al-general

[radiant cipher]

?

[earnest condor]

hi

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[modern yoke]

ih

[normal comet]

ah

[modern yoke]

Uh

[modern yoke]

[rain valley]

Shima skin is so meh
unclothe the adults, not the children

[normal comet]

based

[merry robin]

Money after all

Those degens be making everything

[normal comet]

unclothes impla

wait, she already didn't get any

[trim gyro]

unclothes chat

[rain valley]

the lolicons need their bait ig

[modern yoke]

Oh no That emote again

[radiant cipher]

Surprise college richie

[merry robin]

Bruh

[normal comet]

omg

shipgirl wearing clothes

[rain valley]

am I wrong?

[merry robin]

When secretary richie

[merry robin]

No. U are right. Thats why bruh

[stable plank]

shima skin would be ok if it wasnt a photoshoot. its almost a comfy skin

[serene elm]

when manjuu remembers that skin theme still exists

[merry robin]

I like hot women in office attires

They look good

Implacable teacher skin also hot

[sacred oak]

Who here is confident in their tummy identification skills?

[normal comet]

try dupleix

[earnest condor]

you will consume the bunnygirl/swimsuit/barely any clthing slop and you will like it

[merry robin]

Not soft enough

[sacred oak]

Not true

[normal comet]

no love handles

[merry robin]

Whats that

[normal comet]

huh?

you don't know?

[merry robin]

As an f2p. No

No never heard

[rose spire]

I got present then

[merry robin]

Looks hot

[merry robin]

As i said women in that look hot

[merry robin]

Is that an app?

[normal comet]

nuh uh

shipgirl

[stable plank]

smells like sakura

[merry robin]

Oh

My knowledge on ships limited

Mb

[normal comet]

she's carried all that paper but not getting office skin

[merry robin]

Damn

[rose spire]

Knew it.

[merry robin]

When Implacable in pencil skirt and office attire?

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

when she gets her next skin.

[earnest condor]

Get this
I don’t like alvitr

[merry robin]

Taihou swimsuit is good tho

[merry robin]

Why tho

[rose spire]

Feel like you don’t like anything

[normal comet]

alvitr just germany taihou

[merry robin]

Implacable

[earnest condor]

she's a knock off taihou

[merry robin]

Ah

[earnest condor]

didn't even get to say it

[merry robin]

I like my birb

[rose spire]

Taihou is good and all

[normal comet]

you like your birb german or japan?

[silent lagoon]

When Room 4 in Avrora was a Sandy cult in 2018

[merry robin]

Japan more

[rose spire]

Birb

[stable plank]

fred carl first skin is so hot oh my lawd its a shame about her lines

[earnest condor]

they spent so long making knock off taihous that they eventually decided to straight up clone her for jp anni

[stable plank]

they should clone implacable and make her good

[merry robin]

Because about Alvitr i learned new

[earnest condor]

hakuhou is cloneslop

[rose spire]

Haven’t seen her lines what is it?

[normal comet]

black hair and red eyes girl is popular after all

[serene elm]

hey

[merry robin]

Kurumi and Taihou?

[serene elm]

me too

[silent lagoon]

I miss that old UI

[normal comet]

rio

[serene elm]

I also contributed

[normal comet]

and many more

[rose spire]

Uhhhhh magpies

In Australia

[stable plank]

its just generic "mommy" lines where she calls you little one

[merry robin]

Rio tsukatsuki? Or

[normal comet]

yeah

[merry robin]

Well whats bad in it

[rose spire]

I know.

[merry robin]

I like only her in BA.

[serene elm]

[rose spire]

Bruh🫩

[normal comet]

i don't like ba but i read her doujin

[rose spire]

[merry robin]

Anyone does that.

[heady pawn]

Not emu?

[merry robin]

Anyway

Where is Willtell?

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ostrich-what-girl-what-gif-15778764905693846701

[merry robin]

I need some floof

[rose spire]

Get this ugly shit off my screen

[west totem]

ugly?

[rose spire]

I gotcha hold on

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

Yes.

[west totem]

Thats the most beautiful thing i've seen in a while

its cute

[normal comet]

nobody want tentacles?

[west totem]

can i pet it

[merry robin]

Is this a dragon?

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[merry robin]

Yidhari?

[west totem]

can i pet it

[normal comet]

tempesta duh

[merry robin]

Ah. Mb

[earnest condor]

jp anni was a mistake

[merry robin]

Lol

[normal comet]

yidhari is less thirsty than my wife

[heady pawn]

Nope Angry birb irl

[merry robin]

Yidhari is cencored thats why

[west totem]

can i pet the birb

[serene elm]

for AL that is tempesta lol

[wise thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/577193192651227156/840253669102321735/image0.gif

[merry robin]

I got it

[serene elm]

best additions ot the game

tempesta was one of the best decisions manjuu ever did

[modern yoke]

[rose spire]

There you go

[normal comet]

i vote for golden hind and fancy but royal fortune keep winning

[merry robin]

FLOOF WIVES.

[earnest condor]

(trash is for the right image)

[merry robin]

U remind me tax entity

[merry robin]

Same trash emoting

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[radiant cipher]

Kansas

[modern yoke]

Idiot pro max

[merry robin]

I still cant find Musashi

[serene elm]

cute

[rose spire]

Check dock and pray

[rose spire]

Yes.

[merry robin]

No cubes

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[serene elm]

I still think Musashi looks weird af in game due to pixelation for some reason

[normal comet]

who was 7 inch deep inside kansas?

[serene elm]

idk what the fuck dish did but Musashi looks awful

[merry robin]

Me

[serene elm]

without the dynamic activated

[rose spire]

Robot on right

[normal comet]

wait

she's kearsarge

?

[serene elm]

the fact that musashi looks almost as blurry as illust is pretty bad, I still wonder what the fuck dish did with her

[normal comet]

she looks different without her horn

[serene elm]

prob focused so much on the rigging he did the girl too low poli for big screen

[merry robin]

Hi @worthy pagoda

[lethal shoal]

hello

[serene elm]

welp

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kearsarge-azur-lane-gif-9404798192678291778

[modern yoke]

MW player detected

[rose spire]

Dam

[normal comet]

i still like kearsarge swimsuit

[serene elm]

gotta go, Hispania invicta

[merry robin]

No nitro to pat musashi too

[merry robin]

My wife

[rose spire]

Even more sad….

[echo harbor]

I want her to wrap that thicc thighs around my neck and squeeze

[normal comet]

infernal, pat the golden hind

[lethal shoal]

i play AL too : D

[normal comet]

thx

[modern yoke]

Nice

[echo harbor]

One more week and Italian Mommy

[merry robin]

Who

Everyone talk about that

I dont get who u mean

[lethal shoal]

which italian mommy

[normal comet]

that one who's naked

[lethal shoal]

theres multiple

[rustic sapphire]

You didn't see the new girl ?

[earnest condor]

i love how everything gets called mommy

[normal comet]

the naked one

[merry robin]

Uh. I may have missed it

[rustic sapphire]

Oh boy

[lethal shoal]

wha D:

[echo harbor]

She is wearing her birthday suit

[normal comet]

real mommy fans know the different

[echo harbor]

Fortunately for us and unfortunate for you, no loli mommy

[echo harbor]

True, she have the mommy aura

[heady pawn]

Yet

[merry robin]

Whats her name bruh

[lethal shoal]

whats the name

[weary yoke]

Francesco Caracciolo.

[rustic sapphire]

Her name is Pastamommy

[heady pawn]

Actually nvm there's one in DE

[earnest condor]

[lethal shoal]

do u like coffee

[normal comet]

yeah

the sweet one

[lethal shoal]

me too twin

[viral matrix]

fdg but painted in green, white and red

[merry robin]

How she looks like

I found two version

[viral matrix]

literally just fdg but italian

[merry robin]

Fear of sending not the official one

[weary yoke]

Pastamaniac.

[normal comet]

fdg mentioned

[merry robin]

Uh

[merry robin]

ai?

[merry robin]

This? DAMN

[lethal shoal]

the fanservice getting out of hand

[normal comet]

no idea

[earnest condor]

ai slop

[merry robin]

She will be UR?

[worthy pagoda]

SSR

[rustic sapphire]

That one ring on her chest

[merry robin]

What do u mean? New rarity?

wasnt there only SR?

[earnest condor]

the convientely placed SSR in the bottom left

[merry robin]

UR

[echo harbor]

The mommy aura is strong in this one

[weary yoke]

Lingerie and body harness.

[merry robin]

New rarity huh

[dry egret]

Chang feng exists

[earnest condor]

elites are srs
srs are ssrs

[merry robin]

She is so thicc ngl

[echo harbor]

Ewww, AI

[merry robin]

Oh. Got it

[heady pawn]

The closest thing to loli mommy

[echo harbor]

She is a maid, not mommy

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-intense-scare-gif-21112634

[echo harbor]

False, Loli mommy does not exist

[merry robin]

Loli cannot be mommy

[weary yoke]

Cute.

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103297914039709848/1253787013321064468/AzurLanePleasureLeisureAndTreasurePVCommanderXMogador.gif

[echo harbor]

French Cow

[lethal shoal]

does anyone else here like richeliu

[rustic sapphire]

This gif

[echo harbor]

Mog Milk cheese when

[merry robin]

@radiant cipher this guy

[modern yoke]

Go away

[rustic sapphire]

You guys are horny today

[heady pawn]

@devout bough

[normal comet]

just today?

[radiant cipher]

Yes

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1354806593493012630/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[lethal shoal]

AL is horny everyday

[merry robin]

Not me. Not anymore

[dry egret]

Needs a third skin l2d

[echo harbor]

Italian Mommy is coming, we must prepare

[lethal shoal]

hello , me too : D

[earnest condor]

no

[normal comet]

one more gif to save

[merry robin]

I got Mahoraga and adapted to horniness

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[agile silo]

The result of preparing for W15 for fuck sake

[serene elm]

Holy

No pulls for next event

[merry robin]

I AM READY (NOTE: i got 0 cubes. No money. Only oil. And cant find musashi)

[agile silo]

Skipping next event

[echo harbor]

Sad, I have 3.6k cube but no where to spend

[merry robin]

I am richer than you in gems. 340 hee

Heheee

[merry robin]

Damn

[modern yoke]

Nice try

[agile silo]

Im just waiting on the Gem Reset

[merry robin]

Well i got Guam at least

[rustic sapphire]

Oath her now

[merry robin]

Uh. U gonna buy more?

[agile silo]

My Guam is already MLB because of this bs

[merry robin]

Cant. Keeping my only ring to Musashi

[dry egret]

I got her and now her 2nd weapon

[merry robin]

I still dont have her main gun

Fuck

[rustic sapphire]

Understandable

[agile silo]

Wait your waiting for musashi?

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle how fast u made sanjancin pat?

[merry robin]

I cant find her. I am close to pity.

[modern yoke]

Give me one her You will regret it if you don't do it

[pastel oracle]

This was from years ago, Ersatz made it

[dry egret]

Maybe bad luck

[merry robin]

Ah right she is a rerun

Mb

[agile silo]

I want my 5th Honey

[merry robin]

My allergy will be dead from over honey

Not me

My allergy

[merry robin]

Looks good

[merry robin]

Try being born with allergy.

Then we will talk

[weary yoke]

Better than Caracciolo for sure.

[merry robin]

Uh

Caracciolo looks more good for me

I like her mommy vibes

Just looking at her says it

[modern yoke]

I'm just allergic to snails

[lethal shoal]

richeliu = french cheesecake

[agile vale]

just today? smh

[merry robin]

Who the hell eats snails

[agile silo]

Theres this one specific canned food thats named this

[lethal shoal]

the french

[merry robin]

Damn

[modern yoke]

Some countries have bruh

[agile vale]

no, they eat baguettes

[merry robin]

Not me.

[lethal shoal]

beaguettes with snails

[lilac merlin]

So X is down.

[modern yoke]

[merry robin]

U are lucky. I did not get Agir yet

[dry egret]

Not in my country

[merry robin]

Some day

[modern yoke]

[dry egret]

Again

[merry robin]

Is that Rias in pfp?

[agile silo]

Oh fuck Twitter is down lol

Like literally

[modern yoke]

Where are you from

[dry egret]

Yes

[dry egret]

Argentina

[merry robin]

Hot redhead.

[agile silo]

Back to doomscrolling FB

[modern yoke]

Regard

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-and-eddy-disturbing-cartoon-network-gif-5575608082078744858

[dry egret]

I just want her in Azur Lane as DD

[merry robin]

I dont even u-...woahh. my wife

[merry robin]

Best moment

[lethal shoal]

my X is just full of either politics or porn

[agile silo]

I dont even have an account

[agile vale]

doesn't it give you feed based on what you browse?

[rustic sapphire]

Proud to be french

[normal comet]

i delete my twitter account because of my prn addiction

[lethal shoal]

uhmmm

uhh

[agile vale]

They are trying their Jean Bartest

[weary yoke]

Italians do the same with bread.

[rustic sapphire]

Understandable bro

[merry robin]

Schobbob

[light fable]

Divine retribution for Pineapple pizza has arrived

[normal comet]

oh it's schobbob

[agile vale]

u mean tumbler?

[merry robin]

She will destroy those who are rude to pizza

[normal comet]

twitter, my region not use tumblr a lot

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/italy-meme-battleship-pizza-mamma-mia-gif-22460103

[merry robin]

Is Caracciolo a new shipgirl?

Like its not a rerun but a release

[dry egret]

Is me or she have some Hasumi vibes?

[light fable]

Or Italian cuisine in general

[agile silo]

Tako

[merry robin]

[agile vale]

or was it tumbler way back then, before twitter. idk, don't use either

[earnest condor]

why are gacha players the least funny people to exist

[merry robin]

Why empty

[normal comet]

deal with it

[merry robin]

Seriously u remind me tax entity

[light fable]

Have to hear her voice lines.

[agile silo]

mommy freddy

Meanwhile Roon:

[merry robin]

Eugen also there

[agile vale]

Italians finally accepted that some degenerates put pineapple on pizza only to realize people in Poland eat strawberries with pasta...

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/roon-azur-lane-gif-25567588

[agile vale]

ROON-TAN

ALSO EUGEN

[merry robin]

Tan or chan?

[merry robin]

Or both the same

[agile silo]

Hipper is staring at Eugen again

[agile vale]

but there's no Blucher in this artwork

[merry robin]

Jealous of the new buff of boobs

[agile vale]

Blucher is the best KMS girl

[merry robin]

When Hipper buff?

[normal comet]

it's old artwork where shipgirls still wearing clothes

[merry robin]

Blucher is such a sweetheart ngl

[light fable]

Ok...how did Mogador end up in Nikke?

[dry egret]

Boob complex

[earnest condor]

the issue with hipper isn't her being flat

it's her persnality

[merry robin]

Tsun

[light fable]

Hipper is cute

[agile silo]

Last page standing til to this day

[agile vale]

she's the KMS version of Repulse

[agile silo]

Long live Dock of Memes

[light fable]

Best tsun with Hammann

[merry robin]

No idea whos Repulse. But i heard about her

[agile vale]

The USS Cinnamon Roll cutie

[dry egret]

Maybe korea wants her Mogador

[light fable]

Zuck killed so many communities

[earnest condor]

why is the no memes rule not enforced

[agile vale]

because the rule became a meme itself

[merry robin]

Hmm

[light fable]

Yeah no kidding xD

[merry robin]

Damn

Thats a Mog

[merry robin]

Or her alt version

[pastel oracle]

Discount Mogador

[merry robin]

Discount?

She got nerfed in NIKKE?

[light fable]

Korean mogador

[stark fox]

I’d say that’s more Hex Maniac than Mogador

[merry robin]

LOL

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hex-maniac-pokemon-hex-gif-10551765127020853299

[dry egret]

Is mari hino her cv if you play with japanese voice?

[merry robin]

Ah this girl

[merry robin]

Isnt that from Fate?

[light fable]

I gotta check lol

[merry robin]

Iirc

[normal comet]

pokemon lol

[stark fox]

Pokemon

[earnest condor]

guy that doesn't know about pokemon:

[agile silo]

Bremy wat are you doing

[merry robin]

She reminded me someone from Fate tho

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hex-maniac-pokemon-goth-ghost-bride-gif-10769650622890103406

[merry robin]

I didnt watch pokemon

[normal comet]

why you censor that

[agile vale]

I didn't finish Johto season lol

[normal comet]

we already see them titties

[merry robin]

Damn. She looks like a sleepy mommy

[stark fox]

Mafia tiddies

[weary yoke]

I took it from reddit, the original poster censored them.

[light fable]

Not sure who Omori Nichika is

[merry robin]

I really have no idea.

[merry robin]

Hot

[dry egret]

I'm curious for see Takao and Atago with the american clothes

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/haruhi-haruhi-suzumiya-anime-haruhi-friday-friday-gif-16421094332994991565

[light fable]

Takao and Atago in Iron blood clothes

[dry egret]

Impero seiyuu

[rustic sapphire]

The censor be like

[normal comet]

there's no shipgirl skin wearing apron and opening up the door welcoming me from work?

[rustic sapphire]

If only
I feel that to

[light fable]

I head into the 3D dorm and have Taihou welcoming me back in lingerie

[stark fox]

Best I can offer

[normal comet]

lingerie overrated, i want housewife

[normal comet]

fair enough

[rustic sapphire]

That's silly daughter not housewife

[light fable]

Taihou can cook. Housewife right there

[weary yoke]

Italian Roon.

[stark fox]

She’s 600

[normal comet]

taihou can cook?

[earnest condor]

you will get horny skin #1654842 and you will eat it up

[normal comet]

you're not wrong, but i want horny wholesome skin

[stark fox]

Fuckin’ Elves

[agile silo]

Man flew all the way from Asia to Camden

[normal comet]

oh you're inside nj

[rustic sapphire]

I want that egyptian skin theme from last year it was so peak

[normal comet]

especially maggio baracca skin

[stark fox]

I want full maid skins

Not the swimsuit Maids

[earnest condor]

ou see pin you'll be getting "maids" (it's more bunny suit slop)

[normal comet]

maids already there though?

[stark fox]

Like these

[agile silo]

Pin whats your hot take on this

[normal comet]

belfast not enough for you?

[dry egret]

why are my suspicions concretized that she is looking to compete with gouden leeuw?

[stark fox]

They cannot get pregnant.
They cannot gain weight.
They do not have biological processes

[agile silo]

Varia is right

He will break a bulb

[normal comet]

damn

[light fable]

Yes. It's one of her many interactions in the 3D dorm

[normal comet]

so shipgirl got separated spareparts

[merry robin]

Best waifu

[merry robin]

Why lolis that old

Looks a loli

But is ancient

[light fable]

Neither can the girls from GFL. Yet the community finds a way

[stark fox]

If they look like this I wouldn’t mind

[light fable]

XD

[normal comet]

she's just short girl

[stark fox]

Cuz Elves

[swift niche]

Playable Siren? Am i high?

[agile silo]

Hmm...Do they get heavier for retrofitting tho

[merry robin]

Thanks for detailed explanation

[normal comet]

formi can't gain weight huh

[stark fox]

Any time

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

How that even works

[dry egret]

Formidable won

[merry robin]

Formi is so heavy. She can fall into Earth core

[weary yoke]

Funny thing that Formidable irl was smaller than any other fleet carrier.

[stark fox]

Anyway, cute maid outfits good, yes

[light fable]

French maid outfits

[agile silo]

I put pineapple on pizza and Sardegna sent divine retribution to me

[radiant cipher]

My favourite IB girl by far

[agile silo]

Apparently

Theres a Mogador in Nikke

[stark fox]

More Hex Maniac

https://tenor.com/view/hex-maniac-pokemon-hex-gif-10551765127020853299

[dry egret]

6th generation Hex Maniac

[stark fox]

And since the design was popular.
The only one

[agile silo]

oh shit

[radiant cipher]

Mogador is better

[dry egret]

Yes, korean Mogador

[stark fox]

Ain’t played Nikke in forever so cannot comment

I’ve been more interested in the Regal Irish Honse

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-7885454455165643210

[mental swift]

everyone in here has guam right

[light fable]

Yes

[stable plank]

of course

[stark fox]

I collect every girl

Except for latest Map girls cuz am lazy

[mental swift]

i try to collect every UR atleast

[light fable]

I am grinding 15-4. No Houston 2 yet

[mental swift]

not that because I'm not even on w15

[mental swift]

damn

w15 people

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[agile silo]

YES GET THE FUCK OUT

[mental swift]

mogador is trash

[light fable]

One man's trash is another man's treasure

[mental swift]

FUCK GROK FUCK AI DATA CENTERS FUCK THE RAM GOBBLERS

[mental swift]

apparently

[stark fox]

One could say Elon’s really being DICT by this one

[stable plank]

wake me up when you surpass 684 runs

[dry egret]

She is pure love

[stark fox]

[mental swift]

you spelt horny wrong

[stable plank]

mogador is a nasty stinky goblin whose only personality is being horny. take a shower, stinky

[light fable]

My 60K oil storage is almost gone

[serene elm]

HOLY BASED

[mental swift]

This guy gets it

[agile silo]

You guys have oil?

[dry egret]

For now yes

[pastel oracle]

[light fable]

Nahhh! Enjoy the musk. Breathe in, hold, breathe out.

[meager vine]

mog is a cutie

[tawdry fern]

Bruh twitter is down?

But I wanted to see the new girl!

[stable plank]

hell must have frozen over for that to happen

[mental swift]

Be grateful twitter is down

Was a terrible place anyways

[tawdry fern]

Underrated opinion: Mog is all horny yeah, but she's also really cute.

[tawdry fern]

But I wanna see the AL news.

[mental swift]

underrated surely

[agile silo]

Facebook dodged alot of major outages last year

[serene elm]

now they released it in EN, Alberto is cuter

[tawdry fern]

Apparently there's a new Shimakaze skin?

[stark fox]

Shame the horny nudist sweat sniffer part of her personality trumps the cute for me

Therefore making her icky

[light fable]

I like the wings. And she carries a huge sword

[stark fox]

[mental swift]

not being spoiled to stuff is better

[serene elm]

wifi no good

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[earnest condor]

sure do love how she has virtually zero clothes

[stark fox]

Jesus wtf is this panty design shit?

[dry egret]

Need the voice lines

[earnest condor]

gouden leeuw was a mistake

[stark fox]

Can we go back to giving the girls ACTUAL CLOTHES?

[serene elm]

what I need is Alberto voice lines

[mental swift]

sooooo trash

[serene elm]

bro ignored the ship I just sent

[dry egret]

Since Brest

[lilac merlin]

[serene elm]

[lilac merlin]

YES

[mental swift]

Definitely a glow up from the last one

[serene elm]

Hoffen shut up

lol

[earnest condor]

at least alsace has a skirt

[light fable]

Classic

[stable plank]

never

[lilac merlin]

Like they are so afraid of normalcy

[serene elm]

bro saying sleep to the girl delivering exactly what he just asked for lmao

[pastel oracle]

You just got a fully clothed ship

[serene elm]

Hoffen

get the fuck out

[stark fox]

Don’t need to hear it Hoffen

[serene elm]

you are literally a disgrace

[stark fox]

[nova elm]

Morning

[stable plank]

there is the ballerina girl

[copper mist]

I am 60% sure I can see something on full display here

[pastel oracle]

[glacial valve]

Did you call me?

[serene elm]

no

not you

[stark fox]

Ballerina girl is cute.
But she’s Elite, so destined to be forgotten

[serene elm]

stfu you are not a cute blonde Italian girl

[radiant cipher]

I love her

[nova elm]

Okay it's Alberto again ima leave

[earnest condor]

one ship having clothes does not negate the fact that one is wearing basically nothing

[serene elm]

I will not tho

she peak

some elites are not forgotten tho depends

[pastel oracle]

Sounds like a whole lot of moving the goalposts

[stable plank]

it does according to these "people"

[lilac merlin]

Helena is an elite

but is not forgotten

[copper mist]

Imma say it
Francesco needs clothes

[serene elm]

a forgotten ship will be defined by how good the design is

[copper mist]

Just a coat even
Like Ulrich

[earnest condor]

helena is dogshit and overrated to hell and back

[light fable]

Arizona is an elite. I have her oathed

[lament palm]

People only talk about the clothes, I don't think it's about the clothes. The design is just mediocre

[stable plank]

(idc too harshly about the state of clothes theyre in im like 85% rage baiting, i just wont use them if i dont like them)

[serene elm]

[stark fox]

The existence of an Outlier does not mean the statement isn’t the norm

[lament palm]

The clothed girl just happens to have more care put into her design

[serene elm]

I think of both, and I concluded Alberto is my type much more

[stable plank]

🪞

[lament palm]

I love Helena

[earnest condor]

at the very least helena is disgustingly overrated

[serene elm]

Helena is cute

[sage zealot]

tf is wrong with helena ???

[lament palm]

Taihou is overrated

[serene elm]

that is the point of her

[lilac merlin]

I just want some NORMAL girls in clothing as their base.

[lament palm]

Helena is properly rated

[stable plank]

helena is a sweetheart tho

[stark fox]

Not having clothes means the design is generally mediocre.
Less of a chance to show off personality in what they wear.

[lilac merlin]

its not hard

[earnest condor]

she is?

[serene elm]

if you jsut want a horny whore you have a lot of other girls for that

[stable plank]

personality will be sex

[lament palm]

I don't think Taihou warrants her popularity

Her main appeal is abandonment issues and not having much experience

[earnest condor]

taihou gets 7653214786 knockoffs and clones

[serene elm]

not a big fan of Taihou myself she is okay

[earnest condor]

and ti keeps selling

[serene elm]

ngl

as long as a girl sells in CN she will sell

and CN wants soft porn so

we have a long way to go

[light fable]

me waiting for the skins

[lament palm]

Yes and no, I think you can make a character that stands out and has care put into it and barely has clothes. Tattoos, eye design, the hair, body parts that have non human things

Stuff like that

Something that tells you "This character is x or y" just by looking at it

[agile silo]

Damnit

[rain valley]

based super-dread is based

[dry egret]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-essex-gif-18382809

[abstract ingot]

think of this, it's funny, compared to "mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy"

[rain valley]

also that is 100% Dish's Alsace nun artiwork pose lol

[light fable]

I'll just call her Frances

[stark fox]

Bold of you to assume Mogador is not also Mommy

[lament palm]

She is not

[serene elm]

umu umu

[stable plank]

people call mogador mommy?

[serene elm]

same aura as umu umu

[abstract ingot]

Mogador... mommy?

[lament palm]

People call anything mommy

[stark fox]

Implying that Dish owns the rights to a common pose

[meager vine]

I was thinking fran

[stark fox]

[agile silo]

Cant imagine an exbitionist mommy what the fuck

[rain valley]

or, just noting that it's similar
because I like it

[lament palm]

Not even Dish likes the ship tho

[serene elm]

https://tenor.com/view/fate-extra-nero-happy-gif-2692868294762257077

[dry egret]

Not me

[serene elm]

Alberto gives me Nero aura

umu umu aura

[mental swift]

I agree with dish on the recent SSR

[stark fox]

points at Mogador

[rain valley]

people call for mommy's help against the Mog lol

[earnest condor]

alberto padoru

[rustic sapphire]

Mogador is just horny

[abstract ingot]

watchout, we will have copyright strikes for human poses

[agile silo]

I dont...i call Mogador as a friend thats all

[rain valley]

Dish is half the reason the game is in the direction it is

[light fable]

Mogador base skin is actually pretty cool.

[stark fox]

I call her what she is to me.
Ark Royal’s plaything

[rustic sapphire]

"friend"

[abstract ingot]

I call mogador the funny hobo

[rain valley]

tbh I think her base skin is her best skin
haven't felt the need to get her other skins, first one was just such a solid job

[agile silo]

Ark Royal on Mogador

[winged patrol]

Hammann back to work

[mental swift]

he lit the spark but isn't it a responsibility of the other artists to put it out

[lament palm]

It's not even the artists who get to decide how the design turns out tho

So that's bs

[stark fox]

Ark Royal Lewds Destroyers.
Mogador is a lewd Destryoer.
2 problems solved with one locked door

[mental swift]

Yeah tell that to turquoise

[lament palm]

She's reading it dw

[stark fox]

I do not blame the artists.

[rain valley]

"oh no, the consequences of my actions" type thing

[dry egret]

The sex

[agile silo]

I blame everyone

[stark fox]

Once the money flows in.
There needs to be a reason to close the tap

[light fable]

If the monthly earnings are in the green, then they know it's working.

I ain't complaining. I buy lots of skins when they drop.

[stark fox]

At least the Pass skins are all around good

[serene elm]

damn the fact that everyone agrees that Alberto just looks better yet she is the elite

[agile silo]

is there a graph of us spending

[stark fox]

Some of my favorite skins recently

[serene elm]

if Alberto at leasts gets the L2D but that's not happening so haaaaaaaah

manjuu manjuu

[light fable]

Yorktown 2 bunny skin stole the show for me

(sorry Lexi)

[stark fox]

Since she is destined to be abandoned, I assume Manjuu gives them more feeedom from the horny mines

[stable plank]

i think just about all skin passes have been peak

[dry egret]

Ark Royal lewds little destroyers

[agile silo]

I can feel a fucking Cuniberti skin

[serene elm]

the thing is if she was the SSR and not the naked mommy CN would complain

[stark fox]

No, she lewds any of them

[serene elm]

we getting a CN UR soon too

[abstract ingot]

A more casual Cuniberti skin compared to last would be nice

[stark fox]

Meaning Mogador

[serene elm]

this year is looking weird ngl

[earnest condor]

DE should never get a UR

[serene elm]

yet they will now

lol

[earnest condor]

proof?

[serene elm]

the fact that CNY is a must all years

[serene elm]

and CNY this year falls on ends of Febuary

[dry egret]

Z52 and Trafalgar too

[serene elm]

exactly when the first UR is released

[abstract ingot]

Even when the chinese players do not care

[stark fox]

Indeed.
But Mogador might be into it

[earnest condor]

what truly and utterly bullshit thing will they make up then

[mental swift]

Yea those are pretty modest

[serene elm]

never looked it up but yeah CNY event always happens when CNY happens irl and this year it's exactly on the Febuary UR date

[abstract ingot]

wasn't there like a post explaining that the chinese don't even care about Azur Lane making more non-existent chinese ships?

[serene elm]

like from febuary 17th to March 3rd

[mental swift]

all I've seen these days is people complaining

[serene elm]

that is when the UR is released

[stark fox]

It just means more Chinese ships for the patriotic Chinese

So they really don’t

[serene elm]

yup

[stark fox]

[serene elm]

it is prob Febuary first CN major event and first UR

lots of money

[mental swift]

And I love people complaining about shit like this

[stark fox]

Something that I believe everyone should take

[mental swift]

BECAUSE THEY ARE RIGHT

[weary yoke]

What if it is a battleship.

[earnest condor]

a single chinese UR is more bullshit than every single paper ship in game
including prs

[stark fox]

Cuz arguing about Paper ships is dumb and stupid

[serene elm]

we might be stepping into cold war era for China UR

ngl

I see it possible

[light fable]

Complaining yet there isn't much change for revenue.

[agile silo]

its a Missile Destroyer

[teal girder]

will it shoot missiles?

[serene elm]

we already have cold war ships with DD retrofits of China

[abstract ingot]

The patriotic chinese won't even play azur lane

[mental swift]

Are UR events 2 week?

[serene elm]

prob, the function already exists

[stark fox]

Also China don’t want a UR, because their event is stuck between 2 UR events

[serene elm]

yes

[teal girder]

AA missiles would be cool

[stark fox]

Same reason Tempesta likely won’t ever get one

[earnest condor]

yeah why would CN want to have a UR on the least cared about UR event

[serene elm]

this year tho CNY falls exactly when the UR happens

[abstract ingot]

It's like the "never goon" advocate to watch a porn film

[stable plank]

UR harbin zwei. trust in the plan

[mental swift]

CNY would be in late January not in february

[earnest condor]

they'd want it for their anni

[weary yoke]

Or a battleship casually borrowed from the Soviet Union.

[teal girder]

can they be UR after retro?

[serene elm]

no

they would not

[stark fox]

They don’t have a lot of base SSRs

[serene elm]

CN always gets event for CNY because it's more important for them than a random in game anniversary

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14818062784126852467

[dry egret]

If tempesta will have ur i don't pull

[lone vapor]

helo

[serene elm]

I would lol

[mental swift]

Dont you get fatigued after a while if it's everyone naked and nobody seductively dressed

[serene elm]

peak

[stark fox]

“They don’t have a lot of”

[earnest condor]

let me fixed the screenshot

there we go

[mental swift]

Whats your point

[earnest condor]

i don't like chien wu

[mental swift]

Youre proving pin's point

[pastel oracle]

Stop contradicting your point Nasty

[mental swift]

They really don't have many SSRs

in base

[abstract ingot]

Chien Wu has nothing bad

[jaunty adder]

what you doing with that molotov?

[mental swift]

and that was pin's point

[earnest condor]

i wasn't even trying to disprove pin saying that there aren't a lot of chinese ssrs

[abstract ingot]

I just never use her and never looked into her

[agile silo]

oh shit, two Implacable lovers

[earnest condor]

considering i posted the THREE of them

[stark fox]

Lung Wu retro would be much appreciated though

[mental swift]

Throw that on nasty

[stark fox]

Lung Wu big cute

[teal girder]

big

[mental swift]

chien wu is nothingburger to me honestly

[agile silo]

What was the DE destroyer that won poll

[mental swift]

Even though I have her she's very useless

[serene elm]

[earnest condor]

chien wu was a taihou knock off

[stark fox]

Describing every Chinese ship in one sentence

[serene elm]

so well yeah aside from Nasty not believing me, you can all check it up all CNY events are on CNY

[agile silo]

Cant even say a thing

[pastel oracle]

Black hair and red eyes = Taihou

[mental swift]

An shan and chang chun would like to have a word with you

[serene elm]

dates always coincide so yeah this year we might get the first and maybe last dragon rainbow

so enjoy it

[earnest condor]

cn always decides to vote for a shit ass china ship every poll

and they chose one of the worst possible ones

[stark fox]

They can have that word when they didn’t get to the top using one of the biggest stat buffs ever

[mental swift]

Those are the ships that are DDGs I think

[stark fox]

[lyric stump]

Oohhhhh Nooo! Guamdam is only for 1 week? I don't have enough coobs

[serene niche]

Chat I just saw new pasta and I’m sold

[agile silo]

never let essex stand on the podium

[mental swift]

Still they are very good after retrofit, anything else is nothingburger yes

[teal girder]

QE face

[serene elm]

enero = january febrero = febuary dates always match up

so

mark my words

[stark fox]

They were nothing burgers before being forced into the meta

[lyric stump]

she wants some too

[serene elm]

prob stepping into cold war era big time

[stark fox]

Doubt.
We still have all the bullshit WOWS ships

[meager vine]

I blame niji

[serene elm]

yeah but that is for DR

[mental swift]

Yeah honestly it would be better if some other ships were DDGs too but sadly that isn't a thing

[serene niche]

Ohio would be great

[serene elm]

I mean manjuu could use one of the projects wows used for their tier X chinese stuff

that is true

[earnest condor]

riga pr when

[serene elm]

depends on what they want to do

eh

Riga is mid

[mental swift]

Events still start in late jan not feb tho

[serene elm]

Moskva is more used

competitive wise as always 🤓

[earnest condor]

have they added any ROC ships from after the warlords

[serene elm]

thing is, look up when this year CNY is

[mental swift]

MANJUU PLEASE ATLEAST GIVE ME LAFFEY 2 I BEG YOU

[serene elm]

marzo = march

[mental swift]

doesn't matter to me as the calendar is set

[sage zealot]

shes fucking free???

[agile silo]

faaaaaaaaaa

[mental swift]

that cpu is as good as dead

[serene elm]

it does because Sardegna is getting a event when DE would normally, which means Febuary event which is UR is most likely going to dragon

[agile silo]

$10K just gone

[serene elm]

to also match CNY celebration

[meager vine]

"small" scratch

[mental swift]

Lets see for ourselves shall we

[serene niche]

That would be cool

[abstract ingot]

Absolutely based

[serene elm]

I mean, I given all the proof of why it's possible

you decide if you believe it or not

[mental swift]

so chinese UR is finally happening

everything I ever wished for...

[serene elm]

high chances

yes

[serene niche]

love them all

[violet panther]

[mental swift]

its coming to life...

cant really decide how to react to this news

[serene elm]

not 100% because they might just start not doing CNY anymoree HIGHLY DOUBT IT but

idk

[versed ruin]

Oh yeah? Name all 3.

[serene elm]

but yeah most likely UR Dragon

[mental swift]

They are a chinese company they would definitely do CNY

[earnest condor]

what if the italian event is actually the cny event

[serene elm]

then it has to be UR

[serene elm]

nah

[mental swift]

CHINESE UR YEAHHHHHHH

[serene niche]

Zara, Honolulu and Bremerton

[serene elm]

manjuu would not do that

[sage zealot]

pit's "trust me" always bullshit, first the guranteed italian UR, then the only 3 ships for eagle event

[mental swift]

HIGH FIVE UP HIGH

[abstract ingot]

Bremerton, Zara, Honolulu

[jaunty adder]

when you gonna post dragon girls?

[serene elm]

even if they were Italian simps they would not do that

[mental swift]

CNY is in late february...

[serene elm]

[mental swift]

UR event is in late february

[earnest condor]

they could also like

[mental swift]

Doesn't it line up

[serene elm]

dumb ppl will look up things I always based on fact I checked up get it wrong and always remember

Sardegna UR was the only one I was off

[earnest condor]

start the cny event right after the italian and then the UR after that

[sage zealot]

they coud just push back the UR event....

[mental swift]

Then what about the rerun

[sage zealot]

hurr duurr eagle ur event is shit

[serene elm]

Eagle I did get confused because they didn't say theey would split streams between JP and CN to the EN community

Dragon is a most likely because CNY this year match dates with the UR in febuary

[sage zealot]

UR events arent set in stone, all this late feb is always a prediction

[serene elm]

as I checked up CNY event always matches irl CNY dates and when it ends they add the febuary UR

thing is this year dates for the UR match with CNY dates

[mental swift]

look at the fucking dates

[serene elm]

and they will not throw to the trash CNY event lmao

[mental swift]

What happened from 2022

[serene elm]

because they are a chinese company

[mental swift]

Till now

[dry egret]

I want Zara oath skin

[sage zealot]

UR arent set in stone

[serene elm]

CNY dates always date with irl cny

since 2019

it's as far as I checked to see if I was right or totally wrong

all the dates match so I did not lie in any moment

[mental swift]

I will set your brain in stone if you don't stfu

[earnest condor]

they could full well go straight from the italian event to cny

[mental swift]

stop pouring water on the hopes

[serene elm]

I doubt

as it doesn't even match for CNY

for when Italian even ends CNY will start

[earnest condor]

aren't events normally 2 weeks?

[serene elm]

remember CNY is 17th of Febuary

[serene elm]

and Italian event is soon

ends of January

Sardegna IS NOT the CNY event

Sardegna event will end for when CNY happens

[earnest condor]

the italian even tcould go from the 22nd to the 4th and then cny could go from the 5th to the 18th

[serene elm]

and then CNY starts from 17th of Febuary to 3rd of March

which is the exact 2 weeks when the UR of Febuary always happens

last year

[mental swift]

That's some rerun

[serene elm]

2024

[earnest condor]

that was the literal last day of the month

[serene elm]

last 2 years UR Febuary event match with this year CNY dates

[serene elm]

and when is CNY?

this year?

[mental swift]

now watch grey say SMTH again like ur event not set in stone

[rustic sapphire]

Those legs

[mental swift]

when it clearly is

[earnest condor]

the 17th

[serene elm]

to what day?

[earnest condor]

you do know that it'll start before the 17th

[serene elm]

to the 3rd of March

and reason for last event dates is because manjuu is on vacation

so the CNY event lasts for longer

[stiff forum]

Hm

[mental swift]

date can't be exact but cny event would be around late feb for sure

[serene elm]

that is a lot of time for a small eveent

[stiff forum]

Dropped from the gamd somehow? Planning to start over again or smh?

[earnest condor]

it'll probably start right after the italian event

[serene elm]

I mean

it literally eats up the dates of the Febuary UR

so yeah

[mental swift]

Last year they fucking edged february

[serene elm]

chances are really high and they will not do an extra eevent this year only for the weird CNY dates

[mental swift]

Imagine if they do that this year too

[dry egret]

Is good for rest and get cubes

[mental swift]

Not saying chinese ur won't happen but I'm very sure it wouldn't happen exactly at 17th feb

[earnest condor]

feb UR events always start at the end of the month

[serene elm]

welp I mean

you can see CN getting a UR one way or another

I will get all the girls

Nasty will save cubes because he is so mad CN is getting a UR

[mental swift]

I will only get the ur and the srs

not interested in the elites except if they are DDs

And they get retrofit in the future as DDGs

[serene elm]

eh might be a latter date but reason I say might be sooner this year is because manjuu is on vacation

and if there's no CN ur there will be a whole month of a minor event

[stiff forum]

Hm

[earnest condor]

also all the cny events start BEFORE cny begins

[mental swift]

How does Vacation matter