al-general

[mental swift]

Her right leg would fucking break

and she wouldn't be able to even walk let alone float

[earnest condor]

you do know how durable they are?

[novel bobcat]

ah yes...we are entering this arc in skins....

[teal girder]

invite super idol sandy

[rustic sapphire]

Like the nakimov skin we had

[earnest condor]

no

[novel bobcat]

now why couldnt they have made the alabama skin l2d..

[earnest condor]

takao obviously would sell more

[rain valley]

for whatever reason,, they're still doing different levels of skin interaction
that's why

I looked into #game-feedback for a laugh
one was found

[teal girder]

cat

[polar ember]

So AL tweets are now full of arguments between veterans and gooners with extremely low standards, eh. It's fun.

[viral matrix]

both hate the game equally, yet they still play it

[polar ember]

Now that you mention it... Yeah. Makes sense.

[fleet flume]

Nah default should actually not be a stripper outfit, atleast get some more fabric

You can get the stripper clothes as a skin

Also imagine Cleveland getting huge knockers

IM going to bed now

[rain valley]

I looked for a laugh, not a discussion

[polar ember]

Why are you posting here then?

[fleet flume]

Yeah but just saying

Also Cleveland with huge knockers

Imagine that

[polar ember]

Lots of people would like it.

[fleet flume]

Not from small to medium btw

[polar ember]

And they'd call you a tourist if you complain. It is what it is.

[fleet flume]

Small to

Battleship size

[polar ember]

Prepare yourself for it.

[fleet flume]

I just wished they'd stick to the aesthetic of each faction

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458182580263194685/20260106_203056.gif

[fleet flume]

And keep the nakedness to the skins

[polar ember]

They can't even stick to the proportions of each ship, man.

[rain valley]

I regret my post...

[fleet flume]

If you say that on Twitter you're gonna get mobbed lmao

But yeah

Also is Shiyo still the artist for Takao?

Or is it a new one

[viral matrix]

raise valid criticism
immediate tourist

yeah thats usually how it goes

[fleet flume]

I like the new artstyle, felt more like a remake than a different character

[fleet flume]

They call everyone who criticize a "tourist"

[polar ember]

[fleet flume]

Since they simply thought critics = not play the game = tourist

[viral matrix]

god forbid you have an opinion that goes against the common narrative

[fleet flume]

The common Narrative is AL is a brainless mindless gooner game

[viral matrix]

at this point pretty much

[fleet flume]

And they thought we don't think for ourselves

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1456306849618854151/20251230_191135.gif

[viscid nest]

Alo still moaning

[torpid kettle]

oh they truly like to stick(s) 😏

[viscid nest]

I've even slept

[polar ember]

They think we are not gooners because we want our ships to wear military uniforms and have normal proportions. Okay. Whatever. I just won't buy ridiculous skins.

[fleet flume]

Though Takao got me in a chokehold with that new skin of hers

Gawddamn

[weak parrot]

Brown Archive

[fleet flume]

Choke me with them

Thighs

I wanna rub them forever

[viral matrix]

so a little fun fact about that one

[fleet flume]

Some people just want more clothes on the defaults

[viral matrix]

her l2d animations

are recycled

[fleet flume]

I know

WHAT

From where

[polar ember]

That should be the bare minimum, yeah.

[viral matrix]

yeah they're just ripped straight from nakhimov

[fleet flume]

Exactly

[viral matrix]

i mean why make new animations when you can also just copy paste

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-1644030559217035648

[fleet flume]

Oh my God IT IS

Well placed critics

I like it

Still gonna buy it

But still

Well placed critique

I don't know what they think on the JP or CN side of thinge

Things

[weak parrot]

[fleet flume]

Akashi should be grateful IM giving her gems

[weak parrot]

She isn’t

She expects them

[viral matrix]

i havent given akashi gems in like

forever

[novel bobcat]

Atago and Takao getting skins, meanwhile sad Choukai and Maya noises

[viral matrix]

some literally who ships nobody gives a rat's ass about

hence no skins

[fleet flume]

They gonna give Maya a G cup 😭

[ember spindle]

out-of-oil notification be upon ye

[viscid nest]

It will sell like crazy they like the booba stuff

[fleet flume]

Goodness gracious

[novel bobcat]

"Commander, your game is out of date!"

[fleet flume]

Scrumptious

Yummers

[weak parrot]

Game, your commander is out of date!

[opaque zenith]

the ww2 ships are depleting

[fleet flume]

Itadakimasu

[summer stag]

Wassup guys

[novel bobcat]

Date, your game is out of commander!

[viral matrix]

hence why manjuu, much like wargaming, is adding increasingly more paper ships

[fleet flume]

fletchers

[opaque zenith]

konnichiwhatsup ✌️

[fleet flume]

USS Kidd can be a pirate

Or smth

Idk

There are sttill

[ember spindle]

enough eagle union carriers to make a Small Town(tm) be upon ye

[novel bobcat]

anyways

[opaque zenith]

😭 that is insane

[fleet flume]

Des Moines can be a high rarity CA

[viral matrix]

can we blow her head off instead

[opaque zenith]

500 fletchers

[fleet flume]

Billions must build fletchers

[weak parrot]

The Church of Roon, Inc.

[fleet flume]

Nah she can use that head to [download vpn to access the rest of the message]

[polar ember]

They're truly trying to milk the gooners now with no effort at all.

[summer stag]

Do you guys have website has many chibis alternative like algwiki and koumakan?

[weak parrot]

Be careful, you might get fertilized

[fleet flume]

Is funding for AP really that big 😭

[viral matrix]

they're really squeezing us dry to fund their other game

[polar ember]

Gotta keep the funds growing, yep.

[viral matrix]

i mean manjuu is a company, their main motivation is profit margins and shareholders

[fleet flume]

AL is the cash cow and the backup incase AP flops

[viral matrix]

AL has always been manjuu's cashcow

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455957920486396015/20251230_190819.gif

[viral matrix]

in recent times a bit more literally

[serene elm]

if AP flops they fucking cooked

[lilac merlin]

so they are pulling all the stops in order for funds

[viral matrix]

anyways, im still grinding the dockyard for that frenchie bb

[serene elm]

also can AP just release lmao

they have been developing that shit for so long

[opaque zenith]

I can't keep up with this many events

[fleet flume]

Does manjuu have any other games tho

[opaque zenith]

😭

ts tearing me apart

[polar ember]

When AP finally releases it will be outdated af, that's the main issue I see.

[fleet flume]

Island management is a test to see if AP works

[serene elm]

you should be able to, if you are a new player no, purely because well reruns but aside from that you should

[fleet flume]

Nah

The hype Will be gone

Ts gonna be

Takt op symphony all over again

[polar ember]

💀

[opaque zenith]

true I can prob still keep up, but irl is torturing me

especially projects

[serene elm]

hype will not be there and genshins have collapsed the gacha space so idk how that will work

and AP relies totally on palworld winning nintendo

they 100% almost got screwed with the creature fight mechanic

[viral matrix]

now watch them loose and then AP going up in smoke

[serene elm]

ofc USA is the worst part of the world as always

luckly Japan stept in to solve it

[polar ember]

I don't know. I can't see AP being a huge hit. I just hope it won't flop too hard. Or Manjuu might be done. And AL too.

[lilac merlin]

stop the cap

[fleet flume]

Fah

[viral matrix]

nah, hes not wrong

[serene elm]

good thing the EU doesn't allow software patents

[fleet flume]

Likely case is AP Will be stagnan and not reach the target revenue

[serene elm]

lmao they save two things with no software patents, no more work and no problems

ez

[serene elm]

their fault

[fleet flume]

But they invested too much shit to just take it down, so they'll keep it running but going full pedal to the metal balls to the Walls with AL skins to get back the funds they lost

Since they have dedicated CN and JP bros

[weak parrot]

God Bless Antarctica

[fleet flume]

Hell yeah

[viral matrix]

sunk cost fallacy

[weak parrot]

Lebanese

[fleet flume]

Exactly

Hope they backpedal on time before shit gets too deep

[viscid nest]

Lol gl

[thorn saddle]

the skins arent as bad as some games tbh

but they're reaching there

[viral matrix]

give it another year and al will get the same age rating as umamusume on the google play store

[weak parrot]

This is Billiam. Billiam is old and frail.

Don’t be like Billiam.

[novel bobcat]

or commit to the bit and go BD2 route in terms of skins

[viscid nest]

Lol Germans are the ones making bd2 censor

[lament palm]

The US is far from the worst part of the world when people fight to survive daily in a lot of places

Wouldn't want to live in the US tho lol

[thorn saddle]

I hate bd2 so much

Just cause they decided to EOS brave nine aka brown dust 1 to focus on the sequel

[thorn saddle]

I'm only grateful for the fact they turned the first one into a solo thing that you can still play and experience to this day

[weak parrot]

Who thought it was a good idea to name a game “Brown Dust”

[polar ember]

The only good thing Americans used to have was ridiculously high customs threshold for importing gooner figures. Now they don't even have that.

[fleet flume]

Dusting my brown

[thorn saddle]

Interestingly the name comes from what you'd see from a marching army kicking up dirt as they move

That's the origin of the name

[weak parrot]

Brown dust is just dry, flaky diarrhea in powder form

I see

still a terrible name

[thorn saddle]

agreed

Brave nine is definitely better imo

[viral matrix]

it also got pulled off of steam

failed the review process

[thorn saddle]

it was on steam? Didn't even know they tried to put it there

[weak parrot]

That’s because it makes sense

[viral matrix]

tried and then got nuked by valve

[thorn saddle]

[weak parrot]

I don’t know man, Chinese gacha game devs can’t name their games well for some reason

[viscid nest]

West is becoming a toxic environment for gacha I can see them trying to stay in cn and jp

[polar ember]

Sure they will. The don't want our money.

[viral matrix]

depends on where in the west

[rain valley]

it's mostly just complainers
the money's still there

[thorn saddle]

If you like something ya don't really need to do anything just do as you already are.

[weak parrot]

Brave Nine sounds like something Japanese devs would name their game

[thorn saddle]

If you hate something, you tend to let others know and be more vocal

[weak parrot]

Japanese media may be notorious for engrish

but they know how to name their games

Brave Nine sounds like an RPG centered around nine brave heroes

[thorn saddle]

deploy count was 9 for most content

only times it was higher was for some special stuff like raid boss things

[weak parrot]

so still a wack reason for the name

but nevertheless a better name

[thorn saddle]

[weak parrot]

Chinese-language media will always find a convoluted reason for an English name

it can’t be straightforward

[teal girder]

real interview question, how would u fix the grammar "all your base are belong to us"

[ember spindle]

||drop "all" and "are". "your base belong(s) to us" should be perfectly understandable to every en speaker||

[weak parrot]

that would be assuming it’s just one base

there are two ways to fix it

one is what doru said

The other way is “All of your bases belong to us”

[karmic delta]

Hello

[teal girder]

better answer than a lot of applicants

[karmic delta]

Orbsssss

[teal girder]

Yorrrrrrr

[thorn saddle]

Send them the meme video

No need for proper english

Just meme

[teal girder]

that is if new kids know about that

[karmic delta]

How are you orbs?

[thorn saddle]

Weed out the unbelievers

[dark solstice]

Unbelievers of hoarding?

[teal girder]

about to get stuffed at a sushi buffet

[dark solstice]

Remember you paid for the dishes too so best to take home with

[vocal bobcat]

Golly these lingerie skins are pretty wild

[shell tangle]

Quick question:

What does this mean?

[dark solstice]

Maybe you picked the wrong quest choice and are now locked out 🤔

[teal girder]

looks like time to go touch grass

[abstract prairie]

just restart

[shell tangle]

Would it have anything to do with previous choices in the event?

[serene elm]

ngl in the case of those other games like brown dust 2 it has been like that since day 1

[karmic delta]

Ic jc

[weak parrot]

[sleek cape]

@trim gyro I found your cousin

[sleek cape]

I just wanna go to a all you can eat buffet

[mental frigate]

[sleek cape]

Hendyyyyy

[shell tangle]

?

[mental frigate]

SoDak

[sleek cape]

Similar pfps

[shell tangle]

Ah

Louie rossmann watcher I bet

[sleek cape]

Ala is my beloved

Pfp worthy

[shut crane]

wife worthy

[sleek cape]

Very

[weak parrot]

all you can eat buffet

[sleek cape]

I need

[weak parrot]

except all the options are the same

[sleek cape]

Dear @radiant cipher I summon you

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yuorki-egyptian-speed-funny-gif-6210991462615795229

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/murmansk-azur-lane-bubble-murm-azur-azur-bubble-gif-10348140546653615777

[mental frigate]

Riche

[sleek cape]

Summoning ritual works

[slim helm]

Guys

[weak parrot]

an all you can eat buffet, except it’s just eggs cooked 50 different ways

[slim helm]

What if i delete your comment huh?

[weak parrot]

You wish you could

[slim helm]

Nah

[sleek cape]

We need to cook sir

[slim helm]

I can delete it

✌️

[sacred oak]

The lion does not concern itself with massive negative numbers

[sleek cape]

Executing you

[slim helm]

Ts is a flex ✌️

[slim helm]

Btw what is your address? I wanna visit you.

I can give you some food etc

[sick snow]

@meager notch whatsup dude

[meager notch]

Sup

[sick snow]

Gonna NC way?

good good

[meager notch]

Yeah

[weak parrot]

Birds are very birdlike

[radiant cipher]

letsgo

[sleek cape]

So far we have Iowa hull given to da French

Son what is this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1461687842274279599/togif.gif

[slim helm]

A kid who is flexing.

🗣️

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-cam-spy-eye-drove-gif-12696608

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795491327049857/togif.gif

[solid whale]

I wonder how much influence atago has in takao's skin

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[weak parrot]

What does lesbian pizza taste like

[slim helm]

I wanna touch you ngl

[sleek cape]

Yo

You gotta drop the humor to 2019

It’s what these people prefer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264855234805873/togif.gif

[weak parrot]

I prefer 1849 humble

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795201903169668/togif.gif

[slim helm]

Are you lesbian?😭

✌️ ✌️ ✌️

[weak parrot]

I’m a tax entity

[slim helm]

Ahh yea

Sooo fucking cool

[sleek cape]

Son don’t even ask for age or nun

[slim helm]

I’m shitting Kouign-Amann’s rn

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[slim helm]

[slim helm]

You’re kind of late rn

But welcome

✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️

[sleek cape]

AL players don’t get flirted with yo

[slim helm]

I think they do

[sleek cape]

Not ever by a girl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795334250369074/togif.gif

[slim helm]

Girl ever by a not

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

Might wanna delete that

[slim helm]

Sooo uhhhh

[sleek cape]

Execution is near

[slim helm]

Is it that bad? 😭

[sleek cape]

Yeah

[slim helm]

How

[sleek cape]

Mods here don’t play that

It’s not to me

But mods will put your head on a stick for Ts

[slim helm]

Mf be sending boobs and its allowed tho

[sleek cape]

✌️

[slim helm]

😭

[tacit crypt]

why

[sleek cape]

Mfs get image banned for cameltoes

They not gon let this slide twin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460265079676342404/togif.gif

[slim helm]

I wont also let this slide gng 💔

If i get MAD, it is over

[sleek cape]

Wdym why

[tacit crypt]

I’m so lost rn

[sleek cape]

When my eyes red run

[slim helm]

Fr

[tacit crypt]

bro

[slim helm]

The mods don’t wanna see me being angi 😈

It will be over with this server

Trust me gng

✌️

[sleek cape]

Ur funny twin but uh

This server does NOT have modern humor so

[slim helm]

So do i

I literally tried to charge my pillow

But it didn’t work

Smh

[sleek cape]

Son what

💔💔

[jaunty adder]

when will SD and mass get new skins....

[slim helm]

Yes son

[jaunty adder]

[slim helm]

What kind of humor then?

[sleek cape]

Some mfs in here still use yo mama jokes

So I can say uh

[slim helm]

Gold tho

✌️

Ok nvm

[sleek cape]

Ts was not in the great meme reset so no

[slim helm]

Oh ok

B-b-b-but…

😔

✌️

[sleek cape]

Butt where

Huh

[forest sparrow]

When Boise gets an oath skin. So probably never

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[slim helm]

Butt butt the butt lost butters

[sleek cape]

[jaunty adder]

time to invade yostar hq with a water gun filled with jalapenos juice

[sleek cape]

Nutter butters

[late shale]

hmm

[sleek cape]

[jaunty adder]

BE.GONE.

[slim helm]

Notching is better anyways

[late shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830537688607752253/925905498136514560/unknown-8.gif

[sleek cape]

Truly

[jaunty adder]

EAT ESSEX GRENADES

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-gif-9073361

[slim helm]

B-bark for mee

[sleek cape]

Ur getting touched

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099083902460641330/1322876667718537257/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[slim helm]

Depends what gender is on your name and ip address

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/yosuke-portrait-persona-4-persona-sprite-gif-4723540039142386998

[slim helm]

✌️

[sleek cape]

Alright yo so it’s

[slim helm]

S is super?

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yuorki-egyptian-speed-funny-gif-6210991462615795229

[sleek cape]

Son what

[slim helm]

R you a charger?

[sleek cape]

Uhh

Naur

[slim helm]

So you’re a hole?

[sleek cape]

Oh wait ohhhh

[sleek cape]

Yes

[slim helm]

Ohh

Well uhh

Uhh

Eh

Well so

Fuck

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264750004048109/togif.gif

[peak knoll]

everyone here is a girl

[slim helm]

Not true, girls don’t exist

[peak knoll]

prove it

[slim helm]

✌️

[sleek cape]

[solid whale]

[sleek cape]

I know a few folks who would love to have that

[peak knoll]

this proves everyone here is a girl

[slim helm]

Btw i don’t know what does it even mean

✌️

[peak knoll]

we should get more elves in azur lane

[slim helm]

So you’re a girl?

[hard vine]

[peak knoll]

everyone is

[slim helm]

SMASH SMASH SMASH

[forest sparrow]

Less Bois Belleau. More Boise

[agile vale]

uchiha tablet?

[slim helm]

R you mining or not?

@peak knoll

[sleek cape]

Idek

[sleek cape]

Wdym by that

[peak knoll]

bitcoin mining is dead

[full blade]

im a guy btw

[solid whale]

yea crypto mining got replaced by running crypto scams

and AI

[slim helm]

R you 88 in cat years or less?

[solid whale]

[slim helm]

[full blade]

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hey-seal-sealutations-gif-9003442953965622791

[slim helm]

Uuu french person

Hey hey

[full blade]

a seal has appeared!

[slim helm]

I love MICAS btw

[radiant cipher]

hi

ok

[sleek cape]

Da Richie is back

[slim helm]

Thank you for having MICAS-EM

[idle pier]

[full blade]

Kaga just did a 200% purple and its heading my way

[slim helm]

THEY ARE SOO FUCKING GOOD

RAHHHHHHHHHH

✌️ ✌️

[radiant cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

[full blade]

Wallahi im cooked!

[sleek cape]

Magsarion here too

Wow

[idle pier]

I'm everywhere

[jaunty adder]

FRIENDO

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-scritches-pet-seal-seal-pet-gif-11477166846528730739

[idle pier]

[full blade]

meat

[slim helm]

[rustic sapphire]

[full blade]

[slim helm]

Btw guys i’m not in trouble

So don’t worry

✌️

[full blade]

wait for what?

[full blade]

what happen?

[slim helm]

For nothing

[slim helm]

Nothing happened

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-mahoraga-scary-staring-jjk-gif-11183201853391988561

[slim helm]

The mods r sleeping

✌️

Understandable tho

Since it’s Monday

[sleek cape]

True

[full blade]

brownies

anyways purp-

[slim helm]

Saved

[rustic sapphire]

Lmao

[sleek cape]

Yeah it’s over

Execution is near

[full blade]

oh boy

[slim helm]

Bye bye college

[solid whale]

image ban speedrun any%

[rustic sapphire]

I saw that

[slim helm]

I’m just following the rules

[sleek cape]

Son that was NOT the rules

[slim helm]

I thought they don’t give a fuck abt the boots lmao

[tacit crypt]

I deadass cannot stand some of these people in here bro

[slim helm]

✌️

[rustic sapphire]

Austrian man cookie is still here

[tacit crypt]

actually got me in pain

[slim helm]

Same

These people are just weird

[tacit crypt]

that includes YOU bro

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-hollow-purple-vs-toji-jjk-gif-14278658691188194972

[slim helm]

ME?!

MEEE?

[sleek cape]

Can’t post nips can’t post anything with cameltoes twin

[slim helm]

too late gng

You fucked me up ig 😔

[sleek cape]

Me

That was on YOU bro bro

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-checking-watch-meme-kai-cenat-funny-gif-7607872875114941280

[slim helm]

Sowwy 😔

[burnt wind]

naked mog

[slim helm]

I just hope the mods ain’t gonna be mad against me 😔

I’m innocent

So yea uhh

The end.

[sleek cape]

You are the last thing but innocent

[slim helm]

I’m too innocent

[peak knoll]

at least post women since we are all girls here

[full blade]

who said we all are girls here?

[peak knoll]

me

[sleek cape]

Wouldn’t that mean post men

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-sukuna-gif-14083490238819080082

[peak knoll]

no we like women in this discord

[slim helm]

Men… men… men…

[ember spindle]

yes please turn me into this exact fox with this exact size

[sleek cape]

No.

[peak knoll]

why is she sleeping

this is why they get sunk

[sleek cape]

I’m in your DMs twin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264855234805873/togif.gif

[weak parrot]

breast titties

[sleek cape]

[slim helm]

Woman… woman… woman…

[ember spindle]

[EXTREMELY LOUD HIND PAW STOMP]

[slim helm]

moans

[sleek cape]

Execution

[ember spindle]

please do not the bnuy

[peak knoll]

how could you do this to laffey

[solid whale]

furry

[sleek cape]

Twin died

[sleek cape]

[slim helm]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Check your messages bro bro

https://tenor.com/view/hello-haiiii-mig-29-pat-pat-pat-gif-7794497059116464086

[austere anvil]

hey what are these random 20-80 mb updates that come almost daily?

[sleek cape]

Idk

[austere anvil]

why is this game so unoptimized lol

[viral matrix]

spaghetti code

[weak parrot]

Get out

[viral matrix]

are you a furry by any chance

[weak parrot]

Hoffen 2.0

[ember spindle]

i'm not. if i was i don't think i could put up with anime communities' bs

[weak parrot]

Furry and western animation fandoms are arguably more toxic

[alpine ember]

i just realised ..... if the royal navy wouldnt have send its entire useless navy .... wouldnt Bismarck just kill all of them one by one ?

[ember spindle]

toxic to bigots, yes

[weak parrot]

mostly because identity politics has leaked into it

[supple tiger]

Lifetime of a new shipgirl: get released>get popular>get forgotten eventually>get revived with goonerslop 2 years later

[peak knoll]

if they even get revived

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/violin-tiny-cute-gif-15898508

[peak knoll]

most just go into the shredder and are forgotten about 2 weeks after the event

[weak parrot]

Goonship

[peak knoll]

people only remember ultra rares

name me the other ships from lions event other than lion and trafalgar

[weak parrot]

Gallant

[peak knoll]

protip, you cant

[rain valley]

Cleopatra
best Dido

[manic rivet]

Remember Hood is better than Bismarck, was taken down with just 1 shell

[weak parrot]

gallant is the one that stuck with me

[peak knoll]

i didnt even know glorious meta came from that event

[alpine ember]

HAHAHAHAH IMAGINE SENDING A DAMN USELESS "BATTLECUISER" FIGHTING A DAMN BATTLESHIP JUST TO GET ONE SHOTTED

[supple tiger]

I'm staying here only because of Musashi and Shinano

[weak parrot]

Andrea Doria META is hot

[radiant cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195994145718796300/1283703751999225950/XZVZcNHs.gif

[sleek cape]

Why are we using all caps

And talking about this again

[weak parrot]

He’s gone insane

[manic rivet]

what do you mean useless, Bismarck had to waste some shells on it, stonks xD

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1461687842274279599/togif.gif

[alpine ember]

bismarck needed a target to show how much better it is

[peak knoll]

bismark got bullied by a few airplanes

[alpine ember]

[mental frigate]

Riche

[weak parrot]

Bitchmark

Richeroon

[rain valley]

sounds like you can't remember the ships tbh

[peak knoll]

yeah i dont because theyre forgettable and tbh the only reason i know about glorious meta is cos shes used in pvp

[radiant cipher]

hi

henderson field

[supple tiger]

Musashi is on edge

Let alone Vanguard

[peak knoll]

people like musashi cos shes a fox

[manic rivet]

Better target indeed

[peak knoll]

vanguard pretty much gets nothing, no art no nothing no skins

not to mention her artstyle is kinda not great in the first place

[supple tiger]

Atleast she's trad and not goonerslop doe

[tacit crypt]

they lowkey just forget about those ships in general

like

[rain valley]

no more calling things you don't like 'slop' please
overused af

[supple tiger]

Holy shit not even 200 artwork on pixiv for Vanguard

[viral matrix]

she perfectly mirrors her real history lmao

[solid whale]

midgard

[supple tiger]

Goonerslop is valid

[solid whale]

[rain valley]

it really isn't

[viral matrix]

it really is

[supple tiger]

Lion is something in a while

All these new shipgirls just to get mogged by fluffy queen

[solid whale]

dragon skin soldier beating my ass

[peak knoll]

al just doesnt really know how to make good looking characters anymore

its funny cos the thing that made me come back to al wasnt an ultra rare but it was taihous pool l2d that got popular

[supple tiger]

Genuinely look back into 2022 or earlier there was barely any actual shit and just actual amazing art pieces

[tacit crypt]

nah they deadass lost the plot imma keep it a $1.50

like

there’s NO love of the game anymore

[peak knoll]

yeah its just rehash stuff to make money

[supple tiger]

Absolute brimstone

Taihoe just proves how little this community cares about anything really

[alpine ember]

why ? its funny xD

[vernal wing]

Holy shit. This is the best recent design I've seen in a while

[peak knoll]

who is it

[supple tiger]

Why do shipgirls that unbothered by their history like Hood

[vernal wing]

Carducci

[viral matrix]

because reasons

[vernal wing]

Do you wanna get reminded of your painful past? Cause I sure won't. Getting devstriked by Bismarck doesn't feel good

[peak knoll]

most probably dont know their past

[jaunty adder]

what the fuck is wrong with people, i just saw a genderbent taihou

[peak knoll]

why would you summon a ship after it got sunk

[solid whale]

thats gangster

[jaunty adder]

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[vernal wing]

I just have the game for you. We call it kancolle. When a ship sinks. Goodbye forever

[icy herald]

okay all honesty, I can kinda see the point. I would say calling it “goonerslop” is a bit much (plus the word “slop” is completely losing all meaning in the modern vernacular)

its sad watching AL go down the “we don’t care how gooner it is, it sells” but at the end of the day that’s a business decision based on market research (that market being CN/JP/KR audiences)

[radiant cipher]

AI SLOP

[peak knoll]

yeah thats why i never played kancolle

[jaunty adder]

you're a slop

sloppy joe

[lapis mesa]

I can't believe the dream of Takao l2d came true....

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-big-finger-ok-gif-7518459764649260595

[lapis mesa]

love manjuu lol

[rain valley]

that's what it's supposed to be used for, yup

[vernal wing]

well it sells, so something like carducci feels refreshing to an older player like me

[peak knoll]

takao had an l2d in an old swimsuit

[vernal wing]

who started in 2018

[radiant cipher]

indeed

[vernal wing]

not the oldest, but I've seen a lot pre-2023

[vernal wing]

slop slop

[jaunty adder]

you know a certain shipgirl has been missing her swimsuit since 2019

[peak knoll]

who

[lapis mesa]

Atago

[peak knoll]

oh wait wasnt takao supposed to get an l2d in that one skin

[late shale]

Hmm

[tacit crypt]

wait who is this?

[peak knoll]

this skin

[icy herald]

it also extends a point that our Asian SKKs are different than us in some aspects culturally. Goonery sell there, but modesty sells here.

and it becomes “who’s the bigger market” at that point.

I still remember the Anson debacle and the fact that Manjuu/Yostar got literal threats from CN audiences over her, hence the pulling on the plug on her

[supple tiger]

They will never make a new kino of a game with badass combat, obviously. I doubt they'll ever add Yamato either

[rustic sapphire]

Have you seen her skin ?

[vernal wing]

carducci, a dd

[vernal wing]

I like how you assume I'm not Asian

[vernal wing]

well idc about the skins. They can do whatever. Just the base design being that way is good enough

At least it's coherent

[icy herald]

as the old saying goes, assumptions make an ass out of U and me.

[radiant cipher]

chat

[vernal wing]

well I'm Asian. I'm from the Philippines

[rustic sapphire]

I agree, i was realy surprise for her skin tho because i think it does not suit her at all

[icy herald]

ah

[late shale]

Hmm

[vernal wing]

Anyone here play that anime horse game? Well then, she and tachyon need to be partnered

[jaunty adder]

GOD WHY IS SHE SO WIFEY

[vernal wing]

what's the worse that could happen

[tacit crypt]

wow an actual good design

[jaunty adder]

eww loli

[vernal wing]

oh wow that is a huge mismatch but eh it's alright

[supple tiger]

Why does it feel like they dedicated much more to NJ than Musashi

[tacit crypt]

deadass there needs to be more base skins that are really cool and not half naked

[vernal wing]

well her skin is the 360 of that simplistic, coherent design. I dont' mind. It's optional and still proportionate

[vernal wing]

yeah this. Give the skins all the lewd but make the base skins at least... coherent to the theme bruh.

[tacit crypt]

yeah

[vernal wing]

so there is bigger incentive for our friends to get said lewd skins

[supple tiger]

They will never hear you out

[vernal wing]

ik but it is nice

[supple tiger]

It's useless, the consoomers need to be fed

[glad plover]

i'm sweating so much, ran out of tickets and only have 20 cubes left. Anyone know if it's better for me percent wise to keep spamming th ebuild button one at a time or should I do max build in one go?

I FUCKING NEED GUAM

you know what? scratch that. Do we have any wizards in chat? I need someone to do me a solid and buff my luck for like, 5 seconds

[solid whale]

ok build rn

im a sorcerer

[vernal wing]

gamblers give up before they hit big

SO GAMBLE THE CUBES AWAY

[abstract ingot]

she looks so smol

[glad plover]

fuck, got suffolk

[supple tiger]

Fuck this rerun I got absolutely nothing not ever an SSR

[vernal wing]

AT LEAST it's not another

||hey shikikan||

[glad plover]

I'm counting on you

FUCK I GOT ARIZONA

COME ON GAME WHY

[solid whale]

💔

[vernal wing]

dw, I'm sure they're gonna add her to standard or in some form one way or another. That's how I got shima

[glad plover]

FUCK! I'M ONLY LOW ON CUBES BECAUSE I SPENT SO MUCH TO GET COW PENIS. SHE ISN'T THAT FUCKING GODD ASDCHKAS ODASHK;LF ASDPFEW\D

[vernal wing]

cuniberti, dd.

Apparently likes to do some research on skk

[vernal wing]

what

[glad plover]

Cowpens

[abstract ingot]

I have her, I know

but she looks so small full art

[glad plover]

I gambled for her, and she doesn't even look good. SHe looks like ass

[icy herald]

cow what now

[vernal wing]

I feel like they added her just so they can put a cow outfit

[glad plover]

yep

[vernal wing]

that's your fault

[glad plover]

????

[icy herald]

misinput

[glad plover]

like, real talk. Her hair? doesn't match her body type. If manju is going for a milf character, giver her a fucking milf hair cut. Also, for for sucks, give her the slanted cougar eyes

[icy herald]

(I hate that stupid discord feature)

[tame hearth]

fck, Yandere fans have disappointed again

[solar dome]

cowpens is amazing what r u talking about

[glad plover]

I havne't used her

[glad plover]

she's way to underleveld for farming the last stage on event

[solar dome]

so thats a you issue not a cowpens issue

[glad plover]

she's only level 70 and I don't have gold bulins to mlb her

[glad plover]

No man, she isn't that good compared to unicorn either

heck, fucking shoukaku is better than her

[solid whale]

moopencil dont really vibe with me

ngl

[vernal wing]

I mean why push yourself to get cowpens when you don't like her

[glad plover]

I just wanted to complete the set

[vernal wing]

Are you building a sortie involving the three independence sisters

[glad plover]

Even in other games, i go crazy when I can't finish something

[supple tiger]

NJGODS WHAT IS THIS

[vernal wing]

You're the type of person gacha companies love to have

[lapis mesa]

This is a good motion outfit I will say

[glad plover]

I was refering to getting all the girls from the event, but that to,

[vernal wing]

this is peak. Straight out of a shonen

[lapis mesa]

But still need that l2d PHAT l3d period

[vernal wing]

Independence-kai is 100% better lol

[supple tiger]

I think this is based off mgr Raiden

[warm escarp]

thres no such thing as percent wise

[glad plover]

lmao. Even in other games I go the extra mile to finish stuff. Pokemon? cheated the game so I could have all three starters? This leather set in skyrim that I will never wear? I'm gonna spend all 5 hours collecting all the peices cuase it's a uniqe set

[glad plover]

sigh. Thats another girl to get

[vernal wing]

Battle of Leyte Gulf, 1944

[lapis mesa]

I think it's based of Taimanin

[glad plover]

hnnng MANJU HATES ME

[vernal wing]

you would go crazy if you joined in early 2017 and manjuu just announced hololive collab

[supple tiger]

Don't seethe my boy

[rustic sapphire]

Imagine being between their chests

[glad plover]

lol, I forgot about that. Will they re run it? I really want subaru in my fleet

[vernal wing]

dude. This isn't uma, fate, or genshin. Just wait until she gets to standard lmao

[vernal wing]

no

[warm escarp]

most likely not

[vernal wing]

not anymore

[glad plover]

ah

[warm escarp]

its rough being a collector with no cubes 😭

[vernal wing]

most of the characters in that collab broke off from hololive

[glad plover]

aw that scuks

[supple tiger]

Musashi is alive and well but kept as a secret and told us by the green glowing men in suits that she's "sunk"

[hard vine]

Any goobening going on

[solar dome]

she's not meant to be a primary healer

[solar dome]

her damage is also top of the line

[glad plover]

Oh

[solar dome]

she's level 70 for you so I don't expect anything extraordinary so

[lapis mesa]

We need more

[supple tiger]

This game makes me depressed

[glad plover]

....Aw fuck it, i'll take your word. Guess i'll add her to my back log of main ships that aren't mlbd yet

[rain valley]

iirc, Cow's healing potential is better, the smaller the vanguard is
because she heals off a % value of her own HP
so she can really heal DDs something fierce

[lapis mesa]

If this makes you depressed I'd imagine irl is killing you

[dark solstice]

If we wanna make the game top tier we need a stealth archer costume

[sinful vapor]

imagine imagine

[rustic sapphire]

Why man

[dark solstice]

Make it boost centaurs first strike

[supple tiger]

Actually no

[vernal wing]

wow AL makes a person depressed. TIme to touch grass

[glad plover]

Also, a small critique on her. They need to get rid of the dumb ass hair style. They went for milf body, so they have to commit to milf vibe . Give her a braid, or a half up pony tail. Also, get rid of the doe eyes, give her a slanted ara ara look and they would have made perfection

[vernal wing]

Best paired with unicorn

[solar dome]

if the vanguard consists of mostly lower health ships ie destroyers and light cruisers, healers like zuihou and cowpens are more potent
but if the vanguard mostly consists of heavier ships with more health then aquila and unicorn are best

[rain valley]

I've gpt her paired with Painleve, which works well

[supple tiger]

Everything is so hopeless, they will just keep increasing the goonerslop until the game becomes 18+ and add little to no story and keep making Musashi look like a fraud

[vernal wing]

they don't know whether to give her a big sister personality or ara ara personality. I say, they should have went with the latter

[rain valley]

yeah, it's not just 'this healer good/bad'
it's very situational

[supple tiger]

You do first

[glad plover]

exactly. She looks to innocet with a body that reeks of sin

[solar dome]

but like I doubt you'll be running a full fleet of heavy asf tanks

[vernal wing]

I have a job

[rustic sapphire]

Why Musashi is a fraud for you ?

[solar dome]

yeah and most of the time either works just fine

like I usually just run cowpens and unicorn for most content

[rain valley]

are you fr that this is making you drepressed?
I know I say this often, but in this case it is 100% time to find a new game

[supple tiger]

It's very complex, let's just say I'm obsessed

[vernal wing]

the game is 16+

Just two more years then

[solar dome]

musashi slander when that girl carried my ch15 runs 💔

I will never leave her

[vernal wing]

I'd stop tbh

[rain valley]

obligatory 'yeet the child' statement aside
yeah that's a solid pairing for almost anything

[vernal wing]

Man, why are you letting a gacha game take over your life like dude

[rustic sapphire]

You mean concerning the story of the game ?

[supple tiger]

She's broken in gameplay but in the story they barely do anything with her

[vernal wing]

It's been long. But is perseus powercrept now

She's my main healer ever since

[solar dome]

cause we go to the sakura empire once a year

[dark solstice]

You can avoid them entirely by just using normalooking ship girls as a secretary then you will mostly only see chibi's so no goonetslop as you say worth

[lapis mesa]

speaking of the story a lot of these China gacha stories are kind of crossing over the same territory right now

[vernal wing]

Musashi is not yamato ofc they won't do anything to a discount raiden shogun lmao

HOLD ON SINCE WHEN PERSEUS WAS POWERCREPT WHAT

[supple tiger]

Shut up genshinoid

[lapis mesa]

they really like the Matrix

tldr

[solar dome]

in much shorter fights like <15s perseus is better but she just heals soo much in the timeframe it's like eh

I have to try her out with albion

[idle pier]

Uni retro

[rustic sapphire]

Oh i get it now

[vernal wing]

I remembered when she used to be the healer

[full blade]

wait- frauds exist in Al?

[dark solstice]

Take away her launch debuff she prob be better than uni again

[solar dome]

she had a good run for like two years

[vernal wing]

oh. I use uni retrofit in another comp, and perseus on the other

[dark solstice]

Voter fraud rampant

[vernal wing]

perseus has stupidly slow flight time

[warm escarp]

who perseus?

[solar dome]

yes

[vernal wing]

unlike uni, who has instant flight

[solar dome]

2020 release I think then unicorn released 2 years later

[warm escarp]

i use her for some speedrun comps

[vernal wing]

british bocchi

[full blade]

I thought they mainly existed in JJK

[rain valley]

Perseus' only issue is her double-preload can be weird
but it honestly works great for manual, clearing that early torp spam off the map

[supple tiger]

Musashi absolutely obliterates r*iden in every single aspect

[dark solstice]

Brill for oopsi

[vernal wing]

You guys actually do manual

wow

[full blade]

Musashi>>>Yuta?

[solar dome]

her double preload heals too much but in longer battles she launches an airstrike once in a blue moon cause they gave her that one skill

[dark solstice]

Wait people don't manual thing ?

[vernal wing]

who has the time

just finish the dailies and log off

[solar dome]

people only manual on ex lol

[rustic sapphire]

Perseus double preload nuke on auto

[rain valley]

I do, but I'm a very very VERY small minority in that

[supple tiger]

Also why the hell do so many people genuinely hate Musashi is it jealousy or what

[vernal wing]

I used to do it but it got tedious. I auto everything

[vernal wing]

I don't hate her man

[dark solstice]

Not gaming if you ain't playing

[rustic sapphire]

They are allergic to floof

[warm escarp]

i dont have so i dont manual

[vernal wing]

well, AL is a visual novel with a minigame

that's how I see it

[rain valley]

I've been all-manual for 2 years of playing the game lol

[vernal wing]

I started autoing a few months since I started

[warm escarp]

i treat it like a afk idle game

[supple tiger]

When everything is mid except the soundtrack is absolutely mindbreaking

[dark solstice]

I will not admit to being auto 99% of the time while wearing out my stupid boots in another game

[solar dome]

back to perseus, I forgot this skin existed and I did not know how good it was

[warm escarp]

some soundtracks are good yeah

[vernal wing]

AL soundtrack is top notch, especially russian ones

[rain valley]

there is one true way to play AL
on manual, while listening to a Perun video on military economics and procurement

[vernal wing]

I still have orchestral versions

[supple tiger]

When the waifu obsession gets too developed that you start hating porn

[dark solstice]

Kingdom come deliverance soundtrack nice so far

[vernal wing]

or when you don't want porn anymore. Just want to be happy

[lapis mesa]

I thought she had more than that

[vernal wing]

heh worth it

[supple tiger]

Thank God I bought pixiv premium that helped a lot

[dark solstice]

That's good then you like the real thing instead so win win

[solar dome]

me too but apparently only 2

[supple tiger]

No it's suffering and obsession

[solid whale]

chat giga cooked rn

[dark solstice]

Dammit I overcooked the ingredients sorry

[supple tiger]

Especially when Musashi is a fraud irl how do I cope with this

[dark solstice]

Musashi is a fraud ?

[tacit crypt]

Could NEVER be my goat

[warm escarp]

obsessing over azur lane is

[dark solstice]

Obsessed over gems is nice tho

[warm escarp]

i like money

[tacit crypt]

deadass

[warm escarp]

[vernal wing]

well, that fluffy cv is a bigger fraud. At least musashi gets to do something

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1284638447453077554/image0.gif

[supple tiger]

I mean what else is Yamato-class in general except being symbolic

[vernal wing]

when are we getting a playable BHR

[dark solstice]

Bon farewell Richard if my sheeps catch her

[rain valley]

AL's a game
have fun with it, don't obsess over it
take a break or walk away if you genuinely don't enjoy it anymore

just a better way to approach most things tbh

[sinful vapor]

tomorrow

[vernal wing]

no, for real?

[sinful vapor]

after EoS

[supple tiger]

Shinano's commander is a massive selfish fuck

[sinful vapor]

along with Yamato

[vernal wing]

yeah don't let a gacha game take over you. Have fun. Watch movies, play other games. Go outside. Eat

[sinful vapor]

and Maya skin

[warm escarp]

that one tweet 10years after eos

[dark solstice]

Real ships that still exist albeit as wrecks but they still around

[vernal wing]

her crew is unexperienced

[rain valley]

based except the go outside part
it's Canada, it's cold out there XD

[warm escarp]

werent most ijn crews near the end of the war unexperienced

[supple tiger]

Imagine when you see traumatizing fetish shit

[dark solstice]

Echo Of Souls?

[vernal wing]

Yes because Japan decided to use them as live missiles

[rain valley]

you can just turn it off, and walk away

[warm escarp]

peak strategy

[vernal wing]

Haha me and my graveyard job has something to say

[dark solstice]

See they didn't know how to use the stealth ability

[supple tiger]

That helped a lot bro❤️‍🩹 she's just sleepy

[supple tiger]

It doesn't work like that bro

[tacit crypt]

I agree

[rain valley]

then see a therapist
either way, time to change something

[dark solstice]

Give me a grinder, welder and some heavy equipment surely get it back together again

[rain valley]

*grindr

[tacit crypt]

yes it does AL CANNOT be that fun 😭

[dark solstice]

Not that type of grinder

[slim helm]

Tinder*

[rain valley]

easy way to find seamen, makes sense

[warm escarp]

i used to wake up every 20 mins at night to reset the stage

fun times

[dark solstice]

Tho is it a great way to get cheap labour ?

[rain valley]

nah there's enough catfish around the wreck already

[supple tiger]

That was long ago I'm fine now (I hope)

[dark solstice]

Someone tried to catfish me on a site once before I met my now ex, wanted me to send money for top ups

Sad thing is a workmate fell for that exact scam

[rain valley]

rip

[radiant cipher]

[dark solstice]

Nowadays gonna be worse with a.i people

[rain valley]

nah, just still don't give money to randos

[supple tiger]

Imagine also using character ai type shit it's genuinely worse than krokodil

[tacit crypt]

huh

[dark solstice]

Don't worry I am so miserable I barely give monies to myself

[supple tiger]

Back to praying that's the only thing that has meaning nowadays tbh

[tacit crypt]

I deleted it because lowkey there’s no love for the game anymore

[forest sparrow]

Can't fall for scams if you don't have money to give

[rain valley]

mooooood

[tacit crypt]

will I still like it and the ships yeah

but like

the current state of the game is ass

[rain valley]

yeah you're missing the other part then
disengaging from the game
coming to the official server and saying the game is 'ass' does zero good

it borders and trolling, and just generates nothing but silly not-actually-discourse about the state of the game

[tacit crypt]

bro what

[rain valley]

and just makes you miserable

[tacit crypt]

it’s just my opinion

[sinful vapor]

[supple tiger]

Imagine Sisyphus that's me obsessing for a good Musashi artwork like in the good ol 2022-23 (while barely playing the game at all)

[rustic sapphire]

Ive seen this conversation before

[rain valley]

and your opinion is fine
but if you're not even playing the game, your opinion has been shared - by not logging in
staying and complaining just makesn everyone miserable

[tacit crypt]

man that’s lowkey a good point

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[tacit crypt]

I’ll take that into consideration