al-general

[modern moon]

But no wdc (screw Lando)

[mental swift]

Max is still top 5 driver easily

[lilac jasper]

British food doesnt suck if they season it, which they dont.

[mental swift]

max won in our hearts

[ruby gulch]

Only partly, as she is aware of how cringe she can be

[mental swift]

lando won by a fluke

[lilac jasper]

Except the beans on toast. Eternity in purgatory for that invention.

[sleek cape]

What about hm..

Cookies and milk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264855234805873/togif.gif

[mental swift]

she had a watch party with ayanami

[nova elm]

Thats a north pole dish

[lilac jasper]

Thats just standard ass shit

[mental swift]

The only good british food is fish and chips

[lilac jasper]

Cookies n milk

We do that here in NL

[ruby gulch]

Conquered half the world for spices, only to not put them into their food

[sleek cape]

Alright lemme ask something my state does

[mental swift]

their national dish is of indian origin

😭😭😭

[lilac jasper]

None of you would survive snert

[modern moon]

British chocolate are top tier

[sleek cape]

U ever ate jambalaya

[wanton pelican]

I love anything spicy

[lilac jasper]

Spicy is fun until it has to come out again

[mental swift]

Me too

[mental swift]

This sounds crazy out of context

[lilac jasper]

THEY PUT CRACK IN THAT?

[wanton pelican]

Is this an actual thing people have happen to them?

[lilac jasper]

Yes

My mouth is extremely tolerant to spice

Other end not so much

[ivory bridge]

You talk a lot like one of my friends

[mental swift]

I think it mostly happens because the other end is torn

[ivory bridge]

Are you here to spy on me

[lilac jasper]

Capsaicin doesnt care

[normal comet]

[spiral saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1459543849180336256/mrmsk_azurlane230414.gif

[spiral saffron]

Which al character is she?

[ruby gulch]

It is only spicy if it burns 3 times

[stark fox]

Capsacin can affect the rectum.

[lilac jasper]

That might be my issue

I eat noodle soup with a shit ton of ghost pepper sambal in it

You can feel it the whole way through

[nova elm]

Murnmask

[lilac jasper]

Mildly discomforting but still

[nova elm]

Also she's peak

[nova elm]

Champcone

[spiral saffron]

Thanks

[weak parrot]

manskmur

[sly thistle]

merge

[shut crane]

the ass will burn

[trim gyro]

you're not supposed to shove it up there

[nova elm]

Then where was I supposed to put it in? My ears?

[tight roost]

when will they add Musashi/UvH/Shinano to Open World

[nova elm]

When I want to

[stark fox]

When they can be assed to update it.
So like... 2 years

[sleek cape]

In your ass

Duhhhh

[wanton pelican]

I used to be able to do this back in the day

[sleek cape]

Lemme guess you’re out of your prime grandpa?

[wanton pelican]

With some stretching and a tutorial on YouTube I might be able to do it again

[low musk]

Hi

[raven grove]

Good morning everyone

[hearty salmon]

Morning?

[sleek cape]

Stop storm chasing

[hearty salmon]

it's 10:33PM

[sleek cape]

It’s morning in America dummy

Your small gooning brain can’t perceive such

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460265079676342404/togif.gif

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[sleek cape]

Good night

Why does this person only appear to say good night

I never see good morning

[agile silo]

W16 is Sibuyan Sea...So we are far off to Okinawa...

[hearty salmon]

Did somebody say goon?

[modern dew]

does it clap when sodak runs

[sleek cape]

Idk I never bothered to check if it did with her

Cause I don’t immediately run to sexual things twin

It’s how you enter the flow state

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099083902460641330/1322876667718537257/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[modern dew]

peculiar what made you think my question was connected to that

i was asking if she claps

with her hands

out of sheer joy and happiness

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460265079676342404/togif.gif

[sleek cape]

Son no you did not

[nova elm]

What the hell is going on

[sleek cape]

You said does it clap

[nova elm]

I went to get coffee

[sleek cape]

Not does her hand clap

[weak parrot]

That doesn’t change the fact that I’m still gonna touch you

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795491327049857/togif.gif

[modern dew]

clap with your eyelids

[modern dew]

she has invisible hands

[sleek cape]

Mods pump this man with loads of PSI

Make sure he has enough to air up my tires

[weak parrot]

“Look Ma, no tits”

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-sakura-kun-dokuro-chan-koolyoin-anime-gif-5704189131921943368

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-miko-yae-genshin-impact-genshin-burst-gif-24384706

[weak parrot]

I’m so brain damaged that the first thing I though of when I saw seasoned pretzels was “I’m gonna season your pretzels”

[trim gyro]

huh

[rose spire]

HeheheheehhehahhhahahHHAHQHAHWHAHAHHAHAHQHAHAHWHAHW

[sick crest]

Should see a doctor for that

[rose spire]

boobs

[violet panther]

[sleek cape]

I love this guy

[weak parrot]

I love thinly veiled threats of a sexual nature

[violet panther]

[sleek cape]

He’s so awesome sauce

[violet panther]

[hearty salmon]

UWOGHHHH lewd teasing horndog hag

[sleek cape]

GET BACK OVA HERE

I LOVE YOUUUUU

[sick crest]

The hag

[weak parrot]

There’s a lot of bacteria in that tea

[tight goblet]

mmmmmm?

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-gif-27362148

[sick crest]

Hood bacteria

[weak parrot]

kuuchan

[nova elm]

How dare you speak ill of her perfections.

She is a natural tea fountain

[tight goblet]

hmm

[nova elm]

with a single blow she can double the amount of tea in a teapot

[sleek cape]

Hi snow

It’s a nice Monday ain’t it

[tight goblet]

mmm?

[rose spire]

Someone crack my back please

[weak parrot]

That sounds less reassuring and more terrifying

[tight goblet]

you want backshots?

[rose spire]

No it’s FUCKING NOTTTTTTTTTTTT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[violet panther]

"you call? x 7 + 1

[rose spire]

Yes.

[weak parrot]

alright, I’m gonna bring The Man™

[tight goblet]

I c

[rose spire]

Yoooooooo what are ME and my clone doing there

[rose spire]

[weak parrot]

Rule #1: Do not speak ill of The Man™

[rose spire]

And who is “The Man”

[weak parrot]

Rule #2 Love NTR (Narita Top Road) because The Man™ loves NTR (Narita Top Road).

[stray thistle]

Y'all what're the odds of a date a live collab runback? I noticed they didn't add some of the date a live characters so im praying 😭

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[sick crest]

Never

[weak parrot]

Hopefully never

and also very likely never

[violet panther]

2 years minimum

[stray thistle]

why hopefully

[sick crest]

Odds are very low

[weak parrot]

Collabs bad

[stray thistle]

wait was it bad or somethin

[weak parrot]

ships good

[stray thistle]

i missed out on it

[rose spire]

2 years? But idk if they do collab reruns unless it’s different characters

No the dal collab was good asf

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/geogeojy/status/2010359507222929745

Geo＠ (@geogeojy)

明日は休みかもだけど、今日は日曜なので無料パック取得は忘れずにー　ラフィーちゃんが自動で運んできてくれたらいいのに・・・

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[rose spire]

Gib oil

[sleek cape]

YES IT ISSSS

YOU STUPID

[rose spire]

Maybe it is tbh

[sleek cape]

SON OF A BITCH

[weak parrot]

Collab characters
Collab skins

[trim gyro]

they might rerun it if they want to do a second collab, but it's not very likely

[rose spire]

What if I just goon😭✌️

[sleek cape]

Gooning is for little gay femboys

[weak parrot]

We need less girls become ships and more ships becoming girls

[rose spire]

Stranger we are in Azur lane discord server I wouldn’t be surprised if more then 70% of the people did

[sleek cape]

@tight goblet do you agree

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264855234805873/togif.gif

[sick crest]

Collab reruns almost never happen and if they do its because new content for the original series is coming or is insanely popular for some reason. DAL is reaching its end point from what ive heard so its very unlikely that a rerun will occur

[weak parrot]

but collabs with companies that only have collab skins for existing shipgirls is good

[sleek cape]

Then let them all be little gay femboy twinks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795491327049857/togif.gif

[weak parrot]

“Femgay Boytwinks”

[hearty salmon]

I heard we were talking about tomboys?

[sick crest]

I dont think theyre gay since they wouldn't be gooning in that case

[weak parrot]

sus

[hearty salmon]

Oh femgays

[weak parrot]

no we’re talking about Ayaya

[rose spire]

Yoooooooo WE are one of them

[hearty salmon]

A dissapointment

[sleek cape]

No we were talking about femboys

[sleek cape]

WE? You speaking French???

There is no WE

[nova elm]

Someone said tomboys?

[sick crest]

Now talk about

[meager haven]

Femboys

[sick crest]

No

[nova elm]

Murny!

[weak parrot]

Ah yes, femgirls

[sleek cape]

I don’t wanna talk about some dude taking upskirt pics of a girl

[nova elm]

:[ look of sadness and depression

[weak parrot]

Can I take upskirt pics of you

[sleek cape]

Sodak doesn’t wear a skirt on her default skin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

[weak parrot]

I’m talking about you

Not Sodak

[sleek cape]

I am sodak

[meager haven]

Say yes

[sleek cape]

You stupid fucking piece of kelp

[rose spire]

YES WE AS ME AND YOUUUUUUUUUU AND EVERYONE ELSSSEE

[sleek cape]

NO!!!

[meager haven]

That is indeed me

[oblique sinew]

Channel is weird. I'm leaving bye chat

[meager haven]

Hi synd

[sleek cape]

Bitch

[meager haven]

Bye Synd

[oblique sinew]

Hello Kelp

[nova elm]

Bye unc

[trim gyro]

liar

[sick crest]

Talk about cats

[oblique sinew]

Love you kelp

[meager haven]

Lu2

[rose spire]

bye.

[weak parrot]

wait synd, I haven’t taken candid pics of your panties yet

[oblique sinew]

[sick crest]

Run before akashi gets you

[rose spire]

Yes.

[nova elm]

Dw hes just gonna lurk, we need to give him some good fanarts and hell come back

[weak parrot]

[sleek cape]

When sodak lowk walking so I lowk give that ass a good smack, with respect of course

[weak parrot]

Akashi tits

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795010445905995/togif.gif

[sick crest]

That emojii name

[nova elm]

YEET THE CHILD

[meager haven]

Haven’t seen this artist in foreva

[weak parrot]

Yeah they don’t want you to steal the emojis

[weak parrot]

but

how tf would they know

[agile silo]

jesus christ

[rose spire]

@nova elm same time tomorrow? Drugs lowk good

[frank marten]

Yarrrr time to plunder stickers yarrr

[nova elm]

NU'UH

[rose spire]

Dam bruh

Mfs be betraying you

[nova elm]

Ancient ass video, bros probably an unc rn

[rose spire]

One second they sell you drugs next second they say “NU’UH”

[nova elm]

Do not Peek the Shochibi

[sleek cape]

One second they send you money

[nova elm]

ANU'UH

[sleek cape]

Next second they get slimed out in the streets

[rose spire]

Anus Nuh uh?

[frank marten]

[weak parrot]

Ah yes little Anchorage

[frank marten]

Wat

[violet panther]

Lilchorage

[rose spire]

Yooooooooooo that’s crazy

[nova elm]

I will slime you like they slimed those actors on Nickelodeon with gooey green stuff.

[meager haven]

Ew Enty

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-zara-eat-pizza-gif-15125227

[weak parrot]

Imagine little hipper

[meager haven]

Your ass is indeed ew

[nova elm]

Your ass is ew fho

[meager haven]

10 medals

[nova elm]

Murican

[frank marten]

That is good point

[weak parrot]

*Murcian

[sleek cape]

When you walkout the hot shower aura farming

[sleek cape]

But you lowk slip and break your ass

[frank marten]

[weak parrot]

hood bacteria

[nova elm]

People still use enterprise in the big 26? Bruh I thought we all passed that. Anyways HMS Hood till the end team anybody?

[rose spire]

I chuckled

[sleek cape]

Hood in the big 26 get out

[frank marten]

[late shale]

Hmm

[modern dew]

grandma knowledge

[nova elm]

Back in my day 75% proc was amazing....

[modern dew]

i remember watching those

[radiant cipher]

Sorry chat I was hungry

[frank marten]

60% is high proc rate

[nova elm]

It was like not that long ago I watched it in the telly

[nova elm]

@frank marten stop photo bombing pictures

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264932212740186/togif.gif

[sick crest]

Korea needs assistance

[frank marten]

[modern dew]

"not that long ago" then you realize it was on 50 years ago

[nova elm]

Uh......

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Can I pat it?

[nova elm]

I mean like i remember watching it in 2015

[rose spire]

Will it bite?

[violet panther]

Ark got PTSDed out of it

[nova elm]

Which is what?

[frank marten]

You can pat it, once.

[nova elm]

Wait that was 11 years ago-

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-five-nights-at-freddy's-springlock-failure-fnaf-gif-15872712012781687992

[sleek cape]

Shouldn’t her ass be in a cell with Diddy

[sick crest]

Shes dead

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460265079676342404/togif.gif

[sick crest]

I think

[nova elm]

Assassination successful

[modern dew]

tell me how long ago was 2015

[frank marten]

5

[sleek cape]

He ate them

[modern dew]

hungry

[nova elm]

Now is 2026 which means....... 11 years ago......

[sick crest]

A year ago

[nova elm]

Uh.

Im not old am i?

[modern dew]

im now a dinosaur

[heady pawn]

It was a year before they killed Harambe

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-werk-chicken-dance-gif-11998781060591627495

[modern dew]

you're either a milf or a cougar now

[nova elm]

No im just an idiot.

[modern dew]

kids these days dont even KNOW who that is

[modern dew]

big breasted idiot

[viral matrix]

richie face reveal is crazy

[sleek cape]

“Dad how peak was 2016?”

[nova elm]

IM FLAT!

[nova elm]

Oh god look at how long it is

[modern dew]

nah man i blessed you when you were sleeping

you're now bigger than cowpens

[sleek cape]

Thats what nobody said

[nova elm]

NUUH I WANNA BE FLAT

[viral matrix]

genetic L

[modern dew]

its too late

[sick crest]

Incorrect

[frank marten]

No one can see the context anymore

[nova elm]

Why yall like big boobs so much

[viral matrix]

@nova elm looking like hipper over here

[frank marten]

Which is good for ya

[nova elm]

Amazing. My lying skills has surpassed fact

[modern dew]

i like inverted boobs

straight bowls

[agile silo]

I dare someone to play W16 but using this:

[viral matrix]

i mean, rather be a cutting board then have chronic back pain

[agile silo]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-mzOsoYnYnQmaB9dN3RhaWO-SPgnFLKcHxYKPKIPIzw/edit?usp=sharing

[lilac axle]

Out of context but I got an unreasonable love for weekly missions

[rose spire]

I love big boobs

[heady pawn]

Easier to squeeze your hands on

[rain valley]

I've been summoned
here is a Cow to prove the point

[violet panther]

and dairy supply

[nova elm]

I have a cutting board body and back pain.

[frank marten]

I love it you love it we love it

[viral matrix]

well in that case, worst of both worlds

[nova elm]

Okay- you dont need to explain yourself turq

[bold kayak]

holy cow

[sick crest]

Easier to commit seppuku in case of emergency

[modern dew]

siyota more like toyota

[rose spire]

Time for me to leave heh. I like boobs

[lilac axle]

Have fun

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-kujo-joseph-joestar-avdol-kakyoin-polnareff-gif-16408614

[meager marsh]

I think it’s because they’re big and squishy. I dunno. I like all types of boobies even if they basically have none tho lol

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-hilux-hilux-gif-24871853

[nova elm]

Their username in AL is actually bakAtovis (stupid tovis)

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-lick-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-gif-8937093444098193613

[bold kayak]

i also like boobs. but i dont know how soft they are

[rain valley]

actually true tho

[viral matrix]

have you ever touched human skin

[sick crest]

Because if you say that you like flat chests you get looked at weird

[modern dew]

twotits

[nova elm]

You ever touched your belly before? It's like that but imagine it being rounded

[bold kayak]

Not on the boob part

[pine oasis]

Youre welcome i guess
Never seen such enthusiasm

[nova elm]

Its literally the same everywhere

[modern dew]

id look weirdly at YOUR flat chest

[sick crest]

[frank marten]

Peak male body

[bold kayak]

I think skins on diff part of the body are different

[sick crest]

Your either that or a femboy there is no between

[violet panther]

Vitty would like a word with him

[modern dew]

im a boy with some fem on the side

[nova elm]

Brother is definitely an alien/a reptile from the secret world government

[heady pawn]

Guaranteed steal your wife

[frank marten]

Dont try it

[bold kayak]

i guess i really am not a human being

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/parry-this-filthy-scoundrel-war-battle-gif-10499263489294244518

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-parry-parry-gif-17766572258316137524

[frank marten]

Watt darrrr helllll

[bold kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bubble-sad-gif-9840505378859916279

[nova elm]

Dw chat ill protect you from Pin

[violet panther]

wonder if Hoyo has copyright skirting

[sick crest]

Sadly regardless of parrying the blast wave, you are now very blind

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pin-head-who-you-calling-sponge-bob-meme-patrick-gif-15005858

[frank marten]

Ill not open that

[meager marsh]

So you know stressballs…….

[frank marten]

@nova elm what in this spoiler

[nova elm]

Its safe

[sick crest]

Sparkle

[meager marsh]

Depending on the stressball it might not actually feel like boobs at all but . They’re basically built in stressballs

[bold kayak]

i got one but man, they do bounce but theyre hard asf

[frank marten]

Oh

[nova elm]

Ts

[frank marten]

That cute

[sick crest]

Why am I transsexual now?

[meager marsh]

What kinda stressball do you have

[bold kayak]

cause youre evolving ?

[nova elm]

Why not

[sick crest]

[frank marten]

What dat SEX² ?

[meager haven]

Congras

[nova elm]

What the hell

[violet panther]

[meager marsh]

Because you are. Have fun !

[sleek cape]

I think he has gone crazy

Someone fix him

[meager marsh]

[nova elm]

Y'all mutsuki's kinda funny

[meager marsh]

Hope that helps the guy

[bold kayak]

if i were to touch a stress ball, how could i differentiate it to the real ones?

[meager marsh]

By touching the real one

I dunno man

[bold kayak]

PAIN

[nova elm]

Can you offer a demonstration? I may be a visual learner

[meager marsh]

[sick crest]

Grab a breast

[violet panther]

a demonstration :

[rain valley]

I'm gonna offer nothing to this conversation about the feel of boobs
and just lol

[nova elm]

Ow- you said you had a stress ball

[sleek cape]

Complete airball at a flirt line

[frank marten]

MurnMurn

[sleek cape]

Wrap it up

[sleek cape]

She’s not letting you hit bro bro

[nova elm]

Manboobs tho-

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-hamster-rat-cuddle-massaging-gif-17653558

[violet panther]

or give moon-goddess a portable firepower

[nova elm]

Ahhh now this helps me visualize a lot! Thanks!

[sleek cape]

PUT IT DOWN

[rain valley]

as a lesbian, can't say I'm a fan

[nova elm]

COLUMBINA NO

[bold kayak]

they started it. im having a good day till i opened the discord. then realize i havent touched one eversince...

[sleek cape]

But uh thanks for new gif tho

[meager marsh]

iillpovvvveee man boobies. I loovvvvee all boobies. I love…

[nova elm]

I got a Murn image so at least that's something

[nova elm]

SANDIIIIII

[nova elm]

UNANAMIA

[sleek cape]

I love the world

[nova elm]

Honestly why is the best girl in the parliament an Elite

[frank marten]

I luv booba

[bold kayak]

ignorance is a bliss huh

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-atago-azur-lane-hug-hug-me-gif-15473930

[nova elm]

Everybody in the world should just kith each other

https://tenor.com/view/now-kith-mike-tyson-gif-13249709

[meager marsh]

Okay maybe not the whole world…..

[rain valley]

who, Poltava? Arkh?

[frank marten]

Everyone on earth should kill @nova elm

[nova elm]

Murny

[rain valley]

ah
mid

[nova elm]

Racists against siren lovers huh

[frank marten]

Murmansk

[meager marsh]

Hmmm…. I’ll think about it

[frank marten]

Good

[sleek cape]

Some parts you know

[nova elm]

I hope your door suddenly creeks in the middle of the night with no apparent reason.

[meager marsh]

Okay then fair I guess

[nova elm]

I hope your drainage hole gets clogged up by loose hair from your shower.

[weak parrot]

“These boobs ain’t big enough for the two of us”

[rain valley]

her entire value is memes
and that's it

[nova elm]

Cute

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458515382116552898/20260101_163816.gif

[nova elm]

:[ i like dumb but sweet girl, thats literally my schtick

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/tomato-stab-gif-20843753

[nova elm]

WHY IS IT SO PUDDING LIKE

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-vergil-gif-11621738758750747487

[nova elm]

EUEUUEUEU NO NO MY EYES

[rain valley]

plenty of non-gremlins who have that quality
even in NP. look at Kronshtadt lol

[meager marsh]

Consume the boobs until there are none left.

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/guinea-pig-nom-nom-eating-tomato-gif-18147575

[nova elm]

Heheh. Kronny

Hehehehehe

[tight goblet]

hmm

[nova elm]

[peak plover]

mhm

[frank marten]

Soyuz

[nova elm]

Kurskcopter

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/ParallelRey/status/2010695113660592204

rey (@ParallelRey)

Tea time🍵
︀︀#アズールレーン #AzurLane #フッド

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FxTwitter · Jan 12, 2026, 12:47 PM

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-8203642368310891448

[frank marten]

[torpid kettle]

some are soft 😛

[nova elm]

Keep spinning, we'll make the next update come sooner

[meager marsh]

yyayaayyyyy

[nova elm]

Trust me guys. Dragon UR just around the corner

[rose spire]

I’m back

[agile silo]

Have fun

https://synthoel.itch.io/what-are-you-staring-at-shikikan

[rose spire]

KURST SPIN

[rose spire]

GOONING

[meager marsh]

too much spinning…..

[nova elm]

Gonna get Nimi called here any second

[peak plover]

https://tenor.com/view/well-well-well-gif-18070885294820856115

[frank marten]

[signal delta]

Nini Will be here soon enough

[nova elm]

Nimi doesn't like the superiority of our Kursk spin orchestra

[rose spire]

Heheheheeheehehehehehehhee

[nova elm]

Imma get a refill of coffee

Brb

[frank marten]

At 22:24

[rain valley]

speaking of, look who showed up this morning

[rose spire]

get me one too

[nova elm]

Oh look cow

[rose spire]

Can I have cow?

[nova elm]

No

I'm having my milky coffee in peace.

[meager marsh]

I’m scared

[nova elm]

You should. Because you're next

[meager marsh]

WHAT!!!!

[rose spire]

After everything I did for you💔

[nova elm]

Hehe. Champagne

[frank marten]

[normal comet]

mom look at the cow

[meager marsh]

Piss boy I’m gonna strangle you

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Nuuh you played OpSi

[rose spire]

Uh NO PROOF

[nova elm]

I know you did

[frank marten]

If you play OpSi you would get YorkieMETA

[nova elm]

I can see your account from my super duper secret tool

[rose spire]

But hypothetically if I did how would you know?

[nova elm]

Okay and?

[frank marten]

But you dont

[rose spire]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nova elm]

I have been immune to Yorkie Jealousy

Although I will be extremely jealous if Essex meta is a showdown.

[meager marsh]

Yorkie cute tho….

[meager marsh]

HOT

[signal delta]

Omg Laffey

https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2010652980631273875

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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FxTwitter · Jan 12, 2026, 10:00 AM

[nova elm]

I'm immune I'm immune I'm immune.

[meager marsh]

awwwwww

pat the baby

[frank marten]

Back to the basics ig

[nova elm]

Omg!

Skip. I like to suffer.

[signal delta]

It's her rerun?

[nova elm]

Shit.

[meager marsh]

I’m scared (again)

[nova elm]

Keep calm

She'll come back

She'll come back in March

March plz

[rose spire]

Boobs

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-insane-asylum-rubber-room-snailpo-rosetoy-gif-16450185003739944321

[signal delta]

Where the Frenchie lover?

This one for you

https://fxtwitter.com/koba_hinanjo/status/2010529002218537104

こば＠避難所🦅💕 (@koba_hinanjo)

🧡🤍ジャン・バール、ル・マラン、ダンケルク
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FxTwitter · Jan 12, 2026, 1:47 AM

[nova elm]

I summon Turq

I summon pig

[meager marsh]

Woahhhh

[nova elm]

I summon everybody who is here between 7 AM GMT and 9 PM GMT

[frank marten]

It's Yorkie2 and then implac right?

[nova elm]

Yes

[rose spire]

Yorktown II already out

[nova elm]

Oh wait no

Oh wait yes

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Yeah I thought Alsace was like- before Implac

[sage zealot]

yokie already perma

[nova elm]

Brainfart

[frank marten]

Wait when

[nova elm]

He's talking about the order of release

[nova elm]

Are you dumb or are you Teto?

[frank marten]

I kinda don't do any WA anymore

[vague glen]

When Prinz Eugen Zwei 🫩

[frank marten]

So

[agile silo]

oh shit

[frank marten]

Gorilla event when

[nova elm]

What

[frank marten]

Gorizia*

[agile silo]

its almost 2 years of me here

[nova elm]

GORILLA EVENT

[vague glen]

Gorilla 🦍

[nova elm]

Old ass

[agile silo]

plus another 4 years of AL in 2020-2023

[frank marten]

Auto correct

[lone vapor]

@stark fox

[agile silo]

what is yo beef with Pin?

[meager haven]

Agir

[nova elm]

Old

[meager haven]

Heinrich

Adalbert

[weak parrot]

People die when they are killed

[vague glen]

Hell no

[nova elm]

Lutzow to some extent

[normal comet]

i'm doing opsi rn

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/snuffy-vtuber-raccoon-girl-donut-gif-20666831

[frank marten]

Murnmurn

[nova elm]

Go commit delete account

[normal comet]

i refuse

[nova elm]

I insist

10 PM

[normal comet]

who are you? my dad?

[nova elm]

Imma go to sleep

[frank marten]

You should be the one to delete acc

[nova elm]

No I'm your uncle Barry from Alabama.

[frank marten]

Wait no giv it to me

[nova elm]

Why?

[meager marsh]

Oh. You’re sleeping.

[nova elm]

Oh Scylla?

No fuck you

[frank marten]

Collection

[normal comet]

nahh, you smell like lolicon from indonesia

[nova elm]

You got the Indonesian part one correct

[sleek cape]

Alabama?

[frank marten]

I love collect people acc

[sleek cape]

Where?

[nova elm]

The Lolicon one is false

[nova elm]

Mobile

[frank marten]

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-22832680

[normal comet]

i can sniff your identity

[nova elm]

Well I'm actually an uncle rn

[sleek cape]

We are gonna aggressively tongue kiss now

[nova elm]

Yeah no shit I got my location public

[normal comet]

most indonesian weebs i know is lolicon anyway

[wise thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110501630769635388/1156373818802192474/9-26-5.gif?ex=652f1a8a&is=651ca58a&hm=1fd759a86106b7076ed6230ac00625a07aea97e2020f0e1c40f5f65eafc16d11&

[nova elm]

Oh wow that's vaguely racist

[wise thicket]

hi

:>

[normal comet]

they have biggest BA fandom

[meager marsh]

WHAT?!!!!!!

[nova elm]

I got several great nieces already

So yeah

[vague glen]

I'm on sum Eugen collection, i just need another Eugen

[frank marten]

Uncle Ariii

[meager marsh]

Okay. Weird thing to say

[sleek cape]

Otto becomes a aunt live footage

[frank marten]

Old like yuuauntie

[vague glen]

Specifically Eugen Zwei

[sleek cape]

Lynx from Fortnite?

[meager marsh]

What do you mean .

[sleek cape]

Idk

[agile silo]

heh

[nova elm]

You know. Casually ignoring the entire nation who made the entire game popular is also an effective tactic in statistics

[sleek cape]

Why is the dot away from your sentence

[meager marsh]

Idiot…. Smh….

[meager marsh]

AWWWW

SHES SO PRETTY

[sleek cape]

Idiot????

[nova elm]

You know like those boomers who always put dots?

[frank marten]

Dat was a quick art

[nova elm]

He's most likely that

[meager marsh]

yes

You heard me….

[agile silo]

you know what else is quick

[frank marten]

No

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1460264750004048109/togif.gif

[nova elm]

Me with your mom on Walmart?

[sleek cape]

Yall having sex on Walmart?

[normal comet]

idk what do you mean, but good night unc

[meager marsh]

[sleek cape]

Like the roof?

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1460210212605530247/Musashibunnygun.gif

[nova elm]

We can shop faster if we're at Costco you know

[nova elm]

Who said anything about seggs

[violet panther]

nah, he help the mom through cashier

[vague glen]

Supply and demand type shit

[frank marten]

Shit

[nova elm]

Shit

[agile silo]

okay...

[vague glen]

Dung

[frank marten]

[meager marsh]

Ok

We all saw that

[frank marten]

Im not screenshot dat

[rose spire]

How could you hate sirens when the fine shawty woman empress over here exist?

[nova elm]

What?

[nova elm]

OMG HIIIIIII EMPRESS!!!!!

[meager marsh]

Mods, check the logs

[frank marten]

Too much horrific

[nova elm]

BIG FAN!

[rose spire]

YEAHHG

[nova elm]

Wait I got a meme for this

[agile silo]

Owari Da

[rose spire]

MEEE TOOOO

[normal comet]

send the empress in dress pic

[meager marsh]

Awesome!!!!!!

[nova elm]

OMG HIII ESSEX!

[rose spire]

I’m close.

[rose spire]

DAMMMMM

[normal comet]

nooo, not that one

[rose spire]

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nozomi-love-live-mod-admin-logs-gif-12936988588060103601

[normal comet]

fully clothed one

[frank marten]

[meager marsh]

spinny

[nova elm]

Spin

[violet panther]

[meager marsh]

Wait no don’t create a chain

[rose spire]

Shut up

[normal comet]

you're not sleeping unc?

[rose spire]

Fuck shipgirls go for sirens instead

[nova elm]

Well singlehandedly raise the amount of Kurskspin in the world

[meager marsh]

you shut up.

[nova elm]

HIII DAUGHTER IM DAD.

[meager marsh]

Baby

[rose spire]

No.

[nova elm]

NOW LETS BUY ICE CREAM

[sleek cape]

Your a horrible dad

[nova elm]

why u delete :<

[meager marsh]

WHY DID YOU DELETE BABY

[rustic sapphire]

Someone post Lion right now

[frank marten]

Seeing you happy is not good for me

[rose spire]

YESS

[vague glen]

I've never seen Tallinn appreciation that much ngl

[nova elm]

Why i just want to treat her to Choco chip cookies.

[weak parrot]

commit sand breathe

[vague glen]

Vodka Eugen

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[sleek cape]

You probably drugged it

[vague glen]

Tsundere Eugen

[nova elm]

Okay screw you. My uncle arc is not gonna end with one message

[rose spire]

Yeah I sent lion and started praising the image I sent what you gon do about it

[nova elm]

Drugged it with love, care, and fatherly love.

[meager marsh]

No skirt. Don’t like

[frank marten]

If she had more clothes she would be perfect for me

[sleek cape]

Lion with a skirt would be cool

[meager marsh]

What kinda drugs are those

[sleek cape]

To this day they did her wrong

[meager marsh]

Are these those code word drugs or whatever

[agile silo]

[frank marten]

Hi lady E

[meager marsh]

TRUTH!!!!!

[nova elm]

No Otto.

[nova elm]

That's not lady E thats Lady Gaga

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

U da real empress so tomorrow my place same time?

[meager marsh]

I feel surprisingly inclined to believe you

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/lady-gaga-poker-face-gif-11205795

[modern dew]

ykno sometimes i

ill tell you tomorrow

[nova elm]

Ra- ra- ra'a'a

[meager marsh]

Noooo but you’ll forget!!!!

[nova elm]

Roma Romama

Gagaa ulalala

[frank marten]

All roads lead to Roma

[modern dew]

blaming YOU for that

[agile silo]

Now i know why Takagi named Agir "Kats", i completely forgot about it

[rose spire]

Me and kratos need to be nerfed

[nova elm]

So cute

Awwww

It's by hand too~

AWWWWW!!!

[frank marten]

Imma go to sleep

[weak parrot]

Eugen Gaga?

[modern dew]

you know someone that draws by feet?

[modern dew]

[nova elm]

Theres literally an entire organisation here teaching people how to do that

Granted most of them don't have hands

[shut crane]

sirens are nice and all, but fox

[nova elm]

Daughters.

[rose spire]

Amagi tho…

[pseudo fulcrum]

Shinan

Yes

[nova elm]

Shinchan

[frank marten]

A good siren is a dead siren

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/crayon-shin-chan-crayon-shin-chan-shinchan-eating-cute-gif-1323075081966188487

[nova elm]

Wait why is there 2 NJ?

[rose spire]

A good person is you dead watch what you say about those angels

[pseudo fulcrum]

One of them is New Sex

[nova elm]

That's clearly NJ on the left, who's the right one with the big blue sword?

[nova elm]

OoooH

New ship?

[frank marten]

Sure sure we should do more OpSi

[modern dew]

ill show you hands

[pseudo fulcrum]

Yes, USS New Sex

[nova elm]

Sure sure I'll get more Scyllas

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-fighting-fight-goofy-ahh-gif-10725226401531895425

[nova elm]

With my SuperDuper cool Scyllatinator! You can't stop me now perry the platypus

[frank marten]

All korrect

[nova elm]

Hiksh

Sad

[pseudo fulcrum]

With my new Scyllatinator, I will finally take over the Op Si Area!

[nova elm]

Holy shit infernal doesn't ever sleep huh

[nova elm]

No dont

Don't clear OpSi

That's againts the rules!

[agile silo]

m a t e, fucking strongholds are slow to respawn

[pastel oracle]

It’s like 3pm

[nova elm]

Nyenyenye skill issue?

[frank marten]

Infernal wakes up every time implac art post

[pseudo fulcrum]

And you, Perry the Platypus, have fallen right into my trap!

[nova elm]

NOOOO

[meager marsh]

WHY. You’re supposed to remember asshole

[nova elm]

(ragebaiting)

[agile silo]

he missed a cosplay pic of her that i posted

[rose spire]

It’s 2:49am for me

[meager marsh]

I have bad memory you’re forcing someone with bad memory to remember shit

[pseudo fulcrum]

Skill issue

[nova elm]

Are you a gold fish perchance?

[meager marsh]

My brain is more scrambled eggs than goldfish

[nova elm]

Fair

[pseudo fulcrum]

So tons of wrinkles = smort

[rose spire]

Wait I can be a gold fish?

[nova elm]

Yes...?

[meager marsh]

Woah…. Ur right…. Guys I’m sooooo smart

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-7118186382740991644

[nova elm]

Everybody can choose their own species when they were born

Why did you choose human???

[normal comet]

turn me into goldship

[rose spire]

MF I NEVER GOT THE CHOICE YOU LUCKY FUCKS

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-watermelon-golshi-goldshi-uma-musume-gif-16461359179321287692

[frank marten]

Why did you chose to be Ari

[meager marsh]

How is bro gonna know. He already chose

[pseudo fulcrum]

Lemme try.... selects random species, then immediately gets teleported back here

[meager marsh]

The answer is hes stupid tho

[agile silo]

s h i t e

[nova elm]

Because I paid for a gamepasd

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Lord have mercy look at implacable

[nova elm]

Mom I want implac so bad-

[frank marten]

You r to broke

Cant trust that

[pseudo fulcrum]

Shit. Chinese puppy.

[agile silo]

i found out that implacable doesnt wear pantsu

[nova elm]

So does ½ of Britain

[rose spire]

Silence imbecile

[meager marsh]

What

[agile silo]

EY

[nova elm]

EYYO

[meager marsh]

No.

[pseudo fulcrum]

(the joke is Chinese eat dogs)

[rose spire]

Implacy

[rose spire]

I hate when you talk

[meager marsh]

I don’t particularly like this joke

Can you change the joke

[nova elm]

Okay can both of y'all stop fighting? This ain't your house

[frank marten]

Balls

[nova elm]

We don't need your domestic love here

[modern dew]

huh

[meager marsh]

shut up piss boy

[rose spire]

Can I live in your house

[nova elm]

I don't have a house

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

You lowk have a nice house

[normal comet]

you live in infernal wall?

[agile silo]

im dead

[frank marten]

Dat is trustable

[nova elm]

Smart yes

[rose spire]

Then who’s house am I staring at?

[frank marten]

Awooga

[modern dew]

i ate an elephant once

[nova elm]

Sybau

[wise thicket]

so How is you all doing? ^-^

[pseudo fulcrum]

It is possible

[rose spire]

LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME AND MY DIH

[nova elm]

Dead

[meager marsh]

Weird

[modern dew]

wonderful

[low musk]

WHY

[opal karma]

Feels like sitting in hell

[low musk]

Big

[normal comet]

imagine being skk and your everyday views is huge milkies

[rose spire]

I see very fluffy reasons to hug her

[rose spire]

Me everyday ngl

[meager marsh]

Maybe I won’t imagine that

What’re you gonna do now. Huh.

[pseudo fulcrum]

I can see two other big reasons up front.

[normal comet]

nothin

[modern dew]

somebody give him breasts that weigh 50 tons

[rose spire]

Those were for later but ig you can go for em now

[meager marsh]

AAAAAAAAAA

[modern dew]

punishment

[meager marsh]

Punishment

[rose spire]

@meager marsh choose a number between 1-10

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-zuikaku-sword-anime-gif-18446240

[rose spire]

The hell is that tbh

[signal delta]

Guess who in that missing place

[normal comet]

zuizui

[rose spire]

No the thing she fighting

[agile silo]

these mfs parked Diego Silang, close to mah house

[normal comet]

siren?

the one they fight in al anime

[rose spire]

Also it’s chicken not zuizui

[rose spire]

Yeah

The thing she started climbing

[normal comet]

idk what's that

[rose spire]

Nice ship

[normal comet]

we just destroy them

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

Ooo

Ping

[agile silo]

@rose spire

[rose spire]

Ahhhh I see

[rose spire]

Yeah?

[agile silo]

@rose spire

https://tenor.com/view/duck-running-away-gif-10662320566419192260

[rose spire]

Yeah?

Oh you MF

[peak plover]

mh

[sleek cape]

I have personal beef with wows

[viral matrix]

because?

[sleek cape]

I play assymetrical

I do amazing

I can aim

Allat

[meager marsh]

No thanks

[sleek cape]

The SECOND I load into random games

[sleek cape]

Montana suddenly loses her aim

[rose spire]

You don’t get a say

[meager marsh]

I do actually

[rose spire]

There we go

[meager marsh]

Fake

[sleek cape]

And i immediately get my skills revoked

[rose spire]

Tfymfslrtdys?

[meager marsh]

What

Can you speak English

[viral matrix]

as it turns out, players behave differently from bots

[rose spire]

Too much to type so I lowk shortened it

[stark fox]

I’m sorry, Thermopylae isn’t spelled that way

[sleek cape]

I’ve began to notice

[meager marsh]

Exactly!