#al-general
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I believe you mean ... Breakfast
its the healing that mostly mattered

🥛 for breakfast cereal
manipulate the anchorage
also that double airstrike is soo wasted, that the rld debuff was deserved, but that means no fucking Consistency
Cowpens milkers
Actually I'm pretty sure Perseus is still a better healer than Unicorn. It's just that her damage is so shit that you're effectively running a 5 ship fleet
persus : double strike, heal, and be done...nothing to expect from her again
equip her with the fastest planes possible, and pray for a 3rd strike
i think it's kinda hilarious that no one is obsessing over sirius anymore
if the fight is long enough for her to launch again, something is Real shts
not every person gets interested to Taihou so that I understand, I only used her as a rage use to fight against the AKaga users back then
I was ignoring her before it was cool
there's enough fast planes you can get a third in, during the longer mobs
just
so does Dido
it's funny how sirius was the hot topic for the longest time
but now she's like
forgotten
mhmm
like zero and suisei?
Belfast is hot
Well Belfast is at the start as Enty and Eugen, so we can't deny that
not like she's do much damage with all-UR planes either lol
just waiting for musashi to fade into forgotteness
Zero Fighter in current era 💀
jet powered zeroes
nerfing your damage even more with a terrible loadout and you still can't get another airstrike off before the battle ends
that means, Yamato has arrived
official codename was "Zeke" but ppl called it Zero anyway
zeroes were terrifying for allied airmen in the beginning of the war
that's a funny way to spell 'Skyrocket' 
do people actually call ijn planes by their allied codenames?
most likely not
well that's for no-bomb, all-gun intercepter, standard Bf-109 also counts
I've only ever heard jills
Perseus literally has mid dmg than Unicorn, so that 2 preload isn't doing any justice but just wasted dmg, and that rld buff just made it worse
classic
but did you know that the victor charlies are coming for you?
It was funny and depressing, back when she was in my OS fleet, to watch her slam like 30 torpedoes into the stronghold boss and watch it shrug them off completely unscathed
true, definitely depends on what you're going for
Fuck that , I'm going straight raw from the sourc
the Meschershit

“Yamato” and “Arrived” in the same sentence

what I think is funny is that whenever she launches her double preload the enemy always get wiped by the vanguard anyway
yamato has arrived in san francisco
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wonder why it's "BF" and not "ME" for Bf-109 despite being Messerschmidt?
there
wiki still nowhere to be found on the new NP DB values
you know what's sexy? wwii aircraft sporting the colors of other countries
for most of them yes, but almost never for the zero, nor for the latewar planes (I've never heard anyone call the reppu "sam")
calling the zero the "zeke" always feels a bit strange
like a zero with the american silver
what kinda name even is zeke bru
Turq, I think Discord is trying to make me hate you, can't give you an emote reaction

yeah whenever the plane themselves has a name i hear people just use that
nvm I've heard more people say tenzan than jill silly me
Ju = Junkers
also Mitsubishi J2M "Jack" Raiden fighter
I remember the company used to be called something different (Bayerische Flugzeugwerke apparently), and the names were used interchangeably
Junkers Ju-88
The zero, of course, being named after the year 2600, which was the year it entered service

Mitsubishi used to make battleships
yeah, but meanwhile nobody calls the kate the "type 97 carrier attack aircraft"
the BMW logo is actually propellers
Messer worked under that , angligized "Bavarian aircraft Factory", and during first half of 109 development
Imagine going from making battleships to making little fucking cars
they can build battleships today as well, just outsource that donny t battleship
mitsubishi still makes planes and construction vehicles
true
Mitsubishi Motors makes cars
Mitsubushi UFJ Bank is a Bank
Mitsubishi Heavy Industries
deals with construction
Subaru was an offshoot of ww2 Nakajima
what's the topic about?
death

I prefered Subaru
also Joe has went offline, buggers, could've diss him again
Subaru Forester
I looked it up, and according to the BMW website, which I take as a trustworthy source, it's actually based on the colors of Bavaria
IIHS top safety pic
But they do acknowledge the myth about propellers
what does bmw stand for
Bayerische Motoren Werke
Bavaria Motor Works
and they're popularly called "beamers"
in french industry, military manufacturing names was usually angligized as "Society/Studio of -name- Engineering/Craft" iirc
mitsubishi makes speakers
time to call it a night
remember to feed your Cow
we feeding people the cow
Thankfully i leave my cows outside in the cold and they just feed themselves
free strip steak for the first 100 callers
hope Cowpen and Kashino won't compete grass with Daisen
gn 
I ate half a skirt last night
☎️ 
And the other half the night before
Cow goes in bed tho 👉 👈
I’m gonna milk the cow
laters 
gonna eat some tomorrow 
Cya
skirt chasers when
i thought the cow is the bed 
I got some boneless short ribs
So maybe
or is she a weighted blanket
since a bed has to be BIG all around, like shinano
Gn have milky dreams
when Cowpen invite Kashino into Arbies
One must imagine the dairy cow happy

Because you know what's coming
make cow happy, so they can give gallons of milk per day
they should add those ice cream ships but make them flat
harming ice-cream shipgirl can witness NJ's wrath 
honestly adding the ice cream barges would be fire
could reduce morale drain for farming
i can imagine ice-cream barge as mobile morale-retainer
Does Kashino provide the milk?

probably depend on where
kashino carries everything except milk from the nearest port to the frontlines
pork ribs are amazing
wait no she'd bring milk too
but it won't be her milk
pork is amazing
west Pacific and Indian ocean might be Cowshino's reaches, or else , paid export
there should be a ship that's a pig! 
how about a giraffe girl?
slimegirl
Bonne Homme Richard release
Cowpens has enough milk for a week
How cute
Haha mighty cow hehe
Mooooo
her ship irl nickname was indeed "Mighty Moo"
Why it look like stretched? PeepoWide
widge
New UR Submarine: RMS Titanic
is she british or american then?
Hms hood❌
Kms hood✅
KMS Haube*
red riding hood
She produces milk on the front lines. No need to carry it

Wait until you see HMS Bismarck
Nani?

Awwwww
Chirp

Wait for someone to draw it
Birb
Squawk
Chirp chirp
could be a Vanguard hull, but with Bismarck gun-sets
I was actually going for a bald eagle, but they sound about the same
Oh hey her tails make sense
Her tail so fluffy
I want to DIVE into those tails
bonnie!?
factions other than IJN quite rarely has real-animal-trait-attached
probably can count on 1 hands, outside IJN, and Tempestas
Only Japan gets true kemonomimis
China had a few i guess
Well, one
And i think all other factions combine for a total of zero
I want much more cgs like this
i guess fu po does have the tiger tails
al once had a loading screen like this
fu po, the loli(er) jufufu
she is mini mini 

i was expecting many more cgs as depressing as that than what we got
i think there are a lot of cool-cgs in events
Yeah that's who i was talking about
most scuffed mob fleet that survived 13-4
although not quite referenciable to irl stuff
oh yeah
Specifically depressing cgs
ying swei too has also tail
the kronk-gang semi-stuck in submarine for 6 months (sounds familier?)
krong gang stuck in the titan
Not depressing per se but it fits the seriousness
I am fortnite OG
Cheshire, Hammann, Laffey, all fake
I know kizuna AI her line it was
Fakkyu?
to think of it
Fakkyu!
the actual helena world event had very little CGs right?
group selfie with Bonnie right before she turn bat-shit Meta
shame the mail with that line is like dead
the prelude and the epilogue have more
really want to get a screenshot of that again
fort
are those bust of Franklin and Lincoln?
wish I were an artist
id replace every person in that picture with a kansen
like that one other art with bismarck

One day, Z9's cuteness will disconnect someone or some people from Earth's server.
I see macron and meloni
richie and littorio
it has to be if theres no pre-event
lol
SHIMAKAZE SKIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
INJECT THE SHIMA INTO MY BLOOD
is that Zelensky on 2nd from bottom right? 

God i wish this was the most controversial thing he's done
Oh hello Microsoft
I LOVE VIBECODING
I WANT DIS CUTE STICKKAKAAA
If anything I'm more surprised that not being allowed to shut down your windows pc isn't by design
Seems like something they'd do intentionally
finally my computer thats been on for 50 days straight can rest

The neat part is that they potentially don't need the computer to be on to use the microphone. The trickle power the motherboard uses when off is enough

Wait what did you post
Me when my wife
NJ Dorm
Sighhh…. I miss my wife…… I need to look at my wife
O
legs spread
As they should be

Absolutely forbidden
no way to fight a flu like a pint of guinness
Straight to hell

true a lot of the cgs we've gotten have been pretty good


You, me, and this funny sparky chair
It won't turn on
-# totally did not pay patreon for this
Unironically I'm starting to think that mac is a better OS and Windows 11
And that's saying a lot
I could even recommend a macbook if they weren't disgustingly overpriced
My Mac won't turn on
My PC never refused to turn on
bro got emp'd
My PC blew up but that's because I was fucking around with the bios
Man your PC is awfully blue
Delete Microsoft Edge
My server won't boot into os
Feel free to scan that QR code if you want a data dump of my PC
oh wait its linux

But somehow I locked the c:drive on that
No. I know there's probably 1 terabyte of Bismarck/IB fanarts there
I turned on memory context restore which was apparently a bad idea
No it'll just give you the specs and a long list of CPU instructions and what died
That QR code is an entire HTML file
try finger but whole
And it just works
What does that do?
rm - deletes a directory
-r - recursive, deletes everything in the directory
-f - force, it won't ask
/ - the root directory. Everything on the PC, including other mounted drives and OSs
sudo - I'm an admin
You run that and it will delete literally everything
Linux will let you do that because it just assumes you know what you're doing
will the latest collab event ever rerun 🥺
Windows, notably, won't
i missed it was busy w college, dating and work
Hmmm
Don't count on it
Will it wipe the read only part of the drive?
Yes

Hmmm
there's a chance, but not soon. i miss atelier but still got lila on second collab
I mean, sure
Idk the name of the collab but the character names are in all caps and have star emoji in it
idk if that was the latest
You would have an empty drive formatted to EXT4
nuke usa

There's absolutely no possible way of doing that
I just need a os
May I suggest Mint?
Who said it had to be legit w10
I was assuming otherwise
It's a 10 core brick
date a live?
Even more reason to use linux
With like 4 480gb ssd's
Lighter OS
64gb ram
And linux will use like 1gb
And a 1050 because it didn't come with any gpu power cords
I mean, I had a 1060 kicking around
Nvidia gave up on it
these two i guess
Hololive?
Black rock shooter collab
one of the collab ships is called the name of the collab lol
Car
Anyway Atelier already got a rerun, so a third run whenever the next Atelier game comes out isn't completely beyond possibility. I think BRS will probably not, however
I too was genuinely surprised Regen was top of leaderboards by such a staggering amount
Who?
Thought top spot woulda been either mogador, z52, or implacable
prayge
Same.
Regensburg, short handed it to Regen cause lazy
Is someone hacking the popularity contest? If so my waifu demands justice!!!!

Why would they

I dont know, maybe to make thier waifu win?
Tbh I wish some other stuff won for the other poles
Like I woulda liked different siren to win
Car
Due to observer winning we know what we'll get as a reward, that being observer's tentacles as an aux accessory
I deadass thought mogador would be 1 ngl
Hehe the japanese experience eh xD
I would liked to see what sorta cosmetic we woulda gotten for the other sirens
Like past pole we got the tower to win and get a pretty cool crown aux accessory
Woah….
car
Calm down
And for meta we got Essex and got some nice electric eagles for plane skins
No, car.
car
Too bad... I want nun to become the winner this year
What…do…you…mean…?
Car
dragon girl good
Mt tomorrow right?
Forget gameplay wise, is she the type you give an oath too?

i would
next maintenance on 1/22 
?

What…do…you…mean…?
#game-news See read right now
You kicked the corpse?
she did
Who she?
the Father

Is this real or part of a comedy skit?
Winny has Tomahawks on Wows

And they need to add Improved 40 Bofors with the shields
Is this even allowed to post ? 
So... Imagine if Azur Lane added USS Iowa on the game, the. Sortie that battleship with William D. Porter at your vanguard. 
Iowa, or Yamato, or Willy Rerun, or GTA6 will come first
Or Greenland got freedomed first
Willie D. Almost sinking FDR.
nah
Luckiest Crew, Unluckiest Ship
no way a single torp would sunk Iowa at the time
especially if Mr. President is on board
the crews would be even more motivated to damange control
Well, one drunk crew decide to fire a 5-incher to a commandant's front yard.
Then another incident regarding an accidental depth charge.
despite 5-incher is a peashooter in naval, it's still equal to bigger guns on land warfare
127mm
bigger than most ww2 tank-guns
Yes
cough KV-2...
Wat
Willy d almost sunk fredrich?
President Roosevelt on Iowa at that time, Willie D fired a live torpedo on Iowa.
it's basically turret-barely traversible assault-gun, (KV-2)
Live?
iowa, then wdp immediately after, then yamato, then gta 6
Yes. And it's one of the many unlucky incidents regarding William D. Porter.
I mean, wasn't she sunk by running over a plane she shot down or something
despite NJ being fellow Republican as Willy D. at a time, 
Shot down a Japanese Val, but it exploded just inches away from her.
Stop.
no idea
Regensburger
also laugh at this user, I thought it was only top 5 that advanced
so I wasted all my votes on guam
username checks out
but when she dere, all bets are off 
"Don't shoot, were Republicans" —a normal greeting towards William D. Porter
Regen, meckle and hinden burger
Woah mama. 
she's Madgeburg's sister (Madburger)

her swimsuit was quite a rizz, for a SSR

Mamma mia
And you don't do any stupid at mitsuki and kisa when they are sleep keeo wholesome
Or else
homecoming quests with unicorn for some reason:
So…..
We need to give Shima a crippling gambling addiction 
Yes
shimakaze get into crippling gacha debt
Shimakaze to ulrich:
She’s sane
Play limbus company enough and gambling is second nature
Quite literally our combat mechanic is based entirely around flipping coins
remind me of a char with skill that multiply damage by inserting irl-currency into it

Radahn didn’t deserve anything that happened to him
so true
Mf was just a test subject
also this is gonna be my first time fighting him in honorable melee combat
so thisll be interesting

He’s actually quite fun without summon honestly can be easier depending on the build
i used magic last time
carian greatbow my beloved
sword of night and flame my beloved
For me carian slicer vs radahn alone is so much better than summon
Poor Alexander doesn’t deserve to get hit tho
true
cock of doodle doo
c u pron
CuNi
Yes
2nd laffey achieved
WTF IS THIS
i feel like i got kicked in the head by goldship rn
How bout dis?

What is your favorite yandere ship girls
no one
Metalena 
Anson?!

bro thought privaty was anson 🥀
I am traumatized by other teal haired other than miku
won't you wish Anson is Privaty-sized?
That's blue
not it, she is saying you are just dreaming rn
Nuuh uh ... its obv red
No that's definitely blue....
Oh wait nvm that's green
John 

Birb wants to eat or birb wants to sleep?
that lady seemed sus to me too
Man the urge to target every Jintsuu meta user in exercise is too much

PvP
Daily dose of Lion
She smiles too much
Fuck you mf
Trying not to look suspicious

I forgot if I do this weird glitch on my phone I can play any game on vertical mode
Now lion will fire the whole Actual lion at me again
(Died recently in Excerise)
I have a weird prediction that akashi will force you to pay 100 diamonds per hour to shoot in those sets
Barb


Takagi

Hehe fleet
yummy Taco
perfect timing

@meager vine I am a bit late on the Takao Tuesday lol


yea
I genuinely can’t tell if nameless king is harder in nightreign or ds3
Why is there like a million meta ships in this story 
I have her on dream

Atago meta will be the strongest
our lovely amphibious armored car
BHR laughing about having playable Sirens

For as long as I'm alive. She will be playable before EOS. Trust 
As long as sirens exist the world is a better place
This is why sirens are peak 
Mommies, ladies, gals, to simp over. Cute kiddos to love and care for 
Has she had a feet reveal yet
I do, I frame it in my house in a 3m x 4m frame

NO BALLS KAGI, PICK BY FEELING
no but she's wearing some sick ass heeled boots
I lowk just picked a random option
Think it was not to
Chat is gone

yo
Looks nice hope she doesn't breaks her ankles

I was so pissed that I couldn't get owari last rerun because I REALLY wanted a gyaru that was made post 2020, so i'm so happy
cooper
@rose spire what do you think its more chaotic evil ending chaos lord or dung eater
which is more fitting for the nefarious evil jim
Lord of frenzied flame
Burn EVERYTHING
Coop
burn everything or defile everyone

oh nvm the actual cooper is here

Burn everything and let melina suffer for it

But leave torrent
ok yea evil jim hates women
What😭
What kind of character development does evil Jim have?
Thy death shalt come by my hands
he got called maidenless and that was his one bad day
Melina acting like I edit kill radagon and consort radahn
Hi king coop
Varre def got smoked by 99% of Elden ring players first time they got called maidenless

Hello Coop 
so basically right
I get the evil fire from the fingers
and then if i want to undo it I have to kill melania
Delete everyone
Forgot I had this skin
fromsoft is fucked up for that one
whole bakery
TRAFFY!!!!

punch her to death
hot take, but elden ring kinda sucked. It was a dead world with almost no friendly npcs, and the devs added melina, and then proceeded to cut out 80 percent of her content despite beaing feautred in the trailor. Anywyas, thanks for coming to my ted talk
Here he is
Classic fromsoft
I don’t even know what the hidden interactions are other then the one I just did
Counterargument :
Hot, fan materials make up for the lack of NPCs. Overruled 
Rotussy
lmao
speaking of rot
Rellana instead
He’s super nice to me!!!!
I can already forsee this
Found orbs
40 tries till i kill him
and itll be that image of goku getting crushed by broly's ass
hoenstly though, the fact that you the player don't actually end up with a real woman at all regardless of ending is wild from miyzaki. Ranni is a doll, so uh, no heirs, and Marika is fucking dead
Difference is your not Goku just a normal human
Marika is hot
and rahdann is the big man
You don't need goku powers to be Goku 
she's so hot, she turned into ashes
They're in a post-apocalyptic scenario, atleast in fallout we get them as companions
always wish I can deflect his thunder
Just stand on the fire
Maliketh is still my favourite soulsborne oat
You will become Goku in heaven
Not what I meant
Yes
First burn will fell like heaven
WHY IS THERE A FLASK MIX THAT JUST MAKES YOU EXPLODE
Second burn will take you there
elden ring ost didn't hit hard as ds3 ost. Main menu wasn't as good, and nothing came close to upping slave knight gael
THATS SO STUPID 
Why would pain feel like heaven
sword of fire and ice, but forgot to use the ice one lmao
Because fromsoft thinks it funny 
TRUE
DS soundtrack was peak
Cause they will think they will become goku
This is facts tho I still think promised consort is still the best ost oat but ds3 overall is better
yep
Classic fromsoft
Makes sense
imagine goku teleporting in farum asula its not even fair
@stiff forum peep the new pfp
Imagine Goku teleport to AL world
cat
Next fromsoft installment will be a blade that once used 15 times to kill an enemy suddenly gains the soul of the slain enemies and becomes a miniboss
Cat
I heard your loyal
eugh, her bare ass cheek is touching that moldy stone seat
goku in chichi costume
EUGHHH DONT POINT THAT OUT NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER
I wish I was that moldy stone seat
18 meets z18
Yk bro? The cat is seeing something we all wanted to see

The cat is my clone
concrete
Imagine the barrage.
Pov you don't have lion
6lions the opposite of brexit
He got lion lmao
And then I’m getting hit by it so hot
Holy cap
Yes indeed
He is imaginin her too much
No.

(no bro he actually got it I'm not kidding)
No.
His insanity won againts the cold eye of the devs
GINGER MY MAN
Boobs
No
No
didn't have*
Grammy Pocice
police*
Autocorrect cooked by itself
Iam using one hand
Eating with another
oh shit, giang is here, ban Khoe khong?
you ate the other hand?
Isn't that a common thing?
use hand
Hands are a delicacy
Im also using only 1 hand ..... but i aint eating rn
What the FUCK is this
very fancy
Mouth
THATS DISGUSTINGLY FANCY
bring the pacifier
Protect me lion
It will feel good tho
Shoot it
Prob feels good tho .... just saying
plugged in pacifier
oh god, I need know what ground beef tongue feels like
Screw you this means war. Time for thermonuclear exchange
Uh…
Imagine
No I’m good
Go eat this suckernuts
Only one battery?
who sandy'd my atago

Him
handbag stolen
Sandyfication xD
Someone sandy'd this guy
GET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN
anyways, anyone know what a captain says to the helman to move? Like, if I wanted to move a ship to the right slightly, I would say something like adjust course 30 degrees rgiht?
This town ain't big enough for two cursed people bucko
Yes
Someone take his image perms away
Sweet, so I can say change bearing to 30 degrees hard right rudder hard right correct?
I will take away your lion priviliges
def read helena there lol 
port = left starboard = right
helena baby girl, daddy loves you
I needed this
I turn starboard thinking it's port
Sorry
Change bearing, rudder bearing 30° to starboard hard
If I remember correctly
I learned this during a transportation exhibit but I forgot the order
sweet thanks! I'm writing a space navy story, so I needed to clear it up. Wtaching greyhound helped a bit but I was still so coonfused lol

Do ask the dudes who's more qualified, I'm as much as a geek for ships as you are 
Ohh ..... thats why u suck in wows 
runs away 🏃➡️
lmao
P2W opinion rejected

Uk
Fuck
Jk
Fun fact ships do have jets
Fuck yeah more aim anywhere in wows and pray I hit
So technically it's only a matter of time until we get rocket-proppeled cargo
I play starsector, so I get this refrence
reason : Atlantic current on European coasts run from north to south, (For Trans Atlantic Voyage) so ppl board on left side of the ship, aka. Port side
while Starboard (right) is for...ofc. astro-navigation of stars over sea surface at night
Orb
arb
Erb
huh. Thats actually really fuckign cool
Birb
same for returning voyage from the Americas to Europe
I need to get 30 on fire in wows
except there's one branch current that goes north above UK, will end on Norway
What does warm and cold current mean
temperature of current
prayikg to RNJESUS that my Kurfürst shells doesnt decided to attack the mountain behind the enemy

Cute just like you
Hotchacha and brzzzzz
U dont know what a hot and cold water current means ?
Please don't flirt in general, it makes me jelly 
Flirting fine is 500 Gems please 
Dispersion
Akashi, is that you?
Perhaps
NOOOOO the arch enemy of all german BBs
As a German bb this is very real
I don’t get it
Hahahahhaa
But french shios do have good dispersion tho xD at least in wows
Yes
Get better first
Imagine needing to aim? Lmao *shells your battleship with my HE-loving and spamming cruiser
Have less skill issue
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One shot cruiser with ap shells 
With German bb
As a HE spammer you aren’t doing Shi
Shell isn't hood
AHHH AP MY WEAKNESS
Good*
or Citadel Hipper with HE Shell
Wait they nerfed it?!
Hood
Impossible

Need AP
Just know you are getting one shot
NOOOOO SANDY IS NOW MID?!
That is literally physically impossible xD
NIOOOOO
Blow me
Hipper blows
i wish Kuro disproved that

This is what she said
That's literally perfectly time holy crap
Yes you did
Fuck
U did ? It didnt show for me xD
Hates me so much eh
Honey in bed, now
Aw man. Cleaning that will be such a pain
Gimme
Hi
I’ve officially seen all the generals
Every season
For the first time

Im at work 😭 
Akizuki












