon]

Also doesn't Batteries required sulfur of some form?

Or is it regular car batteries that need it

[silver lava]

Isn’t Lithium the big scary in them?

[silver lava]

Regular

Or maybe all

I just know that lithium is what is bad for you and is what burns

[valid wigeon]

There's also people stealing Catheters in cars

Heard it's worth alot

[proud estuary]

big booty shipfus big big booty shipfus

[silver lava]

Oh no there goes my catalytic converter

[valid wigeon]

More common in the US well...it's the US...

[silver lava]

We had some people go out ans steal or try to some of my family’s stuff

[valid wigeon]

So you used your Second amendment?

[heady pawn]

Gypsies are spreading

[silver lava]

One dude tried to steal my cousins wood splitter actually. Man ended up laying on his stomach for 30 minutes with a 338 to the back of his head until the police arrived 💔

[proud estuary]

6% of shipfus responsible for 50% of the crime

[silver lava]

18*^

[heady pawn]

Sure Ark, you are part of it

[silver lava]

My family was never big on guns until I came into the picture. I’m the firearms nerd.

Shooting is fun, shooting people is much much less fun.

[silver lava]

Tdlr, just by a big dog

[valid wigeon]

What common Calibers do you use? .22mm

And what type of gun? Rifle or Smt?

[stable plank]

22mm ?

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151106653639413841/1464540761868730576/togif.gif

[valid wigeon]

.22 Long round

[stable plank]

22lr is fun and dirt cheap

[valid wigeon]

Murmansk.

[heady pawn]

But dogs need to be fed
Guns don't

[dark solstice]

I wanna oath Mutsuki for that stat buff and hell she literally beating w13 at lvl1 I think it was imagine lvl125 oathed and retro plus augment hell she gonna out perform every ship

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/murmansk-azur-lane-virus-seseren-gif-16695354062893687113

[stable plank]

does he know?

[silver lava]

I have an AR-15 for shooting for fun so that’s 5.56, 12 gauge for home defense, .338 for hunting, .44 magnum for bears, and a bunch of 22lrs for messing around with.

[silver lava]

They need to be oiled up

[valid wigeon]

Yeah clean the parts

If you don't they rust or malfunction when firing

[dark solstice]

Me here I just have a 50 Ib to shoot

[stable plank]

wait you guys clean them?

[nocturne ether]

reminds me of the musket copypasta

[silver lava]

Tally HO!

[stable plank]

tally ho lads!

[blissful oxide]

ark royal

[silver lava]

I strike the neighbors dog because it’s a smooth bore

[dark solstice]

Man hoping we get HMS Tally-Ho 🙏

[blissful oxide]

taiho

[silver lava]

Such a good name for a ship, I need to research this hold on

[nocturne ether]

also the 950 jdj copypasta

[proud estuary]

Alright fuck it I’m gonna play

I hope this game is good

[blissful oxide]

build ur fleet

[shell fog]

What the hell you hunting with .338

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-taihou-evil-smile-gif-20485240

[silver lava]

Moose

[nocturne ether]

people

[silver lava]

I’m an Alaskan

[dark solstice]

It started as a Fox hunt cry

[blissful oxide]

irs tax collectors

[shell fog]

Moose is literally the only sensible answer with that caliber lol

[silver lava]

Or caribou

[rose spire]

Are you ready to spend the next 8 months of your life grinding and then realise you’re probably only halfway through the game?

[silver lava]

I’ve seen them eat 30-06

[shell fog]

Tax collectors are acceptable as well

[heady pawn]

Grizzly bears?

[silver lava]

“Those level 5 plates?”

[silver lava]

10mm to .44 will deal with them. For the most part they’re nice though.

[dark solstice]

Motto
(first - unofficial) Celeriter in hostem - official Celeriter ad hostem - 'Swiftly among the foe'

[shell fog]

Grizzly meat aint really good for eating tbh

[stable plank]

338 lapua right?

or however its spelled

[merry robin]

U werent playing the game?

[silver lava]

Couple years back, my brothers

[proud estuary]

never

[nocturne ether]

of course

owning that many guns is an american thing

[silver lava]

It’s nasty,

[proud estuary]

I cant wait to have to spend my hard earned money on my dorm just so I can maintain the energy to even continue playing the game at all! yay!!! love this p2w game!!

[merry robin]

Why are u on the discord of a game that u never played

[valid wigeon]

What state you in Anyway?

[stable plank]

depends which part you live lmao

[silver lava]

Alaska

[merry robin]

Me who started in July. Still level 43.

[valid wigeon]

Makes sense

[nocturne ether]

I don't own a gun but I have one assigned to me

[silver lava]

I love it here, it’s so pretty man

[shell fog]

Ive had some grizzly Jerky in Montana once and it wasnt terrible but not great.

[valid wigeon]

Outdoorboys

[stable plank]

cant be much worse than goose

[nocturne ether]

somewhere out there in a warehouse there is a rifle for me

[silver lava]

Well; until I’m back up north for national guard 💔

[dark solstice]

You lucky those aren't panda's, they eat shoots and leaves

[merry robin]

Will make sure not to meet you when i reach the shores

[proud estuary]

I feel like I'm playing a facebook game from 2012 all over again with this stamina and dorm system!! lol!

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[proud estuary]

pay to keep playing!

[valid wigeon]

Least you get benefits

[silver lava]

True!

Not a big city person though, people are scary

[shell fog]

JBER?

[heady pawn]

Nah those games were scams
This one isn't

[dark solstice]

Water

[nocturne ether]

conscription things

[silver lava]

Sadly

[valid wigeon]

Real nice fishing if you got Time

[silver lava]

All my friends are in Riley

[shell fog]

It could always be way worse and you could be at Hood or Drum lmao

[merry robin]

@sleek cape Eyy Sodak. Soon i will reach the shores.

[silver lava]

True

[heady pawn]

I saw that

[merry robin]

U Mog?

[valid wigeon]

Skid row or Kennesaw Pennsylvania

[hard vine]

Where are the waifus

[silver lava]

I want to get into fishing so bad! My friend has taken my fly fishing a couple of times and it’s a blast

[proud estuary]

I think my favorite part of all azur lane is waiting 3 days for it to install

[nocturne ether]

oh right I just remembered I was issued a nice swiss army knife, no idea where I put it

[dark solstice]

Sodak needs more mg42's to stop you reaching shore or it's all over

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-beach-azur-lane-azure-lane-ijn-taihou-gif-13351985881316348868

[silk sleet]

Damn I looked at brown dust 2's l2d and damn

[merry robin]

Here

[merry robin]

U shouldnt have

[sharp swan]

Tactical albacore incoming

[dark solstice]

Skrill issue

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-azur-lane-anime-scared-gif-20548245

[nocturne ether]

isn't it lewder than azur lane

the summer skin is just shibari

[merry robin]

Boobs weight a lot

[heady pawn]

Moggers be mogging

[sharp swan]

They show nipples now in that game

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

Dw you can p2w but it’s not all bad f2p

[silk sleet]

Man I can't believe it's much more lewder than al

[rose spire]

It’s hard to tell when I started

[nocturne ether]

unfortunately there's no english ranslation uless you mod the game

[sharp swan]

Snowbreak just released a video with actual sex, but it's all censored

[merry robin]

When u saw the Roon

[merry robin]

It says Snowbreak 12+

[valid wigeon]

He saw he Smashed, he Concord

[rose spire]

Oh yes…but didn’t touch the game then

[proud estuary]

do you sleep with the girls in azur lane?

[silver lava]

INSANE

[merry robin]

Yes

[proud estuary]

which one

[merry robin]

Taihou and Shinano for now. Oh and Oumi

[proud estuary]

can you post the scene here

[merry robin]

Not like that

Lol

There is no explicit scene

Unless

3d dorms

[proud estuary]

can you show me the scene

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1456301500446806139/20251230_191049.gif

[proud estuary]

awesome

[silver lava]

I mean, if she doesn’t touch any of the balls could this be legal…?

[proud estuary]

I love how azur lane downloading somehow reduces my download speed down to kilobytes when I can download a gigabyte in 2 secondds

[shut crane]

delicious nutritious

[nocturne ether]

server routing?

[valid wigeon]

She's like a homewife

[proud estuary]

this is what my ex girlfriend looks like

I dumped her

[haughty gale]

Is this Chkalov?

[nocturne ether]

yes

[haughty gale]

[rose spire]

Boobs

[valid wigeon]

I like the setting of this is in a classroom

[rose spire]

Oh my good I need to see the l2d

ALL of it

[valid wigeon]

Wonder how the students got high grades

[nocturne ether]

you can find videos of it

on youtube or reddit

[rose spire]

Brb

[nocturne ether]

there is only 1 student

[valid wigeon]

Could I ask...was this a remedial class?

[sharp swan]

Horny ships

[idle pier]

Bro wht

[nocturne ether]

there are so many

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457059368821326029/20260103_060842.gif

[proud estuary]

This is actually good, I’m doing less than before

[merry robin]

U lesbian?

[proud estuary]

yes

[valid wigeon]

I guess Yorktown could be the good example of a Horny and Flirtatious ship Girl

[proud estuary]

you guys think you are chronically online until I show up (im the final boss)

[merry robin]

Wherever i go girls are lesbian. Is it a curse or blessing?

[nocturne ether]

yorktown when drunk:

[merry robin]

She turns on mommy mode smh

[merry robin]

Savin the meme

[valid wigeon]

Why did I send this at the last minute

Bru

[rose spire]

Man that is…that is one hell of a skin

[nocturne ether]

yes

[rose spire]

10/10 peak

[nocturne ether]

insta buy

[rose spire]

I’m poor in gems

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462058616118054912/20260116_185621.gif

[proud estuary]

I love how my azur lane download speed goes from 100 mbps to 400 kbps

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[rose spire]

Oh yeah that’s normal

Sometimes I download the update in 2 seconds

[modern yoke]

[rose spire]

Sometimes I download the update in 20 minutes

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[merry robin]

Sometimes i download upd in 2 secs

Sometimes in 3 days

[rose spire]

Yes that’s right

[merry robin]

Sus lady

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-gold-ship-mj-gif-16300409534087469760

[icy ferry]

WAIT

Wait

Can I ask something here

[merry robin]

Depends

[icy ferry]

Why is the photo wasn't selling in Azur lane for model!

All of the ship were hot

[modern yoke]

You Dirty mind

[icy ferry]

Who aren't they selling in Azur lane world?

[merry robin]

I dont get

[icy ferry]

[icy ferry]

The Story mode photo shop

[merry robin]

U mean why there is no selfie with cosplayers?

[icy ferry]

No In the Azur lane game the story mode photo shop

[merry robin]

Uh

[icy ferry]

Akashi said they aren't selling

And why aren't they high demand

[merry robin]

Akashi scams

[icy ferry]

But the ship girls work so hard for the pose

Awww

[static sparrow]

Those photos are for skk's personal stock

[icy ferry]

But

[trim gyro]

got some appliances sorted out today, had to move them around a bit to get them to fit and had to improvise a bit to install them on an uneven floor but I can now do the rather important task of drying my laundry as well as washing it

[icy ferry]

Make sense I guess
the commander didn't provide advertisment

[merry robin]

copyright works maybe

[trim gyro]

and in the event I ever get leakages or whatever, they're set up in the old shower so water will just go down the drain

[modern yoke]

[shut crane]

monarch such a wife

[icy ferry]

They are from different faction chances are their leader from that specific faction didn't approve Akashi photo shoot releasing in Azur lane world because it might ruin their reputation as a Battleship

🤔

I over think with this one

I'll just follow up shikikan just want the photo for himself

[trim gyro]

Taco calls it training, but that's pretty much everything with her, obviously she's training to be the best wife

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[icy ferry]

She is the Traditional waifu

[icy ferry]

Goodnight

[trim gyro]

SKK wasn't even supposed to take the pictures, the girls just decided to let them do it

[icy ferry]

Too late

He seek opportunity

[proud estuary]

once I get my starter ship girl im gonna scrap her

[icy ferry]

Evil

But why

[trim gyro]

assume that as soon as SKK gets out from behind the camera lewd shenanigans are going on in front of it

[icy ferry]

Mogador is definitely the list on that one

[trim gyro]

possibly with a camera set to "accidentally" record video

[icy ferry]

I don't know for the rest

Takao definitely not gonna do that

She's too sweet

[trim gyro]

Taco would 100% let SKK do whatever

[icy ferry]

The only person on those photo shoot would be Mogador

[icy ferry]

not without the ring first

We both know she's traditional unlike her sister

[trim gyro]

because as we all know, premarital sex is a recent invention

[sharp swan]

I ignore the lion

[proud estuary]

I invented lewd

[icy ferry]

Can't deny that even the nun is getting some action and they are the holiest

Oh speaking nun

I did not expect

[trim gyro]

still no L2D

[icy ferry]

SHE CAN CUSS

I legit laugh my ass off

The one that cencored

@##&-€?!

Holy I love dev humor

[rose spire]

Gn

[icy ferry]

There still time

Hopefully when I turn 90 the Azur lane still be running

Life meaningless without waifu ships

[devout bough]

Hmm this is fine for 14-1?

[static sparrow]

Run atleast one BB in fleet 2

[trim gyro]

why so few DDs?

[frosty star]

how good the lion?

[trim gyro]

lion stronk

[frosty star]

better than musashi?

[static sparrow]

Pretty much the strongest battleship in game.. for now

[trim gyro]

lion literally the strongest bb right now

[frosty star]

its normal im stuck at 6.4?

[trim gyro]

eh...

[devout bough]

I'm only going through 14-1 now but it looks like i can auto everything with this

[trim gyro]

you're just going to need to build up your fleet, any fleet

[frosty star]

my main fleet 17.3k and Vanguard 14k i guess

[devout bough]

My 14-1 fleets are like 16k both

[frosty star]

damn

[devout bough]

[sharp swan]

Wym getting some action

[trim gyro]

W14 is kind of DD oriented with the night battle mechanics, also having DDGs makes things a lot easier but it's been powercrept so you probably don't need them

[nocturne ether]

I like that she swears

[devout bough]

Yeah my rainbow bullshit go fleet is just mopping on auto rn

[icy ferry]

I feel like I'm gonna corrupt someone innocent

[icy ferry]

Either side has a horny team

[static sparrow]

Just do not use converging torp bombers or rocket fighters on carriers

[frosty star]

how to not stuck at w6.4

[sharp swan]

Oki

[devout bough]

Why, converg torps and timestop is goated against heavy armour

[sharp swan]

Do it

[icy ferry]

Someone explain him about bird and the bee