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may i have your bath water
If a leaf bug and a stick bug have a baby do they make a tree bug
time to sleep

good night all

Are you turning yellow
some choco.milk
N-nyaaa~! :3
wait a second
mmmm MILK
WTF LMAO
Ok I am somebodies slave for the day
Brother is into some kinky shit
@sick crest ok I am your slave for the day
I go eep

Average discord chat
LUCK OF THE FUCKIN IRISH BITCHES
Goodnight, master. I prepared your bed chambers. There is a glass of whisky on the night table too. I will be here if you desire me.
Need this, chat?

bruh tf are those roulette on top
antler?
the artist forgot to draw detail her three lines under her eye
yes
@pastel oracle 

Mogador stress ball
boobs
hello AL chat
Hello
hello enterprise
Hmm
Hmm

Hmm
I prefer this version
well shit
yes
hmm
omg, blue archive player
oh hell naw bro
unlucky
God did me dirty once again
Mornin
OH HELL NAH IM GETTING ARRESTED

@stiff forum check this a destiny?
Spill spill spill

hell yeah
Can i please end my life?

Wait lemme find the Uhhh Ark Royal thing
What u got Infernal
hell naw
HEAVEN
Ofc Milf. He always gets Milf because of implac
Bruh
BWHAHAHAHAH
I get milf cus Musashi


infernal got impla bless to hit milf
Yessir
@rose spire check this. What u get?
5 bucks its not
me too-
Imma hop on a ranked game
i forgot Azurlane has ranked-
ah
Welp
I did it three times and got this three times in a row 
i thought you meant the PvP system in Al
I deleted AL before the maintainance, on process to download it again Tommorow
Naaah I'm not a sweat

you know what i am though?
An AI
What girls are meme girls

wait someone else sent it earlier
Sandy....?
a goone-
Fair enough
Uh
Uhh
Ngl bro atleast it ain't that bad than the loli one
Idfk what meme girl is
All I heard was meme + girl
And sandy is a meme that is a girl
She’s literally one of the prettiest girls in game
cant disagree
Brown archive
secretary waifu
Yes
Ah so its an assignment.
Pretty you say? This is pretty
Hell yeah

yes
Hey man, just want to know that you were right, i was dumb, didn't realize that

@pastel oracle lwk milfs are za best am i right? 
just from the ammount and reading it it fucking hurts my soul
Nice emoji
Everybody be getting milfs while I get lolis. Fts 

ur not wrong tho
ofc, you're indonesian
nvm I forgot. His friends are dead.
This is a milf type too
so I get a 15% loli buff?
No. More like -50% milf buff
holy fucking shit i was taught on how to write a formal letter or at least a memo and my god
No, she is JK with big tits
and sadist
mmm post more dxd
actually
HDXD is peak
Literally Junior High shits
She is my waifu but the reality is that
OHHHHH

I may be stupid
does anyone here have an AL version of the kakegurui meme thats been blasting off these past few days?
Sadly no
Suddenly remembered this
make one
Yeah...
I’m gonna touch you
yes please
speaking off i saw someone made an alucard version.... its.... sort of lore accurate if you think about it
Alucard the vampire?
Ooo
THE CRIMSON FUCKER
Matches his character well
Pft
sirenpenis

Shut Nickleback
If she will come to azur lane i want her as BBV or Musashi like
no more roulette please the fap roulette already traumatized me enough 
both the orginal and abridged versions are great
siren are futa

Ive only watched the abridged version lmfao
what
MESUGAKI
What..
Was so entertaining i didn't bother searching the original
bro💔
yeah the original was already kinda chaotic and unhidged
Bache is the man
Bache no. I'll send you to the detention square again
but the abridged version just stepped it up to a whole nother level
The legend
Abridged writer was like smoking crack
Entertaining as shit
Prince Bache
🥀
Your Mogadoordash order will be arriving soon

milf
milf
Trophy
Hm
no
Panzer Vor!
Yes
wait no
u probably mean the roulette
Enough traumatizing 
why aren't you mocking him like you did with me yesterday?

The Apri has spawned in
Car guy in the economy?
hmm
nut
Oh
what
Arco ohayo 
Apparently I mess up my nitro usage
So uh yes
Sodak ohayo 
Aisu ohayo 

I got a pity, which one should I get?
wife or meta?
Idc
Yorktown or Musashi
works for me
then go for option #1
is implacable gonna be permanent in the pulling pool?
AY NO MAN PLEASE I BEG YOU
Next maintenance
and still no L2D
ouh yesshh baby
Hi Satan
No l2d or dual skin
Apri morning
Floof has been chosen
I am so close to pity
Then what does oppai mean

lol that’s perfect
BOOBA...ahem i see
o+pai = big+breasts
I see
Boobs are boobs little sister or big sister doesn't care
Bouncy boobas then
Hipper
have you played AL with your good vibes on the line?
I wonder if the majority really does like this boost. I must say I'm not a fan.
I got a sushi for my latest free UR, because I needed another one for the skins
Fahh
good question tbh, silent majority being silent means you cant get their opinions
so now my main sushi has the oath skin and the new one has the... bouncy skin
Hell yeah. She became more milf
so many fucking trophies I swear to god
Do you forget #trophy-room exists
What did atago do to takao!?
chat am i good yet?
Why post here?
idk
Yeah looks good.
Gave in to the urges
Barb ohayo 
Atago was a good sister and showed her how to make line go up
morning morning
I still can't get how Implacable is already permanent
Where when?
literally a month earlier

Let's go, this is how we roll

NUN?! I CAN GET NUN?!
In less than 5 days
SOON
Yes after less than 5 days

👍
I NEED IT
aww missed the rerun?
Yes, the nun is permanent
wasn't playing then
Me not play when rerun
Same
well that's a shame for me honestly

what happened
because I unlocked Implacable while rerun was active 😔
NUN PERMA
Sinful nuns are hot
now all my efforts are wasted

well not really since I never "saved" any cubes before for the rerun
And later will get the DD nun as permanent, later the French nun in her rerun
implac????
DD nun?
Maube
YES

Finally I can fill out my French roster
Duguay-Trouin should he her name
Kersaint
Oh I’m so wrong
Kersaint is a nun?
Her name says it all

Uhm?
ah yes saint
I'm not even joking this banner has taken so many cubes from me

I'm down to double digits
finally crafted ply gun
Me too, i give up when i have 190 cubes
Im at zero
Cgs
🤝
What am I supposed to do, offer extra virgin olive oil?
virgin what?
Dont tell me youre spending your hard earned cubes on this fucking mini event
Its all for the nun for me~
Need some italian tech points
I’ve only seen people use raffaello when it comes to Italian ships
No i mean are you getting tech points for unlocking them
Some players want Francesco Caracciolo or tech points
Yeah
I got the latter
Im not pulling on this event
Im pulling on perma banner instead
I only have tech points done and over with for eagle union
because fuck this event
others wants giussano
I have tech points done with every single faction
The only ships on perma i need are Chi An and Essex
Yes
You don't even have essex?
OOOOOOOOOF
But not essex
SO FUCKING SAD
BRO DOESNT EVEN HAVE ESSEX 
You have the retrofit item?
I have essex almost retrofit
Bet he doesn't
Not yet, but i think i can just buy it right?
N O P E
That's annoying
No, in event
Well i have months to get her then
Too fucking bad
Still don't have enty to this day
Better wait for her item and got her in next events
meh.. anchorage is all i need
Its pretty easy anyways
I will only play if they rerun Murasaki
anchorage is easy as fuck to get
what is a murasaki
Not really i got her before in the anniversary event
im glad too
what are you talking about
For get Essex, sometimes it is easy but not in my case
105 cm, the biggest boobs in Senran Kagura
i miss the series
It’s not dead

I only Play Peach beach. Water gun spinoff of Senran
When they were console games
Project n is coming
Project NTR
Senran Kagura successor
Hmm
wah?
U cant use N word here
Its illegal
Lions
Please stop reacting pregnant men on the image please
You dont have lion bud
Alr bud time for you to be quiet
Skill issue
Tahts not me anymore
Git gud
I know
Uh huh



Slayer of Demons
Yes
EZ use Hackz
But i play on console 
Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended... so the world might be mended
Me too one day mods will come to us
Uhhhh strength build
But low
Lowk
0 ball knowledge
Fist>>>>Strength
Please do not the anchorage
That’s NOT supposed to be ball knowledge in general
None to speak of
Boobs
Hmm
Yeah project n
Senran Kagura is still alive
Someone said booba?
I’ll be surprised if a 2026 game isn’t in English
Before
Bruh

It says it…
The next Senran Kagura
if only the pic would say
I dont know whats that

Hmm
It’s aight
Hmm
I am a looose cannon
Hmm
I now remember it
Dw i understand I know a lot of people like that
I saw it when it was first announced last year
if they made a space themed skin id buy it in a heartbeat
New
Hmm aight then
If this a new game. What hapened to old one?
Other than that I am always very kind and nice to everyone always


I wanna be friends with everyone
ummmmmm....what?
Snowbreak increases lewd. If Azur lane ever did this, I'm quitting immediately.
Ummm...What azure lane have you been playing brother?
Uh....Azur lane is already lewd no?
Exactly.
Really forgot about secrets and the 3d dorm. like...lol
I feel every gacha game will get lewd just to earn more money
guess you havent seen the trailer in that post then
And skins
And interactions
Oh I did
And dialogue
Average gacha monetization
Send link. I wanna watch trailer
Yeah..
[Infuse Me With EXP]
In the new year, may the Adjutant and the girls create more precious memories together!
YouTube >> https://t.co/vQM7EhVj3I
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#Snowbreak
Got you
Thanks
skinnerbox gachas moment
One game cracked the code. Now others will want a piece of the pie
At least Azur lane isn’t a lewd game right guys?!!!!!!!
cough BD2

Brown Dust 2 is more lewd
Yeah that it is
I play it as a secondary game

Listen brother. Azur lane clearly doesnt have seggs as exp level up
What the hell was that trailer
Same
I'd love to just play AL. But my girls need to rest every now and then
thats what we meant, AL has not reached this level "yet"
Snownbreak insta got into that level? Or
If Taimanin squad relases will be lewded by the game itself or IP?
though I wouldnt put it past the AL devs to go that route at some point
Soon i feel soon we will seggs girls
Not really. But they pivoted to lewd when the game almost EOS. It saved the game
They will. Soon
Bruh.
Why did I decide to watch that
look at all the L2Ds or just skins in general AL has gotten the last few years
lmao what
I cant unsee it.
since the last year its all beach or just straight up lingerie now
We are going to that road
Episode 10 intensifies, brb, gotta cry in a corner for a bit
I now have erased all he mate from my mind
@pastel oracle soon we showing true love to our waifus

What happened to that roblox rip off?
Okk gn yall
That game is 40 gb or smth. While my phone free storage 29. Enough space right?
open a mirror sea inside your phone's ssd and install the game there
I think so. Or close to 30gb
256 gb will be the next minimum in the future
After seggs added?
Gone are the days when gacha games were only a few GB
my phone can barely handle 3 gachas
you know what else BD2, Snowbreak, GFL etc have in common compared to AL....
A fucking PC client
Bluestacks?
finally managed to get alberto
I only have 2 gachas in my phone
now to somehow get francesco
Same
Al Umas
AL and Dolphin Wave
That’s just Enty tbh
Same. I did get Florence at least
im kinda waiting on five seven and KSG
got suomi tho

: D aquired
Heavenly(and lewd) nun
Booba
MADE IN HEAVEN

This is good for new players, she is the best CV
I need CV
@pastel oracle is Musashi CV?

Fahh
Have to get Cv
musashi should have a cv alt so that and only so that she can use these fucking things

ew french
Whats Absolute Cinema in French? Like Cinemeaux Absoluteaux
cinéma absolu
Fabulú
Rzr
Not yet
Maybe wait a month
gonna be asking every day forever

If i need a daily laugh i'd just ask the boat game wether the most famous boat of all time has been added yet.

there isnt a yamato? 
Check game news yamato announced 

What the fuck is a Yamato
Yamatoes
americans in chat be like
Anyway
manjuu is gonna add the 2 unnamed yamato hulls before yamato
i will die on this hill
Wait till JP 10th for Yamato
the biggest and burliest battleship ever made. in al she serves as sakura empire's head of state or something and for some reason exclusively talks off-screen (compare to soyuz showing up in cutscenes for years before she was added)
This year is gonna be a frontline
You mean an oversized battleship with impractical guns that sat in port as a waste of steel?
big gun go boom
irl yes, in-game she'll be BIG FOX 
The thing that got sent to its death because the japanese air and navy couldnt stand eachother
hmm
I mean yea
Yamato is the best example of "bigger isn't always better"
Theres SO MUCH REAL ESTATE
Or small fox with oversized weapons
she should have a pr wave all to herself and it should have a special name like pr🦊 or somthing
Just put 15 more turrets on it
What the hell
Okay thats it, rare grade yamato
won't give much difference without VT fuze
I am so mad that skin is gacha
more like heaven 😛
Floof booty is indeed heaven
Paid gacha?
Yes
lolimato
Can’t wait for Yamato to only pasties on in her base
Rare grade lolimato without the ears
instant eos in japan
no tails either
How much did you spend to get it?
hmm
boob
kawakaze mentioned
Just a pack 
Average japanese gacha for skins or ssr units
lucky
That would mean she's more compareable to mogador
Still more clothing than albacore
No
albacore yucky
Indefatigable base with pasties
Holy shit it’s 4:45am
Do you know what a pasty is
Japanese gacha games don’t do skins
a hand pie
They just release whole new variants
I do
if a gacha game has skins for sale, it’s likely Korean or Chinese
A pastry is delicious
In dolphin wave have ssr paid units but is only for clothes
I am personally not a fan of characters being basically naked in their base skins
Japanese devs would rather release a whole new variant
and have you gamble more in the gacha
Than sell you skins
hmm
clothing isn’t the same as skins most of the time
I don’t mind hot skins but I’m PRAYING Yamato doesn’t end up being a naked default skin and instead is some cool looking shit
cool kimono sword girl go bang
they won’t disrespect Sakura like that
Yes
hmm....
have you ever noticed that none of the Sakura ships ever had nude defaults
They better not
I forget, who are the current yamato classes
Submarines only
Well looking at the Italian ship it’d be hard to believe they wouldn’t Musashi is semi close tho but still has clothing
not as bad as the others
musashi and shininao
Oh, so yamato is gonna be a fox girl
I'd rather let Mogador be more Mogador than Yamato be another Mogador
Watch as Iowa is a down bad bunny girl
Musashi’s default
Iowa and Yamato better not be a gooner character honestly
is far from being close to nude skin
Iowa i can see probably will be
I mean if they do theres not much we can do
She’s wearing one of those shorter stylize kimonos
I see her being more serious than NJ
It’s very short maybe I overreacted to much I just looked at it and it’s bigger than I was thinking
could be longer but its something u can atually wear
What will alaska be like
Yeah true
She can't be an idiot like guam
I wanna see Philippines CB-4 😔
I want to see the rest of the cleveland sisters
Japanese subs wear the least
Same dress code like guam but brunette
but it doesn’t look weird
Okk gn yall
Because they’re wearing basically water gear
And then you have Albacore...
I hate albacore
Are you perhaps named Taihou?
The only good use for her is taihou repellant
Repel mogador, repel roon, repel taihou, that's all you need to do.
Akashit
Is weird too, if have water gear maybe more appropriated is Herring
too much jiggle for my liking
Only works against Taihou
Akashi wears white panties
Find other ways to repel the other 2
Sakura is supposed to be the elegant uptight and slightly arrogant trope
They are?

That’s what I get from them
hmm
Horny ship
just hanging out 😏
cough cough sheffy
Wife
we naked now?
yes

true
no job = no money
and no money = no life
no money = no sexy skins
and sexy waifus
bewbs probably
Ugh
Cutie honey
Here have no bewbs


Cuniberti is a ship in the game 🗿
Idc
you don't say
Is this your wife
No
Who is your wife
Do not pull on her horns
outside Azur Lane idk
Z9
AL only lol
the fuck do you mean "Doubt" 
My wife, so happy
me: sees youtube video about an interesting british WW2 vehicle
watches for a few minutes, looks at comments...
it's just AI slop
azur lane blue archive doubt
Holy shit it finally came in the mail 
My schale watch
uhh probably her

waos
there's been a damn plague of AI slop history channels lately, I'd almost call it a good thing if they manage to put Simon Whistler out of business but these channels are if anything even worse
i read "alba" as abbreviations for those games instead of albacore 💀
Alba can also mean Scotland
My office is full of heart stickers
so not the actress who was once considered one of the hottest women alive who somehow still needed to be booblifted for a movie poster?

i think so
why would you want one?
But I don't have a wealth of merch
watches are one of those things that people think they can impress people with but nobody really cares
Because I love having a watch
Do you have a watch

sure, never worn it because I haven't worn a watch since I got my first cell phone
but occasionally you get given shit you don't like and don't need
I find my watch very useful uwu
i mostly use my cheapo smartwatch as a regular watch
cause i cant check my phone at work most of the time lol

They hadn't released it yet, or am I imagining things?


Ugh to bewbs, no to lolis, what do you want?
Azur Lane watches did exist.
They sold out as quickly as the new Ferrari that doesn't even exist yet.
a lot of men like to wear expensive watches to try to impress women, buying an AL watch would be even less effective than usual because women rarely give a shit about expensive watches but will probably think twice about seeing the guy wearing an AL watch
Are these men with expensive watches in the room with us right now?
probably

I bet you there's at least one idiot on this server who owns an AL watch

that shit is unreadable
Not if you know how to read it
There are even more unreadable ones
From TokyoFlash
Oooh I wanna see them :3
Mmm yes ugly future watch
I showed my watch
I showed you my watch please respond
SuperGroupies is releasing a number of collaboration items with Azur Lane! Azur Lane is a side-scrolling shoot 'em up video game, featuring beautiful battleship girls fused with naval warships. Azur Lane has several adaptations, including manga, novels, and an anime television series. The game takes place in an altern
ALL sold out

Its going to be okay
You don't need a fancy watch to show how dedicated you are to your shipgirls!
But I do need to have a garage with 5 Mercedes to feel satisfied.
They do have real azur lane promise wedding rings though
I showed you my blue archive watch pls respond

C***y archive is illegal
Ark royal you are under arrest!!
Let them come crying to me, I'd use it. 🗿

Shinano






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