al-general

[nova elm]

[errant wave]

how long does it take for the ship building coupons from event to start expiring

[nova elm]

They last for the duration of the event

So 1 week.

[errant wave]

peak im cooked

[viral matrix]

actually hold on

[errant wave]

no quick finishers

[nova elm]

Condolences

[viral matrix]

[weary trellis]

no 2 pump ending for you

[viral matrix]

say my name

[nova elm]

:[

Fuck you Las

[frank marten]

My name

[nova elm]

Gaylord1999

[frank marten]

xxXGayLord007Xx

[nova elm]

So now there's actually 3 people

I remember there being a third one but who

It's not Evan, it's not Enter

[errant wave]

its truly over no guam for me

[nova elm]

Dont worry I'm also skipping guam

[nova elm]

Totally not coping or anything

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Oh cmon you already got her

Sybau

[frank marten]

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-akashi-gif-15215011

[viral matrix]

imagine having missed out on her in '23

[nova elm]

I played and downloaded azur lane yesterday bro gimme a break

[cosmic forge]

who even is that

doesnt look like essex

[nova elm]

Hey wait a second-

Isn't this ||Fauna||?

[mossy eagle]

flora

[nova elm]

:[

[modern dew]

passingfuta

[viral matrix]

legally distinct fauna

[viral matrix]

@radiant cipher hey look its you

[stiff forum]

Ofc!

Damn didnt said kansas war crime

[viral matrix]

manjuu should add preussen to make all the fdg fans mald

[errant wave]

no

[radiant cipher]

Wtf is going on

[stiff forum]

Handover

[viral matrix]

idk, just richiestare

[weary trellis]

when a NotPassingBoy grows up:
||FailureMan||

[frank marten]

Hey at least he's at w15

[errant wave]

used all my luck on yorktown got her on 2nd pull 😭

[stiff forum]

@nova elm

[rose spire]

Richelieu with Dih

[radiant cipher]

It’s Richelieu’s launch day today

[stable plank]

ok. the francis carlos skin is pretty nice. though the chair or her size seem a bit off

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-skeleton-shield-banging-shield-bashing-gif-2508767276914674250

Columbina!

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/columbina-sandrone-genshin-impact-tiredamityyt-meme-gif-14532979285771849513

[stiff forum]

Thats bread

[rose spire]

Chair?

[rose spire]

No, French dih.

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/snuffy-vtuber-raccoon-girl-donut-gif-20666831

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/noragami-yato-money-slap-cash-gif-17868117

[rose spire]

What am I looking at

[frank marten]

An ancient relic

[silver lava]

I’m fighting for it, 250 wisdom cubes in. 0 fuel, 0 coins, just moral

[ivory bridge]

Idk

[nocturne ether]

azuma is less milf and more wife

though you can make her a milf

[restive wing]

What if less mommy and more mommy?

[silver lava]

I did get Constellation though!

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Who cares Azuma is hot

[nocturne ether]

yes

indeed

[ivory bridge]

Her face looks a bit like Atago

[rose spire]

That chair looks like a pillow

[fresh tide]

do i not get exp for research ships when they're not fully limit broken AND at their level cap (70, 80 or 90?)

[stable plank]

maybe its just that the chair is for your average american and very very wide

[runic abyss]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

[rose spire]

I mean I guess so

[stable plank]

its a weird loveseat i guess. i thought it was a chair with a cover over it

[nocturne ether]

she is a doggo

but I think she looks different

[restive wing]

How beautiful

How cute

[ivory bridge]

Her face looks a bit like Atago

[rose spire]

More oumi

[stable plank]

the expressions tell me her personality might just be sex. we shall see. but i like the skin quite a bit

[rose spire]

Yes

[frank marten]

Yes

[stable plank]

Yes

[frank marten]

More sex for sex lane

[ivory bridge]

What kind of expressions are these

[nocturne ether]

everyone likes azuma... if you don't:

[modern yoke]

Remembering my edits

[ivory bridge]

Especially these

[nocturne ether]

cute

[frank marten]

You don't bite your own shirt with pleasure?

[runic abyss]

listening to the song brings back memories

[ivory bridge]

Who does that

[frank marten]

~~Me when I watching good Yuri story ofc ~~

[modern yoke]

Naruto shippuden

[frank marten]

[ivory bridge]

Who does that

[runic abyss]

we do not talk about 'that' though

[modern yoke]

@torn aspen what do you think

[modern yoke]

[frank marten]

What ship is in the newspaper

[nocturne ether]

also this azuma skin is how you make a skin that isn't revealing but hella hot

[rose spire]

This is true btw

[frank marten]

Oh it just Azuma herself

[nocturne ether]

but in one of her l2d animations she spreads her legs open so

but honestly very good balance

[restive wing]

Spread on her what

[nocturne ether]

she literally spreads open her legs

no joke

[stable plank]

chien wu

[nocturne ether]

new skin oo

[stable plank]

posted 1 minute ago as i was checking other announcements

[runic abyss]

is this on bilibili?

[vital basalt]

no, from X

[runic abyss]

i see

[stable plank]

bird app

[restive wing]

Oh uh look like azuma she is gonna claim on you

[ivory bridge]

What are her intentions

[nocturne ether]

also hood

[stable plank]

where the hood at?

[stable plank]

youre in danger

[ivory bridge]

Why

Am I having children

[stable plank]

[nocturne ether]

marry and reproduce

just as shinzo abe intended

[ivory bridge]

No

[nocturne ether]

the curves is insane

[timid yacht]

Amagi ex boss chart

[frank marten]

[blissful oxide]

e

[nocturne ether]

more hood

[timid yacht]

Nvm I'm dumb

[frank marten]

Whoa

Must slap da cake

[blissful oxide]

theres multiple cakes

[rose spire]

I love hood’s cake

[timid yacht]

Which cake

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-umamusume-mask-off-turn-around-turn-gif-3202483504109883076

[frank marten]

I have 2 hands one for each cakes

[timid yacht]

Ok nvm I got it now

[restive wing]

Hmmmm mogodoro

Hmmmm

[stable plank]

holy shit two cakes

[timid yacht]

Momgador

[rose spire]

Mogador mogs your favourite verse

[blissful oxide]

🤯

[rustic sapphire]

Silly and horny

[analog crypt]

Me when I'm uh... Uhhhhh... Hi

[restive wing]

How cute

[frank marten]

[analog crypt]

My boobs hurt just looking at this :(

[stable plank]

traf is pretty nice. shes not french right?

[sinful vapor]

[stable plank]

oh no bro

[rustic sapphire]

Something got deleted

[rose spire]

What got deleted

[analog crypt]

Art

[nocturne ether]

get soneone to hold them for you

[austere mesa]

french royal knight

[rose spire]

Hmmmm art

[rustic sapphire]

Probably fat anime tiddies

[frank marten]

Is something good got deleted

[analog crypt]

lol I just broke up with my ex, I'm good

[frank marten]

[stable plank]

[nocturne ether]

I deleted it... didn't notice that there might have been cameltoe

[analog crypt]

I'm just gonna play more game

[nocturne ether]

[frank marten]

Coward

[austere mesa]

only camel or toe

[nocturne ether]

hi good

[analog crypt]

Damnit

Hi Dad

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-5837147549451255056

[modern moon]

Horny purple french girl

[blissful oxide]

poor ex

[frank marten]

[stable plank]

[rustic sapphire]

[analog crypt]

lol we just went to a concert together after the breakup, it's fine

[blissful oxide]

o

[analog crypt]

Peak

[modern moon]

So does it mean we pay child support?

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/kotori-kotori-itsuka-itsuka-kotori-date-a-live-kotori-spirit-pledge-gif-13383277027769397716

[analog crypt]

Never

[austere mesa]

pineapple pizza supremacy

[rose spire]

Bury the Pasta

[analog crypt]

I didn't realize that was AI gross

[torn aspen]

....

[analog crypt]

Deleting bc AI slop

[rose spire]

[frank marten]

[analog crypt]

Spee gay

[nocturne ether]

napoli is based for liking pineapple on pizza

[analog crypt]

I just like pizza

[silver lava]

[rose spire]

Make sure not to eat petrol

[silver lava]

Did that today, it’s not fun

[frank marten]

Pineapple on pizza is delicious tho

[rose spire]

Why?

[analog crypt]

Done it at work, 0/10

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-milk-dip-gif-22804041

[nocturne ether]

maid zeven

[stable plank]

spee is very cool

[rose spire]

Bruh why 0/10?

[silver lava]

Friend had a really stuck oil plug that I dealt with. I got it off and she sprayed me good.

[weary trellis]

pantsu

[restive wing]

Pineapple on pizza? oh great Zani her favorite

[analog crypt]

It's nasty

[analog crypt]

Have fun

[rose spire]

How unfortunate

[austere mesa]

funny enough got an ex-colleague who used to do that lol

[blissful oxide]

de zeven provincien

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/laffey-azur-lane-drink-gif-23342326

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-laffey-azur-lane-gif-8386012503911929705

[waxen field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753740884234993686/1403950535446499391/Essex_Lem_Nom.gif

[modern yoke]

I change song 8th anniversary use opening Naruto

[blissful oxide]

overwork food?

[weary trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1354460552004374629/Doro_dRINK_cOKE1000.gif

[torn aspen]

[restive wing]

Amagi no! She is stuck on bottle

[analog crypt]

Does anyone have the oughhhh sticker

[blissful oxide]

yes

[analog crypt]

I desperately need it

[stable plank]

no i just have the lamp sticker

[weary trellis]

is this a ship in a bottle or the figure in a jar?

[waxen field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1247672403241468004/Sex_Argumentnocap.gif

[rose spire]

What did you do to her

[nocturne ether]

yes

[analog crypt]

Oughhhh with the Torps going up

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[analog crypt]

Me fr

[rustic sapphire]

[modern yoke]

[restive wing]

What funny thing i can't stop laughing is formi she is still heavy

[torn aspen]

8th anniversary sing music opening?

[waxen field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697475157739962509/1322420083884298310/essex4x.gif

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/singing-gif-26376828

[analog crypt]

She's so real for that

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-segs-brick-gif-27311410

[rose spire]

Uh….

[rose spire]

Bully the sex

[analog crypt]

Protect smol

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532190

[rustic sapphire]

[modern yoke]

Yeah...just a few things were removed that I edited to fit the music.

[analog crypt]

Chat would you rather have Warframe music stuck in your head or Destiny 2 music

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/mornye-wuthering-waves-wuwa-peak-presentation-gif-9204201670101280499

What

[rose spire]

Like the sex

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532190

[torn aspen]

Bruh

[rustic sapphire]

This conversation is going nowhere

[weary trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1182226139175985213/musshi-and-shina-for-president.gif?ex=6583ece4&is=657177e4&hm=c8d7255a5c463eef2137b31226e94bb08cc1056930ea28c8c222cd0a0c447895&

[modern moon]

There's so much essex

[nocturne ether]

invaded by essex

[frank marten]

Because sex is good

[analog crypt]

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-essex-cute-adorable-gif-14816170

[restive wing]

I can't stop laugh about formi she is still heavy

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-meme-big-brain-big-brain-meme-big-brain-time-gif-2441110471562975014

[analog crypt]

She's best girl

[nocturne ether]

always will be

[modern yoke]

Hehe...that's just my idea lmao

[restive wing]

How to be essex in first place
Step one sex

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-cinderella-gray-oguri-cap-gif-9580092192254010059

[frank marten]

[analog crypt]

Sex isn't real

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-essex-azur-lane-untitled-goose-game-flower-boy-gif-25171303

[restive wing]

Beautiful

[analog crypt]

Good God

[rustic sapphire]

The tiddie

[analog crypt]

She could feed a small village

[rustic sapphire]

Everyone in the chat

[nocturne ether]

gotta put on the power armour chkalov made first

[restive wing]

She want uppie but i don't know if she is heavy

[analog crypt]

It's true that's what I am

[gloomy plinth]

Help someone give me reasons to like unicorn rq so I can cope about using her despite not liking her design

[rustic sapphire]

The back pain

[frank marten]

This one?

[analog crypt]

She's baby

[nocturne ether]

yes

[analog crypt]

First thought every time man

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Uh best healer? Or use cowpens if you got her

[gloomy plinth]

[nocturne ether]

just use perseus

[rustic sapphire]

Perseus op

Always nuke the screen

[frank marten]

Perseus is strong

[rose spire]

Cowpens is hot

[rustic sapphire]

Lion + perseus = auto clean op siren

[frank marten]

Like the strongest healer in game

[gloomy plinth]

I started the game like 2 days ago, I don’t wanna use her cuz her design looks meh

Praying for cowpens/perseus ig might be play…

[cosmic forge]

for long term cowpens is way better than perseus

[analog crypt]

Ugh I still haven't bothered with opsi very much

[nocturne ether]

she is meh but a good healer

[cosmic forge]

for easy stuff perseus is op

[nocturne ether]

go do opsi, then you can make stuff in gear lab

[analog crypt]

How hard is it with outdated ships at 110

[rustic sapphire]

You realy should to get gold upgrade plates

[frank marten]

And farm gold plates too

[nocturne ether]

the normal stuff ain't that hard

[analog crypt]

Ight

[nocturne ether]

just don't go to the weird stages

[analog crypt]

Sounds good

[rustic sapphire]

Op siren is not hard at all it just take time

[analog crypt]

I have a fleet of maxed out girls so it can't be that bad right

[frank marten]

The werid stages?

[nocturne ether]

I just use 1 fleet to clear normal opsi stuff lol, just gktta have a healer in the fleet

[rustic sapphire]

True

[nocturne ether]

yeah like strongholds and whatnot

[analog crypt]

Makes sense

Good night chat, have a good one

[gloomy plinth]

I forgot to say this but uhh

Counterpoint, babies suck

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Goodnight

[rustic sapphire]

Also dont forget to use request recon everytime so you can clean on auto

I wasnt aware of it and cleaning on manual is a PAIN

[mossy rampart]

Y'all never gonna guess who's bps I'm going for

[frank marten]

That is a lot of unused oil

Please consider to donate to me

[rose spire]

Prob a shipgirl

Just a thought tho

(Easy it’s gouden leeuw)

[mossy rampart]

Okay this man's good

[rose spire]

Ty

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-syria-oil-country-balls-country-balls2019-gif-14895461

[frank marten]

I will willingly to make a deal with a demon

Just for the oil

[silver lava]

About ready to kidnap a South American dictator for some oil

[mossy rampart]

I have so much that if I got coin in exchange for giving you oil I would

[frank marten]

I don't even have coin left

[silver lava]

Trying to get Guam?

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gaming-cry-sad-tears-gif-16607442

[rose spire]

I need 1 more Laffey II till I can mlb her

[mossy rampart]

I intentionally got a second Guam

[silver lava]

Feel you

[vagrant coyote]

WHO IS THIS, WHY IS SHE REGISTERED AS MY WIFE

[frank marten]

No

[silver lava]

I’ve gotten 6 Warspites and no Guam

[frank marten]

Our wife

[cyan idol]

guys do you have guide for world 15?

[vagrant coyote]

oh it's the ballerina

[austere mesa]

ngl it looks like halford skin

[runic abyss]

she looks cute

[mossy rampart]

Fuwawa Sista?

[vagrant coyote]

she looks cuter

[frank marten]

You nees AA, a lot of AA

[vagrant coyote]

GOTH GIRL RULE THE WORLD

[runic abyss]

GIVE US A CASUAL UvH SKIN MANJUU!

[frank marten]

Oh and heal too

[silver lava]

That looks really cold

[runic abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[cyan idol]

ok noted, ill be back if im stuck

[frank marten]

#gameplay-help can help you if you have a problem

[modest edge]

Raw

[modest edge]

[modern moon]

General chat ded lol

[mossy rampart]

It do be like that sometimes

[umbral stone]

tits and tiddies

[agile silo]

What in the FUCK fid he SAY

[runic abyss]

there are even more WILD comments in other servers its not just that one

though it is fucking funny

[viral matrix]

average al comment

[stable plank]

very tame comment compared to things ive seen said in this server

[runic abyss]

yup

[rose spire]

I can’t imagine Cowpens one

[runic abyss]

its still tame

[gloomy plinth]

I think on the first day of opening the game I see in (I think in the world chat thingy) people were just debating liking milfs or being pdf…

[runic abyss]

oh and dont forget that each comment section on ships are different in each server

[weary trellis]

Lolidestroyer comment on Shimakaze has been deleted from Sandy server

[viral matrix]

was it really that bad

[weary trellis]

basically he was gooning on shimakaze

[viral matrix]

whats the chances that guy is either on the epstein list or on a national sex offender registry

[runic abyss]

fuck that sucks

[ember spindle]

wdym sucks
delete the fucker from society too, policing a comments section in a mobile game isn't enough

[weary trellis]

the thing was his comment stayed there for 1-2years

[runic abyss]

yeah but its also quite funny

[rose spire]

Uh what are we talking about…

[runic abyss]

im still bewildered on how long that lasted and how WILD it was

[weary trellis]

gooner comments on ships pages in game

[mental swift]

everyday I'm shufflin

[ember spindle]

[rose spire]

Oh ew

[rose spire]

Uh cool ig😭

[late shale]

Uh huh

[mental swift]

why you crine

[rose spire]

I’m not Crine

[weary trellis]

ou crime

[mental swift]

why you crying

[viral matrix]

i mean hey, if this were blue archive they would've done nothing about it

[rose spire]

Because I am

[mental swift]

You have both lexi2 and guam

Whats bothering you

[ember spindle]

oh ba doesn't have in-game comments sections or global chat
thank fuck it doesn't 💀

[valid wigeon]

Got Enterpise on my Mobile account lets go

[viral matrix]

they dont need it, remember the steam discussion board?

ever since ba launched on steam, its been akin to chernobyl

[ember spindle]

i do not know what goes on in that shithole and i wish not to know

[valid wigeon]

Hail to the Chief and President Of the United Eagle Republic

[viral matrix]

blue archive also got region locked before even releasing on steam

[valid wigeon]

If Azur lane was The Fire Rises.

The Eagle Constitutional Republic

[modern moon]

God bless eagle union!

[valid wigeon]

WE WILL MAKE THE EAGLE UNION GREAT AGAIN

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/clorinde-gif-15029436582289594436

[valid wigeon]

Clorinde

That button about to go nuclear

[edgy folio]

1 month of hard stages rng later. I'm in tears

[tawdry heath]

hello there

[valid wigeon]

OIL GIVE IT TO HER, THE DIESEL OIL

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455154347389354121/20251228_150525.gif

[mental swift]

Do you have 400+ ships in your main

[edgy folio]

she's the first ship I got that as a noob, gave me that "there's so much stuff flying everywhere, what a lovely chaotic mess" vibe

[viral matrix]

yeah i would throw her off a cliff with no hesitation

[mental swift]

love the doggo

[valid wigeon]

Nah my mobile is my main

I connect My Mobile discord to PC

[mental swift]

So how many ships do you have

[valid wigeon]

I dont count but i retire alot of Common ships

[mental swift]

Me too bro me too

[mental swift]

I got like 240 smth ships

[mental swift]

Do you have any ultra rares

[tawdry heath]

Warspite

[valid wigeon]

I got some but idk how to say their names

[mental swift]

Which ones

[mental swift]

Just send a screenshot like this

[valid wigeon]

Got you son.

Yeah my rng Pretty bad

[austere mesa]

just keep playing you will get them all eventually

[devout bough]

Peak skin

And it's animation only

[umbral stone]

understandable dress choice at home

[devout bough]

I love casual skins aaaaaaaaahhhhh

What is she called in EN

Tien Wu or Chien Wu or something

Oh it is Chien Wu

One of my favourite dragon boats

[agile silo]

Laffey Flappy

[rose spire]

Yes indeed

[devout bough]

Love me a good seamstress wife

[rose spire]

That swimsuit tho def does a lil sum

[devout bough]

They don't make skins like these no more

Back when designs were actually designed and not just strings over nipples

Smh my head

[trim gyro]

I like strings over nipples, only thing better is strings not over nipples

[devout bough]

I like super lewd skins, in fact i buy them a lot

But i prefer base outfit to be at least

Outfits

What happened to functional garments

[shut crane]

isn't she at work

looks like a seamstress/designer

[rose spire]

I want a shipgirl with another cool design like Odin That outfit was fire especially with the guns looked so tuff

[viscid nest]

prob easier to change into and out of cloths

[trim gyro]

my dress code for shipgirls is anything or nothing, we'll have some fun either way

[shut crane]

either way, she nice and thicc

and very tummylicious

[merry robin]

Still did not get her. This event hard mode is hard

[terse oxide]

Gonner era. Too goon or not to goon

[proper steppe]

[shut crane]

goon, always goon

[merry robin]

Goon to floof

[rose spire]

Boobs

[merry robin]

Willtell send floof

[devout bough]

Being fashionable is hot

[shut crane]

floof, always floof

[terse oxide]

Then pay with your cum

[merry robin]

[shut crane]

today we will appreciate the blonde floof

[merry robin]

Mid floof

I want big floof

[rose spire]

Hot floof coming your way!!!

Amagi🤤🤤

[echo harbor]

I will headpat her

[ember spindle]

[merry robin]

Mamagi

[echo harbor]

And I will make her a mother

[ember spindle]

wait PUT THE SMALLER FLOOF IN THE BIGGER FLOOF'S FLOOF

[rose spire]

She’s my girl btw

[ember spindle]

100% MORE FLOOF PER FLOOF

[rose spire]

My wife no you won’t

[echo harbor]

NTR time

[ember spindle]

[merry robin]

uncapped

[rose spire]

No.

Ew

[echo harbor]

Yes

[rose spire]

No.

[echo harbor]

Yes

[merry robin]

U already ntred Biscuit with Lion

[rose spire]

No.

[rose spire]

Uh no 2 wives at the same time isn’t bad they agree with it

[echo harbor]

Too late

[merry robin]

Okay

[rose spire]

That’s it.

[ember spindle]

i wonder how much harder this game goes when the player is polyamorous irl

[merry robin]

I will soon have two Yamato class ships in my fleet.

[echo harbor]

Come at me, bro

[rose spire]

Where is the third?

[merry robin]

Uh...i doubt anyone here actually has two waifus

[merry robin]

Yamato not released yet

[rose spire]

That’s it, I’m retiring your favorite shipgirl who is it?

[merry robin]

Dreadnought?

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

yeah

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-laugh-gif-907193105185302162

[agile silo]

P E R L I C A

[merry robin]

Arknights referencing Arknights

Or

[nova elm]

Goodu Mornin

[nova elm]

Yamato fans 2026 will finally get her guys dw

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-od-copium-overdose-overdose-twitch-gif-9006779378751968406

[modern yoke]

We walk the talk not only talk to the talk

[nova elm]

19 Million Jobs

[ember spindle]

a pr "wave" consisting of just yamato with an OBSCENE xp grind would go very hard

[modern yoke]

Nuh uh...

Forget those words again

[nova elm]

Yuuh, 2026 19 Million jobs and sawit as forests

Yup

[rose spire]

Coping at its peak

[nova elm]

[nova elm]

OMG GUYS MUSASHI IS PERMA!

IS THIS A SIGN THAT YAMATO IS GONNA BE RELEASED?!?!

[rose spire]

Iowa dropping soon

[molten fractal]

I hate working

[valid wigeon]

Did someone Need a dose of lion

[viral matrix]

nah bro, they'll drop aki and shikishima before that happens

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[valid wigeon]

I got you son.

[rose spire]

Ty

https://tenor.com/view/snake-mgs-mgs3-metal-gear-solid-che-gif-793405683592836141

[full meteor]

Why can't I see the new ship on phone or computer

[viscid nest]

tweet broke didnt show up

[rose spire]

This what she looks like

Cool axe tho

[tired crown]

She should murm herself now

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-murmansk-gif-22377380

[full meteor]

Holy that is.... something. Reminds me of last years halloween skins

[ember spindle]

[merry robin]

Yamato before gta6 is crazy

[rose spire]

We have a better chance of getting Iowa then Yamato ngl

[merry robin]

Who is ts guy?

[viral matrix]

manjuu will give us every yamato-adjacent ship before yamato

calling it now

[viral matrix]

el presidente

totally

[merry robin]

Why not le presidente

[valid wigeon]

Add this to the next update

[modest edge]

Thats not how masculine conjugation works

[ember spindle]

are there even yamato-adjacent ships beyond musashi and shinano? and surely they'd have been added to wows already?

[modest edge]

Baller

[valid wigeon]

The Novgorod

[viral matrix]

aside musashi and shinano, theres aki and shikishima

[ember spindle]

millennium falcon

[merry robin]

I thinkt here were only three Yamato class or type ships

[ember spindle]

[modest edge]

Yo you know ts means this shit right

[viral matrix]

aki basically just yamato and shinano smashed together while shikishima is a up armored yamato with 510mm guns

[ember spindle]

wait does kashino count

[rose spire]

I’ve never heard of aki before

[viral matrix]

yamato bbv

[merry robin]

Thought its a this but shortened.

[modest edge]

Nah

[rose spire]

Wym?

[merry robin]

what

[modest edge]

Like an acronym

[merry robin]

Got it

[viral matrix]

this is aki

yamato front, bbv rear

[ember spindle]

[valid wigeon]

Holy.

[rose spire]

Is this an actual ship?

[modest edge]

Type shit

[rose spire]

That existed?

[viral matrix]

in wows

not irl

[rose spire]

Yeah thought so

Does look good tho

[modest edge]

Just letting you know cuz most people read ts and think this shit lol

[brittle geyser]

this culda been shinano if some1 in japan was crazy enough

[violet panther]

If Archemedis investigation on Yamato class didn't happened

[nova elm]

Behold the engineers who Retrofitted Yamashiro

And Ise

[brittle geyser]

yes

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/bandit-albion-pejuang-rupiah-bersiaplah-bandit-gif-8179411340220486469

[brittle geyser]

perhaps it wouldent of been sunk on its first voyage if it looked like this

[nova elm]

(ignore the text, it just means ready)

[rose spire]

Boobs

[violet panther]

During North Carolina-class development, there was similar scheme

[nova elm]

The humble American submarine does not care about their fat ass

[silver lava]

USS Archerfish approves of this message

[violet panther]

And Archerfiahh didn't care if Shinano was ordered to relocate against her captain's will

[nova elm]

Yeeyee ass ship you got there, eat my torps

-Gigachad Archerfish

[rose spire]

Did someone say fatass?

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

She’s got it

[violet panther]

Nor did Archerfish knew that Shinano's watertight system wasn't finished

[viral matrix]

she needs to loose some weight then

[silver lava]

You know, USS Barb with her rocket launcher would be an amazing SR with special gear.

[ivory bridge]

TB Chibi

[normal comet]

Cowpens being the same with kashino in tits
but none defeat nj ass

[nova elm]

Hi TB!!! You're so cute omfg

[lost notch]

Do yall think implacable gonna get a skin this year....

[nova elm]

Imma kidnap you now

[normal comet]

ask infernal

[rose spire]

But she doesn’t need to lose weight in her ass

[nova elm]

@pastel oracle

[rose spire]

SIRENS ARE GOOD

[nova elm]

The all knowing one

[ivory bridge]

Very cute

[valid wigeon]

Also for Sandrone lovers? Shes dead

[rose spire]

Hello infernal

[radiant cipher]

Donald

[pastel oracle]

I have seen the future, she will get one

[rose spire]

All knowing I see

[pastel oracle]

[nova elm]

Ooo Great infernal one I thank thee

[normal comet]

o great infernal, do golden hind going to get skin too this year?

[nova elm]

All hail great infernal

[rose spire]

Bisko and lion pat

[pastel oracle]

I have seen the future it is possible

[lost notch]

😭 hope so to and they better not make it normal skin or dymanic...

[nova elm]

All hail Infernal

[rose spire]

[silver lava]

[normal comet]

[rose spire]

All knowing infernal will enterprise get a UR version?

🥹

[pastel oracle]

It is not unlikely

[lost notch]

It be dope to if imp gets a oath skin 🔥

[rose spire]

THATS GOOD ENOUGH YEAHHH

[ivory bridge]

Omg it's Donald Trump

[silver lava]

Isn’t it more likely for her to get META?

[normal comet]

Enty already got code g

[valid wigeon]

Thats just sad.

[nova elm]

Hell yeah

[normal comet]

my wife already got l2d bride skin

[rose spire]

And who is that?

[nova elm]

SHUTTUP!! SHES NOT DEAD!! SHES GONNA BE REINCARNATED I SWEAR

[rose spire]

Enterprise meta playable when? (except for the event)

[silver lava]

I just want my California retrofit

[ivory bridge]

No

[nova elm]

IM NOT CRYING NOR COPING IK SHES GONNA COME BACK

[valid wigeon]

Am sorry son. She got shanked by Dottore

[nova elm]

NO SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-cat-crying-cat-cry-why-gif-27571714

[modern moon]

Donald Trump you play azur lane?

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244296452075819061/1405202729340637219/golden_hind_azur_lane_drawn_by_ame_uten_cancel__9cf54673b8e5f9dce5a0f8060c9c7a18.png?ex=696c4b46&is=696af9c6&hm=2c8830de201d93cbf2fd80c63a7e2ff7eef5182d4aac1617e02c8fd5573e79a7&

[mental swift]

Donald Trump is filipino

So sure

[normal comet]

The one and only

[violet panther]

give up, and let her rip. for sometimes

[nova elm]

Where do you think he got the idea for the Golden Fleet

[rose spire]

Even the prettiest things die a ugly death

[rose spire]

Hm

[silver lava]

What’s with the tentacles

[normal comet]

uhh tempest

[rose spire]

Tempesta girls are freaky

[silver lava]

O h

[rose spire]

CATTTTTT

[normal comet]

I alone am the freaky one

[rose spire]

Why cat crying?

[viral matrix]

whys he so sad

[rose spire]

Proof?

[radiant cipher]

Booped the snoot

[silver lava]

I didn’t notice the fucking cat

I choked on my drink Holly

[normal comet]

Well, liking golden hind not enough proof?

[rose spire]

Fair fair

[agile silo]

Mama Fred

[normal comet]

i can show you more if you come to my room

[mental swift]

FRED BUNNY UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[nova elm]

Hii Francesco!!!

[normal comet]

Her hair similar to yoohee noona

[frank marten]

Booba

[nova elm]

@rose spire

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

THE JIGGLE PHYSICS

OHHHHHH

[modern moon]

I should join the PH navy so the government pays my college

[rose spire]

[nova elm]

Yo Siv wtf is happening in #lil-enterprise-general?

[nova elm]

Congratulations

[frank marten]

What happened?

[nova elm]

You're gonna serve on a dinghy

[nova elm]

Idk seems kinda loud

[viral matrix]

krill yourself

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Why is little enty more alive then this general

[normal comet]

new player

[nova elm]

Knowing them it's either RP/Arguments

[normal comet]

lmao

[frank marten]

"Bismarck biggest fan" has Lion as pfp??????? Wah

[normal comet]

cheating on her

[nova elm]

You wanna know the best part?

[viral matrix]

the contradiction goes crazy

kms fanboy but then sleeps with the royal navy

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Oh nooo

[nova elm]

Unlike me! I screw both Shipgirls and Sirens alike

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[radiant cipher]

Kansas is so hot

[rose spire]

SHUT UP NOTPASSINGBOY

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Bubies

[nova elm]

SIR YES SIR MORE PULVI ON THE WAY SIR!

[nova elm]

Teehee

[rose spire]

Yeah I went in there and got flashed by hood

[nova elm]

What

[normal comet]

Daamn

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Yes.

[normal comet]

Agir got some moves

[rose spire]

Nothing

[nova elm]

WHERE

[rose spire]

Heh not telling

[modern moon]

Yeah then I get out role on navigation department

[rose spire]

But I can ping you to the message

[nova elm]

Oh yeah no

Nooo i saw thar

[frank marten]

Dahell

[nova elm]

Pargoy lmao

[modern yoke]

Twerking

[nova elm]

They're doing CPR with kewer kewer

[modern yoke]

Miskin dan kaya ayo kewer kewer

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hoeing-meme-farming-wolf-children-gif-16498908

[modern yoke]

[tacit crypt]

fr

[nova elm]

Tua dan muda ayo kewer kewer~

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/habib-rizieq-habibi-gif-23840409

[nova elm]

Chat so peaceful I could type while eating fr fr

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Yummy delicious demon eggs

[rose spire]

Food

Why they demon?

[nova elm]

Food

[nova elm]

I fucked up scrambling the boiled egg

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-eat-eating-gif-6770234904401320070

[radiant cipher]

What chat feels like sometimes

[rose spire]

How?

[oblique dove]

You can post in #food

[nova elm]

Fr fr

[rose spire]

Ty you too

[nova elm]

Oh shit forgot that exist... It's already ½ eaten...

[oblique dove]

Looks good

[rose spire]

Forgot about that

[frank marten]

we have a channel for food too?

[nova elm]

Imma post my breakfast tommorow

[nova elm]

Food

[rose spire]

What’s your breakfast?

[stiff forum]

What it's for

[nova elm]

Food

[frank marten]

Food

[stiff forum]

Making people hungry?

Imagine homeless

[nova elm]

Planning to make uhh Egg sandwich

[modern moon]

Guys what do I say to the enlisted member why I want to join the navy

[nova elm]

More or less

[frank marten]

Yeah I shouldn't take a look at it

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-genshin-cooking-yae-miko-funny-gif-4413183055050946569

[frank marten]

Now im hungry

[nova elm]

"Sir I would like to enlist to the navy"

[stiff forum]

No no

[nova elm]

Oh?

[stiff forum]

Tf

[rose spire]

Give me

[nova elm]

Is this photobait?

[stiff forum]

Do NOT

LET HER COOK

[frank marten]

No go away

[oblique dove]

Same goes with madam herta

[nova elm]

Id eat whatever she cooks even if it's the last thing I do

[modern moon]

I have an answer "I play azur lane and I want to join the Navy because the Shipgirls make me want to."

[stiff forum]

First bite will feel like heaven

[nova elm]

I must taste every corner of the world!

[stiff forum]

second bite will take u there

[nova elm]

YES!

PERFECT SON!

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

Type “I play a game based on ships with big boobs” they’ll accept

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-herta-explosion-hsr-honkai-star-rail-hoyoverse-gif-9387986279666557436

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Why she do that?

[frank marten]

Watisshecooking

[stiff forum]

Witch

[frank marten]

Oh

[heady pawn]

Less than 1k for dealing with the Chinese "fishing" boats regularly?

[oblique dove]

I don't know I think she's trying to make a cake

[nova elm]

I didn't know Blue Cheese was that powerful!

[violet panther]

when her clanker-kurus mistook ancient artifact as a cheese

[modern moon]

Do real Navy even know azur lane or they'll just accept because you like ships with guns and want to shoot those guns

[rose spire]

I never made a cake but I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to put 3 cheeses and a blue cheese..

[nova elm]

How do you thing cheesecakes are made out of?

[nova elm]

Hi gobbla

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/escoffier-effie-genshin-impact-varesa-iansan-gif-4856774296523116319

[frank marten]

From cheese duh

[rose spire]

ay I’m sure some daily people here can enter the navy with a couple questions

[rose spire]

Uhhhhhh eggs

[nova elm]

Dummy

[heady pawn]

The US Navy definitely knows because of the party aboard Iowa

[rose spire]

I’m not dummy just under leveled

[nova elm]

Yummy in belly

[frank marten]

Skill issue

[nova elm]

Eepy time

[modern moon]

The fact I'm going to enlist in the Navy because a game of girls who are ships with some big boobs and some small and they go fight alien girls because of some blue cube called wisdom cube

[frank marten]

At 19:34 ??

[stiff forum]

hm

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-plush-fat-kasane-teto-plush-gif-7980481002193336825

[rose spire]

It’s 11:35pm

[nova elm]

Oh yeah I forgot I havent done dailies

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-bald-explosion-explode-gif-6656963363388285940

Teto baldddf

[rose spire]

I believe in you just don’t admit you play it unless someone else does

[modern moon]

What about the Philippine Navy? Do they even know what the actual fuck is azur lane?

[nova elm]

@oblique dove does Milk count as #food?

[heady pawn]

Liquid food, so yes

[nova elm]

Liquid food

[frank marten]

That mean beer is a food too

[rose spire]

Ask cowpens

[violet panther]

< also count as food

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-laffey-azur-lane-gif-8386012503911929705

[gentle cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kashino-azur-lane-1

[heady pawn]

Only during emergency

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-gif-17255481135427873625

[nova elm]

Aight done

[nova elm]

SOUP

[modern moon]

I should just show them some gameplay they'll definitely think of accepting me after seeing human Shipgirls with giant boobs would allow me to join lmao

[oblique dove]

[frank marten]

Show em da booba

[rose spire]

They’ll start playing it too

[nova elm]

Honestly

Anime girl propaganda is an effective tool.

[violet panther]

they will shove u to same months of arduous training as others, until u could prove extra-motivated by shipgirls

[modern yoke]

No mog

[frank marten]

No must Mog

[meager haven]

30 medals

[heady pawn]

Show them Bataan
You'll get approved instantly

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/mogador-azur-lane-meme-i-love-my-beloved-gif-42135032059332

Found this

[frank marten]

Good

More Mog

[nova elm]

Mogmaxxing

[frank marten]

For my collection

[modern yoke]

Ohh shit not good

[nova elm]

Actually do I collect French girls

Brb

[frank marten]

Ya should

[nova elm]

No.. only folders are Random, Essex, Royal

Cute.

[rose spire]

“I don’t like Azur lane”

Translating🔄

“I’m gay and don’t like boobs”

[rose spire]

Richelieu with French dih

[brittle geyser]

Richelieu futa edition

[nova elm]

Sir the baguette is rising!

[frank marten]

Just one ? nah i have more

[low musk]

Hi chat

[frank marten]

Mut eat da car

[rose spire]

Yes.

[rose spire]

Oops.

[nova elm]

CAR!

Wait wrong pic

[frank marten]

Wat pic

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-rub-pet-head-pat-well-done-gif-5865745561533105546

Would pat

[frank marten]

Would eat

[nova elm]

Carballism

[nova elm]

It's like that one AAAA meme

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-meme-gif-20880973

[rose spire]

Eat cat

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fried-cat-gif-25713807

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/seiyuucorner/status/2012178033848012955?s=20

Seiyuu Corner (@seiyuucorner)

Happy birthday Reina Ueda! 🎉

Let's wish Ueshama all the best @ReinaUeda_Staff

#ReinaUeda #上田麗奈 #上田麗奈生誕祭2026

X · Jan 16, 2026, 3:00 PM

[nova elm]

NOOOOO CAR NOOOO

CAR TURNED CHARCOAR

[nova elm]

Reze has the same voice actor as sparkle and ganyu no fking way!

[patent verge]

What's with hammam pic on new ship?

What's the joke?

[frank marten]

Cuz Helena nuked their FB once

[heady pawn]

No lewd allowed

[rose spire]

The more I see VA the more I realise there is barely any because wtf you mean sparkle Ganyu kanao reze and Cha hae in have the same VA

[urban raven]

jackpot 😍😍😍

[frank marten]

Cakes so big , it have to be forbidden

[patent verge]

That i know. Towel skin. Don't know about hamman

[nova elm]

Hey wait a second....

[stiff forum]

Uh

[nova elm]

is this a Mandela effect or has I seen that building before

[rose spire]

Boobs

[heady pawn]

Izumo not found

[tired crown]

90° ahh leg pose

[mental swift]

Hi NTRer

[rose spire]

No.

[patent verge]

Al should release pc version ngl

[nova elm]

We boutta teach schoolchildren using her

Oh yeah

[viral matrix]

bismarck fan