#al-general
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Nj and Kansas husband did
You?
Yeah
melon

yuubari
it not fair, me wants too
Dont talk to my woman like that. ..
What's her name?
Bye
Ninja 
the ship that drops from w16 i think
Oooh
Purple girl
fujinami
That sounds like a ghost
And I don't believe in those

16-4
ive been lazy not even done all of 14 yet
Already 1 h of uncontrolled road rage
Got the numbah one star
Twilight Sparkle
Simply just go faster

Remind them that there is always a big rage on the road
I'm already going 190 km/h
wat is this mask?
Does she really need to show her tongue
seeing game news, yostar keeps working hard to make me quit instead of spending money
5 more months till Spy Rio
you mean the artists
Some deluxe macdonalds from my macdonalds place 
Yostar probably got them the combo meal that's for sure
Yeah
This what I serve
<@&460646206851252224> scam alert
poor guy he gets pinged all the time
TWO HOT CHICKS ARE ZA BEST
People get it in 10 pulls
ima just save for alsace, frick these events
are the new skins for the upcoming ships really that bad?
Nah
then whats with the garbage reacts
The first ship is just too naked
to bait reactions
In her base
Hi Takagi chan


Indeed
that tfw when she has more clothes on in her skin
Buy her some clothes 
we really starting the year with some kind of small raid event huh.... oh well, 3 pasta ships is better than none
Should have been l2d instead of petit motion
Isnt it like this every year?
Oh cool new Alabama skin
It's exciting how Yamato is getting nearer to make an appearance
I will eat them both 
Are there any past events that does not feature new l2d skins?
Yes, a long time ago
Well clearly not fast enough now buy a 911 GT3 and send it
I am now covered in boobies
Both premium and large
This feels weird
But they’re soft

who's that
Nurse
implacable
ah, that one
Anyway!
Nurse amagi she want injection you someting
implanted cable
Wonderful , more boobies for dinner
kansen essence to turn you into a shipfu
her kisses
You are a grown ass man sir
I read that as brown ass man sir.

Boobs
Wow look at her tail so fluffy
ASSS
Buddy if a woman wore a cosplay nurse outfit THAT tight showing THAT much cleavage and looked at me like THAT. I would do bark even louder for night time snu snu
@rose spire Hi
Why they shaking so hard

What if you end up by snu snu?
Then I get a hot sexy woman wearing a hot sexy outfit
Which basically means I was somehow attractive enough to warrant a wife from god
And then we have 5 kids
A house
And a Honda Civic Type R 6 speed manual 6

recoil 😅
Booty so fat it acts as a shock absorber
Chill, they are shaking so much
Shake it girl 
Reminded me of the "I need more boolets" meme lol
The thug shaker
I’M GOING TO ENJOY MUSASHI 
You don’t like?

Literally do whatever you want to me as a matter of fact I’ll break my legs for you
I dont
|| I love ||
As we Should
like
I thought she snorting something lol
Maybe she is
Maybe it’s secretly drugs but she’s hiding it with her arm
And the paper are just distraction
Papershipium
Multiplies uncontrollably when IronBlood gets an event
This def a thing In one if al random 500 fucking timelines
I guess this is a good thing
Although if it’s uncontrollably wouldn’t it never stop and eventually cover the whole earth?
LION SPOTTED LION

Too much Papershipium will cause a deadly dieases called "Being a Wherb"
soft tiddie
Unfortunately, there's no cure
Euthanasia is recommended, doing so cures others of other diseases
time to sleep

good night all
On the other hand... Inhaling too much HMS grade copium can induce manic episodes
Mr pig @devout bough I summon you once more for this Glasgow art
Omg pretty maid

What if I inhale to much sirens
You get Aostitist
And what is Aostium
it now our glassgow art
Huh…but that means I can cosplay Enterprise right? (If I was a girl as well)
As symptoms get worse, you suddenly get the urge to create sirens
Fuck, I forgot to do my runs in Uma

Doesn’t sound so bad infact it sounds the safest out of the iron blood and Royal Navy
I don’t play Uma
Once the disease reached its peak. You are bound to recreate, Project Dawn
This person loves waffles
Like most of al timelines 
Waffles
Or pancakes?
Waffles 
Hmm good answer
As for the HMS syndrome
Symptoms subside once an HMS event occurs
Symptoms worsen when nearby someone with the condition of "Being a Wehrb"
Yes, the only cure is
Euthanasia of someone with "Being a werhb" but even that isn't a guarantee
Symptoms happen forever
My cat keeps barking
Like she won’t stop and she’s scared
She also jumpscared me
Never heard of weeabo is that like a weeb?
AHHHHHHH
Sorry, had to censor it
i like the Frnch* in this game, they pretty
get the fuck down from the pool tabel

This is the internet, you're allowed to say french.
J-word gets you banned tho

Joker?
Jerusalem?
Mambo
Jobber?
Our brains a mambo
Job
AHHHHH
Banned
Steve Jobs
praying for jobber lobby in CM8

ive seen ten thousands, BUT NEVER EVER HUNDRED THOUSANDS
Well I’m over here with 40 general parts and 200 main gun parts wanna give some?
I need those parts ngl
ask it to our veteran
Hahah. I got 0
11k quick finishers wild
I could get like 10000 if i liquidate my boxes, i guess
Hell naw

Average ad about chips
you know its OG if he has this
#trophy-room post it here
inactive
Freak man I missed Lexington 2, UvH, and trafalgar
\
Nice washboard you have there
Me sleeping now


Nvm less
you'll get those overtime, midgame plate crisis is real tho
Bro i need some
Uvh? She’s obtainable through perm
Or exchange
@rain valley auntie rise and shine. Send some cow. I need daily dose of milk
I’m like end game if we talking Champaign’s wise
what chapter you at again
wife
What happens if I play on the same account but different server?
Does it keep my data separately?
I got all the weird OG stuff too lmao
Is anyone here unlucky enough to be a Brit?
stuff 
Why all black skinned shipfus are with white hair
didnt play 1st anni and am missing only 4th one
they can if they sacrifice their first born


But lowk haven’t started it
pretty sure one of the formi here is a brit
man it's already been 7 years?
NO CLOTHES 20 CHILDREN NOW
I learned about azur lane in 2025. Did not know it existed even
smh
Learned about AL like a week before EN came out
Turns out azur lane wasnt even a gooner game
Hi kelp
Hi Barb
not really i just never upgraded gear since i got houstwo
Get Fujinami and break your HousII streak
i dont need to because a bunch of people did that for me after i got her. i passed on my curse
i think some people i read took 700+ for her

Its just a game about very horny sex addicted hot sexy women

Jesus
Because yostar need our gems to dry for skins

@normal comet
Boob
Son aw hell na son
hot thicc boat
I love boobs
same, bro, same
Boobs
Twin new richie art
I was getting hungry for some milk
Giant tiddies
USS Missouri (BB-63) off the coast of Southern California undergoing refresher training, 1988.
SLURP
This is fucked up

Her lips twin
cleve booba

AYOOOOOO
they do the same thing with higurashi, it was hilarious
REF DO SOMETHING, WHY U TAKING NOTES???
LION SPOTTED LION

This person will get lion
Richelieu and Jean Bart spinning
You dont have lion ? Cringe
I give you the superior dark mode version
LION SPOTTED LION

noted
Oh man...
Uh
Was wondering why I couldn’t LION SPOTTED LION

GRRRRR
Mb
soft tiddie

I was wondering why I couldn’t go to ng+ in Elden ring then I realised I didn’t even touch the Marika statue
Okk time to one shot margit
And what time is it?
LEXINGTOOOOOOON
Man I love boobs
Whoever doesn’t like boobs is dumb
I prefer pits

I prefer sterns
can human body twist like that?
Her torso must be in a bad situation

Come over to my place
So pretty
Bro pizza party duh
You can’t just say that to people
You invited too
Bro who’d decline a pizza party
Anybody would
LION SPOTTED LION

And then I eat lion
Ty
lure lion with a lion plushie
Yes

yes
Sexually or?

fluffy heaven
Bouncing in those
Make the background black for this gif
I can handle them in bed
idk man, 63 fluffy tails aren't easy to handle
blindly
ing images that don't load because i was told they contain floof 
Don’t need too
jk kaga
what if they are the bed

heaven
Bruh
MY BELOVED
I summoned Mutsuki man
FLOOF WIVES
yo the cloth so thin bro
TB Chibi
give it another year
MMMMMMMMMMM
I'm done with this; I'm done supporting this ill-bred woman who refuses to come out.
@sleek cape Us fr
same boat bro🫂
hmm
I only have one more attempt because I'm out of cubes.
pray for ur life
We twin
very intresting
And he has came back to you
hmm
Get your crosd
u just need the "heart" to handle it and everything is easy
Don't be one son
Castiel posting
@sleek cape New photo and I can make it a gif if you want

Yes.

I just wake up
LION SPOTTED LION

hot
Yes.
Spent so much cubes and that uhhh shipbuilding tickets
🤌 🤌
Armaments got bigger
I have a long queue of Constellation and Flasher for scrap.

Yes I need
Roon
Collected

dumb women refuse to come to my dock
Barking
Why
my cubes in shamble
x2
You hungry?
just hang...in there 😏


Yeah baked Alaska?
Alaska
chat, she used her hits to smash the window broken
Localized rainbow
richy 
Richy 
Hi nano
Hm
this dang ahh hard mode req
doing the event afterstory and lol someone shot an orbital lazer
hm
whaddaya mean papershipium, ts a totally real ubermensch design trust
just looks like the usual wargaming smoking too much
We are never getting this in AL sir
give it another few years
i send the odin
that too
Ehhh possible
damn
that in al? so u want a streched bis? 🤣
golden hind appreciation post
@radiant cipher
I have never seen a Hannover do well in wows
When will Puerto Rico be for PR?
I want her to break in and just turn me into her personal pillow
a fox... in... a box.
yeah its not exactly the most meta ship
I wanna feel those big soft boobies and them thick thihhs
ship is fine, the players are not all there
i mean
yeah this is germany we are talking about
touche
i know that feel
ah yes, bismarck
i want golden hind to wrap me in her tentacles and eat me
the ship only calibrated to hit british shit
I think I rather kill her and make the tentacles sushi for Musashi

the entire line itself is basically just he spammer
over my dead body
Well yeah, but the difference is that Conq is good
Why did that rhyme for some reason in the end

past monarch the british bb line's armor really doesnt get any better
hood fav spot
boobs
38mm bb deck 
The armaments are big
Honolulu?
well until your opponent is a yoshino, hindenburg or clausewitz
monarch
And people try telling me that the Borgougne is somehow the best steel BB
i remember that fanart where monarch wearing cow skin
and then you get penned through it anyways by german cruisers or yoshino
No Guam?
ive encountered a few borgougnes so far, and the player either sucked everytime or the ship itself is garbage
I hope Hawaii or Bremen gets added in the next PR season
isnt bremen just mainz if she were a hindenburg class
hawaii probably another choco girl
Clausewitz hull but basically
But then I got these cool 406s
So I use them
406mm cant overmatch clausewitz deck
because 50mm plating lol
Doesn’t mean I won’t go down swinging
I should get myself a supership, i dont have one yet
you say as you get burnt to the ground
conde is a menace
I fought the good fight tho
Then I call Maine for backup
I was thinking about getting Large yueyang
this is not 2017
i cant wait for the supership version of libertad
youre actively sabotaging yourself by building for secondaries
depends on the ship

I’ve had good moments with them
but i have seen idiots build a secondary ohio
German players
i dont think german secondary builds are all that viable anymore in this meta
Need this as a gif
Well yeah but german BBs suck as a whole
Not using American power to the max
powercrept to hell
If i see a GK on my team i consider us as having one less BB
isnt gk in general just shite
fdg is still ok
like i got preussen, and i dare say shes pretty alright
When was fdg op
when she came out to like 3-4 years after lmao
no bb reached her damage output for a long while
only when ultra rares started coming out
a decade ago maybe
oh wait
Twin
we arent talking about al fdg
shell
You are such a cutie patootie
oh ur talking about a dif game
world of warships fdg
Oh that makes so much more sense 
lmao
they should release preussen or hannover so all the fdg fanboys mald
at their waifu becoming obsolete
She’s more for new players fdg in al I’d say
tbh even for newer players its kinda meh
cos theres a lot of ur events coming out all the time
Plapping Richie
She is annoying to mlb too
its a big investment for fdg
But depends on the UR that’s out
fdg....the ship with its own postcode 😂
nj was like slightly better/on par
but after nj yeah its just crushed her more and more
Main upside with NJ was not needing to spend 8 months+ to build her
ah wait no.....the postcode one was gk :/
yeah now u can get better than fdg in 1 build during events
Hi
Anyways Hawaii would be a guam sister, maybe a more mellow one? 
waow
Damn girl where the mountains at
belgium is pretty flat unlike richelieu
~~Judging by her oathline you are gonna have to wait a while ~~
french kiss with golden hind at sunset
Im just unused to such flatness
Me and Richie have already smashed
I don’t have to wait
its like a superflat world
Dark Souls 3

my home is surrounded by mountains on all sides 
Internet connection worse then LeBron James hairline
True
Nobody told me Essex was this tuff
Oh my god

rich?
She’s so rich
bro that shit standard
Son that shi cost my soul and probably my soul in the afterlife too
95% of belgium is fibre
ameripoors can't even fiber
I have good mic excuse you
same here
saw car mood up
and we are 90% mountains
That bike looks to be a litre bike. Essex knows hoewto freedom
VI your husband hasn’t appeared yet
Damn
That means 5 norwegians without
who
Barbwire

hm

@radiant cipher the winchesters would walk spring trap in one episode
Richie you have made an enemy for life
just reincarnate, enemies for life gone 
Whoever is a enemy of Richie is a enemy of me
Acting like they haven’t been to hell
Pipe bomb planted in your sewer system
I dont even know who you are
Tbh I think they have more feats than most characters
They could prolly walk goku💔
Plot armor by god himself?
I killed the chat
Murdered it

Boobs
Milkers
Cannon balls
wife
Holy gif potential
What is this for
Cause it’s me twin
French kiss
wish manjuu make l2d where we could french kiss the shipgirls
you can bang them
in dorm, we already bury our face in taihou tiddies
It is twin
Also Add this ship for Northern Parliament
Plap plap (sodak and Richie only)
we also bury our face in agir's tits
True
Canonically I’m pretty sure you have seggs with the shipgirls
MINI SODA!!!!!!!
Might have to dive deeper into lore
there's some implications that you sleep with them
Wonder...are the children made in the factory if there are no men in Azur lane
Yes
send bache to scrapyard alive
anti-torpedo bulges to accomodate the mass driver that is laffey looking for someplace soft to lay her head
what do you call a small soda without tiny apples inside? Miniappleless minisoda
no. the background changes as you progress through stages
HOLLUP
This is Akagi since she says hehe
I did the stages years ago 
what could this possibly mean
Bunny
me the dumbsex when I open dms

I do love pizzas
Beyblade
NBA 2K
Dark souls 3
Kursk is so peak
HEYYY GET UP THERE YOUNG LADY
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The multitasker
alright vin diesel
Mid at basketball (she’d destroy me)
WE are family
Im vin serento not diesel
danza kuduro intensifies
Thanks bro
Sodak
You missed your wife

Where?
Ah
Hey dear
I dont have Musashi to cheat on her
VI would threaten him to do it
WHERE IS MY MUSASHI
Dw barb you’ll get her someday

One day
Just keep gambling till you get to exchange
Oh fuck yeah another gif that Sodak
Exchange DUMMY
Pity not reached baby
imagine no lion
Nuh uh you still bad at the game
I got you homie, kidnapped her from Nagasaki
iam gay bro
akagi is fine with sharing
Hell no she aint
But you woman? But let’s test it
Wonderful
shes more fat
I will now hug her to sleep
i love women yes
Akagi would slime you out for breathing the wrong air with another girl
More to feel
Wait. Thats not Musashi
That’s hot
Suddenly I’m a woman!!!

Bismarck

What the airball twin
THERE IS NO FLOOF

I don’t think you can recover
No way. @stiff forum get her ass
VI probably is laughing at you brush the screen
nuke sodak

Yeah this was a Reddit art I found
u cant recover either
I don’t care
FUCKING AI

And auto correct burns my roast
Why would I nuke my twin
💀
Ur auto correct is ass
Is it flat
Shut yo traffic cone faced ass up Barb😔
Holy shit it’s 3:01am
Omg chinese mommy
Built like Barb from stranger things
toly hits
The hell
It’s time to touch boobs 301 times
Season 5 was ahhh
I dont watch that
Not seems one depsixix 5 .
You don’t wanna
Too lazy to do
Waste of time to watch stranger things
here it comes
I need to go to the server infernal is in to see every pat
Musashi pat
guys come look at these new clothes I bought
looks inside
thye're literally just naked
Hottie

ZAMN
she's got a t-shirt on AND even panties
Be grateful
very crappy script wasn't it
Some girls let there shit stink canonically
Only shirt and a panties
Don’t even wear panties
Couldn’t even get to episode 3

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