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because if it aint broke dont fix it
:[
manjuu could update the loading screens but why bother
it doesnt hurt their revenue
Fine I'll do it myself
nor does anyone else seem to care
I thought the CEO of Azur Lane was John Lane?

They only replaced the cruise liner one recently, so...
Oh god , she's hot
no it's jane lane. why twitter would react negatively to this i have no idea but i guess we still need some bullshit straw man to attack them eeevil sjws don't we
Does Sandy Cult have this?
OoooH
No but we have something better

What in tarnation
said cult died long ago
who are you trying to impress
I thought their still alive
nope
Essex...Essex being essex
eßex
Honey being Honey

Hi honey
the sandy cult is dead and burried at this point

There's clearly two 
Type in google "Is the pool in the Titanic is filled with water?"
oh shi u rite
Elegante or Pregante?
sunken
thats the iowa experience in wows
at this point
well musashi happened to be both at a point
Powercreep?
I don't think the Kearsarge lovers are online rn
Fuck yall, im playing Destroyer as always in Wows
This Heresy will not be tolerated
"No, the Titanic's swimming pool is not still filled with water in the way it was"
the ship's armor layout is absolute garbage
I think Pig owns the whole French Navy techtree in WT
He does
he does, but nobody plays naval
its the same 100 people every day
Everybody plays naval now
better than nothin
Also turns like a bus
nope
Infantry is like modernized Enlisted
finally
naval players are the minority in war thunder
literally who
I think I can use the words of the olds on the both of you which are :
"Git gud"
"Nub"
"Skill issue"
"Try harder"
"Go back to school kid"
Aww cute
ineffective armor layout, horrible turning circle, bad gun angles and a giant superstructure
Ik I'm just rubbing salt in the wound 
.
I like to see people suffer in a game for suffering
38mm deck in tier 10 is not enough these days
Or doing a stupid challenge where you need to clear all the worlds without OpSi
time to sleep

good night all
Hi chat lol
Byee Fooki Hi Storm
Like why would anyone play Iowa when many other better ships?
Even Izumo is much better
and i thought that thing needs help when i played it a blue moon ago
Hi people
Brat aqquired
Izumo gets her AP shell & deck armor buffed at some point
in other words, izumo > iowa
wasn't she always popular?
More or less
yes but it dropped over the years
But it's 2026
welcome to wows
The Mommiflation has risen at an all time high
The only thing missing about Izumo is that her B turret still can't do full 360 for some reason
Her popularity declined when they made Agir
Neko
Who wouldn't be attracted to a lewd teasing german
ägir does the same thing eugen does, just better
Agir has a more so tsundere personality
Eugen is just horny
@pastel oracle
Neko neko neko
arguably better then eugen
Hi sodak
Smh people just can't seem to appreciate german quality no more
That walk tho-
im still waiting for clausewitz or preussen
Plot twist
Hildebrand for PR9 
Hi Richie
ägir isn't a tease, she's an adorable hot mess
or bremen
what even is bremen
CL or CA
what/how many meth-fueled conjectures are left to import from wows to al?
Mainz but all main turrets are quad 150
Ok I can see the appeal
except she has hindenburg armor and CL mobility

Oh and 12km torps
because funny
hindenburg and the elbing line smashed together
ignore mecklenburg
for like PR that's what i could see manjuu add eventually
If we include T8-9, there are still a lot Manjuu can import
Anhalt, Zieten, Brandenburg, Manteuffel, etc
🥱
Please dont
milk
now thats what i call a good sandwich 😍
Makes sense
Milk factory 
manjuu needs to get its designs from somewhere afterall
Painleve!
some ice with the milk 🥰
This mf good? Snoring too btw
some cream with the pie 🥰
*peakleve
I don't know why painleve and anchorage they both have the same properties 
no they fucking don't
Painleve is a cutie
while Anchorage is mentally disabled
Bruh
mhm
dont know if they have the same. iceleav is in another position so i doubt it
I also thought that way before
Uh when I look at PR5 my anchorage isn’t mentally disabled. infact, she looks quite happy. Is something wrong?
Anchorage cute wife
maybe just sleepdrunk in the milkyskin xD
such qt
Yeah she’s fine
she can barely form a sentence
Nahh
i had higher mental maturity than Anchorage right after i crawled out of the womb

Hi
nice hips, good tummy, big boobs, she's great
Hi
Please help he’s scaring me he keeps running around the house
Oh……
Hi

it's a cat
what do you expect it too do, not be a psycho?
boingers
Hi turquoise
mornin' from 'i'm up way too early land'
feeling better?
The other cats don’t do that

you need massachussets x jean yuri
What

LeBron James
My king
Even though it's childlike, I don't mind at all
just don't lewd the Ancho
uhh, the art above already lewd no?
Will never happen 
or that's what so called innocent
At least she has motivation to learn
Fr
mentally ill woman be like
NAH
Huh
in alo? unheard of
Kayoko and Ako
dead in ditch sadly
subtlety is dead
and we have killed it
I love battle damage to axis ships


few things are better
Where’d you get this?

warships editorial 2018
also
I have my connections
based
if you ask kindly I'll give it
look at how polite this adorable piggy is


umazing
Please give I’ll greatly appreciate it thank you Riche
Our brains are umazing
Let's find I love Tianmen
Denmark had this gem cooking but they built a shitty slow lught cruiser instead...
Horsemazing
Oh you awake? Hello
Awake?
Stop those sacred numbers, I'm fed up 
Barb was in Vc bro
Ohhh you asleep
Keep talking and I’m stealing your gifs again
Her ass is so inviting 
Oh yeah we have different time zones
This Shi fire idk who he is but it fire


Time for eep
Eep well birb
Hi Joe
@devout bough @rose spire
Ty
ok
The feeling of not getting what you want, even if you know the outcome.
No wonder gambling is addictive
Gambling is fun when you actually win
Luck based as always
Lowk rng sweats in gambling ngl
I'm just fed up with the cunningness of that game
It's not luck it's skill, you need to know how to cheat (this is just cope)
always rare to have Lady Luck on your side
Yeah, don't sweat it, now you know, may not be as hard as FGO's but its a start for a red flag
hmm
oh its Weather
Snow has awaken

shut up insect
Being this rude on a morning?
All hail the snow
mmm
She's just being her grouchy-self
@nova monolith You better play trickcal: chibi go with me to relieve stress
no
Chowayo
Chipiki chowayo
Indulge my curiosity
Nice
Penyakit cuayo 
Gooning has made this man lose his mind
Come on You will love it
Its not even a gooner thing-
Its more "ong these girls are so cute I can't help but love them"
It just recently went live at December, gonna try playing it once I get home
Make sure to actually read it
Yes ?
@tight goblet can you please move out the way from this man's house? Hes freezing
I hope there is no catch on this
i'll print it out and slip it into some documents to read while pretending to care about the next company meeting


No it's actually not it's just cute girls
Ok
hmm?
PIPINYA KAYAK BAKPAO~
but porky my friend
Japanese work culture moment
So cute istfg

I will visit porky
Real coy
Hi Ganges 
please do so i am lonely
Hi gArch

Ain't Ganges a river???
he calls me that because he thinks im dirty
Yes, the one where people shit in, throw half cremated bodies in and having flesh eating bacteria
Seine is clean now so we can't call him Seine
Oh, did I mentioned Giant Catfish and Turtle that eat human flesh?

I just found it lol
LEMONS
Ehh, no. You are water, therefore you are in river
Since she's a water, she's part of the river. Which means she is a civilian of the river, and if the river is dirty she is dirty
that concludes my Ted Talk.
NO
I am FROZEN water
which means I AM not in rivers
But you did fall on the Himalaya, yes?
I did?
Belfast my favourite maid and my second favourite hms ship
hi snow
hi
dido and scylla my favorites
I can see that
Let them be proud of that "holy" river for we have our own holy shit river called the "Thames"
2 UR DE Ships for the February UR
I hope we get a good french skin
Because Chinese New Year is in February this year
CHINESE NEW YEAR IS GOOD
ITS WHEN I GET RICH
What game?
sounds like a skill issue im ngl
Chinese New Year means free fucking money
💰
Nah
Stay Gold, short king 
yes I do

My teammates are deadass better in nightreign then wows (I play solo in nightreign)
Yes you do what?
Snow is omnipotent
Dude, I am old, I ain't getting any money 
Grandpa
hmm
Fuck, I will have to give kids money now

I think u know
Uhhhh?? You can always ask for money to the government

I feel your pain, most of my teammates in wows either die quickly or just don't do any shit
Dude, I works for the gov 
@devout bough @rose spire also take this
it'll come in handy
They won't notice 3 million being stolen
It's finee
Saved
It's okay gramps take your meds

hmm
3 "cruisers" but one of them is extremely obese. Find the fatso
The pocket battleships really didn't have that great protection
ngl
British Town-class had thicker main belts
pocket battleship is a stupid term
Ehh, Spee only have 4 inch belt? 
Graf Spee is by all metrics a heavy cruiser
that's a british propaganda term
And less than 5 inch barbette?
Technically the Pocket Battleships are whatever the Nordics were building, not Graf Spee...
those are coastal defense battleships
pretty sure that term came into being purely because the 283mm guns would be fairly threatening to anything smaller than a proper capital ship
which was what the germans were supposed to be building when they made these
True, but compared size wise they're kinda smol and cute 🌻
Small battleship as a concept is dumb bc you have to sacrifice speed in favor of armor belt and size 
So differentiating them from heavy cruisers with 8 inchers would be useful
Isn't Spee was supposed to be a convoy raider? 
the 283mm guns of the graf spee were pretty bad so she might as well have had propper 8" guns tbh
lol
Germany was kinda getting a little cheeky when building their ships
Spee but with Hipper config 
In all honesty the Germans called them Panzerschiff and not Heavy Cruisers
to be clear, the only reason they're called battleships is that the germans got permission to build a few coastal defense battleships and this is what they made, obviously not coastal defense ships
so the Brits could call them whatever they wanted
smaller than capitalships like battlecruisers and battleships
while bigger than the usual Heavy Cruiser
thus, pocket battleship

Pocket Battlecruiser is more apt 
but that's a mouthful

Pokémon? 
Pokéships? 
What
Well it's pig... I shouldn't be really suprised at this point
the brits made up a lot of hysteric sounding terms about german shit both world wars, while ironically being clueless as to what they were really doing during the second one
wait what
Hmm, I think I made it in AL. I have more cube than what I know to do with them and I am just too lazy to do min maxxing
Give them to me
I think I will just hang back and buy skin from now on 
Speed my mom is kinda Cubeless, she would like to pull for useless URs please
Hi gobbla
you might want to check some vintage newspapers
Anyway don’t diss the Australian ships
Well, someone have to build up German Uber competent myth to make British failure less humiliating.
Hi David


Tommy 
considering Britain won the Battle of Britain, and also the war in the Atlantic, North Atlantic Convoy, and Mediterrenean
i don't think that was needed
I'd argue British failures weren't that embarrassing, well kinda.
hello
Don't forget North Africa campaign
To be fair sending a pre-jutland ship to fight another battleship was not a very sound idea


Yeah but managed to get encircled and outflanked in less than a month in France 
I blame Belgium
more of a belgium problem but ok
blaming belgium for being abandoned by their "allies" is just silly
Nah, I blame Foch, Gamelin and their entire gov.
Time to go 
why don't you go start a war-winning supply line in a week

Nah, Belgium did what they can
LION SPOTTED LION

need more Lion skin
DEVS PLEASE JUST GIVE ME LION ILL DO ANYTHING
Foch warned that versailles was not strict enough
bro was right
considering how well she's doing in merch i'd expect a skin for her soon ish
they knew it was coming well before then, belgium was forced to pull out of the alliance because their "friends" wouldn't back them up
only one i have ^^
Honestly wish we have lion skirt as a skin variant ngl
32 vls cells kek
everyone was appeasing moustache man before he showed he couldn't be appeased

Better than the German one with 0 vls I guess
Sir do you have Facebook

and had they actually done what they had agreed to the war would have been on german territory, because while they weren't prepared to fight it at that time neither were the germans
U need to make a special payment
Me and boobs
You have tits?
What’s the special payment?
NOOOOOO

I am joking
I didn’t
I blame Foch mostly bc of his legacy and influence somewhat hindered French development of a post war doctrine. I understand that he retired and died way before the political turmoil of post war France but it was him that championed Methodical Warfare and centralized planning instead of sub command independent.
Hey doc
centralized warfare could work but only with very comprehensive communications at every level
damn i shaved my face and now i look like anzeel (im a muscular black man)
Hola
Hey bacon
and extremely extensive drilling
hey barb!
U are lucky i dont eat pig
Hello my friend
I just eating apple
Same
it's nearly midnight for me so i'll probably get off soon
I’m get ill
Thank
same
Yep
watcha getting off to
soon
Painleve in my bed
I’m just alone
except its actual bread
We get 4 iowa now?
Notice the shadow
Look down under the bed 
||Me for example to boobs||
expecting reliably comms during war is at best optimistic, wires and radio transmitters are not that hard to take out
Is mattress, I sleep in mattress
Look at yo walls doc
Nothing
What about that u dont have a sword?
I think I didn’t not alone now
Maybe but High Command cannot always reponse quickly to a development in one sector.
Thats its a cos90°
i have 2
Barb is still searching for Musashi to this day
Cos90°
that's how the Soviets rolled
I am close to pity
ONE DAY
She will be mine
Front is a totally different concept
Yeah laugh more
I am still searching
there will still be delegation of responsibilities, but as far as it goes the Soviets were pretty command-centralized
Even front commander allowed Corps, division and regiment a lot of leeway
Guys, I gonna drink pill now, I got 39 degrees
Your profile
Damn. That illness hits everyone
Urs is a femboy yk?
yes, because completely rigid can never work
2 days after get cold outside
Stavka plan and allocate the resource, how to achieve it is leave to Front and their sub command to plan accordingly
Damn. Get well man
Thank I appreciate it
No am not femboy
A real boy?
Am too ugly to be femboy
Very good for you
Why is he lying
Nobody’s to ugly to be a femboy
@merry robin what is your pity amount rn for Musashi?
I know u are a gal too

Barb is ugly but his giant double caked up ass cheeks and thick thighs help
I forgot. Due to spending cubes to event banner i got a bit low on cubes. And no progress in pity. So i have like...120?
Femboy like Femgirl
Dam lower than I thought
Yeah i forgot to shave my beard
How much cubes you got?
Dam
67 cubes
Somewhere like that
You’re so funny
Yeah. I am dying
As much as I wanna spend on cubes to try to get Yorktown II or get closer to exchange I’m pre just gonna spend it on Guam first

Much obliged
i wonder what ships would go apeshit over 67
sandy?
not even, she'd just get confused
Montana
I can’t hear anything
Ts not world of warships
Maybe not
Flight genuinely top 5 humans behind me
also trying to shoehorn child memes into a game not aimed at children is ridiculous, stop it
might as well be given the love affair of a collab that is research 
My bad David
We are sorry
His name is david?

“We” acting like I got involved
but 67 is somehow genuinely hilarious...
His name
no bro just thinks he's being funny, for some reason
Idk I saw a Facebook dude with his pfp that was David something
Sodak lowk is funny
So I just call him David
He is. He is so funny. I grew a beard
Sodak my gif supplier
They think I’m funny bro bro
MiG-27K is damn good CAS plane, you can't change my mind
@sleek cape But am gonna make my profile become femboy fr
You are
Dont like femboy
I like women with boobs
Would
you mean real women ?
not sure why you would think I use facebook, I'm not that old
So you like every but hipper?
Is this your alt
Yes. Real beautiful women are peak
Wat size of boobs
a femboy can have boobs alright with the application of estradiol
Idk sizes honestly
that's not even the same pfp, that's a default clippy
Yes
Sure
And you would want to make them different so nobody would stalk you
Boobs
Where did this pfp even come from I see so many people using it

I could post the source but that would be political
Yeah buddy I’m onto your ass
there's literally millions of clippys
When i get to shores of North America like Columb. I will get yo ass
<@&472236072743600148> 
SCAM
oh boy, I can get rich now
Poor account got taken
By yuwi lol
/mute 291165047588126721 Scam
member must be a mention or valid user id.
aight gonna get bonked
Uhhhh
Hey Accurian
Hello 
omg, how to be rich? clicked

Rip
Account? done
Cause lowk when you get rich you just get poor because rich is poor since rich actually benefits from rich but poor is rich

He’s on something
He’s not onto something
I could get "rich" by doing nothing, provided I don't mind not eating for the rest of my life
Ty
Fuck you
Just get rich brokie
Ah its you Zabara. Hello
this is about someone asking a person around the same age of the opposite sex to "grab a drink" btw
work date. dating while scolded by boss is romantic
I’m guessing twitter?
When shawty go on a date with me and I bring her into my whip
where else
Yep why i even ask
Then I lowk crash
Where its romantic?
Like you kissing VI romantic
as long as they're together is romantic
wait, she?
Corny ahh romance
I smell boobies that need to be squished
girl playing AL?
Yep
There is Turq
She is lesbian aunt
I call her aunt
I like shorekeeper too
On my soul 500+ hours in Elden ring and Radahn just pulled out sum random Fucking move I’ve never seen before
turq sounds like turk
no. But my ancestors are turk. Me included.
turk mentioned
They were destroying Chinese empires on daily quests
And then going back to their harem of beatiful women

Hoo
2:19am
Go sleep
But Elden ring
New upd?
No it’s just fun


Weiiiiii
MICA
I think that's just Magic 2
actually that video was from 2 years ago i don't think MICA existed in Wer Thonder 2 years ago

I love Alsace and Saint Louis
also not the first
who's first?
British shell was terrible in WW1
ngl
fair enough
there is something about ships with bodysuit
fat tits
fat ass
yes.
Hmmm i have her tho don’t really care
should've bought french
cute griffin
what's the first banner without loli innit?
as far as i know it's clem banner
dead
Yall know that the chibi artist animation is also an nsfw artist

for the official video
why would that matter? lots of artists do that shit
can't imagine those chibi do something like that lol
snack
guys no-
Yes
Whats up, mostly good people of ALO
Yoo
Bom dia a todos que Deus abençoe a todos
Me wife bedroom
I remember when eugen was manageable size 
I summon @radiant cipher

akaoni?
Ryu what

Got a problem
Youuuuahaahhhh
goth brat
Goth girl is 6 miles away
Nah 
goth wife
is this you irl

now this is truly AL
Gem on the Elizabeth Line?
Should I make this a gif
go for it
no cus youll just spam it like every other image you send
Gobbla knows me to well
i've been here for only 10 minutes and I can gauge that too
gobbla is to be ignored
Well sorry for calling you a random
You are awesome sauce
https://x.com/i/status/2010129677315195113
@sleek cape interested?
How long till Guam re run
I just don't play as much as I used to
What am I gonna do with that
Next week
Uhh
shooting shit
no you don't
you think you engage in war
but it'll be some awfully drawn out skirmish
I engaged in war with my food
It was crazy bro
Like shit was crazy Richie
I lowk earned 1 battle star

why is a raw aluminum block so expensive
processing
im 8 decades old
hey where are you going
To Kansas
apologies
any cutie patooties out and about
nope
My snake is solid
Do we get a Gem bonus
boobchester
Shes bad
🏆
But she has a new skin
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Never put a ur in scrap
More like toss her in dock and never use her 
Just like my other UR’S
CBs are so powercreeped
Why you pulling rn???
Guam is in like 3 fucking days 
One of the worse URs in the game. But still great nontheless.
Hind is old wym
Really?
I'm not that active on Azur lane but wtf is this luck sometimes
I swear she was a event ship in the tempesta event
ITTTTTTS! GUAMM!! I feel stupid wasting coobs on lex2 when I don't have a proper fleet for her and now I have 43 coobs for guam, RIP!!
I got 80 cubes and dreams I’ll be fine
I think Tempesta event had a banner for the last Tempesta girls?
I got to 189/200 pity to get lex2 just to regret it 
Ouch…
Me scrapping uvh every time i got her
Lexy dosnt need a fleet around her 
Unless you wanna get that MASSIVE 5% heal for Sara-Chan.
She works well with essex and lex ships and I dont got that
I mean a small heal and like 8% damage buff isn’t especially worthwhile
Don't need them, she is one of the best campaign ships Ingame
Only time I’ll scrap a UR ship is if I already have a copy of it that is mlb
I’m so sad she lost the CA barrage in her II.😔
Ohhh, I see I haven't tried her on campaign yet...I'm more interested in fleets for pvp
I want my spam back
Even if you want to trigger specific skills , Willy porter works , so does Laffey 2 who is coming in 3 days and free
Even for PvP she is one of the best options 
Laffey II is so aids in pvp
I don't have her yet
Just let Lion burn her down 






