al-general

[echo harbor]

We will cannibalize you

[nova monolith]

Me when someone asks for the Date A Live and God Eater Universe

[rough vapor]

this dude only oaths ships with oath skins instead of true love

[vernal onyx]

I taste like shit

[echo harbor]

Fatty

[weary trellis]

imagine they insert the AI version in between, slowly blurring the real an AI version

[vernal onyx]

My boyfriend does that

[rose spire]

I been on all those ships I’m the commander of them

[sleek cape]

Uh what

[solar dome]

AZUR LANE PLAYER DISCOVERS GIRLS PLAY SAME GAME AS HIM

[sharp swan]

Will Iowa be mogador levels of depraved or will she be normal

[sleek cape]

Normal

[rough vapor]

she will be the generic stoic every faction needs

[nova monolith]

And realize they're freakier than you

[rough vapor]

[weary trellis]

it's their choice

[violet panther]

as long as she take responsibility with Willy D

[sleek cape]

She’s the flagship I doubt she’d be stoic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264855234805873/togif.gif

[vagrant coyote]

amazing, new ship to bully

[solar dome]

wisconsin should have a skill that deletes everything

even your game

100% proc rate

[sharp swan]

Nooo don't bully her

[weary trellis]

and the girls want him to be their Shipfu

[frail thistle]

As someone who lives in Wisconsin

[nova monolith]

I would prefer a Silence skill, thanks

[frail thistle]

If Wisconsin gets added

[vagrant coyote]

stupid outfit though god damn, hope the skin is better

[frail thistle]

I am grinding her up to love so quickly

[violet panther]

and your account

[frail thistle]

And immediately oathing

[solar dome]

yeah

so you ahve to restart and pull for her again

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-omegamon-omnimon-all-delete-gif-19631483

[violet panther]

also destroy your pc/mobile device you were playing

[frail thistle]

Temper temper

[vagrant coyote]

do you call this omegamon or omnimon

[weary trellis]

omegamon

[viscid nest]

is that a pokemon

[sleek cape]

@merry robin I found your twin

[weary trellis]

because black is Alphamon

[rough vapor]

Wisconsin when she sees a dragon empery ship (it looks too much like a korean)

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/alphamon-digimon-power-gif-15772081

[echo harbor]

I have more cube than what is know to do with

[sleek cape]

Can Kentucky be a Native American Iowa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

[rough vapor]

he cookin

[weary trellis]

KFC

[viscid nest]

is ky or the other one not finished in wows?

could be pr

[solar dome]

starting to believe houston 2 has been shadowbanned and cant be obtainable anymore

[sleek cape]

That’s it no more bed for you bitch

[vernal onyx]

Btw am I the only one kind of disappointed by the Italian new ships

The dancer one looks ok, but uhm

I lowk wanted Duca di Aosta class

[analog crypt]

I've got too many bulins :(

[rough vapor]

purge

[sleek cape]

Kentucky never was in wows bro bro

[sharp swan]

Just bring all the cleveland sisters you can.

[weary trellis]

I ain't no dog

[viscid nest]

thats why i asked\

[solar dome]

ill bring every cleveland variant

[viscid nest]

i dont play wow

[sleek cape]

Bitch BOY.

[sharp swan]

If you bring all of the cleveland sisters, she will approach

[weary trellis]

I'm the ugly basterd that cucks skk

[rough vapor]

bring cleve meta so she can finally be reunited with her younger sister

[solar dome]

ive gotten 8 trillion houston 1s can i exchange them for a houston 2

[sleek cape]

If you shoot NJs ship she will eventually come to defend her home

Idk what I’m saying

[solar dome]

she isnt levelled 🙁

[sleek cape]

[rough vapor]

eat grilled manjuu

[weary trellis]

eat it raw

[rough vapor]

oh to be a manjuu

[viscid nest]

manjuu sushimi

[weary trellis]

Manjuu on the glass

[civic knot]

Manjuu cupcakes

[viscid nest]

those cupcakes do look good

not drowned in icing bless

[rose spire]

Sodak you got any gifs I can steal?

Preferably flight

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/t59-tank-flying-tank-f22-raptor-gif-5201393405799029226

[rough vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-tanks-tank-tanks-flying-plane-gif-3858710079347993894

[frail thistle]

Omg I have a twin

[weary trellis]

damn a throuple

[echo harbor]

Alberto ass

[sharp swan]

Bring biloxi. Surely she'd love to learn how the mafia works

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2011726030055063925
Yep. That's Guam wearing nothing.

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Guam would be great friends with Santa Fe

[serene elm]

the what new

[hearty salmon]

My god look at those highs

Thighs

[signal delta]

Italian ship

[hearty salmon]

THE WAY HER QUADS STICK OUT LIKE CHICKEN THIGHS

THE THICKNESS

THE SHEER VOLUME OF THEM

IMAGINE HOW SUCKLE THEY WOULD BE

[serene elm]

oh we getting Caracciolo

[analog crypt]

High hip

[rose spire]

Guam

[serene elm]

but like leaked Febuary UR event or what?

[signal delta]

Raid event

[solar dome]

no italian event on 21st

[viscid nest]

na not ur event

[signal delta]

For late January I think

[serene elm]

wait what?

[raven grove]

I cannot sleep....

[sharp swan]

Oh god.......... february is another UR?

[solar dome]

yes

[viscid nest]

maybe 1 more ship i think prob a 3 ship event

[solar dome]

in schedule

[serene elm]

next event is CNY

[sharp swan]

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A BREAK

[tired crown]

Make the executive decision and put gamer life into horny jail for a couple days

[sharp swan]

I lost all my cubes to guam

[soft gust]

Mmmm

[sharp swan]

Well, almost all...

[signal delta]

Yeah,but they definitely add raid even this year

[sharp swan]

I'm down to like 30

[oblique dove]

Me too

[modern dew]

the what now

[serene elm]

[modern dew]

the who the where

gahdamn

[oblique dove]

Yeah that one.

[violet panther]

[analog crypt]

SWEET JESUS

[serene elm]

Alberto looks peak

[solar dome]

its caracciolo

[sharp swan]

Last event Pasadena took the most of my cubes, with lexi taking less than 10

[signal delta]

[solar dome]

artist looks familiar

did they draw santa fe

[signal delta]

Now this one is actually very nice

[sharp swan]

Italian roon

[serene elm]

should be 1 or 2 more ships

[analog crypt]

Littoro is so happy

[sharp swan]

Why is she so happy

[signal delta]

Honestly,I thought she was FDG skin when I her the first time

[vagrant coyote]

3rd ship leaked

[analog crypt]

More hot women to drool over

[serene elm]

good thing is I have enough for the new Italian L2D

good thing they disappointed me with the round 2 L2D skins

[vagrant coyote]

but do you have enough for 4 L2D+?

[solar dome]

Who

[sharp swan]

I will not be buying anymore skins, at least unless they give fargo, kearsarge, or pasadena another

[rose spire]

Prince of moustache

[viscid nest]

wales kai

[analog crypt]

Sometimes I wish they would add modern ships so I could play the one my friend is on, but it wouldn't work lol

[echo harbor]

PIT PIT, NEW ITALIAN ASS

[analog crypt]

Also she's a submarine so meh

[serene elm]

it's weird tho usually the first event after the Christmas one is CNY which I'm throwing a triple, means that this year CN is getting a UR

[echo harbor]

Her ass look great

[echo harbor]

Holy thighs

[serene elm]

yup

the only sad thing is that NP will get a UR this year

[sharp swan]

I still find it crazy that there are ships that were scrapped, and now have submarines named after them

[serene elm]

ngl would be funny the CN UR and major event this time no idea who will they put if they do it

this is the weird thing

[viscid nest]

not really crazy theres like 100 enterprises

[sharp swan]

AMONG US

[analog crypt]

I <3 USS Tuscon

[viscid nest]

honey is a sub now kinda cool

[sharp swan]

We need a wishing well event that I can get Chi An

[serene elm]

but this time is Sardegna not the usual new year, that's kinda sus as I said

[sharp swan]

Honey, also wasn't scrapped.

[serene elm]

I will stand by thinking CN is getting a major UR event

[molten fjord]

i agree

[sharp swan]

She's permanently sitting as a museum

[serene elm]

it's really sus to break the all time tradition of the biggest community inside AL for no reason, CN is coming big this year trust me

[sharp swan]

Watch, lunar new year gives us a UR Umamusume ship

Manjuu would do it just because they know they can make bank

[serene elm]

tho

lunar new year is sardegna

[sharp swan]

Oh. So a faction i do not care about

[serene elm]

oh waito no, no no

it is not my bad

[sharp swan]

Oh good

[sour gyro]

[serene elm]

I wasn't wrong

my triple is a very big chance thing

[idle remnant]

did we got a hint of Marco Polo CV ?

[serene elm]

new year is at the end of Febuary the same time the first major UR event is released

China getting big time?

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-marco-polo-chibi-bullying-gif-22315488

[serene elm]

hoooooly Sardegna + Dragon UR couldn't be happier if it's the case holyyyyyyy

[sharp swan]

Possibly. Also Pasadena is beautiful in this shot ngl

She's so happy

Willy angry

[serene elm]

lol

this year looking interesting for now ngl

then I remember NP will most likely get a UR and I get depressed

[idle remnant]

Im just shocked about it, I do love reading the azur lane stories

[sharp swan]

I love A Note Through the Firmament part 2

[idle remnant]

with hints along the way

[sharp swan]

Willy D's group finally gets some action

Part 1 was just a long, boring date with Lexi II

[swift niche]

Playable Enty META!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[serene elm]

@mortal hill what do you think?

Febuary could be CN UR because Sardegna is getting a event and it's not the CNY one or what?

[mortal hill]

Its been long i talked here and someone pinged me

[sharp swan]

Yay finally. Evil Enterprise

[serene elm]

actually now that I look at it

[mortal hill]

Honestly they could literally run at the same time

So i'll play the long game

[serene elm]

CNY event also always is connected with CNY it self and this year CNY is at the same time as febuary UR

[mortal hill]

Alright cya

[serene elm]

might be the case

[idle remnant]

so you're telling me there is a chance we can get Kearsarge CV as well since they're doing PR ship Upgrades now ?

[jaunty adder]

who is the person wearing purple gloves and sleeves in those new comics?

[sharp swan]

In about 5 years it's possible.

[violet panther]

Kearsarge CV, an Essex-class

[merry robin]

Twin is that you?

[sharp swan]

When she's outclassed by everything because of how the game is still moving more and more towards meta focused gameplay

[merry robin]

Thanks for finding my twin

[eager matrix]

I'm broke:

[wanton pelican]

We can get Ibuki CV

[serene elm]

no

[merry robin]

Same. FAHHH

[swift niche]

Show your storage.

[forest sparrow]

Boise Sub

[wanton pelican]

[sharp swan]

I don't understand the point of meta focused gameplay in AL with the latest worlds but it's whatever i guess

[modern dew]

cakagi

[serene elm]

@devout bough Sardegna event and possible CN UR, year looking crazy ngl

[eager matrix]

My storage is 50k

[sharp swan]

Boise L2D+

[violet panther]

CN UR?

[modern dew]

we need to add sleeping in AL

forreal

[serene elm]

mostly because there's nothing for that

[wanton pelican]

LSD

[serene elm]

yup because next event is not CNY it's a Sardegna event as CNY this year is at the same time the Febuary UR is released

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-ena-ena-joel-g-dream-bbq-ena-dream-bbq-gif-11211641382451710181

[serene elm]

so the CNY event has been moved to ends of Febuary

[sharp swan]

If they add all Cleveland classes, that means there will be Pasadena II

[serene elm]

so there's a really high chance of China getting a UR

[violet panther]

if u guys won't forget picking a girl for Valentine, that is

[idle remnant]

So Po

[serene elm]

RAFFAELLO

MY BELOVED RAFFAELLO

[sharp swan]

Pasadena will always be my valentine.

She is my only one

[forest sparrow]

That’s assuming I ever change my secretary from Boise

[sharp swan]

Based

[violet panther]

that's up to you

[rough vapor]

pit pit
a moment of your time
thoughts on francesco

[serene elm]

FUCKING PEAK

[violet panther]

my dilemma is a girl of a faction each year, first year already scamcatted by wrongly picked a collab

[sharp swan]

I respect those who are dedicated to underrated or less remembered ships

[serene elm]

tho ngl I like Alberto more

[violet panther]

[serene elm]

Alberto is peak of peaks

[rough vapor]

too bad itll be a smol event

[serene elm]

used to it

at least we got one event

[rough vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[idle remnant]

Oh cool new ship girls 😍

[violet panther]

the kangs

[halcyon matrix]

What does that even mean

[rough vapor]

Italians getting an ounce of content a decade

[halcyon matrix]

We getting a UR or not?

[violet panther]

dont expect her to be op, but expect her to be cordial and amicible Desu Wa

[serene elm]

we don't know thing is CN always gets a event due to CNY Chinese New Year , it's a tradition from all years, it's usually a minor event like the one Sardegna is getting now, thing is this time CNY falls at the end of Febuary at the same time we get the first UR of the year

[ember spindle]

main campaign isn't even the story. this game's story, if you can call it that, is told through events
it's a very disjointed quest of pranking and brawling sirens, the aliens who run the simulation the game takes place in. last time i checked it was to exact revenge for them forcing our ships to replay a world war over and over

[slender haven]

For the third patch in a row, the new characters are dressed in threads. Did all the fabric go to curtains? Why are the characters naked? I'm glad Alberto de Jussano has pants. It's already not bad, but there's nothing on Franchesco Karachallo at all. Where next?

[spice dove]

i honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is also the CNY event, there is usually only few CN ships anyways and they probably ran out of good options a while ago

[violet panther]

have gut feeling that nexxt (or the last) pasta girl will be....a DD, and Elite

[rough vapor]

Type 03 and her sister

[serene elm]

if you look it up CNY in game falls always when CNY irl is celebrated

[violet panther]

this year irl CNY is Febr 17th

[serene elm]

yeah

[spice dove]

ah-- okay i have no idea how they determine that but fair enough

[idle remnant]

Maybe we getting CNY ships in cold war now

[rough vapor]

damn so no February np event

unplayable

[slender haven]

Its a new battleship... and she is judje. Its almost absurd

[serene elm]

in fact shit is so crazy this year the CNY falls literally in the same timeline the Febuary event lasts

[eager matrix]

Dear, god...

[serene elm]

ooops

my bad

I writed 1 instead of 2

Març is March

[slender haven]

I'm talking about the same thing... God has turned away from us

[serene elm]

shit is crazy we might get China UR before GTA6

[rough vapor]

fascinating

[serene elm]

but yeah hopes up, thigns looking peak

Dragon UR

[modern socket]

Most anticipated game award for the 3rd time in a row

[hard vine]

We need 8 more Kursk skins

[eager matrix]

I can't even begin to imagine her oath skin

[serene elm]

good thing for you rat NP will most likely get a UR event this year

I think that speaks by itself

[sharp swan]

All clevelands deserve l2ds

[analog crypt]

24/7.

[serene elm]

give Zara Pola and Gorizia another L2D

[sharp swan]

All 25+ of them

[static kernel]

elites better than gold

why

how

[slender haven]

Her wedding skin will be more covered than usual... irony

[static kernel]

what does this say about the fanbase

especially the ones not posting on discord

[serene elm]

[sharp swan]

Elites are a vibe

[static kernel]

the fact manjuu thinks the ssr has to be that way compared to elites

for that matter did the gooners CRITICIZE manjuu for lexington ii wearing a dress?

[sharp swan]

Probably

[static kernel]

or william d porter because despite having cleavage, she is also wearing a short dress?

[serene elm]

Lex II wearing a dress is peak

[static kernel]

yeah but i want to know beyond my hunches

[eager matrix]

ok, that's good.

[static kernel]

you're on discord en so i didnt mean you

[serene elm]

I honestly don't care what the girl wears if I like her

there's so much hot girls you start caring more about her personality

[slender haven]

It's just that if they just show her naked, no one will understand that it's a wedding skin.

[serene elm]

and this one is looking silly ojo sama

me like

gonna make the ojo sama my simp

[eager matrix]

I see, fair point.

[violet panther]

with fencer tight

and that straight-frill skirt

[sharp swan]

What do I name this fleet

[serene elm]

someone pointed out Alberto VA is Eimi from BA? HMMM

that sounds good if it's the case

[pastel oracle]

You have found wife

[violet panther]

Oil-Extraction fleet

[viscid nest]

Common infernal w

[late shale]

Hmm

[pastel oracle]

[serene elm]

Infernal W I see here, and what about Alberto? the elite

[sharp swan]

Too basic

[pastel oracle]

She is great too

[serene elm]

[violet panther]

"Watashi Wa Numba Guam"

[serene elm]

I can hear the OHOHOHO from here

[viscid nest]

Prob 1-2 more ships

[violet panther]

i might can hear a "Desu Wa"

[sharp swan]

Noh I am not naming it after the one who refuses to wear underwear

[serene elm]

prob 2

it's usually the amount this event has

4 ships

only 1 SSR

[viscid nest]

3 gacha 1 point you think?

[rancid compass]

why give her clothes at all

[serene elm]

yup

[static kernel]

if this were the ssr design, who would rage?

[serene elm]

exactly just make her nude

[static kernel]

i wanna know

[serene elm]

so she is ready for it

[serene elm]

not me

[static kernel]

not you i mean cn

[serene elm]

it's just a rarity I will make her work on my sardegna fleet no matter the rarity

[static kernel]

the guys who have manjuu by the balls

[serene elm]

[serene elm]

idk depends prob some of them

[static kernel]

a skin is fine, imagine that being l2d

[sharp swan]

Boing

[hard vine]

Titties!

[wooden flare]

ayo can i even send Francesco's base art here 💀

[pastel oracle]

Yes

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[wooden flare]

wow i remember we couldnt even send Albacore here but now everything ingame is allowed?

[sick crest]

not everything

[pastel oracle]

[sick crest]

a handful of stuff is banned

[wooden flare]

is there a list or sth i want to check them out

[sick crest]

Dace base art
Yoizuki sports skin
Loading screen with U-556 and U-81
Loading screen of Eldridge in her various skin outfits
L2D "transformation" animation of Z46 idol skin.
Le Malin L2D bunnysuit animations.
Z16's base art
Grozny's "Bunny in the Banya" bath skin
Asanagi's "Lulled by Rough Seas" swimsuit
Golden Darkness' "Pajama Status: On" skin

[wooden flare]

ah I see cute and funny stuff isnt allowed

[abstract ingot]

is she pasta?

though still

why does every ship has to follow now the string clothes trend?

[spice dove]

it's probably making them money

[wooden flare]

It gets lots of traction and eyes on the game

[serene elm]

you can yes

[solid whale]

cause naked boat = insta popular

[devout bough]

I wish boats wore actual clothes

[serene elm]

sadly that was not the case

ir is whar ir is

[modern dew]

pit955 chinese

[abstract ingot]

I will get the skin if it actually gives her clothes

almost like how Alsace bikini does.

[violet panther]

it also gain a lot of "discussions"(rants/complains/arguements/hatedoms) which is exactly planned for "increased attention"

[modern dew]

what if the skin gives her clothes but removes yours in return

[solid whale]

[abstract ingot]

I never needed them anyways

[wooden flare]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-meme-butler-paper-gif-14735317248936290425

[solid whale]

i would never

[viscid nest]

Hate watchers

[violet panther]

and drama-backseaters

[wooden flare]

yeah i see azur lane making money and im a happy man

[hard vine]

I quite like boobies

[solid whale]

i miss the nice looking uniforms

atago uniform

[abstract ingot]

I am fine as long as I get some skins I like

not that it matters since I'm poor rn.

[royal tundra]

Anson is no longer in the list... can I post her now?

[abstract ingot]

Sure, go ahead.

[solid whale]

do it and get image banned

[radiant cipher]

Dupleix

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[wooden flare]

nice

[solid whale]

revealing is an understatement

[violet panther]

it's relevant for public statement

understatement or not is for the searches

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

[rapid sedge]

I wonder how censored the Chinese baseskin is gonna be

[tranquil mural]

Man 6 days for UR rerun events are so less, especially it is not good for new players. 223k buyout price for event shop makes it hard to farm in time.

[solid whale]

probably just make her panties opaque

[violet panther]

2 of Hamman2 censoring

afaihs

[wooden flare]

you gotta do the 3x and 5x once a day for the other stage too

[tranquil mural]

Normal UR events are at least 14 days, they can leave the UR rerun and add a new event if they want

[modern dew]

natoki more like hamburger con salsa

[solid whale]

live ben carmine reaction

[violet panther]

Hammborger

or more like Full Course

[modern dew]

dinner

[solid whale]

if i was hammann id feed myself to my dorm

[ember spindle]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[violet panther]

better if it's Yorky who eat

[serene elm]

FITTING PFP

[solid whale]

evil lane

[violet panther]

Ebon Lane

[solid whale]

nightmare alley

[sinful vapor]

once in a while I do not mind my area being 5-6 C

[abstract ingot]

ok, this is peak

[serene elm]

Alberto is peak

[ember spindle]

evil al giving ships actual clothing and somewhat realistic bodies:

[fluid pier]

[solid whale]

eh who needs realistic

make em bigger

stronger

[violet panther]

with DEI initiative

[solid whale]

waiter more native american ships please

[serene elm]

what?

[solid whale]

make their asses fatter instead

[violet panther]

and numbers of b....african-american shipgirls

[serene elm]

prob New Mexico, she would fit for that style

[solid whale]

give me boston manjuu

[serene elm]

Mexicans kept their native idk how to say it way of looking?

[solid whale]

CA-69

[fluid pier]

you can say black / dark skinned if you want

[solid whale]

give the baltimore sisters their boston

do we have any black ships?

curious

[serene elm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

[fluid pier]

the type that get mad about that were likely already banned from here anyway

[sinful vapor]

man I am glad I am not in the swampy area of Florida, cause it is around -2 to -5 C

[abstract ingot]

well, in Mexico, we, you know, didn't war them and killed them all

[solid whale]

boston RAAAAAAAAAAAGH 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[serene elm]

we did do bit of bad things too but we didn't kill them all so latins do have their native looks

[abstract ingot]

and the church demanded intermarriage because the catholic church was so happy to spread itself

[sinful vapor]

snow gators would be weird to see

[solid whale]

MASSACHUSETTS RAAAAAAAH

[serene elm]

some regions look more native than others it depends on various stuff

[abstract ingot]

well

you cannot tax people in the jungle because all the spaniards die of disease

[solid whale]

we should just like

turn all of the USA into megachusetts

[serene elm]

Peru, Guatemala this are two examples of maintaining their ancestors looks

[silver lava]

I’d say Alaska too but she’s probably going to be matched with her sister

[violet panther]

did u see gators with Santa-hats on rivers during late December?

[serene elm]

hmm didn't ppl from Alaska look a bit different from their native south neightbours?

[solid whale]

hasnt guam said alaska is all serious n shit

[sinful vapor]

nope, not then, it was not cold enough

[silver lava]

Yup!

[sinful vapor]

now they should be

[solid whale]

its be weird if she was flying solo like guam

[violet panther]

or they're hired to loiter around certain detention-center

[sinful vapor]

lol

[silver lava]

Yeah a little but it’s nothing like supper different.

[solid whale]

do we even need Florida anyway

should just turn it into a state sized walmart

[serene elm]

yeah

[fluid pier]

[sinful vapor]

if it gets colder, Disney World will be snowing

[silver lava]

Like you have to think alot of southern Native American groups migrated from the north its why they have Athabaskan type language

[abstract ingot]

btw, what is the story people are posting about with Willy and Pasadena?

[rose spire]

Just finished my D3 grind

[violet panther]

[serene elm]

what

[silver lava]

She has to be with how her sister is.

[abstract ingot]

Well, those images of them

[rose spire]

[hard vine]

[abstract ingot]

They were not on the Helena story last event

[solid whale]

not necessarily

[fluid pier]

[modern dew]

what happened to shima

[pastel oracle]

I have a bad feeling about that

[solid whale]

baby haku

[sinful vapor]

man.... Verkhoyansk, Russia is now like - 51C 🥶

[silver lava]

Jesus

[abstract ingot]

this whole stuff

[modern dew]

bit chilly innit

[ember spindle]

climate change turned her from island gale into open sea gale

[modern dew]

ngl

[silver lava]

What’s even the point of living there????

[serene elm]

[silver lava]

And I’m saying that as an Alaskan

[modern dew]

erm

[sinful vapor]

oh no

[solid whale]

[pastel oracle]

Ewwww

[solid whale]

live big guy reaction

[violet panther]

so skinny

[modern dew]

is that her

[ember spindle]

uh oh more bait for pit to lose his future kids to?

[modern dew]

why's she a cv

[serene elm]

that is indeed Shima

[modern dew]

they cloned her ass

[sinful vapor]

cv= voice actor

[modern dew]

ah

[serene elm]

that is voice actor

[modern dew]

i may be fried

[solid whale]

[modern dew]

havent slept at all

[solid whale]

cv character voice

[silver lava]

Please go sleep 🙏

[solid whale]

[modern dew]

after i shave ma mug

[serene elm]

I wonder if we will get Leone in this Sardegna event

[modern dew]

@solid whale when are you naming yourself big woman

[silver lava]

You shave before bed??

[modern dew]

yea duh

[abstract ingot]

oath skin? no, probably not

[modern dew]

my eyes brows gotta go

cant let people know what emotion im feeling

[silver lava]

Who needs those

[abstract ingot]

it's good to see Shimakaze return at least

[solid whale]

when i get hit by a truck and get reborn as a girl

[modern dew]

what a coincidence im a trucker

[silver lava]

Always the truck

[solid whale]

[silver lava]

What you drive?

[ember spindle]

getting akashi's -chan-inator to make you a tiny desk shipgirl

[solid whale]

but ion wanna be a baby shipgirl

[ember spindle]

or a shipboy if you want, i still believe that should be possible

[abstract ingot]

oh, so this is the new story

[solid whale]

i wanna be me but im getting smothered by an atago hug

[silver lava]

Couldn’t it be possible with Russian ships?

[solid whale]

[spice dove]

does she usually not have a bunny tail? i never though about that

[silver lava]

Good story + 2 wisdom cubes

It’s long though

[modern dew]

peel p50

[hard vine]

🚮

[silver lava]

Probably has more power than my Volvo Auto car

[solid whale]

oh yeah funny story right

[modern dew]

truth

[modern dew]

thats funny as fuck

[solid whale]

im playing E33 and i have alo open on my other monitor

[silver lava]

E33?

[solid whale]

amagi oath skin art and another giga tit bote posted

[hard vine]

Expedition 6-7

[silver lava]

Oh

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[solid whale]

my mom comes into tell me her mom died and then after shes like "those are some big cartoon boobies" and it got a laugh outta her

[silver lava]

Poor grandma is going to be associated with anime tittys now

[solid whale]

your garden is overgrown and your turnips are soft

[modern dew]

quick interaction events

[solid whale]

yea forgot to change servers

[violet panther]

laughing while also rip granny eh

[modern dew]

ngl my ass itchy as hell

rip gran

[solid whale]

ey it cheered her up a bit

so worked out

[shut crane]

Books pls

[silver lava]

That’s good, sorry for both your loss.

[solid whale]

expedition 33

ye thanks

[violet panther]

my maternal granny rip since i was in elementary

[silver lava]

Feel you

[peak knoll]

no reds

[hard vine]

Your father smells of elderberries and your mother is a hamster

[spice dove]

average

[peak knoll]

this is why i dont level the skills of bad ships

[violet panther]

my paternal granny still bedridden

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/rolf-ed-edd-n-eddy-confess-to-your-crime-stale-end-piece-of-white-bread-mad-gif-17153209

[silver lava]

My grandparents are still around. My great grandparents finally died out 3ish years back

[solid whale]

most of mine are still around

[shut crane]

I level ALL THE SKILLS

[solid whale]

my nana passed while i was in high-school

[spice dove]

i am getting there too, but i am not as low on books at least. somehow. reds are definitely being drained the fastest though

[silver lava]

My grandpa is turning 81 and the dude is on his roof shoveling 6 feet of snow. I actually can’t get him to stop. Very quiet and hard working man, love the dude to death.

[peak knoll]

i think almost every ship now has at least 1 red skill

[shut crane]

most do yeah

[modern dew]

did you tell him me and you are married

[solid whale]

i dont have a super good relationship with a lotta my family

[peak knoll]

only older ships with 1 probably have a chance of not having red

[shut crane]

it's very rare not to have a red skill

[solid whale]

[silver lava]

We could pull up to his house in the p50 together to tell him

[wanton pelican]

I sure love red skills

[modern dew]

inb4 he gets in the flak and shoots us down

[solid whale]

takagi has the irl red skill

able to ban whoever

[modern dew]

takagi irl is a red skill book

[silver lava]

He did get me an AR for my birthday this year

[shut crane]

I love cute floof

[wanton pelican]

[spice dove]

best offensive skill

[modern dew]

cute girlie gift

[solid whale]

we should turn rat into a marketable plushie

[wanton pelican]

Yooo

[silver lava]

Ofc, now I can go shooting with my homegirls unironically

[hearty salmon]

Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Big Boobies?

[abstract ingot]

No books

[solid whale]

id like to get my firearms permit sometime

[hard vine]

I am always marketable

[wanton pelican]

If only it wasn’t low res

[modern dew]

ngl i read that as "im gonna go around shooting my homegirls"

pancakes meta

[peak knoll]

u have to go reverse image search it and get full res now

[violet panther]

market Rat with Jane

[abstract ingot]

Citlali too haggy however, could use some rest.

[solid whale]

i would like to have a moment of my lord and savior cute girls

[modern dew]

is that you irl

[violet panther]

300 yo too Haggy? then i may vouch 2000 yo Ganyu

[silent lagoon]

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[silver lava]

I wouldn’t get to far 💔
All friends got airborne contracts

[serene elm]

@burnt idol did you see the new girls?

[silent lagoon]

New Shima skin...?

[wanton pelican]

YOOOOOOO

[peak knoll]

thats a cute skin

[modern dew]

word let me in da family business

[abstract ingot]

Only 300? I thought she was at least 500

Nvm, she can go on

[burnt idol]

WHERE

[solid whale]

yae miko

[hearty salmon]

Its ok , because following my formula in Dissertation on boobies.
m=Sp
Where m is mass of boobies
S is Sexyness
And P is amount of pixels visible
Which means boobies are always sexy no matter the resolution

[wanton pelican]

@sage basin

[solid whale]

yae miko and Ei have me moving diabolical

[silent lagoon]

[violet panther]

when Mavuika initiated shits 500y ago, Citlali hadn't born yet

[modern dew]

shima out here wearin barely anything like she's got something to show

[abstract ingot]

Rime will have a field day

[solid whale]

hoffen got a new skin to buy

[modern dew]

[gentle cargo]

Switzerland Acquired a new Mascot!

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-blue-archive-gif-2762221361726539462

[spice dove]

i mean, there is a camera, so... i suppose she does

[modern dew]

its a giant eyeball

cameras dont exist in AL

yet

[spice dove]

what

[modern dew]

[gentle cargo]

she shows her GIANT FOREHEAD

[neon coral]

Big win for the Hayami Saori simps

[violet panther]

would squish both her human-ears and bunny-ears

[solid whale]

shoulf grind shima into nutrient slurry

[modern dew]

yes

[radiant cipher]

[solid whale]

put her into a really big blender

[wanton pelican]

What

[neon coral]

Very sensitive

[solid whale]

the slurry will sate amagi's hunger for like 20m

(thats a long time)

[modern dew]

look over there

there is a giant genetically altered grape

[neon coral]

How's the sinking boat that is Ibuki voting Takagi

[violet panther]

cake for Gym time?

[solid whale]

they did gene altering on a WHAT?!?!?

[abstract ingot]

Well, now time to sleep

[gentle cargo]

thats not Cake, read again, its Cheese.

[wanton pelican]

Who are you?

[abstract ingot]

Good night, humans

[violet panther]

desu yo ne

[neon coral]

I don't who I am
Can you tell me

[solid whale]

they did surgery on an ape

[serene elm]

you will love Alberto 100% I know you

[gentle cargo]

thats why i said Switzerland got a new Mascot, Cowpens has a GIANT Chhese wheel

[burnt idol]

THE BLONDE ONE IS SO CUTE

[wanton pelican]

Oh yeah the first ship

[serene elm]

Alberto I knew you would love her lol

that's why I asked

[wanton pelican]

I do however like the fit on the second ship

[gentle cargo]

OK..... The girl on Right.... GETS U BANNED on youtube i allready can tell...

[wanton pelican]

Especially because it’s the opposite of the first

[solid whale]

you can see coochie

girl got transparent pantaloons

[gentle cargo]

WHY.... Why we go to SUCH Nudity on DEFAULT skins.... Soon we cant Stream the Game at all...

[blissful oxide]

i see nothing

[hollow stone]

needs more plump

[serene elm]

Caracciolo is the one on the right but idk if it's the Caracciolo or just a project

[peak knoll]

oh are they pasta ships

[neon coral]

Whoo boi I can wait for them to top that

[hollow stone]

quit while youre ahead

[serene elm]

yup Sardegna event, this year CNY is in Febuary arround the time the first UR appears so high chance of China UR

[radiant cipher]

Giussano looks fantastic
Caraciollo looks meh

[peak knoll]

cant wait for a china ur to just be more powerful than every ship ingame

[serene elm]

CNY event is always when CNY happens

[solid whale]

should not bother with the underwear if you gonna make em invisible anyway

[serene elm]

so this year we might get a Chinese UR as the CNY happens ends of Febuary start of March

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

Manjuu is waiting to unleash the long sealed Chinese-bias

[peak knoll]

theyre not invisible imo theyre just a crease

i zoomed in

[gentle cargo]

i mean Caracciollo wasthe name of the Project and the Names for her and her sisters where allready Coosen, her sisters names where, Cristoforo Colombo, Marcantonio Colonna, and Francesco Morosini

[serene elm]

I say the same tbh, but we know the one who will sell the most is Caracciolo

[shut crane]

omg big fat boats

[solid whale]

nah man that aint a crease

[violet panther]

Francesco Caraccio , italian naval officer, once served in Royal Navy attachment, under Rodney, for about a decade before return to Medi

[modern dew]

sometimes

i eat a whole elephant

[solar dome]

fucking hell dude

finally

[spice dove]

nice

[serene elm]

I don't know if that's what her name is based on tho

seems like yes

[solar dome]

I didn't even notice I got her

[solid whale]

bombadillo crocodillo

[violet panther]

the titular italian naval officer in 1720-1790s

[hollow stone]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-gif-5581811196247542206

[gentle cargo]

TAIHOOOOOO BABE!!!!! LETS f n GOOOOOOO MY BAEEEEE

[nocturne ether]

I wanna see what the skins will be

in b4 the skin is less lewd than base

[serene elm]

yup this dude

[solid whale]

someday azuma will make it to finals

😔

[serene elm]

considering so far Italian skins might be the case

[blissful oxide]

someday big guy will be the host 😔

[nocturne ether]

azumama

[shut crane]

is she trying to be a biblically acurate angel?

[solid whale]

im already host

[west totem]

WHY IS TAIHOU ALMOST 1000K INFRONT OF SECOND PLACE

[solid whale]

host to brain damage

[blissful oxide]

damn

[violet panther]

iirc he started his naval carrier serving the british, until after American-War-of-Independence , then returning to divisive-Italian-politics

[serene elm]

that would be a fallen angel right?

[peak knoll]

she does look like it will

[serene elm]

yup that is the caracciolo I was wondering about

[peak knoll]

lmao the white censoring on it

china always makes me laugh

[solid whale]

she has the darkest dungeon stress marker

[violet panther]

a 33k tons dreadnought, about 210m long

[serene elm]

never completed

[nocturne ether]

fell because she was too lewd

[agile silo]

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[violet panther]

speed 28 knots

[serene elm]

launched but never completed

[agile silo]

its been so long Shimakaze

[shut crane]

lol the chest jiggle is insane

[solid whale]

next person to feetpost is gonna get flogged for a fortnight

[serene elm]

only real image of the ship I could find

[violet panther]

Alberto is very ballet-athletic

[peak knoll]

the shima isnt l2d is it

[austere mesa]

[shut crane]

doesn't look like l2d

[nocturne ether]

go vote for azuma

[austere mesa]

Left4Dead

[violet panther]

one of her sister would become ocean-liner Roma, which would become carrier Aquila

[solid whale]

left4speed

[serene elm]

no

it would say it

[shut crane]

she fight

back in my day the cn gifs were high quality

[solid whale]

so is she gonna be like mog but pasta

[violet panther]

blast groundwave of a typical greatsword uppercut

[solid whale]

roon mog pasta

[agile silo]

Shimakaze is kawaii

[nocturne ether]

maybe she doesn't wear clothes because it gets in the way

[serene elm]

oh wait that attack is the same Dracule Mihawk does

[austere mesa]

no cloth = moar armor

[solid whale]

so like sheffy not wearing underwear

[shut crane]

damn, shima got beeeg

[serene elm]

https://tenor.com/view/slash-gif-24380512

[nocturne ether]

yes

[serene elm]

literally same shit lmao

Cracciolo is Dracule Mihawk

[shut crane]

look at this quality

[solid whale]

zenker make me slumber

[gentle cargo]

Because it is THE Taiho!!! The Best of the Best! she ALWAYS Loves u no matter what. a True Wife, through thick and thin times!

[violet panther]

that's still quarterfinal

[west totem]

i feel like AKAGI would make a better wife than TAIHOU

[hard vine]

Lewd the Zenker

[gentle cargo]

i mean.... Enterprise never made it in top spot in ANY hosting this time.

[violet panther]

and her sister, Alvitr

[nocturne ether]

also go vote for reno, you shikikans are her hero, don't make her sad

[solid whale]

atago would make a better wife than taihou and akagi combined and squared

[serene elm]

peak

[modern dew]

im blaming you for that

[gentle cargo]

GOOD!

Goal Accomplished

[modern dew]

i will also take you out on a romantic cruise as revenge

[violet panther]

my ideal type is probably Noshiro

[hearty salmon]

That’s america’s chest right there

[serene elm]

Noshiro is ultra cute

[gentle cargo]

BAD, as a swiss i have toi take my STG 90 (Sig 556) auto riffle with me

[ember spindle]

rereading the event cutscenes i had seen the first time around and i love laffey sm
mf is so not in the mood to talk she just wants a fight ❤️

[modern dew]

a SWISS aw HELL nah you're gonna run me dry

[nocturne ether]

yes

not the largest but cute

[modern dew]

a mcdonalds menu there costs atleast 3 bars of gold

[gentle cargo]

First.... money.... then... Money... and Last.... Money....

[modern dew]

perhaps some more money

[violet panther]

so who's the biggest Freedom booba?

[modern dew]

you

[sharp swan]

No, I will not vote for reno reactor. IM VOTING FOR CHI AN

[nocturne ether]

I wish I got to keep my rifle

[gentle cargo]

1 Big MC Menu here Costs 15 bucks..... Just saying...

There is a Reason why Switzerland is rich... Because it is FUCKN Expensive here.

[modern dew]

people asking who got the biggest booba

never looking within...

[serene elm]

Chi An is good

[nocturne ether]

chi an is cool too

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/komano-manato-belle-chest-bounce-phaethon-gif-13074572346460270283

have Belle tested

[sharp swan]

Chi An deserves cooking privledges

[modern dew]

i mean for the beautiful ass country yall have to maintain yea i get why

[nocturne ether]

just stop voting taihou lol

[next fox]

So you're saying she's a WW1 Gilf?

[nocturne ether]

she has more tha enough

[next fox]

[violet panther]

while Alberto is 1930s light cruiser

[serene elm]

it had already ended for when she was launched, never completed so yes more or less

she is ww1

we could say

[violet panther]

she was the last dreadnought-class to be attempted built by pasta in ww1

[gentle cargo]

dont get me Wrong i LOVE it here its frickin Beautiful. the mountains the Huge Valleys the Scenery.... But man.. Cost of Living sometimes... Liuke i have many times where last few days of the month i have no Food because everything is so expensive.

[next fox]

More granny's

[nocturne ether]

I like this gilf more

[ember spindle]

(cutscene: silver fox) bruh what kinda spartan shithole is your eagle union wdym you consider taking treats to battle to be a waste of space

[modern dew]

hey i get to flex 1 thing

we beat you in terms of taxation

[nocturne ether]

meta things

[austere mesa]

YOLO approach

[gentle cargo]

NO...... Swiss has a 65% Tax rate.....

our taxes are adjustable depending on Income here.. so it starts on 20% if u earn like no income..... and the more u earn... the more Taxes u pay... THIS is a HUGE reason why we not have many Rich people living here...

[modern dew]

i beat they fucking eat homeless people over there

[shut crane]

I have coggies again

[modern dew]

gahdamn

[nocturne ether]

65% is crazy

[modern dew]

never seen a swiss hobo before

EVER

[gentle cargo]

again....... 65% u REALLLYYYy Earn a LOOOOOTTT.... or won in the Lottery...

[shut crane]

what a time to be alive

[violet panther]

my tax rate is 5% income atm , maximum for the billionaire at 45%

[modern dew]

dont they tax lotto winnings aswell

[violet panther]

here lotto tax is 20%

[nocturne ether]

highest rate here is 24%

[hard vine]

When in doubt, tax it out

[shut crane]

our income tax is 20%

[gentle cargo]

welll..... swiss rednecks are basically like texans ..... only that they eat Cheese like crazy too with theyr meat.

[violet panther]

although lotto-winner , if converted to $ is only about 100 grands per coupon

every 15 days

[nocturne ether]

yeah I know but where I live it's not anywhere close even for those that make a lot

also lottery winnings are not taxed

[gentle cargo]

if u wanna know about swiss Taxes... it is so fuckn Complicated here... that we have a Own webside for that shit....

[modern dew]

fancynecks

[nocturne ether]

zero capital gains tax for me too

[modern dew]

also to become a citizen there apparently you gotta be cool with your neighbors so they vouch for you

or ykno i could just marry nariko both work

[violet panther]

in space exploration future, colonies will also got taxed

[shut crane]

death and taxes

[nocturne ether]

ayo

[modern dew]

anything to flex da passport

[gentle cargo]

i Live in Graubünden, which has the Place St. Moritz sooo..... i see a Loot of those rich People who do Winter breaks there and stuff.... then we also have Davos here where the U3 is once a year so i see also all Presidents and politicians.... Yeahh.... it sucks here....

[modern dew]

moneyspread but with Swiss passports

[violet panther]

[nocturne ether]

F

[modern dew]

found a job listing for a seasonal skii resort

now would i rather live in taxed heaven with mountains n shit or my wonder chud ass city

[gentle cargo]

NO... not Like that... u have to do a whole Test like u are in school, then u have to Live here allready for a few years, and u have to Know Basic German well..... if one of those catigorys is not fullfilled... tough luck ur not get Swiss citizenship.

REASSON why its now like that is ....... Merkel

[modern dew]

well

[violet panther]

the Iron (Blood) Lady Merkel

[modern dew]

i could learn german

[violet panther]

her legacy still linger

[modern dew]

live there

with what bro

i got 4 cashews and a shoe string

[gentle cargo]

we had too many People here from ...... other countries who just came for chill out reasons etc... sooooo we basically shut off borders and swiss is now Poland..... but not as drasticaly

[ember spindle]

can laffey 2 use the banquet skin? i forgor how type 2s interact with their type 1s' skins

[modern dew]

"ugh the middle class DISGUSTING "

[violet panther]

meanwhile here, we desperate to be thrown by as many tourists as possible

[modern dew]

i mean you guys always were tight on borders tbf

[nocturne ether]

well when tourists means more income, that happens

[modern dew]

do you live in spain perchance

[violet panther]

no, somewhere in SEA

[modern dew]

singapore

[violet panther]

nope

[modern dew]

Indonesia

[violet panther]

nor ph

[modern dew]

thailand

country of jollibee

[austere mesa]

-# just oath both ez
but yes

[gentle cargo]

i mean..... we had sooooo many Asylants it was CRAZY... Whole buildings got cleared just for Asylants, which was not bad BUT... they didnt Worked or oearned money themself sooo how they lived? Exacly through OUR taxes..... which was not welcomed by us...

Sollution... Close Border and have a New Rule.... Come in... And if u are not Have or Got a job in 1 month u get kicked out of the Country again..

[nocturne ether]

jollibee is philippines

[modern dew]

yes

ik

also

thailand

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[nocturne ether]

thailand is ladyboys

[modern dew]

living there becomes easy so long as you assimilate

shocking right

[violet panther]

iirc, there is no Jollibee in thailand, or less than 10 at best

[gentle cargo]

i mean... we protect our borders 24/7 with Leopard 2 Tanks, AA and F/A 18 Super hornet

[modern dew]

is it better kfc

[gentle cargo]

u can dare.....

[violet panther]

kfc still lord of fried chicken here, Texas-FC quitted 2 years ago

[gentle cargo]

but

[nocturne ether]

24/7? isn't swiss air force 8 to 5 only?

[modern dew]

flexing swag militarily aswell

lichtenstein will come to its rescue

(1 dude)

[violet panther]

but personally, th has domestic-recipe fried chickens , usually venders, that offer superior fried chicken taste, but at street level

[gentle cargo]

thats what Switzerland likes u too know.... a good Military is a militarry u not know numbers.....

Unless u are russian.. u dont know the Numbers because most not works anyways..

[modern dew]

word? take me out on a food date rn

[gentle cargo]

Funy.. is..... we dont care about Lichtenstein.... if it gets invaded.... Not our problem...

[ember spindle]

ok anyway time to finally actually start the event yes

[nocturne ether]

wasn't there the incident where a different air force had to do an intercept for you guys?

[modern dew]

that shit has more corporations then it does people

[nocturne ether]

or am I remembering wrong

[violet panther]

although they have large domestic "roasted chicken" franchise, often sit alongside KFC

[modern dew]

Liechtensteiners dont exist

[modern dew]

so food vs slop (kfc)

[gentle cargo]

Yes and NO, it was like that, part of our Deal with EU is we dont go over our borders... soo we had to ask a ...lets say.. Favor.

[violet panther]

but well, every western food franchise in th, has "rice dishes" among menu

[hard vine]

Switzerland are such leeches

[modern dew]

yummers

[gentle cargo]

u mean, Swiss are such Leeches.. Switzerland is the Country itself

[violet panther]

instead of french-fries, it's a white-rice dish option

[hard vine]

potato pohtahto

[modern dew]

pairs will with fried chicken

[gentle cargo]

hehehe

[modern dew]

ngl

[gentle cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/neutral-switzerland-1

[shut crane]

pink

[modern dew]

1 day out in Switzerland would cost me a month of rent

[violet panther]

you use spoon to pick rice on right hand, and use fried-chicken as bonafide fork at left hand

[modern dew]

eatable utensils

truly innovative

[gentle cargo]

ALSO if u wanna know how CLOSE our Air shows are... here....

[nocturne ether]

oh right I found the news

[gentle cargo]

its SUUUPPPER CLOSE..

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/just-cause-3-rico-rodriguez-videogamedunkey-car-open-world-gif-24481822

[gentle cargo]

AND we always fire Live Rounds

[nocturne ether]

I think there was a policy change with regards to the air force after that incident

[violet panther]

is that Hornet or Super Hornet?

[modern dew]

the super horny

[nocturne ether]

so now it's 24/7