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I had a fanart of grown QE and Nagato somewhere
Thats a lotta calcium in one pic
What if Elisabeth go Booba surgery
Sharing is caring
Small problem is I don't know where it is
Aw, dangit
Man I’m trying to save cubes and this game puts everything they can in this bait events
Time to whale

Lexington II took them all and if the next ur is something goated im gonna keep myself safe
Foxy
Hell Yeah
Guess ive been blessed by AL. Got Lex and York II within 9 pulls
She's so goddamn cute...
Hmm
Pluh Pluh
Me ragebaiting people on the internet and getting a call from the local police department (it's the 6th time they've called)
I do like how the children in chat keep outing themselves
yes
Waow, Harbin titties
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139666889
idk, seems ai to me
well, it is indeed ai
Ai cringe
Hmm
It's most likely AI, but we can't deny that it's delicious.
In the same way a bag of m&ms is
The fuck?
Dumbo
lmao no
Drunk Cleveland night battle with skk
anyway, here's a bunch of kids
Drunk Seattle night battle
Double healer? For what chapter?
That Amazon Prime?
event
yes
Also, that dumb saggy bimbo? Kid?
kid
I mean
not only looks
every destroyer is kid at heart, except mogador
the dude even says it is
Me when I scroll
200 San Jasinto
100 Constellation
4 Flasher
0 Guam
Yeah midador is a trashbag ik
trafalgar looks adult but yeah, she's kid at heart
just no.
Kids are cruel

kids are cruel, jack.
not that mutsuki goddamn you
Mutsuki is a wanted criminal in a 100 countries
"the source is i made it up" ahh
true
Shiroko Terror my Beloved
I have a source sir
I'm patting my flatboard battleship
imma go pat z11 because she's the goth girl i want irl
Not Fujinami?
Who?
i don't have her
z11 is the one from the kindergarten event or something?
The goth DD
Yeah, I don't the entire fucking Z's memorized
Drawn by Freng
Jk
fr though, who popularized that expired meme
even funnier when tou consider that expiration dates are just there cause random bs in the past, but the product is still safe to consume if it doesn't like... Ya know... Fucking spoiled or rotten
I presume
baby girl z11 not only good at gaming, but also cleans your ears
Used to believe when I was a dumb kid that you'll get food poisoning if you consumed food past expiration date lol
and who cares about the memes?
Expiration dates are the minimum expiration date, not the maximum. As if milk would spoil exactly the second it hits its Expiry Date
Man, I want some casual skins + that one for belfast
I wouldn't generally eat a prepackaged salad if it's anywhere near expiration date because they get worse fast
Hmm
was it at least frozen?
Remember when Destroyers are actually Destroyers and not Cruisers and Battleships larping as Destroyers?

@echo harbor 
i remember and i don't care
How the fuck does chicken expire???
those are the past
What
You mean it's fucking spoiled?
Cause its... meat
have you heard of this thing called salmonella?
i enjoy what they have back then and now
dumb blond is right lol /j
There is mold too btw
Well I'm still alive so it was ok
it might sound tasty but it's not
Praying for a littorio oath skin
Shit you get on uncooked or bitchily cooked chicken
rare chicken
how do you bitchily cook chicken
Americans eat expired fish as a challenge so I'm still not the stupidest
didn't romans literally make sauce from rotten fish?
Uhhhh cook it, except, not properly
You mean botched
fish sauce is basically old rotten fish
breast titties
actually no, that would mean it's not pretty but it works, this just kills you or makes you wish it did
We cooking breast tits now?
Well kinda
They gave us 6 days to collect 1000 pieces to unlock the rest of the event story??
they fermented the fish rather than let it rot
These guys outta their minds!!
brain tits
Absolute State of Azur Lane
work uses too much brain
Botched usually means failure
Just specifically carelessly
AYOOOOOOO
Sample it yourself
avoiding gayness is gay
insert that one video of someone avoiding the rainbow stairs
I’m gonna touch you
🇫🇷 🥖
The French have so many wives
🇺🇸 🦅
What will you do if you have the ability to make people within your sight ejaculate at your command? (Contact not required)
idk
Where are the Italian girls
with their silky smooth pale Italian legs
unfinished fleet
mmmm
Helena puking asmr
Yes please
no
asmr of your favourite cute waifus puking
Yes please
save yourself
(signs of pregnancy)
save yourself
Work harder
aight imma sleep
Imagine Hindenburg cuddle asmr
Morning
Oh dear god
bread boys mentioned
WE NEED WATER
templars by sabaton reference?
the timing is uncanny
we got a crusader
then put out the fire
ooo nice eagle
All i see is the triple gun turrets in the background
Triple 406 Supremacy
I just finally got Guam
Grats'
So someone is getting groomed in the Lexington server chat in game
O h
Id ping the mods but they are all loli lovers
And they they'd probably tell me to jump in lava or something
imagine getting groomed in a game for adults
we don't have to imagine
Ingame chat?
Bruh
They don't even have the decentcy to move it to dc?
Erm

top10 things you wish you never saw

mods here do not even have the power to do things in-game, literally the only thing to do is to report.
Shake it Musashi, shake it 
Asset crop smh
What the fuck
Man time does flies. When I started AL, roma was my first banner. Now she drop as a standard pool ship...
chat what do we think about Hakuryu in the grand 26?
Sad
I gave all my stickers to Trafalgar tho
yeah she's alright
ok cool making sure
Kaku is only appreciated by cultured commanders
Dont forget to steal her sword to make her cute and unsecure
Holy moly Sardegna Empire is getting a big upgrade, as big as when Roma arrived in war thunder lol
What do you guys think about the 2 new skins? 
they're nice, can't afford them tho
There are alot of new skins
I haven’t seen the others
yes ma'am glory to Sardegna
No l2d for the big mommy wife
I need to find the shima skin
What Shima skin there is no Shima skin
holy fuck I see why they call it skins now
because that's all I can see when I look
man idk how I feel about that
They are basically dressed to film pornos 
there's a reason for that
wait why is everyone trash reacting shimakaze, is she bad now?
it's probably the loli haters
I'm one of those
Well
- Shes a loli
- She sucks ingame since forever
She gets oneshotted in anything difficult, her cross fleet might as well not exists 
is wds better ive not kept up
what's a good replacement then if I'm only coming back after the 3rd anniversary?
lmao Ayanami Retro
Porter is extremly good
I think I have her yeah
And shes cute
it's an IJN fleet idk
Just use Ibuki 
ibuki with aug is so much damage upfront
Just farm with any girl you like and youll be fine and do op siren for gold plates
instructions unclear, using Yuudachi Retro
shima has some great post oath lines, wife material
Yuudachi rétro is good
meh
Expensive as fuck for something so mid
I've already got her maxed out it's fine
as if the cost matters
Use Ibuki
Her rétro cost is not that much
don't have Ibuki
Or you can just level a Sandy retrofit who does basically everything better then yuudachi
sandy has no underboob
I'm not looking for underboob
that's a mistake

like a good neighbor?
Yes Sandi rétro is good
Ouch that AA gun
ok so the level cap is still 125, but why am I seeing 140+ in PVP
thats people level
Player level
I could've sworn it was on a ship
lol
maybe I was just too drunk
Pvp is full of laffey2
Grey is the question emoji your most used one
I am drunk
Hello laners 
They should make a 3D turn based crosswave superior with actual gameplay like a dragon or just shut it down

Willy d good for w1?
NEWGEN
Same, oathed mushashi and she treat me well 
Rent free
I moved on from Musashi ever since Raffey was a thing
But oathed Rupprecht and she still streat me like nothing
and i like it 
kinky
When will they make Musashi angry
raff is great
That skin got me in a chokehold
she can walk over me
Rub Shinano's tummy though
raff bunny skin 
wait what, statefarm? isn't that an insurance company?
why are you dumbsex?

are these people ok? like wtf
No one is ever pleased lol
don't we know that there's a group of people that genuinely stalk game news just to react to every post with that
they auto trashcan most posts
it could be an advertisement for something and they'd still do it
there has to be
trashcan is almost always the first emote, it's wild
who wants WW2 damage reports
⑨
Ba~ka!
has to be some sort of bot cause no way they're always first
you'd think the mods would do something about that
but this do be ALO...
hi turquoise
eh I doubt they'd do anything cause if anything it's just annoying
I mean if they wanna dedicate stalking a channel to react to a new post and be annoying then they can do that
they hate boobs
I did notice the QE's Servant guy in the trash list
so that tracks 
oh yeah every post he reacts with it
They roost in the game-feedback channel, waiting for the time to strike. Which is every time for them
I muted that channel a long time ago
they hate them big and soft
must've been the
Amagi and Shinano


so far my fav of the bunch is ugolino 
Hmm
i like the cn one but i dont think i have the ship
tbh the skins this time arent that impressive but maybe its just me
I like Francesco's
very cute, very comfy
dynamic skins imo also arent that impressive
I have a question
im an l2d enjoyer nowadays
they're basically L2D-lite with the quality over the last year plus
What is the easiest way to get both enterprise and hornet in game
probably medal shop?
Enterprise is in the merit shop when CVs are the monthly option
Hornet and Hornet II are in special build
I've been trying to get both of them for the past month and it's really hard for me
there's hundreds of ships in the build pools
so getting one specific can take a lot of builds
I'm actually a fan of the USS Enterprise CV-6 the real ship
I want cute Champy skin
oh she's also in the special pool? didn't know that
Champy sleeping on a bench
Hmm
The real thing is cool. The brick we have ingame isn’t.
Hmm
True I'm just trying to get all three sister ships in game
I have big e, York 1 & 2, hornet one and two
Hmm
Hmmm
Well Hornet (Yorktown-class) is a drop for a lot of stages, along with Yorktown.
I have Yorktown I just need the galloping ghost and hornet
I also got all of the event ships except the event sub yesterday
Well and laffey 2
But that just takes time
Whompy?
It's a slow grind for me at this point I have so much gold and nothing to do with it and oil
daily OpSi
I'm about get on Al and do absolutely nothing because I can't
daily OpSi complete lol
Hmm
If I applied for a janitorial position at the Azur Lane, do you think I'd have a chance with any of the girls?

nah, they're all hella gay and only go for FemSKK
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2012631017559937253
She likes to intentionally hurt herself?
⛨An Unexpected Catch!⛨
E-examination complete... This "sick" claw machine seems to have mistaken me for a plushie... O-or did it realize how much I wanted the Commander to take me home?
RN Ugolino Vivaldi is changing into her new attire. She will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.
#AzurLane #Yostar
children gonna be dumb
You don’t like gambling?

What
She could also just be clumsy
Who said anything about her skill
I don't believe it considering she's a nurse.
Coop spotted

kelpy
Hihi

One can be clumsy AND a nurse. They're not mutually exclusive
that night gown so fire

Armpit mole
I know 100% bandaids are a kink to some people
i wouldn't call bandaids a kink
When we getting bandaid bra skin tho
im suprised we don't already have one
There are people in the world who find it hot
Never underestimate what people find hot
you have a point
Ome and Coop together
thank goodness I'm normal in my interests
...
...
🥛
no way
kelp
its the tash
Anyways yall degens hf, gtg study 
Adios
How we aint got naoya hitting choso meme for enterprise hitting zuikaku or akagi
Smol shel
Hmm

14” in real life
that's what they all say
Yeah I’m a bit of a DD gun myself
for whom the pipe falls
Print the ship next twin
hmm
Snom
SEA VEGGIE
For whom the bell tolls

INSECT
DISTINGISHED VERSION OF SLEEPY BUNNY
lots of names today lol
fuck no
My YT recommendations 20 minutes before New Years
I want to squish u like the bug u r
You stupid bitch
thats @rain valley
Hmmmm
?
Did woodleigh copy richelieu’s shell
insect called u a bitch
Why doesn’t that shell like drag?
cool, carry on
Aerodynamic
since she blocked u Im the only person she can physically listen
and she loves being called a bitch
anyways
I will play harp now
by by
dont melt
Send proof
it's a republican and hates the gender play
I’m gonna touch you
Brotha talking to a brick wall
out of all ppl u the last I would send proof ngl
he wants to touch a brick wall.
whatever sinks his boat, I guess
Whatever takes his soul I guess
That is the MOST normal you ever talked to me

shut up insect
USS Salt Lake City a true g
Eyy chat

oh hi twin
yaoi?
Snow's a woman
Sorry for pings twin
find it somewhere else
Ye
Oh oops lmao
And sour
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Can confirm
youre good twin dont worry

Ewww that’s like shipping kirishima with sodak
which reminds me
Anything is possible
u said urself that kirishima is better
And here comes the screenshot
W H A T
What does that
okay we need to burn this man at the stake
Yes I did
Cheese and choco
Did i just witness a crime?
not just a crime, a FELONY
And sticky too
To get you to say something
all my opinions and words still are sodak proof is in all of my messages twin
||i read ur message as burnt chinese and choco
||
nah
I’m in the flow state twin
this one message changes all of that
Time to rewind the Nuremberg trials
That would taste like pork
all ur opinions do NOT matter
Ew
Either that or cheap alcohol
pork is yum yum
Pork is cool
@devout bough get over here bacon
And who do the people like more me or you
Tape worms that comes with it also says yum yum in ur tummy
We got sodak and snow fighting before gta 6
I want my daily intake of protien
Sooooo
I like snow more bro

now get in the frying pan porky
speaking of opinions, thoughts on the new ships and skins?
I'm going for Francesco and her skin
and I like Chien Wu, but her base and other skin are better imo
I'll cuddle with my Champy more
I knew her longer than you
I need the yum yum
what new skins
Chien Wu is my favourite skin they've shown off
B-but..
get a load of this guy
it do be a good one
Anyway. I woke up in middle of the fucking night. So goodnight. I ma sleep
Show the new skins that EN hasn’t shown yet
I DONT SEE IT
Let bro sleep. He was awake all night
Fair enough
its atually a pretty cute skin
OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED
I see someone has reared their head again
GET OVER HERE
Well she's adorable, too bad she's only blue and not purple
need
Best skin of update
she can retrofit into purple
eh I like the chien wu skin better
she can be purple if kai
Does she want to tho
Same.
U got me for a moment
Nah thats yuri
yuri camp
Playing both teams is more fun ngl
isnt that like the same?
only lesbian for anime girls ye
retrofit
Yuri is anime lesbians. So...uh

Hi ngl
this is literally work from home wife vibes
shut up sea veggie
Uh..
Mean
Don't get me wrong I love Yuri but I still dip into the other stuff
Kelp
ah, uh...
I run both teams
Suh
Barb
I c

wtf with ppl inside
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHINESE SKONS
nah, that's for looks
pajama pants is actual wfh style
Ah yeah what a nice word skons
Moooooooods Richy is leaking documents again
no pan is wfh style
not in animes they don't
shut it
Animes are cringe
I will flay u alive someday
you ever run into that anime professor trope
But it sounds fun
that's what this is
I have something that's gonna shock you about the relation between anime and irl
Negima
many of them. others are just dumb
Richie when it comes to leaking documents about a ship from 1100 BC with info on some guy on it gooning
Whats that
chinese animes are good good
Nah
well no shit but this is a game. You ain't supposed to reflect reality into these games
Some guy gooned on some ship 900 centuries ago.
I wish my slop anime game was slightly less slop
you're the one who said wfh vibes 
anime wise bro
The world is beautiful
*sis
true
I wish for the day bro is considered unisex
you know what I mean. No one uses sis over bro
this twat, amirite?
most of the time it already is
Ik
Bro bro
ong
Fr
ok everyone
I will go to hot pot now
I will eat until I evolve
so by by
dont melt

also I will die on the hill that I am stright
a hole
lamb hot pot 
that's not supposed to be there
Butt
I am strong
Spee butt
Into yellow snow
Ur unexisten butt
u are now my sworn enemy
Spee butt is flatt
Ok date me

which one, left or right?
ofc the best choice is middle, circle
daaamn richy trying to hook up
shouldnt it be Pissingboy?
Wont work ngl
Dawg I'm telling you ya gotta try both sides
I seen u b4
Life is easier
umm
my life is easy enough
I see anime qt
I am happy
I like booba. And women. Not trying other side. Hell naw
wdym before. why do you phrase it like its rare lmao
That was a sarcastic comment
You were not supposed to answer
i get no respect around here anymore smh
Hi synd
Okay unc

ok Im go eat now
Hello Kelp 
I will come back evolved snow
Hihi
I feel like you just got rejected and that was an attempt to save face if only a little
🙏nj butt supremacy
Saratoga butt
yellow
Collection of shells I drew
Lewd
Do I spy an attempt at a topic change
why are they all standing up, try one flying shell
Very nice tho
make it yellow
Hmm
Goodnight people 
does that have any use or is it just for fun?
nice
It’s called
Being a historian
And doing research
Oh god Riche uses light mode
you know
I bet you're one of those people who gets upset about pronouns
while you throw a hissy fit over me saying I'm not a bro 
crispy chicken is better than historian
so its ur job or a hobby?
I tried to hit the back button but accidentally hit their profile and got fucking blinded
The latter
nah I could give a shit what you are but are we really going to correct something so miniscule? 
bro is like homie to me
unisex
you could be an z zer for all I care
still gonna call you a bro
I’m currently making 3D renders of WW2 damage reports
Using me models
I swear to god, I think saw you somewhere on some Reddit post 
call it what you'd like but it don't matter what pronouns someone is imma do what I do
stalker alert
Perhaps
imagine digging your feet in that hard
just because someone said they're not a bro
fragile masculinity to be a sickness
bro actually thinks im pressed over this shit 
I just got a natural potty mouth
thats not natural ever
it probably is somewhere in the world
I think he's Tryna say he calls everyone bro regardless of gender but idk I'm not reading too hard
yeah, just a weird holdup when I say I'm not a bro
like 'fyi I'm not a guy'
"omg stop supressing my right to say bro, bro!"
that kinda thing might need proof, but will trust
I don't know how to make pronoun jokes without making them sound like insults
most are tbh
the anti-pronoun crowd is hilariously uncreative
I was gonna say " A fellow Apache Attack Helicopter I see 🤝 " but it sounded insensitive
that does tend to be the go-to for like... 20 years?
more like I was saying does it really matter if I called you a bro when you a "sis"? It felt like you were trying to self insert a "erm actually 🤓 " 
Yeah..
I was trying be funny but it sounded more mean than funny
you're not very good with women, are you
I'm doing that
i am afraid they might not listen rn
People bad. Boats good.
I respect shipgirl tiddy
then stop arguing about ts
Boise bad girl
I try my best to not be mean
oh I don't think that was directed at you
But Australian humour is very different to the outside world
true, Aussies be a special kinda humour
not sure what attacking how I interact with a certain gender has to do with any of this when I act like this to everyone equally but okay
So something I can see as light hearted piss taking other people get hurt by
Even META Boise is sweet though
never
I respect those that have been torn to shreds to protect the democratic world
anyways moving on
Me a german, trying to figure out what that is

How to rizz up your AL girls “Me edition”
Bro you're digging your yourself a hole
Take them to canes ✅
canes good chicken
After that
Take them shopping
For some girls it may specify no panties or no clothes at all
Anyway
wtf
Sorry bro it’s how AL works
I just discovered a kazagumo rant account on tiktok
What do you mean “never”
After shopping you take them to a concert
Now I'm not insulting you here, but we commonly call people we love and admire " Shit C##ts " or make jokes to friends that would be considered extremely rude or mean anywhere else out of love
I like to see her ask

I'm just keepin it real brotha if I hurt someone's feelings then mb it's just how i am
well fugg me dead
Yeah now ya gettin it
he's not getting it
ion think blud is getting it
This guy
wtf
oh shit, already midnight. I need to get up at 5 am
If I typed how I spoke the mods would have my head on a stick, so I have to limit my Australian in this server and think what I'm saying 3x over
From a damage report
Had to do a double take when reading
They sprayed what on Cleopatra???
I'm Canadian
I have to physically stop myself from typing eh at the end of most sentences 
get cho ass to sleep brotha
why you still awake
Well ya cropped half the fucken report off so I couldn't tell ya
I dont get it from this gender drama so ill go back to sleep im dead drunk 
damn wish I was drunk rn
sleep is overrated. i will sleep later
I regularly go back and delete the no no C word before I hit send
I got beer and wine i have no more braincells
freedy

only thing that could make that better is wings
i see, ja
When you wake up keep drinking for another 8 hours and you'll match an Australian
Red Bull gives ya wings
or wiiings ever since they got sued 
Bird torture
I refuse to allow anyone to talk ill of any version of Boise; she is precious in all forms
muffled boise noises
I count on you guys to make me a résume on the drama cause my brain is dead
she do be a good bean
it wasn't that deep fam
just get cho ass some rest
Crocodiles are the closest living relatives to birds
and birds are the last lineage of dinosaurs
therefore crocodiles are related to dinosaurs
they do have claws and teeth
They wouldn't be the first dinosaur looking thing here
the last jurassic movie was sooooo bad
Lots of scary shit lives here
describe
Like drop bears
isnt that japan exclusive?
I mean didn't we have a huge ass looking crocodile back then for dinosaurs anyways?
forgot what the dinosaur was called but we definitely had one
Nah mate ya gotta watch yaself out in the bush and walking under trees because a drop bear could jump down onto ya face and claw the shit out of you
It wasn’t a dinosaur, but yes
Damage caused to Boise’s A turret barbette by Japanese heavy cruiser Kinugasa
so much lore
holy wall text
'Tis but a flesh wound
so an 8 inch struck a 6 inch?
dayum
An 8” shell struck the 6” armor on her barbette

boise has such nice thighs
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