al-general

[meager haven]

No

I want to use some dumbass fleet

Like giving Donskoi effectively 10k HP

[lyric stump]

My porter kinda weak I only LB her like once

[meager haven]

Bro use Willy

She’s a very strong vanguard

[radiant cipher]

[lyric stump]

I'm on UR bulin shortage

[meager haven]

😔

[lyric stump]

I rely on proto shop to get UR bulins which is like once a month

I prolly only get 2 UR bulins a month max if I got lucky

[modern yoke]

It's time for a break

[lyric stump]

Is willy really strong?

[modern yoke]

Adios impla wife

[lyric stump]

I mean I wanna just spent stuff on laffey2 instead of her

[agile vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675606208748453927/1458075885596053598/westwant.gif

[sage zealot]

They are both incredibly strong , but they do very very different things

[lyric stump]

Laffey2, shimakaze and porter

[trim gyro]

wtf

[lyric stump]

how's this for vanguard?

DD squad

[sage zealot]

Shima is most useful as a dock princess

[lyric stump]

why?

I thought her torps and speed are great

[radiant cipher]

[stable plank]

many years ago

[meager haven]

Ibuki and Unzen exist

[daring turret]

https://tenor.com/view/cabby-cabby-cat-gif-10633854393509878520

[lyric stump]

I dont have unzen

[valid wigeon]

Where is that French woman

[meager haven]

Who

Jeans

[valid wigeon]

Idk but 🥖

Scrap or nah

[lyric stump]

Scrap

[valid wigeon]

Also wtf is my luck or smt

I keep getting better shit than shit from Genshin

[sleek cape]

LeBron James

[valid wigeon]

Who is eating spaghetti among ye who are Italian

I'm planning to scrap most of them anyway

[sleek cape]

Do u scrap everything bro???

[lyric stump]

Is guam the one with the robot thing with her?

[clever gazelle]

Is she

[sleek cape]

Idk is she

[lyric stump]

Idk

[meager vine]

gundam guam

[valid wigeon]

Atleast the ones that seem like what? Low levels

[lyric stump]

guamdam

[lyric stump]

scrap all ssr, in common ships we trust

[clever gazelle]

[sleek cape]

He’s trying to ruin all our lives

[clever gazelle]

Your in for pain

[sleek cape]

[meager vine]

nevada ex tier common

[valid wigeon]

Also wtf do all Short characters sound like paimon

[meager haven]

Short

[sleek cape]

Nevada UR retrofit

[meager haven]

Also QE’s meant to be annoying

[lyric stump]

kusogaki

[meager haven]

Tsunderes MUST be unpleasant to the ears

[lyric stump]

Grandma warspite aint annoying to me though

[fresh shuttle]

man still has to pull deutechland

[lyric stump]

bache

[meager haven]

Peak mentioned?

[lyric stump]

[late shale]

Hmm

[unreal jacinth]

World 15-2 is brutal oh my god this is my boss fleet

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/steggo-stay-gold-jiii-staring-look-gif-13197745801794972636

bro

what is that yeeyee ass fleet

why isn't sandy in your mob instead

[unreal jacinth]

My mob, uuuh they're good, i think 🥀

[tight goblet]

musashi is for mobbing

[unreal jacinth]

I used alsace

[pastel oracle]

She can boss too

[tight goblet]

ya but she better

[sage zealot]

What is that fleet

[tight goblet]

its valid

[sage zealot]

No wonder why it is hard

[unreal jacinth]

What's wrong with my fleet bruh, they say i just need AA

[sage zealot]

Also why isn't your Musashi flag

[merry robin]

Hi snow

[tight goblet]

hi

[sage zealot]

She sucks up all the damage no matter her position, and you need to run Aquila no matter what

[viscid sedge]

Man i hate finding good artwork but being unable to show it in here

[stable plank]

porn

[viscid sedge]

its not

[late shale]

Hmm

[viscid sedge]

its Shoukaku in a bikini, i just can't show it because of a erect nipple

[peak plover]

mhm

[weak parrot]

sus

[late shale]

Hmm

[tight goblet]

hmm

[worthy dawn]

Hmm

[viscid sedge]

[weak parrot]

erect nipples are nice

[viscid sedge]

still against server rules.

[weak parrot]

anyway

remember to download extra ram from sketchy websites

[sacred oak]

Feed gascogne

[plush marsh]

Mamb

O

Mambo

🤔

[opaque meteor]

Mambo you say?

[plush marsh]

Because she mambo

[plush marsh]

Mambo

[opaque meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-ume-usume-chibi-dance-anime-gif-10304596603435351987

[sharp swan]

She stole harikitte ikou

[plush marsh]

[plush marsh]

Mambo

[sharp swan]

Trap her in a maze with no exit

[plush marsh]

🤔

[opaque meteor]

Matikanetannhauser

Poor mambo

[plush marsh]

Mambo got lost, nooooo😭

[opaque meteor]

Are we going to ignore the 2787 bst

[plush marsh]

Yea

Mambo

[opaque meteor]

Faster than baukshin

[plush marsh]

[opaque meteor]

Baukshin baukshin baukshin

[plush marsh]

Mambo Mambo Mambo

[opaque meteor]

Mambo mambo omatsuri mambo

[plush marsh]

Ohhh I forgot what's next, I'll be right there.

[opaque meteor]

Why baukshin kinda bald

[meager haven]

Why are you Enterprise

[tight goblet]

hmm

sea veggie

[meager haven]

Snom

[opaque meteor]

Fair point

[plush marsh]

Zabu zabu Yura Yura

Omatsuri mambo

[opaque meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-mambo-mambo-omatsuri-mambou-matikanetannhauser-gif-12623842818647218209

In all honesty this should be in off topic

[plush marsh]

[plush marsh]

Mamboooooooo

[signal delta]

Damn a dead chat?

[plush marsh]

[icy herald]

I don’t play uma but I can confirm that she’s definitely a goober

[plush marsh]

If this chat is dead, then so is Jesus.

[signal delta]

I thought Golshi isnthe goober

[opaque meteor]

Teio mentioned

[icy herald]

gold ship is just a even bigger goober

[signal delta]

[plush marsh]

🤔

[signal delta]

Ah yeah,that track with her tbh

[opaque meteor]

Goldship is a menace

[plush marsh]

Mambo

[opaque meteor]

Goldship? Track?

[solid whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829127440629891105/881006023572332554/me_irl.gif

[opaque meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-gold-ship-dance-umamusume-dance-golshi-gold-ship-jukebox-gif-8107532327957041509

[plush marsh]

[opaque meteor]

Goldship goldship goldship

[icy herald]

heh

[plush marsh]

🤔

[opaque meteor]

The amount of times I've seen this

[solid whale]

daisen donkey kick

[weak parrot]

cock

[icy herald]

you could say I’m “beating a dead horse”

(I’ll be taking my leave now, thanks.)

[plush marsh]

[meager haven]

Surprised that isn’t a thing yet

[sleek cape]

Get out

[weak parrot]

Daisen isn’t popular enough

[plush marsh]

[signal delta]

I'm shotgunning a dead horse

[peak plover]

Im really hungry rn

[signal delta]

Wait no you did that when they alive

[plush marsh]

Eat a vegan, save the earth

[weak parrot]

you could say you could eat a horse

[sleek cape]

English sir

Speak it

[opaque meteor]

No no you can stay

[weak parrot]

[meager haven]

Emu

[icy herald]

How hungry?

[opaque meteor]

Oh shi i just realised

Its the goober

[solid whale]

oh man im so hungry i could eat a dead horse

[meager haven]

Emu Otori

Otori mean smile

[peak plover]

almost like... i could eat a...

[signal delta]

[sleek cape]

Say it and I’ll blow up your house

[opaque meteor]

Im so hungry I could eat a

[plush marsh]

Mambo

[meager haven]

How dead

[weak parrot]

I’m so hungry I could eat a Daisen

[opaque meteor]

Sodak

[sleek cape]

“English motherfucker do you speak it?”

[icy herald]

literally me:

[signal delta]

I could eat her

[plush marsh]

[sleek cape]

You’re gonna explode NEOW.

[weak parrot]

Sorry, I only speak English fatherfucker

[opaque meteor]

Mart no

[signal delta]

Hey infernal

[solid whale]

id carve her like a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner

[opaque meteor]

No

[plush marsh]

Hah

[pastel oracle]

[solid whale]

🤤

[sleek cape]

Yes

[peak plover]

Sprich deutsch du Hu-

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you

[sleek cape]

Cheating on Atago for the billionth time

Son just can’t stay loyal

[signal delta]

You can't touch him if I touch you first

[peak plover]

Du sohn einer Keuschen magd

[weak parrot]

Ek nie praat Duits nie

[icy herald]

well I’m not gonna say no to a good time

[solid whale]

actually i was implying id cannibalise her

[opaque meteor]

Mfer is that yorktown I

[solid whale]

🤓 ☝️

[sleek cape]

Liar

[weak parrot]

You’re a dog?

damn

[fervent meadow]

Why are the Germans here?

[sleek cape]

You lie.

[solid whale]

ill eat you next

[weak parrot]

Germans aren’t real

[opaque meteor]

They're food?

[peak plover]

wdym

[weak parrot]

There are only die Afrikaners

[opaque meteor]

Ww2 didn't exist then

[weak parrot]

depends

[sleek cape]

Okay bro bro

[peak plover]

please geh sterben

[weak parrot]

Sorry, we only serve boers

[opaque meteor]

Woah calm down

[icy herald]

homie woke up and chose violence this morning

[sleek cape]

Must’ve been the wind

[opaque meteor]

Damn

[royal sigil]

This greets my screen

[weak parrot]

no shoes
no tits
no service

[sleek cape]

No gun no service

[solid whale]

im in your walls

too late

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1459795491327049857/togif.gif

[royal sigil]

[sleek cape]

Guess what I got in my walls

[weak parrot]

Don’t make me service your long bore

[solid whale]

me

[fervent meadow]

Termites?

[peak plover]

hay

[weak parrot]

He’s got stolen mummies

buried in his walls

[peak plover]

drugs

[plush marsh]

I'm already 10,000 km away from you, be careful

[solid whale]

i whisper to the worms and they obey

[plush marsh]

[late shale]

Hmm

[peak plover]

mhm

[plush marsh]

[sleek cape]

I got asbestos in my walls

it’s over for you bro bro

[plush marsh]

[solid whale]

i thrive in asbestos

[icy herald]

mmm asbestos, quite yummy

[weak parrot]

Are you getting compensated for mesothelioma

[sleek cape]

As you begin having a seizure

[solid whale]

i was born into asbestos and to asbestos i will return

[peak plover]

Im so hungry i could eat a little boy, or even a fat man

[sleek cape]

You know what else I got in my walls

[weak parrot]

“Asbestos is my middle name”

[opaque meteor]

I guess he was born in it, molded by it

[sleek cape]

Skunks

[plush marsh]

[sleek cape]

And then the worse of them all

I got a lolicon in my walls

[opaque meteor]

Well there goes my plans

[fervent meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[peak plover]

walls or balls

[solid whale]

already said you have skunks in your walls man

[sleek cape]

So do you still wanna attack me bro bro

[opaque meteor]

Jarvis tear down ze haus

[weak parrot]

I have termites in my balls

[sleek cape]

Or are you gonna back out

[opaque meteor]

Damn your tennis balls got termites

[solid whale]

im a real creature i dont back out

[weak parrot]

Thank fuck I’m not real

[peak plover]

wenn sie mir bitte folgen würden...

[sleek cape]

I’ve thrown everything I had at this man

And he’s STILL standing

[plush marsh]

Jarvis, what the fuk?
I don't know, ser

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-senator-armstrong-punching-indomitable-gif-14166479420035208375

[opaque meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/eltonjohn-rocketman-i'mstillstanding-meme-music-gif-12342976644420671547

[weak parrot]

Ser is Chinese Malaysian surname

[opaque meteor]

WHY WON'T YOU DIE

[plush marsh]

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[sleek cape]

Jarvis activate peenar explosion chamber

[sleek cape]

Looking like a true survivor 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[peak plover]

how many pickles can you shove up his buthole

[opaque meteor]

The what

[plush marsh]

Mambo

[icy herald]

h u h

[weak parrot]

Ser corresponds with the character 徐

[opaque meteor]

6 maybe 7 if he relaxes

[weak parrot]

which is Xu/Hsu in Mandarin

[sleek cape]

If anybody says it I’m sliming them out

[opaque meteor]

Valid response

[peak plover]

910 if his skin is stretching enough

[weak parrot]

sus

[opaque meteor]

6 pickles is a good amount

[opaque meteor]

Peak reference

[weak parrot]

And why exactly are we shoving pickles up someone’s rectum?

[plush marsh]

._.

[late shale]

Hmm

[opaque meteor]

9? 91!? 910!????

[peak plover]

dont ask too many questions. its not good for you

[plush marsh]

69

[weak parrot]

9+10 = 910

[plush marsh]

🤔

[sleek cape]

What’s 9+10

21

[opaque meteor]

Nuh it 21

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna ask about your pregnancy

[peak plover]

77 + 33 = 100

[sleek cape]

They told me they’re gonna have twins

Isn’t this great

[opaque meteor]

The math ain't mathing

[plush marsh]

1 + 1 = 111

[weak parrot]

It is nice

boys or girls

[plush marsh]

🤔

[sleek cape]

Girls

[weak parrot]

or one boy one girl

That’s good

we don’t need more boys

[opaque meteor]

This is the reason why Japanese gunnery wasn't good

[late shale]

Hmm

[tight goblet]

hmm

[peak plover]

9 + 11 = 911

mhm

[opaque meteor]

NOBODY SAY IT

[weak parrot]

I forgot where I was going to drive to

[sleek cape]

Snow did you hear the news

[peak plover]

Tree?

[weak parrot]

no

smh

[icy herald]

so how many lemons can Essex fit in her mouth?

[plush marsh]

Their calculations were like this
1 + 1 = Destroy the American fleet

[weak parrot]

33.5

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HIT THE [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

[icy herald]

now what about enterprise?

[opaque meteor]

Alot

[opaque meteor]

2

[plush marsh]

14 + 88 =

[sleek cape]

0+0

[plush marsh]

[weak parrot]

Yeah when Chinese terrorists hit the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur

[sleek cape]

3 + 3 equal bomb Pearl Harbor

[weak parrot]

back in 1374

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794786454172991528/1455003206986760194/togif.gif

[weak parrot]

#NeverForgetMarch17th1374

[opaque meteor]

19+45 = here comes the sun fuckers

[plush marsh]

[weak parrot]

Sun fuckers sound terrifying

[peak plover]

i was waiting for that one

[peak plover]

mhm

[weak parrot]

if they can fuck the sun without burning their pp, then what can’t they do

[icy herald]

here comes the sun dododo
here comes the sun-

[weak parrot]

shudders

[opaque meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-gif-8911363

[weak parrot]

The again

The sun is a woman

Amaterasu

[plush marsh]

[peak plover]

Hier kommt die sonne...

[opaque meteor]

stop talking about fucking the sun

[plush marsh]

[late shale]

Hmm

[opaque meteor]

I can't read german well but i have a good feeling what this means

[peak plover]

have you seen the curves?

[opaque meteor]

8 is better

[opaque meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/sturmtiger-shooting-gif-12053877391517667240

[radiant cipher]

kinda hilarious how germany has no nukes

[icy herald]

I prefer enterprise over the sun tbh

she kinda got better curves

[opaque meteor]

Woah

[opaque meteor]

Kinda? She definitely does

[late shale]

Hmm

[opaque meteor]

Just as i was about to go to bed

Fuck

[peak plover]

have you heard about Friedrich Merz?

[plush marsh]

[opaque meteor]

Anyways im headed off to bed i got exams and its 2:30 i have to wake at 6:30

[plush marsh]

I haven't slept for two days now.

[radiant cipher]

yes of course

[peak plover]

it wont be long

[radiant cipher]

sure.
still piggybacking off france and the uk is weak

https://tenor.com/view/steggo-stay-gold-jiii-staring-look-gif-13197745801794972636

but then again it's expected from germany

[plush marsh]

🤔

[peak plover]

He was a bit eager

[stark kelp]

[plush marsh]

Did you know that the USSR collapsed because Stalin farted so loudly that the USSR government couldn't take it anymore and fled?

[peak plover]

honestly, watching the news in germany rn is either like a History documentary or a comedy

[solid whale]

[late shale]

Hmm

[plush marsh]

If you take some of the most powerful ships in World War II, which ship do you think was the weakest?

I think it's Yamato. Yeah, I might be a fan, but he hardly took part in the fight.

[teal girder]

has to be the escape boat right?

[plush marsh]

[radiant cipher]

if having to fight now becomes the main reason for being the most powerful warship
almost none of the battleships will rank very highly

while some light cruisers and DD's would rank up top

you fucking donut

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G5nH54ZaUAAt6iX?format=jpg&name=small

[radiant cipher]

also nice ragebait

[plush marsh]

[plush marsh]

[stark kelp]

def the shinano

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GnA06VbbEAAA8QJ?format=jpg&name=small

[plush marsh]

🤔

[teal girder]

another

[stark kelp]

shinano is just a glorified auxiliary ship that's the size of a battleship

[plush marsh]

My gallery is slowly turning into a collection of pornographic images.

[teal girder]

def not porn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhFX5I5a4AEKhJ0?format=jpg&name=small

[plush marsh]

Oh, I have her, it's on the main one.

I forgot what it's called, hah

[teal girder]

bro it's on the pic...

eyes must have gone elsewhere

[plush marsh]

He doesn't go above the tits

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458193461176959222/20260102_223435.gif

[plush marsh]

[weak parrot]

I have this idea for a manga/anime that’s a moderately wealth Japanese couple who can’t have children on their own and adopted 5 American girls born months apart

[plush marsh]

Хммм

Xm

Russian is so different from English.

Bruh

[plush marsh]

Interesting idea🤔

[weak parrot]

Hannah in Russian is Ханнах

[plush marsh]

Bruh, It seems similar, but it seems not

So I'm going to bed, I'm tired, braah. Good night everyone.

[teal girder]

Xanax 💀

[weak parrot]

Yeah, so you get five sisters who are very much white girls but have Japanese names and can only speak Japanese

[plush marsh]

And they can be fu

Ck

?

[viscid sedge]

bet they are all gonna be blonde haired, blue eyed and have quite the assets just like how anime depict westerners

[teal girder]

5 Ayayas

[weak parrot]

nice assets yes

but

blondes and redheads

[teal girder]

they grow up to be gyaru

[viscid sedge]

ayaya! Pillar men theme starts

https://tenor.com/view/awaken-piller-men-jojo-ayayaya-gif-14863280

[plush marsh]

[meager marsh]

This should be an in game skin

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-hello-there-star-wars-disney-gif-26025920

[meager marsh]

I wannbntttt so many things to be real in game skins…..

[plush marsh]

Bye everyone, see you when I get some sleep.

[weak parrot]

That is partially the plan, the story is set when the girls are high schoolers, so yeah they’ll basically look like gyaru

[weak parrot]

I have an ayaya t shirt

[late shale]

Hmm

[teal girder]

lemme see

[stark fox]

Boat

[clever gazelle]

Bote

[stark fox]

Bote

[clever gazelle]

Chat ded

[stark fox]

Perfect time for me to eat my Borgar

[clever gazelle]

My fleet keeps dying 15-3

[stark fox]

I still haven’t started world 15

[clever gazelle]

[stark fox]

Simply cannot be assed

[clever gazelle]

Nows a good time to start

[stark fox]

Did they allow for an instakill on the boss fleet?

[clever gazelle]

[stark fox]

Then I’m good

[clever gazelle]

I don't even get to the 2nd boss in 15-3

[stark fox]

Have girls to raise affinity for

[clever gazelle]

Hope they raise the max level of our ships

[weak parrot]

Bet

oh wait nvm

It’s not ayaya

Wait it is

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kinmoza-anime-girl-alice-cartelet-smile-gif-6502647871325466157

[neon coral]

Botes Act Pandora

https://tenor.com/view/acrotrip-acro-trip-acrotrip-chrome-acro-trip-chrome-acro-trip-chroma-gif-10381216434755430337

[sleek cape]

Pandora’s box

[weak parrot]

Ah yes

Daisen

Wait a fucking second

Daisen’s VA is the same as Satono Diamond in Uma

[stray forum]

https://tenor.com/view/shookai-umamusume-satono-diamond-gif-14347762895409516784

[proud estuary]

how is 2026 treating us so far azur laners

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GggTyA1a8AMdDHW?format=jpg&name=900x900

[radiant cipher]

Goddamn Brazil mas grande

🇧🇷

[weak parrot]

geniunely though, who the fuck shows up to the door dressed like that

[teal girder]

anything goes if it's "FBI open up"

[pale panther]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-brazil-brasil-gif-6938057558292577085

🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 BRASIL 🟢 🟡 🔵

[weak parrot]

Germany 7 - 1 Brazil

[peak plover]

🇩🇪

[pale panther]

Biggest German victory since Sedan 1870

[sage zealot]

Omg imagine the amount of parking lots we can build

[tame hearth]

@junior crown Dude, what's your AL nickname?

[weak parrot]

"Daddy's Little Muffin"

[teal girder]

I'll call you that here

[hard vine]

where are the waifus at

[pastel oracle]

[weak parrot]

azur pain

[meager vine]

milkshake

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sacred oak]

damn the spearfish is really good for W16

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-azur-lane-bismarck-azur-lane-bismarck-zwei-gif-3424012639844674759

bote

[viral matrix]

if someone showed up like that to my home, i'd tell them to get the hell off the property

[sacred oak]

adding just one in made each mob fight about 20 seconds faster

[late shale]

Hmm

[pastel oracle]

Hmm

[sacred oak]

My backline is actually taking less damage despite more aircraft getting through

they called this thing a noob trap

[sleek cape]

Yall ever be reminiscing of some old shit

[rustic sapphire]

My god

[tight goblet]

hmm

[peak plover]

mhm

[rustic sapphire]

Hmm

[sacred oak]

Never. the past isn't real and the future is an illusion

[pale panther]

mmh

[tight goblet]

hmm

[peak plover]

mhm

[lyric stump]

does this skill stacks?

[sleek cape]

💔 tell me with a straight face you don’t think of your childhood every once in awhile

[sacred oak]

you can only use one per ship

[lyric stump]

Ohhh

[sacred oak]

also incompatible with fire control table

which is the UR version of this

[lyric stump]

I was about to ask "what if with the other one"

anyway, this is very good for warspite, it has high hit stat

[tight goblet]

I want to watch the gangster the cop and the devil again

where

[trim gyro]

watch this instead https://youtu.be/Dw5AOjXXZ8g?si=czv36g00cWLFHEat

[jaunty adder]

you dum

[weak parrot]

sexformers

essex in disguise

[meager marsh]

Yes ! Like trauma

[viral matrix]

crazy

[weak parrot]

unfortunately, trauma was killed by savage oppress

[sleek cape]

You made a awesome sauce message sad

Your a demon

[weak parrot]

hundreds of feofle die a day

[radiant cipher]

Wo xiang he liang de xuebi

Tampa tampa tampa

[late shale]

Hmm

[clever gazelle]

Is that French

[peak plover]

Baguette

[clever gazelle]

Looks french

[peak plover]

[meager marsh]

sorry :(

[clever gazelle]

Did yall get past 15-3?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[jaunty adder]

[static kernel]

This dude has an agenda https://fixupx.com/nekokofun/status/2010203189774262362

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FixupX · Jan 11, 2026, 4:12 AM

[sleek cape]

Awesome sauce

[radiant cipher]

Totes

[static kernel]

Persuasion is key

[tight goblet]

hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GdX1v-LaoAMcVJ0?format=jpg&name=small

[past shuttle]

Wait isn't the Yamato and Missouri not in the game yet

[spiral saffron]

Yo where am I allowed to send Al edits

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-lower-decks-tendi-yes-that's-correct-gif-1488303200858639355

[nova elm]

They're gonna get added 10 years from now

[sacred oak]

And now the wait for clearing mode begins

[tight goblet]

hmm

[rain valley]

nicely done!

[past shuttle]

So they hold the most famous ships Missouri and Yamato regular still

[sage zealot]

It's so stupid the boss spawns after 4 mob fleets

[solar dome]

thats

really quick

[sage zealot]

W15 had like fucking 7

[pastel oracle]

[sacred oak]

I was clearing 5 fleets before it spawned

[sage zealot]

You need enough avi

[late shale]

Hmm

[sacred oak]

[sage zealot]

If you copied infernal fleet that he copied , it's only 4

[rain valley]

congrats!

[sacred oak]

I'll pass on the triple CV boss fleet

Thank

[pastel oracle]

Thanks, the cow and the elves were very helpful

[past shuttle]

Hello other boat friend

[sage zealot]

There are no ramming boats, its dps diff

[late shale]

Hello indeed

[sacred oak]

Brother it's nothing but ramming ships

[rain valley]

the elves are so heckin busted, I love it

[sacred oak]

Ramming ships and battleships

[tight goblet]

what fleets

[sacred oak]

All of them

[past shuttle]

Seems like history has brought me here to ww2 era

[late shale]

Maybe so

[modern yoke]

Good morning chat

[nova elm]

Morning is good chat

[past shuttle]

What if the black pearl was in Azur Lane

[modern yoke]

[nova elm]

We have Sailing ships here

[past shuttle]

Huh

[nova elm]

Tempesta Faction

[late shale]

Pearl is in the game

[nova elm]

Comes every Halloween

[past shuttle]

Let me check the wiki

Welp

That's crazy

[late shale]

Quite so

[rain valley]

crazy? I was crazy once..

[late shale]

Erm

[peak plover]

mhm

[nova elm]

They locked me in a room...

[tight goblet]

hmm

[past shuttle]

Not seem looking like the black pearl herself though

They made her white

[nova elm]

Open MS Paint and colour her black

[late shale]

Hmm

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-problems-solutions-dave-chapelle-gif-13450651

[rain valley]

modern problems, like the fact I don't have pizza
and modern solutions, like ubereats

[nova elm]

Why tf do you order pizza from ubereats

[rain valley]

most places here don't do their own deliveries anymore

[nova elm]

Fair enough

[peak plover]

I eat at my local Italian restaurant. the guy has the same name as me

[tight goblet]

what pizza place u getting

dominos?

[past shuttle]

They have the queen Anne revenge but not the dutchman

[rain valley]

local place, very tasty

[nova elm]

Yummy

[peak plover]

aint that those wooden bricks?

[rain valley]

nah that's jenga's

[nova elm]

Yes and I like eating them

[tight goblet]

no its the place famous for the pinapple pizza

[nova elm]

Jenga's now plastic

[rain valley]

fr?
damn, the times, they are a changin'

[peak plover]

no pineapple

[peak plover]

wtf?

[nova elm]

Most popular brand of Jenga's tower thing is owned by mattel

And Mattel likes their plastics

[rain valley]

true

[nova elm]

cant eat them anymore, sad

[peak plover]

turtles would love them

[nova elm]

True

Or babies

[karmic delta]

Today is horrible

[nova elm]

Yummy

[karmic delta]

And has been horrible

[rain valley]

or florida men, up their butt

[oblique sinew]

Damn its yorri

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCaRpHHa0AAddE-?format=jpg&name=small

[karmic delta]

Oh shit

A wild Synd

Been a minute

[peak plover]

why

[nova elm]

Oh hi Jade

[nova elm]

The day just started for me-

[peak plover]

the day is over in half an hour

[nova elm]

Go to sleep

[peak plover]

no

i refuse

tomorrow is home office

[sage zealot]

Boss not really, basically all the tryhards swapped to triple CV for Air supremacy. Makes life so much easier

[peak plover]

can someone suggest me a website that lets me download more ram?

[sage zealot]

Indeed.com

[nova elm]

Wish.com

[serene niche]

Peak

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[clever gazelle]

[rustic sapphire]

Its almost midnight

[still dome]

I get to save gems for another patch 😁

[royal sigil]

[clever gazelle]

[opaque meteor]

Hmm its quite quiet here

Must be night-time for people

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/luccabug-angry-cat-angry-cat-being-pet-cat-pet-cat-gif-16721872127246114794

[nova elm]

Early morning

[opaque meteor]

Morning then

[weak parrot]

lice king

[devout bough]

good morning laners

[devout bough]

hi Richie!!!!!!

[stoic sandal]

Morning Commanders.

[devout bough]

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-haiiii-mig-29-pat-pat-pat-gif-7794497059116464086

[past shuttle]

Hi

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crazy-missile-hi-there-hi-gif-12594514404243459242

[opaque meteor]

Interesting

https://tenor.com/view/world-war2plane-fly-plane-guns-war-gif-16223780

[shut crane]

wife

[opaque meteor]

The missile knows where it is at all times

The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

By subtracting from where it is to where it isn't

Or from where it isn't to where it is

[violet panther]

That's what missiles attached computer do

[tight goblet]

woah

[tight goblet]

WHO THAT

[violet panther]

Rafale B

[radiant cipher]

Rafale

[violet panther]

Two seater

[oblique dove]

Yeah it's an old drawing

[past shuttle]

Yamato won't sink this time

[opaque meteor]

What is furina doing with i think a gripen

[opaque meteor]

I'll prove you wrong

[violet panther]

That's Rafale

[oblique dove]

She's looking at display aircraft

[past shuttle]

Its took you guys 389 planes

I like see you try again

[opaque meteor]

Uh huh

Okay 389 planes

[teal girder]

plen

[past shuttle]

Only if yamato became a shipgirl

[tight goblet]

hmm

[devout bough]

OMG Dassault Rafale hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dark solstice]

Goodday ALO Generals

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-haiiii-mig-29-pat-pat-pat-gif-7794497059116464086

[past shuttle]

Who turned the Black Pearl white and a shipgirl

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbJZEcUUEAAaPX4?format=jpg&name=900x900

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tight goblet]

the answer is no

[dark solstice]

Michaelangelo was the better turtle over Rafael

[opaque meteor]

We have enough Essex

[past shuttle]

Fine you win

[devout bough]

[opaque meteor]

Eagle Union industrial might surpass sakura empire

[dark solstice]

Wait it was spelt Raphael

[opaque meteor]

We talking about TMNT now?

[dark solstice]

Nope

[devout bough]

Perseus when i pull her into bed:

[past shuttle]

If I see a picture of the black pearl in game and I get pinged for it I might crash

[stable plank]

eagle union superior to sakura. why? eagle union has lamp. does sakura? checkmate atheists

[dark solstice]

Percy is pure

She gonna stick that syringe where the sun don't shine tho

[teal girder]

for you

[clever gazelle]

Huh

[devout bough]

haha i only have her new year skin

checkmate

athist

[clever gazelle]

Nah, lamp useless, eu can just outbuild

[dark solstice]

It's a nice skin

[clever gazelle]

[devout bough]

nuh uh

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FR-b82AacAA-q_Z?format=jpg&name=small

[dark solstice]

Also I misremembered I think if was something like eagle with the huge syringe 💉

[devout bough]

hmm formidicool

[teal girder]

the big V

[nova elm]

OMG ESSEX

[past shuttle]

Why is the pearl white

[stable plank]

mother of pearl

water on the poopdeck

[past shuttle]

What have I became

[clever gazelle]

Yuh uh

[dark solstice]

Was there not a skin with an exaggerated syringe ?

[nova elm]

Because it is bleached

[devout bough]

because we had a very intense night

and she got mine all over her

[nova elm]

Morgador/Franklin ig?

[devout bough]

[dark solstice]

Maybe wasn't eagle either

[opaque meteor]

What did Essex say???

[nova elm]

I'd let her stab me

[past shuttle]

Not you if it's still the black pearl then no

[stable plank]

i dont think this is the proper place to administer a syringe maam

[devout bough]

i painted her white

that's just the truth

[opaque meteor]

I prefer to be stabbed with syringes from middle aged women from the health department

[dark solstice]

Time for your shot

[nova elm]

TRUST THE PROCESS BY STABBING YOU IN THE BUTT THE MEDICINE WILL ME 10X STRONGER

[dark solstice]

Was valiant all along

[nova elm]

Okay now I'm scared.

[opaque meteor]

That's not how it works

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna stab you in the liver

[opaque meteor]

You will most likely get an infection

[opaque meteor]

That seems bad

[devout bough]

i prefer to be hit with a laner incident

[teal girder]

take the suicide pill instead

[weak parrot]

it is

[nova elm]

That's just a topping

It's finee

[weak parrot]

being stabbed in the livers leads you to bleed out pretty quickly

[dark solstice]

I wanna stay inside the simulation tho

[nova elm]

It's like chocolate chip cookies. The choco chip is an expected suprise

[opaque meteor]

"We are not humans, we are ships in human form"
No liver to be stabbed

[devout bough]

i wanna stay inside the stimulation tho

[weak parrot]

that's...not a surprise than

[teal girder]

go to wizard of oz to get a liver

[nova elm]

An expected suprise is a suprise that just expected

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-brainlet-microwave-smoke-dumb-gif-3026155548321433372

[dark solstice]

I need a new liver, donation appreciated

[weak parrot]

you're.....not supposed expect a surprise

surprises are by definition unexpected

[opaque meteor]

Damn then i should stop expecting birthday surprises

[nova elm]

But expect the unexpected

[obtuse drift]

I cant wait till akagi meta is obtainable

[dark solstice]

Must be top quality no knock offs

[nova elm]

I can't wait until Essex META is available

[weak parrot]

i can't wait to impregnate myself

[obtuse drift]

Yobwhat

[nova elm]

Finnaly have a reason to play OpSi

[dark solstice]

Wait new shipgirls announced already ?

[clever gazelle]

[past shuttle]

What team would she join if she head the choice Crimson axis or Azur lane

[weak parrot]

yeah they're have an EOS event

[devout bough]

go search for YD on pixiv

[clever gazelle]

Al

[weak parrot]

after EOS, they'll release yamato

[nova elm]

In my defense. I have never played OpSi my entire play through

[past shuttle]

Then what nation?

[nova elm]

B o a t

[devout bough]

NASA is holding an Earth Observation System event?

[clever gazelle]

Rn

[dark solstice]

Yamato already in our hearts

[clever gazelle]

Where's your ur gear from

[obtuse drift]

Yamato is too strong

[nova elm]

Maybe the Yamato we wanted was the friends we made along the way

[opaque meteor]

On some beds

[past shuttle]

Maybe I thinking maybe Sakura empire

[nova elm]

Simple. I don't have one

[weak parrot]

it was supposed to be me, not her!

[devout bough]

Pearl was a British warship

so Royal Navy

[weak parrot]

i'll never forgive the australians

[past shuttle]

True

[tight goblet]

hmm

[obtuse drift]

I like your pfp

[clever gazelle]

How did you survive w16

[dark solstice]

Which ship?

[clever gazelle]

[nova elm]

Who tf needs UR equipments for W15 it's gonna be easy trust me

[weak parrot]

thanks, it's yorktown

diner yorktown

[obtuse drift]

Ye mommy york

[nova elm]

I shall summon the 7 gods and kneel

[weak parrot]

imagine they serve fried manjuu at the AL diner

[abstract ingot]

Yorky

[nova elm]

"god pleze help a me"

[sleek cape]

Do you queef when you blink LeBron James hairline

[dark solstice]

Quick hide he is here

[weak parrot]

instead of fried chicken sandwiches

they sell fried manjuu sandwiches

[obtuse drift]

That be crazy

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455906707669651597/image0.gif

[devout bough]

I want to impregnate Manchester

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-little-enterprise-seseren-gif-27217652

[obtuse drift]

Real uma

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/曼波-mambo-umamusume-matikanetannhauser-gif-17473072024594474169

[weak parrot]

there's a place called "mambo seafood" near where I live

[opaque meteor]

Mambo

[sage zealot]

It's not even UR equipment spam for w16, it's 95% gold gear

[obtuse drift]

I sent this in the offical umamusume server and got hated so ahrd

[devout bough]

wtf this looks so cursed

[obtuse drift]

Its a game

[weak parrot]

i got banned from uma official

[obtuse drift]

Think about it its the real uma

[weak parrot]

because i refused to say i wouldn't swear

[obtuse drift]

Why

[obtuse drift]

That

[nova elm]

Taco

[obtuse drift]

Lol

[weak parrot]

lol

[nova elm]

I wanna suck that tentacle

[sick crest]

Lmao

[nova elm]

Must be delicious

[obtuse drift]

Most deranged

[nova elm]

[opaque meteor]

Sounds about right from a siren lover

[weak parrot]

i mean if a mod can't take swearing, that sounds like a skill issue

[past shuttle]

Is there a young shipgirl that is wolf features or no

[weak parrot]

like genuinely

[nova elm]

Just look at the Japanese

[weak parrot]

you can't stop people from fucking swearing

[obtuse drift]

I think Myoko

[nova elm]

All of them are cats

[devout bough]

how young

[abstract ingot]

lmao, well, they are moderating a 3+ game

[obtuse drift]

Precious myoko

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[abstract ingot]

so I guess that's something.

[weak parrot]

yeah but uma is hardly 3+

lmao

[nova elm]

To be fair. My 10 year old niece plays Uma. So that says something about that game

[sick crest]

If your on discord you have to be 13+ legally

[nova elm]

Early gambling makes a child a king

[weak parrot]

i mean uma is designed to appeal in general

[abstract ingot]

Uma is the subway surfers of gacha

[nova elm]

Yes

[weak parrot]

i've had uma since 2021

[nova elm]

And also the EA of gacha

[dark solstice]

Watched a short where the jockey got taken out by the horse on the next stall headbutting him irl and the his horse runs off on its own leaving him behind winning the race

[weak parrot]

yeah i'm a jp player

[devout bough]

Manchesterposting

[weak parrot]

i'm trying to get gentildonna

her banner is on right now

until the 18th

[nova elm]

Truly a honse homent

[weak parrot]

i mean uma appealed to me more because i grew up by an American G1 track

[dark solstice]

Tbf don't think it counts because no jockey on but still insane it kept running till the end

[weak parrot]

and i've actually been inside

and uh, i was a runner in high school

[sleek cape]

I know a few 9 year olds that are on discord rn sir

[nova elm]

As long as the jockey is not on the horse, the horse will be disqualified

[weak parrot]

so i understand the running

[nova elm]

ARREST THIS MAN!

[weak parrot]

i know the thrill of racing

[sleek cape]

I know the thrill of being racist

[nova elm]

Sodak you're coming with me for child endangerment

[weak parrot]

also, the track i grew up near is in the game (jp only right now)

[sleek cape]

Why

[abstract ingot]

wowies

[weak parrot]

so i've actually sent all my uma there

to race

[nova elm]

I just said why

[weak parrot]

in game

[dark solstice]

Yea but technically still first over the line