#al-general
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u sound like a suicidal person
have a Manchester
damn lmao
Manchester is peak
Nut is the name of an egyptian goddess
Ibuki counts as a maid too so her too
I love a lot of the maids
but Charybdis is my favourite
Indeed, and Ptah swallowed his own seed and spit it out to make humanity
in egyptian lore
i also oathed Scylla and Hermione



ra's daughter danced naked for him to cheer him up
ra's daughter is hathor
the cow
@hard vine thoughts mouse?
based Hoshino reference
ra's mood improved
Chi An .... zhats like .... not even a competition at all
Gloucester subclasses are all so pretty
what, why me
that's Gloucester Liverpool and Manchester btw
because we share this server
they all need SSR retrofit
lol

It's the bel genes that's doing all the work
@jolly flare i'm the same person from the nikke server
Hi

I think every Sheffield should have a retrofit
even the meta one
Ty ty!
well i love the game and didn't miss almost anything not even the anime, but can't play it
gosh the ships are so pretty
my ass should have a retrofit
i see
Town-class looks fucking fine
cow is good for health
I will do stuff now
roon is good for prostate
we need to drink more milk guys
Hmm
breast milk
man milk
a5 wagyu vs Filet Mignon
made by men, for men, from men
oi oi oi
Bottom row mostly EPL
EPL?
A5 wagyu is good
Yes
Gouden Leeuw nearly always pops up for random secretary now
yk am a dude right
it doesn't matter
Eastern Persian Legion

anyways kawakaze now
So much hotties
Why is she only 25th? Put her in top 10
Jean Bart in there
remember kids: Gloucester is pronounced "glauster"
she's great
that seems so natural
TOP 15 IS ALL I ASK 4.
ALL I NEED IS FOR HER TO GET INTO THE FINALS
No
She is indeed
how would you pronounced Frome?
yes
Gloucester is obviously pronounced "Glouce ster"
No
yes
it's actually froom
No
yes
see that's actually kind of dumb
not Gloucester
Gloucester is fine
No
I prob should grind coins before guam event (yes I purposely included Bismarck)
well Gloucester is split Glou - cester
it's more like Glouce-ster
yes
inspire murderous rage in Poles
No
well, sure, but in actuality
it's glou-cester
yes
but pronounced glouce-ster
I don’t get it I’m a very nice innocent person
Glouce-pronounced like Glaus, and Ster
Gloucester
You’ll be mine soon
omg so true!!!!

You have to marry her as well
except one of them, which is pronounced as it is spelled
Worcestershire is worstershur
yes
No
Give me like 4 more oath rings there is a couple more ships I got to oath
so what's the british version of a human
Bri'ish
You did not vote for independence
a lad
I see its the nut
kawakaze, shoukaku and bismarck
Aisu 
what have we gone over nut
I am NOT ice cream
mr roon
SHUT UP BITCH
DO NOT BLEH ME BITCH
Bismarck mention
Bismarck oath is so fucking mid, especially when there are so many beautiful traditional gowns. Like Belfast and hood
I only got 5 left 😔
No.
but Aisu is so cute 
Time to overwork the Ships.
or do you think soft serve is cuter?
Don’t care give them to me.
🍦 🍨 
no nut
I'll sell em for 1000 gems each
DONT U DARE NUT
Very good price
ok ok
So no to you
Aisu it is 

Could you go lower?
no
Hmm for you I'll make a discount of 800 each
Hmm nah to much I can do 40 gems and a t1 exp data pack
Nvm since you have lion pfp I'll give you one free ring
NO HAPPY NUT
I'll ship it to you
I am NOT ice cream, nut
Amazon prime delivery
Lion? I don’t have lion sadly
Lin pfp
YEAHHGGG
now give me lion now
I cannot type ffs
I have 20 gems
She mine
IM THE RICHEST
Guys....
OUT OF EVERYONE HERE

I only got 12k left 😔
I gaslight myself into thinking I have lion
When the next event will be held?
i have lion
ROB HIM FOR ALL HE IS WORTH
Nuh uh
How do people get that biscuit skin

I need it
donate to the poor
CLOTHING
I am the poor
no
It cost 900 gems
me the poor

I have 20 gems
hru clothing
Wasn't it through buying some merch?
pin

Doing okay.
Decided to finally log my AL cards
Apparently not
so.... how rich are u now
I should really start deleting my spares , I had one of every UR 
we'll have Guam event rerun this evening
No wayy
The line to maxlb?
Nah no need to do that
Those spares are important if you know how to abuse fleet well
Also cuz my internet's been acting funky for a few days now and I cannot play anything atm

Don't tell me I missed that skin
Noted, skip the event
Yeah so like give lion
No. Might have been in the starter deck
hmm
Like if your 1 nj got exhausted, you can replace with another nj
Hot maid🤤lowk don’t know which one is better ngl
kawakaze is good
Right
belfast piss skin
Or I just use my 10 other UR BBs
the one with the red thing
i like 2nd one better
1st is...
Ty
too freaky
sexy
2nd is chill
I like casual skins.
anytime
Yeah her casual outfit is lowkey my favourite
omg so real bestieee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They absolutely cooked with the casual outfit
which is why kawakazes skins are good ye


I'm in battle so can't check is it still in shop?
Except they're not in the faction that you're farming for priority ship
hear me out, belfasts kimono skin
Priority ships take a day of farming 
💀
That's assuming you no life the fuck out of the game and have 5 fleets set up
they're so peak

fr fr
Unfortunately not but I’ve noticed even if a skin leave it comes back like a week later
I cleaned out 3.6 million of Gouden on a Sunday with 2 fleets 
Fuji doesn't get too many hearts
I just need crystal clear holiday lowk
One thing that i don't have, reservator of OILS
I have it :p
uooooooggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Grind in oil capped worlds 
mhmm
Lucky asf
Give me the bath skin
The real best Bismarck skin is her maid one
Also have it
Best is swimsuit , maid is meh
Fuck no
Still in the Houston 2 mines. Oil low...SEND HELP!!!!!
It’s good but not her best does have a good design


el bals
Unpacked surprises also goated
Soggy biscuit
Limit yourself to farm H only
3 a day and that's it
Can't find it in shop 
Hello, Synd
swimsuit >Throne>Christmas>Maid>Bath

Hello pin
Misread uncle pin

How are you doing?
Its armpit bismarck
My only 2 bought skins
the others are ok
Her worst skin ngl
Im alive probably. Might be dead tomorrow due to anesthesia. But I'll be better Friday
Probably
I do like presents tho
Says The fake Bismarck fan with Lion PFP

I'm just doing some card sorting for all my AL cards.
Bath is just a really bad skin , no imagination or creativity in that one
Don’t need to be
You got Al cards?
My voice hurts cause i was vibing too hard and hit high keys to hard.
I recently just finished sorting my card binder
Yeee
Oh another scammer
/kick 762461967116926976
Mom I'm rich
odeutte#0 got kicked.
Got my thousand dollar card on display
Use Owarida
How dare

Mod is here
/owarida odeutte#0
You do not have permission to use this command
Yee
I was abt to get rich 
You wanna see the fancy ones?
Hi I'm new to the game and just got lion can someone rate my build
@stark fox please use Owarida command next time please 
I should buy some AL singles
What the fuck what kind of shit are you doing to just now get Lion TELL ME PLEASE
Bro just got lion what a liar
Perhaps
GIVE LION PLASEE PLEASE ILL SELL MY SOUL TO YOU
Cube
No lion for you
But I did just spend 100 dollars on dragon maid YGO cards
Oathing her and putting da in her name would go hard
NGL I was gonna see if I could find a playset of them for collection purposes
Digital or Physical?
But why……

You have to tame lions
I just bought singles off tcgp
Can't walk up to one
Because she gone
And one of every single card in the rarity i liked the most
You didn't want her
Sometimes it was pricy lol
I tame lion and lion don’t want to be in my inventory

You didn't get her
Manjuu rerun Lyon 6 times over the next year and never rerun lion again
Just wait till 2028 or sum for rerun
Give me 60 dollars
That haruna skin is so good
Cause idk Why those cards are so pricey
It’s halfway through 2027……we are only in the start of FUCKING 2026
Thinking i need to purchase a signed AL card for the binder

Maybe i should Scalpel Pokemon cards too
Oooooo I can do $5 and 5 cents
When i set albaz imma steal all of yo dragonmaids
Stop it.
What I do
Some of my Pokémon cards are worth like 500 bucks if graded lol
Is that Like Hololive?
I have no idea what this means
It's not worth it if you haven't graded
He's going to play a weird church man and take control of your monsters
How long is YGO single turn again?
Oh. I play gun then
You are flexing lion over me stop
They will always find imperfections that your naked eye won't notice and it will drop the value 
Oh right
Which means, if you summon dragonmaid sheu on the field and since she's a dragon type, i can set 1 albaz and special summon alba lenatus from my extra deck without polymerization
I did not 
Am I really about to put "New Jersey" and "The Cooler New Jersey" in my card list?
You showed her oathed you know how sad I am?

😭
Voice Actress
Talk to ramzh
Oh the VAs nice

He just won a regional match or something
Nevermind what i'm saying, but you better see the labyrnth cards instead of dragonmaids
We didn't have the same card at all @stark fox
Is CV and VA the same?
Lmao again
No wayyy
/owarida 559392595025854477
rifadha#0 got banned.
Stop botting
Why
Yay thanks Pin ur the best
Gone reduced to atoms
If it makes you feel better this is my dock
Why is ur Lion Fat?
Flattened Lion
Don’t ever talk to me AGAIN
Too many gazelles in the Sahara
She is well fed
She ate too much
I’d happily let the devs make me do anything they want as long as I can get lion from it
Happy Lion
Wide lion
Big boobs Lion
Delete your account
That's not a cute dragon
You'll do anything?
Ofc
the lion does not exercise
No.
Travel back in time and pull lion then
Dragonmaids are very cute
You said anything
sex

Dragonmaid laudry
Effect:If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can send the top 3 cards of your Deck to the GY. At the start of the Battle Phase: You can return this card to the hand, and if you do, Special Summon 1 Level 7 "Dragonmaid" monster from your hand or GY. You can only use each effect of "Laundry Dragonmaid" once per turn
NOOOO SOMETHING SERIOUS
tf is this card and does it predate miss kobayashi's dragon maid 
Time travel is serious 
Watch me
also can we have :Eggsex: i mistyped
and had a revelation
Mine does 
I mean like deleting of my UR’S or winning a contest y’know
Give me alsace and i'll give you lion
Dw guys I was joking all along I got lion right hahahahahahahhahahahahah

Aight wait like 5 months tho


Whoa 2 lions 
First one I don’t care much about
How dare you
That's why you don't have lion
ryu from streets
Because you dont care abt lions
I think i have a lv 1 untouched lion
Watch out
see you in street fighter 5 everybody
the lion doesn't concern herself with wearing skirts
Get rid of the shit lion and the real Lion and keep the shipgirl Lion
All lions are good lions
Oh no real LION
Don't have to be
Lion is by far perfect lol
Can’t be when HMS Lion exist
Lions are scary
She's kinda big meh
Lion is great for W15


Lion is hot and strong perfect match
Lion is great for anything
Bruh
I have a store near me that stocked it
?
Where dat
I'm shushed for i speak the truth
Yoooooo you know how we are best friends should lowk give me your lion
No
Yostarrr, give me alsace and soyuz and all of my gems is yours
Don’t talk to me

Time to record me scraping lion and alsace
i wonder what the mutsukis' lego fortnite lobby would look like 

I will find you
🗿 Favorite plane in ace Combat´s?
NOOOOOOOO
She can crank 90s hella fast
I genuinely hope on the next shipgirl you want you get shafted and get a fucking common and then when the shipgirl event leaves it never gets a rerun and that shipgirl you missed is the most op shipgirl oat
I'm gonna put all of your dragonmaids deck into slumber with my invoked branded despia fiendsmith deck
I'm gonna deliver a box of chocolates to your house
Whoa whoa
Was that too far
Let's not do that far
My bad
Confessing to me already? Sorry but I’m already taken by some girls
Considering i haven't changed my fleet in years i doubt theyll be op. But like i don't even roll on banners anymore so this means nothing to me


Oh im talking to my lion
Fuck you.
Translation?
Some girls that he doesn't even have 
Yeah like uh Bismarck uh and Atago and uh I’m not oathed to anyone else
And I got a block button so shut
Up and stop making me cry
I got 3 lions 
I special summon aluber by using branded loss and normal summon aleister and activate the aluber in def position to search branded fusio- bla bla bla bla
And then i special summon ido the magical force into your field and i end my turn
I have a Savanah of lions
In like 60 builds
I have a
I got 7
Whatever it's called when there's a lot of lions
Too bad my hand is all of exodia
BUCKY IS A LION TOO
I saw

real floofy tail and 1:4
Too bad i called by the grave your exodia
Shes part of the pride thats why its buckypride

star wars
Too bad I just stole your deck so I win
Boobs
Just take one arm
Too bad i had to ash blossom and joyous spring before you can snatch steal my deck
Bigger boobs
All my homies hate ash blossom
Ohhhh I’m having flashbacks to when I first saw lion when I opened up Al…
So we burned all of the ash blossoms in existence
what if you now summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from your deck
Sorry, but ash blossom said no
I love my UR
What if i- Sorry ash blossom says no
Basically ygo meta
Then i use Ghost ogre and haunted mansion
I think someone is missin 
Who is it? Try to guess
Like Fritz rumey right?
Lion

Yea and someone else I think
Someone that don't wear pants
I think he's missing Nakhimov
Nah a gacha someone
Hmm
Raffaello
Raffaellion
Nah I think it's a hms ship
Hey man you messed up lol
Who knows
Ah, vanguard.
might be lion class
What the fuck did you just say
New lion class ship soon
Tiger.
This is some bullshit
Stay tuned 
sex
Gime me the 8h cube then
I would if I could I don't want it
You don't want free cubes?
I love 5-8 cubes from commission
Spamming commissions can get you easy 30-40 cubes month
the goat
Hmm
Taihou….
Might need red circles or sum to show who you're talking about
Anyway don’t let hakuhou beat lion FUCK Hakuhou
there's a line right there
It’s obviously Essex dumbass
Line is very thin, red circle better
she's the goat in my heart
proud of her for being top 15 so far tho! 
Hmm
JB JP is 17th, ahead of the 
Who first
not expecting her to win at all
but that is a strong showing for an old SR
Manchester's line's translations are so hilarious
With all the innits and blimeys
Makes me imagine her in like heavy accent
Duguay-Trouin lines are funny
12 out of 700-ish is still better than most though
Especially for the old timer
So who yall think gonna get top 3 in the final votes
she has staying power as a waifu
big W
Musashi is def 1
I only hope enty
You gonna have to keep hoping
Musashi, Meck, and Taihou is what I'm guessing now

Literally musashi is kuro version of shinano
Not even Belfast makes it there despite her popularity
we don't live in the good timeline
Taihou wins
But Belfast hottest maid ):
But shinano votes are lesser than musashi 😭
Nahh
i need oil
Yeahh
She's beaten by the dumb cat, so... 
i thought shinano had already won by proxy when laffey won
💙
there is a nudist among us
Shinano already won, last year
and Laffey won first year of the contest
Voting is every 2 years 
last year of voting
uhhhhh...yeahhhh... I'll have a cheeseburger with cheese and a uhhhhh....large pilk
When she's up for vote again, sure
so when are we getting spee butt
UR
Besides Laffey, the only day one ship that won the top 3 is Eugen 
- Japan
- UR
Japanese UR
the I-404 is the legendary japanese sub
Legendary my ass
Yeah but like there is so much other cool better UR ships there
Surprised to see Hatsu losing to HMS planes
They went with one of her class that wasn’t finished
i know right
you know left
Aight but depends on who is in the votes think she might be next
there were two finished models
I-404 is clone slop anyway
it'll be finals
Ooooooooo so she will not get votes from me dam….
I-400, I-401, and I-402, and they chose 404
Alsace is going to finals, Jean Bart at this rate is going to repechage
What’s the repechage
403 doko
Hello
tbh I didn't know at first either
Lol I was thinking it's a food like japchae
what
Orbsssss
the losers get eaten??
Yorrrrrrrr
When I searched it up it came up with a French term that means rescue or sum
Hru orbs?
i could totally see asians using "repechage" as an official english term
because that's how my people do things
Tang dynasty approved 
they use weird terms that aren't technically wrong
but no native speaker actually will use them
How do I 404's Planes Go back Home after they launch them?
@rose spire give me your alsace, and i'll give you my lion
the sub has to resurface
Alr just wait a couple months
it's inefficient
Not Kamikaze?
no
Give me like a month or two for that then
Planes are custom made for the submarine, too expensive
the I-400s are supposed to do first strike
and it's expected the main fleet is close behind
otherwise the I-400 being surfaced is just a sitting duck
time to give submarines AA guns
TBF Avenger Pilots approve of this message
realistically, I-400s are only useful for invasions
Are there any Modern SSV right now or are they Top secret?
Nah
just did a below-gold purge
damn
from 633 to 489
Only Nuclear Powered Subs With Nuclear Ballistics?
We went all out with nukes & drones
What’s the point of an SSV in this year? (With planes)
anything, anywhere can launch a drone now
so technically any sub can surface and an officer yeet a drone
raah
I-400s would be very good for surfacing in the middle of the night and launching planes to cripple coastal defenses provided that the invasion fleet is very close behind
like no more 30 than minutes out
Assuming the pilots could actually see
for ww2 or modern context?
See
who needs to see

where can i buy you
eyeye why is it not found?
it’s marked as nsfw
inb4 flying submarines
the submarine just surfaces and takes off
add me on mfc, I have 150 scale figures
MyFigureCollection.net - My figurine collection (Anime, manga and video games figures, goods, CDs and artbooks from Japan)
I mean the page request
breast titties
Can’t we give it hydra rocket pods?
idk maybe
Shinano art
that's an absolute scam 
there was an old streampunk-scifi movie, where a prepeller-warplane (like Mustang or BF-109) could dive into water , turning submarine, while also surface and start flying off like floatplane
No, 34k is actually a really decent price for a 1/4 scale

bruh
even with shipping?
lmaoooo
It’s at 60% so should be good for another 9 hours
As long as you don’t play games ig
No, shipping is separate
charge your damn phone bitchmark
It’s good
it’s iPhone 17 Pro Max so it can last for about 8hrs playing 3d games
Oi, no.
yeah totally
lmao, charging your phone everytime actually destroys the battery faster
11%
34 thousand?????
I’ll just buy a new one then
34,000 yen
34,000 yen
Oh
that's about 340 USD
69% energy
Well that’s great…
I was thinking USD thank god
do i need to login to see thsi stuff
instead of charging i buy a new phone when my phone is dead
Sounds like you have money give it
Many azur lane figures are releasing soon, like this nj
I ain’t the brightest 
No
uh, no
Ic ic
you can't buy the Lion with money
That’s still a bit
my mind is still on 1 usd = 100 jpy
when it's more like 1 usd = 150 jpy
You can buy a cage big enough for one with that
but yeah
JUST LET ME DREAM TURQUOISE JUST LET ME DREAM


That’s like 1/2 a day of work for a statue 
Holy thighs
you can buy a cage for bismarck instead
You can buy cubes to fill up the pity counter.
Ew no
buying cubes
buy her another plushie
so when she does arrive, she feels welcome and comfy
I got a ton of plushies for her
she has boobs 0/10
is that a plushie or real lion-cub

schrödinger's nipple
Plushie
fucky lookin cub if it's real
I'm not saying it's recommended tho
We love Franklin, almost as much as the kamikaze planes.
I am broke however 
one of official-arts depict supposedly live-lioncubs-pets of her similar to that
i'm gonna touch you
school snapped me like toothpick
Guess the price is based on the ship's rarity
she has boobs 0/10
how much is the Shinano one
she has feet 0/10
wonder if 1/6 scale of Franklin figure is around 27.5cm
how it feels to pay taxes.
Being f2p in this game is literally pain, i had to use my 1000 freegems just to get all of the dal collab ship, even though there will be possible rerun for it
seems to come with additional parts
toly hits
second Cow comic came out
waiting for the translation like 👀
I had 2 giant Snorlax plushies and she seemed to love em 
Now make it jiggle
lol I pay taxes too
the vat?
which one? Franklin?
it has something like nips in the box
every single figure
Cause you shouldn't put it on your desk at work
You can't show them to the kids duh
the mog one and nano also has the tag
It’s a label from myfigurecollection
Theres nsfw and nsfw+, the labeling often isn’t clear
that Franklin one is called nsfw even though its fully clothed and others that are completely naked are the same label
hmm i dont collect figures, so that's beyond my guess
oh
I just have too many Miku figures
kinda like rating how racey they are
I bought all these figures this week
I only have a single miku figure I haven't armed
Holy shit bro give some
because I don't have a case for it
Bro's rich rich
MyFigureCollection.net - My figurine collection (Anime, manga and video games figures, goods, CDs and artbooks from Japan)
1986
I was there
how big is a 1/4 figure btw?
Around this big

you a nuclear scientist or something
where ya get ya funds from
tax fraud
tax fraud = 1 extra dolla
a decent wage can literally fund lots of stuff
He’s in the IT industry 
I would have 50% more dabloons if not for taxes
understandable

how come you haven't bought me a spaceshuttle then
Nordic ahhh tax
That isn’t my photo
you are not worth it
it’s just for scale
Germany but close
But that’s the New Jersey 1/4
milk tax 🥛
tsundere..
Cowpens!
what if i tranform into a foot
Not this guy again
if you transform into Kosuzu
leave him alone he's a hard working man
The Shinano one is a 1/4 but she’s laying down so it’s not a good measure of height
She’s 15.6in long though

the WHO
Life-size AL figurines when? 
And then there's a woman...
we have those
the busts, at least
I'll make it happen trust







