al-general

[stable plank]

seven with a z

[radiant cipher]

mog should've been EX+

[tropic cave]

Gimme dat link to the tierlist

[rain valley]

Mog is strong for damage
but outside of her invuln she's a bit weaker tank-wise
and her utility is awesome, but niche

[rain valley]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZujLQivFuYf9OwVwnxB_k0hjeeOZCulAkn66vtr1Ya0/edit?gid=2037048040#gid=2037048040

[stable plank]

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/himeno-smoking-anime-anime-girl-smoke-gif-12023329037060819900

[rain valley]

Bayard > Mog, and is one of the best vanguard ships in the game
so make sense she's EX+, and Mog is the other end of EX in comparison
still solid though

[stable plank]

link bork

[weak parrot]

the exposed nipple clan

[stable plank]

either that or so massive it wont load. like kashino milkers

[rain valley]

oh it's just obscenely big
30 or 40 tabs or so
pics of more than half of the ships in-game

[sage zealot]

that tierlist is notoriously biased and downright bad

[stable plank]

[sage zealot]

like im a royal and eagle main, there is 0 reasoning kearsage is a higher tier then fucking fritz

and how the fuck is hakuhou the same tier as hakuryuu

[weak parrot]

because inbred people make tierlists

but anyway

[sage zealot]

thats is not even mentioning why the best SR BB , who btw choke slams ulrich into the ground is so low

[weak parrot]

anyway, back to racism

ciao

[sage zealot]

the tierlist maker is racist against intelligent tiering

[weak parrot]

nah, he's just an inbred

[odd holly]

hi

[weak parrot]

bye

[radiant cipher]

Le Malin

in the 70's

[sage zealot]

they need to paint thier ships

[radiant cipher]

she was not being used for decades

[sage zealot]

that makes it easier to maintain though

[weak parrot]

paint the ship in urban camo

[sage zealot]

huh niceeee, i scored 17.8k

[serene elm]

desuwa

[sage zealot]

im 2nd in the avrora server for EX

[dark solstice]

The first loser

Don't mean that in a bad way

[sage zealot]

i wonder how the 1st dude got 18k though,

[dark solstice]

Just want we call second here

[dark solstice]

Either good fleet or maybe we will see him on the board of shame

[weak parrot]

indian camoflauge

[dark solstice]

How many points do you have compared to him?

[dark solstice]

What's Indian camouflage? Will I regret asking ? 🤔

[weak parrot]

idk camoflauge used in indian cities

probably off-white and grey

mixed with splotches of brown

[timid ermine]

azuring the lane

[sage zealot]

Hmm I think Ik why now

[weak parrot]

green archive

[dark solstice]

Big boobs = big damage

[weak parrot]

yeah spine damage

[ember spindle]

laffey charging an arbiter with a broken everclear bottle:

[dark solstice]

Spines can be fixed

[modern moon]

Evil malin

[weak parrot]

don't talk about spines unless you've let a chiropractor piss down your spinal cord

[dark solstice]

Hell nah I don't trust those guys

[weak parrot]

i've been to chiropractors

it feels so good

getting your neck and back cracked by them is amazing

[dark solstice]

My boss goes and he is fine for a few days then as bad as anything again

[weak parrot]

because they're not like permanent

you still need like physical therapy and shit

all the times i went to chiro was after car accidents

[dark solstice]

I will have a curved back from bad habits

[ember spindle]

and then qe said "we are azur lane"

[weak parrot]

basically, chiro can help you with like temporarily relieving pressure

which helps A LOT

[dark solstice]

Sledgehammer to the skull would relieve my pressure

[weak parrot]

but if you want like more long lasting results, physical therapy is a must

[modern moon]

Trust them,they'll break your bones one and two

[tight goblet]

hmm

[dark solstice]

Wanna try and complete life with an 100% unbroken bone achievement

[weak parrot]

i've only ever broken one bone

my skull

probably explains why i'm dumb

[timid ermine]

we are azur lane we carry the flame

[dark solstice]

I got hit on the head a few years ago and surprised my skull wasn't broken but man if you serious that sucks any brain damage ?

[weak parrot]

apparently the doctor said i was fine

idk, this was when i was 8

i smacked the back of my skull against the concrete side of a pool

because i was a stupid kid

[ember spindle]

NO

[weak parrot]

maybe my skull was still soft enough

[dark solstice]

Oof

[timid ermine]

we fight for the gospel

[weak parrot]

like it was a the back corner of my skull

well not really back

well, apparenlty i do have a bald spot there

kind of

[shut crane]

mamagi is tier ex++

[dark solstice]

You playing AL so maybe it did hurt ya badly

[weak parrot]

mayhaps, but the timeline is off

[modern moon]

I broke one of my bone in my ribs when I was biking back then,and I am still living normally

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

I can’t ride a bike

[dark solstice]

You here, we aren't normal

[weak parrot]

i have no balance

on a bike

[timid ermine]

i got hit by a motorcycle when i was cycling

its ok

[weak parrot]

did you get decapitated?

[modern moon]

Would do a downhill bike again and broke my bones again

[sage zealot]

Fuuuuuuck -_-

[weak parrot]

i remember this case where this guy was internally decapitated after an accident but ended up totally fine

and he didn't realize it

[timid ermine]

no but we yelled at each other then checked each other for injuries

[weak parrot]

you should've decapitated him

and then done the whole native american yell

and then biked away

[wanton pelican]

I should do these again

[weak parrot]

leaderboards are gay

[wanton pelican]

I forgot do you still need level 1 stuff to get max scores for them?

[weak parrot]

being competitive is ass

[wanton pelican]

[sage zealot]

sounds like skill issue

[weak parrot]

i have absolutely no desire to prove myself to anyone

[sage zealot]

[weak parrot]

chien wu, but nude

[wanton pelican]

Back when I used to manual farm for this lol

[weak parrot]

wait

vivaldi

is named after THAT vivaldi, right?

the four seasons vivaldi

[teal girder]

Is there other Vivaldi?

[weak parrot]

or am i just tripping

i mean vivaldi could be the last name of a military officer

[teal girder]

Just funny she doesn't have augment change to four seasons bgm

[sage zealot]

the only fun EX is the coalition one

[weak parrot]

apparently i am tripping

and it actually isn't named after that vivaldi

it's named after an explorer

the music vivaldi is antonio

[sage zealot]

pretty obvious it wasnt the composer from the first naame

[weak parrot]

well i kinda forgot his first name

soooo

and leonardo da vinci isn't a military officer and there's a ship named after him

so anything was possible

[ornate igloo]

So like

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ornate igloo]

Whos the BB in announcements

Because holy shit

[tight goblet]

I mean

google is a thing

[weak parrot]

i mean people's dads are a thing

[ornate igloo]

Fr

[weak parrot]

but sometimes thye never showup in their lives

[ornate igloo]

Literally

[weak parrot]

[timid ermine]

the BB is me

[weak parrot]

how the fuck did takao sprain her ankle before the shoot

[late shale]

Hmm

[solid whale]

top heavy

[teal girder]

Jean BBart

[weak parrot]

john fart

[teal girder]

Kinda like SchBBob

[weak parrot]

Ubaldo Piangi

Carlotta Giudecelli

[radiant cipher]

Know your shipgirl: Le Hardi

[thorn saddle]

How scandalous, seeing her exposed as such

[ornate igloo]

Is the BB in announcements new?

I just pulled her

Oh sick

[meager haven]

She’s new. Her stats suck ass but her skills make her usable.

At least in anything below W14.

[rain valley]

tbh, she might make a decent mob flag in w14
but that's as far as I'd take her

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621426141705797651/1464026866233901197/PzlWaZVf.gif

[stable plank]

id take her to the movies

and kfc, and burger king

[meager haven]

Why would you subject anyone to such torture

[teal girder]

KFP

[odd mesa]

i might low key regret getting the takao skin

[stable plank]

i was never born rich so imma take my girl where the cheap shit is

[meager haven]

Take her to a fucking food truck then

Or some random farmer’s house

[serene elm]

the BB is good, but the best part is the ojo-sama Alberto ohohohoho desuwa

[stable plank]

haters take their girl out, next week, they be broke

[weak parrot]

nipple language

[stable plank]

maybe i can take her to hungry jacks instead

[meager haven]

I hate you now Gob.

[stable plank]

why

[meager haven]

Coming up with the worse shitholes imaginable.

[stable plank]

good thing they are all song lyrics then

[meager haven]

😔

[stable plank]

baited again

[meager haven]

Fuck you man😔 😔

[weak parrot]

take her to a gulag

and feed her prisoner meat

[modern walrus]

incase ppl dont know my skin guide is updated

[weak parrot]

pretty gay

[meager haven]

God everytime I see your name I get scared

[stable plank]

[stiff forum]

Hm

[devout bough]

hi Richie!!!!!

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna dutch you

[devout bough]

What do you think about Macron aura farming at Davos????

[weak parrot]

they should deal with the anti-pig problem they have there first

[analog crypt]

did we already freak out at the takao interactions on the new skin?

[devout bough]

what do you mean

[serene elm]

I think that I got a Italian ojo-sama in AL

and I'm happy

[devout bough]

[weak parrot]

it's a more recent problem

but they haven't been dealing with it

along with the most of the west

because they're afraid being called bigots

[analog crypt]

wtf they're being mean to pigs? why are people being mean to animals?

they're jsut farm animals

what does bigotry have to do with agriculture bruh

[weak parrot]

until they deal with the anti-pig problem, they have no say in anything

[serene elm]

tru

[analog crypt]

what the fuck am I missing

[ember spindle]

we're currently freaking out about like five things including takao i think
apparently you can squish her cheek #al-art message

[modern moon]

My phone is now a literal fucking time bomb

[weak parrot]

i'm trying very hard to use euphemisms

to not say the actual word

[analog crypt]

are you not talking about actual pigs?

[serene elm]

[weak parrot]

well disliking pigs has much to do with it

well it's one of the core tenants

[analog crypt]

are you talking about a certain job title?

[devout bough]

idk

same

[analog crypt]

or is this some shit about hating a religion

[weak parrot]

yes

[devout bough]

[analog crypt]

are you really coming in here to talk about how much you hate a religious group bruh

[serene elm]

well I wouldn't say hate I say it's rather a problem

[analog crypt]

it's a gacha game

grow up

[ember spindle]

oh my god bruh

[radiant cipher]

Aura

[weak parrot]

gumbo time

[analog crypt]

yeah bro can you get outta here with the islamophobia lmao, there's no reason to be doing this shit in a discord about a gooner game

[serene elm]

it was not even about that I understood what he meant first second

[devout bough]

i see how he managed to knock up his teacher

[analog crypt]

ooh I should reheat some gumbo for dinner

[light fable]

Getting back on track. Hakuhou thighs

[serene elm]

haaah

[analog crypt]

this new takao skin is so wild

[analog crypt]

sweet jesus

[weak parrot]

pit

[analog crypt]

god I love women

[devout bough]

do you love men too

[weak parrot]

i don't think so

[serene elm]

do tell me

[analog crypt]

if they look feminine enough

[light fable]

No one loves us. That is why we have these games

[serene elm]

I did I'm Spanish

[serene elm]

[devout bough]

why are macron pics filling up my twitter feed

[weak parrot]

je ne sais pas

[serene elm]

I mean los que no comen jamon

[weak parrot]

ici on parle anglais, s'il vous plait

[radiant cipher]

Comment ça va

[devout bough]

[analog crypt]

all I know in French is too political or too simple

[solid whale]

tu est gay parle l'anglais

[analog crypt]

or cajun

[weak parrot]

well yk, the problem children

cajun french is cool

[serene elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1433304557622001834/Killing_the_Pope_ft_the_Antichrist.gif

[analog crypt]

I agree, but I don't want to speak it

I say this as a cajun

[solid whale]

mfw 3d print kept failing

[analog crypt]

I really got the worst dieroll, I got half cajun half quebecois

[weak parrot]

cocodrie

[serene elm]

lol

[analog crypt]

huh

[devout bough]

idk what it means but i commented it

because i trust you Richie

[analog crypt]

oh Cocodrie Lousiana

[solid whale]

tryina print a blaster pistol and ig i didnt have supports on the right spot

[weak parrot]

sir, comment ça va means how are you

[analog crypt]

nah I'm more Slidell or Amite

[solid whale]

re sliced it and itll take 2 hours longer now

[serene elm]

tu sabes, skill issue I would say

[solid whale]

[ember spindle]

je voudrais manger cette navire

[devout bough]

okay

[weak parrot]

comment ça va is cognate with como estas

[devout bough]

i know navire means boats

[light fable]

Speaking Baguette is complicated

[analog crypt]

Ca va is also short and informal for comment ca va, but can be used to respond casually to itself in a positive note

[weak parrot]

yes

[serene elm]

me empotrare a tu barco

[weak parrot]

that too

[glacial valve]

Le mans

[solid whale]

oui

[serene elm]

[weak parrot]

basic french 101

[analog crypt]

"ca va?"
"ca va"

basically means "how ya doing?" "good, you?"

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

i do not regret taking french in hs

i took a year of it

but whatever

[ember spindle]

por qué pit no se calla

[light fable]

Con calma.

[rustic sapphire]

Salut oui ça va et toi

[analog crypt]

I wish I had taken it. It's like my entire ancestry and I'm so out of touch with it

[weak parrot]

je ne parles pas espagnol

[serene elm]

el basat hem deien

https://tenor.com/view/arroz-valenciano-spanish-español-paella-gif-1561926410085820964

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[analog crypt]

plus I'm high key looking at moving to Quebec for a few years and should probably learn French to get by

[weak parrot]

i think that's a big issue with like non anglo-americans

they just don't learn their mother tongues

because they want to seem more "american"

[rustic sapphire]

Vive sardoche

[serene elm]

nah

[weak parrot]

damn know-nothing party and nativists

[glacial valve]

use proteccion

[analog crypt]

American culture kinda encourages that we assimilate and forget our roots to be more American.

[weak parrot]

yeah

luckily

i refuse

i integrate, never assimilate

[serene elm]

damn use, south american?

[glacial valve]

si

[serene elm]

we would never say use as a present verb

[glacial valve]

de la provincia rebelde

[weak parrot]

i'm east asian american

[glacial valve]

digo paiscaro

[serene elm]

we only use it as a past verb

[glacial valve]

digo uruguay

[weak parrot]

wait, is pit the castillian

[glacial valve]

digo de muerteguay

[serene elm]

my man

[rustic sapphire]

Im french and président Macron sucks

[weak parrot]

or is he the latinoamericano

[serene elm]

my fucking name you dum

[analog crypt]

granted there's some good things to come from that, but it's overall kinda mid because we don't only cut out the toxicity and problems of things, but just excise the entiree culture from our lives and abandon some great shit

[serene elm]

and if you open my profile the slander and the flag

lmao

it's pretty obvious

[weak parrot]

i see the south spanish flag

okay

[serene elm]

also I just spoke Catalan couple messagesa go

[light fable]

I say the same for my profiile

[weak parrot]

you're from hispania ultima

[analog crypt]

yeah but he has sunglass aura

[light fable]

Especially my "about me" xD

[glacial valve]

yes

[weak parrot]

sorry, you're italiano now

[rustic sapphire]

I have the same glasses

[analog crypt]

guh I need to start my immigration process and learn French

[weak parrot]

you gotta learn quebec french

[serene elm]

we have some of those, well we had

[weak parrot]

no metropolitan french

i learned metropolitan french

[analog crypt]

I'm gonna learn normal french and then get the slang from my friends in quebec

[serene elm]

[weak parrot]

so yeah metropolitan french

[light fable]

[serene elm]

and I know Spanish and Catalan since I was a kid and now english too

[analog crypt]

it'd be nice to eventually learn Arabic and Mandarin, but those are fucking brutal

[glacial valve]

Ferrari?

[weak parrot]

mandarin is a native language of mine

[serene elm]

idk what is metropolitan french, però els collons me'ls pots chuclar

[weak parrot]

metropolitan french is the standard non-dialetical french spoken in france

the standard one from paree

that's what we call it

[radiant cipher]

French is french selon moi

[analog crypt]

any tips for a cajun girl from the PNW who only fluerntly knows English?

[weak parrot]

well also, mainland france is called metropolitan france

[weak parrot]

uh physically speak it

with people

[serene elm]

riche muerto abono pa mi huerto

[weak parrot]

a lot

[serene elm]

hello riche

[analog crypt]

eugh

[weak parrot]

so you a hold of the tones

[analog crypt]

that's gonna suck

[storm jay]

BONNE ANNIV @ruby tiger

[weak parrot]

the hard part for most learners is the tones

[glacial valve]

Spanish in any city of uruguay: Normal
Spanish in Montevideo capial: awiyhdbasinwhdabsiowydbas

[storm jay]

its his birthday

[serene elm]

[weak parrot]

the pronunciation and grammar are relatively easy

[analog crypt]

I'm old, my brain doesn't soak up info anymore :(

[weak parrot]

the grammar is easy

because conjugation

does not exist

[analog crypt]

oh nice

[weak parrot]

time and place use indicator words

[serene elm]

idk bro

I just learn on the way

[analog crypt]

so it's not gonna be like German lmao

[weak parrot]

it's not going to be liike most languages

you don't need to worry about conjugating your verbs

your verbs do not change form

[analog crypt]

oh my god I just drove to therapy right? IT'S NEXT WEEK

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1413398881148080138/Image_1757050856040.gif

[serene elm]

I mean verbs and all that is okay and whatever but the best part to learn is when you only watch videos and stuff in the language you are trying to learn

[analog crypt]

[serene elm]

[weak parrot]

you just add words before or after the verb

[analog crypt]

I'm gonna scream

[weak parrot]

to specify

[serene elm]

feel bad for that dude who was trying to learn Spanish watching BaityBait

[glacial valve]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena, que tu cuerpo es pa´ darle alegría cosa buena

https://tenor.com/view/dance-skeleton-puppet-gif-6114807

[analog crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dh9511dh-head-banging-on-the-wall-gif-13355825

[serene elm]

poor fell into the pithole of casual Spanish weird words

espabila QUE LA VIDA TE V A ACOME

[jagged gull]

A reminder that this is the english chat

[weak parrot]

so like if you want to say "I already went there" it literally comes out as " I already go there"

but the already is the indicator

that go becomes went

[glacial valve]

sorry

[jagged gull]

If you wish to speak your mother language please use DM's or find a server in #international-port

[serene elm]

we changing between EN and random stuff wha

[rain valley]

scam present, for a mod's arrival lol

[weak parrot]

also, you don't even need to add the "already"

[jagged gull]

Thats not what the backreading tells me

but nice try Pit

[weak parrot]

you can just do "i go there [past tense indicator]"

[serene elm]

I mean

[analog crypt]

Mods why did you ban the nice person trying to give away money smh

(I am NOT SERIOUS)

[serene elm]

aside from one reply I did all my things are random ass sentences

[weak parrot]

anyway, why am i here

[serene elm]

yes

[jagged gull]

Ur right. U should go with em.

[tight fjord]

I once heard an interesting idea - English is a creole because of the Norman invasion, and that’s why its grammar is greatly simplified. No cases, few conjugations. Typical of creoles

[jagged gull]

[analog crypt]

[weak parrot]

english grammar is far from simplified

there are a shit ton of exceptions

[analog crypt]

Ngl I may be an idiot, the Takao skin is too complicated

[serene elm]

aaah grammar that thing they make you learn in school for years then start watching youtube and everything in english and suddenly you learn faster than in school

[tight fjord]

Not simple, just simplified from Old English.

[weak parrot]

i mean it was barely simplified

[jagged gull]

Also for future reference. Avoid the topic at all. Thanks.

[weak parrot]

we just lost a couple pronouns

[weak parrot]

eh alright

[analog crypt]

Thank you mod

[glacial valve]

1 word in inglich = 10 in spanish

[modern dew]

bananas

[analog crypt]

Holy shit I need to sell my kidney and buy this new Alabama skin

[serene elm]

ehem

pollas

[glacial valve]

almohadon

[serene elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897744969769549875/1459736405344256123/Hina_Cry.gif

[weak parrot]

old english is pretty much unreadable

[analog crypt]

Guhhhh Alabama is so bad I love her

[serene elm]

like Spanish or any other old language

lmao

[weak parrot]

but after the norman invasion, you can actually read it

you can read medieval english with a reasonable amount of understanding

[serene elm]

because they use this like weird way of speaking and pronunciation

[weak parrot]

icelandic is basically old norse

it barely changed

[serene elm]

in Spanish is purely the weird noble more formal weird way of speaking

like if you are not even speakin of yourself or the other person in a sort of weird 3rd person thing

it's weird

[analog crypt]

Greek:

[serene elm]

haaaaaaaaaah

damn

[weak parrot]

my native hokkien is actually derived directly from old chinese

[serene elm]

the scammer is using all the resources on this chat lmao

[analog crypt]

What's hokkien?

[jagged gull]

Damn twice

[glacial valve]

again hacked

[serene elm]

hey hacker got another one?

bet you don't noob

[analog crypt]

Imagine getting hacked on discord lmao

[weak parrot]

it's a chinese language originating in fujian

[analog crypt]

Just don't click weird ass links fr

[jagged gull]

Yes... Scammer. Singular

[analog crypt]

Oh so there's more than just Mandarin and Cantonese?

[jagged gull]

Keep at it Pit you will crack the code

[weak parrot]

most southeast asian chinese and us taiwanese are descended from hokkien settlers

yeah

[serene elm]

it's prob big operation thing

[analog crypt]

Huh I never knew that, cool shit

[weak parrot]

there are like 8 chinese language families

[serene elm]

and AI involved too because modern scamms

so yeah

[weak parrot]

the hokkien are the ones you find in SE Asia

[analog crypt]

good lord

is it still spoken today?

[weak parrot]

yes

[shut crane]

would you like a banana 🎵

[analog crypt]

that's cool as shit bro

[weak parrot]

hokkien is very much alive

and it's directly descended from old chinese

[analog crypt]

I'mma look up how it sounds

[serene elm]

scammers now using mobile phone farms too

[weak parrot]

it basically skipped middle chinese

[serene elm]

shit is funny

[weak parrot]

middle chinese is where cantonese and mandarin came out of

[analog crypt]

I used to have this friend and she would scream at me in Cantonese, it went hard

[weak parrot]

but also we have very ancient austronesian loanwords

[serene elm]

[glacial valve]

AGAIN!!!

[rain valley]

jesus

[jagged gull]

triple

damn

[serene elm]

damn the mobile phone scammer centers are good

[shut crane]

the epic scam waves

[jagged gull]

must be some who fell for it

[analog crypt]

OH BABY A TRIPLE

[serene elm]

gotta keep it up

[glacial valve]

hadtrick

[weak parrot]

so like while mandarin and cantonese share the same root word for woman

[analog crypt]

chat I should totally click on that link right? it'll totally give me money

[weak parrot]

we have a completely different word for woman

[shut crane]

time to sleep through all the scammers

[serene elm]

with AI and this mobile centers they do now days? nah scammers be doing a lot shit

tho mobile centers are used for twitter rage bait and money farm

they can be used for scams too

[analog crypt]

why is google saying Hokkien is Taiwanese and Filipino?

[weak parrot]

because hokkien is the native tongue of most taiwanese

we are descended from hokkien settlers

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-zara-eat-pizza-gif-15125227

[weak parrot]

and basically all filipino chinese

are hokkien origin

[serene elm]

pizza

[weak parrot]

malaysia and indonesia have a good mix of cantonese speakers

[royal tundra]

Better than money, hot shipgirls and great skins!

[analog crypt]

I see

[serene elm]

nah

[analog crypt]

I already have those for the most part

[serene elm]

the money please

[weak parrot]

but yeah, the prestige dialect of hokkien

[serene elm]

need to buy more cards

[teal girder]

Aiyaaaa

[weak parrot]

is taiwanese

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-zzz-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-desperate-gif-15697768407259280583

[weak parrot]

it has the most recognition

[serene elm]

ngl hacks for COD might be a good business you are backed up by activision itself, couple money here and there

[analog crypt]

need me a baddie to scream at me in Cantonese while she throws shit at me

[weak parrot]

but the funny thing is, taiwanese may be the prestige dialect of hokkien, but we have japanese loanwords

so our word bag

is the japanese word

kaban

our word for motorcycle, is the japanese word for it

otobai

[stable plank]

did i miss the mrbeastposting?

[jagged gull]

You did

[stable plank]

:(

[jagged gull]

But you know what you are in time for

[stable plank]

lampposting of course

[jagged gull]

Ship posting

[jagged gull]

or that yes

[weak parrot]

you came in time for variaposting

[jagged gull]

We are moving on from the dialect convo.

at this point it is also best taken to DM's

[rain valley]

Cow-posting?

[jagged gull]

back to ya boats

[serene elm]

you did

the dude got rich

while you didn't

how about that

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/arlec-arlecchino-fatui-woman-arlecchino-idle-arlecchino-genshin-gif-17998514851196428006

Hello

[stable plank]

cow should have golden leewuu build thatd be pretty cool

[weak parrot]

when are we getting ships in AL

[rain valley]

Gouden should have Cow's build instead
MOAR THICC

[analog crypt]

Ouuugh

[serene elm]

literally rn

[stable plank]

isnt golden lewd bigger than cow?

[serene elm]

nope

apparently no

[rain valley]

bigger boobs, smaller waist and thighs

[analog crypt]

Wait so straight men like Arlecchino?

[weak parrot]

i'm bigger than kashino

[serene elm]

thought so but with her skin she is even smaller than a lot of existing girls

consistency is not there

[tight goblet]

BOOM

[stable plank]

huh. so i guess that artist toned down her stomach

[analog crypt]

Sweet mother of God

[serene elm]

that is the bad part tho

Gouden chubby was good

[devout bough]

@radiant cipher Richie do you have 14 cats

[serene elm]

14 cats¿

[tight goblet]

mmmm

[analog crypt]

Do people not like a little tummy or something

[serene elm]

that's expensive

[rain valley]

they should
it's cute af

[radiant cipher]

15

[serene elm]

[weak parrot]

Z15 has tummy

[serene elm]

that's a lot of work

[weak parrot]

and she's hot as fuck

[analog crypt]

Venus tummy >

[tight goblet]

who is z15

show image

[analog crypt]

I'm on that Roman beauty standards grindset

[tight goblet]

em im cook dinner

[serene elm]

z15?

maybe he meant 11 or 16?

[weak parrot]

yes, Z15

oh wait

[tight goblet]

whos going to tell him

[weak parrot]

Z13

not 15

[serene elm]

ah yeah

she does

[weak parrot]

but yeah Z13 is chub

and hot as fuck

[analog crypt]

Mmmm women with actual biomass

[weak parrot]

Z35 is also a little chubby

i think

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

thank god i don't have biomass

[analog crypt]

Thank God I'm a woman

[weak parrot]

i just have atomic mass

[analog crypt]

nothing better than a girl who looks like she's eaten food in the past month lol

[weak parrot]

eating food huh

never done that before

[analog crypt]

lol my ex wife is skinny as hell and like 5'10 right? I used to cook cajun food and she'd eat easily 3 servings every time. Never worked out more than a daily jog in the mornings.

motorcycle girls are insane

[weak parrot]

some people have legendary metabolisms

[analog crypt]

she really did :( I'm jealous because I used to be jacked back in high school but now I'm a lil chubbed

[teal girder]

The food challeners

[analog crypt]

I went from that girl who could bench 215lb at like 150lb to looking like I have a desk job but still go outside sometimes

[teal girder]

Most human cannot bench 215

[weak parrot]

i'm a solid block of cupronickel

[analog crypt]

I need to lose weight, get back to my old strength, and start racing motorcycles

I also need to GET a motorcycle tho, the ex wife took it

[teal girder]

Misread benching motorcycles

[analog crypt]

not impossible, some of them are only like 300lb

[weak parrot]

i mean nothing wrong with benching motorcycles

[analog crypt]

no way

[teal girder]

I started benching just the bar

[analog crypt]

45lb usually

[teal girder]

And then 1 plate on each side, however that much is

[analog crypt]

I was pushing 4 plates usually

[analog crypt]

~145

[teal girder]

4 on 1 side?!!!

[analog crypt]

no lmao

wait mathing

[stable plank]

1 plate is 45lb / 20kg

[teal girder]

Anatoly entered AL chat perhaps

[weak parrot]

bring a cross country runner in high school was nice

[analog crypt]

yeah 2 each side. 225

[stable plank]

when someone says a plate they usually mean a 45lb one

[analog crypt]

yeah a plate is 45

plus the bar at 45 and it was 225

[teal girder]

KG peoples exist

[analog crypt]

100kg roughly

[weak parrot]

i don't exist

[analog crypt]

I was benching 100kg

I was uhhhh

[weak parrot]

i measure weights by stone

[teal girder]

You is paper Cuni

[analog crypt]

I benched 100kg while about 70kg

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-yuuka-gif-3894182179298065052

[analog crypt]

well I can't now lmao

I stopped lifting every day

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093828765873885284/1463929230948831387/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[weak parrot]

1 stone is about 6.3 kg

[weak parrot]

psi said that was me irl

[analog crypt]

raw

sorry

I was haunted by the ghosts of my ancestors

[weak parrot]

100kg is 15.7 stone

damn

[analog crypt]

yeah I used to be strong as fuck

I couldn't have been older than 17 at that point

[weak parrot]

now bench a max capacity 787

[analog crypt]

t'was before I lived on monster energy and constant smoking

[weak parrot]

ah yes, smoking

does bad things to the internal city

[analog crypt]

I'm from the west coast you know I smoke

[weak parrot]

i grew up on the west coast

never once smoked

[analog crypt]

oh shit whereabouts lmao

[weak parrot]

SoCal

[analog crypt]

ah the only part that isn't Cascadia

[weak parrot]

i grew up in what is now called the 626

the majority asian area

[analog crypt]

I grew up in Portland so I'm balling

I love Portland, it's great here tbh

every June we have Fleet Week and the Navy pulls in some frigates n shit to sit in the river down the middle of the city and let people on

[dusk mirage]

whats the timer for giusano

[modern moon]

Are you a 2003 Pierce dash 105 aerial ladder?

[analog crypt]

wtf is a sailing frigate

why did they add sailboats

[jagged gull]

funny

[proud estuary]

favorite destroyer everyone? drools

[analog crypt]

I'm assuming they either suck cheeks or they're the most broken shit in the game

[jagged gull]

None because i am not a weirdo

[jagged gull]

Neither.

They are alright

Niche use but can still do just fine

[stable plank]

you already know....

[jagged gull]

They are not going to powercreep a UR though obviously

[analog crypt]

Kawakaze because she's like the only one that isn't a child.

[jagged gull]

4 scams

[proud estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/adeus-volte-sempre-gif-13566867734332124302

[analog crypt]

wait no, Trafalgar

[modern moon]

Why is this discord server constantly getting scam bots

[jagged gull]

Verified server

official game discord

Many members

[analog crypt]

big server, verified, easy to find

[jagged gull]

a lot of inactive members who had their acc compromised ages ago

take ya pick really

[modern moon]

Akashi is sending her bots to steal our money

[jagged gull]

She will have to try harder than that i'm afraid.

I keep the spray water bottle at hand for her attempts

[analog crypt]

I wish Akashi was usable

[jagged gull]

Well. She was

[analog crypt]

was still usable

[weak parrot]

man

[jagged gull]

She is a shopkeeper

[weak parrot]

i get my license plate

[jagged gull]

she aint got time to fight

[analog crypt]

ain't no good repair ship man

[weak parrot]

one day after my temp plate expires

what is this bullshit

[analog crypt]

that's good, you got the plate

[jagged gull]

I'm sure off topic wants to hear all about it

[analog crypt]

ough sao martinho

[jagged gull]

I will say though repair boats aint seeing much use either

so its kinda erh

they are for collection mostly

[analog crypt]

I fear the man who has 100% collection

[jagged gull]

or whatever the hell Kashino's kind are

You should

no such person exist and stay sane

[analog crypt]

anyone with a high % of completion must have an amazing job or no money at all

when I stopped playing I had like 40% and that was bad on my wallet

wait might've been higher

[jagged gull]

Well you can just wait for reruns. No need to spend on em

[analog crypt]

but still I was below 60%

and that was when I made $40 a week as a farmhand, man

[sharp swan]

No more christmas dorm

[dapper iron]

<@&472236072743600148>

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-mods-keep-banning-the-nice-people-giving-money-anime-blue-archive-kuromi-serika-gif-15734460558170966986

[glacial valve]

AGAIN

!!!!

[jagged gull]

5th

[analog crypt]

THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING

[jagged gull]

gonna make me actually work for it today huh

[analog crypt]

varia obviously doesn't want us to be free from our jobs smh

[dapper iron]

High percent completion is pretty easy after two years tbh

[stable plank]

i missed it again

[jagged gull]

I do not. If you were. You wouldn't be here in ALO

being depressed

[analog crypt]

I don't have a job rn man

[jagged gull]

And that would mean i have no one to moderate

[analog crypt]

local job market's fucked

[jagged gull]

but atleast ya got boats

[analog crypt]

man I got rejected by Maccas

[stark fox]

[analog crypt]

crazy reaction

I should apply to the local mexican joint

[jagged gull]

too slow pin

(Can't even queue up for duty roulette cause of all these spams)

[stable plank]

mexican food oh mah lord

[jagged gull]

I'm sure Pin will get the next one

[stable plank]

[analog crypt]

I've been going to this place since it opened when I was a kid, may as well

they knew me just by looking at me before the pandemic, including my order lmao

the owner would always come out from the kitchen and yell at me for ordering ground beef

[stable plank]

[analog crypt]

you're not eating good until a 70 something hispanic grandma you barely know is screaming at you in spanish for ordering ground beef

"there will never be ground beef in my kitchen, you'll eat it shredded and you'll like it"

[stable plank]

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

[analog crypt]

idk what it is about the white hair with red stripe but guhhhh

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-tongue-emote-gif-7697866652276672685

[analog crypt]

those ships are always so peak

except Spee

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-eugen-prinz-eugen-azur-lane-sports-eugen-eugen-eugen-azur-lane-gif-17281766664776842903

[analog crypt]

bro I can't afford child support

[meager marsh]

Why is she tweaking

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-satano-kitasan-black-kitasan-gif-12531573108120190113

[sharp swan]

horny

Idk what i was expecting here. I thought this was gonna go downhill

takao isn't as down bad as atago right

[rustic sapphire]

Find the difference

[sharp swan]

Atago hasn't recieved the same treatment... yet.

[burnt wind]

no not really, she trains alot and is usually more focused on completing her objectives or something

[sharp swan]

interesting, I don't have her yet so I was kinda curious

[burnt wind]

go read her lines on the wiki

shes sweet

[rustic sapphire]

Takao skin rented, time to be with wife

[glacial valve]

x2

[lone void]

they made her twice as stacked as normal, idk how i feel about it,

[spiral saffron]

I only did a 10 pull and I got Francesco and Alberto 😭(also ik they aren’t that rare)

[umbral stone]

kishiyo face

[lavish oracle]

[stark fox]

Guess I'll just go back to Horse Girls

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-cellphone-4am-hitori-bed-gif-4311335635926726961

[stable plank]

bonchy rock

[wanton pelican]

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/evernight-march-7th-uma-musume-honkai-star-rail-hsr-gif-15027739958491789520

[runic abyss]

Welp fuck my forgetful ass because I came early when the lecture subject doesn't need to be required to come once you're dome

[teal girder]

Yorrrrrrrr

[karmic delta]

Orbssssssss

[meager marsh]

I’m scared

[raven grove]

🦊

[lilac merlin]

Takao is much more subdued

compared to Atago

[nova monolith]

Bismarcked One Yorr

[karmic delta]

Wassgood

[nova monolith]

Real Good

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-gif-21054959

[jaunty adder]

bro

who the fuck came up with the hanger sticker description?

like what the fuck dude

they need to rewrite that shit

[proud estuary]

I love eating

[analog crypt]

SAME

food's great

[proud estuary]

I also have bpd and im a lesbian

[analog crypt]

twinsies

[lusty marsh]

Im lane

[proud estuary]

and I have been on hrt for over 5 years too

[analog crypt]

4

[lusty marsh]

lalalaala

[proud estuary]

hello lane

[lusty marsh]

hi ark royal

[proud estuary]

I have a upset tummy

[lusty marsh]

oh dear

[proud estuary]

[lusty marsh]

hope you feel better

[jaunty adder]

@wanton pelican have you seen the clothed hanger sticker description?

[wanton pelican]

?

[analog crypt]

[dusk schooner]

Why was my first reaction to seeing this is Nimi

[wanton pelican]

lol wtf

[proud estuary]

we could be friends if you wanna

[analog crypt]

bold

[jaunty adder]

now why the hell would that be nimi?

[proud estuary]

shooting my shot

[analog crypt]

crazy shit

[dusk schooner]

You must be thinking of AL Nimi I meant this one

[jaunty adder]

OHHH

[nova monolith]

Nimi Nightmare

[mental swift]

You aren't fucking ark royal

[analog crypt]

ball saved, shoot again

[mental swift]

ah yes the tapir

[jaunty adder]

havent seen her in awhile

[dusk schooner]

Unofficial Nimi Nightmares collab

[analog crypt]

true I'm a hag

[mental swift]

Oh its the fucking japanese yandere

[mental swift]

Very possible

[analog crypt]

I'm good with this yeah

[meager haven]

Swap her with Seattle

And it would be so peak

[neon scarab]

Wait how the hell...

[heady pawn]

He probably took a hiatus throughout the Guam banner and just came back recently

[neon scarab]

Ok makes sense

[meager haven]

It all fun and games until someone suddenly builds a Neptunia girl in 2026

[normal comet]

that ulrich skin so cool

[wanton pelican]

[wanton pelican]

Just oath her

[stable plank]

all fun and games until you offer to pay for harbins meal

[heady pawn]

It's a good investment

She will grow thiccer

[meager haven]

No she won’t

It’ll all just turn into qi or something and she’ll use it to perfect-death-palm her foes.

[modern dew]

gakagi

[lavish oracle]

[nova monolith]

8 year Hiatus, I wonder what made the him/her go back

[meager haven]

Willy Deez

[nova monolith]

[neon scarab]

I now only have one free dock space ;-;

[sleek cape]

I’m late but I’m here

Fuck I’m really late

Everyone is dead

[weak parrot]

Cuniberti

[sleek cape]

I’m stuck with the horny person

[nova monolith]

[meager haven]

Seattle

Oi

No sob

[sleek cape]

Joe!!!

[sleek cape]

Kelp!!!

[meager haven]

Hi Sodak

[nova monolith]

SoDa

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459323083600166984/togif.gif

[weak parrot]

You chose to acknowledge me

[nova monolith]

good thing Rena isn't here

so that I won't be dissed randomly again

[heady pawn]

Yet

[sleek cape]

Well

Uh..

Idk

[nova monolith]

A person is a person

acknowledgement is just inevitable

even if the said person is something else....

[meager haven]

Could be worse

Could always be a dipshit

[nova monolith]

or rather being acknowledged as

a thing

than a person

[mental swift]

Its better that way

That just means there's a reason to not care about the person anymore

[nova monolith]

Its the internet after all

[rose spire]

Boobs

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1448286562248036457/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[rose spire]

I dare you to do it

[rose spire]

Someone else please

[weak parrot]

[meager haven]

Touch him on the hands

[rose spire]

Ty

[weak parrot]

Finger his fingers

[violet panther]

[meager haven]

Lewd

[rose spire]

I don’t think that’s possible…

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1288050167135735858/AzurLane_EN_-_1838420655517421812.gif

no.

[meager haven]

Just go under the nail

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-holding-hands-gif-8011610621230478918

[meager haven]

Easy

[weak parrot]

it’s called interlocking fingers and wiggling them

[rose spire]

MUSASHI WORKS TOO

[nova monolith]

Hand holding!!!!

Not in my phone

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-meme-doakes-quinn-doakes-gif-11727327916456848135

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-agir-absolute-cinema-fire-gif-9542027321189334424

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/normanosborn-greengoblin-samraimi-spiderman-gif-4242581496081922463

[mental swift]

shes gonna give me one hell of a shower

[weak parrot]

Human soufflé

[nova monolith]

Moggers anyone?

[mental swift]

no moggers

moggers is trash

[graceful socket]

the

[rose spire]

the

[ember spindle]

i have mog being doro instead of poggers, i hope that's adequate

[heady pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1354806593493012630/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[nova monolith]

If only I have a Moggers that bonks hard enough

I know there is a gif somewhere

[tired crown]

Moga when she mogs the mogs

[rose spire]

Mogador mogs your favourite verse

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-gohan-dbz-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-gif-18002654408349009568

i am in purgatory rn

[lusty marsh]

What if there was an alternate universe mogador

she is well known to be completely professional and intelligent

[violet panther]

KC Mog...

[proud estuary]

Mog is already a genius

[rose spire]

Are you saying that because she’s a destroyer?

[lusty marsh]

Well is she professional

[heady pawn]

She didn't larp her way to be the judge of the tribunal

[violet panther]

she is professional, albeit reckless Executioner by design

[lusty marsh]

[proud estuary]

No I say she is a genius by the way she dresses

Duhhh

[violet panther]

her flail-axe would ankhor on enemy, and pull herself in upclose