al-general

[nocturne ether]

[rose spire]

Boobs

[gentle cargo]

we still do...... we try to get our air force up....

[modern dew]

less expensive Switzerland is also an option (austria)

[gentle cargo]

we bought some F35... but now with US beeing a dick.... we switched to Eurofighter and try to get the new SAAB..... We alsooo had our Eyes on the SU 58.... But.... YEAHHH.....

[violet panther]

next potential Gripen customer?

[modern dew]

we have f35s already

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-gif-13949933737528902262

[modern dew]

we dont talk about our ground warfare capabilities

[gentle cargo]

POTENTIIOLLY we still need to wait for the Next referendum

[violet panther]

can u bribe enemies with massive number of chocolate bars and go home?

[modern dew]

yes

[shut crane]

we're the little dog always barking that needs protection

[modern dew]

maybe make them slip on some beer

[gentle cargo]

Dont get me wrong... Good Plane..... DOGSHIT in Maintance.....

[modern dew]

yea

its american

[violet panther]

or offer mortgage package from Suisse bank?

[gentle cargo]

That is why swiss wanted the SU58....

[modern dew]

not needed

we're balling

[gentle cargo]

ALSO if we Bought the SU58 we would build it ourself and make it actually work

[violet panther]

is there Su-58?

[modern dew]

isnt there a whole thing against buying from the russians

[nocturne ether]

57 I think

[gentle cargo]

57 yeah Sorry

[nocturne ether]

not 58

[violet panther]

ye there is Su-57

[modern dew]

fair

[gentle cargo]

Sorry i always mix up Numbers

[nocturne ether]

not for the swiss

[violet panther]

but 58 remind me of cold-war short-lived american B-58 Hustler

[modern dew]

i see

[gentle cargo]

57 would have been Perfect BECAUSE Swiss is a mountain Country soo AGILE is GREAT!

[modern dew]

we got no tanks btw

[solar dome]

3 starring 15-4

[modern dew]

only light armored wheeled vehicles

(puma)

[violet panther]

but probably dont need Su-57 and F-35 together eh?

[nocturne ether]

europe things

[gentle cargo]

this is BTW the New Colorscheme for our Hornets...

[modern dew]

can i have it

ill give you a kiss on the nose

or something

[violet panther]

hope someone didn't mistake that as "Medic" jet

[modern dew]

it drops paracetamol instead of napalm

[gentle cargo]

LUL... Immagine u Dont fire on it to take it down.... Just to be taken Down by a "Medic" LUL

[violet panther]

or funnier, mistook as international-neutral Red Cross (but that's opposite color)

[violet panther]

a very CoD / Battlefield experience

[gentle cargo]

this is the NEW Swiss Build Leopard Proto

with the NEW Turret

[modern dew]

damn

[nocturne ether]

2A7?

[violet panther]

got Penta-killed by a medic's defibrillator

[gentle cargo]

a8

based on the a8

BUT its own thing

[violet panther]

F-35's distinguished DSI

[gentle cargo]

What switzerland DOES is ... We BUY Vehicles and then REBUILD them to Accomplish what our needs are.

[nocturne ether]

my country's leopard 2 tank is in bf6 even the license plate

[modern dew]

you need to lower da prices of eating out

like DAMN

[shut crane]

after 100 years we're reforming a tank batallion

[modern dew]

yall needs tanks to fight taxes

[violet panther]

my country's airfroce was considering buying decommed Iraqi's F-16 block52, and update to block70 ourselves

[spiral saffron]

No way I got her at 4 pity

[gentle cargo]

Right now after 40 or 50 Years.. we Upgrade our Military again.... Like Before now our most modern tank was a old Cold war Leopard 2 a5

[spiral saffron]

Like deadass I gambled expecting to get four oklahomas in a row

[sinful vapor]

poor ass, it is dead

[violet panther]

military got some bonus-funds, thx to recent border-skirmishes here

but using multinational-equipments are also a mixed-blessing

[dapper summit]

anyone got repair ship mob png?

i need it for some memes

[gentle cargo]

NAAA USA Helped us by Vooting for Trump and we the People think is a great time to Upgrade millitary ..... just to be save....

we had Referendums like every 5 moths the past years who never got throught because the People always thought Nope not need militarry

[shut crane]

Haku such a wifey

[violet panther]

my referred multinational equipments are like :
chinese tanks, american apc, swedish jet, russian helicopter, american + british firearms

[rose spire]

Starting my run for Plymouth

[violet panther]

and israeli smgs

[gentle cargo]

Most our Stuff Before now came ALWAYS from either Germany or USA.

NOW we Expand into other countries if we feel its fitting for our needs

[slender haven]

can I joke about the fact that the Romanians stole the F-35?

[violet panther]

we bought equipments from all belligerents (since cold-war context)

oh and MBTs, chinese (VT-4) and T-84 (Ukraine)

[gentle cargo]

i think the BEST shit we COULD have go for is the SU-57..... But as u know... russia not really Likes to share NEW stuff...

even if new stuff is still shit..

[hard vine]

Su-57 very stinky

[violet panther]

really? i thought Swiss ain't appreciating large fighter-jet the size of F-15-22/Su-57

[gaunt apex]

a little bit too late to the party but my IB fleet is almost complete

[blissful oxide]

wiki time

[gentle cargo]

Swiss has F35.... its not the size,, What we just Look at is is it AGILE..... Because if u go full speed and u crash into a mountin because u are not agile its not a plane for us..

[violet panther]

wiki said , F-5, F-18 (regular Hornet) and F-35

light to medium fighter

[gentle cargo]

we have Everything..

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[gentle cargo]

Like i said...

[blissful oxide]

f35 is surely med

us aims for agile

[gentle cargo]

idk..... we just got the F35 because it was the NEWEST Shit at that time and yeah.....

[nocturne ether]

more old f16s? we gave you our old stock back then too

[violet panther]

regular-Hornet is only slightly bigger than F-16 , it's Super-Hornet that is enlarged to the size of F-14/15

[blissful oxide]

I thought only Russia doing that

[gentle cargo]

But u know whats Funny... even though we got the New F35..... we still Fly more around with our Eurofighters and F16..

[blissful oxide]

lmao

f35 is just too expensive?

[gentle cargo]

Dude,..... i AINT Joking... the Maintance on those F35 is SHIT,..... Absolute SHITT...

[violet panther]

EF Typhoon and Dassault Rafale are probably considered (advanced) medium fighter

[nocturne ether]

more like overkill

[violet panther]

while Gripen is "light"

[hard vine]

Since when did Switzerland have eurofighter or f-16

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[gentle cargo]

srry... f18

FUCK MAN..... My Goldfish memory always mixes up numbers

[hard vine]

Yes I know they have hornets

[blissful oxide]

lmao

later j36 instead of f35

[violet panther]

[hard vine]

They are all so shit

[gentle cargo]

in our Last Referendum for new Planes we had one specific plane listed too... Mitsubishi X-2

[violet panther]

j-36? chinese semi F-117 ?

[nocturne ether]

wait you guys vote for what fighter aircraft you want?

[gentle cargo]

YEP.... thge Grippen is a big Contender Right now for us Since the militarry found out the F35 is Shitty in Maintance

[blissful oxide]

lmao

x version

[gentle cargo]

Yeah

Here in switzerland we Vote for EVERYTHING

[nocturne ether]

ok that's kinda crazy, today I learnt sonething new

[nocturne ether]

like I get everything but I didn't realise everything meant military hardware acquisition too

[violet panther]

i have no comment about maintenance then, Gripen is much lighter and simpler than F35, without stealth

[gentle cargo]

Switzerland is one of the Last TRUE Democratic Countries.. Switzerland LITTERLY Lets the People Decide...

which sometimes..... gets on our nerves ....

[violet panther]

[hard vine]

You have to be stupid to buy gripen when you already have f-35

[gentle cargo]

it goes down to Maintance

[blissful oxide]

derp

[nocturne ether]

on one hand it's cool on the other hand I doubt most people have enough knowledge to be voting for what fighter they want

[violet panther]

maintenance crew are stupid then?

[blissful oxide]

quantity over quality

[blissful oxide]

imagine voting for fighter

[violet panther]

that work in some during ww2, less so in late cold-war

[blissful oxide]

people gonna vote their fav numbers instead like lottery

[gentle cargo]

Good Plane - Heavy Maintance = Expensive Plane
Mid Plane - Less Maintance = Cheap Plane

[blissful oxide]

indeed

[nocturne ether]

well the swiss do it

[blissful oxide]

lol

big brain

[modern moon]

Rafale my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/rafale-full-afterburner-take-off-haf-sunset-hellenic-air-force-αεροπορια-gif-15583586911336593583

[violet panther]

as Gulf War demonstrated

[blissful oxide]

o

[nocturne ether]

expensive plane? it's ok just spend more

[blissful oxide]

just beat enemy in terms of quantity

[violet panther]

or less so over the sky of Lebanon in 1982

[gentle cargo]

WHY Would u use a Plane that u cant Use becuase its too Expensive..... When u can buy a Nearly as good Plane which has like no cost to Use....

[blissful oxide]

o lol

does f35 has the risk to be locked far range?

[nocturne ether]

seems like the problem is you guys don't wanna spend... which is fair enough

[gentle cargo]

u know what Last time happend when a Country Builded Quality over Quantity?...... Ask the 2 Massive Coral reefs....

[blissful oxide]

coral reefs

it's due to their charity to save the ocean

[nocturne ether]

meanwhile here they are buying f35 to replace f16

[blissful oxide]

trust

[hard vine]

I know Switzerland has a military just for larping, but it's still a massive downgrade in capability

[nocturne ether]

you can have quality and quantity, just gotta shell out the money

[violet panther]

may be true, although this would be inconveniently repelled by certain groups especially War Thunder players where money to maint in game is easier said , and ig-planes raw performance dictate more than irl situation and maintenance factors

[spiral saffron]

Yo people anyone knows where to get help with l2d interactions

[gentle cargo]

Well... Our money allready goes down to open a street 7 times in 1 Year for repair.. lay down new internet blaa blaa blaa....

[nocturne ether]

reddit has guides, just gotta search

[spiral saffron]

Thank you sir

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-love-gif-2718709487621175005

[nocturne ether]

well

[gentle cargo]

Also we want to Replace our Service riffle too....

from this...

to this.. its the Sig 563 or we call it here SG 91

[nocturne ether]

interesting

[violet panther]

first one remind me of german H&K G3

[gentle cargo]

The 1st one is nicknamed the Rolex AK

[rose spire]

[violet panther]

but slightly shortened

[sleek cape]

Yall ever worked so hard your legs remained sore for days

[blissful oxide]

ah it's the sodak

welp

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460265079676342404/togif.gif

[nocturne ether]

yes

[blissful oxide]

😔

[gentle cargo]

if u not know why Rolex AK... watch Brandon Herrera s Video on the Sig 556

[violet panther]

not really, although running down 25 floors in semi-panik would did for 3 days

[sleek cape]

I’m in pain bro bro

[nocturne ether]

swiss watchmaking but guns

[gentle cargo]

well. i have a Treadmill infront of my PC....

[violet panther]

it was durign earthquake of late-March 2025,

[west totem]

Is getting guam after 15 builds good

[gentle cargo]

not a big Treadmill just a small one to walk...

[stiff forum]

I got Guam on ten pulls

[sleek cape]

We are the ones who azur

[stiff forum]

[sleek cape]

VI hi

[sinful vapor]

to lane the azur

[west totem]

I got guam with a ticket pull

[stiff forum]

Hello sodak

[west totem]

Guess my 30k coin is going to special builds

[sleek cape]

[agile silo]

i find funny that in the battle end screen, Willy D. just fucking flew off

[mossy rampart]

Woah, okay y'all gun need to hear me out

[stiff forum]

What's good

[nocturne ether]

ah yes THAT earthquake

[mossy eagle]

WHERE'S YOUR BOAT PART GIRL

[sleek cape]

Uh… tacos

[stiff forum]

Damn

[stiff forum]

Tacos? 🌮🌯

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-wave-hello-zenless-gif-14994531414271966981

[stiff forum]

[modern moon]

New Shima skin?

[sleek cape]

Harro!!

[agile silo]

Eepy bunnuh

[gentle cargo]

i want MORE Italian Babes who have some CLOTHES on..

[sleek cape]

Yes

[rose spire]

Fdg when did you become Italian

[sleek cape]

AL did not cook this time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

[rose spire]

I had tacos for dinner

[gentle cargo]

u mean Hasumi?

[sleek cape]

Real men drink gasoline for breakfast

[mossy eagle]

italian taco

[sleek cape]

And diesel for lunch

[rose spire]

Is that like a Japanese word for tacos?

[stiff forum]

Nah iam not man so I drink diesel

[rose spire]

I had that on the side

[stiff forum]

Drink biskos fuel

[signal delta]

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[sleek cape]

Drink lions fuel

[stiff forum]

That's my job

[blissful oxide]

!!orraH

[sleek cape]

Brotha what

[stiff forum]

Hah!

[blissful oxide]

hi

[stiff forum]

!!owa

[rancid compass]

why post it twice

[stiff forum]

Two times lmao

[stiff forum]

Different reply

[rose spire]

For two messages

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

I love this monkey

[stiff forum]

[rancid compass]

smh

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

@sleek cape Cmon now drop more gif memes I can steal

[sleek cape]

Uh I don’t have much more

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-ayanami-rodney-shy-hot-gif-20206360

[sleek cape]

They ain’t dropping sum that fit my style

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1461687842274279599/togif.gif

[rose spire]

Thanks

[rose spire]

Well you better get sum more or you ain’t my gif supplier no more

[blissful oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-7000720352064261872

[rose spire]

Hmm I’ll take this gif too

[rustic sapphire]

Guys

[rancid compass]

🚮

[blissful oxide]

what's that

[bright lance]

Not bad, but kinda lazy as design

[bright lance]

But her expressions are top quality lmao

[dark solstice]

This is him all grown up

[agile silo]

slaimuda tierlist dead bruh

[west totem]

having clothing is taboo now i guess

[agile silo]

last update is septemeber 15

[rustic sapphire]

She is almost naked

[rancid compass]

the expressions are only mid tho?

[timid stump]

Where are the clothes?

[dark solstice]

Used to love watching Monkey pity it was always in super late

[dark solstice]

Clothes are for the nobility

[agile silo]

Strange that its the Old Soyuz

[west totem]

i guess

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-8203642368310891448

[queen kite]

My god...

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-souz-sovetsky-souz-gif-119513622611232746

[queen kite]

Enty Come pick me up I'm scared

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-pew-gun-hot-azur-lane-gif-23472383

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

[queen kite]

Yup, absolute bro. Also, I bought this skin as well

[west totem]

I'm busy in the pacific

[chrome hemlock]

been a while since I touched al

[west totem]

Oh shoot they're diving after yorktown

[chrome hemlock]

To the point the DAL collab wasn't enough to bring me back

which reminds me, did any UR ships have their banners run?

cuz URs are my main concern atm

yeah I didn't touch this game in 2 months

[agile silo]

Double UR rerun

[chrome hemlock]

it was just reruns

[rancid compass]

eh, not realy. why would they rework an old event?

[chrome hemlock]

damn I missed a lot then
I have no clue who I missed tho

[west totem]

i came back to pick up cleveland

[solar dome]

Lexington 2 and Willy D ended a week ago

[rancid compass]

you didn't miss anything important because you came back just in time for Laffey2 rerun

[rustic sapphire]

Edit : She is Francesco Caracciolo

Importante note : you can see her camel toe

[chrome hemlock]

goddamn it

wait if we're on our rerun than that means

welp time to snag guam

[serene elm]

prob

[chrome hemlock]

still bummed I didn't snag Lexington UR cuz UR carriers always seem to be must-pulls to me

[west totem]

willy d needs more clothes

[meager haven]

Enterprise needs to stay as 10 medals

[viscid sedge]

Alberto Di Giussano

[rapid sedge]

Wow at least a real Italian sword

[molten portal]

Sup gooners

[normal comet]

Naked

[languid dawn]

Italian but

[normal comet]

butt

[languid dawn]

that word legal?

[rose spire]

Boobs

[languid dawn]

yes Italian butt

[rose spire]

Butt

[vivid smelt]

thighs

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/siberian-husky-ballerina-dancing-dog-toe-shoes-pastel-gif-3872383798876846290

[hard vine]

Where are the feetpics

[silent lagoon]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, the JP AL Twitter posted a tweet of a new panel of that Slow Ahead thing, but I wont post the link here because.... mighty moo

[hard vine]

coward

[rose spire]

Hello Kaiser

[languid dawn]

Infergoon

[rose spire]

Hottest teacher skin perchance?

[silver atlas]

Morning

[languid dawn]

[silent lagoon]

[rose spire]

Hru?

[silver atlas]

Still sleepy

[rose spire]

Dam that’s unfortunate

[modern moon]

[rose spire]

Dw infernal my cubes are all ready for implacable perm

[rough vapor]

al is so back

[solar dome]

I am a dancer from Rinascita and this is my outfit

[rose spire]

Say hi to cat guys

[silver atlas]

Tbh i was about to go back to sleep. I saw the new ship got posted and was curious if anyone else saw

[nova monolith]

Dancer too thicc for my liking

[modern moon]

Cheshire

[hard vine]

thats a very flexible ship

[hard vine]

[austere crater]

When is the new event coming out?

[hard vine]

tomorrow

[austere crater]

🤨

[nova monolith]

Currently its a Rerun, which started yesterday

[austere crater]

So next Thursday?

[nova monolith]

perhaps...

[royal blade]

Azur lane taking another L when is Azur lane on pc?

[rose spire]

Yes yes

[solar dome]

never atp

oh I just read the post thats cool

[royal blade]

Even gfl 1 was on steam

[hard vine]

Thats a bit misleading

[wanton pelican]

Seems like a lot of stuff is moving over to steam

[solar dome]

ancient games played by kids in memphis egypt will come to pc before azur lane

[ornate briar]

someone help I'm stuck 😭

[stiff forum]

Al when

[stiff forum]

what

[royal blade]

Gfl 1 was around the same time when azur lane was released

[wanton pelican]

Just get unstuck

[serene elm]

Alberto

[hard vine]

Sure, but it also just released on steam last november

[serene elm]

[hard vine]

its not like its been there for ages

[rose spire]

More kitty

[azure tangle]

Guys who decided to add italian fdg

[stiff forum]

Yay kitty

[azure tangle]

Not that I'm complaining

[ornate briar]

I'm in Liverpool operation siren
and I keep getting "You may not leave this zone yet because there are still unfinished missions. please check informations for more details"

I clicked everywhere I didn't find anything bwaaa

[azure tangle]

[solar dome]

Me

Thank me

[wanton pelican]

There’s a chance we get Hoop and Stick on steam before AL

[rose spire]

Not replacing the actual fdg

[stiff forum]

The more th merrier

[hard vine]

unc cubed

[languid dawn]

hi VI

[azure tangle]

We will get gta 6 on steam before AL

[stiff forum]

Hello slepnano

[ornate briar]

OH

I found it!

[stiff forum]

[wanton pelican]

Nah but I wouldn’t dismiss the possibility

[solar dome]

the Rosetta Stone will come to steam somehow someway before al comes to steam

[hard vine]

Gta6 releases on steam in what, 2027? 2028?

[ornate briar]

when's the new shimakaze skin releasing?

[languid dawn]

Shinano hyper pat peak

[solar dome]

next week or something

[stiff forum]

Fr

[ornate briar]

Fallen angel she is

[valid wigeon]

Hello my neighbor

[stiff forum]

The emulator eating up storage need the official client

Of this game

Launcher

[ornate briar]

mlem guam and Laffey II rerun, I can rest my cubes a bit

[rose spire]

forgot we had this

[stiff forum]

Hm

[valid wigeon]

Also my friend made rhis

Found this on Facebook bru

[hard vine]

Tallinn should crush me like the little rat i am

[stiff forum]

How he lifting a fucking ship bro

[hard vine]

Casual tallinn however

[wanton pelican]

could never catch me doing that

[hard vine]

waow

[agile silo]

Thats the in-game AR no?

[rose spire]

Can we talk about boobs instead please

[rose spire]

YES YES YES

[valid wigeon]

Yes also btw that's me in the picture the Thumbs up guy

Got that in grade 9

[hard vine]

waow

[hard vine]

bunny

[hard vine]

Never cook again

[solar dome]

how old is this fanart

[agile silo]

@oblique dove Honeh is on 3rd Place on JP

[valid wigeon]

That one with the tank top kinda remind me of Burnice

[hard vine]

I quite like shinanners

[ornate briar]

another san diego in my port

[cosmic forge]

Does that bache sandy pic even count as fanart

Wasn't it in the game

[wanton pelican]

Yup

[hard vine]

State mandated fan art

[wanton pelican]

Year 2? Loading screen

[ornate briar]

game artists can still be fans

[solar dome]

oh right

Some ancient loading screen

[wanton pelican]

I’ll send some actual stuff

[cosmic forge]

yeah but devs can also be fans

so is al a fangame now

[hard vine]

Al is an AL fangame

holy truthnuke

[stiff forum]

Hot art

[hard vine]

Naturally, i only post the good stuff

[serene elm]

a classic

[wanton pelican]

Almost sent the wrong image

Would’ve gotten me in trouble

[valid wigeon]

Also fun fact USS San Diego the ship that also escorted the USS Lexington

[valid wigeon]

Who was this Anyway

[radiant cipher]

Allen m sumner

A worse Fletcher and proto-gearing

[valid wigeon]

That's a mine laying ship

[shut crane]

nom the allen

[agile silo]

THICC lol https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2012132731929731489

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︀︀#びそくぜんしんっ
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · Jan 16, 2026, 12:00 PM

[valid wigeon]

Just searched it up

[agile silo]

jedus christ

[valid wigeon]

Ok what.

[pastel oracle]

Holy

[shut crane]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455291595992862731/20251229_210548.gif

[valid wigeon]

Cost you all your Gold in Azur Lane

Or one

[royal tundra]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G-nvp9rbUAEWvyB.jpg

[agile silo]

Bunnuh

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455594190187659427/20251230_155553.gif

[nova elm]

Morning

[stiff forum]

Refreshing

Also yoinking this btw

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/makoto-blazblue-chronophantasm-underboob-makoto-nanaya-gif-17740797

[radiant cipher]

Yuck

Nuke it

https://tenor.com/view/battle-ship-blown-gif-19305037

[rose spire]

P-P-P-POST LION

[modern yoke]

Mark astor 45

[rustic sapphire]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[oblique sinew]

hot

[fiery marsh]

i'm getting horni bcs new girl leaked

[oblique sinew]

hot x2

[radiant cipher]

Hi synd

[oblique sinew]

Hello

[rustic sapphire]

Long legs

[serene elm]

cutie

yes

[rustic sapphire]

Her waist is like 1/4 of her legs

[serene elm]

nothing wrong

[radiant cipher]

I like her

I’d like 6 children with her

Start a family in Puglia

Type shit

[valid wigeon]

Pugila

[serene elm]

so true

[valid wigeon]

Btw that's somewhere in Italy's Sicily Region

[serene elm]

https://fixupx.com/azurlane_staff/status/2012147833760346571/photo/1

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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︀︀#アズールレーン

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FixupX · Jan 16, 2026, 1:00 PM

the what?

why did they do this?

[valid wigeon]

So guess she's not lying on starting a family there.

[serene elm]

they got wrong the thing where 4 images turn into a big one or what?

yup they did

LMAO MANJUU

that is not how you do the thing

[valid wigeon]

Get the Choker

[stiff forum]

Italian fdg holy fuck

[valid wigeon]

Also Kuro scribbling down notes for their next character

[dry egret]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2012102530453700624

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
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#アズールレーン

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 10:00 AM

[heady pawn]

Why does this look like oath skin?

[serene elm]

we got Italian ww1 ships before GTA6

and we might even get Dragon Empire UR before GTA6

that is crazy ngl

[shell fog]

Who is that?

[serene elm]

Shimakaze

[dry egret]

The italian queen elizabeth

[serene elm]

true @radiant cipher Nikke got Mogador

[shell fog]

Ah thought it might be a diff one with CV down in bottom right

[serene elm]

no I meant the one ppl call FDG

Caracciolo

[valid wigeon]

When we getting Spanish WW2 ships even if Franco didn't join ww2

[heady pawn]

Too much clothing to be Mog

[rose spire]

Dragon empery UR is a myth

[serene elm]

we could, thing is even if they were neutral they fought, for both sides even, we did have a navy too and some projects as for now the coolests would be:
Canarias class
4 Littorio class BB's but larger
a CA project with Italy

waito I do have the plans for the CA

they called it battleship cruiser for some reason

but eh

[heady pawn]

WG can borrow some designs

[valid wigeon]

Also in the wiki I kinda wanna ask are these Missile guided Destroyers cold war era ships?

[shut crane]

it's not how you do it, but we did get a fat thigh pic out of it

[serene elm]

same aura tho the Label is closet pervert and Mogador is just fuckign crazy

[dry egret]

Will be possible if Sardegna, Iris and Vichiya got URs

[radiant cipher]

Mogador is better

[serene elm]

[serene elm]

I mean I like both couldn't decide

I like gloomy girls like that

[mossy pivot]

They still had ships tho

[serene elm]

yeah sure a mith

[shut crane]

and al en hasn't posted a single pic of the new grils yet

[serene elm]

so mith that every year dragon gets a event for CNY and coincidentially this year CNY is at the same time as the Febuary UR

[rose spire]

Sardegna getting a UR

[mossy pivot]

Canarias class CA, Mendez Nunes class CL, that's just a few that come to mind

[shut crane]

qed cn ur

[serene elm]

nah I don't think we will this year

[valid wigeon]

Also wtf are Guided missile destroyers in Azur Lane? Are they Cold war ships already?

Or early modern

Like middle of the 1960s

[serene elm]

like I didn't know the CNY event was always according to CNY I thought it was just at the ends of January start of Febuary, seems like not I was wrong

[rose spire]

maybe sometime I don’t know MUCH about cn tho and what’s different compared to EN and JP

[shut crane]

yeah, those are like early 1960s iirc

[mossy pivot]

Early modern

[rose spire]

ay we can dream right?

[serene elm]

don't, for your own good, as a Sardegna fan be happy we got anything at all

[mossy pivot]

Those are Project 7 destroyers USSR sold to PRC, who replaced their torpedo launchers with missile launchers

[shut crane]

always dream

dream big

[rose spire]

Need someone other UR gacha other than raffalleo

[rain valley]

fully clothed pasta boat for y'all

[shut crane]

dream of big ass

[valid wigeon]

Dream for bigger milkers

[serene elm]

me too but manjuu is manjuu

[valid wigeon]

Could we put tomato sauce?

[radiant cipher]

I like her

[rose spire]

This the closest we gon get prob

[serene elm]

ngl I want to see the CN UR if they are really doing it, we might be getting into cold war territory guys

[mossy pivot]

I think it were P-15 clones... but yeah, very early ASMs on basically WWII era DDs

[rain valley]

she's a neat look tbh, yeah

I like the sleeves

[rose spire]

[serene elm]

maybe next year we get one who knows

[mossy pivot]

Could actually be Lushun class DD

[shut crane]

fuck cold war, give me graviton cannons

[rose spire]

We in 2026 and I still have hope

[serene elm]

could be anything tbh, but the chances are really high

I never looked up when CNY was I just played the dragon events I know know they always do the event for the actual CNY dates

Febrer = Febuary Març = March

de = of

[valid wigeon]

What ship had heavier guns, Yamato or Bismark

[compact hound]

I unfortunetly dont have gems

[solar dome]

rainbow missile

finally

[serene elm]

ngl guys this looking interesting

[valid wigeon]

LRASSM Missile

[valid wigeon]

The clock strikes twelve

[serene elm]

major event gonna be crazy

finally we will have more SSR

[wide finch]

Midnight arrives

[serene elm]

[valid wigeon]

Be Calm.

[wide finch]

The Regent Endures

[shut crane]

there are some hot big tiddy dragons

[wide finch]

Slava Holy Russian Empire

[valid wigeon]

Fr. Another Hoi4 fan

Lets Go

I'm not alone anymore

[solar dome]

more base ssrs thank you manjuu

[rain valley]

oh @radiant cipher , you'll be very pleased with my w16-1 and -2 fleets so far

[shut crane]

ahhhh I need to do w16

[rose spire]

Hey so where is lion?

[languid dawn]

what this app

[rose spire]

PowerPoint

I think

[valid wigeon]

Got you sir

[compact hound]

Who are the new ships?

[solar dome]

im so lazy to do w16 im genuinely thinking of raising a second laffey 2 just for it

[valid wigeon]

Let me find another image

[rain valley]

wildly, didn't fit
I needed the overpowered French backline for the boss fleet
with some ACV from Lex

[serene elm]

peak waito

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[compact hound]

???

[wide finch]

Guys I got the USS Marlon. Can I still the use the 406mm SSR gun for him?

[rose spire]

Uh huh….minus a point for you

[compact hound]

All I know is Shimkaze having a hot skin that ic ant afford

[serene elm]

Alberto / Caracciolo

[wide finch]

Nice tits

[radiant cipher]

The only two navies I truly love are the MN and USN
This is peak

[rain valley]

I tried her initially, kinda worked

[shut crane]

cara looks tall

[wide finch]

Azur Lane girls have the nicest drawn tits I've ever seen

[sage basin]

SWEET JESUS

IS IT L2D TOO?

[shut crane]

no

[languid dawn]

bro why ur name is Bisko fan but your pfp is Lion?

[serene elm]

no

static

[radiant cipher]

Btw Turquoise
You have permission to kill on sight when you see people fawning over the shimakaze skin

[rain valley]

turns out I needed all the best Iris mobbers with Mog providing ASW
and an all-out barrage spam boss fleet that only Iris can provide

[sage basin]

FUCK

[mossy pivot]

Hmm, Francesco Carraciollo? I think we actually got her spoilered by the gear lab

[rose spire]

[shut crane]

oh yeah, are there lots of subs in w16?

[solar dome]

sub hell apparently but don't quote me on that

[sage basin]

I WANT THAT SHIMA SKIN IN L2D

[serene elm]

L2D of lolis in big 26 AL?

yeah sure

[rose spire]

I’m lowk bipolar

[serene elm]

Doro you are better off playing brown dust 2 for that at this point

[rain valley]

I needed Lex to get over the ACV requirement
as much as it would've been funny to go Air Incapacity, it'd be silly in 16-3 and -4

[rose spire]

So i just use both

[rain valley]

plus HVAR FIRE!!!!

[sage basin]

Welp back to dumping money on Nikke.

[shut crane]

is nikke doing anything interesting?

[languid dawn]

Based

[valid wigeon]

I got you

[mossy pivot]

Nvm, though the twin 381mm Model 1914 might be her guns

[serene elm]

based

[lament palm]

Idk what's up with the whole "AL has less lolis now" thing. They still release lolis, and they still give them questionable skins

[rain valley]

w16 is kinda half w14 and half w15 with the trash mobs
so subs on the recon fleets

[rose spire]

Oh you just reminded me my Lex is almost level 115

[lament palm]

Laffey 2 is one example of one that's even meta

[shut crane]

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[rain valley]

she's soooo good!

[solar dome]

does i404 contribute to acv

[compact hound]

Shima skin is damn\

[languid dawn]

mine is 120...i mean 20

[serene elm]

I mean not L2D

been a while since the last one

[rose spire]

Hell yeah pure damage which is insane

[lament palm]

It's been a while in general since the last good L2D

[rain valley]

her small slow is really nice too (or full freeze with other Eagles), for landing the rocket fighter hits

[solar dome]

the last time a L2D caught my eye was

[rain valley]

Cow 🥛

[solar dome]

Noshiro new years skin

blanked for a second

[lament palm]

It's less that we're getting L2Ds for specific characters and more than the game is just releasing slop because it's easier and they know it still sells

[rose spire]

Yeah ima get Laffey II which would pair well with her unfortunately I don’t have a wyvern yet but I’m close

[solar dome]

you can live without a wyvern

[lament palm]

But I can't live without you

[stable plank]

porn skin debate again and im missing out?

WOW

[solar dome]

romantic

[rain valley]

for at least the first set of bosses, I've been using HVAR-Skyraider-HVAR on Lex

[compact hound]

Shimakaze

[rose spire]

Uhhhh I’m using flapjack tenrai and barracuda rn but I also need to get gear for Laffey II

[rain valley]

she's very versatile in her loadout options

[rose spire]

I genuinely think she can equip any plane

[rain valley]

fighter-DB-any

[rose spire]

They blessed us with a hot op ass ship

[rain valley]

great for anti-light and medium

[gusty cargo]

this bastard event better not make me spend 200 cubes to get constellation

[rose spire]

I just been using her for anything

[rain valley]

Essex retro would be the better of the class for heavy

[rose spire]

I do got her retro she is just only level 60

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-formidable-gif-26451498

Heavy mentioned

[rain valley]

Essex has an anti-heavy skill
plus her loadout is fighter-any-TB, which can play better against heavy

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450032084599967805/formicatoverweight.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1392864473949409400/FA350DDB1F8FB59D2F3E12EDD05F9CFA.gif

[rose spire]

If I did a CV fleet I’d prob run her with Lex II and Yorktown II (Don’t got nakhimov or Fritz)

[valid wigeon]

So she can basically make ships lose weight

Forrest Gump arc or something

[rain valley]

that's gonna be a strong CV fleet, def
Lex and York ideally trio with Kearsarge ||and Lion in the future||

[solar dome]

lion is so broken I think she fits better in that than kearsarge

[rain valley]

he doesn't have Lion tho

[solar dome]

oh right

[rose spire]

Wow thank you for reminding me

[valid wigeon]

Yes he has right @rose spire

[rose spire]

I do have 200 bp and have been thinking about it but I do want to go after ply

[valid wigeon]

Risked my life for this my mom's next to me

[rose spire]

Yes ofc I have her

Hello infernal

Ima get lion right infernal?

[rain valley]

Kearsarge is hella busted with York and Lex
they are the Eagle trio

[pastel oracle]

First pull when she reruns

[rose spire]

I literally don’t care how much lion gets powercreeped I’ll use her with Bisko

[valid wigeon]

There's some extra luck on the top

[solar dome]

I doubt she would

at least by the time she gets a rerun

[rose spire]

Yes kearsarge is a bbc after all and love how she can use main gun and planes

[rose spire]

Thank you

[rain valley]

that's what they said about Alsace
and yet Lion happened

[rose spire]

I think mecky did not sure tho

[solar dome]

mm alsace and lion coexist

[rain valley]

*bbv, bbc is on another website

[stiff forum]

Bbc

[solar dome]

don't think they replace one another in anything but I could be wrong

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

But i think Lex II is almost on par with lion damage bb wise tho maybe not for a while

[solar dome]

no meck is a heavy specialist

[rose spire]

Wait NOO

[rose spire]

Oh that’s still good

[rain valley]

that's what I say, but the meta-chasers say otherwise

[rose spire]

She prob won’t get powercreeped for a VERY long while

[solar dome]

I forgot to level my mecklenburg before I got her to dev 30 so now she's stuck at level 110 but is at dev 30

[solar dome]

well

nj

lasted a good year and a half

[rose spire]

Mine is 115 dev 28 rn

[solar dome]

and everyone thought she was future proof

[rose spire]

Yeah got power creeped by like what BB UR

[solar dome]

musashi pretty sure

[rose spire]

Still good enough for Lion

[solar dome]

old bis bb team was like

musashi nj vanguard

uvh was kicked out 4 months into her release

[frank plinth]

Hi, is there any event guide?

[light island]

[rose spire]

My Bzwei Lex II and mecky go hard rn tho they re insane

[valid wigeon]

Let's do an Armament Size.

[rose spire]

Might have to ask #gameplay-help

[violet panther]

Bbc , ah british thing

[rose spire]

Poor UVH

[solar dome]

if only she didn't have that weird kit

I like her

[frank plinth]

Ohh, noted. Thanks, @rose spire

[heady pawn]

Big Black 🐓

[violet panther]

The r18 one yeah

[compact hound]

huh?

[rose spire]

Uh…

[valid wigeon]

You know you know

[violet panther]

Double meanings of BBC

[compact hound]

How did chat suddenly become about black dong

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cock-cockerel-rooster-chicken-gif-16625787

[static kernel]

Racism

[merry robin]

Musashi? Where?

[rose spire]

Not in your dock.

But soon.

[merry robin]

Aw damn

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[merry robin]

Hey Turq

Get me a milk in glass🥛

[heady pawn]

Drink it straight from the udder like a real man

[rain valley]

I'll have to let her refill, and get you some later
I was a thirsty bitch this morning

[merry robin]

Okay. @rain valley bring yo wife here

[merry robin]

okay

[rose spire]

Bruh greedy

But you could never decline the cow

[merry robin]

Anyway. I ma go grind Laffey

Or the gun

Or both

[rain valley]

Cow needs a moment XD

[rose spire]

Both

[rose spire]

Fair fair

[radiant cipher]

[merry robin]

"I am ready"

[lament palm]

Oh so this is what Rime was talking about

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-milk-milky-gif-26032502

[lament palm]

Anything to not give characters oath skins

[rose spire]

Live footage of me and Cowpens

[rose spire]

Shinano and Ägir

[merry robin]

So u are a gato

[radiant cipher]

Alsace

[heady pawn]

Essex

[rose spire]

Yeah ts lowk me

[stable plank]

oh boy another new ship that barely has any clothes on in her default and has megatits

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[rain valley]

followed immediately by a new ship almost entirely clothed

[stable plank]

i didnt see that one yet

[lament palm]

Therefore it doesn't exist

[rose spire]

Alberto her name is I think the new one

[pastel oracle]

I have conjured it into existence

[radiant cipher]

I love her

[rain valley]

yeah her
but she'll be forgotten immediately, because she doesn't fit the complainers' narritive

[stable plank]

ballerina

as always the elites are the peak

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/hatski_sin/status/2012117627364049323

HATSKI.sin (@hatski_sin)

Jean・Bart⬛️🟥

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[lament palm]

She'll be forgotten because she's Elite

[heady pawn]

Alberto di Giussano

[pastel oracle]

Sounds like a whole load of not my problem

[radiant cipher]

New Jean Art?
Satisfactory!

[signal delta]

Infernal

[stable plank]

remember roma? yeah me neither

[pastel oracle]

[radiant cipher]

[rose spire]

Please check your 57 pings

[lament palm]

The elite looks pretty nice

[radiant cipher]

No

[lament palm]

I wonder why elites always get the best ones

[rose spire]

Aww

[lament palm]

Need to make up for the lack of gameplay they'll see by being pretty maybe

[stiff forum]

Infernal

[heady pawn]

I dunno, a lot of SR are more forgotten than the older Elites

[pastel oracle]

[radiant cipher]

Elites in AL be like

winner of 2025 miss universe

[stiff forum]

New elites

[static sparrow]

My lovely foul mouthed nun🫴

[lament palm]

Remembered doesn't mean used. I oathed Yorck and haven't used her in like two years

[shut crane]

hornt nun

[lament palm]

It only means they get more art

[rose spire]

Freaky nun girl

She got a mouth on her

[stiff forum]

Hm

[heady pawn]

Fake nun

[lament palm]

Having to pick between a good looking ship that sits on your screen without ever seeing action, or a whatever looking Sr you take to opsi

Can't just make the nice looking elites srs instead

[radiant cipher]

SSR’s are cool
But Elites are wives

[lament palm]

I wish I had more use for Foch meta

Such nice art

And they give her such a bad kit

[radiant cipher]

French syndrome

[lament palm]

Maybe she should've just been UR

[violet panther]

the Duq

[lament palm]

Get rid of the whatever SSRs and URs we get now

Make old elites URs instead

I guess then they give them mid art tho, like with the last one

[stable plank]

new Italian girl looks very iron blood

[meager vine]

friedrich der italian

[rose spire]

Fdg from Italy

[meager vine]

kinda looks like that

[stable plank]

large fred vs mama mia, or whatever her name is

[hardy glen]

Well, from what I can see, it's the season for delicious Italian pasta, the best pasta, delicious!

[lament palm]

Mama Mia lol

That fits

[rain valley]

kinda love how the new BB is an older super-dread

[rose spire]

I think it’s a SR

[rain valley]

she is

[radiant cipher]

Dunkerque would no diff

[lament palm]

I want to marry Dunk

[radiant cipher]

Same

@rain valley

[jaunty adder]

@radiant cipher @lament palm

[rose spire]

Dunkerque meta is sum else

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-sandbina-sandrone-columbina-genshin-impact-gif-898980508060087290

[meager vine]

lewd

[west totem]

tf

what kind of yuri is this

[radiant cipher]

Cute yuri

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055093704995647509/1461291852677517392/clbn02.gif

[west totem]

use this in case of emergency

[solar dome]

this gif is so fucking funny

[rustic sapphire]

Wholesome

[shut crane]

big boat yooo

[hearty salmon]

BOOBIESS

[violet panther]

TingAn, Chinese milk-supplier/distributor

[hearty salmon]

BIG BOOBIES

[hearty salmon]

I use Musashi for many cuddles

[west totem]

this might be worse than lil e room 1

[shut crane]

time to get banned

[sacred oak]

Gm nerds

[rain valley]

Cow will be ready with a drink to help you soon

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cets-cets-on-creck-creck-milk-nft-gif-25482259

[tight roost]

What gacha game will beat this in the Toxic d'Or soon?

[west totem]

i don't want to go find my gallons again

[stark fox]

But Nurn though

[shut crane]

nice tanuki

[west totem]

NOPE IM GOING BACK TO LIL E

[stark fox]

Bold of you to assume I'm horny

[west totem]

who said it was for you

[radiant cipher]

Nurn

[stark fox]

Nurn big cute

[jaunty adder]

why does shima have 4 ears?

[hearty salmon]

MUMOMMAAAAAAAAA

MY BELOVED
MUMOMMAA

9 FLUFFY TAILS

[jaunty adder]

shut up

[hearty salmon]

BIG BOOBIES

[jaunty adder]

[hearty salmon]

BIG THICK THIGHS

[hard vine]

[hearty salmon]

I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRR

[rain valley]

I wonder if, as a super-dread, she'll end up being just a strong damage-focused backliner?
if she's anti-medium or -heavy, that'd be dope

[peak plover]

Are you high?

[modern yoke]

[shut crane]

she looks tall

and thicc

[modern yoke]

Chat is gone

[rose spire]

Random light keeps turning on.
Bells ringing at the front door.
Random strong wind sounding like it’s gonna tear the hour apart.

Lowk scary

[peak plover]

I sketched Rumey in class

[rose spire]

No no your eyes aren’t up there

[radiant cipher]

Nice but you should pay attention in class

https://tenor.com/view/columbina-columbina-laugh-laughing-genshin-impact-genshin-gif-15266715649134280714

[stiff forum]

She have no eyes

[dry egret]

Her hips could compete against Gouden Leeuw

[shut crane]

nothing can beat these hips

[dry egret]

Poor kansas, she needed the l2d+ skin

[shut crane]

kansas l2d would be epic

[meager vine]

sketched the most important parts

[ivory bridge]

I wonder

Nevermind, I'm not wondering

[radiant cipher]

Do you have me on ignore too?

[ivory bridge]

No, I only have one person and it's him

[radiant cipher]

Lol

What he do

[ivory bridge]

He's so horny and I don't like it but he isn't really breaking any rules or anything so this is the only thing I can do

[modern yoke]

Dirty Dumbsex

[normal comet]

how many gallons

[modern yoke]

that's all

[normal comet]

everyone can

[rain valley]

was always gonna be the DRs that get the L2Ds

[serene elm]

bruh

[radiant cipher]

I’m 7 inches deep in Kansas

[rose spire]

Just gamer life showing his side I don’t see anything wrong

[serene elm]

so you are inside one of her turrets

[normal comet]

so lewd

[trim gyro]

didn't your ears get in the way?

[ivory bridge]

Yeah I know but I'm really just not used to seeing messages that horny

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-flight-surprised-gif-7512253718693236005

This mf stroopwafel

[normal comet]

you will get used to it

[radiant cipher]

Cmere

[rose spire]

Perchance new to the server?

[ivory bridge]

It's also not that I'm mad at him or anything, I just don't like seeing messages that horny

[normal comet]

uhhhh

[ivory bridge]

Nov 17, 2025, I guess you could say I'm new

[normal comet]

i just enter at january

[radiant cipher]

The two rightmost shells are from Richelieu waow

[rose spire]

Eh it’s not the worst I’ve seen especially in game chats

[ivory bridge]

I don't look at those

[normal comet]

there's a reason why mod forbid to ss game chat or comment

[rose spire]

You don’t want to I evade it now

[rose spire]

[earnest condor]

richie.

[radiant cipher]

Hi nasty

Sup

[rain valley]

oh great, complainer is back again

[earnest condor]

womp womp

[normal comet]

not that bad tho

[ivory bridge]

Okay

[normal comet]

he just need to adapt, not terrible complain

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1452623599352414338/1016.gif

[earnest condor]

new shima skin?

damn.