#al-general
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when were under qing rule, we were just a backwater province
and that's when my ancestors first arrived in Taiwan
and then in 1895, the Qing lost a war and ceded Taiwan to Japan
so my family does actually have a Japanese surname
heres a interacting fact
did you know that japan was actually colonized by japanese ppl they arent the natives
They’re up in Hokkaido right?
my japanese surname is just Yuminaga
yeah, they only live in hokkaido now
Neat
i mean technically the it was the ancestors of the ainu (the jomon) who were the natives of Japan
My family is pure Roman but I'm from Canada
the japanese are likely from southern and central korea
like the ancestors
the yayoi
and mixed with some north chinese blood
basically, what is now south korea was likely speaking proto-japonic in ancient times
I didnt realize my history til I was 25, but my dad finally says "you have iron blood, dear. be proud."
Like @radiant cipher French or...

As in?
so while horrible, the imperial japanese weren't wrong about korea being japanese-ish
the a word
WTH is going on!? D:
You can just say German
Literally Miho Nishizumi
its not that lol
He is a a fake french
my dad isnt german
He was educated in Belgium or something
My family came over from Germany right before the Franco-Prussian war. So I’m like 80% German and 15% Native American
it was actually very likely that the japonic was still being spoken during the heian period of japanese history and three kingdoms of korea
my dad is czechoslovakian
but in a very small bit
What is that supposed to mean
I recently found out that my mom's side of the family is specifically from Spata
there are no records of the gaya language
He;s saying you're French
but it's likely gaya people spoke an ancient japonic language
I'm gaya without the a
Japonic I’m guessing is the father language to Japanese?
Hmm
I heard he is... Canadian... 
Yes. Even if he was educated in Belgium
Im Canadian
japonic is the language family
no he isnt
Oh ok
he is implying that richie is fake french
including japanese and ryukyuan languages
No im not
If I was then I wouldn't have listed him first
Sorry for your loss

Actually like Yukon and BC don’t kill me.
also, when the chinese occupied taiwan after the war, they spewed so much about hating the japanese but they didn't bother to change the names of the places
Si ya un français ici qu'il le dise maintenant ou qu'il se taise a jamais

Je suis la
they did deport all the japanese to japan
Also there's a lot of Francoboos running around. Where I'm from we call them Québécois. Despite their boomers being secularists the majority of them are Catholic and based
even the ones that have lived in taiwan all their lives

Wait I just realized that the Québécois are basically French Serbs
French often joke about the québécois
True
i like french canadians though
I love richelieu
It’s sort of like what happened to the Germans in Prussia post Second World War?
I want Catholicism to be a stereotype for them again
yeah ig
Same. Ideal type of wife
anyway
Same
i'm goign to actually make japanese north america
Let’s move on
I have her old l2d at the beach
but i want to see how far i want to extend it
A lot of Japanese people visit PEI cuz of Anne of Green Gables
My best friend is French Canadian, she speaks beugette
i want to kinda extend japanese north america to the rockies maybe
but ditch arizona and new mexico
What about Idaho
and maybe have this weird panhandle into western texas
This is what Harbin been drinking
idaho is japanese
Fuck anybody that says I can't kiss another girl
for me it was "your just all mixed all over the place, we have no idea"
Yea
White tea
Japanese potato’s
The Reverse 1999 server is down the hall
Oh crap does Alaska get a pass? We were already invaded by Japan once 💔
basically, the only rreason i'm having japanese reach extend into west texas is because oil
the permian basin
Damn
Yuri hater
alaska is a separate japanese territory

Who the bloody hell is Yuri?

fun fact: i have ronald reagan as the president of california
but with a japanese name
my great grandfather was probably amerindian, and my grandma also was, her surnames are literally lost the records, I have no idea who my great grandmother was or her name, it's literally undocumented, but my grandpa is like white or something and thus me here.
Does he have dementia yet?
his name is Rakuyama Ryūnosuke
I never understood why I never had a relationship with my grandparents as akid, they are both dead. and then I found out the kind of people they were, and the german lineage, and now I understand it all
So you are german
no
all my great grandparents but one were dead when I grew up
she was actually very nice to be with
but she was almost always on bed
she was 94 or something
and had 20 children
8 of those died
i never met my great grandparents because they died from the chinese occupation
I got to meet all but one of my great grandparents. I’m extremely lucky. I was an annoying brat at the time though and couldn’t really appreciate it until I didn’t have them.
Another one lost 
nvm, pin is asleep
Mods nuke this man

Kay
Thank you


dead
Mods. Dont even bother with a whacky or comedic punishment, just kill them
Rashogiri is the old japanese name for los angeles
it was taken from the old chinese name for los angeles
Didn't see, what got nuked ?
what is there to make comedy off?
it is sad at this point
I have to go to work now, it was nice talking to y’all. 
what time is it there
3pm
like 3PM?
Theres been a second
My last name was an enemy to communists, and thats why my grandparents fled to canada
yeah you're 3 hours behind me
because they were a target
Bro
I’m a water/sewer line expert but I’m being called about a broken fuel line
and 1 hour behind the wet coast
Did u get that from the soup store
Scam on my azur lane chat 
why are you buying clothes at the soup store
Azur lane scam through akashi
why would it be named that? spanish people named it

because japanese need to localized names
like the old japanese name for vladivostok
was urajio
shortened from urajiosutoku
浦塩
my last name meant "master/owner/boss" so when the russians invaded they target my family, it was against communism
master master where's the dream that i've been after
im so cold I need warmth
go hug something
can I hug... mogador
i mean sure

if that's your flow
hug friedrich der große

Scam
arms weak palms sweaty
Spaghetti
Raw
hmm
Remember to tell your azuma you love her
We ain't seeing the pearly gates are we?
Also I pray that God has a sense of humour
ugh...
I just got my phone screen covered in oil and blood trying to fix my bike break
@twilit kiln who dis
Yo how do I crack this bih
Morning Laners 
Good morning.
Hi
extra spicy balls
horse airlift horse airlift
a sad time for the horses living in horselin
I don't like horse airlift
It's bad
just horsing around
no
I feel so daisen
boggla
k back to farming coins for next event i guess

i havent started world 15 yet lol
I've been there for 2 weeks. grinding 15-4. No houston 2
You can loot some Venezuelan oil tanker to solve that issue 
Hans...GET MY AMERICAN FLAG!!!!
Hmm
How dare they. We must counterattack. Release the fanservice deposits!
How bold? AL is pretty far on that metrics
same, I've been on 14-3
Battlestations XD
True. Snowbreak almost EOS. Then the devs said 'FUCK IT! FULL DEGEN!!!" and here we are. the game somehow survived

I'm so close to my 8th Shimakaze
RUDE
very rude of you to flex that Terrible skin


no gooning no party
if it's no goon, why bother?
True 
Found one!!! Gouden Lewd cosplay in the wild!!!

Hips aren't wide enough, but acceptable
that would be very difficult to emulate.
mere humans cannot reach the level of an elf
Let alone a THICC elf
Scientists & biologists need to stop horsing around & get their shit done 
(Regensburg swimsuit cosplay anyone?)
I am here but late yo
hey
Hi sir
Can't post that here for sure
gonna set roon, for valentine's day this year
hmm
does valentine days exist
Yes
ahh
You get chocolate from your main secretary on 14 Feb
perm implac hmm
there's something just awesome about mixing colors for helmets and body armor
like the 332nd clone troopers
revolt
who had those implacable emotes again
of her holding a heart and praying and getting headpats and stuff
WHEN IS BISZWEI ARCHIVE
[tf2 medic voice] later.
Next months
When is next UR will come or rerun? Gotta rack up my UR collection cause I already missed few when I stopped playing.
Yesterday
If you just came back today…
Lul
Nope, I came back in December 2025 just enough time to snatch Guam and Willie D.
Without even spending cubes for Guam cause I got her on my 7th ticket.
And laffey ii right
Congratulations
"He came, he saw, he gone" —Chat Music 2
Missed both L2s smh smh
Ya, I got Laffey II too
🫂
laffey 3
Next UR rerun is sovetsky soyuz
620+ cubes, still remained unspent cause wtf RNG. When I pull a gold ship, it took 200-300 cubes or even more to get. But when I pull a UR? It pops out of nowhere in less than 50 cubes or less.
in mid march
Bruh, I got her full star and already in Lvl 125
I've faced it too but I've earned URs easier than this
worth skipping then
Or you can just
Grind for her gun
If you don't have it already
I got her gun, but I do need another for Guam. Cuz I forgot to grind for Guam's UR gun cause less time.
Me too bro me too 😭😭😭
there's this thing called
- tickets
- the fact you don't have to pull every single event
and how exactly is this helping the conversation
Wait. Guam is a CB. 
hmm
She still takes BB guns bro
do you just forget the messages from like a minute earlier
I just woke up and my mind is in jumbled mess cause overwork. At least it's weekend.

Birb?
no, byrd
aren't large cruisers basically frontline battleships anyway
Hello
He never talked about reruns in general he just talked about getting certain rarity ships has more rarity than expected
Idk ask the naval nerds
If guam come to permanent the weapon maybe will go to gear lab
I hope 
No,they are oversized cruisers, not true battleships.

Do you remember the time when azur lane sponsored a rapper to make a song for essex
Welp, Op Siren grind. This feels like stock grinding the Finnish Leopard 2A4. 
Without the big shotgun yeah
Essentially
what makes a true bb then i thought it was just fuckass big hull + fuckass big guns 
armor layout?
bro plays sweden
Nope. I haven't heard of it tbh.
Love confusing Soviet mains with my Finnish T-72M1 on sim.
And waiting for ad-1 skyraider
the song is dreams by dizzyeight
Bigger tonnage
?
unrelatedly i wanna be the manjuu perched on lilgir's head

large cruisers didn't really exist outside of Alaska and guam's classification
pregnant man react
305mm guns aren't BB guns except during the dreadnought era
CBs cannot use 305 bb guns
Okay so... There are 27 UR ships in the game. I'm missing 9 of them.
Guam doesn't use bb guns
Right hull, right armor, right guns from its navy's standards.
BBs had moved on to 380-406mm by the time Guam was launched
I forgot
Some CBs can use CA guns
or 460s if you are stupid
So she's like the Deutschland-class. Welp! Time to replace Konshtadt with Guam. Slap her to fleet 1 along with Watashi Wa Numba 1 and Philadelphia experiment subject.
boob sex
The wreck of the legendary German battleship Bismarck lies on the side of a vast underwater mountain more than 4 kilometers deep - thanks to that depth it is still in remarkable condition. In 2025 Magellan Ltd captured incredible footage of the ship as she exists today, giving us invaluable insight into Germany's most famous vessel. This marks t...
After 84 years, Bismarck is found
sex boob
And some CAs can use CB guns but from some specific calibers
Guam can be armed with Kronstadt guns.
Well she's good anyways since she's released almost 2 years after kronshtadt even released
Didn't Robert Ballard find her earlier? He just kept the location secret to protect her from scavengers
gouden leeuw is a wows clusterfuck
Because they're both CBs
Shower us Golden lewd.. Shower us 
boob cruiser
anyway mid
golden shower
bro wants to be pissed on
Showerrrrr me with theeee boobs that I’ve comeeeee forrrrrrrr

I can't understand this shit
I want to be drowned in her milk
I know. But for some reason, it felt like Kronstadt is a shield and a fodder on exercises so Imma replace her with Guam.

So it means that the sovetsky soyuz gun can't be put on guam
Bismarck wins
Anywho, when is Azur Lane gonna add the Type 39 Torpedo Boats??
Dam brother we all had to use just gold gear at one point
Which one
Prolly Bismarck
The real life one or anime
I hate opsi but opsi is still fucking CALLING me for better gear
I never got the polio vaccine
Beat that

Anime one can quite literally summon a black hole
i'm gonna touch you
Welp, get used to grinding I guess? 
Cuz you are already kinda chinese
I'm gonna sniff your panties
yeah imma get used to monotonous grinding
the only real grinding I ever did is for laffey 2
Same.
cuz it was only a week long rerun
I even uploaded a video of me unlocking laffey 2 on the last days
Is it really grinding when you just auto it? 
It still takes time
I unlocked her in Jan 20 cause thanks to that daily task to get that UR voucher thingy (forgot the name) and grind for the last Laffey II in 2 days straight. (My phone is begging to be ended those two days)
Should rename the game into Auto Lane 
i unlocked her on Jan 22
nah auto sometimes suicides the ships
you still have to tend to the game to repeat auto searches and clear out your dock and swap out tired ships
Yeah, going EX level on auto ends up my shipgirls on the bottom of the sea.
hmm
We're like yin and yang
you have crimson axis with EU
I have azur lane with IB
So that means the Sakura, Iron Blood, Sardegna and Vichia Dominion... Cause Crimson Axis. 
yeah ban all of them
so every single IB enjoyer can be taught a lesson
Man I wish she was a research ship
research DR
all of you red names have to understand that essex engineering is greatest in the world
hello "you see, i need laffey, too"
nty
me no red name me ignore
i am the burger king
well i now have her so i need ur bulins instead of necessarily her 


great
No thanks
The gyatt boats must stay 
Crimson Axis makes the best gyatts

red names try not to suck challenge
hmm
Ah wonderful , SUBARASHI
I WAS JUST GETTING A CRAVING FOR SOME ASS

You might end up like that one Imperial Guardsman with a missing hand. 

I wanted her skin but she lost against New Jersey
Which skin of Big J?
No problem Drink BIAS
Her race queen l2d+
I just checked it and holy squish. 
Maybe I should,do TB next



At this point, she's qualified to be a Nikke character.
And would rival Volume. (Probably)
see also bnuuy musashi
Well... 
Revelations of Dust on archive?
OOOOOOOOOOOO
Is the namikov skin old? Or not out yet?
bananamiku
a year old

Nikke characters are way more meaty
nikke girls are usually cool
Label is like even larger than Mogador if I were to compare her
label sucks
the only thing is that Label is actually, just as freaky as mog
Nikke
bready is such a terrible name
"tent" would be a Nikke of "Outdoor Campus" team
Complaining Lane
check pilgrim bond items' descriptions
consist of nikkes named after outdoor camping equipments
forced to husband
Nikke Lane
Breedy
My god
A GT3 Toyota Supra on slicks pushing 1.03bar of boost , probably 400 horsepower and a woman with 400Newtons of force absorption in dat ass
well, that didn't end well when Strass droves adn NJ sat along
In other news , Gay men marry other gay men?
Also I looked back at the gif
a nikke named "cock"
Just the way strassy’s pose is I’m sorry but I can’t unsee it 
“Arigato skk arigato skk”
i hate that skin and all it's interactions
with a passion
screw you lucky box
fuck you manjuu
I love ass
Well clearly you haven’t had an interaction with an object possessing a greater inertial capacity than the rucking sun raggy
l'audacieux's ass skin is better
Ruh roh raggy ,
It is definitely one of the worse RQ skins ever.
Show me.
Maybe THE worse
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Dawg I dont play the game
but IT'S SUBTLE
subtlety is a lost art in AL
Well, I don't like it either but I don't have a seething hatred for it
i have a seething hatred for it because the game gave it to me
probably amplified hatred because you gambled.
i could've gone without it
Hang on lemme safari this
look
imma not buy lucky box this e event at all even if I like the taco skin or the Gussano
all of the others I don't like so it's a big lose.
yeah i mean i stopped buying lucky boxes a while ago
because stupid strassbourg skin
your back
How alabama should have been
is she not wearing panties
Why is she orange
she should be more red
why is she a cheeto
maybe it's just the lighting
but it is closer to what she's supposed to be
SHE SHOULD NOT BE GREY
You got a problem with that pardner?
Sweet home Alabama~ 🎸
is her newer skin color even natural?
it is for certain african people
OH GOD
I guess in the equator it might show up
RUNNNNNNN
This is something you meed to force down everyones throats
AAAAAAAA REDDIT RUN
but not for native americans
native americans should not be grey
unless they're dead
She's a sista
Or in an urn
my big thinking is that genuinely, genuinely manjuu just didn't QC this skin, just like it has been.
The point is about trying to shape opinions
that's just a black powder
for like a whole year
Now that's good
I can sense it on the ost, I don't need to nitpick skins
More importantly cn needs to exposed to more fanart that gives alabama her original skin tone
Ai icky


clearly the devs have never seen native americans
Soyuz mating press
Soyuz 30 medals
Okay Soyuz loving man
I thought all alabama fanart had her og skin color
retire musashi for some medals
Oh hey, i just got her today. Don't plan on messing with her tho
Retire all your ships, only sirens should be in your docks
I plan on messing with this horny horny Milf the whole day.
I don't care about maids unless it's a specific pink goober

Theseus

so basically, no ships at all
Nope
hammann my beloved
Yup, let the sirens win 
Hmmm
You'll never figure it out
Perseus?
Nope
Bruh
Insulting tsundere.
Nope
hey now, let's calm down
OH WAIT

Nope!
Forgot about her tbfh
You will never guess
Watch as it be some random girl in IB or something
As if, I don't care about IBs
pick one
mutsuki meta
five nights with Bache, or Roon pudding rage
Oh yeah no Bache.
five nights with bache sounds chill
Five Nights at Bonnies
Suffolk?
Bache is cute all things considered, Roon is just a walking, unstable, obsessed, nuke.
who will rip out your prostate
Five nights in the hospital, don't let the mog in
I said Roon without pudding
Mog, Roon and several others scare me dawg
so now make her even worse
Yeah that's I said it
I could never love abominations like mog and roon
What's wrong with Mog?
That is what makes it fun.
roon from blue archive
Santa Fe jumpscare
I just know Moga stinks
Mog stinks and is very very "touchy"
retiring musashi for medals solves all your issues
Certified goonette
idk about you but I'd rather my womens be bathed in water than, a mystery liquid
i'd rather my women be bathed in sugar glass
Tempesta...
They're all covered in used motor oil
The black sludge that builds up after 10,000-15,000 miles
Yucky.
dip them in seawater 
This is why Sirens are the superior tentacle/squid/Uhhh octopus faction 
Yeah but like... Where soap?

Rumani from NIKKE has very shiny boobs
Does anyone in al or no
Bremerton
Bremerton gets freaky
hot, steamy, noisy, sweaty, all day, all night, through next morning, bed-breaking, floor-creaking, neighbour-waking baby-making
Freaky
her worst skin
Why her worst
because it's not subtle
in her beach skin

centaur's stomach is shiny
hai everyone back again to ask fr another character to sketch for a warmup
already did seattle
zara only has shiny boobs because she's coming out of the pool
Smol oak
breast titties


We need more Honolulu skins 
Somehow i have a feeling she will cry when the kid cry

Good because then i can soothe them both

Penis cow
If we delete Hero, revelation of lust is a great event

Wait a minute, that amagi server comment lmao

Cowpenis
Royal Oak is from the event
ah yes, cowpenis

anyway, i'm gonna touch you
Time to fight heolster
Imagine 100 percent trophy on nightregin
Who else does
AA the plane
Mighty Oak
Don't let it go away
you probably have shiny boobs
Glowing RGB boob is a thing
sus
Seriously transplants come with switches somehow
How dare you 
Royal Oak Augment when
i mean i'm sure that it's possible, but why the fuck would you do that
Peak
How's my crew
Sir yes sir. Glory to the mighty oak
Very overkill imo
Lol
nya from ninjago is hot
I'm just doing it because it's cute
Langley 1
Start voting for Kansas
XD
XD
Chaddius Philocutius
OK XD
Kai is hot imo
Buy mr gold instead
Okay but Misako tho
perhaps
Eat lemon
I have no words

Goof character
Good luck.
@modern moon Please be aware that the Trophy RUle is active during the first week of an event, please keep them in #trophy-room
Pin 
Got pin of doom
skill issue

no fucking swearing
Cuni Bulli
pumpernickel 
True
Fite fite, couple fite
Apri hello
My Aprintellect is beyond human comprehension
Arsene 
hi kelp 
Oh i know this one where dr.eggmen ride Forklift you know what he said
You Too Late Sonic! I am now Forklift Certifed MUHAHAHAHA
And next he fucked up got crash
Sorry i have give you Job Application now!
Or else
Ight how do we strip the Takao
Live 2D Skin Guide
Someone link the guy on YT that does all the skin interactions
idk if its updated
Ts don't work
Yes it do
Still works fine in my screen
Balls
funny
The Jersey is icy
Throwback to when I was on the alabama
Hi Essex
Bama buddies!
Hell yeah

She's a beaut
And my number 1 spot to camp during a zombie apocalypse
plenty of deckspace for a garden
I wonder why when I want to get 3 star on hard difficulty, the enemy escorts didn't spawn
Boobs
She’s got a point tbh……..
need armpit.
Nyo

Yabe
need armpit.
Tummy better
need boobs.
someone make this but with essex
Huh
her chibi is cute
You’re gonna get touched

is discord shitting for anyone else?
yes
Server ui bugging and many more
Bugcord 
discord isn't real



i'm gonna eat that chibi
Give praise
itsuki better
does roadside assistance exist in azur lane
Like u
Eyy Sodak
Finally ran out of curry
Takagi

John 

The old L2Ds scare me
Dooky shit
I’m surprised they never improved the starter L2Ds. Cause GOD are they dated.
laffey default l2d in the big 2026
thank you 
Just get more oil
We get 4k a week for free
and I'm trying to not cap out on oil
Orbs
bar
Bb
GO GO GO PUSH PUSH PUSH!!!!
2020, school days...
Ahhh old days...
I honestly am more fond of the books in the library than Azur Lane at that time of my life.
The library had so many books
I read from novels to older studies about psychology and biographies
there was one old soviet encyclopedia of biology
or psychology maybe
cuz it had written very explicitely and in a scientific way of writing homosexuality on the list of mental illnesses, very dated for that.
nice boat

Extraction boat

Icy ass 
turn off clearing mode brother
I did before it started
Giang
it must've turned itself back on
So how’s reducing your activity going
the game is a glorified screensaver and so assumes you must want clearing mode and auto search on and turns them on

@timid mesa this one turned off?
I got no clue then ahaha
A bit better
Least i didn't spent too much time in discord
This has to be Ryu most used emoji
Balls
It's the same as the situation 
Oh shi @rose spire I nearly forgot daily dose of Lion
@stiff forum thanks for reminding me to check this server

omg same bestie!!!!!
I feel like everytime Ryu chats here the chat is gonna die
Big ass forehead besties
@sleek cape eyyyy Sodak
Chibi battle?
Silent and laughing while the one in the middle is confused

Daily dose of fuck you

There is
i see
Mambo Mambo!

BARBBBBB

Just animate it
yo fellas


















