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Well i definitely love an upgrade
i wish
could get lucky and Iris gets a banger skin for this event
dreaming

exploded whale pieces
wait, was Guichen's new skin dynamic or L2D? I can't remember
Dynamic
jean bart eating a banh mi bigger than flandre 
WAIITTT THISIS AWESOME this should be a real ship…. Even if it’s a mix of two existing ships lol
cause bahn mi tastier than baguette
LION SPOTTED LION

Explode now

Bread
use a baguette to make the banh mi?
What do you mean I can push pash 200mph and not get arrested 🗣️🗣️
LION SPOTTED LION

Autobahn mini
bahn mi is actually the name of the bread as well as the sandwich
cute cat
Cute cat
LION SPOTTED LION

bahn mi is basically a baguette but using rice flour mixed with wheat flour
boobslop

Sloppies
Eh it's not really like that, most of German Autobahn has speed limits, there's certain parts that don't have one but it's not a very long distance
too many op male mcs
sloppy hangers?
What happens if you go extremely fast in the no restrictions zone and that inertia lingers all the way to the speed limit zone, are you still speeding or can you say thats a force of nature 
female commander >>>>>
Here is peak
Ty
if there is no speed limit you're advised to go as fast 130km/h but you can totally go over that if you want to
Not you. Pulvi.
Hehehe. Roketkar

idk, i would ban all power fantasies with 0 character density
Pig's power is increasing
And you will see speed limit signs way before you actually need to slow down, but if you don't ggs, Germany is pretty strict with their Autobahn laws
noted. Go as fast as possible for it to be physically impossible to see the speed limit signs
Bro is not flash
like 400kmph should do
idk i don't watch that series
He kinda does
Rent a femboy
RAG isn't that bad

You called?
he's just very stupid most of the time

i haven't watched any anime in a long time actually
||well, yes; by the author||
Where yo thigh highs at
400kmh on what a jet? 🙏
NATOOOOO
Oh cmon. Strap an F-16 engine on a Prius should get the job done

i need to find more slice of life anime to watch
milk
mfs read that shit and unironically think it's peak fiction
400km/hr is very slow for a jet

f1 goes 400 on straights with drs
ARE THOSE MANJUU'S IN THE MILK GLASSES

And you'll still see a 40 year old biker overtake you 💔
Erm where’s the underwear
who this
damn

Sybau 💔 🥀
I thought so too at first 
but pretty sure those are labels
It's time again
On a bicycle
me to implacable 
Thank god those poorjuus are spared
You to femboys
wtf
sword maiden?
I know you kiss them don’t hide
Femboy is a femboy
Carrier Convention or Carriercons (people who like carriers)
No shit captain obvious
If it's astolfo 
Grass is grass
Holy water milk 
Muh eyes
grammacons
It's cleaning
People in game news coping seeing mommy
Gao
I know that art..
I will cope until Hood II
would
LION SPOTTED LION

Caracciolo sucks
Bismarck boobs
Bro is just lurking general for lion
hi
she sucks? 
im new here
show me around
Alberto di Giussano is better
Yooooo when am I getting my next batch of drugs?
tomorrow
Zara is better
HELLO nurse
i'm gonna touch you
Here’s the intro video
she deserves the ssr status more yes
i joined today this is my first time playing AL
what the FUCK is a shipgirl
wait
he rite doe
that's the wrong mention
i'm gonna touch you
someone you can oath
liar
We were talking about German warships in history lesson recently and people did know Bismarck
I'm in Germany
💔
ew, I’m the only one that should.
also, northern italians are hotter than southern italians
I found a guy complaining that destroyers aren’t flat anymore, I hope he’s happy with the latest ship reveal
when are we getting loli yamato
Don’t speak again.
I’m part Italian what about me
Loli cow
Probably never considering how manju treat yammy
Before Yamato
that depends on whether you're italian side is from the north or south
Idk which side I’m just Italian
0.003% 😔
rude
Ugooooooooooo vpn
2 of the 3 italians are hot
hmm, looks like the Sardegnan DD did some post-armistice work supporting the allied side
based 
My professors name is ugo
is she hot
Is this normal for nurses…?
yes
btw is caracciolo image autobanned from #game-news due to camael toe?
Very normal
totally normal
my nurse does it every day
Oh right I just don’t see my nurses or doctors do it
we need to give the minesweeper some STD injection
Maybe I’m going to a fake hospital
What’s it feel like?
it feels gay
Oh
Cause you go to evil hospital
Where is lion hospital located?
Not built yet
I’ll build it
who the fuck is libeccio
I am not British
and why do i have her in my dock
You just do
well, only ship I'm interested in is the SR so far
Maestrale's lil sis
CUTEEEEEEE

How dare you
my girlfriend
Idk but she has nice thigh highs
Or stockings
Or wtv you call em
put some respect on the best IB UR
Take your time bud
what THE FUCK is a UR
Yes
can I disrespect her instead?
and why do i have 17
Aight
slander her even?
Agenda lane
no
she's form a parallel dimension so she's fine actually
who the fuck is trafalgar and why is she in my dock
She’s in the same event as lion
I shall grumble in silence then
But she’s not as good as lion but she still peak
My wife
the agenda
Anatomical Lewds 
Y'all have Fritz?
Cute.
i have fritz
Yes
Made up his backstory
nope
Fahhhhhh nooooooo
i have ulrich von fritz rumey
FDG doko
i don't have fdg
FDG exist??? No waay
Ulrich von Fritz Graf der große
Meck doko
i have this little shit named bismarck zwei
avp doko
Azur lane reels in the big 26
These the only UR I have
That looks like Queen Mary
Oddly
Hand her over
Am I tripping
Roon UR
That has to be QM right
My favourite UR
McCafe dead in Singapore
Condolences
my favourite UR is mutsuki
who the fuck is bache and why is she oathed
bache is your dad

jk i dont oath bache
your female dad
Who the fuck is mori and why do we call this person a bitch 24/7
what's your issue
Whoa whoa
Mori Mortimer
i genuinely forgot Z52 was a UR and i was shocked
Joking about people like usual
Nothing changed
What's this beef
i was like, since when the fuck was Z52 a UR
Angus Beef
idk chief, suddenly calling another person a bitch is kinda rude

Well let me put it like this
Why Mori suddenly catching a stray
Who haven’t I not called a bitch
this formidable is kinda different
right?

No LionPants and TrafalShorts, No Alsus ang Moggers, no Kronk, No ShimaBait, and No AmagiMommy
if you ever feel bad, just remember that i forgot i had implacable for 2 months
We aren't even in 2026 yet 😔
And this where I leave the server and cry
Uh “mate” your the first person to say this shit 💔✌️
nobody remembers implacable nowadays
AMAGI CV LION

Post more Halford
Talm about some “your not funny”
I do
Without Nep
We still in 2025 and we still got beef in al-general 🥀
i gave lion's gun to bache
easiest block of my life
I need her TPs
sus
but the Agenda
Good thing she reruns this Year, perhaps, unless they fuck up the schedule
I don't got beef, 2 whole chicken in my freezer tho
It seems I’ve been blocked for someone taking my jokes serious
cn announcing ships is so funny
Amagi is hot but lion is halfway next year so I cry
The Nepford Conspiracy 
I often forget she exists
she legit look nude now
who bombed the quality omfg
Funniest day oat
HMS Halford
They will trust
Another Black Haired, Crimson Eyed Girl, time to keep 
she looks more nude than before somehow
EN was Hammann who was censoring her, now who's censoring her in CN?
i forgot i oathed nurnburg
maybe they shouldn't have used white
Joe
Bidet
why is laffey tied up
Now what happened here
Free laffey, she did nun wrong 😔 🙏
Boobs
and why is nimi hot
yes its me Joe 
I’ve called you a bitch a lot

imagine first skin she gets is this
This Mori person took offense after I stated it was a joke
- Why is laffey tied up?
- why is nimi hot?
joe mama
OH NO
Who even is this
Free Laffey
MINI SODA!!!!!!!!
Otto no. You're too young for this world
TRUE
This means I have your mom 
MINI SODA I LOVE YOUUU
Japan 8ft tall lady. she's a youkai
ah yes, the 8ft tall woman
What do you mean.
Bad Joe, give the person their mother back
Oh. So like is she evil or
Mama take me home, I'm scared of evil looking ladies 
She’s gonna take your soul and eat it
she takes pure kids
Then eat your body
Awesome !
Hachishaku-sama
Not as awesome now
Your soul is tasty for her. So yes. Not Awesome.
Not awesome you half brained loaf of bread
I’ll beat her in a 1v1 how tall is she like 4 foot? Pft im 5,5 she ain’t gone do Shi
the korean version of kitsune (kumiho) likes to eat child liver
They can still have their Mom, she is just mine now 
Momnapping
well adults and kids that have "matured" can't hear her words... all they hear is Po Po po
This Popo?
korean and chinese foxgirls are always evil, but japanese ones can be good or bad
If we’re going off the whole eating pure kids souls thing…. Bitch I’m not pure I play a porn game and have big bad thoughts
moefied the 9tails
Ahri
MY BRAIN IS NOT A LOAF OF BREAD. It’s scrambled eggs. Dumbass. Get it right

ahri eats child liver
Scrambled egg Sandwich
Yunmy
yeah

no!!!!!
Probably league
Yeah that bitch
ngl she hot

I thought you said my username-
Intriguing
yes fire is hot
Hot yeah. Shes burning.
but yeah korean legends state that foxgirls eat child liver
Breaking news!!!! Fire is hot

fire is actually cold
No way….
Oh hi Brit!
No ice melts
British goon
i would like a slice of water
Ice elemental when they make a Flame type of attack but they're still an Ice Elemental
This has been a secret for centuries, how did you find out...
Dorotos
The Deepstate is hiding from us all this time that Ice is cold 
i wonder if futuristic cities have haunted high rise apartments
ice is cold, ICE is...
Big ice
Bad
We donna talk boutta big ICE
worse if they co-op with irs and fbi
Good thing you find Ahri hot, but start to question me bcs I like Aurora, literal OC Vibes
Ice cream Alsaw
Internal Combustion Engines?
What
remind me of a chinese-akagi from a chinese anime
JESUS CHRIST THAT SCARED ME
hello Ksi


GET BACK ON THE GRIND SOLDIER
you can ask me all about Dota chicks though
Mori definitely watches KDA

I need tech points
Not funny, lion would have been good to mlb in this situation.
I will not reiterate what I said
Go grind
Boobs
pick up 50 copies of perseus
i have the song on playlist but i havent really watched the MV itself lol
No
Hmm
i watched the live concert though
Fake lion fan
Its fine, bcs League anyway almost like AL, answers the Korean and Chinese Market more so...
Can't wait to see another fucking Anime themed skinline again 
took it to far
You don't wanna give your lion ply

The stars have aligned? LIKE RADAHN?

this is now blue archive official
I can’t….
Radagon

THE CELEBRATION OF WAR, THE RADAAAAAAAHN FESTIVAL
euuggh what are those poverty gear

Most bullyable person im General
Triple 155, I might wanna have your face grabbed rn 
Eugghhh I don't play opsi #standwithsirens
Grab me rn and kill
triple 155 slander nobody here knows how it carried early azur lane 💔
Okay that's an actual typo
when it was called belfast gun cause it was the only good gun she could use
are you cool? you can't be cooler than Radahn fighting against a literal meteor and thus sealing Ranni's fate by holding the star back from turning
i'm gonna touch you
as I grind OpSi this very moment
Plym gun is currently 25/50 rn
Purple +6 gear carried me to w12 cause I was too stingy to upgrade
#CancelTurq #CancelOpSi
Ehhhh my naked tarnished with a club says otherwise
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
SEGS FOR THE ESSEX LORD IT IS
Foul tarnished. In search of the Elden Ring
the Cow must be fed!
Feed the cow Japanese Ships
Feed the cow Poverty Gears
Shove Breguets into the Cows mouth
shove me into the cow
Morgott still sometimes beats my ass
Borat did that before eh
see this part? yeah shove me into
that would hurt
follow the yellow bitch road
No I'm not shoving you into the latex, but I will shove you into the armour 
clank clank clank clank
Clankerrrrr
We could plug him to those tubes probably
I like cows
It's in slow motion + reverb
Go see the wicked witch
cl****r
Bocchi the clanker
Nakhimov, Alsace, Fargo, you name it 🍑 
Wait they are?
Mooo
yeah, Nakhimov and Alsace are one, while Fargo literally looks designed after Kear, also Kansas
I have bocchi keychains
yeah those 3, plus Gascogne and Kansas
russian bache
rip Gascogne
Gassy Cone
Well that’s cool ig
||also Eldridge, but we don't talk about her||
We don't talk about funny electric girl
I want those thighs wrap around my neck so bad 
🥀
I didn't think she was a robo?
Plug in powered up
She kinda is... and acts one, especially on her Retro, despite having weird ass voicelines
She's leaking out electricity
LION SPOTTED LION

#JusticeforVanguard #PettanSuperiority #Justiceinflat
V for Very Cute.
V? Like from cyberpunk?
✌️
they sometimes work together to combine RAM processing
Hmm
Vbucks
Omg it's OpenAI servers!
I don’t got any
Like seriously, wtf is she saying
, gotta give this ship some Vocabs or smth
Go commit go back to lobby 
Sorry
Next skin will be cat Eldridge
I can't believe you
she hasn't downloaded the language package installer
I understand
V~
Cat Essex 
She’s still in setting choosing the language to pick
real
catsex
Not in my Life
||I still haven't recovered from the Bikini Kotori Skin, that one scarred me till now||
AYE AYE CAR ESSEX
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Go commit die
aaaaaaa
Boooooo
these people get scammed too easily
<@&460646206851252224>
<@&460646206851252224> <@&472236072743600148>
Give me Logan Paul Pokémon
Logan Paul?? damn
indian pokemon
Wait Logan Paul is still pumping out content?
Illustrator Pikachu
Oh forgot about him
I mistaken him as Ron Paul the other day 
Mike Tyson had one job...
scammer should start saying Click HERE for free DDR5 ram deal!
We should have that Chad guy fight Logan paul
96GB
im still on 32gb DDR4
Click the Akashi below to get free gems
↓↓↓

What the hell warrants a mod an admin ping
i clicked
Total or per stick
total
Sadge
You get 0.0000000001 gems. Congratulations!
Mines 96 per
20 gem processing fee
Yup.
Crypto scam
Makes sense
Ig we have to kill you too


RIP Mori
endorsed by the scam cat
AkashiCoins
Cowpensmilk
Those cryptobros really like their Japanese for some reason
Normal.
Did she go into the water with stockings on…
yes
Collab
Ew…
she fucking did
also why
Why is she so thicc
I get it with Origami, Tohka and Kurumi
Had this been a Hololive Collab they would've gotten an immediate nuke
dude this was months ago now
pola did as well
but fucking Kotori
Kurumi Tokisaki is hot
ah hell nah
Character development
Weight Gain
Arnt there like other skins where the girls in the water with stocking on....for some reason
First one that comes to mind is Yamashiro
pola
The LN sure and DAL Anime showed an Adult Kotori transformed by Haniel once, but not like this
It burns my fucking eyes
you are way too late to even care about this
Don't worry, I have been yapping from that Date till today
or even the next
just look at it
...
Aaaah
Hmm, wet stocking 
To be honest
If u really think about it
Should prob be mad at alot of the girls in AL
Since they do the same thing
As their job

This I accept
This I don't
imagine being that angry over your favourite anime children (which first of all, wtf)
being in a collab where the IP owners approved the designs
I like Enterprise stocking 
tbh, I am not mad, I am more of in Denial, like...
please don't
It has been like a decade since I last read ToLoveRu, can't remember anything other than that Darkness mom have a nice rack
Man, it is a shame that we don't get her in collab
I know, which is why I can't see this one lmao
wearing socks with a swimsuit is a big no no
I mean, it is sexy in a way
cryptobro akashi isn't related to the usual (?) cryptobro chuddery, she just really likes financial deceit and cryptocurrencies are a very welcoming avenue for that 
Guichen's stocking 
I kinda stop when the update was so slow. I still remember part of it but not much
i feel like someone here is a little too concerned about the age of fictional characters
but anyway
W h a t?
No I meant cryptobros really like deceiving other crypto bros by just pushing something that sounds vaguely Japanese on it 
That's why I had the idea to make Akashicoins 
I'm gonna scam them with the power of scamcat 
any culture with "bro" added behind it can be automatically dismissed as toxic
Yoshino's Age is more than 30 in the LN, but still not acceptable due to her appearance and maturity, same as Natsumi
I already know what I am dealing with, but ever since the collab, the Kotori Itsuka Swimsuit Reveal made me question myself 
Mom's Brownies Cooking Community
I already hate it when my foot gets wet cuz i had to go through a damn puddle, i cant imagine willingly wearing stocking in a bikini 
oh i see
best of luck
I'm gonna be on the news Tommorow 
Esp when you consider the sand after 
dumbass lolicons being lolicons
day that ends in y...

oh my god
I hate sand
shut up anakin
We should destroy all sand people
They bring sand all over the place
eliminate sand, but at least keep the Spice
Im quite sure i ended up finishing it. Tbh its prob the only manga i ever read to the end
Hmm, Akashi become Spice Melange trader 
Johnny Bepp is a real anime character
Almost finished AoT (and that was my first ever manga and anime, thanks to my sister) but i dropped it after i had the ending spoiled to me

and johnny bepp is cool
I drop it once it stop being a story about hope and just the author being a idiot about war and politics.

Bruh, the guy straight up go from, "I want to kill all Titan and save my friends" to "Genocide humanity because talk is cheap".
that's a very useless word
Floccinaucinihilipilification
if humanity especially the Marleys is worse than Titans, then shall it be
"Oh wow, founding titan is literally a brainwashed slave girl and her children cannibalized her"
AoT seems kinda lame
It peak when the story was simple
Only the opening is dope
Something something "see yourself become a villan" type shi-
iirc, at the end, about 20% of humanity on mainland left
Anybody else friend sends 99+ videos and stickers of Agnes tachyon on TikTok everyday?
i don't have friends
Whomst?
I don't use tik tok
- i don't have friends
- I don't use tiktok

KitKot? what's that? I only know YT Shorts
I’m your friend trust
wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
It is worse because his action justify any action the rest of humanity action toward his people. Like, it was established at the time that people actually feel bad about Marley using Eldan people as weapons of war and there are movements for equality. Eren action basically reset it and the result is that the rest of humanity rushing nuke and bomb the shit out of Paradis.
I have watermelon to keep me free 
Watermelon 🍉 taste good
world map of AoT is basically upside-downed Earth
Synd, you are old, get back into bed 
Youhttps://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2012359226270642364
No
I remeber when i first saw that map and went 
What are Hoff going to complain about this time?
the design being wasted on a pasta
So the AoT world is Australia 
I like the pretty white and green pasta colors 
tights meant to be ripped
Paradise Island is Madagasgar
So you mean that it is a good design but your gripe is that it is Italian? 
Marley is basically entire Africa Continent and half of Europe
Nice 

As an Australian yes
Hard guess
Doom
Pack it up guys. We're tourists now
Typical Twitter/X, good thing I don't use that shit
tbh a lot of the complainers here don't play the game lol
eyo thats hot
I didnt know sticking with a game since CN release made me a tourist 
Do i get a souvenir?
I mean, half of the mods don't play the game
YOU DAMN TOURIST

Why do they keep losing more clothing
Kaiser do tho, Kaiser is a certified Dragon God simp 
we hate your kind here
akashi lack of budget
I start from OBT and I guess I am tourist
i remember Akagi-Chanteprid once touted : "any player who haven't oath 600+ and doesn't have 100% skin collections = tourist"

Half is generous, majority of em don't
I haven’t touched twitter in months ion see anything in it
why oath when you can look at the nsfw art for free
The goddess favors me!
Shimanto's toilet water
Still a weird piece of shit, don't look at it no matter what, like Reddit
as so as Mogs always collect SKK's bathwater
twitter is either politic or porn
All social Media was a mistake, they make Humanity dumber
And porn is filled with Indian scam acc
i guess that's why jewish still use that flip phone
my twitter is anime girl porn
Reddit I don’t have either honestly I don’t like it at all
3D and 2D anime girl porn
Hmm
The Amish don't use phones at all
Well, they do sell pager to their neighbor, heard it exploded in popularity
dont they can use land-line phone?
So does Reddit, literally their Purpose for me Downloading it
no, amish are completely off the grid
haven't touched X tho for 2 years straight is good enough for me
no, they no longer dont, but only few allowed suchm while most still live like that
Honestly, could someone please cutoff Indian and Pakistan internet connection to the rest of the world, please.
We were this close to her eyes being like Zanis
in the A24 civil war movie, the leader of those hawaiian shirt militia men is played by a half japanese dude
Sadge 
I can't stand their idiot take on weapons
which is awesome
in instagram, i like antisemitic memes much that algorithm filled my feed with cosplayer
I mean, he is more American than half of Cali 
the best part is that he's cool kind of half asian
his FATHER is japanese
his MOTHER is white
His wife is Latina 
really?
Nah, I just throw around stupid shit
Italian mommies
But it would be funny if a half Japanese American guy have a Latina wife
you'd be surprised

Define Asian men
east asian
Ok so as much as I like the naked woman... I can now say that the two elites are just the better designs.
you don't like naked women enough then
Li0n
Oh yeah, turn out Turkey make a howitzer so bad, their recoil system doesn't work 
I will let her eat me 
I just really like the design of their clothes.
They look really cute.
apparently the dude voiced a chinese triad leader in GTA San Andreas
South East Asian?
then say that you don't like her design
no need to bring your liking to naked women
Oh no.
unlikely, but sure
I do like it.
Why? They are in middle between Indian and Chinese
lie
if just "asian" most of Middle-East is also asian
i actually don't like the almost naked italian
middle easterners are considered "white" in the US census
Also I really want her skin to have more clothes than her base, that would be really funny.
Brother called me an Indian 
they're white-indians
Anything West of Myanmar and below Uzbekistan are not Asian
Thailand is also south of Myanmar
LION SPOTTED LION

Sorry, West
one thing that would be troublesome in reposting caracciolo arts is i don't know which one is safe or not
experience from reposting GH arts
as a race-term? perhaps 
So.... India is in the Middle East???
Yeah them ladyboys could easily pass as whites according the American leftist 
west asians are grouped under "white" in the US census
Leftist, then understandable 

asian in the us census is just central asia, east asia, south asia, and southeast asia
What the hell are yall going on about?
race
Wu Zi Mu?

yeah
Why here?
Idfk
Something something about Asia or something
latina
Just go back to botes
italian shipgirls
Isn't it like typical topic in ALgen when we go from boob to thermo nuclear war hypothesis?
Then behold
Zaras sister
stares princessly
Lock 5 people with the tism in a room and you'll have 5 new inventions, 1000 arguments and 3 broken tooth's.
No panty 
and one of the better sisters imo
FIUME?!
Gorilla Gorizia 
Awh no Fiume.

And a war plan to invade Africa 
The copium reserves are running low
Pasta Hipper
God, I want Francesco
The copium ain't gonna deplete 
I want to have my face press into her thighs 
Im probably not gonna roll for Francesco
I do wonder if theres any other gold botes tho
I have copium for Dreadnought for nearly 4 yrs now 
Keep on fighting brother
Wait, we dnt have Dreadnaught? 
Bruh

No, we don't have the OG BB
We have pre-dreadnoughts
This is proof how far removed I am from HMS Ships

I could have sworn she was here
there is no HMS Dreadnought here yet
hot italian women when
Gozilla
In Island Planner maybe...?
Dreadnought is as real as ||Anson||
I dreamt of unlocking you in azur lane
The forbidden one

Island girl had RMS QE
the largest ship ig in sheer size and tonnage (that was built)
I doubt the tonnage part... 
she's 80k tons
Bartolomeo Colleoni is pretty hot
310-320m long
Ofc you secretly loved this
, don't lie
Barto-who?
she's an elite cruiser in Raphaello banner iirc
Armpit VV
Of All of the peeps, it had to be you
, no way I would love this Heresy of a skin
who?
Don't deny it
Anson
an urban-legend of AL : Anson
Still Denying it 
I REALLY like how the shirt was drawn. Like all the line shading details and stuff are awesome …. I wanna do all that…..








