#al-general
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Deja vu
milking complete, Cow is now out grazing
It is I’m doing it rn
You free wanna play?
Reject pants
Embrace nudity


Morning auntie. How are ya
"If you dont wear pants you dont have to change them" - Mogador (propebly)
Damn right
Me with cowpens milk

I'm awake, and I have coffee. emotions and thoughts to start up again shortly 
how's you?
Good too. Mathed at math class. Finally breaks. Why not add milk to coffee

funny enough, I drink my coffee black
Okay
I like my coffee like I like my shipgirls
naked
Hmm
How is everyone enjoying the new skins
Mh
HEIL IRON BLOOD HEIL THE GERMAN WAIFUS

beeg
quite happy with Francesco's
I'm considering Chien Wu's
and I like Alabama's, but considering I'll never use her it'll be a skip
skins are for lewding appreciating, not for combat
I can’t wait to sell my gaming pc so I can rent it from Jeff Bezos. So excited. Then I can get an xbox pc pass too, and then I’ll own nothing 
and you will be so happy
Why u even do that
Lol
it's seemingly his thing to be that kind of IB fan
the cringe kind
the 'little too close to the source' kind
i am a fan of IB and German waifus pretty much obvious
i don't harm anybody with it so wdym
I'm a fan of hot boats
not cringe just enjoyer of good stuff

I am fan of a waifu thats hot

All of IB shipgirls are hot
and I'm a fan of Iris
but you don't see me saying shit about the French Empire or stuff like that
Sorry got to grind rivals
Okay good luck
good for you?

red names with IB symbol being wehrbs? just as likely as you'd think
takao skin gives me +30 FP +20 EVA while I go battle
Theres literally a person with a nickname "liking IB ≠ wehraboo"
there is
and half the time, that's right
@rain valley I want milk give cowpens milk
the other half of the time, that's very, very inaccurate
Ty
While whitenames are of course bestnames, i have seen a lot more susge rednames than bluenames

I haven't seen that aston martin jersey guy for days
self glazing will not be tolerated
he's probably still here
the NJ fans tend to change their names frequently
gets confusing
Its not self glazing, its truthnuking
He's here
Imagine if I just
IB is crimson right
no i mean is iron blood a part of crimson in the game
yea I forgot somewhat
Why’d you send wuwa
the pit is glorious on this one.
still can't get over the fact that people goon over armpits
Yeah armpit people sure are weird huh
feet was already bad enough
yeah it's roughly mid-WW2 allies = azur lane, axis = crimson axis
with some liberties and taken for funsies, plus lumping in WW1 into those factions
so rough axis force is crimson axis and the rest of it is azur lane
why does azur lane win in the numbers game
like Francesco is a WW1 Italian super-dread, and the Italians were part of the Entente/Allies then
but Sardegna is Crimson Axis because beginning of WW2
Francesco Bernoulli
mainly because the German navy was u-boats and not much else of note
and Italy's navy was middle-sized too
yes? that's the ship's history lol
the message doesn't matter the car does in this gif
OH
because that's what her name reminds him of
Cantarella is hot
That shit had fucking Lewis Hamilton turn into a car
time to sleep

good night all
never got the chance to talk with you but still gn
breast titties
Damn. The absolute disrespect on the admiral scheer.
because I'm ever-so-slightly crazy
I'd made a list of Sardegna ships that are post-armistice allied that I want to get
kinda perfect timing for Francesco showing up
And a few auxiliary cruisers, too, iirc.
had one wraped up on Miku in Barcelona
More resources, bigger industrial capabilities
Everdark Libra
Does Deutschland have allat
yea the weirdest AM Collab ever
before they used to be hand to hand with james bond
now they Collab with gooner games
I'd rather more things collab with gooner/gacha games tbh
this is their first one so far
Hmm
imagine if BYD did that
or their luxury brand yangwang
dunno BYD offhand?
chinese EV company
ah
so about the same as Tesla?
Yea but chinese
Their yangwang u9 is filled to the brim with gimmicks
and far less reliable
like it has hydraulics with which it can shake left to right
most cars are these days
when my 2016 gives up, I might just cry because getting a 'normal' car these days is more and more difficult
tesla has hella issues (I say this because I do have a tesla), but i wouldn't trust a BYD
and does a 180° turn too
so basically it copies tesla with the phone being a key
And their track version of that model
Fucking crossed the speed record of the bugatti Chiron 300+
Hmm
What about takao
Good if your phone is secure and always with you, bad if you somehow lose your phone/thieves steal and unlock your car
there's actually a safeguard luckily
you have the option to set a driving pin
so even if someone gets to access to your tesla, they won't know the pin
and they can't drive it
nah, don't like her
what's aml
AML?

she has a hate boner for axis and loli ships
True
is it aston martin
what does the L stand for
now tf is a lagonda
is it a new car
nobody will remember the lagonda
Am I the only one which eyes hurt seeing that gif above? 😮
i don't even know what the lagonda is
car collab like zzz?
But... eagle union is bland as hell
it would be more epic if they collab with lockheed martin
They abandon the Lagonda sub brand
And i like Sakura empire for the floof and cute girls
morality matters more to her, even if it's just a game
i like tentacles 
It used to be on par with rolls royce and bentley
Weirdo
Pirate ships
me like SEAT
Calling the Sakura not bland is a stretch
italians better than all
Two of their most popular girls have no animal traits.
The others are just foxes.
Every gacha game has Fox girls.

man the average idioat at 3AM with the modified seat that does more pollution than 3 factories put together
i mean that's not "bland", that's just a boring trope
Ok but we get better designs than eagle union who has no notable things about it besides the tan ships
yup, I also like their motorbikes more
Gundams.
High tech ships.
Varied clothing designs.

the ducati streetfighter is prob my fav naked motorbike
Most of Sakura Empire is girls in various states of Kimono undress
Boring Gundam are a Japanese thing and eh
Have you ever heard of the DB10
W a t
happens
Trophy
AL does AL thing
“Gundam are a Japanese thing”
Says the man about the Chinese game
where she's going?
Still rather take Sakura empire over that
skill issue
You’re breaking rules at an astonishing pace
trophy again but yeah your gpu is incompatible
Might need to reset your game
lol
nah let's ignore this one pin
it's a bug
2 trophies in a row can you believe
No


it's a bug pin it's funny
trophies with nobody on the screen
does it tho
Man your just a ray of sunshine huh
Ok cool
You had me till you post that
I dont have cubes and I never ever missed a single UR
Pin did
i have no cubes
Pat the 
Me neither
Wife

what is this
the australian naval flag
Oh no the British are colonizing again
yes, the british will colonize your intestines
Realistic skill shields
Yes the one off sports car with only one sold in an auction
Oh.. ummm that's food right
Yes it's nom nom
i came from victorious
That's gross 
How the fuck a Lancaster take off from a Carrier with a 1-Ton bomb
I want some fish and chips
I AWAKE
Hello everyone!!!!!!!
Oh some are Barracudas
The next seseren
seseren?
He made a bunch of gifs for a variety of games
The person who made most of the animated emotes ingame

i mean not really At all 😭
some breeds of chicken can lay green shelled eggs
Wow
does She/he got ummm twitter?
or smt?
i will search by myself
:>
like literally in the in-game chat?
european breeds can only lay white or brown eggs
Yeah, Easter Eggers.
My coworker gives me some from her chickens.
They got youtube channel and discord server
if you want colored eggs, you need to get asian or american breeds
oh nice
Akaoni and Seseren are goated
iirc, only asian and american breeds produce blue eggs

but...Akaoni went 
lewd is good
My coworker:
“they are bred with American or Chillian chickens”
We talking about chickens?
yeah i got two way to choose too
whole some Chibi and illust
or
The ummm yeah
yeah
that checks out


by "american", it means south american
I did not and I wish I still didn’t
because that's how chickens go to the americas
Too bad.
Suffer with the knowledge that I have gifted you

chickens were brought to south america by polynesian settlers
You are one evil man sir.
Did you in terms of human pokemon anamonity vaporeon is really squishy
Not sure.
I know for a fact chickens don’t
we're not doing that
Oh

but yeah chickens in north america are european breeds
I didn't say it I say that there squishy
anyway, it's been confirmed that velociraptors lay bright blue eggs
Did you know according to the Pokédex, Vaporeon is incredibly acidic
like that of robins

Pin, you know a lot of random Shi.
Vapor...
I am a repository of useless knowledge
because they examined the structure of fossilized eggs
and discovered that the structure would make it blue
Me at excerise When Lion:
@peak plover playing as yourself
because blue is a very rare pigment

Such as the fact Whales produce anywhere from 50 to 200 gallons of milk every day
yep
most "blue" animals you see

damn
the blue comes from the shape of their cells
why not?
Did you know the bite of 87 happened in the year of 1987
it just reflects as blue
And Whale milk is INCREDIBLY Fatty
in human eyes
I like myself
Oh my god
I lowk just found that out
This is like SovietWomble and Cyanide again
Chat should i be admiral Gikka or Should i be a Cadet Gikka ᗜ⩊ᗜ
When the FUCK could they produce milk
No it yellow blue
whales are mammals
mammals produce milk
it's in their name
They are mammals.
Mammals produce milk.
Whales make milk
Platypi are weirdos
platypi and echidna are the only two mammals to lay eggs
I lowk thought whales were whales
Did you know the biophlorisent
female kangaroos have three vaginas; two are dead ends, one leads to the prized egg
thank you animal planet
for teaching me that when i was like 11
I sometimes like, I look at the roof. And wonder…why the fuck can i read.
female lobsters get MORE FERTILE the OLDER they get
Sea anemones can move
If it's released as a playable version, I at least hope Nimitz is included.
Yes and I hate it
lmao
Welp gl chat bbs :
🤸🏻 ☁️
🦼 🏌🏻♀️
Crows are actually not black.
a feather star swimming is basically a biblically accurate angel
When you look at them under the correct light spectrum they actually appear blue
So am just colour blind?
Pin look whos winning
no, they just appear black in the human spectrum
as he stated
... I have lost faith in china
Go Burin.
Win an oath skin
hummingbirds can't stop moving, if they do they'll actually die
What the FUCK am I looking at
Ehhhhhh not super true
So many good shipgirls and they losing to a fucking bulin
well i mean they can rest for like a couple seconds iirc
It’s just their metabolism is so fuckin’ fast they constantly need food
there's an ant colony that spans 3 continents
Can we all agree takao needs to win one
takao has too many skins
i think shikamaze loves you too 
i hate how the male protag looks
I don't give a damn so does everyone else
very much
default male mc lookin' ass
Torp God
that was tuff used 1000000 iq to dodge these i read his mind
Shinano and Ägir oath skin happens soon guys dw
Heck the ones who are currently winning in us polls all have skins too
If I would'nt be that fast, i'd be fucked
flamingos aren't born pink
Still waiting for that ....
they get that way because of their diet
Yes
Zebras are black with white stripes
i think i did hear that somewhere
a
strawberries aren't true berries, but bananas are
Quacciont


milf
Hehehe. Stroopwaffle boat
i'll turn you into a stroopwaffle
I'm clearly a burger
JESUS HAVE MERCY
fucking shakshuka lookin' ass

silence melktert
What type of burger are you?
i'm gonna touch you
Cheesy Beef with Onion Rings and Lettuce and Tomatoes
Aight you getting eaten mf

sex

Essex
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I ain’t seein’ no tomatoes.
I’m seeing bacon though
i don't like tomatoes in my burger
Nor lettuce, actually
I don’t like tomatoes in burgers but lettuce isn’t bad
Lettuce at the bottom, uhh tomatoes behind the bacon's iirc
Tomatoes imo are more to eat by themselves
cheese, beef patty, lettuce, and grilled onions are the goat
I don’t like raw tomatoes
I took a pic from a random burger shop and found the original image on Pinterest
GOD HAVE MERCY SHES SOO CUTE
Kept it for food related funsies 
Now put her pants back on
please calm down

she kinda wears a pencil skirt
She .... ehm .... ubdressed herself ... i swear
Close enough to pants
get out
leave

you're getting detention
That neck better be strong because if I see her again in campaign I'll throw her like omniman 
or just don't have a neck
(I am traumatized by Japanese ships)
can't snap what isn't there
oh my god, it's ark nelson
finally
peace has been restored to our great nation
let us celebrate with a fascist military parade and repression of dissidents
I just discovered a fucking essex rap song
Get Endfielded ....
Red honey
Endfield
Factorio
Endfield
But with anime tits
Nothing happened on the Release day
Already done 🗿
What about minecraft with the ysm mod
I assume you built this so you don't piss off the god of factorio?
anyway, time to put my anime concept of a japanese family adopting five american infants and raising them in japan and japanese into words
it's just an excuse for blone haired anime girls with japanese names that make sense
where are her pants
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and yes he also mentions lemon
I got this plot for this new anime plot with huge boobs
just five completely unrelated white girls
being adopted by a japanese family
given japanese names, they only speak japanese
they are culturally japanese
hilarity ensues when they meet tourists
european japanese
japanese crackers
but they start panicking because the only english they know
is what they learned in school
just this straight up pale blonde european girl with green eyes named Kaho Mizoroge
I love it, but its gameplay is slower than a 188-ton tank
Hmm Gn yall
And New F1 ferrari stoped
So Ken from Street fighter?
IT HAD A FUCKING REDEMPTION CODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ye .... especially the gun user and broadblade user feel slow ... but i think thats good ... it feels heavy and powerful
Had someone redeemed it before
does anyone remember what it gave
azur pain
I don't feel the pistols are powerful; I feel like that sniper support that fires once every 400 years and barely does anything.
Besides. I’ll just play AK. I still got my account somewhere
fungus

mushroom
Dont you have all your accounts linked to a single yostar id
Not sure if my AK account got saved there…

I kinda quit playing AK after a while
You didn't login to AK with yostar?
Don’t remember
either you're cooked or not
I think I’m fine though
Gimme Bismarck or give me death!!!
i'm gonna have some Quorn™ Chiqin Nuggets for breakfast
you will get death until June because then Bismarck 2 will be permanent
I think it’s with Yostar or Apple ID
i have bismarck 2 already
I already have 4 Bismarck 2

I just need skins
...

You are image ban I think I know why
💀
How old are you ewwww
Mmm. Most regular and unassuming evidence in every Murder Mystery in America.
Actually you can legally buy human leather
does actually have human skin rugs
i know there are human skin covers
for books
Cute little spider in Australia
ah yes the giant huntsman spider
Ehhhhhhh probably more young adult than Loli.
Don’t know.
Don’t care either. She gets headpats


Normal Australian roommate
That's fine
So nice
Yes
Yeah he have his own cage
Plus she has a big booba ghost
I drew 🙂
Hell yeah
And Northwind
Nerds.
Yep
Very cutie
-w- ohayooooo
ohayo 
Every single Napoleonic war sub Reddit? iS zAt, A gUtS aND Blackpoweder reference?.🤓
Ok.
Aww cute
It's so peak I gotta buy it and I haven't even cleared ch 12 yet
Ch 12 is easy. Solution is always more guns 
I’m to lazy to do w14 hell I’m to lazy to even do the event
Shes on CH16, your gonna waste gems
Wha i cant like cute stuffs now?I'm not EDP 
Brother I did W14 without opsi. Man the fk up
Tip:
-# Be not like Hoffy
Not a waste if it's that good. I bought Soyuz ninja skin and I don't have her yet... It'll happen eventually.
Tip: Saying something is cute doesn’t mean you want to fuck it
I need Bismarck bath skin
idfk what he did but I'll assume he did something
Yessir this 
My cat is cute.
I don’t want to fuck my cat
Wow I’m loving Azur lane so far
Just because Vanguard is cute doesn't mean I wanna bang her, I just wanna cuddle 
Plus I hope in buying the skins I like they'll make more of them, even if it's cope
Heheh Squeed.
im going to buy another round of Gems for my dockspace
GET HER NOW
Currently at 500+ DS but going to 900
You're coming with me Ark
I can in many ways lol
Questionable production quality, but cuteness guaranteed 
seems like it
Her eyes looks like stitched up too
Left thumb nail, outfit issues, small details fucky and wiggly, many easy to see things
saw one once that had the hair melding with a fingertip, looked freaky AF
yep it's ai look at this mess on her neck
lol
Another day of reminding myself that to filter AI shit
-# And preparing to destroy an AI center
don't worry, they've built far more than they'll need any time soon
Me too

I need a PC upgrade
you cant steal my ram! I rent it from jeff bezos
MATE OUR CAMPUS LIBRARY IS FUCKED
unfortunately the RAM they use is not compatible with consumer PCs
I SWEAR
quorn chicken nuggets are pretty good
i would like a wisdom cube lamp, they dont sell those right? ive seen cube lamps on amazon but look kinda bad
Kids from fucking HS started stealing components inside
why borrow or steal ram
I could sleep if I wanted to
just download ram from shady websites
When the staff are on lunchbreak 
you should probably just order some materials and make one
@livid blade how the fuck is this even remotely close to what I complained about
and stop replying to people's feedbacks already. you goobers constantly reply to people's feedbacks with nonsense
Jesus christ, GFB is the most heated fucking channel ever since the meme channel is gone


Don’t make me call Restart in here
Oh man im out if res is here 
I have a great new idea, let’s put everyone into ai prison , where they can rent their freedom (freedom is watching ads)
nah i'd rent
This is the future
I taught Akagi about binding vows
Wtf is your profile
30 sec ad for 30 minutes of uninterrupted freedom
If I deadass looking through every single alternate universe not in 1 of them would I imagine regensburg wins against mogador or Guam
Yesterday Guam was Second, and i woke up today that happened
Watch ads for 5 days, get the weekend off.
lol why does alabama have a completely different skin tone in the new skin

Regensburg’s just better
watch how regen doesnt even cut the top 5 in the final bracket
Regensburg is a baddie that i'd bag irl ngl
All i think of Regensburg is that Pregnant art
Gacha characters are already rentals
its just stuck on my head
You don't own your account
Why did you look at that
I never checked yesterday tbh
I mean ig?
Not even top 20 lol
Someone posted it here before 
The what
yd's fault
is it making you have the october 31st 2018 Shibuya incident mental breakdown?
Now i want to unsee it
Nah cuz deadass how does she have 3.13 million votes?
Nothing happened on August 31st 2025.
breast titties
We get 2 Vote Vouchers per Daily mission
I honestly don’t know but hey she’s peak ig
Does this answer your question?
Ofc...the zipper
Hot
Evil Hatsune Miku
realisticly, she looks like she wants to do "bad" things to me
WHY IS THERE A ZIPPER THERE
Quick, easy access
The answer is “azur lane players are submissive”
Only YD knows, and YD won't tell.
No, not really. She's cool, but not 3m+ cool.
Idk who YD is but they should tell

That skin isn't even for submissive people, she loses control and becomes the pet in most of her lines
Yea ik
you really have no idea about regensburg
FdG?
Fair
Fdg is hot
Hindenburg has left the chat, FDG has left the chat, Lion has left the chat, Akagi has left the chat, Roon has left the chat, Atago has left the chat
you know whats hotter?
The sun.
Lion? Cowpens?
NONE of those are dominant
exactly
Literally none of those are doms
NONE of those
Well shit Mori
I thought they were
I said Azur lane players
What should i go first except Dock space
All hail the sun 🔆
Augment, Gear or Dorm Food storage
All dominant girls in al are basically secretly submissive atp
ahh yes
unicorn is dom
NO NO NO
unicorn is dominic toretto

Would be interesting
I just call it “character development” since ig the more their affection goes up the closer the become towards us
Infernal Instantly summoned
She’s basically just teaching you how to Dom her so you’ll Dom her correctly
Do you have a bot where if someone says Implacable you immediately get notified of something?
She even says so herself
He has every patting but doesnt have a Patting Pinhead
lion and avp kinda too, then there are some i would deem more on the equilibrate side like vanguard and hakohou
No she's not
Which Azur lane characters are these? I am playing the kraken event
Vanguard doesn't even enter the equation
Because she's in my bed cuddling
AVP literally explains she wants you to dom her
that's honolulu obviously
Just bc they show affection doesn't make them not a dom 😭
is that even al characters

I'd say a destroyer. Louis. Honolulu
it's so nice we got a new alabama skin, now we get new alabama fanarts 
THOSE ARE NIKKES 
What if I want to be dominated by AVP will that unfortunately not happen
yeah, i kinda mistook that one
Clearly NJ, Bremerton, and Janus 🗿
she will dom you so that you dom her
It's not about affection, being assertive isn't dominance
Never go to a club in Berlin
i want slow love 
That’s cool ig
Welcome young aspiring entrepreneurs to domination and dominated 101. Today's lesson : what is domination?
Capture the point
Call of Duty game mode
Oldies.
fashion!
Wait how the fuck do I spell it
Chuuni
just write that
Yk it's bad when the fan art is smaller than in game lmao
Idk what is #lil-enterprise-general even going on im going to sleep
What you want me to check it?
Brb
my akagi can't be this cute

ok pop quiz: which azur lane girl is the gamer girl
Omg that dress is so pretty
Richmond
Several.
Elaborate
bunker hill
the lazy one that eat snack and laze around all day comfy
Pasadena or Potter maybe, idk
Literally the 4 starters, LI, Richmond, the pink haired girl
Long Island
that doesn't narrow it down
Long Island / Laffey?
Thats Ayanami
ok the shut in gamer girl that is a goth girl with huge boobs
Laffey doesn’t really snack, just sleep
Eepy 
That's z11 I think
Z11
Hi blue
Well if you name all your ships 1-52 it's gonna get confusing at some point
I mean they do have names… but like…
the first 22 have names
whydah and long island probably
long island for sure though
shhh we pretend that does not exist because it forces Devs to update the game
Wolfgang Zenker and Bernd Von Armin don’t help much
I bet theres people here dressing up as shipgirls
IB girls have some of the worst defaults and then turn around and have some of the best skins
Still pissed that they haven't released a new skin for Brunhilde tho >:[
Hard disagree
At least one of them is a guy
Would agree if Brünhilde got a new skin
qt
Queen Tallinn
I hate the IB color scheme for the most part, so even if I like the fit, I like it a lot less than I would if if they changed the colors.
looks great default
@shut crane
B e h o l d :
Lutzow
Wood Would
Honestly the ship itself no complain, but why is the water so bubbly?
Would wood for wood wood.
Yes im talking about cross dressing 
Submarine’s actually boil water as they move
It's the same color scheme...
🪞 <- hey big guy look over here
it's called cavitation 
But there's white ✨
The white doesn't help
the drop in pressure behind the propeller blade is enough to make the water boil, which is VERY LOUD
and subs don't want to be loud, so the propellers have more blades, allowing them to turn slower
Well that's all the colours you get because we can't afford the emo faction having bright colours 
Mmmm
Very nerd 
Which is why I generally don't like the IB girls that much
Wait I have an idea. What if we put submarines, in the sky? Man im such a genius. 
Ok I’m gonna play roonscape
yall just ever have one of these days
yes I wake up and I'm a busty maid
it happens about 2 times a year
Belfast is hot
atelier ryza event
If only
some days I wake up and dream about cheese
other days I just wake up and find out I’m the commander of a base and I’m 10 day behind reports
what kind of cheese
cheddar
pretty sure her skin was really good too
nevermind it was bunny
What's wrong with bunny
well, at least this coalition doesn't ask for 6 damn fleets -w-
Who is this ship
the mo(o)gador i was replying to
also anyone got the picture of the roonburger?
alr
6 fleets not that bad
I still had spare gear and ships
I just hate having to move the dorm around 
I forgor that every consecutive enemy is stronger and didn't put the best fleet last
I still cleared it, but the last battle dragged on
Every single one of my fleet basically oneshotted the boss 
Modest boob enjoyers rejoice
boob
oh the enemies are lv100
im glad they gave the manjuu a butthole
welp, that's why it takes long but Aile is still beating up the boss 
a throat infection is already doing that for you, but thanks for the well wishes 
Soup?
boobla
soup indeed, and you get to eat the bowl too!
Looks like
the siren can go die but yeah
it's a veggie soup, ofc it looks like veggies
Ruining bread and peas at the same time





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