al-general

[nova elm]

Your mom forced you to take science?

Failure.

[random tusk]

Yes, my parents want me to be an engeneer

Or a cool serviceman

[devout bough]

i'm asian and my lunch break is about to end

see y'all

[nova elm]

Condolences

[devout bough]

[stiff forum]

Ai = asian intelligence

[tiny kraken]

I'm in Nursing and I don't study despite it being required

[random tusk]

She wanted me to take social studies and humanities

[nova elm]

Bye piggy

[weak parrot]

there's a lack of intelligence there

[stiff forum]

Gain some

[rose spire]

Cya my favourite pig

[random tusk]

But iw wanted to be a pilot, or a navy officer, so I took science

[stiff forum]

Bye pig

[weak parrot]

you'd think they'd be smart

[hollow quarry]

Cya piggy

[nova elm]

Bro has ambitions. Truly Asian behaviour

[weak parrot]

but they're so focused on academics that they aren't street smart

[rose spire]

Aight guys I need to get 350k damage in wows before dailies

I’ll be fine trust

[stiff forum]

Time to torture them on wt with spitfires

[weak parrot]

the only exceptions are the japanese

[random tusk]

Try playing war thunder naval and learn how painful it is to truly aim

[frank marten]

[heady pawn]

That's one Assym battle with secondary BBs

[nova elm]

You just suck

[weak parrot]

the japanese are the one asian group that doesn't have overbearing academic focus

[random tusk]

I dont

[rain valley]

I am sooooo far behind on my Rousillon missions
I can't just BB-bullshit my way through them, have to play other hull types

[rose spire]

I haven’t touched wt navy ngl

[random tusk]

I know how to aim from practice

[rose spire]

No idea what this means🔥🔥

[weak parrot]

instead, they have overbearing career focus

[frank marten]

Von Der tann before they buff her is painful

[nova elm]

WT naval is easy. Just use a ruler and aim around 9cm away from that ship

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Yeah I only get like 20k damage each match

[weak parrot]

Whore Thunder

[random tusk]

Nah bro

You need to aim based in your own movement and their movement

[heady pawn]

Assymetric

[weak parrot]

Ass y metric

[rain valley]

ass looks symmetric to me

[random tusk]

If you are both moving parallel and you are faster than enemy, you need to aim behind them

[nova elm]

yeah I know

[stiff forum]

Spitfires are better lol but okay

[rose spire]

Just had 3 battleship and a aircraft carrier fight me at the same time

I love this game

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-pixel-grab-grabby-hands-gif-26126978

[rose spire]

A Nj reference?

[stiff forum]

What did u show me bro iam going crazy

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-gems-gacha-ship-girl-gif-26800297

[rain valley]

reindeercow art by Cow's artist

[rain valley]

also enjoy his Rudolf the Red-gagged Reincow

[violet panther]

reindeercow doign shikotantan dance when

[random tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-arsenal-bird-mq101-drone-fighter-jet-gif-20467470

[random tusk]

Average day in new jersey

[rose spire]

I don’t like this I’m scared

[violet panther]

average day at the border with New Jersey

[rain valley]

that's not even YD's most concerning art of his AL girls

[rose spire]

Oh….i don’t think I want to see anymore

[rain valley]

Kearsarge, Regensberg, New Orleans, and now Cow
all pregnant

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

Kearsarge is basically robot how can she get pregnant

[rain valley]

if you like one of YD's girls you're guaranteed two things
all of the art, ever
and soooo many fetishes

[rain valley]

you're clearly not trying hard enough

[random tusk]

I am more concerned about how you guys know about what he draws

[violet panther]

have u heard of "W-mbforce 9000"?

[rain valley]

he posts them

[rose spire]

I don’t even know him

[rose spire]

I’m not hard enough*

[rose spire]

No

[random tusk]

I know about BFG 9000

[violet panther]

may be leave it better that way

[rain valley]

YD's pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/853087
enter at your own risk

[rose spire]

Okk I’m sure it will

[rose spire]

I Really don’t want to I don’t even have twitter

I’ll check for 2 seconds

[rain valley]

same
but that's his pixiv
he just has his twitter link in the bio

[frank marten]

It's pixiv

[rose spire]

So far it’s normal

Didn’t scroll far tho

[rose spire]

It said twitter in the link

[rain valley]

oh maybe his weird stuff needs an account lol

[rose spire]

Good I’m not signing up

[frank marten]

If you don't have account it wouldn't show any 18+ stuf

[random tusk]

Guys

USS enterprise CV-6 or USS enterprise NCC-1701?

[jaunty adder]

scrap

[random tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/uss-enterprise-rising-out-of-ocean-gif-15228742106797342071

[rain valley]

quick overview for ya

[jaunty adder]

you get medals from her

thats what she's good for

[rose spire]

I want to erase my eyes

[frank marten]

[rain valley]

he draws peak
and as far from peak as can be attained

bro's got range, I'll give him that

[rose spire]

I mean yeah?

[rain valley]

anyways, more cows required

[rose spire]

Honestly not a fan of the cow skin until cowpens came along

[nova monolith]

Gal has thunder thighs than big boobs 🍑

[rain valley]

Kow-shtadt is perfect
as is Cow

[nova elm]

Yaay

He confessed

[frank marten]

What

[random tusk]

And I am too literate in things I don't need

[nova monolith]

looks like a random Teto

[light fable]

Yes!

Mogador cow skin when?!

[ember spindle]

drawing of skk pressing cowpens' and kashino's lips against each other titled "you have two cows"

[violet panther]

Cowstadt ensure rationed milk-supply stretch from St.Petersburg to Vladivostok

[glacial valve]

[ember spindle]

woo image finally loaded

[glacial valve]

Discovery

[random tusk]

Good choice of plot armour

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/teleporting-star-trek-discovery-warping-spaceship-turning-gif-21642399

[sleek cape]

National Geographic

[nova monolith]

History

[cinder pagoda]

I would love a star trek\Azur lane cross over

[violet panther]

Discovery and her one-time-only Galactic-Myselium-Hyperdrive network

[rose spire]

She does have a good one tbh

[light fable]

Imagine getting an Azur lane/Battleship collab

https://tenor.com/view/max-gif-10615559

[random tusk]

But I like kelvin enterprise more in terms of looks

[violet panther]

Nakhimov's rigging is already the Regent's spaceship design

[cinder pagoda]

The Kelvin Enterprise is honestly peak, even if the movies weren't

[rose spire]

Imagine if Azur lane was about warships

[sleek cape]

I genuinely love this song| ITS NO SURPRISE TO ME, I AM MY WORST OWN ENEMY🗣️🔥🔥

[random tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-uss-enterprise-warp-drive-star-trek-2009-flota-estelar-gif-13023733394193358709

[ember spindle]

isn't that just world of warships

[glacial valve]

If they keep updating Azure Lane, by 2060 we'll have the Enterprise and Discovery from Star Trek.

[violet panther]

imagine Siren got the Narada, or USS Vengeance

[light fable]

Or we can get every single version of Enterprise

The ENTYverse

[violet panther]

oh and the largest version of Yorktown in Trek-verse

[random tusk]

It's not even far fetched by the fact that they keep putting so many references

[rose spire]

World of warships is about big boob anime woman Azur lane isn’t

[violet panther]

a 50 billion tons space-station with 4 million crews, USS Yorktown

[random tusk]

They have referenced

The final countdown

Ace combat series

Maybe even stealth

[cinder pagoda]

Honestly? I would love to be able to have Enterprise learn, that even in the far future she is still so well beloved and respected that her name lives on

[light fable]

Did WoW release the essex?

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-dance-chibi-gif-26687129

[sleek cape]

Vibing to music absolutely NOT knowing what the chat is talking about

[violet panther]

[frank marten]

[sleek cape]

[frank marten]

A weapon to destroy all sirens

[violet panther]

also Essex NCC-173

[cinder pagoda]

I've seen that before, it's peak

[violet panther]

[nova elm]

Hey

Fuck you said?

[frank marten]

[sleek cape]

[pseudo fulcrum]

Nyoooooooom

[random tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-spock-cube-sjf-discord-gif-27593222

Me after spending 50 cubes and not get ship iI want

[violet panther]

u can just throw liquor on Aoste until he's drunk and unplug Antiochus PC

[frank marten]

as all things should be

[sleek cape]

CAUSE I AM A PUNKROCKER YES I AM🗣️🗣️🔥

[raven grove]

God that would be sick if it was real

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-kys-ltg-kys-you-should-kys-now-meme-gif-25374805

[violet panther]

Enty trek is like 650m long, ;large for al verse, but ehhh for trek verse

[frank marten]

Just like you we are nothing

[sleek cape]

Is there like any bot that shows who sends the most messages

[random tusk]

Well If USS discovery goes to azur lane

Shweta would just unplug all the cube based network and azur lane would never exist

[nova elm]

I'm gonna flex my Silica.

[violet panther]

funny if that's the plot how AL goes EoS

[rain valley]

Azur Lane x Star Trek official collab would kinda go hard
WoWs did it, so it's not impossible

[random tusk]

Tf

Which one?

The prime enterprise is like 340 meters long

And kelvin enterprise is over 760meters to 800 meters long

[frank marten]

Im gonna flex my implac

[violet panther]

Kelvin Prise is around 600s

[sleek cape]

Ayanami Lover!!!

[torn aspen]

Hello

[random tusk]

She is way bigger than galaxy class which is 641 meters long

[tight roost]

Label (NIKKE) vs. Mogador (Azur Lane)

[violet panther]

do u have such comparison in same verse?

[tight roost]

who wins this epic battle

[nova elm]

SilicaHaving, SilicaLoving

[lusty marsh]

lunch with jay z

[sleek cape]

Lunch with LeBron

[frank marten]

You sure?

[nova elm]

Kneel.

[frank marten]

Man....|| that dog look like @nova elm ||

[nova elm]

What

[violet panther]

ok since u provide that i'll beleive you

[cinder pagoda]

It's size is very inconsistent

[rose spire]

I love hot nuns named implacable

[nova elm]

Funny Nun

[sleek cape]

Is that Richie

[frank marten]

Yee

[nova elm]

I really wanna open Booru/Pixiv rn but I'm scared I'll get the not so friendly contents

[frank marten]

Now put hot nun together with hot Dutch mommy

[mental swift]

Then don't open 👍

[random tusk]

USS vengeance was canonically 1.4km long

Enterprise was half is length

So roughly 700 meters

[nova elm]

No wonder the Catholic church split

[rose spire]

I’m not lasting long

[frank marten]

Pathetic coward

[nova elm]

Tch

Fine

[mental swift]

OOOHHH ELF MOMMY AWOOGA

[nova elm]

I'll find a way loser

[frank marten]

[cinder pagoda]

The original movie docs label only 344m, first movie has it something like 725, then later movies switch between 600 to 800, with apparently one scene showing it to be somehow 1200m

[rain valley]

what're you looking for?

[mental swift]

probably more azur lane fanart

[mental swift]

the h

[violet panther]

sadge they dont build more Dreadnought-class (trek) like Vengeance

[frank marten]

Another for my collection

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[random tusk]

Well

The kelvin USS enterprise increased in size to be ~860 meters

Whoever made 1200meters who high on coke

[clever gazelle]

i wish we got more in azur lane

[cinder pagoda]

The Vengeance in STO is such a fun ship to fly

[violet panther]

like the new-Enty built at the end of Beyond?

[random tusk]

Well that size increase was after star trek beyond

[random tusk]

Yes

[violet panther]

that's 1200?

[random tusk]

~860meters

Whoever said 1200 meters was high

[violet panther]

hmm

is there Enty on 31st century Discovery?

[cinder pagoda]

Well yeah, but it was just an extreme example of the movies inability to keep scale

[random tusk]

Yes, a refit

[sleek cape]

What if one day inflation is so much AL has to stop being lewd

[random tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-discovery-spore-drive-gif-19549006

This is the 31st century discovery

[violet panther]

for 150 years, the spaceship had to be enlarged there, because nigh-ban of Hyperdrive due to certain incident (31st century)

[mental swift]

Bro get the corrected version not the pre-correction version it looks awkward

[cinder pagoda]

Search Azur lane inflation for more details

[frank marten]

[sleek cape]

DONT

NO NO NO

[random tusk]

Do not

[frank marten]

Do it

[clever gazelle]

why not

[frank marten]

Do it

[violet panther]

i remember 31st century Discovery, arrived on Earth, only to be "reality checked"

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[mental swift]

Let me see the inflation statistics

[random tusk]

Earth left atarfleet after burn

That's why

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

[cinder pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[violet panther]

the Solar system become independent system, with misunderstood bouts with the Jupiters iirc

[rose spire]

Enterprise retro
Enty retro
Enterprise ultra rare
Enty ultra rare
Enterprise UR
Enty UR
Enterprise II
Enty II

[mental swift]

What

[random tusk]

POV

You realise
Columbia has a name history as abig or even bigger than enterprise

[violet panther]

Earth of 31st century had only about 2.3 billion population, the other 2billions scattered across solar-system

[rose spire]

You saw what I said

[violet panther]

[nova elm]

Scylla fanart to bully someone

[frank marten]

Wah fast kursk

[violet panther]

Enty Muse

[nova elm]

SPEEEDOOO KURSKKK

[mental swift]

Literally the same thing written 8 times

[violet panther]

Kursk does the kurus

[rain valley]

need details, I'll try to find it for ya

[nova elm]

Any Scylla fanart will do, as long as it is not nsfw

[nova elm]

thank you Turq, ilsym

[nova elm]

AauoowoooooGhh

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

Hot

[rose spire]

Nope.

[nova elm]

I will send Belsandy to your house

[rain valley]

why is the glue angy?

[rose spire]

Delete this Shi rn

[mental swift]

yes

[frank marten]

Nuh

[rose spire]

Nope.

[rose spire]

Stop

[mental swift]

yes

[nova elm]

Thermonuclear conflict betch

[rose spire]

Nope.

[rose spire]

Stop

If I see one more San Diego I’m takin away y’all image perms

How? Idk but I will

[mental swift]

Of course

[mental swift]

YOU CANT

[mental swift]

YOURE NOT NIMI

HAHAHAHAHA

[random tusk]

Guys

I will go soon

Here is your homework

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[rose spire]

No.

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azur-lane-uss-san-diego-sandy-gif-20658960

[ember spindle]

I APPROVE

[mental swift]

COME ON YOU CAN GET LAFFEY TOO FROM RERUN

[rose spire]

Delete this NOW

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-san-diego-sandy-gif-25215030

[nova elm]

You cannot stop the Sandy Cult Revival

[ember spindle]

I WILL 💙

[nova elm]

It's all according to our Keikaku

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-sandy-uss-san-diego-siren-gif-13290748

[random tusk]

Do it or you become a shipgirl irl

[rain valley]

don't threaten be with a good time

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-san-diego-sandy-gif-25215030

[ember spindle]

can i be a shipboy instead or do i have to transition in the process?

[rose spire]

NOOO IM JOINING I CANT STOP

gif lowk fire

Literally

[random tusk]

You become shipgirl no compromise

Or do your homework if not

This step includes sterilization

[nova elm]

Oh look. Satan + Satan = Satan²

[violet panther]

depend on which shipgirl u have become

[raven grove]

At least if I'm a shipgirl I'll have better vision and won't be legally blind anymore lol

[rain valley]

sign me tf up
will become a shipgirl, and guaranteed to never have kids??
hell yes

[ember spindle]

then do i get to pick what kind of shipgirl i become or is it literally just transition
i wanna be a huge fucking vulpine "destroyer" with white hair

[mental swift]

is this fucking sandy nohara

[frank marten]

If you are going to DD

Remember Ark exists

[nova elm]

Sandy Shinchan.

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-mutsuki-running-away-ark-royal-well-damn-gif-19600335

[nova elm]

Mogador, Trafalgar exist

Fyi

They're probably safe

[violet panther]

be thicc DD, so u can repel Ark

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gif-26518129

[frank marten]

Ey traf is cutie she won't don something bad

[ember spindle]

it's fine i'll kill ark royal with her own gun if she gets naughty

[nova elm]

This is just Kasane Teto, change my mind.

[mental swift]

That's what I said

[violet panther]

she also has.....

[random tusk]

Also

Guys

I have started the process of making my own shipgirl IP "anime"

I have made the plot

Now next step is getting a j*b

[mental swift]

is ark royal the diddy of azur lane

[nova elm]

Yes

[rose spire]

Yes

[violet panther]

she's an Epstein

[frank marten]

Ark only interests in DD not ļoli

[mental swift]

loli dd

[nova elm]

She could give fuck all to Nagato as far as we know

[rain valley]

we do know
official comics, she went for Nagato

[solar dome]

Ok

[nova elm]

Oh shiet

[random tusk]

Alright imma go

[nova elm]

@frank marten look this man is as poor as you

[random tusk]

Be sure to do homework or you become shipgirl

[mental swift]

63 oil what the fuck bro

[sleek cape]

Missouri

[solar dome]

Yo houston 2 grind taking me tf out

[frank marten]

I wasted so many oil for New Orleans

[solar dome]

I don't have her either it's ok

[frank marten]

And I don't have her yet

[mental swift]

Houston 2 grind...

im not even in that stage

[random tusk]

And here I can't get lower than 22k oil

[nova elm]

Massive skill issue

[rain valley]

just be like me
and get her first ever clear of 15-4

[solar dome]

i wish i was that lucky

though i got bunker hill first clear

so maybe my luck went there

[rose spire]

Lion so hot

[frank marten]

You don't even have more than 5 UR gears

[nova elm]

Y'all get SRs from worlds???

[frank marten]

[mental swift]

sorry the reply was accidental

meant to send without reply

[random tusk]

I would be happy if america takes all my oil

[nova elm]

Okay sybau. My disability is to keep me from surpassing you

[solar dome]

houston 2 is cool and i want her

[frank marten]

U just lazy

Admit it

[rose spire]

I’m lowk to lazy to do w14

[mental swift]

why are you grinding Houston 2

[nova elm]

God intended me not to play opsi so y'all can actually play the game

[nova elm]

If I had OpSi y'all would lose in 2 second

[sinful vapor]

I made my 2nd Meck gun yesterday.

[random tusk]

Anyways I am going now

[violet panther]

why there wasn't "New" word on top of Houston2?

[nova elm]

OMG NAGISA HIIII

[nova elm]

No

[mental swift]

Probably after the unlock window appeared

[rain valley]

takes a bit of fleet building
but it's not that bad

[violet panther]

i see

[nova elm]

Brother I cleared it with one fleet, no OpSi. You can too.

[late shale]

Lol

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

I mean I think I’ll be slightly fine but eh might wait till I get Laffey II and mlb her

[rain valley]

fair

[mental swift]

Whats your fleet

[rose spire]

I literally don’t care plus don’t mention *psi it’s banned here

[solar dome]

i just used noshiro and called it a day

[frank marten]

Please don't copy his fleet

Dont

[mental swift]

Too late

[nova elm]

You wanna copy my fleet?

[solar dome]

her torp dmg reduction is nice

[mental swift]

Yes

[mental swift]

But first show me the proof that you beat w14

[nova elm]

Lion, Zwei, Unicorn

Scylla for 14-1
Trafalgar
San Diego
Replace Scylla with Plymouth at 14-3 and 14-4

[nova elm]

Yeah uh. I'm at work?

[rose spire]

I want lion give lion

[frank marten]

He's on w15 now i can confirm that

[nova elm]

I'll send it to you in the dms

[mental swift]

Okay

[earnest condor]

[frank marten]

Un believable ik

[nova elm]

Can you not remind me I still have to clear W15?

[rose spire]

Give implacable

[nova elm]

I'm a gigachad

[earnest condor]

[rain valley]

do I even have my w14 fleet... lemme see if I can find it

[rose spire]

Bruh

[frank marten]

[mental swift]

Plymouth and scylla I got neither

[nova elm]

Tbh I got all the ships I need to achieve air parity, I guess I'll just do WA's for like... Sea hornet

[nova elm]

Shuckz

[rose spire]

I’m prob gonna replace San Diego with Laffey II

[nova elm]

You don't have the best SR? Shcukz

[earnest condor]

replacing mid with mid?

[mental swift]

I would get her from permanent in 2 to 3 months time

[rose spire]

[mental swift]

I believe

[nova elm]

Oh actually 1 and ½ now

So you know

Ticking clock

[frank marten]

DZP Helena etc.... work too

[solar dome]

noshiro works

is this boss

or mob

[earnest condor]

i think helena is disgustingly overrated

[nova elm]

Ouh yeah i forgot i also have Helena

[earnest condor]

and is also mid

[solar dome]

Ok

[frank marten]

Most of the SR ships work tbh

[mental swift]

dont have dzp

[nova elm]

Who fucking makes 2 different fleets

[solar dome]

shimanto

[mental swift]

What is even good in your opinion

[rain valley]

uh, ok my original w14 mobber was:
Perseus - Indiana - Kazan
Chien Wu - Mogador - Jeanne d'Arc

and my boss fleet was:
Chkalov - Massachusetts - Victorious
Brennus - Plymouth - Pittsburgh

[nova elm]

Oh wait no I'm just the dumbass one...

[solar dome]

how did you get to w14 with 1 fleet

[nova elm]

Balls

Mostly Lion

[solar dome]

ignoring that

[frank marten]

No brain only suffering

[nova elm]

I think I have an old screenshot before I cleared 100%

[frank marten]

Should be proud tbh

[earnest condor]

characters i like

[nova elm]

Let me dig up tbh

[mental swift]

chien wu?????????

[solar dome]

agir regensburg roon top 3 oh jesus

[frank marten]

Chinese CL

[rain valley]

Chien Wu
underrated tank, and was one of my best at the time

[mental swift]

so you like to power through with trash characters

[solar dome]

chien wu is a ca

honestly like not mad

[frank marten]

Oh

[solar dome]

bad

[frank marten]

[solar dome]

i think

[mental swift]

I know I also have her

[frank marten]

I never use her

[mental swift]

but the thing is

[earnest condor]

?

[mental swift]

me neither

[earnest condor]

if i say a character is good that means i like them

[late shale]

Hmm

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/based-gigachad-chad-gif-23901955

[mental swift]

and you don't say that on a stats basis

oksure

[earnest condor]

sorry that i'm not a meta nerd

[nova elm]

Chien Wu? The evil looking Chinese ship?

[solar dome]

yea

her

[earnest condor]

taihou clone slop

[mental swift]

So don't comment on meta

[earnest condor]

from cny 2025

[earnest condor]

i didn't?

[mental swift]

You said Helena was mid

[earnest condor]

she is

[mental swift]

when clearly she isn't

[solar dome]

helena makes me pull my hair out

so

[late shale]

Hmm

[frank marten]

She mid but you can use her

[earnest condor]

do you know that people can talk about characters outside of the context of gameplay

[rain valley]

Chien Wu is unironically the tank on my w14 hard boss fleet
damn hard maps need to much TRP, but there's so much mob spam in the boss battle that her two guns really help

[royal sigil]

Prinz eugen jumpscare

[nova elm]

The one who looks like she's gonna beat me up when I get her fried rice slightly salty?

That Chien Wu?

[tired crown]

Helena took down the FB group
She’s clearly meta in that department

[mental swift]

put all the msg in her fried rice

[frank marten]

I think I used ancho for w14 ?

Cant remember

[earnest condor]

i stilll have not finished world 11

[frank marten]

[earnest condor]

i'm lazy

[frank marten]

understandable me2

[mental swift]

im at fucking world 9

[tired crown]

Sin of sloth

[frank marten]

Giv me da coinnnnnn

[violet panther]

[earnest condor]

god knows how many times i have done 11-1

[frank marten]

[solar dome]

what are you even doing 11-1 for

[earnest condor]

xp?

pr ships?

[solar dome]

12-1 gives more

maybe

do that

[rain valley]

Chien Wu is a bamf

[late shale]

Lol

[solar dome]

when u get to that

[frank marten]

What is that fleet building tool

[rain valley]

PowerPoint lol

[frank marten]

[frank marten]

Ohgod

[sinful vapor]

ok

[solar dome]

1

[earnest condor]

why exactly does abysmal dogsit x3 have more votes than

[low musk]

Hi

[violet panther]

How many 11-1 one did? probably can be measured by these 2

[frank marten]

I don't know who to vote for

[rose spire]

Vote me for Australia prime minister lowk

[earnest condor]

i have no wher near that amount dead god

[rose spire]

I can lowk make like 10

Not 500

[devout bough]

why would you run 11-1 that many times

[violet panther]

piggybagging lvl 70-90 girls en masse

[frank marten]

Exp per oil ?

[devout bough]

show me how many gold Twin 100mm Type 98s you got

[devout bough]

hmmm

[violet panther]

no gold, all crafted

about 4 roles

[frank marten]

I have more

[earnest condor]

God I fucking hate this thing

[devout bough]

I don't know what scenarios i would need 44 of these for

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

i have equipped 97% of DDs

from common to ur

[devout bough]

all my 12-4 blueprints is around 2400

[tired crown]

[violet panther]

actually i only started actively grind 12-4 after recent updates that make auto-ammo

[devout bough]

why though

[devout bough]

even before it's fairly easy

i level all my girls at 12-4

[frank marten]

It's easier to farm 12 4 than any w12 map

I think

[earnest condor]

imagine if the float bearcat's special thing wasn't exclusive to halford

[violet panther]

because 12-4 is too stretched for whole-fleet-of 70-90 girls, and i ain't doing a carry-nanny

[tired crown]

Yall don’t use 14-1?

[devout bough]

all my fleets start out at 100 when i decide to level them

[frank marten]

Me don't have oil to run 14 1

[devout bough]

just dump some books

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

never enough books for me

[nova elm]

@mental swift I sent the cursed fleet @frank marten was talking about in #trophy-room

It's cancer

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

i have like about 700-720 120ed girls atm

[tired crown]

I have like 300 k oil I got from Venezuela want some?

[frank marten]

Wat

[frank marten]

Giv it to me

Giv

[violet panther]

goal of 750 by 2026's en ani

[frank marten]

It

To

Me

[nova elm]

Don't worry oilless man

[tired crown]

[nova elm]

It's not your problem

[devout bough]

same

[earnest condor]

i hve 11 125s

[nova elm]

Me want me want

[tired crown]

Crude oil but still

[devout bough]

i got 318,700 oil

in storage

[nova elm]

At least it's not snake oil

[rain valley]

I currently have... zero

[devout bough]

[earnest condor]

broke

[nova elm]

Brokeahh

[frank marten]

@nova elm you still use gold 155 on ply ?

Wat da helllll

[nova elm]

BROTHER I CAN'T DO OPSI

[rain valley]

main reserves running low too

[nova elm]

You forgot????

[earnest condor]

when UR 220mm

[stray thistle]

Hey yall do collab skins ever get reruns

I missed out on the date a live skins

[violet panther]

220mm? is that Moskva's?

[earnest condor]

or petro or riga

[mental swift]

Probably not

[nova elm]

Sadly rare. Very rare. Rarer than me getting a girlfriend

[frank marten]

Sometimes

[solar dome]

and that fuckass one i forgot the name of

[violet panther]

ah right, but is it similar 1100m/s shell velocity like Moskava's

[earnest condor]

if the collab reruns there'll be a skin rerun

[mental swift]

Yes

[sacred oak]

https://youtu.be/EyeuS9dkTjU

[devout bough]

I'd want the Soviet triple 220/double 220 CA guns

[nova elm]

Shikikan

[devout bough]

Should be cracked

All things considered

[earnest condor]

i want riga/petro/moskva in pr

make them great

unlike the soviet CL pr

[nova elm]

Next DR is gonna be a British CVL anw

[violet panther]

riga may be pr, Petro-Moskva = dr

[nova elm]

(cope)

[rain valley]

happy Cow is happy

[frank marten]

I want new UR CL manjuuuuuu

[earnest condor]

riga could also be a DR

[devout bough]

It's been

I don't fucking know

We still don't have UR CL

[solar dome]

its been 4 years

[rose spire]

Wasn’t last one ply?

[solar dome]

yes

[devout bough]

There's Ply which was DR

[violet panther]

your SKK potential retirement-job

[frank marten]

[devout bough]

And then there's sandy retri

That's it

[rose spire]

Ply still amazing to use tho I think

[solar dome]

but we have 0 ur cls other than sandy retro

[devout bough]

No proper event UR

For CL

[frank marten]

But she's PR so dat doesn't count

[rose spire]

Maybe soon?

[earnest condor]

you will consume the UR DD/sub slop

[mental swift]

If a new UR CL comes then it should be so good that it beats Plymouth in every aspect

[devout bough]

Iris UR CL february

[nova elm]

Next Dragon UR is gonna be a CL guys trust me

[solar dome]

colbert soon

[stray thistle]

Welp hopefully there’s a chance at a date a live collab rerun where they add new characters

[solar dome]

colbert now

[nova elm]

I have insider information

[violet panther]

imagine DR sub

[frank marten]

Maybe UR Feb we will get one ?

[mental swift]

This february

[earnest condor]

colbert my behated

i fucking hate CLs

[stray thistle]

If they add new characters in another collab will they rerun the old skins of the collab?

[frank marten]

Imagine the grind

[devout bough]

De Grasse AA Cruiser

[solar dome]

yes

[rose spire]

Ofc you’d want that

[devout bough]

AA stats put sandy to fucking shame

[violet panther]

404 will be salvation

[solar dome]

oh right de grasse

[earnest condor]

don't wish anything upon feb UR

[viral lance]

when implacy skin

[solar dome]

de grasse better

actually

[nova elm]

I wish you sleep

[mental swift]

February UR is iris CL

[earnest condor]

it's 11:08

[devout bough]

Yes

[nova elm]

Nu'uh

[devout bough]

Confirmed btw

[rose spire]

February UR is me

[mental swift]

Yuh uh

[earnest condor]

t's not happening

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

February UR is Dragon CL

[mental swift]

wrong

[rose spire]

Doesn’t San Diego have the most AA tho?

[mental swift]

Chinese UR?

[nova elm]

Trust me guys it's gonna be Chinese UR

[devout bough]

Not anymore

[earnest condor]

DE should never have anything fucking rainbow

[nova elm]

(cope)

[violet panther]

u mean your stalker, certain polish dd?

[rose spire]

Ply Blush

[earnest condor]

more bullshit than any possible iron blood ship

[nova elm]

Piorun

[rose spire]

No

[frank marten]

CNY is 17th this year, so maybe we will get UR DE this time ?

[rose spire]

Who beat her?

[devout bough]

De Grasse February CL UR will have double AA stat and 400% AA effectiveness

[rose spire]

What

[ember spindle]

rainbow sun wukong as first shipboy

[mental swift]

NO

[solar dome]

with another 400 through her skills

[violet panther]

Sun Yat Sen BB

[nova elm]

Next Dragon UR Will be a CL and CB based on a blueprint found in the emperor's bathroom chamber on a piece of Toilet Paper.

[devout bough]

Everyone will have no choice but to scrap sandiego

[rose spire]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah seems balanced let’s nerf a common

[nova elm]

Sun Yat Sen Retro Retro

[violet panther]

Sun Yat Sen herself is already ur-worthy, and Not a Yat Sen

[solar dome]

yat sen ascends into ur status and powercreeps every single ship ingame cause she can do everything

[frank marten]

Is there any Chinese ship blueprint left?

[nova elm]

Yeah

Me

[frank marten]

No

Duh

[solar dome]

probably a lot from like pre war

cause they always pull something out from like 1915

wait thats ww1

silly me

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

in 1920s-early 1930s, chinese naval staff were finding designs and procurement from Europe

[solar dome]

they somehow someway found the design plans for huan chang i think anything is possible

[violet panther]

Chien Wu was uh...Austro-Hungarian design

iirc

[frank marten]

If I remember correctly

[violet panther]

talked and ordered since ww1

[frank marten]

Huan was based on FDG design

The SMS one

[nova elm]

Hear ye hear ye

[violet panther]

[nova elm]

Next Chinese ship will be a Stolen Ibuki

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

wows' Sun yat Sen BB is basically a Soyuz but with 457mm guns instead

[frank marten]

Another paper ship for paper fleet

[rose spire]

Boobs

[rain valley]

she is just... SO THICC

[devout bough]

[rose spire]

Give me cow

[frank marten]

I'm suc it

[nova elm]

It's not ooadiny

[devout bough]

A5 wagyu material

[restive ivy]

Hello everyone

[viral lance]

too much

[restive ivy]

Any of you play naval games that isnt wows

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-ricky-berwick-hungry-bite-yum-gif-24389010

[earnest condor]

disgusting concept

[rain valley]

perfect cuddle materials, you mean

[violet panther]

she's pullin in?

[rain valley]

or, just perfect

[violet panther]

she sure is plump

[mental swift]

fat fuck

[earnest condor]

titslop smh my head

[rain valley]

sounds perfect to me

[frank marten]

Now no boob

[mental swift]

is it just me or nastycart is just here to hate

[rain valley]

she's also perfect

[mental swift]

but still beautiful nonetheless

[rain valley]

it's generally his deal, yeah

[earnest condor]

false

[mental swift]

Got it

[rain valley]

watching him crash out and get dunked on can be fun tho

[frank marten]

Cuz she is da queen

[earnest condor]

[frank marten]

I ate the pixel

[mental swift]

Champagne is the only time yostar fucking nailed the design of a flat chested girl

[earnest condor]

false

[violet panther]

she is as flat as Hipper,

[mental swift]

shut up

[mental swift]

Yes

[ember spindle]

but also laffey

[rain valley]

Hipper's an annoying brat tho
Champagne is elegant af

[frank marten]

When DD is bigger than CA

[ember spindle]

hipper meta? 🫂

[compact hound]

QE QE QE QE QE

[frank marten]

Still small

[violet panther]

when DD is bigger than BB (Flandre+Nuggets)

[frank marten]

[compact hound]

And I like em smol

[mental swift]

BB have the biggest ones

[frank marten]

Poor flandre

[mental swift]

but really the biggest one is cowpens

[frank marten]

Her sis is huge massive compared to her

[mental swift]

a fucking light carrier

[compact hound]

Cowpenis

[rain valley]

Cowpens is named Cowpens tho
can't give Manjuu an easy one like that
... or do, and make more Cows

[ember spindle]

i'm keeping away flandre from everyone here with a shoulder ride while kashino gives me a shoulder ride

[compact hound]

Flat buffet

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/champagne-azur-lane-pog-gif-19761148

[violet panther]

Flandre nun

among the thiccs

[mental swift]

Kawakaze is pretty good but can't agree on the other 2

[frank marten]

Emden cake

[earnest condor]

i wasn't even aware of clarence until i saw her skin and i just went

[ember spindle]

eagle union is the yeehaw cowboy country. how about a kow who's a kow wrangler

[mental swift]

where is the other emden

[violet panther]

cameraman

[rose spire]

It’s time to play some wows and destroy everyone

[frank marten]

She is With me rn

[rose spire]

I’ll infact get killed first

[mental swift]

Understandable

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

and when Flandre plays Touhou...

[frank marten]

Save*

[mental swift]

I thought flandre was from the peaceful ones until I saw her prefix

shes mnf not ffnf

😭

[violet panther]

ain't Alsace also mnf?

[mental swift]

no, ffnf

[violet panther]

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

[mental swift]

mogador is mnf

[earnest condor]

vichya vs iris is a bit silly

they're a united faction again at this point iirc

[ember spindle]

ok wrangler kow who's for some reason into economics like how cowpens is a dietitian and has a secret line like "you have two cows, they shoot you in the face " for running her with exactly one other kow (so far cowpens, kashino, or that kronstadt skin)

[mental swift]

iris is good vichya is bad but the question is why is there a division between fucking french ships

[earnest condor]

clem

[viral lance]

who knows

all i know is the french aren't real

[earnest condor]

to begin with it was cause of the existence of vichy and free france irl

[mental swift]

Cant they just unify both mnf and ffnf ships into one singular faction

[frank marten]

True

[earnest condor]

they basically are

[mental swift]

Like they include sms ships in iron blood

[violet panther]

"both, both is goon"

[mental swift]

they aren't depicted as that, I just want the depiction

them officially unifying the factions

[ember spindle]

iris orthodoxy is a catholic theocracy. at the time of foch's event the vichya crowd had gotten pissed enough at this to break away, with crimson axis's help because of fucking course, and join axis
idk how they reunited but they're good now ig

[earnest condor]

the factions are united

[ember spindle]

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mental swift]

hmm

[violet panther]

are they reunite because Marco's shenanigan?

[earnest condor]

there's just no point in removing them just to make them all iris orthodoxy

[violet panther]

[earnest condor]

what

[frank marten]

[violet panther]

[mental swift]

What?

[earnest condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231914133163741208/1268488949781889175/ca8368ae-4c74-4614-96ee-3dd8bfeebe96.gif

[frank marten]

Lawyer advised me not to say anything

[mental swift]

bring me the coolant

[violet panther]

u dont need to, it's already...

[ember spindle]

uweuweuuewuUWUEUWUE

[mental swift]

chad veneto

[violet panther]

better not talking while got showered by milk

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren01-akairo-azurlane-drink-gif-13558955

[mental swift]

she drank grape juice instead of the coolant

[nova elm]

I'm lagging so hard rn

[violet panther]

be Avrora, she drink coolant directly from Tu-22 bomber

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-columbina-sandbina-lesbian-gif-11851809967768515771

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/sandbina-genshin-impact-columbina-sandrone-gif-4131921844468311135

[mental swift]

But she did... again

[dusty epoch]

nekopara azur lane collab…when…

[frank marten]

Nah let her drink

bye hacked account

[wanton pelican]

[dusty epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

cat girl maxxing

[modern dew]

qakagi

[molten thorn]

With the recent gacha censorship. I hope AL stays away from steam o.o

[modern dew]

damn i think i burned my tongue

[dusty epoch]

Didn’t azur lane have some censoring but it was on super random skins?

[wanton pelican]

Google removed 3 skins for a bit

[modern dew]

i should let my tea cool down next time

[wanton pelican]

MRI

[modern dew]

this or i throw it at QE meta

[modern dew]

you will be scanned

[modern dew]

results:

[frank marten]

Curse

We must kill all sirens

[molten thorn]

But those who got it will get to enjoy it while us mortals can only dream of it xD

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/zhao-zzz-zenlesszonezero-absolute-cinema-zhao-cinema-gif-16484731580692819634

[modern dew]

real

[molten thorn]

Unobtainable but not erased, yes?

[dusty epoch]

Is there an azur lane absolute cinema yet?

[violet panther]

already reobtainable

[violet panther]

th Njs

[wanton pelican]

They brought them back btw

[dusty epoch]

LMAOOO thank you

[frank marten]

You can still obtain em during black Friday

[molten thorn]

Oh nice. Was it a shinano skin?

[wanton pelican]

Yeah

[frank marten]

I saw hiden in skin shop b4

[modern dew]

oh yea i remember that skin's interactions

[molten thorn]

I was once a pro steam but no more! I like AL the way it is! D:

[modern dew]

[rose spire]

Slide your gems

I’m poor asf

[frank marten]

Watch this

[dusty epoch]

I like it until I have to type something then I want to die

[wanton pelican]

I forget the name of the other ship who’s skin was removed

[frank marten]

Napoli

[molten thorn]

The heck!? XD

[wanton pelican]

Oh yeah Napoli as well

[modern dew]

oh yea the manjuu server event thing who was even selected for the rewards

[wanton pelican]

I meant the one with a swimsuit

[tired crown]

Napoleon?

[frank marten]

Oh i missed remember Napoli with hiden

[molten thorn]

Sad I dont know the skin that was removes o.o

[molten thorn]

HOT DANG!

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

[modern dew]

that napoli skin is pretty good

[wanton pelican]

I believe it was this one

[molten thorn]

Anyways, what is our next event? I hope it starts with a big letter Y :3

[dusty epoch]

My keyboard gets thin that’s all 😭

[frank marten]

Thus one

[weak parrot]

naporni

[molten thorn]

I can relate o.o

[violet panther]

Naple

[frank marten]

Apple

[weak parrot]

porn

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-gif-13865682419491155566

[nova elm]

Pen

[nova elm]

Applepeen

Pineapplepen

Pineappleapplepen

[dusty epoch]

I’m glad they didn’t find tbe temptesta skins

[molten thorn]

Worst year ever o.o

[frank marten]

Oldie

[dusty epoch]

queen never cry

[nova elm]

It was literally like 2017

That's not that old