al-general

[restive wing]

Mamma mia

[modern dew]

you are italian

and perhaps a girl too

[frail thistle]

LOL

[lilac merlin]

Its definitely too much on the surface. How can artists really dish out the imagination if its ruined from the get go?

[frail thistle]

Yeah I wonder why (Musashi’s oath skin)

[mental swift]

just because you draw lewd stuff too doesn't mean that you can't complain on manjuu fumbling up

[frail thistle]

Don’t get me wrong I love that skin

[peak merlin]

as a master of lewdness i think i have good authority when i think something is TOO lewd

[earnest condor]

i sure do love every ship being barely covered at all

[lilac merlin]

Time to shill stella sora yet again.

[frail thistle]

Don’t we all

[cinder pagoda]

I saw that, that was dumb on their part. Like you said, how are they doing skins with that

[lilac merlin]

[peak merlin]

Hey that butt is necessary

[modern dew]

nah man they gotta be naked for it to be classified as lewd fr

[frail thistle]

YES, I agree

[earnest condor]

alsace at least has a skirt

[peak merlin]

where else is her tail gonna go

[modern dew]

matter of fact a fully clothed kansen is lewd

[frail thistle]

True true

I mean hey

I’m not complaining

[agile silo]

My friend want to buy dat Musashi ass

[peak merlin]

u mf demands the floof in everything but never have a big enough hole for em to poke through

[rain valley]

tbh the new ship kinda looks like it heavily borrowed from your Alsace nun art

[restive wing]

Nun!

[earnest condor]

i think titslop is bad

[modern dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1461257166903316522/200w_1.webp

beg your pardon

[lilac merlin]

I dont think its bad, it's only bad when done poorly

[peak merlin]

its more Golden lewd but to be fair , it’s literally every girl they make

[earnest condor]

more slop for people to obsess over

[frail thistle]

I got her on my account but I returned after two years and I lost access

Troubling days

[rain valley]

true
but the pose and what little clothing their is, definitely reminded me of that art
enough that I feel you should get credit

[lilac merlin]

tbh, the last real ship i enjoyed was Owari.

[vagrant coyote]

who asked

[modern dew]

that guy

over there

[earnest condor]

whoffen

[lilac merlin]

Almost shilled for the fumo and figures for her as well.

[frail thistle]

THAT THE YANKS ARE COMINGGG

[modern dew]

nastyfart

[frail thistle]

I had to do it

[earnest condor]

now that's just rude

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-wriogifs-gif-16756312781247276485

[oblique dove]

Plushie?

[modern dew]

i think its seductive sounding

[lilac merlin]

Owari has a official gift fumo, yes.

[earnest condor]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/tsurumaru-tsuyoshi-tsuyoshi-uma-musume-umamusume-anime-gif-5859856330608068169

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[earnest condor]

[agile silo]

Nastycart = Infernal

[peak merlin]

i bought 2 new owari fig when i was in japan on new year

[lilac merlin]

tbh, my main games atm is Uma musume, and Stella Sora.

[peak merlin]

so good

[solid whale]

whoari

[earnest condor]

sure do love never ever getting a second skin

[restive wing]

Nun! Shikanokonoko!

[modern dew]

no craven figs

its over

im blowing up this planet

[earnest condor]

i'm not wrong

[agile silo]

[earnest condor]

i'm right until implacable gets a second skin

[civic knot]

Koshintantan

[earnest condor]

[lilac hill]

New player where you get skins without paying?

[earnest condor]

events

[modern dew]

robbery

[normal comet]

Event

[viscid nest]

they give some skins free

[normal comet]

Best free skin so far

[sage zealot]

Most skins are from gems which you shouldn't be spending if you are f2p

[lilac merlin]

Realistically though, I hope that there will be bangers this year. Silver Palace is kinda mid

[civic knot]

You can grind in chapters to get gems but you can get it from apologems if yostar are genorous enough, or participate on the discord event to get free cubes and gems

[earnest condor]

spend $30 to gamble on lucky bags

[earnest condor]

you will consume the slop and you will like it

[civic knot]

There is free skins too

Also SLOWMODE IS GONE GUYS

[shadow hinge]

Hello, I've decided to start AL and I've been wondering which server to start which? And does it matter much or no?

[earnest condor]

avrora

[viscid nest]

doesnt matter

[earnest condor]

[shadow hinge]

Okay

[civic knot]

It doesn't matter, just start on sandy please

[lilac merlin]

Again, the only two games I can promote atm are Stella Sora, and Uma Musume.

[civic knot]

Join the sandy cult

[shadow hinge]

So Sandy or Avrora?

[earnest condor]

avrora

sandy is MID

[civic knot]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-san-diego-parade-sandy-meme-gif-25215032

[sinful vapor]

join Amagi

[solid whale]

amagi only not mid server

[sage zealot]

[shadow hinge]

So many choices HAHA

[civic knot]

Sandy, we have fun cults

[vagrant coyote]

that's free? i dont think that's free

[bitter axle]

Washington is washed

[sage zealot]

It was free

[shadow hinge]

Do you have active guild ready I could join later?

[solid whale]

amagi best server waifu

[tawdry fern]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK.

[earnest condor]

[vagrant coyote]

then why dont i have it

[earnest condor]

amidgi

[civic knot]

Oh, yes, my guild it's always active but there are less chat

[sage zealot]

Cause it's a older skin

2019 and never reran

[vagrant coyote]

how old

wtf

scammed

[solid whale]

one skin

[earnest condor]

manjuu has forgotten that they archive free skins

[solid whale]

[vagrant coyote]

free skin become paid skin

[earnest condor]

also they forgot about a whole event with shangri's only two skins

[sage zealot]

The Belfast skin appeared once and never again. It's cause it's a collaboration skin with Pocky

[earnest condor]

so unless you on en during BF you just cannot buy them

[tawdry fern]

Idk how many times I said it but now is more real than ever: THE NEW GIRL IS STRAIGHT UP NAKED.

[sage zealot]

You can't buy or get Belfast pocky ever again

[earnest condor]

people ate up gouden whore and they do more of it

because people love sex slop

[violet panther]

[nova elm]

Hi

[civic knot]

Borderline

[sage zealot]

You are an implacable simp, the fucking irony

[earnest condor]

can't have comfy skins
everything must be horny 90000000000000

[languid dawn]

where my Guam

[earnest condor]

there is more to implacable than horny

[vagrant coyote]

this is the best free skin btw

[violet panther]

also Blucher's schoolgirl

[vagrant coyote]

this is close 2nd

[cinder pagoda]

Comfy skins are great

[civic knot]

Coins Gone

COINS GONE

[vagrant coyote]

special best because armpit wangi wangi

[civic knot]

[languid dawn]

that blonde CB ate them all

[agile silo]

General chat seconds after Syanda is gone:

[tawdry fern]

I just realized that the more recent comfy skins are either free or in the cruise pass.

[civic knot]

Bjir

[tawdry fern]

That really tells how good they sell.

[civic knot]

Nah laffey is more wangy wangy

[lilac merlin]

I miss comfy

[earnest condor]

people eat up slop so manjuu only ever produces slop

[sacred oak]

gn nerds

[sage zealot]

Belfast pocky skin is easily the best , you can tell by how she still gets art for it

[rose spire]

I’m close to getting Laffey II

[civic knot]

Grind moar

I'm gonna go sleep cause i only need weapon and oil after this

[tawdry fern]

Manjuu knows there's people who want more comfy than horny... but they also know that's a minority so that's why when one comes is either free or in the cruise pass.

[languid dawn]

another 200 pity UR

[civic knot]

Pfttttttt 400 cubes gone

[languid dawn]

yes

[sage zealot]

Is the first fucking day , why did you pull that far????

[earnest condor]

i remember having to go to pity for guam

after having to go to pity for shima on her rerun

[sacred oak]

[languid dawn]

i am so impatient

[sage zealot]

We still have like so many tickets worth of pulls

[civic knot]

And then you got guam in less 10 pulls with tickets

[oblique dove]

Another baked potatoes

[tawdry fern]

"But when I made a comment on reddit about it I got over 300 upvotes!" and the horny skins make over 2k upvotes.

[mental swift]

Youre so fucking stupid I'm fucking crying

[languid dawn]

another bulin saved

[viscid nest]

eww reddit

[languid dawn]

trust

[solid whale]

reddit

[rose spire]

Belfast def has my favourite casual skin and free skin

[sage zealot]

Reddit is a cesspools of idiots

[earnest condor]

you i can't wait to see how they make the new ship even fucking worse in her skin

[violet panther]

sure

[mental swift]

I literally did like 13 to 14 pulls and I have everyone on the banner except flasher of course

[tawdry fern]

And I mention reddit because there's a 5% minority in the subreddit that seems to just show up to complain about the same thing every time.

[civic knot]

i wonder if everyone in here have hatsuzuki already

[sage zealot]

Doom posting like pit, that totally always go well

[rain valley]

not unlike some whiners here

[earnest condor]

sorry that i don't consume slop

[viscid nest]

man ig i hate a game so bad id just quit

[earnest condor]

now why shoul di ever have hope when manjuu does nothing but disapoint

[solid whale]

[nova elm]

My dumbass seriously thought this was an FDG skin

[vagrant coyote]

brother you have implacable on your name

[tawdry fern]

I have said that multiple times so I'm as puzzled as you are.

[vagrant coyote]

and you talk about slop

[mental swift]

then just stay in your way don't try to stick your nose into these

[rain valley]

the thiccness is appreciated

[sage zealot]

How does her dress even work

[violet panther]

the thicc-end of Champog-ness

[mental swift]

[violet panther]

[restive wing]

You how thick mommy she is

[earnest condor]

am i not allowed to want character that i would like ?

[languid dawn]

wait, UR rerun last for 2 week or 1?

[rose spire]

I lowk thought it was fdg for a sec when I first saw it

[earnest condor]

instead of everything being titslop

[earnest condor]

1

[vagrant coyote]

you can, but dont preach about not consuming slop, it's ironic af

[languid dawn]

bruh

[mental swift]

Literally

[vagrant coyote]

it makes you a giant hypocrite

[cinder pagoda]

Will admit, outfit is awful, but is that a gigantic axe she is holding behind her?

[viscid nest]

its not a axe its a sword

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/did-someone-call-me-veritasium-whats-that-take-a-look-penguin-gif-25707578

[mental swift]

Azur Lane has fallen off as we know it

[vagrant coyote]

SNIFFA

[mental swift]

Im crying

[vagrant coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220850045612720259/1392387710651469896/3.gif

[mental swift]

Yes warn etsu for posting meme

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/illegal-only-when-police-there-gif-27234472

[earnest condor]

painfully unfunny at that

[restive wing]

Somtime thigh are that best sometime ship their thigh are thick

[vital basalt]

Cheers for another 10 year of AL

[solid whale]

id rather rule breaking ass memes over constant bitching and moaning

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-atago-wahh-atago-no-atago-chibe-atago-azur-lane-gif-21415665

[restive wing]

Ataco

[earnest condor]

ping me when they make a good character

[restive wing]

[nova elm]

Ataco

[solid whale]

ok bye

[violet panther]

or u will eventually get used to ppl bitching

[mental swift]

So never in 10 years

[viscid nest]

thank god nasty is gone forever

[agile silo]

Another loli destroyer

[earnest condor]

they do make good characters

[nova elm]

EOS in tommorow

[nova elm]

There's another one?

[mental swift]

Used to...

[earnest condor]

there was one good one last event

[agile silo]

im updating the FB CN page since they get the first news

[solid whale]

anyway

[mental swift]

what

[solid whale]

3d printed a scouter

[nova elm]

Send it to me et, I can't log into Facebook

[agile silo]

But got a different news

[mental swift]

the only good thing you're ever gonna get is fucking lolis

[tawdry fern]

Are people gonna bitch the same way they bitched about Franklin last year? Oh god not again.

[nova elm]

Oh look. PR 10?

[solid whale]

and my glasses wont get in the way either

[mental swift]

why am I not surprised

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/pera-algorand-algo-hopium-copium-gif-16765445473855345349

[rain valley]

just the same idiots who stick around, sadly

[earnest condor]

why the fuck did they add dogshit on the right (not Massachusetts)

[mental swift]

Everytime they make slop you're gonna get some bitching yes

[rose spire]

Wave 7, but I don’t have Bisko as a commander in it so ima get her. (Hopefully…)

[late shale]

Hmm

[rain valley]

but it's not slop

[earnest condor]

it is slop

[mental swift]

yes borderline no clothes is not slop

[viscid nest]

slop the word has lost its meaning

[earnest condor]

well there was actual slop back in jp anni

[tawdry fern]

I DON'T GET IT I SWEAR TO GOD.
"This game is bullshit I hate what it is now!" keeps playing
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU?

[nova elm]

OMG HII HARBIIN!!!

[rain valley]

THIS

[mental swift]

Stockholm syndrome

[restive wing]

You know what it time it is! Harbin time!

[mental swift]

And also because the game is very generous in terms of giving me good ships

[fathom dirge]

room temperature iq people

[solid whale]

guys dont you understand

[nova elm]

Harbinmaxxing instead of slopdiscussionmaxxing yeaay

[solid whale]

everything I dont like is slop

[earnest condor]

true!

[west totem]

Azur Lane keeps giving me essex class carriers

[earnest condor]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-zenless-zone-zero-thinking-zzz-zenless-gif-14867177097752754984

[nova elm]

Fire background

[cinder pagoda]

Why are you even in this server or talking about this game you seem to despise? Like yeah, the new ships outfit is dumb, but you seem to think the whole game is slop

[solid whale]

we should get pit in here to complain too

[earnest condor]

i don't despise al?

[viscid nest]

hes hoffen 2.0

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[civic knot]

Kson

[nova elm]

We summoned the Harbin lord

[restive wing]

Yatta harbin enjoyer!

[west totem]

Harbinger

[nova elm]

Harbin lord

[tawdry fern]

Yeah Harbin my beloved. Same seiyuu as queen Lanzhu from Love Live.

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1409954906198114447/Its_Harbin_Time.gif

[mental swift]

Many people will agree with me on this one

Hey I'm not banned so I'm right

[fair narwhal]

Nice oaths

[tawdry fern]

God don't talk about slop, I just saw one of my goats today drop an AI trailer.

[vagrant coyote]

i love AI

[mental swift]

That's where the ram is going

[mental swift]

tell me that in 10 years

[fathom dirge]

ram prices going to the moon

[humble spear]

will surcouf ever get a better gun

[nova elm]

I love AI so much! Lets pollute the great lakes!

[mental swift]

surcouf who?

[fathom dirge]

AI = Azur lane

[nova elm]

Yamato 2026 has more chances than Surcouf new gun.

[hard vine]

What's up losers

[vagrant coyote]

AI Lane

[earnest condor]

hi rat

[nova elm]

Rat

[humble spear]

shhhhhhh

[mental swift]

Yeah my I is disturbingly shaped like an l

[nova elm]

Oopsie

[mental swift]

nagato meta

[humble spear]

surcouf will get a oath skin

[restive wing]

Nugget meta

[humble spear]

i believe

[solid whale]

AI lane is the future siren fans want

[mental swift]

ai generated ships

[rose spire]

Sirens are good people shipgirls are evil

[mental swift]

no more artists

everyone is fired

[nova elm]

Are you reffering to me >:[

[fathom dirge]

everyone is good

[mental swift]

and finally yamato will come in the game

[vagrant coyote]

i will fix Siren

[nova elm]

I will cuddle Sirens

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097336877595512855/1451836552635355319/image.png?ex=696a8f67&is=69693de7&hm=e87a5970c5be9718f15f4de95e06159485fc47c5c7b7142811600ea878631e7f&

[rose spire]

No, shipgirls are evil. Sirens do good for the world

[restive wing]

See harbin she is beautiful

[fair narwhal]

Damn right she is

[hard vine]

[fathom dirge]

so youre saying lion is evil???

[rose spire]

Can’t hate sirens when empress exist

[rose spire]

Lion sells me drugs

[nova elm]

Sirenlovemaxxing

[hard vine]

Harbin also has very nice feet

[fathom dirge]

bro got lion from wish

[vagrant coyote]

harbin feet? where

[restive wing]

What i ain't see her feet? I perfer thigh instead

[humble spear]

chat will the iowa class ships get retrofits for tomahawks

[earnest condor]

very hateable

[vagrant coyote]

im gonna find it myself

[rose spire]

Sirens love❤️

[viscid nest]

doubt it

[rain valley]

1 million more of comments like this
over 1 more comment about 'art I don't like is slop'

[restive wing]

Sirens go kaboom

[earnest condor]

"can't hate something because [insert mid] exists"

sure

[rose spire]

Always had lion

[rose spire]

Ew, don’t talk.

[modern dew]

mori more like good value ceramic pot

[rough vapor]

ooh who we hatin

[vagrant coyote]

the only harbin feet art i found is spreading her crotch in our face. can't post fml

[hard vine]

This is commentslop

[nova elm]

The new ship it seems like

[modern dew]

be brave..

[rough vapor]

oh yeah shes mid just italian fdg clone

[mental swift]

Everyone of you is fucking stupid

[fair narwhal]

I must go

[mental swift]

So shut the fuck up

[modern dew]

mino more like fungus

[vagrant coyote]

harbin only have 93 arts on danbooru... sad

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[hard vine]

[mental swift]

Every single one of you don't share tastes with me so you're fucking stupid

[rough vapor]

psi more like psicologia

[nova elm]

Says the guy with SirenHate in his name. Man sit down 🥀

[fathom dirge]

this skin so good

[modern dew]

man sit on me rn

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-ena-ena-joel-g-dream-bbq-ena-dream-bbq-gif-11211641382451710181

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[earnest condor]

Talk to me when you can get more votes than an actual peak siren

[hard vine]

I still prefer the beach skin

[restive wing]

Sometime she hold her credit card but she is rich

[mental swift]

Because I'm gonna teleport in Indonesia and grab your neck

[modern dew]

seductively

[nova elm]

I left Indonesia last night lmao

[mental swift]

Dont lie

[nova elm]

I'm currently in the Bahamas doing enjoying my vacation

[tawdry fern]

Anyways I hope Azur Lane collabs with Mato Seihei no Slave that would be so peak.

[nova elm]

[rough vapor]

worlds first indonesian who managed to escape

[fathom dirge]

bro thought he was slick

[nova elm]

Turns out you just need to build a boat

[nova elm]

Oopsie

[vagrant coyote]

bache feet jumpscare

[rose spire]

“Strength” and “peak”💔

[solid whale]

double ew

[nova elm]

Ow

[earnest condor]

i'm right?

[restive wing]

Bache the brat

[vagrant coyote]

[nova elm]

Last washed in 2020

[rose spire]

Now she’s cool and amazing just not peak

[nova elm]

Yuck.

[mental frigate]

[violet panther]

commence Dorking the bache

[rough vapor]

every siren is mid except for my favorite

[earnest condor]

it's ok to be wrong

[restive wing]

Good job dork

[vagrant coyote]

this guy has a gallery of feet...

feet artist

[restive wing]

Stop with a feet bruh

[earnest condor]

is bro trying to please rat

[rose spire]

But I’m right so it’s fine

[restive wing]

Oh look choco milk that girl she have choco milk

[vagrant coyote]

whats wrong with feet. you racist against feet, feetist or something

[earnest condor]

oh so you're delusional smh my head

[nova elm]

Rat is having a time rn

[hard vine]

[rose spire]

Not my thing mori, not my thing.

[violet panther]

and he oblige

[nova elm]

I'm a slug. It's very offensive to me that y'all have feet and I don't. Stop hurting slug feelings

[vagrant coyote]

understandable, i will post slugs

[violet panther]

Metal Slug

[rose spire]

Wtv you say gng✌️

[restive wing]

Eat slug! Oh wait that magic my bad

[nova elm]

Slugging time.

[rose spire]

How is it being a slug?

[nova elm]

Sluggingly fine!

Badumtsk

[rose spire]

Dam, that’s great.

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-slug-gif-14311126203936609287

a Sluggy Sherman

[rough vapor]

bro posting dock of memes in 2026

[hard vine]

Dock of mid

[nova elm]

Fat and Sluggy sherman.

[violet panther]

but it can hydrolically elevate turret gun to 90 degree

[vagrant coyote]

i asked grok to turn belfast into a slug 😭

this is so dumb

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/metalslug-tank-dicokka-rebel-tank-metal-slug-clan-logo-tank-of-metalslug-gif-19350841

a standard sherman

or was it?

[rough vapor]

gork is this true

[vagrant coyote]

i never realize the 88 on the tank

[solid whale]

mork is this true

[analog stag]

new shipgirl looking kinda nice

[silver atlas]

[hard vine]

Where feet

[vagrant coyote]

hidden

[solid whale]

shoulda made her underwear more skin colored

[vagrant coyote]

just like napoli

[solid whale]

smh

[hard vine]

[violet panther]

wonder if there's CNsor ver

[vagrant coyote]

great, i went to view napoli, and now she's bugged

[analog stag]

big ass sword

ayo that face

[rose spire]

She’s a bit shy

[nova elm]

ONG SHES SO LIKE ME FR FR

[silver atlas]

Who tf even is that

[analog stag]

the one I posted?

[nova elm]

Napoli is just a bit shy today

[vagrant coyote]

FDG :)

[silver atlas]

Yea

[analog stag]

Veneto Caracciolo or something

[vagrant coyote]

FDG new skin

[rose spire]

It’s fdg if she was Italian

[viscid nest]

Battleship Francesco Caracciolo

[analog stag]

I don't speak pasta

[nova elm]

Spaghettified FDG

[silver atlas]

Thats....an Italian ship?

[violet panther]

an italian dreadnought

[rose spire]

Yeah………

[analog stag]

yes
bigger littorio

[silver atlas]

Tf her uniform go?

[violet panther]

partially built, cancelled by treaty

[solid whale]

ngl

why even buy skins when the boat is already naked

[hard vine]

It somehow ended up at my place

[solid whale]

[nova elm]

Standard Italian corruption, Marco Polo stole the budget for her clothes to summon god

[earnest condor]

gouden whore and her consequences

[analog stag]

red white and green ya

[silver atlas]

Damn, the Mafia runnin rampant

[weak parrot]

Chat is alive?

[silver atlas]

[rose spire]

Is Italian fdg supposed to be an event character?

[hard vine]

You simp for a whore nun, pipe down buddy

[agile silo]

Wait i just realized that alsace is in shackles

[earnest condor]

1. There’s more to implacable than horny
2. Implacable isn’t virtually goddamn naked

[hard vine]

Are you sure about either point

[viscid nest]

dreadnaught so maybe texas is on the table

[earnest condor]

Yes

[nocturne ether]

how is she not overheating

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[agile silo]

Meanwhile: @pastel oracle

[analog stag]

the only reason she isn't is because she hasn't gotten a skin in 2 years

[earnest condor]

3*

[nova elm]

Summon the Infernal one

[silver lava]

Oh, timed chat is gone again

[earnest condor]

It’s like 5 am for infernal

[silver atlas]

Yea

[analog stag]

Infernal asleep

[rose spire]

Yes.

[weak parrot]

imagine sleeping

[silver atlas]

I could always turn it back on

[rose spire]

Please don’t….

[silver atlas]

[nocturne ether]

yes they need to make more skins like that

also all of harbin's skins are good

[solid whale]

set it to like 40 billion hours

itll be funny

[rose spire]

Stop it Kaiser.

[analog stag]

anyway hows it going Kaiser

[rain valley]

please do
it kept hoffen and nasty away

[silver atlas]

Harbin my beloved

[earnest condor]

there were only 7 good characters released in 2052

[nova elm]

All this Harbin is clue that the next UR is dragon guys

[silver atlas]

On vacation chilin with my folks

[rose spire]

Uh I think you’re the wrong person to say that

[analog stag]

2052 is wild

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

Oh so you in future huh?

[silver atlas]

Nah, it checks out. I used to be an avid Harbin supporter

[earnest condor]

anyway there were only 7 good characters released in 2025

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

Name them all

[nocturne ether]

until shimanto?

[analog stag]

🫳

[silver atlas]

The Harbin propaganda exsists because i pushed the agenda

[rose spire]

Well Harbin is chill afterall

[silver atlas]

U can ask rat

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[nocturne ether]

there it is

[teal girder]

w16 carry

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-evil-murder-revenge-door-gif-1577797765427295022

[violet panther]

went to china-trip during new-year, so i may vouch harbin a bit

[earnest condor]

z13, tohka yatogami, kansas, BRS, kawakaze meta, clarence, lion

[rose spire]

Here he is

[earnest condor]

checjmate

[dark solstice]

We coming to brainwash you into liking Formi

[silver atlas]

I neeeed it

[analog stag]

blunder

[teal girder]

you are blunder

[analog stag]

we're going back to sky striker ace Raye with this one

[earnest condor]

ok so why are you pointing out kawakaze meta out of all of them

[nocturne ether]

also I see howe has gone up the popularity poll rankings

good

[analog stag]

because it's the 13 year old

[violet panther]

well, he can has his list, each of us can has our own list, argueing whose is better here is a waste of time tbh

[teal girder]

skinny cow?

[solid whale]

im making a list and checking it twice

[nocturne ether]

cookies and milk

[silver atlas]

The Dragon goddess herself revealed herself to me and thus I swore my faith to thee

[teal girder]

cowgo

[silver atlas]

[violet panther]

Cowe

[nocturne ether]

but reno is still low in rankings

go vote for reno now

[silver atlas]

Reno 911

https://tenor.com/view/reno-911-mood-jump-good-vibes-gif-4198084

[pure depot]

[nocturne ether]

she is nice

chill dragon goddess? hell yeah

[silent lagoon]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2011996847934484939

New event soon...???

[rose spire]

Lion and like tohka only peak ones ngl

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/reno-final-fantasy-finalfantasy-anime-gif-21258168

[silent lagoon]

Also, is she a KMS or SE ship?

Kinda hard to tell for me, lol

[silver atlas]

Shes Italian apparently

[rose spire]

Italian if you’re talking about the new girl

[teal girder]

she has name

[silent lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/venice-italy-italian-gesture-pinched-fingers-italian-gif-26149472

[nocturne ether]

look at her she is cute

[silver atlas]

I like this face tho

[rose spire]

I’m not typing allat

[hard vine]

Dragonslop

[sage zealot]

Rookie numbers

[earnest condor]

it is hard to tell what nation a ship is from based on design alone when they're basically buck naked

[nocturne ether]

[silver atlas]

Oh, I thought the outer edge of her eyes were black like Zani's eyes

Nvm

[hard vine]

We get it, you oath lolis

[silver atlas]

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[silent lagoon]

[earnest condor]

we get it you like to lick feet

[hard vine]

yes

[silent lagoon]

Mmmm,feet

[rain valley]

dude is "I hate big boob slop!"
while lovin' on the lolis
that tracks

[burnt wind]

nasty posting his loli oaths again

[hard vine]

Thats what im saaaaaying

[teal girder]

but they're old enough to be in game

free to take

[echo harbor]

Feet is good tho

[rose spire]

I need to oath Lion more ships like mecky or Musashi

[earnest condor]

lion is a loli?

[silver atlas]

Hmmmmm

[earnest condor]

kansas too

?

[burnt wind]

the three on the bottom you monkey

[silver atlas]

Rat

Show me your oath list

[burnt wind]

nasty this is why im flying to kansas and GETTING you

[silver atlas]

[echo harbor]

Feet oath skin when

[earnest condor]

sorry that i like characters that are flat

smh my head

[hard vine]

let me check how much i have to download first

[silver atlas]

Thought they did that already

[rose spire]

Omg A SAINT LOUIS FAN

[burnt wind]

hihiii

im not active much here anymore since im on like 9 warns

[rose spire]

I never thought I’ll find one ngl

[hard vine]

[silver atlas]

Also i just realized u got a Rimwold tag

[rose spire]

What have you done….

[hard vine]

I love how Vanguard shuts down every "You are just calling them lolis because they are flat" discussion

[silver atlas]

So youre the mother fucker thats been sending hoards of rats at my colony

[burnt wind]

posted bald eagle with kear art in art channel and a few cameltoes

[hard vine]

5 billion more on the way

[burnt wind]

post teh vanguard gif

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

Oh….surprised you haven’t been imaged ban yet

[hard vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/321284912894443520/981087078202884096/Vanguard-bouncy_1.gif

[nocturne ether]

it's always the cameltoes/implied nudity that gets you

[silver atlas]

And 5 billion more shall perish 🔥

[hard vine]

How come Vanguard is not called a loli if the only requirement is being flat

[burnt wind]

i was but i appealed and got it removed

[nocturne ether]

or a tiny bit of nipple visible

[rose spire]

Bisko oath

[burnt wind]

or "suspicious liquid"

[silver atlas]

Ill raise u a better question

[echo harbor]

I want big boob

[rose spire]

Oh that’s good then

[viscid nest]

glass of chocolate milk before bed

[echo harbor]

Big boob is better to sleep on

[silver atlas]

Why hasnt Vanguard gotten another skin yet

[rough vapor]

shes brit

[echo harbor]

She is mid

[silver atlas]

The dork is not mid

[solid whale]

just be like me and post nice art of your favorite boat

[sage zealot]

I have so many oaths , so much money spent

[earnest condor]

british rainbow

simple

[nocturne ether]

hell I got in trouble once because I posted agir maid skin with her doing that finger thing

[hard vine]

Anti-vanguard and anti-drake conspiracy

[rough vapor]

you should do it again

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/hms-repulse-azur-lane-best-girl-time-azur-lane-best-girl-best-girl-gif-26279623

[nocturne ether]

no

[rose spire]

Do we get a free ring every February 14th?

[rough vapor]

she is best girl

[weary trellis]

usually

[rough vapor]

we do?

[weary trellis]

she has my votes this round

[solid whale]

you guys have no Idea how much dorm snacks 4 atagos go through

[nova elm]

Its an insider plot to remove cute girl skins. #ProtectVanguard #Vanguardneedsskins!

[nocturne ether]

the glowworm dorm screen screaming for food is even funnier ngl

[rose spire]

Mino that is a very Low quality enty reaction

[earnest condor]

[teal girder]

crop

[rose spire]

Usually?

[rough vapor]

6 murms can erase 100k curry in 22 hours

[burnt wind]

actual lolicon

[teal girder]

1 leg missing

[rose spire]

Where you think that fat goes

[solid whale]

like locusts

[rough vapor]

I never grinded for her
forgettable until the end

[weary trellis]

the corporate world has been unkind this past few months

[silver atlas]

Its time for 2026 to be the year of the Vanguard cult

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13762570480753436158

[silver atlas]

[nova elm]

VANGUARD RISE UP!!!!

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-gif-6870775030264883930

[nocturne ether]

you better continue to give shimanto offerings

do not make her sad

[solid whale]

vanguard remind me of the norse mythology term for our world

midguard

[nova elm]

JUSTICE FOR VANNY!

[rough vapor]

midgard

[silver atlas]

The offerings continue until Shimanto also joins the L2D+ club

And more

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-cap-umamusume-uma-gif-15407094230313995300

[nocturne ether]

but she already has dual form lol

[earnest condor]

greedy

[rose spire]

Midguard? Why would you block mid range? You’re supposed to parry and block at close range since someone will punch you

[silver atlas]

Dual form diff from L2D+

And i want more

[solid whale]

I prefer blow away from long range

give many big guns yes

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/i-parry-everything-parry-anime-anime-parry-gif-13452888505123324301

[rose spire]

I’m much more comfortable parrying

[solid whale]

more shootier = more gooder

[rose spire]

I could tank this btw

[silver atlas]

Is that from "Chillin in my 30s?"

[weary trellis]

I parry everything

[nova elm]

Multiple guns, different calibers, firing from different ranges.

[silver atlas]

Oh

[solid whale]

how i felt parrying gwyn to death

[nova elm]

That's an anime

[solid whale]

[weary trellis]

yes, that's the title and the gist of the story

[nova elm]

Mambo mambo

[versed quarry]

Mambo

[hard vine]

I now realize i have not oathed any DDs

[rose spire]

Parry victim

[silver atlas]

The rat is safe for now

[rain valley]

I've oathed one
Trafalgar

[rough vapor]

I now realize I have not oathed any iris girls

[weary trellis]

I know you oathed all those that show feet

[solid whale]

we should put a woman foot on a rat trap

[nova elm]

Y'all oath girls?

[nocturne ether]

based chkalov oath

[earnest condor]

minimum of 8 good oaths but i'm gonna have to subtract 2 for the two dogshit oaths

[hard vine]

I like trafalgar in fan art, but the in game artstyle vexes me

[versed quarry]

Ngl azumas looks way better

[rose spire]

No.

[violet panther]

Doge Soul

[nocturne ether]

agreed

[violet panther]

[teal girder]

must vanquish both

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-praise-gif-25000256

[nocturne ether]

but then again her teacher skin is even better so I have that on her

[rose spire]

[silver atlas]

Ive oathed one(?) I think?

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-solar-praise-the-sun-gif-5316154

[silver atlas]

[nova elm]

Y'all should oath Vanguard & Howe just saying

[silver atlas]

Hang on i need to consult my archives

[solid whale]

azuma teacher skin got me moving insidious

[rose spire]

Azuma teacher skin do be peak

[hard vine]

I oathed Vanguard the week she released

[rose spire]

Dw guys I’ll get that much oaths one day

[rain valley]

my oaths

[weary trellis]

remember to oath Naganami this Feb 14th

[nocturne ether]

fairly based oaths

[violet panther]

i only oath like 15-20 per year nowaday, binged oaths on earlier years

[rose spire]

Why isn’t there name pink?

[nocturne ether]

I see that there are chkalov enjoyers here

[rain valley]

I turned that off in settings

[solid whale]

unfathomable how gears of war 2 and 3 dont have a pc port

[silver atlas]

Literally only one

[rose spire]

Ohhh

[silver atlas]

And its Suzutsuki

[hard vine]

[rain valley]

I've only ever renamed one ship, and so no reason for their names to stand out

[hard vine]

I love good names

[rain valley]

gdi Nasty's back

[nocturne ether]

based

we have many similar oaths lol

[hard vine]

my favorite is the one i gave Vanguard

[solid whale]

i think i have like 2 named ships

and one of them is yorrichi

[rose spire]

What is happening here😭

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/playstation-gif-14667143577929862461

[weary trellis]

how many million players, how many hundreds of of ships... always overlapping

[nocturne ether]

another royal fortune and mary celeste enjoyer

[rose spire]

I’m actually playing emden ring rn

[silver atlas]

There were memes back in the day of Kears lookin like Playstation 4 chan and i couldn't help myself

[teal girder]

first play through?

[rose spire]

What is Ägir name walgreens😭

[silver atlas]

And I was coming off my Elden Ring high when i oathed Emden i think

[weary trellis]

azur lane polygamy for shipfus.
thousands of Skk married to same ship

[earnest condor]

why is that the only name ever questionedddddd

[silver atlas]

I couldnt just not name her Emden Ring

[hard vine]

I didnt know Niji got unbanned from ALO

[nocturne ether]

hmm I think imma oath lexington 2 now

[violet panther]

iirc Emden came not long before Elden Ring debut

[silver atlas]

[solid whale]

I still gotta beat melvin's ring

[silver atlas]

Moonveil Katana and Glint academy staff

Thank me later

[solid whale]

sword of night and flame and gravity staff

[silver atlas]

good fucking luck getting the katana

[rose spire]

Honestly I’m probably close to 50 playthroughs then my first playthrough

[silver atlas]

Yeah she was around that time

Same with Agir too iirc

[rough vapor]

bro named his ulrich tango 😭
im crine

[solid whale]

however instead of playing more melvin ring as I should i will instead emulate and play gears of war 2 again

[silver atlas]

Cuz i kept thinking back then that the fucking tower behind Agir was a reference to the Academy in Elden ring

[earnest condor]

some of the best names i have on my oaths are like
erich koellner, pavel, istanbuk, ict

[rose spire]

She is a robot ig

[solid whale]

[restive wing]

Elden ring my playing hours be like 150 hours i play

[earnest condor]

Yes

[rose spire]

My ds3 slots go fire tho

[solid whale]

my elden ring characters are like

melvin joker and evil jim

[rose spire]

150 hours huh?

[silver atlas]

She really do be lookin like Yogurt ngl

[solid whale]

vanilla yogurt

[restive wing]

Yorkbruh

[weary trellis]

last game I played made by FromSoftware is Another Century Episode 3

[clever gazelle]

[rose spire]

Yorky

[earnest condor]

was named after some bitch before i changed it

[solid whale]

I got all 3 endings in armored core 6 last week

[rough vapor]

yo gurt

[weary trellis]

go gurt

[restive wing]

Git gut

[silver atlas]

Some months back i was fucking around with AC6 with the co-op mod

[solid whale]

woman in my head call me stud muffin

[rose spire]

It is time.

[silver atlas]

Bonfire lit

[solid whale]

elden man

tell me

[restive wing]

The time has come oh wait that ebony warrior voice line

[solid whale]

what is the biggest sword in elden ring

[restive wing]

Gut sword

[rough vapor]

the elden sword

[solid whale]

I need it for my evil jim build

[teal girder]

fire and ice?

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/ayre-ac6-armored-core-armored-core-6-armored-core-vi-gif-4768623363246124285

[solid whale]

like the physically largest sword possible

[weary trellis]

femboy in my head calls me sub-master

[wanton pelican]

I could go for yogurt now that you mentioned it

[restive wing]

Large greatsword

[fair narwhal]

Harbin spotted

[teal girder]

it's prob radahn's

[restive wing]

Sometime when i swing large greatsword it goes CLANG very loud swing noise like a pan

[silver atlas]

Yogurt does sound nice tho yeah

[rose spire]

Peak ultra greatsword

[restive wing]

Big damage this weapon

[solid whale]

evil jim needs his fuckhuge sword

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-slayer-goblin-slayer-gif-20495502

[nocturne ether]

yes

[weary trellis]

Goblin slayer would do well in Dark souls universe

[solid whale]

after I beat the game with jim im either gonna remake melvin or make edward cantankerous

[silver atlas]

I could rename Bisko to something

....but prob wont

[nocturne ether]

also updated because I just oathed lex 2

[earnest condor]

i do not care about lexington 2

[weary trellis]

Pool Floatation Device

[earnest condor]

only saving grace of the event was clarence

[rain valley]

she's in the bath, so
Soggy Biscuit

[silver atlas]

Sounds British

[rose spire]

Ziolis wife

[restive wing]

When she is on beautiful dress so
Beautiful bismarck

[rose spire]

I love soggy biscuit

[teal girder]

QE has less votes than URin

[rose spire]

What…

[rain valley]

can we mute Nasty for trolling/bait at this point?

[earnest condor]

uh

[rough vapor]

can we mute turquoise for existing

[rain valley]

funny, existence wasn't in the rules
strange that

[rose spire]

I think I’ve glazed lion more than Bisko in the server uhhhh

[rough vapor]

so called bisko fans

[solid whale]

thatll happen when you look like a deformed rugrats character

[nocturne ether]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[weary trellis]

Rusk Baby biscuits.
you soak it in water or milk for a quick baby food.
also used as teething biscuit.

[rose spire]

[restive wing]

What if someone is big fan of mommys?

[rough vapor]

they probably were not loved by their mother

[nova elm]

Hug your mother ig?

[nova elm]

Good argument

[earnest frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/guramarine-gawr-gura-scares-afraid-hide-gif-624589755811414439

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/peterstrasser-strasser-peter-azur-lane-gif-19756177

[nova elm]

Why is it so flat-

[rough vapor]

squidwards father...never hugged him

[rose spire]

Bisko wife

[weary trellis]

both of my parents don't too..
I don't play the clarinet

[nova elm]

Ahh Squidward, The Mozart of our Time

[rain valley]

Mozart is the Mozart of our time
considering they only found one of his works last year or two?

[fair narwhal]

Harbin Spotted *again

[nova elm]

We found what

Wait gotta look this up

[nocturne ether]

best strasser skin

[rose spire]

I want oath rings but I’m poor

[nova elm]

Omg 2024

[nova elm]

Lmfao

[nocturne ether]

hi poor

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

[nova elm]

Rather unfortunate innit

[solid whale]

ok guys

[nova elm]

I'm gays

[rose spire]

Speak non British

[nova elm]

Nee

[solid whale]

do i go for the greatsword or giant crusher in melvin ring

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

[restive wing]

Clevebro!

[rain valley]

easily one of the coolest things to happen in the last few years

[nova elm]

Giant crusher because it's funny

[solid whale]

biggest sword or biggest weapon in game

[nova elm]

That bored librarian accidentally finding a treasure

[rose spire]

“Peak or peak”

“Enormous damage or peak damage”

“Cool mf or cool mf”

Giant crusher for me

[restive wing]

Giant crusher i love this weapon high poise damage and bonk

[rain valley]

right?? was a wild find

[solid whale]

ok funny hammer it is

[teal girder]

mimic tear ftw

[nocturne ether]

and then enterprise said "skeet skeet owari da ni-"
no enty you can't say that

[teal girder]

wish hoarfrost stomp was still a thing

[nova elm]

Has anyone played the melody yet

[rose spire]

Me and my golden order playthrough on Elden ring go hard

[rain valley]

yup! the place that found it put on a show shortly after

[weary trellis]

the agenda spreads

[nova elm]

Everything can be solved by a hammer if you try hard enough

[nova elm]

Aight

[silver lava]

It’s awesome to say that I was alive when the “new” Mozart track dropped

[solid whale]

im debating going for a chaotic evil ending for evil jim

[nova elm]

"When I was alive Mozart was still pumping peaks, while you were listening to slops"

Can't wait to say that to my kids

[rain valley]

the piece is, unsurprisingly, excellent

[weary trellis]

me watching homebuilders in USA using a hammer to drive lagbolts into wooden home frames instead of impact drivers

[silver lava]

Where are you seeing that????

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-lion-metro-goldwyn-mayer-mgm-gif-6802401886019586825

[violet panther]

like that for centuries, before advent of impact-driver

[silver lava]

OH

[weary trellis]

one of those compilation videos about "don't buy new homes"

[nova elm]

People from Nebraska are build different bro, they can use a regular hammer from home depot and hammer the entire impact driver into the ground.

[violet panther]

[silver lava]

💀

[violet panther]

and bonk the misdeeds

[nova elm]

Legend says there's a dude named Jeff who hammered an entire nail into the core of the earth

[weary trellis]

I keep seeing

[violet panther]

he knew better, he did that to retain prison of Unicron

[silver lava]

I had an electrician on the same industrial construction site as me and the dude didn’t know how to use a generator or spool wire

[violet panther]

is he old man?

[silver lava]

No, like 20. I had to teach him how.

[violet panther]

ok, yeah teach him

[silver lava]

Dude was still four years older than me at the time though

[nova elm]

Ts boutta be peak

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/vitas-7th-element-weird-weird-dance-gif-20935948

[rose spire]

500 hours on Elden ring and just saw fire giant do an attack never seen before

[nova elm]

See you in like

30 minutes

Gotta play it twice for a magic miracle

[silver lava]

You do that, it’s good.

[weak parrot]

seggs

[rose spire]

Horny

[silver lava]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[violet panther]

a challenge

[weak parrot]

it's too late

i'm gooning inside you

[silver lava]

[violet panther]

[silver lava]

Anyways, I promised my mother I’d put a power outlet in her room for her before night. I should probably go do that.

Totally know what I’m doing

[solid whale]

[rain valley]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U5DcqLfXhuY

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/columbina-genshin-impact-genshin-nodkrai-gif-15375078545117366726

[rose spire]

Boobs

[weak parrot]

mmm breast titties

[rose spire]

[royal sigil]

why do i stumble sometimes at awkward moments
i may never know the answer

[rain valley]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gAhROuXL5Qo 🥛

[heady pawn]

Awkward? This is the normal here

[royal sigil]

i forgor then

[eternal steppe]

[sinful vapor]

Tango Mango Wango

[rough vapor]

its tangoon himself

[eternal steppe]

John Nami Kaze

[eternal steppe]

Its minoon

[sinful vapor]

pray for Plymouth LNY skin

[eternal steppe]

I wish

[rose spire]

Ply deserves another skin it’s been what like 4 years?

[sinful vapor]

Plymouth in a qipao dress