#al-general
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there are people who get turned on by fuckinh sweat
it all started when she was almost bare naked but then human vapour goes out of her, but in reality its represents someone filled with lust and heart eyes and all...
one relationship doesn't devalue their entire sexuality
There are people who get turned on by poop
No joke
take that in mind
Exactly
Its basically like the joke when smoke comes ojt of ur head, that ur brain is breaking bevause u are thinking too much
Morning
remember kids: no fucking swearing
That's alsace
im smort
And this is the first fucking message i read... Fuck meeee
yes, unless they change their preferences and is actually Bi, Idk with these internet situations making me stupid at the same time
Yeah the scat tag exists...
Only beginner noob weebs would mistake horny for stinky. Skill issue!
It does actually .... if u gay or lesbian, it literally means u will nkt get into a love relatilnship with the other sex .... that is literally what gay and lesbian mean
But she's both
Omg ew. This is so offensive /s
Vapour = Steam = Horny, Classic 
so I was wrong about it yes, but yeah they won't be in a relationship at all
Correct
Anyone who doesn’t like stinky girls is a misogynist
there's an explicit warning to never leave Alsace alone with the commander
Or gay
brain blast
I guess I'm gay then
It sounds weird to say this but i think a Woman has a pretty good natural smell on them
And misogynist
Yeah that’s what I mean
They do

Alsace overloads due to confusion
Mogador overloads due to Lust
And i overload to both seeing them both ....
Alsace overloads without her fail safe mask
fun fact: women smell like women
"Ur house knows where ur bed is"
One can be programmed but better emotions than Kearsarge
Other is Lust Incarnate
like alsace in general with mask looks pretty fucking serious
"It's a crime to be a criminal"
Gal looks like she is grinning to kill you
"Ppl die if u kill them"
death is deadly
not a Yandere but she does look like she loves to kill you
Suicide is life threatening
dying is the number one cause of death in the world
Did you know that fun fact: most, and almost all dinosaurs had feathers
They aren’t just naked lizards
They all had feathers all over
what is the number 2? ah yes, Hitbox Collision
and without mask she's just pretty silly
Also fun fact : Spinosaurus keeps changing everytime you breathe.
I know ... i saw them life
Telefrag
have you fed your Cow today?
Live*
Minecraft when Too much mobs collide
I've fed her
grass
I don't have her iirc 
you've eaten dinosaur before
I fed my cow my meat and my cream today
Too bad
I fed my snake today
still on the road to being the best 🍑 
Oooh we lost another one
BOO THIS MAN
Everybody getting raptured
BOOOO
No life ... like life on stage life
Man down
Ohhh
Mb cause you know
Rip to another comrade.
Mikomiko
A long list of fallen comrades for the cryptobros.
Ohhh yes, now we getting the german memes out
cock with no balls
balls with no cock
Another series of scam pictures preserved by me
sounds like a worm
Boobs without nipples
Yes I have a crazy obsession of preserving these scam pictures
i'm gonna cock your balls
Son
Don't you pecking dare
Why does it look so hot in there
Can confirm. It was humid. I was the manjuu
Grahh, Black Haired Crimson Eyed Girl 
Joe.
SoDak
seggs
Eww piercings
Nah I just don't like thug wannabes
If they have nose rings, then they are cow wannabes
Boobies
True
Yes twin true
Best Fluff
LeBron James
I see it’s peak oclock
best fluffy
Sir that's Fat
fluffy is a synonym for fat
Uhhhhhhh
That is just Milky
also, not a sir
that too 🥛
what if Puffy 
that's more a face lol
STAY OUT STAY OUT IN IN IN IN IN IN
That ain't no Synonym I ever heard of
Intriguing 🧐
Fuckin' "Well upholstered" is a new one too, for that matter
Is this an ai response
what isnt an ai response nowadays
probably, but it's what I was thinking of exactly lol
but yes i was at one of his shows years ago
yeah it's one of those "you're not fat, you're just... fluffy" kinda words
ouhhhhhh
Otto has spawned in
So like it came from a joke someone made or something
I mean, it's always been one of those softer-than-saying-fat words
A well known fat comedian making a joke about the "Levels of Fat"
Shiracer mentioned
interesting
IIRC the point of the joke was:
"I don't call myself fat, I say I'm 'Fluffy'"
LIBERAL??!!!!!!!!!?!??!?? GUUUULLLPPPPP…..
Hmm
Race Queen Shinano: Iconic
Swimsuit Shinano: Lewd
Bunny Shinano: "Best"

Oath Shinano: Myth
AKA her best designed one
Party is just Elegance
Party skins don’t exist anymore sorrrryyyyyy
Get with the times unc…..
Smh….
yo, why do you copy my opinion? 
I love Bunny most
party skins are now 'party in the bedroom' skins
Isn't it true though 
BUNNY!!!
Hmm
Party skin is practically the same as her default 
Sleepy da bunny
Or pool in some cases
true
Bunny mating season soon 
I prefer Swimsuit, not because she is lewd, but she shows her Beauty and almost alluring at her Peak
Thought it was daily things
ofc that was really good too 
Hmm
Is this boat just posting hmm?
Still gotta take care of her baby sleepy floof

The only thing that made Bunny best for me is her Functionality, but relying on the poses and emotions is just overrated
Swimsuit encapsulated that focus despite being typical since its a Swimsuit Skin, it shows the most skin 
Swimsuit is shinano's worst skin
She looks so much better in race queen and bunny
Roussillon is done, with 3 days to spare 
Daily but triple success rate during season 
my bro 
I find Bunny too forced, even if that's the context of the skin, But I'd agree on Race Queen
Yeah? And?
It doesn't make it not well designed.
I got mines 2 weeks ahead
Great boat 
I'm not a fan of the "make non-horny character Horny" Idea of skins.
Shinano isn't horny.
I don't see her wearing that swimsuit or Bunny Skin or posing on a car and humping the car.
Just doesn't fit her character.

imo, I just like how Swimsuit is portrayed well, we do have our opinions
Sorry that all of her lines point towards her being a sleepy, caring fox with insomnia and narcolepsy

Shinano will be lewd for skk 
mine is not done 
I have been too busy factoriomaxing on endfield
What the hells the wows rousillon
It's almost as if the more content that gets added for a character they become less one dimensional 
a 3 turret champagne
NA NA NA GOONERMAN!
Is it modelled as alsace tho
Alsace with 406s
Look at the image my guy
My eyes might lie to me
Wasn't Roussillon a attempt on making a t9 bourgogne
Alsace with Champagne's guns & gimmicks
idk wows doesn't interest me anymore
Not really
Bourgogne was the attempt to make t10 Alsace
my brother going to give me a heart attack

Bourgogne has aged horribly
Roussillon is just an Alsace variant, one of the 3 possibilities considered for the Alsace class along with Flandre
I thought bourgogne was still relevant

only if you cope
Wisconsin
the problem is that a lot of new ships shit on 32mm plating
I do, because French BBs lol
oh lol
Bremen vs Borgogne is a warcrime
In terms of being the best BB its either Valparaiso or CC
leaning on valp
for steel BB its Incomparable
Typical German vs France interaction 
Honestly
being alive is a war crime
And Utrecht is also disgusting against it
GK getting flamed by Colbert is in exhibition B
GK is a noncombatant as far as its effectiveness is concerned
Good armor, but big ass superstructure eats damage from even smaller caliber shells
Bourgogne can at least shatter those small shells
Bourg still has plenty of superstructure
You are steak 

can someone lowkey paypal me $5 need to buy a burger combo meal from mcdonald's
And that's the best you're gonna get
post ships with big melons
Satisfied.
fatass
Booooo

Sorry, the Cleve sisters are forgotten
thx for the $5 oomf
Start a movement
Make them remember houston II exists
when was Takao THAT big?
If I started a movement it would be to incorporate more casual skins

Her head is just too small
DO IT
I WILL SUPPORT
why would they remember the cleveland class when the independence sub class is better
She wasn't. It's just what happens when you get down bad for skk too much.
Eugen and Taihou are examples of what happens when a ship gets too down bad for skk
Solo leveling is one way to fall asleep fast.
One Piece mid
Femboy
So much episodes, then the ending will be giga disappointment 
Why are we posting femboys in chat
I am never getting sardegna empire tech points am I?

I have went through so many cubes just trying to get those two currently up just for points, and nope, nothing
How tf is an ssr and elite harder to get than a UR
What you need their tech for btw
Napoli
We need tech for laptop idiot

Build marco first to get tech point?
Not enough iron blood and royal navy points
I am indeed one
Tech points are annoying me
Just use the boats
Am
mlb whole your dock
Have fun
ironblood tech is stupidly easy, they have the 2x tech bonus from the ode days
ironcock
OMG, HER BELLY BUTTON
[asmr] shiranui calls you the r-word.wav
PERFECT MOMMY
Man wtf did you guys do
I checked and 4 of these are about you
Takagi

could it be people mass pinging for those crypto scams
mid is generous for solo levelin
the only thing they are leveling is the dogshit level
i think so
maybe leveling a few orphanages

bruh how do y'all get your accounts compromised?

ask that world of warships moderator who got the wows discord shut down
damn
because he got his work discord account compromised
akashi did a little too much trolling?
hey kept touching the evil Scam links
See I only touch the good scam links
Don’t touch the evil ones
evil is very evil
Me when I get to a new Website: "Can you give me cookies?"
Can you send a good scam link, for future 
Manjuu need to give us more mommy milkers 
Code one 

Only Goon
#thereisnocowlevel

Hmm
Cow mentioned
And I collected those scam link pictures
honestly, it was incredibly predictable what the story was going to be after all skins were revealed
Daily dose of milk never goes bad. Especially in the morning
"photoshoot for the magazine your grandpa has below his bed."
though the underwear casting was also possible.
Why do I feel like santa fe kinda copied alfredo's pose
800 shipgirls
some poses gonna look the same
Bloody wojak point 
Hmm
still kinda samey
now I kinda do see it
Alfredo is older and looks much nicer tbh
longcoat makes her look like a journalist along with all the stuff she carries
turns out they were made by the same artist
how does one draw Chi An, and 9 gremlins?
how does one draw audacieux then proceed to draw flandre
i'm in this one nikke server, and there are some people complaining because they got a maid with less skin showing instead of a bunny with more skin showing
when the event said it's a new maid
Flandre was before L'Audacieux
I got free Anchovy Pizza
fleuret big cutie
when did audacieux come out
also santa fe is cute
oh wait wasn't she with strasbourg
damn they drew a lot that year
why is the glue clapping?
Lies

why tho
not donkey
Year of hors
Santa fe is only tolerable because you can have her spread false rumors
CNY
Daisen is not a horse
yES
did we like
Horses are not real
She is a donkey
because Hoffen doesn't play AL
but he does play Uma
lol she played u
No donkeys aren't either.
Donkeys, horses, mules, they don't exist
Cows?
only 4 legged humans
yeah as I thought
Stupid cow
no doragon last year
she's just a lil derpy
I will not partake in the milk
more for me then
The milk can spoil for all i care
anyways another Sakura hors would be great, but let's not blame Daichi for a general lack of equine knowledge 
and cows
idk I just want another Richelieu skin
Pasadena in a party dress
that'd also be nice
Jean Bart got that gorgeous LNY dress last year
so maybe Richie gets one this year?
I have no firstborn to offer but I have a funko pop craving for death
Santa fe wearing actual clothes
I've come to the conclusion it's mostly a VA issue, idk if they can't afford Maririn anymore or what
JB's skin was voiced by Malin's VA
emperor's empress's new clothes
anyways I've offered manjuu to cover the Maririn costs several times
awaiting a response
but I think CN would flip if we had an "Anis" char in AL
really?
damn, she did great in the role
Ah, so it's like YD making the same t-pose
Imagine if Cowpens was also t posing
ikr I love her 😔 bring her back goddamn please remove a couple Promilia features and bring her back
at least I can still listen to her as White Lily
you mean the same pregnant pose, and yes 
YD is weird
Aren't the pregnant poses all different tho?
Nope!
but yeah yeah
Malin's VA did great, nailed the JB voice
but they are all pregnant
YD lmao
All of YD's creations get pregnant
i somehow read it as pregnant pause
with a ship by YD
you're guaranteed a lot of art
but you're also guaranteed more than half of it is kinky af
I wouldn't mind the same treatment for Richie, problem is Maririn uses her signature voice for her, which is much harder to imitate 
Wait really?
yep -w-

maybe they bring her back only for Richie?
Too optimistic
Yup.
It's over, it is what it is, by turning on to hopium, you'll slowly become a youtuber
MANJUU I'LL PAY YOU FOR IT BRING MARIRIN BACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 
Part of me is happy 2 of the 3 ships I like aren't made by YD
Why tho?
less optimistic, more guessing
What does YD have in bad?
Less chance of pregnant art being created
YD brought us Cowpens
but also Rudolf the Red-Gagged Cow
And pregnant cow
I don't even know how to answer that because that's just too silly of a reason
she keeps posting the same pictures over and over
Cow wife trotting through the home, bell ringing softly and tail swishing as she gets closer “honey breakfast is ready” she smiles at you and her ear flicks a little, she made pancakes with a sweet cream sauce
yeah but I can't post that lol
wtf is that lmao
💬 
It's a personal distaste when browsing artwork. I'm sorry I do not like seeing things I like be drawn pregnant, or NTR'd
Is there even a pregnant cow yet?
yeah some of YD's stuff is just weird
but, he makes good characters, so others' art of those characters is good
within a few weeks
twice
Thank god all my favourite girls are from MayaG 
2 of my favorite ships are by unknown artists
My favorite artists is whoever designed the ognevoy skin
🤝 👴

oh, Jeanne
based
So Chinese New Year is getting closer and closer. So... Gems or no gems maybe?
mayag fan art of her AL girls is also very top notch
like the one where they are all like hitmen
so great
Ok goodnight everyone commanders
“These things are so inconvenient… making my back hurt… ugh…. maybe you can put them to good use commander~”
god damn that is such good art
All sheffield fanart has been top notch
I need a skin for Jeanne of this
Sweet dreams
#Give Richmond a skin
yes that JDA skin is so great
while we're on that please give Veneto another skin please and thank you please
and another YuYu one
Who the fuck is YuYu?
there's literally only 1 bunny girl skin I've ever liked
Yura
Oh, her

Her bunny skin is top notch, I only got Shinano and Napoli because thwy were getting removed
Wait, I just noticed. Königsberg not getting a retrofit while her sisters had is unfair like... What.
I still like them a bit
its grey
I like the Eskimo skin
I only got KeaKea's bunnygirl, the only one I like 100%
aside from like Porter's

and maybe it was just the shopping fever cuz I very much liked Fünf-chan's maid skin

AHHHHH I FORGOT TO PUT FÜNF-CHAN ON HER NEW YEAR'S SKIN 
yeah I'll do it rn I have til Valentine's
Oh, 100 I like Kea's
jesus that's a lot of points in 3 days
ahhhh Valentine's
who will be my Valentine's this year hmmmm...
oh Richie again? yes I agree 
Cow
because her chocolate will be excellent
and then randomly including her in an event to compliment someone else's "retro"

1oil version cant equip them
Imo the augs should mega buff their guns and torps but not give them any barrage or utility
I thought thats how many M&Ms it costs to buy them

a bit of everything
Tell cn about it
This is a perfect shipgirl
I'm so glad I finally switched to MuMu Player
runs amazingly
Murm player
murm

Ouch why was this the first message I saw

nyquil fueled mathing: When playing Halo, I've wondered for a long time if the stated 25,000 light year radius is enough to cover the galaxy. The diamater of the galaxy is given as 100k-120k light years. At the lower end, it's close. So close that it might be possible if I could arrange these just a little more optimally.
at 120k light years, it's not even close
The moment i open this i immediately get barraged my nerd math
Conclusion: the forerunners should have built 8 halos
or gave them a radius of 30k light years
Plen 
how about more? if you're building something (and capable thereof) that goes on to be called The Gun Pointed At The Head Of The Universe you might as well go nuts
I mean that 8 is sufficient to cover the galaxy with room to spare
passingpen
BATMAN





Windows update now. 
I'm watching my back ok
I heard boobs
I'm afraid to have pissed a kpop fandom off 
if I'm alive tmr I'll do day comms yay yay
Hello
Afraid of what? Children?

brazilians
Oh
Well I’ll be there to negotiate with the local cartels for your corpse if they leave any scraps so uh
Dont worry about your funeral Apri , I’ll ask the mortician to cover up any stitching he does to put you back together

thank you thank you that's very kind 
This?
Why piss kpop fandom?
They all are crazy fans

apri gonna hear some funkytown
Male equivalent of Nintendobros 

I was just irked today and they were being assholes and like I've been especially irked at them since 2018 sooooo one thing led to another and and
wow so silly bro

Just get 3 Scylla's. Make an entire Vanguard of Scylla's 
iyaa I already have my perfect frontline 
Hmm
people die when they are killed
boobs
womanly boobs
Straight poetry
look at this fat fuck chewing a bag
plenty in this discord
idk why she does this
because funny
yeah we dont
she picked up that habit from seeing my old cat do it funny enough
pour one out for him that cat was the goat
gir
What happened to calling them grills?
It's a dead trend probably but I still remember the days
Never understood it but yeah
anyway, no fucking swearing guys
ok well i had forgotten the term "anime grill" 😭
because gen alpha is beginning to take over the internet
gen z and zillenial humour is fading
Nothing alpha about it though
“67” har har
i'm a zilennial

So I guess 89 will be a thing in 5 years?
barely a millennial
i'm too late to be a true millennial
but too early to be distinctly gen z
the earliest years of gen z are pretty much the zilennials
97-00
So if this is the braindead era what comes next?
i was born in 99
4 years of partying until retirement age
30 is retirement age??
Haha joke
Heck some rich people has retired before 30 I assume
some people retire from being alive in their 20s
“Retire from being alive”
yes
Hmm some have retired at 30 exactly
back in my day, we had to always be ready to come up with euphemisms
Can't find before 30
Toaster bath
ah yes, the classic
Boobocation
Sewer slide
am i like one of the few people in the west who actually misses their high school days?
I miss the sports
Sometimes the food was a hit but that is about it for me
i miss the overall experience and just the youth
3/4 ppl i used to talk with here is already gone
i don't even talk to anyone from hs
That’s how she goes
we just all went our separate ways
I still talk to at least 6 of them
that's why i can confidently say that i don't really have friends
Go chat at a bar bro, get out there
nah, i don't want to do that kind of thing
only person, my bros aside, id ever wanna see from HS again was a girl i was friends with

i'm not really a talk in person kind of guy anyway
physically talking puts me on the spot and I hate it
i don't ever know what to say
i usually just chill with my boys
I’m like that but instead I just keep talking until someone laughs
Then we’re rolling
even if we arent talkin were just vibing
That’s always fun
Our group bought a pair of older ford rangers and totaled them together it was awesome
half the time i absentmindedly just say shit
and it will probably be very one sided
that's why most of the time i spew some random shit in here
because i have nothing better to say
and i'm not interested in naval guns
or ship stats
"i just want to be horny, not happy"
butt eggs
yeah im boutta be getting a few feet of snow
It’s hot today
You are too
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh be careful
The sun is shining and the rain is falling...
I think my IRL server needs an update
The more I hear something really to heat the more hot I get please stop
your irl server needs to ban you
Your irl server needs to ban you
I can see that the admin is spectating me rn
Lowk just stop the rain
i need to switch my irl server
no please I don't want to reset my progress
It took years to get to level 24
i need to find the administrator settings in my server
Aint fantasy servers only for Beta Testers? 

Other than that you have to pay 500$ for the fantasy dlc
i heard it involves a truck to teleport you to the fantasy world
🥀
What’s the dlc include?
Is that a bug or a feature? 
its like the hidden route to a dark souls dlc zone
Some OP starter equipments like Inheritance, Good Childhood and a trust fund.
- Unlocks different servers with unique quirks and hidden plotlines
anyway, back to browsing nude anime girls
i want my op starter equipment to be a gun
P2W
ill get that shit enchanted by a wizard
I lowk want a sword
i'm the bone of my sword
How do you enchant a gun? Do you enchant the bullet or the mechanism 
i bone my sword
I play with my sword
enchant the gun itself
Not when I'm in the middle of watching Heaven's Feel
same idea as an enchanted bow

what if you have enchanted liquid
I usually enchant my fist
You drink it like a protein shake
Yall know you can feel colours
you apply the blessed oil and holy incense
the enchanted liquid turns anything it comes into contact with into a mildly attractive human female
+6 holy damage
*horny damage
fire enchanted gun
thats my style
fantasy settings really need to start experimenting with wizards that can like
use magic to replace all the iron in someone's blood with a radioactive iron isotope
or turn someone's armor from steel into uranium
I just got the notification a flame of frenzy appears
evil nightmare fire
breast titties
reminds me
im playing the coop elden ring mod with my friend
I made a monster 
battle wizard i called the mung monger
A what
Elden ring mods look so fun
Especially when 1000 consort radahns are chasing you

worth
Fromsoft just baited and edged me
Oh dear 
theres not enough pictures of shipgirls in this chat.
Sup laners

al-art jumpscare 
Essex would win
Hmm, that's weird. The Prototype 330mm Mle 1931 is for CB... But can't be mounted on Kronstadt, but on Guam can. Wut??? 
Guam needs pure CB gun... no CA knockoffs dor her!
that malware suite does not deserve two us dollars, let alone 150
Nvm, I see it. My game's behaving weird.
what i found ironic is that
despite BA getting slandered as a "p diddy simulator" "pedo game" "next epstein training session",yet i have never seen a controversy about some ba player outing themselves as a predator

what is this diddy blud doing on da azur lane
is blud eisenhower
warning, very lewd
BUT if you look into lolihaters....
I've finally managed to max the skills of every lv120+ boat
90 boats left to skill up 
Ecchi dame! Oh wait that koharu line
meanwhile genshin has some cc who outed himself as a pred for attempted manipulation of a 15yo to have...s-word with him (yikes) here in indo
Imagine giving a CB.....Brest gun 

His name is Verkun (@takotakochannel) on TikTok
Kronk gun can be mass produced now 
TikTok Shudders
Wut gun does Brest had? 330mm?
the 330 mle 1931
Ahh, the one I just craft and it had a "(CB Only)" on its name
yea it is the pr5 gun from Brest
That's even a slightly bigger caliber than Kronstadt.
You need 2 Bre(a)st guns...
Kronk gun can bypass shields and has a higher splash range
Welp, Kronstadt's guns ain't leaving Guam then.
using cb in an age of dd supremacy

I mean even Ägir gun is slightly better than Brest gun since it can also bypass shields
Speaking of DDs. I wonder if Willie D is good, haven't used her yet but she's already lvl 110. Laffey II will still take a little bit of time to reach 110.

John 
Smol

yo
alabama
45k pts so far.....10k to go
Hello
I reached 60k yesterday 
when are we getting marching band skins
Giang

Dough and Yudane ready, I only now need to wait r more hrs 
Johnny 
Chat, is it weird for a mid 20s guys say that he can cook and bake? Other people at my workplace seems to think so when I said I can do both.
i see. Well be carefull
Tommy 
giang!!!! 
Hmm i haven’t started the event at all
Jesus

that thing won't even open a browser without freezing for a minute
this is nostalgic for the silent generation
I used to play alot of Age of empire with that

Riche

Hi
Flat Richie
cat
Nakhimoo qt
maam broken records might hurt you























